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Dance, Dance, Dance
Good evening!
Good evening, good evening!
Well, tonight has started, "Dance, Dance, Dance"!
Yes!
Every week, various people have appeared.
What kind of dance will you show us today?
Yes!
Well, first of all, let's introduce the judges!
Yes!
First of all, here is...
Sugi...
Keisuke-shou!
Wow!
Wonderful!
His title is "wonderful"!
Keisuke-shou, it's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you, too.
Do you know about our dance?
Yes!
I'm a fan of you.
Thank you!
What do you think of our dance?
It's interesting!
Thank you!
It doesn't look real at all.
Yes!
Well, next is...
Kishi...
Chieko-sensei!
Thank you!
I want you to see it with professional eyes.
Yes!
It seems like I'm already in the dance.
Is that so?
It's called "chiwaki-niku-odoru".
Thank you for today!
And lastly...
Yes!
J.J....
Jefferson-san!
Thank you!
Your Japanese is fluent!
It's fluent!
Are you married?
Yes!
Are you married to a Japanese woman?
Yes!
What do you think of Japanese women?
They're amazing!
Amazing!
Look!
Entry number one...
Groovin' Soul Kids "Let's Get in the Groove"!
Thank you very much!
That was long!
Father, please tell us.
Father, what's your name?
Fukaba Homiya.
How old are you?
Seventy-five years old.
Seventy-five years old...
Do you go to discos often?
Yeah, about three times a week.
Really?
Do you really go there three times a week?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you go to a popular store?
Circus.
Circus...
Look at you!
What's wrong with you?
Let me ask you something.
First...
Let's move on.
What did you think of my dancing?
I'd be better if I didn't have bad legs.
Really?!
I'd do anything with a tap.
Anything with a tap?!
It'd be nice if you didn't have bad legs, but...
I can't do it!
I go there three times a week!
If it were me...
If it were me, I'd go to a discos.
You hate losing!
I don't like losing!
Of course you do!
Let's move on.
I don't like losing!
I don't care!
It was a wonderful performance.
Can you memorize it as soon as you come?
If you stand for about three months, you can dance.
Do you remember it in three months?
Oh...
That means there are people who die before they remember it for three months.
Have you ever had such a person in the past?
Oh, I thought you were a genius, but you said it.
Well, I haven't had it before.
Oh, you haven't had it before?
Yes.
Well, let's ask the judges.
In the way you shake your hands, you light up in the middle of dancing like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it would be better if you didn't light up.
And with that, your waist is also...
What are you talking about?
You!
"What are you talking about?" That's an interesting reaction.
I see.
Yes.
Yes, is there an age limit or something like that?
Not at all.
Oh, there isn't such a thing?
Oh, if you look at it, even for one, two, or three months, you're doing better than the judges.
You're doing it, aren't you?
Yes.
In that sense...
That's good.
I'm looking forward to what Jefferson will say.
Jefferson, how was it?
Very, very wonderful.
You know what "pla-dance" is, right?
Pla-dance.
In Hawaii.
Yes, yes, yes.
It really feels like Hawaii.
He's a very talented foreigner, really.
Yes, I understand.
The last person.
Go ahead!
Entry No. 3, Fujiyama Geisha Dancers. "Come On, Let's Dance!"
Now, let's go
To Nanamuru
Let's go
Grandma...
How old are you?
I'm sixty-five years old.
Wow...
When you look at her up close, you really look like you're wearing chopsticks, don't you?
You're right.
Really...
And then, over here...
The woman in the back...
Yes...
I'm already seventy years old.
Are you on a diet, ma'am?
Yes!
For today...
For today, I went to the dentist, but...
I couldn't make it in time, and I was trying to hide my age.
You talk too much Iranian.
Siho!
Yes?
How are you?
Yes...
Hey! Hey you, what's up with you?
I hit you!
Why do you hit me but don't stop?
But you know...
You're having fun, aren't you?
I am, aren't I?
Japan has become rich, hasn't it?
What are you talking about?
Ms. Kii, what do you think?
But...
