AISubs v3.5
Congratulations!
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
What is this?
Seriously, what is this?
This is a shoe.
Thank you.
It's been a year since I've seen you.
Thank you.
Take it!
Thank you.
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai"
Chiki Chiki's Mister Lady will win!
Today...
I've been reborn as a modified human.
I've decided to punch people in the head for doing bad things.
What are you talking about? Take it off.
I can't.
I've had surgery in Germany.
Today, under Mister Lady...
Yes.
Five people will come.
You, the last person to win and Udezuma.
You're the winner.
Are you okay, Udezuma?
I'm okay.
I just can't do it like this.
Just take it off!
Just take it normally.
Then, please introduce yourselves one by one.
Yes, number one.
I'm Asuka Rital from Shinjuku Uberano.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Now, number two.
I'm Cocco. Thank you for having me.
Yes, thank you for having me.
I'm Hiro-chan from Belpoppins, who came from Belpoppins, Shinjuku Belham.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Sayaka from Belpoppins, Shinjuku Belham.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, and number five.
I'm Sarah.
Are you sleepy?
Yes.
You're like a cat.
Now, first round!
Ready...
Go!
Shut up!
Rital will never win!
[Rital's first attempt]
Next, number 3!
[Number 3, Rital]
It's pretty hard to stand up.
It's hard to go in order.
Yes, number 3.
Thank you.
[Rital's first attempt]
You're not moving.
Let's go! Are you okay?
Yes.
Ladies, go!
Who do you think is the senpai?
[Rital's first attempt]
Who do you think is the senpai?
[Rital's first attempt]
What do you mean by senpai?
Okama.
Okama's nii-san, right?
No, it's nee-san.
Oh, nee-san.
Now, let's go. It's a combination of the two.
Ready, go!
No!
[Rital's first attempt]
Here we go!
Sis!
No. 5's sis!
Sis, you were shaking your neck just now!
You look like a Famicom boss character!
How long have you been doing this?
12 years.
I've been doing this for 12 years!
You're older than me!
No, you're older than me!
Ready! Go!
I can't win!
You're amazing!
You won against Michelle Lee!
You're a man's representative!
That's enough!
Hey, you...
What the hell are you doing?
That reaction was a little scary.
Here we go!
Ready! Go!
[Rital's first attempt]
What's wrong with you?
Look at you!
You look like you've been hit!
Ready! Go!
I win!
No, he said "ah" just now.
Ora ora! How's it? Ora! How's it going? Ora!
Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!
You're strong, aren't you?
So, if you bought this, would you get something?
What do you want?
Is it okay?
What did you do?
Good evening.
Well, today...
Yes.
Um...
What is it?
What did you say?
What is it?
Huh? What?
What?
Why are you clapping together?
No, it doesn't make any sense.
Why are you clapping together like this?
No, I just thought it would be nice.
Is that so?
It's a little sunny today.
What is it?
It's a little sunny today.
What is it?
Well, today...
What is it?
It's like a love letter.
Today, we don't have a lot of guests.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
But there are quite a lot of people today.
Well, somehow.
There are quite a lot of men today.
However, today is a typhoon, isn't it?
We don't have a lot of guests.
But there are quite a lot of people.
It's late.
Oh, I see.
I was angry about it and wanted to spread the word.
I came out and looked at it.
There are a lot of people.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's weird.
If you were thinking about it, you should have said it for the time being.
I was thinking about it, but if you look at it while saying it, there are quite a lot of people.
I won't be angry.
It's fine.
But you came today, so it's fine, isn't it?
You came a lot, didn't you?
That's why, like you said, there are quite a lot of men.
Look, look, look.
It's weird for corona, isn't it?
Why?
It's not clear what you're looking at, isn't it?
You're looking at various things, aren't you?
Is that so?
But most of them are young, aren't they? People who come here.
Well, well, well, well.
Sometimes they come with their mothers.
There are people who come with their mothers, aren't there?
What kind of family is that?
Yes.
No, I mean, you're good friends, aren't you?
With my parents.
