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Chiki-chiki Magic Seed Revealing Great Success!
But it's worse than that.
Good evening!
Now, today we will talk about "Magic Seed Revealing Great Success!"
Let me introduce you to our panelists.
First of all, we have Mr. Shiro Magi!
And next to him is Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto!
Hello!
You know...
Yes, yes.
Today, you two...
From now on...
Yes.
Today, you will be teachers.
Yes.
You will do magic.
Yes.
And you will reveal those seeds.
I'm good at it, aren't I?
How many kinds of magic can you do?
I can do about seven kinds of magic.
Hey!
You're not supposed to say that!
That's why you're eating, isn't it?!
Because without influence, we won't go to the same place again.
Now, today we will have you do magic.
Let me introduce you to our teacher.
Yes.
She is Ms. Sumire!
Please come in!
Yes!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
First question!
Here...
Yes.
There are six cards marked with a dice.
Six cards.
Of course.
We also have a dice here.
Yes.
Can someone shake this?
Yes, please shake it.
The one under the cover jumper.
Yes.
Yes!
Three.
Then I will put the card with three in front of you.
Yes.
And I will put away the other cards.
This is not to show you the front, but to show you the back of the cards.
First, like this...
The back is red, isn't it?
Yes.
This is red, this is red, this is red, everything is red, isn't it?
Yes.
Only this was blue.
Yes.
That's magic.
This is easy.
What?
This is...
Is it?
This is magician.
Can I do it again?
No, you can't do it again.
Because I am the captain.
Yes, yes.
Go back to your seat!
Yes.
The answer is...
Yes.
The answer is...
There is a trick with the dice.
So...
With the dice?
There are only three cards, aren't there?
No matter how many I roll?
Yes.
I know! I know what you mean!
I'm sure I'm right about this one.
He swiftly swung his blue contact lens at us.
He swung it at you?!
Does it even fit in your left eye?!
Even if you look closely, it's not blue.
Listen up.
Even if I swung it at you...
Even if you swing it ten times, it'll come out blue.
Huh?!
Ah, number five came out.
What's going on?
Huh?!
I knew it was Trump.
Hey!
You're the one who said that!
You guys are weird.
The correct answer is...
It's a secret, okay? Just this part.
It's night, so you don't really look at it, do you?
I do!
There are three different colors.
So...
For example, if my opponent took a red card, I would only show them blue.
I won't show you how I do it.
Because I'm president.
President?
Is it okay for you to show us this much?
It's okay.
It's okay? Because you're president.
I see, I see.
Because I'm doing this for the president.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
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Yes, number two! Number two!
Next up is...
Super magic is in fashion right now.
If you roll up your sleeves, it's super magic.
I won't do it today.
I have a card I use for my telepathy experiment.
Matsumoto-kun, please take it.
If you take it...
I don't think you'll be able to take it.
If you take it, look, look, look, remember...
Put it on your chest...
That's it, that's it...
What is it?
It's a telepathy experiment.
I can feel it.
It's not a straight line.
Maybe I'll have to stretch my arms a little.
What's a straight line?
Think about it strongly!
It's too late!
What do you mean?
It's drawn in a straight line.
First of all, you can see the side of the stick.
It's not one stick.
The other one is vertical.
Yes.
Can I see it?
Yes.
Now...
Think about it!
Now, what's the answer? Don!
Yes, Matsumoto-san and Guru.
Ah, I see. That's how you think about it.
What do you think it is?
I think there's no mistake about it.
What is it?
Telepathy!
I told you!
It's telepathy!
The answer is...
It doesn't matter what order it is.
But you need to remember it.
You have to remember all of them.
When you say "I'm going to cut it",
and when you shift it five times,
you have to remember that the bottom is a star,
and that the top is a triangle.
It's not telepathy.
So I can't do it.
That's right.
Do you need memory power?
What kind of brain did you use?
I didn't know!
What about you, Wakami-san?
I...
I'm good with trump cards.
How do you know?
I didn't know.
You're the captain.
There's a card like this.
Please draw from it.
Just one card.
Please remember it well.
Please show it to the camera.
It doesn't look like it.
It's okay, right?
Do you remember it?
Please put it in here.
It's the opposite.
It's mixed up.
Please mix it up.
I'll hit it.
I'll hit it from 52 cards.
The ace of hearts.
Look.
How is it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
What?
This...
This thing you're holding with your hands...
What is it?
You're saying too much!
Good evening.
Wow, really...
The fun has begun, hasn't it?
What do you mean, "the fun has begun"?
It has begun.
I see, I see.
It's over now, though.
Did you watch it?
Watch what?
The fun.
It's not funny, so don't watch it.
I've been doing a lot of research lately.
When did you do research?
I've been doing a lot of research, haven't I?
You're going overboard.
Yes, I've been doing a lot of research...
That wasn't good at all.
Why?
I've been doing a lot of research...
How many kinds of expressions do people have?
I've been doing a lot of research like this.
Crying, laughing, getting angry...
- These are the basic ones. - These are basic. There are other ones, right?
There's also one where you say "I can't say anything"
Do it, "I can't say anything" face.
No, no, no, that's not it.
