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"Kero's Day Special", Grandpa and Grandma and Kamen Riders!
Today, we have 7 or 6 guests.
First of all, our guest, Amigos-sensei!
How are you, Sensei?
If you hold it down any longer, your thumb will break.
It's fine.
It's flat.
It's soft.
I'm not saying anything weird.
And our next guest, Komori-no-Obachama!
Welcome, Obachama!
Obachama, thank you for coming today.
I'm going to hide from you, Obachama.
Please don't call me "Obachama" when you're hiding.
Oba, oba, oba!
How are you?
Are you still in love?
I'm in love with men in general now.
How about you, Namikoshi-san?
Namikoshi-sensei isn't like Obachama, either.
Obachama isn't like Obachama, either.
Let's get along!
This is the first time I've seen Namito-sensei's displeased face.
Today, we have four guests with us.
Who are they?
Umekichi.
In fact, we had Umekichi appear on this show before.
And we named him Umekichi on our own.
And Matsumoto-kun tied him up in a rope and took him home.
We took Umekichi to Osaka once...
That's not Umekichi, right?
We talked about it.
And now I'm here.
I came to this place and whistled and came back.
You're a woman.
- At incredible speed. - You're going to get in trouble!
Today, we have Seta, grandma, grandpa and two grandpas.
But, sensei, you've been hiding for a long time.
- That's right! - Right?
I remember when I was little.
- When you were little? - Again?
[Seta]
[Umekichi]
[Matsumoto-sensei]
I've set up everything for you.
First of all, you don't know this.
- Really? - This is...
- Stop it! - Even if you're a veteran detective with 50 years of experience...
you won't know this situation.
- Really? - Yes.
- But it took you some time to hide it. - It did.
- Because you're slow. - Because you're slow.
Because you're slow.
[Seta]
[Umekichi]
Now, let's go.
If you know, say you know.
Are you kidding me?
I don't think he's been found yet.
I just...
I thought you said, "Huh? That's weird. The light's strangely on."
No, I just...
Yeah.
I just...
Yeah.
I...
People like this sometimes show up at the station, you know?
Grandpa, watch out!
Okay!
And, you know...
Five people, right?
Yes.
There are five of you.
You know...
He doesn't want to do it.
This person.
Daddy's hiding, so I'm keeping my voice down.
Oh, I see! You can't even laugh.
What do you want me to do?
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to do it for you?
Well, you like it, so just leave it.
Are you done yet?
Well, you know...
I thought about it for a moment.
Well, if you gather seven grandpas and grandmas, one of their wishes will come true.
It's right there!
Huh?
Where?
It just passed me!
Where?
Grandma!
Now, let's take a look.
What are you doing?
Okay, then...
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Please come out.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Okay.
There are three more people?
Yes, there are.
It's a hill.
What?
It's a pass.
You're kidding.
It's a pass.
It's true.
It's a pass.
Hey, ma'am, are you going to war?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
What did you find?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
But you didn't stop me from going there.
This is so funny!
Today, I'm thinking of going there like this.
Hey, look in the on-air. It's noisy.
Because of the loud volume.
I can't hear myself because of the microphone.
One more person.
It's a pass, ma'am.
It's Kourin's pajamas.
Pajamas.
I wonder what she'll do when she wakes up in the morning.
Can I really drink this?
I can't really drink it!
Don't tell me it's a man's drink.
What are you doing?
You look like you're wearing a mask.
Grandma!
Who are you?
Oh, you stink!
Thank you for coming.
It was interesting that you could go to unexpected places.
I didn't know you were in the bathroom.
But it's the first time I've seen you hiding in a man's bathroom at the age of 81.
It was a little painful today.
I should have said, "more better."
What's that?
I hope you don't end up like me.
You'll be lucky.
Saito, commercial break!
Teacher, you suck!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Hey, Matsumoto!
Come on out!
I hope you've all read it.
Downtown is disbanding.
I hope you don't end up like me.
I know it's weird for me to say this at the beginning of the show...
but I don't think you'll get away with it.
Hey!
It was supposed to be just you and me for the rest of the year...
but Matsumoto and Hamada said they weren't on good terms...
and said they didn't want to end up like me...
so I thought I'd better not say it.
Hey!
Hey! I'm serious. I saw it in the news.
Hey!
Are you going to end it properly?
Are you crying or laughing?
You're annoying!
What is it?
It was broadcasted in Osaka and Tokyo.
I don't know what it is.
It's a double-sided reporter's information rebroadcast.
What do you mean double-sided reporter?
We were surprised.
We thought we'd end it if we confirmed it.
It's true that you two have a bad reputation.
