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Ah, ah...
Stand up properly!
So, for today's opening...
Yes.
Let's have a "chiki-chiki" edgy battle.
This is... to some extent...
Yes.
Ah, somehow it's nasty...
Yes.
From that...
Yes.
I put it all in.
Yes.
Well, without further ado...
Today...
I'm calling a guest.
Yes.
Let me introduce you.
This person is amazing!
Yes.
Ms. Fluttershy!
Welcome!
Welcome, you two wonderful guests!
Wow, you're here!
You're here!
I'm so happy!
Fluttershy, you came alone today, right?
That's right.
When I come alone...
I always wear an onani.
Oh, is that so?
If you're walking alone...
You'll say...
various...
unpleasant things, right?
Isn't that so?
Like... "stab me" or "do it"...
Or something like that...
Unfortunately, we don't have anything like that.
You don't?
Yes.
If you find anything like that...
You just have to say it, right?
That's right!
Please say it!
Spellman, you say it, too!
Shall we start?
Yes.
Well, first...
Is it okay?
Well, at first...
Softly...
Yes.
"Bullet"...
Oh, is it okay for me to say it?
No, it's fine.
Um...
Is it okay?
Don't worry about it.
"Bullet"...
I said it softly.
Even if you say "bullet"...
There's something like that, right?
Let's say "bullet" and "bullet"...
Oh, "bullet"...
"Bullet"...
There's nothing like that.
There's nothing like "bullet", right?!
There's nothing like that.
It's just that...
When you say it with all your might...
You end up throwing up.
Who said that?!
That's why!
If you don't want it to get dirty...
Then...
I'll say "bullet".
"Bullet"...
That's "bullet", right?
"Bullet" is "ri", right?
Yes, "bullet" is always Natsumi Ogawa's "ri"...
That's enough!
"Bullet" is "ri", right?
Yes, "bullet" is "ri"...
Let's say "bullet" then.
Yes.
Do you have a lot of experience with "bullet"?
By the way...
Yes?
Do you have experience with "bullet"?
Oh, um...
I've had "bullet" once.
Oh, um...
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Hello, this is Elia. How are you?
Um...
Kurogi is in trouble.
I'm in trouble.
Um...
Let's do it again.
What?!
What kind of drink is this?
It's a strong "yarigai".
It's called "yarigai geishi" because it's a new trend in 2011.
Um...
Shikko.
Oh, that's great.
You like to drink it, don't you?
Who said that?!
Yes, you like to drink it.
Um...
Condom.
That's right. It's a condom you've never used before.
It's a condom you've never used before.
Kurogi, you don't use condoms, do you?
That's right. I forget about it every day and sit in the shower with my eyes closed.
Thank you very much.
Condom.
It's a condom.
Um...
It's called "muse".
Oh, that's great.
That's right.
I'm a woman, so I don't have any experience of "muse".
That's right.
But if you use it for me, I'd like to thank you and give you one "wakige".
That's nice of you.
Please take it off.
Isn't it necessary?
No, it's a pleasure for me to have you take it off.
A little more...
Thank you very much.
Wonderful! How you pull it out!
I don't think you've pulled it out for the first time.
Last night you were actually pulling out your lover's conspiracy, weren't you?
You're showing it off with those fingers.
Hey, go home already!
Let me stay for a little longer. Now, it's "musei".
"Inge".
"Inge"! It's "inge" now.
Ah! "Kejirami"!
Now, it's "mii".
It's "mii".
"Mii"! "Mii"!
It's a female genitalia, isn't it?
"Mii".
It could be "mimi no senbiri".
Ah! Sensei! Wonderful! That's right!
Let me pull it out!
Cheap joke!
Wonderful!
You like it, don't you?
Now, it's "ta" again.
It's "ta".
It's "ta", isn't it?
This time, it can be a fun and nasty talent.
Is it okay?
Yes, yes.
Then, is it okay if it's a man who used to have sex with me?
Yes, it's okay.
Who is it?
It's okay, isn't it?
Does everyone know "mimi"?
It's really cold.
Well, you know...
What is it?
I think you all know what it is.
What is it?
Some of you may not know.
But!
Some of you may think otherwise.
What is it?
I really work hard.
What is it?
But I don't think so.
Do you think so?
Don't you all think so?
But I really work hard!
I mean it!
Even now, I'm a little tired.
I feel like I'm going to collapse.
But you've been doing regular work all your life, haven't you?
Yes, but I'm tired.
Are you?
Yes.
I think regular work is human regular work.
I think three is the limit.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Every week?
Yes, yes. Three is the limit.
Three days of work and four days off!
But I have seven books in Osaka and Tokyo now.
Yes, you do.
I have to keep working.
You've been working for seven books, haven't you?
No, no, no...
Let's make it three.
Three.
I want to do something or nothing.
I'll leave my instrument.
Can I stand up?
You can stand up!
We can do whatever we want with our instruments.
Let's leave this one.
You'll leave your instrument?