Ms. Kii, you're pretty good at this kind of thing, aren't you?
Yes, I just recorded it...
I recorded it when I was 16 years old...
Oh, is that so?
Fujiyama Genshin...
He was really fat, wasn't he?
And when he was dancing...
His face wasn't in the frame and his umbrella was in the frame...
He was really good...
I see...
What do you like the most?
What I like the most is...
Good, good...
That's what I like!
That's what you like...
What do you like the most?
If you like something, please bring it to me.
Good, good...
The best...
Oh, the best luck?
Right?
It's going to be an interesting keyhole, isn't it?
You're mistaken, aren't you?
Now, let's announce the winner next...
From the ace final...
Please announce it!
I'm sorry for the inconvenience...
No, you don't have to say it!
You don't have to say anything!
You don't have to say you're sorry for the inconvenience...
Well, for me...
After all, I like floor dancing...
Floor dancing!
It's floor dancing, isn't it?!
Yes...
That means...
This week's champion is number two...
Floor dancing!
He won...
That's right...
There's a championship competition...
However, the championship competition is in five years...
I wonder if everyone is there...
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's really busy...
A lot of things are going on...
Today...
Well...
I don't know what people will say during this broadcast...
That's right!
It was a great lightning strike!
It was like "doaaaaah"!
That's right, that's right.
Yeah!
That's probably because the sky is shining.
Huh? Huh? Why is that?
That's because humans do unnecessary things.
What do you mean by "unnecessary things"?
Like flying into space with a rocket or something like that.
Wait!
What is it?
TBS is playing "shower".
Well, that's fine, but...
Next year...
Yeah?
I... I asked for a fortune...
Yeah?
I asked for a fortune...
For who?
Well... for the show...
For the show...
For the person who came...
I asked for a fortune...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't seem like much will happen next year.
Do you have faith in it?
No, I don't have much faith in it, but...
Next year won't be much.
You're saying "it won't be much"?
Huh?
You're saying "it won't be much"?
I won't be a great person.
What is that?
What are you saying?
You're saying you won't be a great person?
No, I mean...
Next year...
I might not be an entertainer anymore.
Already?
No, no, really, really.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't have much.
Do you have faith in fortune-telling?
No... I don't have much.
Do you have faith in things like fortune-telling?
For example, what do you mean by "fortune- telling"?
Um... like carrying a sword or something like that.
Oh...
I don't have much.
Like that fortune-telling thing that was mentioned in "Normal Punch" or something like that...
That fortune-telling thing that was mentioned in "Normal Punch" or something like that...
Yeah, I didn't know why.
I was so angry that I almost blew up on the Shinkansen.
Last week you were like "Hmm..."
You guys...
You should talk properly first!
Why do you talk first and then talk together?
That's why you were like "Hmm..." last week.
You know I'm tired, don't you?
You're always like that!
You're always like "Hmm..." when you're laughing.
You're laughing because I'm saying "Hmm..."
You know, I... how do I say it...
I have a heart of a farmer.
It doesn't matter!
It usually doesn't matter!
I was calling you in "Normal Punch" on the Shinkansen.
Last week you denied it!
Yeah.
This week it's bad!
Say it all week!
I'm telling you to say it all week when it's bad!
Last week, you know...
You know...
You all go to school for the first time, right?
And when it's exam season, you go and get a lucky charm.
Yeah, we do.
There's nothing more trustworthy than a lucky charm!
You know, the one you're holding!
It's stupid!
You know, the one you're hanging in the car!
Yeah, there are quite a few.
It's stupid!
You know, the one you're doing!
So you...
You've never held one before?
Never!
Oh, I see.
What's with you?!
You know, I don't know if it's me or not,
but sometimes, you know,
I say "I went out for a walk" and a girl gives me a lucky charm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bang!
Can you also trust something like that?!
You know?!
Can you also trust something like that?!
If you leave that safety helmet on the highway and go and get hit by a car, you'll get pulled over, won't you?!
No, I won't do that!
Can you avoid a car like that?!
No, I won't go and get hit by a car!
