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"Tsukichiki Gakiban Pittashii Kankan"!
Now, it's time for "Tsukichiki Gakiban Pittashii Kankan"!
I will be your host, the mascot of "Gaki no Tsukai", Pritchi Suzuki!
I'm also an announcer.
Now, let's welcome our team!
"Hamachan" team and "Machan" team!
Now, let's start with introductions.
First, "Machan" team.
"Okkun" and "Makumoto" team.
"Takahashi Ayumi" from "Shiroto" team.
"Oekeiko" from "Saitama" team.
Now, "Hamachan" team!
"Otomo" from "Chofu" team.
I'm Nitta, the manager who came from Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
Nitta-san, the manager, has also appeared.
Alright!
Well, then...
I'll do my best!
Now, let's hear what each of the captains have to say...
What?!
I'm sorry! It's late at night, so my tongue doesn't work.
I'd like to hear what each of you have to say, but first...
Let's start with Captain Macchan.
I'm not going to lose to people like you who have rotten guts like this!
You're one of us, right?
Yes.
You kind of look like Chibita.
Now, let's start with the first question.
Sometimes it's 1:40 in the morning and sometimes it's 2:10 in the evening, but...
Everyone, please wake up and look at this.
What are you talking about?!
This!
This one picture!
Ta-da! Please take a look at this.
This picture was taken by today's guest's right hand.
Now, this picture right here.
Is that her?
The little girl on the right.
Yes, that's me.
Now, who is the owner of this picture?
Who could it be?!
Let's start with Captain Macchan's team.
Go ahead!
Fuse Akira!
You're younger!
A little different.
Oh, Sadaharu-san.
Kuruma Dankichi-san.
Now, Captain Macchan's team.
Nitta Junichi.
Isn't that a little too young?
Is it too young?
Tachi Hiroshi.
Kuruka?!
Sakada Mijiro.
It seems like you're off track a little.
Now, Captain Macchan's team.
Morishi Ichi.
Ucchan.
Watanabe Masayuki-san.
Now, Captain Macchan's team.
Are you laughing at me?
Well, you could say that.
You need to think before you speak, you know?
You in the brown uniform over there.
I don't know your name, but you...
Now, Hamada-san, with Captain's trust in you...
You call me Hamada?
Is it okay for me to say "red light"?
Ishii-san!
It's a little different, yes.
Hmm...
Atsumi Jiro-san.
No, you don't say anything!
Hazama Kanpei-san.
Hazama Kanpei-san...
Well, it's like...
Ah, I made a mistake.
It's a little disappointing.
Now, let's welcome today's guest!
Please come in!
Hey!
Are you kidding me?!
But, you know...
Your face is cute, when you were little.
Doesn't it look like me now?
It does!
Now that you've grown up...
I don't think you'll be able to say "red light" or anything like that.
The kids are looking at you, too.
How old were you when you took this picture?
About five years from now, right?
My heart stopped.
Your mouth is also a little different now, right?
Why do you say "bye bye" now when you used to eat a lot of food in the past?
I changed all my teeth and fixed them, but they came out again.
You're funny!
Like this, you overcame your 30s.
Hahaha!
You bastard!
Why do you say "bye bye" now when you used to eat a lot of food in the past?
You're funny!
Like this, you overcame your 30s.
Now I'd like to ask you a question about Saito- san, the miracle director.
When Saito-san drinks alcohol, he always scolds the woman sitting next to him.
At the time of his scolding, Saito-san said, "When I looked at you, I became small."
But what does "small" mean?
Now, Hamachan team!
When I looked at you, I became small.
You're laughing!
Yes!
When I looked at you, I became thin.
You're laughing!
Yes, Hamachan team!
In the past, we used to go to karaoke together a lot.
When I looked at you, I became small.
When I looked at you, I became thin.
That's a little too direct.
When I looked at you, I became thin.
I know it, but...
When I looked at you, I became thin.
Oh!
Don't say "I got excited", don't say it!
"I got excited" with this face!
Well, since it's a real performance today, how do you usually say it?
Well, even for me, Hamada-san, please.
I got excited
I didn't want to show it to the general public!
I got excited
Even when Hamada-san was getting married and greeting people, he said "I got excited" with the microphone!
Even when Fuji TV was shut down, he said "I got excited"!
"I got excited"!
Isn't that Nero-tan?
Even when he said "I got excited", the microphone was still on!
Now, speaking of Matsumoto-san's hobby...
