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Good evening, everyone. I'm your host, Hamada Masato Ishii.
Tonight, we're having a fortune-telling quiz show.
We've invited three of our panelists.
And we're going to ask them to tell us their fortunes.
Let me introduce you.
First of all, to my left and next to me...
The dancing fortune-teller is Mayuzumi Asumi- sensei!
The plate fortune-teller is Nagisa Hoshi-sensei!
And last but not least...
Good evening, I'm Matsumoto of fortune-telling.
Ah, in your case, how would you like your fortune- telling to go?
Um... when I take it off...
Yeah, to see if it has a body or not.
It has a body...
Fortune-telling Quiz
First question! Here we go!
Now for the question...
Where in the world am I?
Now, look at this screen.
There are a lot of people here.
I'm in this screen.
Now, first of all...
Mayuzumi Asumi-sensei will tell us her fortune.
Here we go!
Where are you going?
I'm going to roll up my sleeves.
Here we go!
It's very energetic.
My heart moved when I sat down and shook.
It's okay, it's okay.
Is it okay?
I'm just doing it randomly.
Well...
It's mostly above that picture on the panel, right?
Above the left.
Around here?
On the left...
This is the center.
Oh, this is the center?
Yes, it's around here.
Here, here, here...
It's around here.
So it's around here?
That's right.
Okay, I got it.
Now, Ms. Nagisa, please.
Wow, this is amazing.
Wow, I did it!
It's very...
I can feel the power in this area.
I see, in this part of the panel.
Yes.
Judging from that...
Is it on the right side?
I can feel it on the right side.
So it's around here, right?
Yes, it's in this corner.
This corner?
Yes.
It's not me, but it's this corner, right?
Yes.
I got it.
It's around here, right?
Yes.
Okay, now, Mr. Hamazawa.
This is...
I think...
Yes.
Um...
Rather than fortune-telling...
Yes.
My comedian soul is making noise.
Really?
Rather than fortune-telling?
Yes.
I'm sure...
That flower...
Yes.
That's you, right?
Flower?!
That's something you can wear.
Which one?
That flower.
The one in front of you.
This one?!
Yes, yes, yes. That's something you can wear.
Something you can wear?
This is different from a flower.
What's that?
That's someone's shirt, isn't it?!
haha
No, it's not "haha"!
It's not "haha"!
I thought it was "haha"!
This is the pattern of the shirt, isn't it?!
Oh, you're right!
I see!
That's it!
Which one is it? Which one is it?
That's it!
This one?!
That's what you're wearing.
The answer is...
this one!
That's right!
I'm here!
haha
Please mock these fathers.
haha
I'm here!
And with that, the correct answer is...
Mr. Maezumi!
Now, it's finally time for the last question.
Are you ready?!
Yes.
The last question, VTR.
Go ahead!
Here...
There's a picture on top of the darts, isn't there?!
Please take a good look!
Ucchannan-chan!
Paddeiji-san!
Tamori-san!
Matsumoto Hitoshi-san!
And Kato Gariutaro-san!
Yokoyama Yasushi-san!
Katsura Sanni-san!
And...
my... Suga, sorry about that!
Now, out of these one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
eight pictures, which one will I...
which one will I...
which one will I aim for?!
This is the last question!
Now, think about it!
Which picture will I aim for?!
This is the last question!
Understood.
Understood?
Yes.
Teacher, who...
Yes, well...
Katsura-sensei.
Yes.
Understood.
Naizumi-sensei and Katsura-sensei.
Well then, Nagisa-sensei, please.
Yes.
Very...
Yes.
Uh...
Very kind-hearted...
His eyes are kind, but...
He is very...
strong...
Is that so?
I feel his power.
Based on that...
Yes!
Um...
Kamioka Ryutaro-san.
Yes! Understood.
The last one.
Masuo-sensei.
This is...
Yasu-san, right?
Ah, Yasu-san next to me.
Yes.
Is that so?
Yasu-san's...
Around his glasses frame...
There was a scratch...
That...
In the old...
TV drama...
He was hit by a wall...
I have a grudge against that.
That's enough!
That's enough of that!
Thinking about it...
Yes.
I haven't forgotten it yet.
Teachers...
All of you have answered correctly!
Here it is!
The correct answer is...
Sanshi-shou.
As expected, right?
As expected!
This atmosphere...
Why did you guys come?
If you guys didn't come, we wouldn't be in this situation.
But the staff said that we can't do this anymore.
It's disgusting.
Even if you say that, we can't do it.
You guys came...
Are you feeling better?
Yes, I feel better.
There's no one who says "hama-chan"!
There is!
If we all say "hama-chan"...
I don't feel good anymore!
Let's say it one more time.
One, two...
Hama-chan!
Let's say "matchan" too.
Let's say it together.
Matsun!
Let's say "matchan".
One, two...
Matchan!
I can't take it anymore!
It's disgusting.
But you guys are fine.
