AISubs v3.5
(The next day)
The second time, around Gaki no Tsukaiya
Let's buy a lot of things in Okinawa every month!
(The next day, Okinawa)
- You got one earlier, right? - Yes, yes
With this 10,000 yen
With 10,000 yen, you can go 10km
- Oh, that's right - You can come back later and load it
- Compared to Tokyo, it's cheaper to book, right? - Well, yes
- You might be able to buy more than before - That's right
Which way are you going?
Well, you know, this is the only shop in front of the store
So I don't go that way
It's the same if you go in
Huh?
Because it's the only way
No, it's the only way
- How much is this? - 20,000 yen
It's amazing
Listen to me
It can be any genre
Dad, I'm a hipster, dance for me
- Hey - I can't dance
Hey, dance for me
What am I doing?
Take it
That's a bad pose
- Do you want me to take it for you? - You're mean
- Do you want me to take it? - Yes
You're mean
I don't know if you'll catch it
See
You're mean
What are you doing, old man?
What are you doing?
Ma'am, please wrap it like this.
What?
Please wrap it like this.
If I do it like this, will it collapse?
It's okay.
It doesn't matter if it collapses.
Oh, it's heavy.
(Laughter)
Grandma, say something!
(Laughter)
She looks like she's from Okinawa.
She really does look like she's from Okinawa.
(Laughter)
You know, if all of the staff pooped, it'd be fine.
(Laughter)
Okay, then.
Are all of the things we bought worth those 10 kilos?
I wonder.
Let's find out.
Okay.
Look at this.
Ah!
(Laughter)
Let me see.
Ah!
(Laughter)
Let me see.
For me, a bite of black sugar and a little bit of "chune". (Laughter)
It's funny. (Laughter)
The staff and I were angry and laughed. (Laughter)
You're making fun of Mr. Bushiken. (Laughter)
A little bit of "chune". (Laughter)
And how many of those did you eat?
This is one.
No, this is, you know, a little bit of "gogien ukagai".
Oh, that's good, that's good.
And this is...
What is this?
(Laughter)
A pig's face.
Do it like this. Do it like this in front of your face.
I absolutely don't like it! It's disgusting!
What are you talking about?
Stop it, you idiot! (Laughter)
Don't point at my brother! (Laughter)
Wow, it's disgusting! (Laughter)
You said it looked good on me, so I bought it in a good mood.
But you're last.
What? I'm last?
Should we all drink this? (Laughter)
No way!
Then measure it again.
You're not much of a problem.
3.5 kg.
No way!
It's 4 kg.
No, it's not.
3.5 kg.
8 kg.
8 kg!
But it's good.
It's good.
You idiot!
Look, it's increasing! It's increasing!
It's increasing! It's increasing!
What kind of calculation is that? (Laughter)
What?
At this point you're already 7.5 kg.
If you put three of them on, how many would you have?
No one said they'd put three of them on.
I don't know. I don't know if you're going to use such a big bottle.
It's a big bottle!
Put it all in, that juice.
Put it all in and it'll be just right.
Put it in here.
What's with you? Wait a minute.
Do you hate me or something?
Put it in here!
What are you going to do with it in here?
You're so annoying.
Where are you going?!
Hey!
Hey, this is a game rule.
This is my value, you know.
Shut up!
Did you kill him?!
Shut up!
You know, the guy in the back, when he turned on the light, he was like "Whoa!"
That's scary.
What's wrong with you?
I know, right?
I was really worried when you came to Okinawa.
There was no reaction whatsoever. What should we do?
I was wondering if there really would be any reaction.
Everyone's doing stupid things like this.
Well, you know...
I'm here.
But, you know, we've been coming to Okinawa a lot.
That's right.
It's been quite a while.
This is our fourth or fifth time.
When we first came here, Okinawa tricked me.
Why?
Huh?
You went there first, didn't you?
What?
You went to Saimurubu Island.
That's right.
You went all the way there.
That's right.
When we first went there, we didn't know what to do with the souvenirs we had to buy,
so we asked people around us.
People around you?
We asked people in Hond.
And they said, "This is the only thing you can do when you come to Okinawa."
That's what you said.
You went there with all your might!
What?
You went there with all your might!
What?
You went there with all your might!
You're getting on my nerves!
You went back to Osaka and gave it away.
People in Hond said, "This is amazing!"
They said, "This is delicious!"
You ate it?
That's right.
What did you eat?
Chinsuko.
That's terrible!
Hey!
Is this your favorite show?
Hey!
Is this your favorite show?
I see!
Oh, I remember that.
Yes, yes, yes.