Then you'll have two more books.
Come on! Let me say it!
And... and...
You're playing "sore-ike-town-town" on Wednesday night, aren't you?
I am! I am!
You... you say that?!
I'll go to "sore-ike-town-town" on Wednesday!
No, I won't!
You're such a bad leader!
Well, you know...
I can't help it.
But I don't care about this book.
Let's stop it.
I'm sick of it.
What are you talking about?
I want to do more hobbies.
Like "sore-ike-town-town" or something like that.
How dare you say "sore-ike-town-town" in front of me?!
No, I'm serious. I want to do it.
I'm serious.
And I have a lot of days off compared to the first day of school.
You do, don't you?!
But, you know...
I have a lot of days off.
But I have a lot of days off in two days.
I want you to stop it!
You know, you've been saying it all along.
You can't do it around you either.
No matter how hard it is for you, it's all in your head.
If you think it's hard for you, you can do it.
When you think of a fan letter, you think it's hard and you're busy, right?
So if you say it's in your head, it's hard for you.
But if you're writing a fan letter, you can't say it's hard and you're busy!
You can't say it like that!
When I came back from Osaka, I took the Shinkansen.
It's hard, but you can't say it's hard like that.
You have to say it to yourself.
It's hard, but you can't say it like that.
So I took a taxi.
Oh, you're a down-to-earth person.
Oh, you're from Tokyo?
Yes, I am.
I'm going to school.
Now it's time for the radio!
It's hard, isn't it?
You're different from yesterday.
I'm going to school.
If you pass by, you'll have a sad face.
So say 'ugh!'
Ugh, I can't stand it.
This is what you say, so I'll say it, too.
Ugh, I can't stand it.
You're a down-to-earth person, aren't you?
Stop it, you down-to-earth person.
You're a down-to-earth person.
It doesn't matter to me.
Because of you, I had a hard time yesterday.
What is it?
Yesterday, I couldn't go to Kyoto.
The day before that, it took me four hours to get to Kyoto by dream.
When I got home, it was five o'clock.
I couldn't go to Kyoto by 7 o'clock and 50 minutes bullet train.
Couldn't I sleep?
Every year, I get out of the house around 6 o'clock or 7 o'clock and get on the bullet train.
At 7 o'clock and 20 minutes, I slept for 30 minutes, but I was already on the bullet train.
I was sitting for 30 minutes, and I was sleepy.
"I was watching "Despo's Silence" and more and more time passed."
At 7 o'clock and 56 minutes of bullet train, at 50 minutes, I got on the bullet train.
Mr. Hamada, let's get off.
Why?!
No, Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Hamada, bring me back!
What's wrong with you?!
You're a child who protects your own body!
You really need it!
When I got home, it was 5 o'clock.
It only took me two hours.
I got in the bath and I thought I shouldn't sleep anymore,
but I was tired after all.
Hero Companion Girl.
You're just annoying.
I was sleeping and I was a little sleepy and I was wearing a mask.
I was wearing a mask, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Then, at around 7 o'clock, I got on the train.
I got on the train!
I got on the train to pick you up!
Do you call it 'getting on the train'?
No, where do you see it?
You're a dancing manager, aren't you?
Ping-pong. Ping-pong. Ping-pong.
At first, I heard 'ping-pong, ping-pong', so I thought you were 'ping-pong-kun'.
No, you're all funny, but I'm not that funny.
Yeah, that's what I thought at first.
But I realized right away that it was a joke.
You know, there's no such thing as a ping-pong ball.
That's right! There's no such thing!
So I realized it wasn't like that.
You realized it!
I knew it right away.
You knew it was a joke, didn't you?
I knew it was a joke right away.
Yeah, and?
Um, I'm running out of time.
Yeah, it's your job to make people laugh.
You know, sometimes I say the opposite of what I think.
Yeah, sometimes you say...
I really like you, but I hate you.
And I say it with all my strength.
What?
You know, girls' hearts, autumn skies, and the weather in the mountains.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's enough! That's enough!
You're tired, so step on your head!
I was scared, so step on me!
I wanted you to step on me just once.
"No, you can't." "No, you can't."
You're laughing at me, but I'm not laughing.
There's that! I wanted you to show me your tough side.
Yeah.
You don't like it?
Yeah.
Now, what did you say?
I got it!
Haraki!
Yes?
Ah, come on over!
Today, we have Pierre's...
Bulls-eye.
Bulls-eye and...
Pierre's Bulls-eye and Terry's...
Yes, for those of you who called for Haraki...
This...
I'll give you this for now.
Yes.
Have you ever seen a bear's house?
I'm sorry, I have.
Hey!
Don't use it!
Have you ever decided on a job and decided not to do it because you're tired and bought a house?
I have.
Hey, look at me!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Stop it!
That's how it is for humans!
You shouldn't do that, you idiot!
Thank you very much, really.
Please watch it, okay?
No, really, please watch it.
Yes.
Mr. Ozone Kumi of Yokohama City.
