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Mission accomplished!
Good evening!
Welcome!
Today, my staff and my boyfriend aren't here.
We're recruiting.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
There are five of them here today.
If you get along with our staff, we'll go out with you.
Will it work?
First of all, let's have a woman join us.
W-w-well...
Let's have a woman join us!
Here are the five of you.
What's your name?
Yoshiko Nakahama.
How old are you?
I'm twenty-one.
Yuki Takahashi.
How old are you?
I'm twenty-one.
How long have you been single?
Five months.
You don't look like you're in trouble.
Did you break up and get dumped?
What?
Did you get dumped?
You've been single for five months!
Get your hands off me!
I'm Miyoko Ogura.
I'm twenty-three years old.
I'm Akiko Yamaguchi.
I'm twenty-three years old.
I'm Reiko Yamamoto.
I'm twenty-two years old.
I haven't been here for twenty-two years.
Well then, let's go!
Finally, the ten men!
Appear!
This is really funny! Really funny!
I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!
Uh, number one, this is...
Nitta Atsuo!
Uh, your father is an atelier.
Director? You call yourself a director?!
Aren't you "D"?
No way! I've always been "AD"!
And, uh, Mr. Irie.
Mr. Dease!
Dease's Mr. Irie.
In this day and age of Heisei,
a "gingham check" is a high point, isn't it?
Automobile.
It's getting a little out of hand.
Why?
Automobile.
Why?
Well, people who say "automobile" have been talking about it a lot lately.
It's getting out of hand.
Ah, I see.
Adachi is number one.
Yes!
Take a look at this jumper.
It's the worst!
It's a camera.
Normally, you'd have to stand there, but...
Isn't that a surfer?
No, it's not.
It's not a surfer?
Uh...
Why do you have such a beard?
You look like you'd handle a surfer.
Right?!
You don't just look like Eskimo, do you?
Isn't that your girlfriend?
She's...
Eskimo?
Ram!
I'm sick of it.
We go to karaoke together a lot.
One day, he brings a girl he doesn't know.
See! See! I knew it! See!
Right, Hama-chan? She's there, isn't she?
Get me out of here, Nichiko!
He takes her out for a walk in Roppongi and brings a girl home.
Yuugoshi-san, you've raised her up so well!
He's like a salaryman.
He really is like the sun facing you.
Mitsuyoshi Takasu. Broadcaster and writer.
He's a classmate from downtown.
His house is a fruit shop.
That's right. It's a fruit shop.
We call it "Mikage-ya" (fruit shop)
That's enough, right?
It's amazing, isn't it? He's doing a bad business.
Chief Director.
Yes.
He's in charge of everything.
I'm in charge of everything.
He's the one and only.
When I was in sixth grade, my growth stopped.
See!
Five girls.
The first impression is fine.
Number one to ten.
That's enough.
Five of you!
I'm going to drop you now.
Yes.
Hmm...
I'm wearing a helmet now.
Number one!
Number two!
Number four!
Number five!
Number seven!
Number nine!
Step forward a little.
All of you!
Except for me...
Goodbye!
No way!
Yes.
Well...
Yes.
Two of you were wearing it.
Who?
Who did it?
Kingdom Check.
Yes, number two.
What does the car have?
All of you, right?
Yes.
All of you. "What does the car have?"
Yes, number three.
I don't buy it.
Yoshimoto and Goryo, you don't have much money, do you?
The car...
You don't have much, but you're selfless, right?
I don't have a car.
Dad, you almost hit the car.
That's right.
It's like "hit or run."
"Tyrax Surf," which is a 4WD...
There's a big one like a 4WD Jeeve, right?
It's trendy now.
It's a new car for now.
It's like a new car for now.
My light truck...
It's a light truck with "mikageya" written on it.
It's the busiest in the shop, so I don't drive it much.
That's right. You don't drive it at all.
Yamamoto-san.
I heard you often go out with your staff.
Yes.
Where do you go out?
Yes.
What do you do?
I see.
I got caught by Kazumado-kun and went to an SM club.
You shouldn't say things like that.
People who are watching are mistaken.
Why?
I'm the one who gets blamed.
Hey!
Who do you look like?
It's only been once, but...
Tahara Toshiko.
Tahara Toshiko
Tahara Toshiko isn't here yet.
How much is your annual income?
