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Ladies and Gentlemen...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Well, it was always open.
To the south island.
Well, Tokyo... I mean, Tokyo... Japan was tough, wasn't it?
Tough? What was tough?
Well, this typhoon...
It was terrible, wasn't it?!
Well...
Listen to me, you guys!
Well, it really was terrible, wasn't it?
Yes, but Osaka was terrible, wasn't it?
Osaka was terrible.
Wasn't it?!
Osaka was terrible.
It was such a typhoon that even a big, fat tree could collapse.
But it's rare in Osaka, isn't it?
Well, I had to go out, you know...
I had to go out, you know...
Why?
What?!
Why do you have to go out when it's raining and windy like that?!
Well, I wanted to give you this...
I know it's a lie, but...
Well, it's fine.
You went out, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
And then...
It was a terrible side wind!
I mean, what can I say?!
It was a terrible side wind!
Just leave it like that!
Wow!
Just leave it like that!
You know...
A wig is a flying thing.
That's why you have to wear a string around your head when it's windy like that!
You know...
I prepared five of them.
A wig?!
It's flying! It's flying!
That's why you have to wear a string!
You're right...
Oh, so it's winter today?
Yes, I'm wearing winter clothes.
I'm wearing all summer clothes.
Hey, stop it!
Is it really painful to wear a string?
It's not that painful, is it?
I wore about three of them today.
You did, didn't you?!
Yes.
Is it really a terrible side wind?
My mother used to say it, too.
Is it really a bad side wind?
She did say it, but...
She did say it, didn't she?!
Yes, it's really a bad side wind.
I don't know why you're being so serious about it!
I know, right?!
Anyway, today...
The opening is...
Yes.
Our...
Kin-chan's virtual target...
Yes!
I went to the qualifier for the virtual target.
And that... qualifier landscape, you know?
I want you all to see it.
Let's eat. Here you go.
Good morning.
Today, I'm going to do my best like last time.
- Then, um, one person. - Yes.
- Um, you have the right hand. - Yes, I do.
- This time, three places. - Ah, yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Ah, I'm sorry!
- Good luck. - Thank you.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- You took over Shadow, didn't you? - Yeah.
- It's common for people with abilities. - It's my second time!
I'm still nervous!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
You should start from here.
A little from here.
I'm sorry. I'm not good at putting makeup on people's faces.
- It's okay. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay!
Get out of here!
We don't have that much time!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Sen Masao... - No!
- We don't have that much time! - No!
(laughs)
It's totally different.
(laughs)
You can't see it with this but
depending on how it looks, you can definitely see it.
(laughs)
Number 45, I'm glad!
(laughs)
Now, the score will come out!
(laughs)
It was a shame!
(laughs)
Teachers, please give me a score!
(laughs)
Are you doing it alone?
I'm doing it alone!
Please give me a score!
(laughs)
Your legs are about to get caught!
You're so little!
Please give me a score!
(laughs)
You passed!
You did it!
Did you think of it alone?
(laughs)
You're so little!
Please give me a score!
(laughs)
Did you think of it yourself?
Did you think of it alone?
You're so little!
(laughs)
You passed, but you can't win!
(laughs)
Thank you very much.
I did it in a hurry.
Thank you very much.
It was 100% of my power.
Thank you very much.
Now, interview again.
Oh, this is a kitchen.
Then, I became a boss.
Hey!
That's all I can say.
(laughs)
But that nuance is excellent.
No, no, no.
(music)
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Oh, I'm a newscaster of Kinchan.
Yes.
Thank you for the preliminary round.
Oh, thank you very much.
And, as a result of the G-sign and that case...
Yes.
Well...
(phone ringing)
Oh, is that so?
(phone ringing)
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Well, that's how it went.
Yes.
You passed.
Yes.
But, you know, this time,
the nuance of that person during the interview
didn't really have an atmosphere.
You didn't say that to me before, did you?
Yes, yes, yes. You were kind.
I thought I could do it, but...
Well, first of all...
From Momoya...
That's not it!
Is this a 3 o'clock show?
What are you talking about, Momoya?
It's hard even if you lower it.
Yes.
Lower it.
Right?
If this continues...
Next week!
No, but the virtual target is the virtual target.
Well, you know...
The result has already been decided.
That's right.
Well, that's how it is.
You always have to move forward.
What do you mean by "what do you do next"?
What you do next is...
You have to think about the next step.
I see, I see.
But, you know, the staff is starting to move little by little.
Oh! Do you have anything else?
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
It's one word.
Do you do it?
It seems like we do it.
One word?
One word.
Why don't you rent the Tokyo Dome?
There was a story like that.
There was a story like that!
Is it not moving forward?
If you rent the Tokyo Dome...
Well...
40 million yen?
Yes.
Give it to me!
Give it to me, mister!
Give it to me!
It costs 40 million yen!