But the Orion beer is good, isn't it?
Yes, the beer is good.
Yes, the beer is really good, isn't it?
It was like we went to Okuma.
Yes, yes, yes.
We were left alone.
Yes, yes, yes.
The manager didn't use anything.
Yes.
And we were finally left behind.
Yes, yes, yes.
It was really tough.
Yes, it was.
Right?
At that time, we became homos since then.
What are you talking about?
Marriage.
When we got married, we were frustrated.
You were sleeping all the time, weren't you?
What are you talking about?
Yes, that's right.
But what about that?
The people of Okinawa...
Well, you live there, don't you?
Yes.
There are people from Tokyo and Osaka...
People from all over the country...
When they get angry...
What do you think?
It's kind of...
Annoying?
No, I'll go home!
But... But I understand.
But have you ever been to Osaka or Tokyo?
Oh, that's right. I wonder what it's like.
Have you ever been to Osaka?
Yes.
There are quite a few.
How was Osaka?
How was the city of Osaka?
Compared to where you live...
It hasn't changed much.
It hasn't changed much? You're lying!
But...
It's true that when you come to Osaka...
Dengana and Mangana are everywhere, aren't they?
Well, yes!
When you're walking down the street...
Dengana and Mangana...
What do you mean by Dengana? What do you mean by Mangana?
Last year, I...
Kokusai...
Street.
Kokusai Street...
I was walking down there earlier...
Over there...
Yes?
Over there...
Chochune is everywhere!
That's...
That's a word only for Bushiken-san!
Oh, is that so?
Everyone says that too!
Chochune! Chochune!
That's weird!
No, it's not like that!
You have to go to a hotel...
You get in a taxi...
You don't know which one you should get in first...
You go to a restaurant...
Um...where is the hotel? Where should we go?
Chochune!
It's true!
You're lying!
It's true!
You said it!
No, no, no!
You said it!
Chochune!
You said it!
Tell me your dialect!
Your dialect!
I don't know it...
What? What?
Is it your show?
I don't know it!
I can't speak it!
Tell me your dialect!
Young people don't use it recently.
That's true.
Hey! Hey!
Young people don't use it!
Tell me your dialect!
Shirasundo!
What?
Shirasundo!
What?
I don't know it!
Say it again!
Shirasundo!
What? What did you say?
Shirasundo!
What did you say?
Shirasundo!
How do you say it?
Shirasundo!
I don't know it!
In my image,
there is a young woman,
and her husband comes back from work,
Ah, I'm tired.
Today, I'll go to Shirasundo.
Isn't it like that?
Wait!
Isn't it like that?
Today, I'll go to Shirasundo.
I don't know it!
I can't help it!
Isn't it like that?
Why do you say like that?
Today, I'll go to Shirasundo.
Is it like that?
The way I say it is different, isn't it?
I'm a little angry.
I'm angry, but I don't use it.
Is there anything else?
What?
Don't laugh!
Why?
What?
What? Kusumaya?
What?
Kusumaya?
What? Kusumaya?
Kusumaya!
Kusumaya?!
Don't talk to me like that!
Kusumaya.
Are you saying Kusumaya?
Kusumaya.
Ah, Kusumaya!
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not?
No, no, no.
It's not?
I think it's not.
What?
I think it's not.
What?
You know, the baseball coach...
That's your wife's name!
It's not, it's not, it's not.
It's not?!
It's Kusumaya's name!
But you're evil too, Kusumaya!
That's not it!
Kusumaya...
Innocent is Kusumaya!
It's not.
Thank you for the meal!
You should say "thank you for the meal"!
Kusumaya!
Don't talk to me like that!
Ah!
What?
Are you not crying?
Are you not angry?
Isn't it time for you to eat?
It's not!
What do you mean it's not?
It's a lie!
What?
What did you say?
Poop!
Poop?
Poop cat!
What?
What is "poop cat"?
You guys are underestimating me!
What did you say?!
So you're saying we should roll up our dirty clothes and do that?
Don't get mad!
I'm asking you!
Why are you getting mad?!
But you said "poop" didn't you?
Who says "poop" all the time?
Say "poop"
Say "poop"!
This is amazing!
Seriously!
You say "poop" all the time!
Anyway, you guys are...
Um...
Sensei! Ms. Nainai is pooping!
Let's look at the scale
Please bring out the scale
Look
Naen!
The Queen of Awamori in Okinawa Prefecture.
The Queen of Awamori?!
Awamori is a sake brand, right?
Yes.
Did you do a lot of things there?
Campaigns.
And you became a queen.
Yes.
Oh my goodness!
What's your name?