I think this is an honest question.
Of course, marriage is the same, but you can't make money just by dating.
You guys, don't make serious faces!
How much is your annual income?
This question suddenly came up like this...
Isn't it about 2.5 million yen?
Isn't it?
Annual income?
Yes, about 1.8 million yen.
It's about two or three times of our annual salary.
How much is it?
It's 2.5 million yen.
2.5 million yen... If it's 2.5 million yen, it's usually 2.5 million yen.
You know it!
What will be the guideline?
Who said that the world would turn upside down?
To be honest, which do you like better, Macchan or Ama-chan?
If I'm really going to be honest with you...
I hate both of them!
She was number one...
Which one?
Number nine.
Number nine!
Takasu!
I don't need a woman like you!
I'm going to become a middle-aged woman!
Number four.
Number four! Oh, my friend!
What's with that reaction of yours?!
Oka-macchan!
Which one of you is number four?
Number seven.
Number seven! Yanaoka!
I'm number nine.
Takasu, you're number three.
I'm going to become a middle-aged woman!
Is it okay?
You're too motivated!
Ladies and gentlemen...
What's up with you?
Well, uh...
Today, we're going to do a little bit of everything, right?
Yeah!
Today's opening was fun.
Yeah...
But...
Today's opening was amazing, wasn't it?
Oh...
Oh, really?
Oh, well...
That's how it is on the show.
Of course it is!
You sang badly.
Sorry.
I sang badly today.
Why did you sing?
You're married and pregnant.
You eat garlic and get pregnant.
Where do you get that from?
It's not like...
I eat garlic and get pregnant!
Well, you know...
The other day, I went to a cafe.
And...
There was a waitress who was nervous.
What's that?
Isn't it "because it's you"?
Well, it's about me.
When a high-ranked...
Hey!
Waitress comes...
Where is she high-ranked?
Huh?
She's pretty fashionable, too.
Fashionable, fashionable!
When a fashionista comes...
As expected of a high-ranked waitress...
You know, you get nervous.
Well, I don't know...
You're nervous because you're a fashionista.
It's funny when you're nervous, right?
You're nervous, but you're trying to suppress it.
That's funny, right?
Yeah...
Then she comes.
What am I doing?
I'm not like that at all!
- Yeah, there are people like that. - People on the other side and that flashy old man are all the same.
- Everyone is trying their best to divide the customers among themselves. - Yeah.
About three people went to order.
"Iced coffee," "Americano," "What the hell are you talking about?" They said a lot of things.
"Yes, I got it," they said and left.
And on the other side of this trench, ice coffee and americano are all packed like this.
- It's not fast! - Right?
- But the order is already done. - Yeah.
They came to my table and said, "Welcome, your order is..."
- "Really?!" - "That's it!" They said.
- "Really?!" - "That's what you have!" They said.
- You're weird. - "Really?!"
- You packed it in such a deep trench and why are you still standing in front of me? - Yeah.
But it's funny to see people who are really nervous.
- You're not that nervous, are you? - What?
- You're not that nervous, are you? - No, I'm not.
I've never felt like my body was shaking.
So I was really nervous on this show.
Skydiving.
I was really scared at the time.
Because of the cold and fear, I couldn't do it anymore.
- Other than that, nothing else. - I see.
- Nothing else. - Nothing, nothing, nothing.
My body was shaking.
Like a newborn baby horse.
- Ah well...
- It's gonna hurt and you can't stand. - Yes, I was gonna say stand straight!
- I'm tired of this. - If that's what you have then...
- It's Yakuza!
- Oh my!
I haven't been attacked nor when the attacks happened I didn't have a big problem.
I was scared of this about five or six years ago.
Of course, you would give up the Yakuza women!
I didn't give up!
That's not it!
That is...
Don't show it!
Of course I won't!
- If you do that... - No, no, I'm not trying to.
- So... - You won when you tried.
No, my friend...
My friend, you know, has fans.
He said, "I want you to sing for me."
And I said, "No, no, I can't."
- No way you can't! - Don't say stupid things!
- I said, "Why can't I do that?" - Oh, my...
Well, it's fine if you only sing once, so sing for me.
So I sang.
You have such strong makeup.
I like you.
- You look like you like me. - I love you!
- I really like pure-skinned girls like Nogiku's Hana. - Nogiku's Hana?!