I haven't told him yet, but I was really angry about it about six years ago and I still can't forget it.
What did I do?
I think it was when I was doing manzai...no, when I was leaving the dressing room.
You stepped on me, didn't you?
It hurt a lot.
Since then, I've been trying to quit little by little.
What are you saying?
The way you wrote it was so funny that we both laughed.
I can't laugh, really.
It says "I don't feel like laughing anymore."
Yeah, yeah.
Matsumoto wants to do something like a high school student or a producer.
That's what the TV host is saying.
For now, Hamada doesn't feel like doing any work at all.
He wrote it like this, but...
He wants to play.
Hamada... TV host, right?
Hamada wants to play, but there's nothing he can do about it.
It's impossible for him to study or practice gay culture.
He's happy to go to Tokyo, but there's nothing he can do about it.
If you go to Roppongi, you'll be made fun of.
He just wants to play.
Who the hell are you?!
Come out, Masked Reporter!
So I said I wanted to be a producer or something like that.
Hamada said he didn't want to do any work.
"I want to play," they said.
"You can't do that," some of the big companies said.
You guys need to be more serious about this.
They got mad at us.
When we got mad...
Then we said together...
We're selling.
All the entertainment news is a lie!
Would your wife do something like that?
Why didn't you say it?
It doesn't look like it, but what did you say?
But why? Why did you want to hide the happy thing that you had as a child?
No, I didn't hide it!
I was working anyway, so I didn't want to take a break.
You know what I mean, right? I just didn't care about it.
What?
I had to take a break from work anyway, so I took a break.
Your wife is full of energy!
She's doing it with a customer.
That's what it is.
So you should be careful, too.
Yesterday's sports news was like yesterday's.
Someone you're dating found out about it.
I don't know who it is.
If you say it, you'll cause trouble for them.
It's true.
But we have to be honest about it on this show.
That's right.
We're the only ones.
We've been dating for about a year now.
It's embarrassing for me to say it myself.
Um...
Our car broke down.
What?
Are you going out with me?!
Well, I write little things into big things.
That's right. So you're probably lying.
Because you know, when I was in high school...
I got a bad grade.
Yeah.
I got a bad grade.
I turned it around and let it go.
Are you stupid?
No. That's a different story.
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid, you bastard?!
You're lying!
At the time, I learned about the fear of sentences.
Yeah.
So, there were quiet kids in my class.
Yeah.
And, well...
They were all bad...
In a way, they were bad guys, but...
There were about five of them...
And they were like, "Hey, you!"
They did things like that.
You know, like...
Hey, you!
Or like...
Hey, you!
Come on, come on!
Stuff like that.
And one day, when I got home...
I thought, "Oh, I got bullied!"
And I wrote it down...
On a piece of paper.
Yeah.
Um...
First, Daredare-kun...
Pressed my face out...
And then Matsumoto-kun...
Kicked up my clothes a few times...
And I wrote it all down.
And I took it to the teacher...
And I became unconscientious.
Oh, I see.
What do you call this here?
This...
Like... "pashi"
"Dekopin"?
It's called "kompachi" in Osaka.
Yeah.
And even with this...
Like, "Hey!"
Pashi!
When I'm writing an article...
I don't use "dekopin"!
Pressing my face out...
What?
Pressing my face out...
What is that?
I'm getting mad!
If this comes up in an article...
Pressing my face out...
No, no, no!
Okay, let's move on.
Okay.
Hello!
Okay, let's introduce ourselves.
Yamao... Yamaoda. Yamaoda Reiko.
What do you like about him?
He's funny.
He's funny and cool.
Funny and cool?
Does that mean you don't care what we do?
You like him a lot, don't you?
So you want me to hold your father's hand?
Is that something you're okay with?
I don't want you to do that.
You don't like that?
You can't tell a man from a woman, can you?
If you had a favorite actress or singer, you'd want to do it, wouldn't you?
I would.
You like him, don't you?
Would you like to do it?
Why would you like to do it?!
That's weird.
You like him, don't you?
Then do it!
Hey!
Do it!
I won't do it!
I won't do it, but I'd like you to force yourself to do it.
I'd like you to force yourself to do it.
I'm sorry.
So, what did you decide?
It's hot in here.
It's really hot in here!
I can't stand it!
It's really hot in here!
The other day we were walking and it was really hot in here.
Wow, it's hot in here.
If you touch it...
It's already warm.
It's hot in here.
Wow, I can't stand it!
I can't stand it!
It's really hot in here!
I know what you're going to say!
The other day we were walking and it was really cold in here!
If you touch it...
It's hot in here!