I'm Kuniushi Yuko.
Kuniushi Yuko.
Yes.
How old are you?
Twenty one.
Yes.
What do you do now?
The Queen must be a queen.
I'm a student.
Oh, you're a student.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
You're pretty old, aren't you?
Stay in your place!
No matter how many times you do it a day...
Thank you very much.
This person is...
Tanaka...
Bibari-san?
B-bikari-san?
Bikari-san.
Yes.
Recently, there are a lot of men who come to learn how to play the piano.
Yes.
Do you have any sense of it?
No, I don't.
Have you two done any practice before?
If you have any hobby you wanted to do when you were little, please tell us!
Ah... practice?
Practice.
I didn't do it.
However, I did karate!
Oh, really?
Well...
Even now, I'm confident about this.
What is it?
Go-kyu.
However, it was a very strict style...
Even in Go-kyu, it's just a normal karate style...
Nine steps or so.
Even with such graceful arms and beautiful fingers...
I don't like it.
Even if you try to touch my body, you can't touch me.
Hey, wait!
When a martial arts club is dodging...
When France is dodging...
It's too early for you to do that!
When you're dodging sideways...
Oh, you're right!
I'm Daniel-san.
What are you talking about?
You're right!
No, I was being careful earlier...
Really?
Earlier, you know, I came to Okinawa and my head was a bit blank, but now...
Now it's okay. I can't touch you anymore.
You're right!
When are you going to stop?
You don't have anything else to say, do you?
I used to do it, too.
I didn't say anything bad about you at all.
You didn't, did you?
What's so popular about you?
Saying bad things about you.
You know that kind of dance?
Something like this...
You can do it, right?
I can?!
Of course not!
That's ridiculous! I thought everyone could do it!
We were told to do it when we first came here.
Yeah.
Can everyone do that?
Well...
It's impossible for me to be like you, grandma.
That wrist company is amazing, isn't it?
It's as thick as a grandma's!
It's like, it's an amazing wrist, isn't it?!
They sure are popular, aren't they?
The big red ones.
Well, I watch you every week.
By the way, I'm working a part-time job right now.
Well, Hamachan and Macchan, did you have any part- time jobs when you were students?
If you did, please tell me what kind of part-time jobs you had!
When I was a student?
Well, this is...
We delivered newspapers together.
You delivered newspapers, didn't you?
This is...
We did.
Was it "Beef Beef Newspaper"?
No!
Why did you come all the way from Osaka?
Every day, every day...
It's not like that, but...
In the evening, right?
That's right.
We sold newspapers in the evening.
This is when I was in the third year of middle school.
You were working in the third year of middle school.
You're amazing, aren't you?
I did a lot of it!
Oh, really?
Look at what I came up with.
For now...
We delivered newspapers.
Then we went up.
And then...
Central Market.
And...
Newspaper delivery.
Then we went up.
Central Market.
It was a little different, but...
You're amazing!
Hello!
In the morning, you went to the market, right?
Yes.
You sold a lot of weird things.
That's right.
As usual...
As usual?
There are a lot of things you can't buy in Osaka.
That's right.
There was!
In Tokyo, there was a place you could buy a lot of things.
Was it the Okinawa area?
That's great!
That's good, isn't it?
Why did you say that?
Also...
The main store in Okinawa was doing well, wasn't it?
Yes, that's right.
We would like to make a request to our customers.
You should...
Hey!
Wake up in the morning and go to work.
You should wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hey!
Such an old lady like you waking up in the morning and going to work.
Up to the 21st of March, you should wake up in the morning and go to work.
Don't say it over and over again!
I didn't come from Amagasaki!
We were waiting for you at the poolside.
Waiting for me?
Please come to the poolside as soon as possible.
I see.
I went there for fun.
But I wasn't caught.
I wanted you to capture the scenery behind you.
I see.
If you were caught, you wouldn't know.
That's why you were looking for me desperately.
You found me, but you didn't tell me where you were.
That's why you were looking for me desperately.
I see. I'm here.
That's all for today.
I don't think we'll have any more endings like this.
Next week, we'll be back in Okinawa.
Please look forward to it.
As usual...
Oh, never mind.
I'll be looking for ahagaki tomorrow.
The destination is here.
Please look forward to it.
For now, we'll say goodbye in downtown's Gaki-no- Tsukai-Ara area.
Goodbye!
No, no, no, no, no.
It's hard, isn't it?
The fire is all out.
But you weren't feminine at all.
You're so manly.
Thank you very much.
I hope this program will continue forever.
I hope you'll have another birthday party like this next year.
There's no such thing!
Let's go!
No!