- Right? - Yeah.
But I thought it was too much.
I thought I shouldn't do it.
So I turned it down early.
What kind of room did you go to?
Huh?
I sent you to the apartment.
- I'm a gentleman, even if you call me that. - Are you kidding me?!
So I sent you downstairs.
You went upstairs and said you wanted to drink tea.
I thought you could at least have some tea.
I didn't want you to look down on me.
You're like an uncle to me.
- I'm like an uncle to you. - You're like an uncle to me.
I thought you could at least have some tea.
- I thought you could at least have some tea. - Don't say unnecessary things!
- I was so heartbroken. - Don't say unnecessary things!
- What do you mean heartbroken?! - I was so heartbroken.
So I went upstairs.
I went to the apartment on the 9th floor.
I walked in.
She looked like a huge woman.
I went in and heard her singing.
It was a loud noise.
I didn't feel like having any tea.
I drank my tea.
I sang my song.
I thought Anne Louise's song was over.
I couldn't hear it because it was too loud.
When Anne Louise's song was over, I opened the door.
Da! Da!
That's an amazing sound!
Da! Da!
At first, I thought it would be Anne Louise's song.
I didn't think Anne Louise would sing like that.
It's definitely different.
Da! Da! She's kicking!
And she lives with that woman.
In the end.
That's right.
She's holding a spare key.
I asked her why she's kicking, and she said it's just a chain.
I see. So, the door is still half open.
It's like an ocart movie.
You can see her face, too.
I can't see her face.
You can't see her face, either.
And then...
What's up with you, you guys?!
She said.
Oh, my God.
What's up with you?
You're dragging men into this again, aren't you?!
You're doing it again!
I like women.
Open up, you bastard!
If I do, you'll kill me!
That woman has a strong will, too!
No one can open up!
Don't say that!
Why can't I open up?!
Don't say that!
Don't say that, either!
Of course I can do that!
I thought you'd say it, but you're not.
It's been a while, but he hasn't come back.
I thought he went home.
But it's been a while, and he hasn't come back.
Is he coming back?
I just called him!
If you come back right now!
- You really got excited. - Of course I was scared!
But you know, that woman also has a father like that in her family.
- So you know, that woman is pretty strong too. - I see. My father is...
- Yes, yes, yes. She thinks she can't do anything to me. - I see, I see.
Then that man kicked me again and said, "Hey, I just called Tsukaguchi-san too!"
- Who's that? - Tsukaguchi-san said something.
- I don't know, but she seems like a bad person. - She seems like a bad person, doesn't she?
- But this woman is the daughter of a yakuza leader. - Yes.
- So she thought that Tsukaguchi-san couldn't do anything to her. - Yes.
Then that woman said, "Why do you call me 'Tsukaguchi-san'?!"
- Let's see... - Yes.
Thank you.
- Let me introduce you. - Yes.
- This woman is... - Yes.
- Well... Teranishi Yuka-chan. - Yes!
She's from Tokyo and went there once and came back again.
- Why did you go to Tokyo? - Because...
- Oh, you're a yakuza leader. - I'm not a yakuza leader!
I'm a leader!
Do you have a boyfriend?
But it's pretty cute. You can do it right away, can't you?
Probably. I think so, too.
Do your best. This is one spirit.
Do you think a man will come to you because you're motivated?
No, no.
If you're an assistant on this show, you'll definitely ask for someone's phone number, right?
Please check it out later. I think you'll ask for something.
Really, really.
Thank you very much.
Okay, let's go to Harajuku.
Let's see...
Let's go with this person.
He's from Kawasaki City.
Good afternoon, Mr. Okkunhama.
The other day, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night...
Oh, you're here!
My girlfriend was sleeping next to me!
She was sleeping next to me!
When I was sleeping, I chopped her...
When I woke her up...
What do you mean, 'suddenly chopped'?!
She said and got angry.
And I said 'thank you for the meal' and fell down and fell asleep.
Thank you for the meal!
When you're drunk and you're asleep and you do something like this...
If you do it, please tell me.
Got it?
You're asleep and you're writing about what you did, right?
Oh, yes, yes.
You said 'thank you for the meal' and fell asleep.
I don't know, but you said it.
Oh, yes, yes.
This happened to me recently.
I was walking down the street and saw a guy wearing pants.