If it's such a dirty joke...
That's right. It's hard for me to do it, isn't it?
You're doing a dirty joke in front of me.
You know, when I was in elementary school, it was hard for me to watch dirty jokes with my parents.
It was hard for you, wasn't it?
Well, you know, bed scenes and stuff like that.
Bed scenes.
I think it's disgusting.
But I can't run away from it!
Until now, everyone has watched me like this.
Suddenly there's a bed scene and I'm going somewhere.
Then, as I thought...
You're going to fly your wings and...
Ah! Why are you trying to take it?
Ah!
It doesn't look classic!
At first you look at it as a foreshadow, because it doesn't mean anything.
But when it comes to that, you're like...
If only their faces were facing forward!
If only I could see my own expression!
You try to look down so you can't see your own expression.
Which family do you belong to?
It's not a family game, is it?
Well, there are some, but...
I tried not to show my expression as much as I could.
But there are families who can talk to their parents normally.
There are!
But there aren't any like that at all.
Yeah, there are.
When I was in middle school and I had a fight with my sister...
I hit her like this.
And when she stood up, I hit her crotch like this!
And everyone in the family was like "Ah!"
Everyone was like "Ah!"
You're lying!
Don't make up stories!
Wait!
I hit her crotch and everyone was like "Ah!"
Everyone was like "Ah!"
Everyone was like "Ah!" and I was like "Ah! She hit me too!"
And then Hitoshi hit Naomi.
What are you talking about?
That's not how close we are!
When she hits me in the stomach I can say "Ugh!"
But when she hits me here I can't say "Ugh!" because it hurts.
What is it Hitoshi? I won't bite you!
Rei-chan has that too.
She says "I won't bite you!"
You don't want to bite me like a man do you?
Naomi's face says "I definitely won't bite you!"
Why do you say that?
When you go in that direction it's hard for families.
It's hard. But there are families who can say it openly.
There really are a lot.
This show should be a little more lively.
It's lively, isn't it?
I'm lively but you're not.
Why do you only say that about me?
I'm lively but you're not.
Everyone is laughing.
You too, don't say dirty things about me.
Seriously.
I'm not doing it because I want to.
I'm doing it because you want me to.
Who wants you to do it?
The atmosphere of that place.
You did it too, didn't you?
With all these men.
But you couldn't do anything about it back then.
Back then you only said dirty things about me.
But you wanted it.
But you couldn't do anything about it back then.
You were like "I want you to do it!"
But now it's different.
But you only said dirty things about me.
What are you going to do next?
It's a little different.
You're going to be a comedian.
I don't like it.
While you're doing it you're all laughing.
Yeah.
You can't help it.
You're terrible.
You're going to be a comedian.
Another one.
You're going to be an old man, right?
Yeah.
An old man, right?
Yeah.
If I could do a show like that...
I'd call it "Zura Miyaburiman."
You should have done that in our opening!
Yeah, I'd wear a Zura Miyaburiman costume on the train.
What kind of costume is that Zura Miyaburiman?
I'd wear a cape and act like a hero.
And I'd get on the train like this.
And when I got off...
You're Zura!
Do you understand?
If you understand, you can have it.
It's like a sign.
You can have it.
That's stupid.
You shouldn't do that on a new show.
You should do it like this.
Anyway...
Recently, various people...
Nurses...
Different jobs...
And this show...
It's something you can only do when you're over 18.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Really?
I didn't know that.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
More than girls? More than girls?
Yeah.
This is...
It's hard.
So, well, once in a while, you know.
It's okay to go a little lower.
Oh, that's also possible.
Yeah, yeah.
Like girls in middle school.
What's so funny?!
You're in charge of it.
Wait!
Until now...
You're really...
Hey!
I'm not interested in that kind of thing at all!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't look at me like I'm a lolicon!
Ah...
Okay, let's go with "hagagi".
Let's go with "hagagi".
Okay.
Let's go with "hagagi"...
What are you doing?
What are you doing with that distance?!
Okay, um...
Hello.
Let me introduce you.
Um, Ebihara Tomomi-chan.