It costs 40 million yen.
This is amazing.
I heard it's cheap if you rent it in Tokyo.
I heard it's cheap in Tokyo.
Does it cost 40 million yen for an event?
It costs 40 million yen.
And if you don't return it, you'll have to pay for the next rental fee.
No, it's not a rental video.
You have to rewind it and return it.
No, it's fine.
This is impossible.
40 million yen.
It doesn't matter where you get it from.
You can't spend that kind of money on this show.
You can't spend it all on it.
You can't spend it all.
You can only spend it on one show.
How many people can watch this show?
How many people?
Let me see...
I know how to describe it.
I think it's a lot of people.
It's a lot of people.
A thousand people can watch it.
A thousand people can watch it and grow a beard and wear a kimono.
A thousand people can watch it.
Yes.
You know, these guys are weird.
The other day, I laughed out loud for about ten minutes.
You can't do it now?
I can't. These guys can't do it.
The other day, I laughed out loud. You know those insects?
Insects.
Oh, canabun.
Canabun.
You guys say canabun, don't you?
Canabun?
Isn't it canegon?
It's weird.
So what?
Isn't it a thousand?
A thousand.
Don't say "a thousand" like she said.
She said "this girl".
These guys are weird.
She said "this girl".
Isn't it a thousand?
When you say the number, it's a thousand.
I can't talk about politics with you guys.
But how many people? More than a thousand?
More than a thousand.
More than a thousand is necessary.
A thousand is not enough.
Why is it not enough?
It depends on what we do.
I see.
What should we do?
Recently, we were recruiting people in Akagaki.
Yes, we were recruiting people and thinking about what we should do.
When we gathered in Alta, a lot of people came.
Yes, yes.
It would be nice if that many people came.
But they are not cooperative.
We don't know if they will come.
They may come.
For example, there are about 150 people here today.
If there are only a few people, I will go.
If there are 150 people, about half of them will go.
This program has a viewing rate of 39%.
No, I'm serious.
That's impossible!
It's midnight!
It's midnight and you have a viewing rate of 39%?!
The next day, people in Tokyo will go blind!
What are you talking about?
Today, I think about 5,000 people will come.
It would be amazing if 5,000 people came.
I think they will come.
Do you think so?
I think they will come.
It depends on the place, though.
Yes, it depends on the place.
It depends on the place.
But the dome is out, right?
The dome is out.
Where is wide?
Wide place.
Wide place in Tokyo.
It's around here, isn't it?
Yes.
Edogawa?
Where is Edogawa?
Isn't there a place like Kasenjiki?
What?
The place where Kimbashi-sensei walks.
A place like that.
There are thousands of places like that.
Is it possible?
I don't know. I don't know how big it is.
There is a place where Kimbashi-sensei walks.
It's complicated from above and everyone is dressed like Kimbashi.
Let's go to the hagaki.
Hello.
My father is big.
Your father is big.
Don't say that!
No, I'm serious.
I don't care what you say.
Let me introduce you.
Yano Yumiko-san.
You are 46 years old.
You are 19 years old.
Do you live in Shinjuku?
You were born and raised in Shinjuku.
That means you are from Hakata.
You got me.
Who are you talking about?
I'm talking about you.
I've known you for a long time.
What are you good at?
English.
You are not good at English either.
Don't mess with me!
Don't say that to me!
Let me talk to you.
Thank you very much.
Let me introduce you.
Hama-chan, you had a kidney transplant at a Kansai hospital in Osaka, didn't you?
The nurse who came to get your signature was definitely my sister.
It's really embarrassing when you get sick like this.
I had it for a week.
When I have a fever, I have to take zayako.
Blood.
I have to take it.
No way!
I don't know! I don't know! It's here!
I don't know where it is! It's here!
I don't know where it is!
If you touch it with your finger, it's here!
I didn't need it.
Then the nurse came and I did it.
I didn't know what to do with it.
I couldn't put it in and I pushed it back.
Why?
Why did you push it back?
Why? It's weird.
Is it?
Yes.
It's like an exorcism.
Or maybe it was bent and you put it back.
Like an automatic sales machine.
Is it bent?
I don't like it when it's bent.
But if you're a strong man, you can do it.
I've never done it before.
Like this.
Like a troublemaker.
Men get excited.
A man I know was very excited when he went there.
He was about 40 years old.
He was excited to be held by an old woman.
Young nurses get embarrassed when they do it.
But old women are used to it.
I've been doing it for decades.
What do you think happened?
They got excited and said, "Old woman!"
Hey, it's true!
No way!
Hey, you idiot!
Then, of course, I got excited and said, "Old woman!"
Mr. Kimura Satoko of Nakano Ward.
Yes.
He is 23 years old.
Yes, he is an OL student.
Yes.
Hama-chan and Mat-chan, please introduce me to your boyfriend.
