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Chiki-chiki Gollum Match Preliminary Round. The penalty game is yours!
What are you looking at?
Well, once in front of the camera...
Look at his face!
No, I can't!
Well, I was asked if I couldn't take off my jumper.
I can't take it off.
Why is it still like this?
Well, I mean, it's not like I'm wearing a jacket or anything.
Well, but it's hard to move when you shake it like this.
That has nothing to do with it.
My shoes are like this. Really, I can wear anything like this.
Even a jacket?
Oh, well, you know, even a jacket like Ohendan's.
Like Tengu's, like Tengu's one-piece jacket.
One piece of leather?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, really?
Well, for now, let's try it out.
Yes.
What's with this jacket?
That's, uh, Shoumei-san's jacket.
I know that!
What about this kind of jacket?
Huh?
Borrow me one of these.
Do you know what this means?
Do you know what kind of advantages it has?
If you wear this, you'll be sick.
Whoa!
Either way, you can't do it like this.
Why not?
Are you really left-handed?
That's right.
Oh, you shoot with your left hand?
No, no, with my right hand.
Then I'll shoot like this.
Good left-handedness!
Either way, you can do it like this.
Then, Matsumoto-kun, I'll shoot first.
Yes!
It's hard to hit the ball like that.
This club is big, isn't it?
Hey!
Like this.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
How do you hold it?
Hey!
First of all...
Like this?
No, like...
Hey, you're holding it!
Hey, you're hungry, aren't you?
Look at the ball and...
The ball should be here, right?
Well, it depends on how you feel.
The ball should be here, right?
Yes, yes.
The ball should be here, right?
Yes, yes.
Don't say anything.
The ball should be here.
Yes, yes.
Hey, you're hungry, aren't you?
No, my acting is bad.
You can't fail once.
Yes, yes.
Hey!
Don't go home!
Good!
Wow!
That was good!
Maybe you put too much strength in your shoulders.
Yeah, I know.
That's right!
Put more strength in your shoulders.
Yeah!
Hey!
Just do as you think!
Next, you see that pin over there?
Put it over there.
I can't do it like this.
You should think about it!
You made me swing it!
What?
How was it?
It's tough, even with that.
Right?
Yes.
Oh, good, good, good!
Just like that, just like that.
Hold it!
Yes.
Well, um, thank you for coming today.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Yes.
I'm sorry, but I'd like you to teach me what he just did.
Are you used to it?
If you're used to it, you can do it.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
The ball.
Say it.
I'll do it.
But I got it!
I got it!
You got it?
Can someone get me a V-shaped laundry?
That's not fair!
You're right.
What are you doing?
I can't do it anymore.
You...
You're not motivated at all!
What? What?
What is this?
A scene where you stretch your knees!
Look sideways!
What is this?
What is it?
Look cool!
I...
What is it?
Why don't you wear it properly?
What?
Pants.
What?!
You...
You're not an old man!
You can hear me, can't you?!
Well, well, it's fine.
You know...
Well, well, you're making me angry!
Today...
I have to think of a punishment game.
Yes.
But golfing...
I haven't decided yet.
But you do...
Golf...
Golf, right?
You were pretty good at it today, weren't you, Taishou?
I...
I did it for the first time today...
I'm pretty good at it, aren't I?
No, you're not!
No, no, but you know...
I...
I really...
Don't you have "big sports"?
I've done everything...
With this...
Big body...
No, that's not it...
Is it called "pulse force"?
First of all, when I was...
Swimming...
This was amazing...
I thought it was bad...
Ah, wait a minute...
Swimming...
And you thought it was bad...
What kind of situation is that?
The horse is getting faster and faster...
What does that mean?
The horse is getting faster and faster...
What does that mean?
It's really fast...
Ah, it's fast...
It's fast...
Yes...
But if you keep going like this...
I feel like I can do a water slide here...
I thought it was bad...
If you can do a water slide, you can do a movie like that...
But as a comedian...
I'm sure you'll be offended...
But you can still do it, can't you? If you had water on you...
But if you had water on you...
I don't think anyone would say, "Oh, you're cute!"
We'll talk a lot, so we can play golf, can't we?
Well, for now...
We'll practice a little more...
And let's think about a punishment game!
Let's not do anything scary!
What do you want to do? If you weren't scared...
Huh?
- If you weren't scared... - Something embarrassing! Something embarrassing!
You've done something embarrassing before!
You know, using women's hormones...
You know, making boobs...
Even if you use women's hormones, you won't have breasts!
- I will! - You won't!
- I will! - It's silicone, isn't it?
- What do you want me to do? - You'll put silicone in it!
What are you talking about?
It's ridiculous!
We'll play a game, and if we lose, we'll go to my dad's side...