What if you do that?! What will you do if you drop that helmet and get hit by a car?!
I won't go and get hit by a car!
So it doesn't make sense for you to get pulled over!
That's true, but...
Right?!
That's weird!
You're not saying you trust it! You're not saying you trust it!
That's a safety helmet with a pass code!
If you drop it on the highway and get hit by a car, you'll get pulled over, won't you?!
I'm not going and get hit by a car just because I dropped it on the highway!
I'm not going and get hit by a car just because I have it!
I'm not going and get hit by a car just because I dropped it on the highway!
But if you say it normally, you should be able to pass even if you drop it on the highway!
Safety helmets are usually something else!
What are you doing?!
If you drop it on the highway and get hit by a car, you won't pass, will you?!
You should be asking for help!
If you drop it on the highway and get hit by a car...
Is there such a thing as an example?!
Then you should have a safety helmet with a pass code!
Right?!
If you put a safety helmet with a pass code in it, you won't be born!
That's weird!
What kind of woman would put it in there?
For example!
- For example! - You won't be born!
You will be born!
If you were born as a woman, you could do something about it.
But if you put it in there, you won't be born!
Like this, like he just agreed to it.
What do you mean?
That's weird!
No, you're weird!
I'm not weird! I'm not weird at all!
I don't know what you're talking about!
- You won't be born! - I'll say it in a way you can understand.
- Right? - It's not a wise thing to say, but...
- I'll say it in a way you can understand. - Right?
Right? At this rate, people will think my head is crashing.
No, you're crashing!
Safety helmet.
There are people who hang it in front of their windshield.
For example, if you put a slightly bigger safety helmet in there,
and if you put more string in it and swing it in front of you,
you'll bump into it someday, won't you?
Huh?
If you put a slightly bigger safety helmet in there,
and if you put more string in it and swing it in front of you,
you'll bump into it someday, won't you?
- Oh, because of the string in it... - Right, right, right!
- No, at this rate, that example is impossible! - Why is it impossible?
If you put more string in it and swing it in front of you,
isn't it annoying? You'll make it shorter, won't you?
- If you put more string in it... - No, if you put more string in it, you'll bump into it, won't you?
You'll bump into it, won't you?
No, no, no. I don't know about that.
Then I'll make it more understandable.
If you put on sunglasses and walk on the road wearing that safety helmet...
- No, but at this rate, it's over, isn't it? - It's over, it's over!
- You'll bump into it completely! - Why do you have to wear glasses for that?
Even if you don't notice it, I'll trust you with the safety helmet.
You understand what I'm saying, don't you?
- Can you shake your head? - I don't understand.
You understand, don't you?!
What a weird bunch of people.
- John! - Yes, yes. Well, well, anyway, let's leave it at that for today.
- Oh, you're early. - What is it?
- Can you brush your teeth around here? - I'm early?!
I can't do it at all. I talked too much.
It's been 20 minutes since you left.
I can't do it. It's not enough.
I can't do it.
You're good.
I might be in "White Night 2".
Oh, you did it on purpose.
Good luck.
Give me the chicken.
You stay there. I can't do it even if you look at me.
I can't do it even if you look at me.
I thought it was funny.
The person who introduced me to you is this ring and her...
This is not the one you're wearing now.
This bullhorn and this ring.
Yes, let me introduce you first.
I'm CX and it's similar, but this is a special edition.
And, uh...the other day I did it...
Well, it doesn't matter. I'll introduce you first.
The other day I did it...
No, no, no!
You should have introduced me first.
Why did you make me do it?
Uh...the other day I did it...
That's enough!
Why did you make me do it?
I have to say something about this and that.
If you make me do it, it's decided, right?
Especially you, Keiko.
You were born in 1945.
Uh...how old are you now?
Uh...I'm 20 years old.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't.
You should wear more makeup.
It doesn't matter.
Thank you for today.
Huh?
I heard it from a friend of mine.
He used to do something called "chikuri manbo".
He asked me to show him what it was like.
I don't know what "chikuri manbo" is.
Hey! You know it, don't you?
Do you know "chikuri manbo"?
