AISubs v3.5
Hello!
Thank you for coming!
Today is going to be tough!
What do you mean?
No, no, really, today is going to be tough.
Yeah!
Well, today is going to be a little different than usual.
That's right!
We're going to show you a lot of VTRs.
The other day...
Yeah?
You were wearing blonde and said "come to the Arakawa river".
Yeah?
And you did this, you know?
Oh...
That's it?!
The other guys...
You know, I said this before in a show...
I raised my hand, but when I opened the lid, it was like this.
It's like this.
These guys are really cold.
That's it?!
What were the other guys doing?
They were playing.
They were playing somewhere during the day.
Oh, that's it?!
And the weather was good!
The weather was good!
It's not the time for blondes to be doing this!
But it's fine! Let's all have fun!
Why don't you go?!
Blonde...
No one's wearing a blonde...
Well, well, you know...
A defendant is a defendant.
This...
All of a sudden?!
What's up?
There were a lot of people who came!
There were a lot of people on the day!
Today, we'll show you a lot of that.
We'll show you a part of it.
Let's go.
Yes, please.
Annem begome!
I held your hand with a guide that I could see far away.
I don't have much to give you, but...
I'm glad you're happy.
I don't have much to give you, but...
I'm glad you're happy.
I don't have much to give you, but...
I'm glad you're happy.
Let's give them a round of applause!
Thank you for watching and have a nice day!
Give me a punch!
Well, let's see.
I'll tell you one thing.
That red wig, you, go home.
You're out.
Is it OK?
I'm aiming at you from above!
So, when you look at the next picture, you're in it.
You don't know where you are, but...
Is it OK? I'm ready! Start!
After that, Matsumoto-kun...
Three years in a row...
Two years and four groups?
Two years and four groups.
Huh? Three years in a row...
Ready!
Start!
Go home!
I don't know where I'm aiming at.
Is it behind me?
Go home!
Wait a minute, I'm waiting for the train.
Ready!
Start!
Three years in a row!
Go home!
How is it?
OK! OK! But wait a minute! I'll check!
OK! OK! OK!
Let's go back!
No. 3!
Ready!
(laughing)
(clapping)
This is fun!
(romantic music)
(laughing)
(singing in foreign language)
(romantic music)
(laughing)
(romantic music)
What a life!
It's really close, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
Only a part of them walked with us.
All of them were a little slow.
You said we should all walk together,
but if we all walked together, we wouldn't be able to finish the song.
All of you were wearing gray jackets and silver neckties.
I didn't know there were so many gray jackets in Japan.
Wasn't it amazing?
Yes, it was!
All of you were wearing gray jackets and silver neckties.
Yes, it was amazing!
Some of you said we shouldn't walk together.
Yes, we did!
Some of you said we should all walk together,
but if we all walked together, we wouldn't be able to finish the song.
You sang and danced with us.
You did a good job.
Yes.
Wasn't it good?
It was great.
It was perfect.
After that, there was "hitomoji".
Yes.
There it is, too.
Wow, this "hitomoji" is wonderful.
It's like a work of art.
What a strange content "hitomoji" is, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's perfect.
Let's take a look at it.
Yes, let's do that.
Wow, it looks scary!
Now we're going to practice handwriting.
Are you ready?
We're going to practice handwriting with these kids
and then we're going to try to do a handwriting show.
So we're going to work together and practice handwriting.
First of all, we're going to give you white towels and gloves.
Are you ready? Give me those.
And then we're all going to take off our jackets...
No, no, we're not going to do that.
You didn't say you were going to be naked, did you?
We're all going to take off our jackets and...
How do you say it?
Square!
Oh, we'll be downstairs at first.
Can you give me some space over there?
Oh! Something shook!
Something shook!
It's shaking! Can't you see it shaking?
It's scary! It's really, really scary!
We're all going to stand up and put our hands together behind our backs.
That's the space.
One, two...
Everyone, put your hands up and look at the camera.
Look at the camera!
One, two...
Stop it!
It's a big one.
It's not that small.
Is it okay?
Let's do it again.
One, two...
Stop it!
It's not like that.
Okay, we're done.
Can you take a picture of me?
I'll do it.
I won't do it again.
I'll do a manzai pose.
One, two...
It's flying!
Let's do it!
One, two...
Let's do it!
I didn't know that so many people would gather like this!
I'm a little surprised.
Thank you very much, everyone!
When we do something like this again, I didn't know that so many people would gather like this.
We also lost confidence.
Now, let's do it!
Music, start!
Yes, yes.
Louder!
It's better to cry than to smile.
The more sadness one has,
the more kindness one can show.
Now, one last time!
Saying goodbye alone is too lonely.
To you, who I love,
I say these words.
What?
Do you know what number three is?
Um...
I'll say it first.
Do you know what number three is?
We don't know.
Masumoto-kun, you'll say the lyrics.