You're 20 years old, right?
I see.
Now you're...
20 years old.
Yes!
Before, I used to do "hagagi".
I'm also a fan of Downtown-san, so I thought I'd come out and cheer for you.
Oh, is that so?
Onee-san, you came out?
Yes.
When was it?
Um... when was it?
A long time ago?
No, it was recently.
Recently?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Onee-san, weren't you saying something?
What was I saying?
W-what were you saying?
I'm a fan of Matsumoto-san, but...
I'm a fan of Hamada-san who came to school.
This is bad...
Why is that?
I'm scared...
Scared?!
I'm scared of you?!
What are you going to do about it?
What?
Why?
Who are you a fan of?
Hamada-san.
Well, well, this is where it gets scary.
Now that you've said it like that, which one are you a fan of?
Hamada-san.
You're pretending to be delicious!
I see.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
On October 3rd, when "Autumn is a Popular Program" was in business,
I was calling Giant Baba-san "Baba"!
Itsumi-san "Itsumi"!
Kayama Yuzo-san "Yuzo"!
But didn't you say anything after it was over?
It's been a long time since I called you a senior. Can you live in the entertainment world like that?
By the way, I was pretty quiet, but in front of the fans and against the weak, even though I'm scared...
In front of the strong, I bow my head.
You're clapping in anger, aren't you?
Well, even if you turn the entertainment world against you, I'm on your side.
Thank you very much.
It really was like that, wasn't it?
Even though it was cut off, I also said it to Go- san.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
At times like that, you get angry, don't you?
Why do I have to be called out by someone like that?
That's not true!
Why do I have to be called out by someone like that?!
And after the video, Hiromiya said...
Ah, D, today was the worst!
Hey you, don't get angry! Your voice doesn't sound like him at all!
It's just high!
Kayama-san was angry!
Kayama-san wasn't angry!
Kayama-san and I got off the elevator at the same time.
While laughing, we went like this.
That crushed your shoulders, didn't it?!
Ah, at this place, you...
Um, Go Hiromi...
Didn't you come?
Ah, it's fine!
It doesn't sound like him!
Even if you say it...
It doesn't sound like him!
Even if that person says it...
Even if you say it, D is angry!
No!
Is that so?
Of course, D is angry! D can't apologize!
Hey you, don't say D, D, you!
D is the only one at home who says "achoo"!
I think this is pretty funny.
Good evening, I'm a fan of the two of you since your debut, and I'm trying to get my musical instrument user to record it for me.
Yes.
By the way, there was a program called "yoji desu yo" that I was doing before, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
After watching that video, the next thing became clear.
Because, it's always Matsumoto-san who hugs me.
Matsumoto-san was the first one to cry and hug me at my first concert.
Matsumoto-san was the first one to be happy and hug me when my record sold.
Matsumoto-san was the first one to hug me and kiss me in my record jacket.
And so on and so forth.
It's recorded in my video so much that there's no end to it.
By the way, Hamada-san, Matsumoto-san of the TV station is doing such a good deed, but you don't show him that attitude even once. Why is that?
I feel sorry for Matsumoto-san.
It's okay if it's only once, so please answer Matsumoto-san's love.
But, well, there are many times when I say "homoya".
That's not "iba", is it?
Eh?
I don't know. How is it?
What?
Do you think like that?
I mean, when you're sleeping in the dressing room and stuff like that, I'm already doing it, you know?
As your true self...
Don't say such useless things, you know? There's no way like that!
When you're sleeping in the dressing room and stuff like that, I'm already doing it, you know?
Doing what?
As your...
...trunk.
Don't make up stuff like that!
Yuta, where are you going?
I have a boyfriend who I've been dating since middle school.
The other day, when I suddenly went to his apartment...
...he was in bed with a stranger and we had a fight.
I was really pissed off and said "I'm going to make you do it!"
And he said "You're not that bad of an enemy."
In technique, you're no match for me!
He said that.
I may not be good at it, but I'm not going to be bad either!
I'm so pissed off and even if we're going to break up, I want to do something first and then break up.
