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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" is about Chikichiki Beach Ballet in Okinawa.
So we put on our latest swimsuits.
I've been wanting to see this.
Right?
It's not sold anywhere anymore.
Right?
It's a swimsuit for three years from now.
Oh, really?
Are you shooting ahead of time?
I'm shooting ahead of time.
Let me show you.
It's like this.
This is the penis.
But I think it's a little too big.
That's right.
This is necessary.
What kind of cut is behind you?
Behind me is like this.
Behind you is like this.
I'll do my best today.
Anyway,
it's Beach Ballet in Okinawa.
Well, there are two of us in Beach Ballet.
Well, we're not a skit, but we'll do it together.
First of all, Team Zero.
They're always in front of our show.
I've been doing "Gaki no Tsukai" for about a year now.
Team Zero has been coming to our show since the first episode.
But it's the first time we're actually on a show.
Well, we're all men.
That's right.
We're in Okinawa.
That's why we call you "gyaru".
Here you go.
These two will do "matchan" and "hamachan" again.
Let's do it together.
That's right.
Team Zero
Here you go.
Hey, you look like sand.
You're all sand.
Go for it.
Was it good, referee?
Was it good?
It wasn't perfect, but it was good.
Go for it.
That was a good chance.
I can't do it.
I'll show you.
I'll show you my determination.
I'm scared.
I'm serious.
Thank you for watching.
I was surprised how fast you were.
I thought you were going to crash.
No, I wasn't.
But you were so fast.
It was amazing how fast you were.
Yes, it was amazing.
I'm scared of curves.
I feel like I'm going to fall off.
You should practice on a normal track.
You're crazy!
Where are you?
Ladies and gentlemen...
I see you a lot.
You're amazing.
You came to Okinawa early and it's been a week.
It's been a while.
But you don't look tired.
Do you like Okinawa?
Basically.
To be honest.
There's no reason why I hate it.
But which part of Japan do you like the most?
Of course it's Osaka.
You like Osaka the most.
Where I'm from.
Where you're from? You're not from Osaka!
No...
I'm from Osaka.
You know...
To be honest...
I'm sad.
About what?
I thought you'd follow me until I died.
You're from Osaka!
You talk like you're from Osaka!
That's different! I'm not saying I'm from Osaka!
It's like I've been betrayed by you in Osaka!
You've been living in Tokyo for a long time!
But that kid of yours doesn't say a word!
That's what I like about you!
Well...
Have you thought of a name for yourself?
Not at all! I'm not thinking of one for next year!
I'm Ryuu Kyuu!
You guys! Stop referring to me like I'm from Okinawa!
I'm from the north! Stop referring to me like that!
You're cute, Ryuu Kyuu-chan!
I'm not cute!
Why not?!
I'm not cute!
Ryuu Kyuu-chan is cute!
Everyone calls you "Kyuu-chan", "Kyuu-chan"!
What do you like about me?
Huh?
What do you like about me?
Japan is big, but...
I think my second hometown is Okinawa.
You say that wherever you go!
If we're getting married, I'd love to go with someone from Okinawa!
You said that when I was in Hokkaido!
Hokkaido?!
Oh, come on!
What do you mean "come on"?!
They're bad-tempered!
I don't think so!
Well, you know...
Hokkaido is big, right?
Why is it so big?
Well, girls from different countries are usually hot-tempered!
What?!
I've heard that before!
You're lying!
No, I'm serious!
Oh, really? Have you ever been in a relationship with someone from the south?
I don't know about being hot-tempered!
Oh...
Someone from the south...
Oh...
Someone from the Philippines...
You're going too far!
Don't take it too far!
You're going too far!
But what's up with girls in Okinawa?
Okinawa is...
You're trying to say "country", aren't you?
Well, it's a country, but...
It's developing.
What?
Life. Life.
How about it?
It depends on me...
Life!
Life.
It depends on me if I stay in a hotel or go to an amusement park tonight.
How about it?
Is it developing?
If you ask me, I wouldn't know!
How about it?
Huh?
How about it?
If you ask me, I wouldn't know!
Why do you ask me?
It depends on the country, doesn't it?
Depends on the country?
Depends on the country...
So, Osaka is quite developed, right?
Girls are quite...
They have good manners.
You know what I mean, right?
I know what you're talking about.
And...
Well...
From what I've heard, girls in Nagoya are lighter.
That's what you're good at!
Huh?
You said you went to Nagoya, didn't you?
Facial massage.
I didn't say that!
Is it here? Is it here? Facial massage!
Huh?
What's that?
Isn't it there?
Which one is it?
Isn't it there?
It's red.