What kind of face is "I can't say anything" face?
- Huh? - What kind of face is "I can't say anything" face?
"I can't say anything" face.
- What is that? - "I can't say anything" face.
- What is that? - When you're in a car...
There was a young man who was driving in Egypt.
At that time, he was walking around in front of you...
When you got angry and yelled "bang!", his face was...
I don't know what to say. It was an amazing face.
- His face? - His face.
I don't know what to say. His "I can't say anything" face was...
- That kind of face. - I think he must have been irritated.
That day, for one day.
There were a lot of things he didn't like, and on top of that...
He yelled "bang!", so for him, it was irresistible.
What is that "I can't say anything" face? Is he angry or something?
He's angry, and when you're surprised...
- His face was amazing. - Why do you keep bringing it up?
- So, you know, you go "bang!", and... - That's enough.
- Huh? - You can say it in front of me.
So you go "bang!", and I go "bang!", and...
- Let me hear it. - Let me hear it.
I don't know if you can do it, but...
- His face... - I'll try it.
- His face... - Yeah.
- So, you know me... - Yeah.
- I'm like, shaking in front of you like this. - Yeah.
- And you go "bang!", and I yell it out once. - Yeah.
I don't know if you can do it or not, but...
- I'll try my best. - I'll try my best!
- Yeah. - Then, let me hear it.
- Yeah. - Yeah, let me hear it!
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Your face is fine, but look at the camera, okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Huh? - It's fine, it's fine.
- Let's go. - Yeah.
- You're shaking, aren't you?! - I'm shaking, I'm shaking!
You're shaking, aren't you?!
Pah!
- I'm shaking. - That's...
- That's not right! - I'm shaking.
- It's not right, it's not right. - That's right!
- It's not something you can think of like that.
- More. - Yeah.
- More!
- You were crying a little. - Yeah, you should cry.
- You're shaking, aren't you?!
- Pah!
- No, you're not crying...
- It's disgusting!
What kind of face was that?
I didn't cry at all.
Wait a minute.
Not at all.
If you say "I got it" in 30 minutes, I'll do it again.
At that time...
Sorry, I can't do it now.
It's okay if you can't do it.
The other day, I was in a car and it was funny.
I was in a car with a young girl in Osaka.
The line was cut off.
I got angry and the line was cut off.
I was in a girl's car and she was driving a car.
The guy in the back didn't do anything wrong, but he was yelling at me.
Then the line was cut off.
The guy in the back was angry, too.
His butt was sticking out.
His side was sticking out.
Then the line was cut off, too.
I opened the window and there was a cut on my face.
It was like a gunshot.
I don't need it.
First of all, the guy in the back was angry.
He looked at me and got angry.
Who are you talking to?
Are you angry at me for this car?
Are you angry?
I'm angry, but you're laughing at me who's driving next to you.
I see.
If you were an amateur, you might have complained.
That's right.
The moment you saw me.
But when you saw me, you were there.
That's right.
You were there.
You were angry.
You looked angry.
You looked angry and you were angry.
Who are you?
You're laughing at me.
No, I'm not angry yet.
You were angry.
You were angry, but the man who was riding next to you said 'what's this?'
Then he left you with a very sad face.
Let's do it.
I'll ride next to you.
Yes, yes.
Don't say 'what's this?'
What's this?
No!
What's this?
You...
What's this?
You're mean.
I'm leaving.
You looked at me like that and you said 'what's this?'
Just say it. I don't know what's going on.
I'm leaving.
What's this?
Let's do it.
You...
What's this?
You looked at me like that and you said 'what's this?'
Hey, you guys were kicked.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait!
You were kicked for talking freely.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Wait!
Didn't you say 'what's this?' when you laughed?
Yes, I did.
Didn't you laugh at me?
What's wrong with you?
Hey, get out of here.
What's wrong with you?
Get out of here.
I'm leaving.
Where are you looking at?
Wait, I can't organize myself.
What's wrong with you?
I think I can do that face I just made.
You're mean!
Sorry, I'm wrong.
I can't do it again.
That's not it.
It's completely different.
It's different.
Why is it your tongue?
That's different.
It's completely different.
So what is it?
What's wrong with you?!
That's right!
Now I get it!
It was like this!
Poor thing!
That's right!
A human expression is interesting when you think about it like that!
When Japanese people go abroad, they are often told that they have no expression.
Japanese people are bad at it!
Their expressions are really bad!
There are only about three things that Japanese people say.
That's why it's no good.
Japanese people are often told that they don't know what they're thinking.
That's right!
Even if you say "sour face", it doesn't work!
Do you want me to show you my sour face?
Do you want me to show you my "stinky" face?
Do you want me to show you my "sweet and sour" face?
Show me your "sweet and sour" face.
My "sweet and sour" face?
Why are you looking up?
You're making a "sweet and sour" face, aren't you?
That's right.
Why?
You're a sweet and sour youthful wife, aren't you?
I'm hungry.
Why don't you eat something?
Why are you staring at me like that?
I'm hungry.
Why?
You're a sweet and sour youthful wife, aren't you?
Can you do it?
What are you talking about?
Can you do it?