- Do you know it? - Yes, I know it.
Do you know "chikuri manbo", which made Japan go bankrupt?
"chikuri manbo", "chikuri manbo"...
"chikuri manbo" is huge!
Thank you very much.
It's disgusting!
Why do you have to make fun of my "chikuri"?
What are you doing?
You are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong...
Do it properly!
Do you want me to cry?
- Do it properly! - I can't do it, it's embarrassing.
- Do it properly... - I won't make so much fun of you anymore.
You were dancing like "papapara", do it properly!
- There are so many people here, I can't do it! - Why not?
It's embarrassing, it's amazing.
If you keep telling me to do it, I can't do it anymore.
- Really? - Yes.
- You're pretending. - No, it's true, I can't do it anymore.
- You know what he's doing, right? - I know, I know.
If you're expecting it this much, humans can't do such good things.
- I've been with you for a long time, so you know when I do it or not. - I know, I know.
- I know your movements. - I know, I know.
- I know you won't do it today. - Are you kidding me?!
I haven't done it yet.
It's embarrassing, isn't it? Why am I doing this kind of work?
Lastly, Yoshida Rumi-chan from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Right away, in the last corner of "Iitomo", there is something called "Tamolympics".
I look forward to it every week.
And I always think, "Matsumoto-san seems motivated, but Hama-chan doesn't seem motivated at all."
You look rather irritated.
Hama-chan, do you hate that corner?
Why are you crying?!
I don't hate it, I'm not doing it.
I'm really doing it. I'm doing it with all my strength.
Don't lie, you idiot!
Don't pull my hand, I'm serious.
You're the one who's not pulling my hand!
I've never pulled anyone's hand, you idiot!
What's up with you?
You haven't pulled anyone's hand?
I haven't.
You haven't pulled it all off, have you?
I'm doing my job, I'm doing my job!
I'm a little irritated.
You!
Are you...
What is this?
Have I ever pulled anyone's hand?
You have, you idiot!
For example, this instrument.
Yes.
Have I ever pulled an instrument's hand?
Well, you know, I've known you for a long time.
Oh, you haven't pulled anyone's hand.
You haven't pulled it all off.
Oh, you mean the strength I'm putting out.
Yes, I can roughly tell.
How much strength am I putting out today?
Today...
You know, I really am a doctor!
You're not!
I'm not telling you, you know!
You don't even have a hospital to go to!
A doctor!
I'm really telling you, stop it!
No, I mean, from the moment you said it, you're lying!
I'm in Tokyo, you know!
What's the name of the doctor?
He's called Dr. Kuwahara.
He's in Tokyo, you know!
When he went there today, he said, "Stop it! I'm in Osaka!"
Earlier today, I was working with Aja Kong.
He's a professional jockey.
He said he'd train Aja Kong.
You were just laughing like this in the ring!
I'm doing this with Aja Kong in my hands and you're laughing like this!
What? Is that what I'm doing with my hands?
You're doing it with your hands, but you're walking with your face like this all the time.
You should walk a little more with a smile.
That's how it is!
Did you stab me in the back?
That's how you are!
No one watches that show on New Year's Day at 7 in the morning.
Hey!
So you're different in terms of time and power in the show!
Of course!
By the way, "Bad Guys" is finally playing a penalty game next week!
We'd like to show it to you all.
We've played it many times over the years.
I'm sure everyone watching this on TV will be looking forward to it.
"Bad Guys" is finally playing a penalty game next week!
Please watch it!
What are you doing?
Also!
What are you doing?
Next year's special!
On Saturday, December 25th...
From 2 to 3 and a half...
"Iban"...
Our instrument player and...
The guy up there...
"Sarara"...
That's going to be it!
Let's broadcast it on a special show!
Anyway!
Our instrument player isn't here...
Until next week...
Goodbye!
We'll play a penalty game next week!
Look forward to it!
This is fun!
- Okay. - Thank you for your hard work!
- What are you doing? - Thank you for your hard work!
- What are you doing?!
- Hey! - Head!
- What are you doing?! - Head!