Yes.
He's twenty years old.
Yes.
Well, it seems you play golf, right?
Ah, yes.
How good is your arm?
Yes, yes.
My family owns a golf course.
Yes.
Yes, please come next time.
And let's have a golf tournament with Mr. Umazumo every once in a while, and the winner will play against me. Thank you very much.
Ah, well, it's not a game where you can play against people, but it looks like you're having fun.
You're really going to let me play, right?
Of course I will!
You're going to let me play for free, right?
Yes!
Then let's play golf.
It looks like you're having fun.
Let's play golf.
Yes.
The winner will...
Yes.
Ah, the loser will...
Yes.
Is it okay for you to say that?
You...
I... I'm not that good.
I'm old-fashioned, but you've never done anything, right?
No, I haven't.
You're definitely not going to win!
I'm telling you!
You're definitely not going to win!
What kind of backhand do you use for par 4?
Well, that's...
So you have to hit it with four, but you can't hit it with four.
You can't hit it with four.
So you can't hit it with six or seven.
You can't hit it with six or seven!
You're a pro!
No, you're wrong!
No, you're right!
You're a pro!
Hey, don't make me laugh!
Today we'll have a golf competition.
Let's think about it.
Shall we?
What if we lose?
That's right.
Another penalty game, right?
That's right.
Let's think of something better than skydiving.
Sometimes you have to do it.
Are you stupid?
How can you think of something like that?
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to give you a training period?
What?
Right?
I'm good at riding a horse.
You've ridden a horse before!
But let's play golf.
Let's think about it.
Every time I'm on TV, my mother says, "Oh, it's the opposite!"
I watch it and ask her.
Well, that's about it.
Is there a yakuza like you?
I'm talking about you!
You're definitely different!
You look like a yakuza!
Wow, you've come a long way!
Do you think I'm stupid?
You've come a long way!
Coins are following me, pigeons are flying around me, deers are laughing at me.
Where are you walking to?
Deers are following you.
Where are you walking to?
You're walking normally, but deers are following you.
Like you're being pulled in.
Are deers laughing at me?
I don't know.
Oh, it's you.
Well...
Even withered flowers, if I pass by...
Even people who have been sick for a long time...
They'll be in a good mood.
What do you mean?
That's you!
The other day...
Well...
I don't have anything bad to say about him.
The other day, when I went to Hong Kong...
I went to Hong Kong.
Well, when I went to Hong Kong...
I didn't go there.
I went there because of the tax.
Well...
The people over there...
They're a little late.
Each and every one of them.
If you don't check properly, you won't know what you're holding.
Everyone knows that.
Even if you wait for a long time...
That's because you've been abroad.
Everyone thinks of it as a bonus.
They line up...
Well, it was a little late.
When I got there...
In Hong Kong...
In front of the train...
I caught a girl.
Stop it!
Hong Kong people...
What do you mean?
They're already in a good mood.
It's you!
The one who did it before...
You're late.
How many times do you have to say it?
I don't have to say it over and over again.
You hated it, didn't you, Hong Konger?
Stop it, you!
You're not supposed to be so comical.
You've always been like this with your eyes closed.
Which is wrong? "Stop it, you!"
But I don't know the words.
You!
Stop it, you!
I know it!
You know it?!
Stop it, you!
Why don't you know Japanese? "Stop it, you!"
I don't care about "stop it, you!"
What I care about is "you!"
I said "stop it, you!"
I know "you!"
Why don't you know Japanese?
Stop it, you!
It's like a baby crying.
Stop it, you!
It's the same everywhere.
I don't think "stop it, you!" is carbonated water.
(laughter)
Was it too much?
(laughter)
Who should I tell?
(laughter)
Well, that's about it.
Eh?
(laughter and applause)
That's...
(applause and cheers)
I don't do impersonations anymore!
You know, the one with Mikawa-san.
Do it for me.
(applause and cheers)
Oh my, it was a bad joke.
(laughter)
Well, that's about it.
Yes.
Eh... next month's "ohagaki" and "punishment game" will be released.
Yes.
Please look forward to it.
Please look forward to it!
(applause and cheers)
(laughter)
(applause and cheers)
Yes, that's about it.
Yes!
Today's opening act was Kuroki-san.
Ah...
He was amazing.
Yes, he was.
He used to do "wagi game" a long time ago.
Yes, he was quite fierce.
Yes.
I can't say anything without watching the editing.
Hey! (laughter)
Right?
Yes, yes.
Also, this time's opening act was Kuroki-san.
Yes.
Next month's "ohagaki" and "punishment game" will be released.
Yes.
The other day, we all got together, didn't we?
Yes.
So, we'll show you "ohagaki" in one word.
The one we all did together.
Am I saying it?
Hey!
I'm saying it!
(laughter)
Are you kidding me?
(laughter)
The one we all did together in one word.
Please watch it next time.
Yes.
For now...
Ah, "wagi game" will be released next month.
Goodbye!
Ohagaki
Yes.
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