Cut it with a knife...
Put silicone in it...
- And give it to my dad? - That's right.
What's so sad about that?
Let's do it! It's funny!
No, it's fine!
Even while I'm talking like this, it's really funny!
It's funny!
Let's do it on your nose.
What are you doing with my nose?
We don't need silicone for your nose!
What's wrong with you?
What are you going to do with that silicone?
Even if you don't need it, won't it come even if you put it in like this?
No, it's plastic, you know, like a Frenchman's nose.
That's just one shot!
If you lose in a buzz game and put in silicone in your nose, it'll go "pew" and you'll end up laughing in a bad demo and that's it!
You have to talk normally after that!
Well, I guess you could say that in your heart.
That's how it ends!
That's what I'm talking about, Shouya!
If you go to a place like that and you're surrounded by canaries and you're riding your bike and you're like...
I know, I know.
What about that?
Is that even possible?
Of course it is!
Right?!
Look, everyone's saying it!
Do it! Do it!
Who are you looking at? At him!
Wait a minute, why me?!
Hama-chan, you're not losing!
What?! Hama-chan, you're not losing?!
Whatever!
Whatever, whatever!
You're like a Katapin!
Whatever! Don't say things like that!
You have to bring your whole family!
Whatever!
Elena?
If you lose, will you really bring your mom, dad and Cargo?
I'll bring them all.
Bring four of them and do a family contest here.
I said I'd bring you, but you didn't say a family contest.
Will you really bring me?
Yes.
You...
die of hunger!
The day you meet another family...
Hey!
You say it yourself. You're a family of four, and I'm a family of five.
Isn't it a matter of number?
So if you lose, instead of doing a family contest...
do a Go-Ranger!
With your face like this.
There's only four of us, and Go-Rangers...
Well, well, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
You're the only one here who does Go-Rangers!
Is it good?
Yeah, for now you take the leadership and...
Go-Rangers!
This is good.
What's with you?!
You know that Tohken?
In Shikoku.
Tosa prefecture.
Tosa prefecture, this dog fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That doesn't count as a family contest.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well...
We're old men fighting each other.
Well, well, it doesn't count.
Well, well, well, well, well, well...
Isn't that thing they do in Japan?
You know, the bullfighting thing.
That one?
This one, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go-Rangers!
That one!
Right?
Right, let's go all the way to Spain with this show!
Spain, huh?
We've been all the way to Okinawa, so next is Spain!
Yeah, you're right.
Well, Zectar is good, but...
Well, the pro wrestling bouquet is a bonus, right?
What are you guys doing?
What do you want me to do? Just say it!
Family?
Let's be family.
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?!
In my dad's room?!
Catching a running rat?!
Give me the brush.
For now, you...
Don't make me laugh! How much are you talking about?!
What time is it?
It's 7:40 already.
7:40?
Good evening.
Hello.
She's coming.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Let me introduce you to the people I've introduced.
Okay.
Let me introduce you.
Let's start with number one.
Mine. Favorite food. Spaghetti. And Downtown.
Thank you very much.
What?
Thank you very much.
No, please leave this here.
Yes.
Yes, let me introduce you.
First of all, this person.
From Ibaragi Prefecture.
Yuuko Naito, 17 years old.
I heard you used to live in a car in the past.
Is this true?
If it's true, please tell me in detail about your life at that time.
No, I didn't live in a car.
Oh, you were driving a Mark II, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
I didn't go home.
Really.
Right?
I didn't go home at all.
I stayed in the car all the time.
No, you didn't.
You just had a lot of luggage.
That's why people said you lived in a car.
It was amazing at the time, wasn't it?
What do you mean?
Autumn gate, winter gate, summer gate, spring gate...
All of Masatoshi's collections...
What?!
What do you mean "Masatoshi's collections"?
You idiot!
It's because there was a lump of clothes in it.
I don't have summer, spring, autumn or winter clothes in it.
That surprised me.
It was true that you had a lot of stuff in your collection.
It was hard for me to find you.
I couldn't get in touch with Gorgo Sardino.
Right?
By the way, when did you read this?
Well... "Nagano Prefecture is a pen name. I hate you, Matsumoto-san."
There's been a lot of people like that lately.
My friend Yuuki is a big fan of you, Matsumoto- san.
"I like Ikeike," he says all the time, "I'll become Ikeike!"
He got a bodycon suit and started wearing flashy makeup.
Yuuki used to say that he couldn't change himself, but now he's become a complete Ikeike.
He used to be a quiet, pure and cute boy.
Give me back my old Yuuki!
It looks like you're looking down on me, so please say something to Yuuki.
"Go back to normal," he says.
I can only ask you for good advice, Matsumoto-san.
It's no good for me, your close friend, to warn you.