Please, Hama-chan, on TV...
Please, Hama-chan, on Hama-tan, you want me to hit you?
Please reply on TV.
And please say something to your stupid boyfriend.
That's what he said.
But, well, there's that, right?
Technicians are better, right?
Oh, is that so?
Of course, technicians are better.
I'm sorry to say this again, but technicians are definitely better.
Oh, is that so?
There are people you can't tell apart, right?
"Oh, you look like you'd be good at it," and when you actually do it, it's completely different.
It's completely different.
There are people who say it's completely different, right?
That's the biggest problem, right?
I'm like a sex slave!
What's wrong with you? You're wearing yellow!
It's fine as long as it's not white.
It's still better.
White is the worst!
But you like white, don't you?
The other day, on some TV show, Natsumi-san said that Hamada-san's fart was so smelly that you wanted to kill him.
Is it really that smelly?
Don't read it like that!
Also, Matsumoto-san has never been bothered by Hamada- san's smelly fart for many years.
But if it's okay with you, please let me know.
Well then, please be careful from now on.
It's not bad.
You know, you really should go somewhere else.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Don't say it with a straight face!
Say it with a smile!
Don't say it with a serious face!
It's definitely weird somewhere.
Are you stupid?
My fart is normal!
Don't underestimate me!
Well, this guy's fart is...
At first, I said a lot of things, too.
I threatened him many times and comforted him.
I gave him a kick.
But he didn't stop!
With one fart?
You do it, too!
The smelly one.
My fart's smell is nothing compared to yours.
White?
White!
This guy's fart's smell is...
How should I say it?
Recently, it's so smelly that I can't even laugh.
If it's a normal smelly fart, you can say "it stinks!"
But it's...
It's different!
It's...
It's nothing compared to this world's fart.
So it's so smelly that...
What?!
Do you think so?
Do you know how it feels?
Is that so?
What?!
Don't you worry about your body!
You know, when you're in a car...
For example...
A salaryman with glasses comes out of the car...
And you're in the car and you're like...
Oh, I hate these glasses!
And you're like...
What?!
And no matter what life that salaryman has sent you...
It will end with glasses!
Even if you're a very important person...
You have a family...
You have kids...
And you're wearing glasses...
And you're told "glasses!"
Isn't that crazy?!
But that's what people say every day...
They say it...
You say it too, right?
I say it, I say it...
Wow, this leopard print!
You're just wearing a leopard print shirt...
That's right, that's right...
Leopard print!
It's the same with girls...
You know, you hook up with girls...
About three girls...
And for now you're all gathered...
Hey, which one do you want?
I'll go red!
What's with that red shirt?!
I'm watching you...
Leopard print!
That's pretty cool...
What's with that leopard print?!
Why... why do you have leopard print on your palm?!
Why do you hide it?!
Do you hide it?
If you don't hide it in a second...
Hey, what do you want with leopard print?
Leopard print is bad manners!
Shut up! What's with that?!
Aren't you just doing it?!
Leopard print is bad manners!
Hello! This is the ending!
Hello!
Now, I see...
Yes!
For those of you watching TV...
This is what I'm wearing right now...
Oh! It's a piano bullion!
A piano...
Yeah, yeah...
Why do you know about it?
That's what...
Terry's ruby is wearing!
Yeah, it says so in front of me...
That's right...
A piano bullion and Terry's ruby...
It's a fashion ring...
This...
In this show...
You'll receive a lot of rubies, right?
Yeah...
From among the people who were introduced...
Every week...
We'll give you a present, right?
Why all of a sudden?
Yeah...
Because...
This show is amazing...
What?!
And also...
One word...
For those of you who still want to do it...
We'll give you ideas...
Yes...
Please give us more and more rubies!
And you'll also receive your usual rubies, right?
And also...
Assistant...
We'll give you more and more rubies!
Yes...
And also...
We'll give you more and more rubies!
And you'll also receive your usual rubies!
And with that...
We'll see you next week...
On Downtown's "Kids' Words"...
Goodbye!