That's true.
Men...
To tell you the truth...
We can't laugh like this unless we're supported by men.
That's true.
Women are...
But if it's the next day, you'll like a totally different guy.
That's right.
That's true.
Men like you once in a while.
It's pretty long.
It's fine.
But men... men's fans...
They're weird, aren't they?
For example, what kind of men are weird?
When I'm walking down the street, men's fans...
They're like...
Give me a hand!
It's fine for cars...
But it's weird for people who kiss you.
The ones that hurt you?
For example, yesterday or the day before...
I was at the disco...
I was about to go to the bathroom...
But someone kicked me in the back!
That's...
That's not a insult...
It's just that I hate you!
I was so mad...
I looked back...
I looked behind me...
But you all looked like you didn't know what was going on...
I don't get it!
Who...
Who says you're ugly at the disco?
I really don't get it!
I was so mad...
Stop kicking me in the back!
It's not like you were waiting for someone!
No, no...
It's not like that...
It's like...
You hate me, right?
I know what you mean!
When we went to Kyoto's disco...
That was the scariest thing!
That, right...
Matchan!
Let's go!
What?!
To the disco?!
Let's go!
Take me to the bathroom!
Let's do it!
What are you doing?!
There was one like that!
This is...
It looked like that, didn't it?
Like this?
Yeah...
I was like, "Let's do it!" and I almost took my pants off...
But there are people like that, right?
There are girls who like you, but...
There are girls who say, "I can't go with you, either..."
There are girls like that...
There's no way I'd raise my hand!
But...
There are more than 100 girls, right?
There are about 100 girls, right?
Yeah...
But there are two stories, right?
There are, but...
There are more than that, right?
Is that so?
I'm sure there are...
But what makes you feel good about it?
So...
It's probably nothing but closure, right?
No, I don't think so, but...
You know...
Like...
It's the butt, right?
Yeah...
Right?
Well...
The one with the butt is weak...
The one with the butt that's crazy...
Feels good...
What about this one?
It feels good...
Why am I here...
With a guy like this?
So...
The one with the crazy butt...
Can have another crazy butt, right?
He can!
He's saying it while he's crazy!
Then it becomes a circle, right?
What?!
That's not true, but...
It's amazing, right?
Right, I wonder if it's possible...
It's a scary world... I don't know, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Men are all mean, men of the world.
Anyone must have gone running for konjac in junior high school, you know?
No, only special students...
I went!
I said only special students!
That's why you only do special things.
No, I don't forget when I was in middle school. No, it was in my first year of middle school.
One year, I went to buy school uniform for middle school.
I went and I was really interested in konjac at the time.
I was really interested in konjac.
I went to school uniform shop and everyone said, "Mom, we're going shopping again."
"I'm going home first." "I'm going home first. I have an appointment."
"Mom, I want konjac." "You want me to make you konjac?"
I stood up and said, "Mom..." "Just put it in."
I ran and said, "Mom, I want tofu." "Dad, give me konjac."
And my dad said, "That's funny." "That's funny."
My dad said, "Yes, yes, yes."
It's funny, isn't it?
Why did you come like this?
According to the manual...
I didn't do anything!
Where did you go?
But you did it with a knife.
I didn't do it!
You cut it in the middle and...
I knew how to do it, but...
You know, you made one mistake.
Even konjac...
The small, red...
The one with shichimi...
I know, I know.
It made me sick.
But it made you happy.
It made me happy.
Did it hurt?
Yes, it did.
But I couldn't do it anymore.
I couldn't use it anymore.
That's scary.
I thought I was done with it.
What are you talking about?
I completely forgot about it.
That konjac...
You used it.
I completely forgot about it.
I put it somewhere...
And I went to play.
And...
That's terrible.
I didn't make it up or anything.
And when I played with my friends...
Huh?
You didn't eat the konjac!
But...
Is it bad?
It's bad!
That's weird!
But...
Why is it bad if you put konjac in it?
When everyone came back from shopping...
And I opened the door...
There was konjac!
What is this?
I know what you're talking about...
But I don't think it's bad!
You don't think it's bad?
I was tired of playing...
And I came home in the evening...
And I went to where I put the konjac...
But there wasn't any konjac.
Huh?
Where is it?
Oh!
I know where it is!
I knew it, but I didn't know if I had thrown it away.
Yes, you forgot about it.
I forgot about it. I wanted to clean it up.
I opened the fridge and it was in there.
You put bread in it.
Konnyaku in the middle.
It was in the fridge and I didn't care about it.
You didn't care about it.
I didn't care about it.
It's strange that you didn't care about it.
You knew about it.
I knew about it.
I didn't care about it.
I didn't know if I could do it.
You wouldn't cool it down if you knew about it.
You would heat it up if you knew about it.
I don't know about it.
You look like a woman.
I don't know about it.
You pretended not to know about it.
It's hard for men.
But it's hard for women.
What do you mean?