I went in and hit him like this.
I was like, 'wow!' and woke up.
It happens a lot recently.
It's because you're not sleeping deeply.
I do it intensely.
What do you do?
Chop, chop, chop.
That's the only thing you have to be careful of.
Also, you have to be careful of that intensity and not turning off the cigarette right away.
What's that?
Leaving the cigarette on, leaving it on fire and putting it on the ash tray and going somewhere.
How many times have I extinguished your cigarette so far?
That's amazing, your cigarette.
Oh, is that so?
Seriously.
There's no oil on the table or anything like that.
There's definitely something wrong with you.
I'm already embarrassed.
Today, your wife was like 'kiri-kiri-pam!' and you're like this.
Your menu is like a drift controller.
There's definitely something wrong with you.
Seriously, you have to be careful.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Recently, I've been wanting to be your manager.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
You were here today, too.
This girl is like that, too, but she wants to be my manager.
Being your manager, what are you going to do about it?
You're great when it comes to me.
That's fine.
But it seems like Nitta is also slowly entering the stage of quitting.
Oh, is that so?
Yeah.
No, at first, Nitta wasn't following me.
At first, I was a woman's manager.
Yeah, yeah.
But in three days, she quit.
Yeah.
She said, 'You can't follow me.'
And then, suddenly, Nitta came.
But, you know, Yoshimoto's manager is different.
Yeah.
Right now, Nozawa's manager is amazing.
A hundred percent fat.
He's amazing!
See, he's fat!
His house is a butcher shop.
Yeah, yeah.
He's fat and twins.
This is amazing.
If he was alone, I wonder what kind of fat he would have become.
That's impossible!
If he was alone, there's no way he'd gain two pounds!
Yeah, it's surprising, isn't it, everyone?
Well, that's about it for today, isn't it?
"Isn't it enough?" "It's probably enough, isn't it?"
"Ah, that's right, that's right, we have to do just this a little." "Ah, that's right, that's right, um..."
"Um, what?" "Can you give me the goods for the costume?" "Yes."
Um, which one should I give you? Should I give you an interesting one?
"Should I give you this girl's helmet?" "Is that so?"
"Um... Ms. Yoko Izumida?" "Yes."
Um, can you give me your helmet, please?
I'm a lumberjack worker, so I can't do it without it.
My master will scold me, so please give it to me.
"Well, I'm sorry." "It can't be helped."
"Well, it's good." "You're holding it, aren't you?" "Yes."
"And this is your helmet, right?" "Yes, I'll give you my helmet."
"And, you know, I sent you a lot of this, you know, look at this." "Ah..."
This is all I have. I didn't say I wanted it, so I won't give it to you.
"That's right." "I want to wear your helmet."
I don't want it.
Ah, you want to wear it for now.
Well, I won't give you this either, right?
I have a lot of helmets.
Ah, you want me to give you this one?
This is for Yuko Suemoto.
After this, I'll give you that plate.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
"I'll give it to you." "Yes."
"Congratulations." "Thank you very much."
"Well, that's all for today." "That's all for today."
"That's all for today." "That's all for today."
Let's not make too much noise today.
Yes.
"Well, thank you very much for today." "Thank you."
"See you next week." "See you next week."
Goodbye.
Hello.
Without further ado,
as I said before,
this program is brought to you by Ohagaki.
The person who was called in during the program,
the person I like,
my
terry
sugi
fashion,
will present this.
Please read it.
Also,
well,
one word,
I will finally do it.
Without further ado,
on Saturday, November 3rd,
at 12 noon,
at the Arakawa river,
where the sun rises,
please gather.
If you want to do it with me,
on Saturday, November 3rd,
at 12 noon,
at the Arakawa river,
where the sun rises,
please gather.
Your outfit will be
Mr. Shimpatsu's outfit.
Each of you will wear
long hair,
tie,
and a jacket.
If you don't wear a tie,
you won't be able to participate,
so I'll leave it at that.
Meanwhile,
at DUMB DUMB's
kid's errand,
before you say goodbye,
we'll close off
the hanger
and everything else.
You'll get a jumper.
Yes.
Everything else is the same.
DUMB DUMB's
kid's errand
will continue in the studio,
so we'll see you next week
at DUMB DUMB's
kid's errand.
Goodbye!
See you!
See you next week.