Is there anyone in the staff? I'll be waiting for your call.
Hey, can you send me a picture of him, Mr. Kimura Satoko?
Today?
Yes, can you send me a picture of him?
Um...
Can you send me a picture of him?
Yes.
Then, I'll show it to my staff, too.
Yes.
And for those who are entering, please line up here in the opening.
Can you send me a picture of him?
Then, line up, everyone.
Yes.
Then, you know...
Depending on the picture, I won't join you.
Then, I won't join you, either.
Why won't you join me?
Why?
You know...
In Japan, there's no "one woman, multiple wives" rule.
Think about it!
God only gives one woman to one man.
On September 5th, when I went to Alta, Hama-chan was nice and Matsumoto-san wasn't, but it was the other way around for me.
I went there for the first time in August of last year.
I was waiting by a grape tree, and Hama-san came first and we were stared at.
It was really scary.
The next person to come, Matsumoto-san, said "Excuse me?" and raised his head.
He didn't stare at me at all.
Really, Matsumoto-san and Hama-san, which is kinder and which is scarier? Keep up the good work!
This kind of technology exists.
No, it's not like I was stared at or anything like that.
You were stared at!
I wasn't stared at!
You know, in the past, you had a bad habit of doing this right away.
When we were doing "Kindon" in the past, in the final episode of "Kindon"
Taishou, Kin-chan, would read everyone and point out your weaknesses.
Matsumoto-san was perfect. He didn't say anything.
You! Stop it, you!
I see. Thank you for that.
And Hama-san, you would immediately start staring at people.
Is that wrong? Is it wrong for you to do that?
It's like this again from Yudel-sama.
What? Is that so?
Taishou-nin, you've gone too far, man.
Can you stop staring at me like that?
You would immediately start staring at me, wouldn't you?
Why did you say you were sorry?
What? That's what I don't understand.
I didn't say anything!
He didn't talk to me at all!
Well, well, well, it's fine. It's fine for me.
So, are other people that kind?
Oh, other than us?
Yes, yes, yes.
For example, Ucchan and Nan-chan and such?
Are they that kind?
If other people are that kind, I can't help but think about it.
I know, right?
Can you do it?
What?
I haven't done anything scary, and you're telling me it's scary.
There's nothing I can do about it, right?
Yes, that's why, a little more...
I said it before, but a little more...
You're walking around like that with your glasses on, you can't even see, it's scary.
No, it's not like that, you come like this and say "sign for me", and I say "yes", and you say "sign for me", right?
That's why you say "sign for me"!
There are times like that! There are times like that! Listen to me until the end!
You say "sign for me", and I say "sign for me", and you say "yes", right?
I'd like you to write your name... Oh, your name is Nani-chan?
Um, my name is Jugen, but... Oh, right, Jugen Ganba.
Are you kidding me?! Are you going to write it all the way?!
No, I'm serious, I'm serious. Jugen Ganba.
You're making me look bad!
Right? Right, Eiko? Yes, thank you.
Um, excuse me... I'd like you to take a picture of me... Oh, right, sure.
There are times like that, too?!
Um, Eiko-oppa, um... Whose time is it?
Can you take my sunglasses off for me? Oh, really? I'll take them off...
Um, I'd like you to say "peace" to me...
You're not going to do it?! You're not going to do it, are you?!
You're doing it, aren't you?! Thank you very much!
There are people who say "this is scary"! This is frustrating!
You're doing it that much?! You're doing it this much, and you say "this is scary"!
This is frustrating!
No, but I've never seen you do it like that, and it's really limited, up until now.
You're not doing it that much... No, no, I do it quite a lot.
You don't!
See?
Lastly, when you're driving home, you usually wave your hand.
I did, didn't I?!
What?! No, you did, you did.
No, I did, I did.
It's just that I'm really lonely when I say goodbye, and it comes out of my feelings like this...
I wave my hand really fast, so you can't see me!
Let's pick up some characters!
Because we want to do it! We want to participate!
That's right.
We're going to pick up more and more of these.
Yes!
And ideas, right?
Yes.
What kind of characters we're going to make.
Yes.
We're going to pick up more and more of these ideas.
Yes.
Well, we don't know how many there are, but we want to do it.
Yes, yes.
It depends on the number of people.
Yes.
It's better to decide what we're going to do when we know the number of people.
That's right.
Yes.
So, we want to do it more and more of these.
Yes, let's do it together.
Yes.
And, virtual!
Next week, we're going to show you the continuation of the virtual.
Yes!
Because it came out this spring.
This is interesting.
Yes!
It's more interesting than the original "Virtual Captain".
Hahaha!
No, well...
Hahaha!
We have to see it next week.
Next week, we're going to show you the continuation of the virtual.
Well, look forward to it.
And don't worry!
This is where we'll say goodbye to you for the next season of "Use of Key".
Goodbye!
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