Show me!
That's not it.
Let's go and eat.
Right now?
Why do you say that?
I said "sweet and sour" not "sweet and sour".
What? "sweet and sour"?
You're so annoying.
What did you say?
"sweet and sour"!
Are you crazy?
I said "sweet and sour" not "sweet and sour".
I brought it.
Who are you?
Thank you.
And you?
You don't have anything.
That's not it!
This is a present for those of you who introduced us to the hagaki.
We'll give you this ring and the jamba.
This is what we do for a living.
You have this?
Yes.
I have it somewhere.
Thank you very much. Good luck with it.
We'll give you the jamba and the ring you were playing with just now.
Now, let me introduce you.
I'm a housewife, but I enjoy watching you every week.
You do, don't you?
I watch you.
When I watch you two, I feel like I'm watching "Yumeji Itoshikoishi".
What? You think like that in Tokyo, too?
Do you know Itoshikoishi?
We've been told about him since we first came out as a duo.
He looks like Itoshikoishi.
He's amazing. In the entertainment world, he's like a veteran.
He's like a teacher.
I, Itoshikoishi, who is a veteran, love you.
I've been waiting for you to become a bigger comedian.
I'm glad you've come this far.
Please show us your most authentic comedy.
"Downtown Home" is not for young people only.
Don't forget it!
Thank you very much.
I'll give you this ring and the jamba.
That's right.
Please listen to what I said the other day.
When I was waiting for the express train, there was an old man at home.
That old man waved at me.
So I said hello to the old man.
And later I noticed that the old man was fishing.
Why does a man do such a thing?
Wait!
What?
You got me, didn't you?
What do you mean, "he was waving at you"?
No, he wasn't waving at you. He was waving at you from above. He was waving at you from below.
Oh, I thought you were looking at me from above.
Why does a man do such a thing?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
He wasn't waving at you. He was waving at you from below.
Have you ever done such a thing?
No, I haven't.
That's a good one. Have you ever done such a thing?
Keep up the good work.
You've done it before, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
I've heard you say it before.
You want me to say it outside?
Yes.
I'm doing it off-frame. Why are you telling me off- frame, you idiot?
You should say it from up here!
I've heard you say it before. "I've done it."
Outside?
No, I haven't.
You have.
When and where?
Not outside. You've done it in a car, haven't you?
You're waiting in the middle of nowhere and a woman is climbing up a tree.
You've done it in a car, haven't you?
In the past!
Wait a minute. Maybe you have.
I've heard you say it!
What?
In the middle of nowhere, all of a sudden...
Oh, I haven't said it.
You're not a monkey!
You know...
10 years...9 years ago, I entered this world.
The woman I was dating at the time was in her New Year's Day.
She hung her hair up in a kimono...
And she was wearing a kimono.
I was wearing a kimono.
It was New Year's Day.
I was wearing a kimono and my hair was up.
I took her to a hair salon in my car and waited for her.
I waited for her and waited for her to come home.
When I looked at her, I thought, "Huh?"
She's not coming.
She said she wouldn't come.
- You were sleepy. - That's right.
When you were sleepy, you looked like you were tired.
I didn't do anything.
The rampaging general...
I thought I should suppress it for now.
When you were sleepy, you looked like you were tired.
Right?
You know, right?
When you were sleepy, you looked like you were tired.
Well, that's about it for today.
I'll be waiting for you.
- Well, let's go home. - Okay.
- Let's go home. - That's enough.
Don't look at me like that.
For those of you who listened to me...
It's harder than iron.
Because you're a diamond.
That's what you wanted to say.
That's why you wanted me to say it.
- That's all for today. - Okay.
Thank you all for coming today.
Please come again.
Next time...
Can you play some music for me on my way home?
- It's easy for you to go home. - It's hard for me to go home.
What song do you want me to play for you?
I like "Arawata" too.
I don't think you should go home.
- Right? - Right.
- Do you want me to play it for you? - If you tell me to play it today, I'll probably play it.
You haven't prepared it?
Are you going to play it?
Oh, you're going to play it.
I'll try saying it.
- That's all for today. Thank you all for coming. - Thank you.
- That's all for today. I think we should go home now. - That's right, everyone.
- Well then... - Thank you.
- Please come again. - Okay.
- Shall we go again? - Yes.
- It's cold recently. - It's cold.
It's cold.
- We should be careful of cold. - That's right.
I was sleeping with a cold.
You are stupid.
Why do you sleep with a blanket?
I was sleeping with a cold.
Don't you have a blanket?
I do have a blanket.
I was sleeping with a blanket and a cold.
- That's it. - Okay.
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
Thank you very much.
It's Suido Bridge, isn't it?
You should have told me earlier.
Where is it?
It's in Harakawa, isn't it?
You go there and get ready at 12 o'clock on Saturday.
I looked it up and it's about 4.9 billion yen.
If it's that much, you shouldn't have thought of it at the scene.
It's only one word, but it's a lot of money, isn't it?
What?
Not at all.
And an assistant.
You should add more and more.
I know, right?
If you add it now, you might be able to go to the top.
You shouldn't use it as an excuse.
Goodbye!
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