It's his video appreciation of "Adult Beard".
"Adult Beard"!
This video's title is...
Ma'am, isn't it fine?
"Adult Beard", "Adult Beard", "Adult Beard"
What is this "Adult Beard", "Adult Beard", "Adult Beard"?
Yes, Hamada-san!
"Ma'am", "Ma'am", "Isn't it fine?", "Geez", "You'll get wet",
I see, you just blamed "you'll get wet" on "getting wet"
You little...!
Oh, that's...
isn't it enough to lose your customer in a quiz?
Completely!
Next
Ma'am, isn't it fine?
Since I'm fat...
enough!
Imma lose my customer!
Ma'am
Hey! You're mean!
It's not bad if you say it like that, but...
Most girls don't say it like that, so don't make me say it!
What a joke!
Who said it?
Ma'am, is it okay?
Yes.
I'm f**king crazy!
Good evening!
Well, you know...
You're in a good mood today.
I'm in a good mood today.
Well, you know...
The audience feels different depending on the time of day, so it's difficult.
That's right.
Sometimes people are...
Yes, yes, yes.
Their faces are facing this way, but...
It's like...
That's right.
Girls are like that.
Girls who were laughing until now suddenly seem to be in a bad mood.
But...
They're in front of you.
That's right.
Girls are like that.
Guys are like that.
They're always excited.
Girls are like...
What's up with you guys?!
What?
You know...
That's right.
Girls are really difficult.
That's why you only know girls and the weather in the mountains.
Guys are like that all year long.
That's not true!
It's annoying...
There are days when you're irritated from the first day.
I'm not like that!
I'm a really unpopular talent.
Your head is a bit of a talent.
Don't say such rude things!
I don't laugh or clap like that.
What is it?
Hey!
What is it?
When you're in a bad mood, you're in a bad mood!
I'm not in a bad mood, really.
If you're in a bad mood when you're late, you look like you're in a bad mood.
You...
No, don't grab me.
My nose hurts! It hurts! It hurts a lot!
You...
If you look at your juniors, you'll understand.
Your juniors...
When you're strong, you're really...
How do you say it?
You go like this.
When you use your lower body...
You're really good at that.
I've never used my lower body.
Yes!
Where are you going?
Come closer!
You...
Do you know how much your juniors say about you?
What are you talking about?
There's a junior named Imada Higashino.
Right?
There's a girl like that.
She's really pure and kind.
That girl...
You...
Who are you going to hook up with?
Who?
What?
You...
Hey, Tsukoto!
What are you doing?
Going to the disco, changing your clothes...
Hey, you in the red shirt!
Bring me that!
What are you doing?
You...
What?
If he says it, I say it!
Which one do you trust?
Me, right?
Look at me!
Look at my face!
You said it yourself, didn't you?
I didn't say anything.
Forget about it.
Forget about what I said.
So what do you think of me, Imada Higashino?
Yes, yes, yes, Imada Higashino.
Well, you know, you're about ten minutes late.
You're about ten minutes late from your turn.
You're about ten minutes late!
Anyone can be late!
Especially when you're young, you get sleepy!
Why don't you answer me?!
And then he goes "tattattattatta" and says "I'm sorry!"
And he grabs a junior and says "I'm sorry" and goes "poh!"
poh!
This is a big priority.
You...
I did it for you!
And you know, people...
Wait! Listen!
People with soft hearts know this, but...
You're soft today!
Are you a judoka or karate teacher?!
A little...
Um...
You know...
Usually...
You know, when you think you're about to get hit, you close your abs.
This is reflective.
You know, you get hit and you're like "poh!" and you don't want to say it like that.
But when you let your guard down and you get kicked, it's like you're doing gymnastics.
The day I came with this guy...
He kicked me like "poh!"
And when I let go of my muscles, I got up and "poh!"
This... this... how do you say it... this "gymnastic attack"...
They both got hit in the face.
That's...
No, listen to me.
I did it for you.
But I was late the day before.
And I was late for two days in a row.
That's right.
That's right, isn't it?
You know, those two girls are the ones you love.
If you're mad, they won't go out with you like they always do.
If you're mad at the girls you love.
So I was late for two days in a row.
So I thought I'd make you do it.
So I did it and I was late for two days in a row.
You know Hanako Yamada, don't you?
Hey, wait a minute.
That's not what I meant.
Oh, you did it.
Then say it.
Hanako Yamada.