I value Yuuki. Right now, Yuuki has become Ikeike and has fewer friends.
There's no one else who can say they're a good boy like me.
Please, Matsumoto-san, give me back my old Yuuki.
It's Matsumoto-san's fault.
But there's nowhere for me to go back.
In this world, I always think that everyone should be like that.
No, I mean...
If this kid can become cool and say something to you...
Well, it would be nice if he could, but...
Right?
Even if he doesn't become cool even if he doesn't know if he can meet you or not, it would be pitiful, wouldn't it?
Well, that's true, but...
But, you know, even the guests who came today, they all wrapped themselves up a little too much, you know?
They covered their faces too much.
In this season of fashion!
In this season of...
This is fine, isn't it?
More, more!
Show me more of your various sides.
You've been going out a lot lately!
That's not fine at all.
You should dress up like an ancient man.
Where in the world are you walking around like that?
A woman wearing pants is the worst!
All of you, skirts!
Skirts that you can see a little more.
Right?
You know, don't think too much about it.
Even if you dig up dirt on me, I don't think anything of it.
You're lying!
No, I'm serious.
Try digging up dirt on me.
You want me to do it?!
I don't care about it at all.
No, I'm serious.
I don't think it's bad at all.
Oh, is that so?
So you can dig up dirt on me.
As you like.
You can dig up dirt on me as you like.
If you think I'm a weirdo, you're in trouble.
I don't think it's bad at all.
All of you, more!
What do you think it is?
What?
What do you think it is?
What?
Even if you dig up dirt on me, you don't think anything of it, right?
What do you think it is?
When you dig up dirt on me?
Yes.
Oh, I see!
You can't dig up dirt on me for the sake of digging up dirt on me!
Well, I guess you're right.
But I don't think it's bad at all!
Well, you don't think it's bad at all, do you?
Right, right, right.
What else do you think is bad about it?
If only you had something in between you and that dirt.
What are you surprised about?
No, no, you're hiding it a little too much.
No, it's normal for me to hide it too much.
You're hiding it like a primitive man.
It's even more disgusting.
But you know, if you go to some country, there are countries where people don't hide their breasts.
I only hide my bottom part.
I don't think it's a problem if you hide only your bottom part.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you said.
That's right.
That's why men only hide their bottom part.
I hide my bottom part, but I don't show my balls.
Do you know what clothes were originally for?
So that no money can get in.
I don't hide my bottom part so that no one can see it.
I only hide it so that I don't get injured.
If I go into a forest or something, I don't want to get injured.
So why did you dig out your balls?
I don't mind getting injured.
No, you don't!
Why not?
If you hit it, it hurts.
If you cut it, what do you do?
It's like every stone in the river.
Why is it round?
It's round because it's been flowing for a long time.
It's round because it was originally dug out.
It's not round because you dug it out.
It's round because of the wind.
It's round because you dug it out.
Are you making fun of me?
No, I'm serious!
You don't know anything!
It's round because you dug it out.
What did you say?
It's round because you dug it out!
It's not round, I dug it out!
What?
Hey, your ear!
You dug it out!
I did!
I dug it out!
You dug it out!
Your jaw is round!
But it's not round because you dug it out!
It's long!
If it's round, I think so, but it's longer!
It's going to be round from now on!
Your finger is going to be round!
Doraemon is going to be round!
It's a cat from the future!
It's going to be like that!
I can't accept it!
I can't accept this ear!
It's not round!
You didn't dig it out!
I dug it out!
This is the ear!
You dug it out of the forest!
This is the ear!
You dug it out!
I didn't dig it out!
You're persistent!
Today is over.
We'll think about it next week!
Bye!
How do you write it?!
That's all for now.
Yeah.
So, you know...
What?
Let's decide what we're going to do next week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next week, from the top of my head.
How many songs have you written so far?
I've written all the songs I've told you about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to hire someone like that...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we're going to dig ourselves into that person...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we're going to decide whether or not we're going to do it or not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we don't do it, we won't make it!
The last shot...
Yeah.
That was good.
It was like flying.
Like Mr. Belibas.
What are you doing?!
Pro golfer Haruno.
No, seriously...
Yeah.
This is decided.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Let's line up all the songs we've told you about.
You, too?
You, too?!
You, too...
The one with the long nose...
Let's line up all of them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, let's choose one of them...
This one...
Let's roll it up...
The one with the long nose is impossible!
For now, all of them.
We're still looking for assistants.
We're looking for assistants.
We're all looking for assistants.
We're looking for assistants.
Please look for us!
We're looking for assistants.
In that case, we can't use you as a kid anymore, so we'll see you next week.
Good bye!
We'll make sure you have fun next week.
Please look forward to it.