Damn it! You've been there, haven't you?
What's that?
What's "maihara"?
maihara shakougai
"maihara shakougai"?
I've never heard of it before.
What's "maihara shakougai"?
It's like an ancient relic or something.
This is "maihara shakougai"!
So, what's "maihara shakougai"?
maihara shakougai
"kita" "kita" "kita"
We've been doing this show because of "kita"
We are...
"souzou" "souzou"
Oh, and "souzou" is also used in "an-ni" and "okina-ni", right?
What is "souzou" really like?
How many "barjins" are there in "souzou"?
"souzou" "souzou"
Now you're going to make me say I'm someone in their 10s or something?
If you go that far, you're in first year of high school, on average.
Oh, really?
You're in first or second year of high school.
Is it early?
"souzou" "souzou"
Not bad.
By the way, how old are you?
Shut up! I think you're even younger!
Oh, I see.
I wanted to know that myself.
Why? If you know that, what are you thinking about today?
You want to know, don't you?
What are you thinking about?
Huh?
What are you thinking about today?
I'm thinking about "shagougan".
shagougan
That's right, I'm thinking about going to a disco or something like that.
Oh, really?
I'm just thinking about how to go about it.
Yeah...
What are you thinking about?
You're not coming over here at all!
You're not coming over here at all! You're dressed like a gentleman, like a rightist!
You're dirty!
Don't point your finger at me! No, I...
I went out with Yokimine and the others.
No, no. What kind of outing?
No, it was a healthy one.
It's you, but...
Don't point your finger at me!
It's you, but...
No, it's not!
It's me you're asking about!
Oh, that's right, that's right.
It's you, but...
It's you, but... Are you thinking about something erotic?
I'm not letting you say you're thinking about something erotic.
No, you said there was nothing.
It's you who makes things out of nothing!
There must be something you're thinking about.
I'm not thinking about anything!
All of our staff are confused about what to do today.
Really, don't you dare wear underwear until you get home from Okinawa.
You'll take a bath, won't you?
A bath? Don't say that, you old bastard!
What's with you?
Huh?
What's with you?
You're thinking about something, aren't you?
I'm not thinking about anything!
What should we do after this?
I wanted to discuss it with you all.
There's nothing?
Seriously, there's nothing.
I've heard you say something like that before, but let's not talk about it.
Why not? That's what I want to know.
Are you going or not?
No, I'm not going.
Don't bother me. I'm asking you a question.
I'm not going.
I've been taking you downstairs for years.
I'm not going.
I'm really not going.
You're not going?
No, I'm not going.
I'm not going.
You're not going either.
I'm not going.
Don't lie to me.
What's with you?
I don't like meeting you in that "something something" place.
I'm not going!
I don't like meeting you in that "something something" lobby.
I'm not going!
I know you're pushing yourself, but you're not going, right?
You want to go?
No, I'm not going.
You're not going?
What?
You're not going, right?
I'm not going.
No, I'm not going either.
What are you doing?!
Could you bring me a letter?
Who's up next?
What's up with you?
Oh, hello.
What's your name?
Sueyoshi.
Your voice is so low!
What do you do?
Aren't you in school?
I'm twenty... three.
Um, what was your name again?
I'm a jet ski instructor.
Don't you have a title or anything?
I don't have a title or anything.
Did you have a queen for the first round?
I don't have anything.
Just a big sister?
Just a big sister.
You're a jet ski instructor?
Yes.
Oh, I see. Thank you.
Good luck.
But I'm sorry for bothering you.
That's good.
I'll give you a good explanation.
A long time ago, when Matsumoto-san and Matsumoto- san were working part-time at a bar,
one of you two stayed there with your mom until late at night,
finished work, and tried to go home.
Your mom came up to you and said you looked like you were about to get beaten up.
Who said that?
Tell me about it.
Well...
Did I look like I was about to get beaten up?
You were working part-time at a snack bar.
Yeah, for a long time.
And your mom was like...
in a good way...
like a pigmon.
What's in a good way?
You're crazy if you're a pigmon.
Pigmon? Jamiller?
No, you were working part-time.
I was working part-time, but I was scared.
Yeah, yeah.
My makeup was flashy.
And we were always together.
And if we couldn't go home by the end of the week,
we'd stay at my mom's place.
But this guy was on vacation.
Yeah.
He was on vacation.
And I was always...
I was the only one who couldn't go home.
And I was always late at the end of the week, and we'd stay together.
And my mom was like...
You don't have to be alone.
Come on, come on.
And I started getting scared.
I won't do anything!
So I stayed over.
And at about 3 in the morning...
I looked up and...
Mama!