That "Tondemo Ii Yume" (Very Good Dream)
She did it on Sunday.
When she came to the pool, she was stuck in the pool.
She couldn't sink.
What do you think she did?
She put a weight on her hands.
Hanako Yamada was like this.
I didn't like it either.
Hey, wait a minute.
You put a pipe chair on her back and went out, didn't you?
I'm the first priority, as a human child.
But you always enjoyed it, didn't you?
Bobcat told me so.
Hey, that's enough.
You didn't do anything.
I have my own reasons for doing it.
You took me into the mountains of Mekong.
Don't make me naked.
You beat me up, didn't you?
Hey, you pulled my leg.
I'm sorry for that.
Wait a minute.
You took me to Mekong.
But you didn't make me naked and beat me up.
I didn't beat you up.
Don't do it.
Oh, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Why did you take me into the mountains of Mekong and make me naked?
Nobody said, "Oh."
You didn't do it or make me naked, did you?
No, I didn't.
You trained it, didn't you?
What? What did you say?
She's a little weak, isn't she?
Well, yes, she's a little stubborn.
Mentally, too.
Yes, yes, she's a little weak.
That's why...
Then what?
Don't make a weak person naked.
Don't do it or make me naked, did you?
Do you know Mina-chan, who you met in your dream?
What?
Eh?
She didn't do anything.
In your dream, you meet a girl named Mina-chan, a first year high school girl.
She doesn't know anything. She's a pure-blooded girl.
Do you know her name?
It's...
Eh?
I'm naked.
Why?
That's not it!
You set me up to make me do it.
You made me move like this.
Who did it?
Nanbara did it like this.
Why did you do it like that?
I don't know.
I was sitting like this.
I was talking like this.
Nanbara was talking like this.
I was doing like this.
I set you up to do it.
But you know, you were wearing a jacket like this.
You don't have any feelings for me anymore.
No matter what jacket you're wearing...
Eh?
No matter how many people you're with...
Why does it take you so long to say "twelve people"?
Two...two...two...two...
I almost said "two people"
It's similar, "twelve people" and "two people"
I don't care
I say "westerner" and "non-westerner" wrongly
It's similar
You're just stupid
Right?
What is it?
It doesn't matter
What?
Women don't know
Really?
You don't say that
What's wrong with you?
I can't think of anything like this
What?
Poop?
No
Don't say stupid things
You're just a kid
I didn't want to say it
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
It happens sometimes
You're like a young comedian on TV
It doesn't matter
It happens
Poop?
It's amazing
What is?
You're just a kid
Seriously
It must be really painful
What did you say to that pain?
I don't know about that pain
It hurts
My little finger hits the pillar and it hurts
It hits the corner
It's like...
It's about ten times of that
It's more
More?
So it's your thumb?
It's not a finger
What I'm saying now is that it hurts
I can't say it's my thumb because it hits the corner
Let me ask you again
Even if you're a woman, you're a woman, right?
Do you know where I hide my napkins all the time?
What do you mean you know?
You can't be proud of it, can you?
It's coming like this
Are you turning the tree over there?
Yes, please bring me a piece of paper.
Are you cold?
For those who brought a piece of paper, I will give you this bouzon and a ring.
Would you like me to introduce you?
Yes, please.
Komori Toshiko.
Nineteen years old.
Shiba Prefecture.
Would you like me to show you how I wear my swimsuit?
That's enough.
You can show me later.
Tennis, skiing, golf.
My hobbies are karaoke and dieting.
I see.
I'm good at fortress and taekwondo.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Since we don't have much time today, let's move on quickly.
What should we do?
Oh, let's do this.
When my mother sees "downtown" on TV, she says, "Oh, isn't that Obon Kobon?"
Do you think it's similar?
I'm good at tapping, of course.
You look like a young comedian on TV.
Shut up!
The result of golf competition will be announced next week.
I hope you'll watch it.
And we'll play a penalty game after that.
Hey!
When will we play a penalty game?
Let's do our best!
Mr. Yoshimitsu, don't make fun of me!
It's just the right time.
Right?
Please look forward to it.
The result will be announced next week.
Hey!
Don't make fun of me!
Yes, golf competition will be held next week.
The result will be announced next week.
Please look forward to "ADNO ASSISTANCE" and "HAGACHI".
And "ADNO ASSISTANCE" and "HAGACHI".
It's too late.
What?
It's too late.
Mr. Yoshimitsu, are you okay?
What?!
Do your best next week!
Goodbye!