Yes.
Please sing along.
Thank you.
Move your body right and left.
Let's have fun!
Let's go!
The one who steals the green earth!
Is there such a song?
But there is no one who loves you as much as I do
The one who steals the green earth! Is there such a song?
Words that can no longer reach you
Everyone, thank you so much!
I'm still a little moved by it.
No, you're not!
You know...
I was trying to make it look like that.
It was wonderful.
Right? Well, now that you're all here...
If you were all here...
I wouldn't be able to build a house.
Next time...
We have to make a new development from next month.
We don't have time for that.
What's waiting for us next?
We have to have a fierce battle.
Golf!
Right?
We were talking about having a battle with this.
Would you like to do it?
No, no, it's fine.
I think of it like this...
Until now, we used to do it like a penalty game.
This time, can we change our mindset?
You're saying something good.
You can grant the winner's wish.
If you don't say it twice, I won't know!
I heard you just now!
How about this?
But...
There's a pressure that you can't lose because you have this.
But you want to win because you have this!
That kind of...
Wait, wait!
What is it?
No matter what the winner says, you have to do it.
That's right, that's right. No matter what you say...
Hey, you can't say that!
No matter what you say...
But if you actually lose and say you have this...
No, you can't say that!
No, you can't say something like that!
Look, until now, we've done the penalty game three times.
If we go skydiving, I don't think there's anything else!
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what I think too.
That's why we're not doing the penalty game.
No, there is one!
Something close to it.
What is it?
Huh?
Hmm... bungee jump!
Bungee jump...
Chimpanzee chop!
You're chopping a chimpanzee!
I'm happy to see it from the side!
Chop and it's over!
If I win...
We'll do a skydive as a couple!
Wait, wait!
Wait! Hey, wait!
What are you talking about?
I really can't do skydiving alone!
Or how about...
Riding behind someone who's racing on a bike...
And going around Suzuka together...
It's like this when you turn!
How about this? I'm a pro at this!
It's safe to ride behind me!
Well, if you get burned, your bones will be torn apart...
How about that?
You!
Wait a minute!
Let's make it a little more romantic!
Like kangaroo and boxing...
Hey!
You can laugh!
You can't laugh!
Wait!
You're like a monkey with a chop and a kangaroo!
How about that?!
Everyone...
How about a punishment game like that?!
Everyone will be happy to see it!
It'll be kind of old-fashioned!
Let's go back a little...
Right?
Huh? What do you mean?
Let's start with golf!
Otherwise we'll win and lose, but it'll be too obvious...
It'll be too obvious...
So you don't care anymore?
Give me a handicap.
No, I'm thinking about it.
I didn't want to win either.
So I'm thinking about a chance card or something like that.
If I have to put this on the green when I hit one and hit two, is it a chance?
Even if you're good at it, you can't put it on the green.
Who's good at it?
I'm a professional. I'll prepare it.
Professional...
I don't like professionals like you. I'll raise the tower.
If you raise the tower, I can't communicate!
I can't talk!
Please, I'm begging you!
I can say "put it up here" but if you raise the tower...
Please, I'm begging you!
With a face like this...
You only say stories and don't listen to my opinion.
So please say it!
Please say it! I'll ask you! Please say it!
What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
If you lose, I'll do it.
You will do it?
Yes.
You'll do anything?
Anything is a penalty game.
What should I do?
Air plank...
Air plank!
No, it's okay.
Huh?
I'll do it. Air plank or anything.
If you lose, right?
I'll do air plank too.
If you lose, you'll do air plank.
Why did you lose in air plank?
There's a net down there.
You idiot, you can't get up for a week if you fall down there.
The net...
Yes, you have to tie it up.
If you go down that road, you'll end up in Sabato Town.
What?
You want me to pull you one more lap?
When you're done with that nonsense, you can't be like that.
Right?
Are you going to get a punishment game?
I'm not going to get a punishment game, but I'm going to think about golf again.
Let's think about it for a moment.
Right?
Let's think about it.
I don't use it all the time.
That's right.
I don't care how much I talk about it.
That's right.
Yes, that's it.
By the way, do you have music on your way home today?
If you have music, we'll play it for you.
Please come and play again.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Ah, I'm tired.
No, I'm serious.
But you know, we haven't decided on a punishment game yet.
Right?
Right.
We haven't decided on a game yet.
Yes.
Right?
Anyway, let's go to Uchippana City.
What?
You two get along well.
I don't like Uchippana City very much.
You don't like it?
No, I mean, Uchippana City is kind of bad.
The people who train there.
Don't think about it like that.
You don't have to worry about it.
I don't like it at all there.
After all, it's a golf training ground.
Who are you talking about?
You surprised me.
You said "training ground" just now.
Of course, we'll go to a training ground.
By the way, I'm going to play "Gaki no Tsukai" next week.
Goodbye!