If a woman thinks about it...
It happens.
If she walks down the street...
She will call you.
If it happens, it happens.
It happens when men can't stand it.
It's scary!
But it can't be helped.
Even if it happens...
It makes me want to put up with it.
You can't say you don't want to do it.
It's up to people.
You can say you don't want it.
But you still say you don't want it.
You're saying it straight.
You say you don't want it.
What you don't like and what I want to do are two different things.
What? Is that a reason?
Of course, I don't like it more than you like it.
That's not true. I don't like what they don't like.
I just step on their ass and say I don't like it.
Thank you very much.
I didn't know about this.
You're dirty.
This is where girls get mad.
You're dirty.
This is...
You have long hair.
Great.
You took it out for me.
You're great.
This...
You have an assistant.
Fatigue.
I want to see you.
Hey!
Why are you doing this?
There are only men.
I want to attract them.
You're stupid.
Thank you very much.
I'm a college student in my 21st year.
Every week, I try to draw it.
I'm so moved that I can't see the screen because of my tears.
You're a liar!
Please continue to work hard with your little finger.
This time, it's a penalty game.
Oh, yes.
You said you'd put your little finger in it.
I said I'd put my little finger in it.
Why did you work hard with your little finger?
Oh, I see.
As I was putting my little finger in it, I remembered that my father had put his little finger in it once.
- So you put it on a door or something? - Yes, yes.
- You know, when you go to the bathroom and it slips... - Because it slips, right?
- And you open it and close it, and it snaps in place and you're in the bathroom and you hear an echo.
- Wow!
- Did you say something like that in a foreign cartoon or something?
- No, it was fine. For about half a year, it was purple.
- And you used it? - Everyone was laughing at me.
- Pen name... Hama-chan, let me do it. - Sure.
- Are you a man? - No, I'm a girl, a 17-year-old girl.
- Recently, I've heard my parents having sex. - I want to sleep too.
- Well, this is a private story from a viewer, so it can't be helped. - Well, yes.
- It's just a loud voice. It's not that big of a deal, but...
- There's an H-bone or an H-video that you think your dad is using in his closet...
- Or a H-bone that your older brother is using...
- They all have family weaknesses. I wanted to tell someone about this, so I asked Hama-chan and Hama-chan.
- Don't bring it up!
- When I was little, I would sleep next to my parents and watch and listen to everything they said from the beginning.
- Well, Hama-chan, have you ever seen or heard your parents having sex?
- No, I haven't.
- Well, well, next time you have kids, make sure you don't have sex in front of them.
- No, I haven't. - No, I haven't. - Yes, I have. - No, I really haven't.
- Really? - Yes, I really haven't. - I have.
- That's a big lie!
- Actually, I haven't.
- What do you mean you haven't?!
- The truth is... - But which one is it?!
- The truth is...
- That's why I haven't been docking! - Oh, you mean before docking...
- That's why, when I was in elementary school, when I was in 4th or 5th grade...
- At school, there was a flute test today and I was in such a hurry...
- And when I got home, I thought, "Oh, I have a flute test today..." - You forgot the flute!
- I forgot the flute and I thought, "Oh yeah, I have to take the flute home."
- "Then I have to go back and get it."
- It started at 1 o'clock and I had a little time, so I thought I'd make it if I ran.
- I ran and ran and ran, and I opened the door and...
- My dad was running in with his boots and...
- My mom was like this...
- That's a reality show! - It's a reality show.
- Mom's face is down. - Mom's face is down...
- Dad's face is...
- It's a bit of a half-joke, right?
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- Damn it. I didn't say anything and went home. - Yes, yes.
- So... - That day's flute test was a failure.
- How was it? All men around you? - Well...
- It was strange, wasn't it? - Yes.
- Well, it's no use talking about it like that. - It's no use.
- Because it's all men. - I was just talking and I thought...
If it's a war now, Japan will lose.
- I didn't think it was that deep. - Eh?
- What's that? - I don't know why I feel like that.
- Do you still want to do something? - Yes.
- But, after all, there are a lot of men. - Of course, there are a lot of them.
- There are a lot of nurses and nurses. - It's good to have a lot of nurses, but...
- Right? - Yeah.
- I don't know about that. - If only we could do it.
- We'll do it if we say we'll do it. - That's what you say, but...
- If you gather more than 100 nurses... - Everyone was grinning now.
- Everyone was grinning. - Well, but you know...
- It's good to have a limited number of nurses. - Yeah.
- Once in a while. - Yeah.
- It happens every time. - You're a typical school teacher.
- Mr. Hobo. - You're going in the wrong direction.
- Why is Mr. Hobo wrong? - Eh?
- Why is Mr. Hobo wrong? - Mr. Hobo is not wrong.
- You're looking at Mr. Hobo and you're wrong. - What is that?
- Mr. Hobo is not wrong. - What is that?
- But there are people who have different jobs. - That's right.
- That's right.