Okay, break time is over!
Okay, let me introduce you.
This is a very famous person.
The other day I went to Alta to meet my favorite Matsumoto-san.
After waiting for about thirty minutes, Matsumoto- san came and I went to see Matsumoto-san, but Matsumoto-san was in a very bad mood, so I was a little scared. Is it always like that? Please tell me!
Please cherish your fans more!
I don't think you're going to hug me.
- Usually? - Yeah.
You're walking like you're annoyed.
But you don't usually walk like that, do you?
What?
You don't walk like you're smiling, do you?
I'm not saying you should smile. I'm just saying you should say "thank you" if I say "thank you".
What if I say "take this" and you say "thank you"?
Thank you.
That's all you say, right?
Yeah, I say "thank you" too.
You say it.
No, that's...
What does "thank you" mean?
Okay, let's think about it, everyone.
"Thank you"!
Let's think about what "thank you" means.
Thank you?
No, no.
"Thank you" is a word that comes out when you do something unexpected,
when you receive a favor that you didn't expect.
That's "thank you".
That's not true!
Even if you don't do anything unexpected, if you do something for yourself, it's "thank you", right?
There are kids who bring cigarettes, right?
Yeah.
What do you say to that?
No, I say it all at once!
"Thank you"!
What's with you? Cigarettes...
Don't you have a can of cigarettes with you?
You smoke, don't you?!
No, no, I mean...
You smoke this and you say "thank you"...
No, I don't say "thank you"!
You're trying to kill me, aren't you?!
Are you going to hit me?!
I said "thank you", didn't I?!
You didn't say it!
When I was doing a radio show in Osaka, people came up to me and said,
"Downtown-san", "Nainai-san", "Good evening", and so on.
Everyone said "good evening", and I said "thank you".
I don't say "good evening" anymore!
You don't say it?
Why?!
Have you thought about what "greeting" means?
"Greeting"!
"Thank you" doesn't solve anything!
If you say this, "thank you" will solve everything!
"Greeting"!
You say "greeting" while looking into someone's eyes!
But you said "greeting" while looking into someone's eyes when you were at work!
That's not fair!
I say it when I say it! Properly!
You're lying!
Thank you!
Tonight, this is what my parents beat me up for.
That's right!
I don't know where to say "tonight" to such a low- class tongue-twister!
That's not it! That's for this girl!
Thank you for bringing it up!
What?!
Not "thank you for bringing it up" but "is the radio working?"
You know, this is where we get serious.
You get cigarettes and stuff, right?
There are times when I don't say "thank you" to you.
But you know, there's one thing you shouldn't think about.
What did she want me to do?
What are you saying?!
You just did it!
I'm serious.
You did it!
No, wait, wait.
No, wait, wait!
So, what did she want me to do?
Don't cry!
Why are you crying?!
- Do you want me to read it? - Yeah, go ahead.
- Um... Yuki-chan! - Yeah?
The other day you did a commercial for Alta, didn't you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right?
- Yeah. - You got married and...
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And when you broadcasted it, you said, "If this many people are going to come, let's do something." - Yeah.
- So I thought we could all come up with a sentence or two.
- I think it'd be good since you were recruiting on the daily TV. - What do you think?
No, but if it's possible, it'd be interesting if we could do it next season.
- Anyway, it didn't have anything to do with that. It was a kid's opening. - Oh, on this show?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I don't know about Alta. - Yeah.
- I was doing it near a store. - You were doing it?
You have to take it from above in a helicopter, right?
You have to take it from above in a helicopter or something, right?
- At that time I went skydiving. - Oh, really?!
- Did you get the hang of it?
- No, I didn't. - Let's think of a sentence or two for the opening.
- Yeah. - Okay?
- Yeah. - Then let's leave it at that for today. - Yeah.
I can't do it with you anymore.
Partner!
I can't do it with you anymore.
- It's hot. - Oh, it's already 8 o'clock!
- I can't do it anymore. - It's already 8 o'clock!
If it was 8 o'clock, all of the cars I drove would have turned into pumpkins.
Yes, yes.
What should we do? We were talking about it earlier.
Yes, around November.
So when that time comes, we can talk about it again?
Yes, yes. We can talk about it.
People who say "can we do it in one word?" will gather in front of Alta.
No, no! You'll get scolded again!
You'll get scolded again! You'll be taken away again!
We'll dress up like cats and say "is that enough?"
Next week, we'll dress up like this.
We'll dress up like this.
We'll dress up like this and send you off.
Until next week's "Useless Kids"
Goodbye!
Koden, you'll get scolded again if you don't laugh while you blow.
Keep it to yourself.