And I got on top of her.
Help me!
Stop it!
I was like Hongo Takeshi before he was remodeled.
Stop it!
And this kid was born at that time.
I think there are people chasing you wherever you go.
What do you think of them?
If you're going to do it, please give me some advice.
Hmm...
I'm sure they know where they're going to work next.
That's amazing.
We know things we don't know.
It's better than being a bad detective or something like that.
It really is.
Even your shoes...
They're like Marco's shoes with 3,000 teeth.
That's amazing.
There's a lot of good and bad about it.
The good thing is...
cars!
Like taking cars' places.
It's hard to stop them.
Just now, I opened up some space and built a building.
And when they come...
It's like...
Like an old man in a parking lot.
Yes, yes, yes.
It happens.
Yes, it does.
And when I was suffering from a stroke, they fixed it for me.
How do you fix it?
Right?
Well, from now on...
Well, I don't think there will be people in Okinawa who will chase us.
But if we give advice to people who chase us...
Don't chase us too much...
And don't overtake us.
You...
You said it first when you noticed it.
There are people who say it first when they notice it!
There are people like that.
And you don't know that there are cars coming around you.
They come like "waah!" and you get hit like "dong!"
You get hit.
Yes, and still...
Yama-chan!
And you know...
There are times when you don't feel well, right?
Because you're a girl.
Of course.
There are cars coming once a month.
If you're energetic every day...
But you don't show it.
Yes, you push it.
When you don't feel well.
So when I see a lot of cars...
Yama-chan!
I take a break.
But I'm happy about it.
I'm happy about it...
But I'm also uncomfortable about it.
Next.
Good evening.
I have a question.
Yama-chan!
When you go on a show in the afternoon...
I think this is about Itomu, right?
You're very excited and you're walking excitedly, right?
And you're wearing a mask...
And you're wearing a black bra...
What do you think you are?!
I've confirmed it!
When you're on TV...
And you're talking with Hama-chan...
You look very cheerful and happy...
But who are you really, Yama-chan?
Do you hate your fans?
In the first place...
Is it something deep...
Or is it something deep you're worried about?
I think it's a very stupid thing...
But please tell me.
I'll tell you.
This is how I felt when I came in today.
You were scared?
Yes, that's right.
I said, "I'm scared, I'm scared."
What's scary about me?
Your expression.
You don't have to be so depressed.
It doesn't matter if it's hot or not.
You came in the car today, right?
Yes.
You came in the car, right?
What did you look like when you got out of the car?
I looked like Mickey.
It's true, even for fans.
"Ah, Matsumoto-san, please accept this." "Ah, I'm scared!"
It was scary. It made me scared.
It's funny, it's true.
The other day, I said "Ah, this is Matsumoto-san," and he said "Ah."
He didn't say "Ah"!
He said "thank you"!
"Ah" includes a lot of things.
He brought presents. "Ah!"
Hmm?
He brought presents for himself. "Ah!"
"Ah" includes "thank you."
And "ah" includes "sweet umbrella temperature."
Even if you're born, you can't tell just "ah."
Ah, this person says 'thank you' and 'sweet umbrella temperature'.
You can't tell just by looking at him.
He's laughing.
Try making a big smile!
So, when I got in the car, I said "I'm scared, I'm scared," but when I got in and opened the door...
I was able to say "ah."
You're lying!
I think you said "scared" because you felt uncomfortable.
I was laughing.
But everyone thinks like that.
What do you do?
You walk around thinking about fun things.
When I think about fun things for me...
That's your plan, isn't it?
I don't need your face, so bear with me.
So, I'll just shake it a little.
Ah, action?
That's right, that's right.
So, I don't need your face.
Even this.
No, you can't tell just by looking at it if it's good or bad.
[Laughter and applause]
Today, I did beach ballet, I did kettle ski, and I did a lot of marine jet.
But you know, my latest swimsuit was amazing.
It was perfect.
It's a little dangerous, so I told you not to imitate the kids watching TV.
But you know, they don't sell them anymore.
They don't sell them anymore.
Yeah, and people who wear them are really...
Yeah, I remember there were only me and Gunji Kawamata on TV.
Oh, Kawamata-san's was a little bigger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a big one.
Yeah.
I want to go to a lot of places again on this show.
Yeah, we want to go.
Yeah, well, we'll do that next week.
Back to Tokyo.
We want to do it.
IMPRESSING!
ASSISTANT!
All of them were good!
We're hoping more and more of you to visit here.
That's all for now.
If you want to know what I used lately,
I'll upload a Okinawan version on Araen next week...
Hm, no, next Wednesday!
Until next week,
goodbye!