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- Huh? - Huh?
- Wow! - Congratulations!
- This is from the staff, from the bottom of our hearts. - From the bottom of our hearts.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Ah! Stop it!
- Don't jump on me again.
- In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai wa Arahen", Chikichiki's new gymnast, Hiroko-chan, will dance!
- Now, I'll show you how it's done! - Stop it!
- I know nothing about it!
- For today's opening, we'll do some new exercises.
- Are you okay? - I don't use my body that much for opening exercises.
- Today, we have someone with us, so let's introduce her!
- Hiroko Yamazaki-san, welcome!
- Hello. - Hello.
- You look kind of light.
- What do you mean? - I mean you look like you could eat anything.
- You look like you could eat anything! - You're the only one who thinks like that!
- You don't have much weight, do you? - Yes, I do have a lot of weight.
- You're crazy!
- This is a war of words!
- You've been teaching people for the first time, haven't you?
- Oh, I taught Ucchan-nanchan's "shalala" the other day, too.
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
- You were really good! - I'm really good!
- You know, comedians are pretty good, aren't they? - Really?
- And they're smart, too. - Like this...
- Really, really!
- You're not funny at all!
- Okay, I'll teach you. - Okay.
- First of all, I'll teach you only the points. - Okay, I'll do a mock performance.
The theme song of Moretsu Atarou is playing now.
Cheer!
Hold me!
It looks cheap.
Did you go to the Olympics?
It hurts! It hurts!
What is the point of the ball now?
The point is...
There are two difficult parts.
The first part is...
Big jump!
Step with your left foot...
Raise your right foot forward...
and leave your left foot behind.
Pon!
Yes!
It's a savings!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Right balance!
More! More!
Bing!
Yes!
Big jump!
Yes! Yes!
Full stop!
Catch it!
Catch it! Yes!
Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! Rolling!
What is the point of the ball now?
The ball is difficult!
This is...
very difficult!
What is the point of the ball now if you go to the Olympics?
What is the point of the ball now?
What? I can't go!
What is the point of the ball now if you go to the Olympics?
What? I can't go!
Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! Rolling!
It's like a swan floating in water.
Yes, yes, yes.
Swan?
Um, Yoko.
Yes?
Can you show me how you dig and throw it?
This?
Yes.
This is impossible!
It's a little difficult.
Is it?
For amateurs...
Are you kidding me?
I mean, it's not high, is it?
There's something like this, but you throw it over there.
You can't see it.
Oh, great! It's coming back!
Oh, this! Oh, great!
Wow!
Do it! Do it!
You're a woman!
Can you throw it over there?
Yes!
Wow!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Right?
Yes!
Do it properly in real life!
Wait, wait, wait.
It's going to sink.
It's sinking!
It's messed up!
I don't have time to change it.
Do your best! Do your best!
Yes! More, more, more!
More?
Yes, yes, yes! Good job, good job, good job!
What are you doing?
It's difficult, isn't it?
How was it, Ucchan and Nanchan, compared to me?
Well, after all, not only physical exercise, but also practice is first.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll give you this.
Yes.
Let's have a competition next time!
With physical exercise!
I'll judge you!
That's a good idea!
Listen to me, Mote. I'm practicing at home.
If you don't like it, get mad!
I've been doing a lot of research lately.
What is it?
You'll touch a newbie, won't you?
You'll really touch a newbie, won't you?
It's not about feelings or anything like that.
It's meaningless, right?
It's meaningless to touch a newbie.
Even when you're talking about a newbie...
You're touching a newbie. You have to touch a newbie.
I see.
I've been doing a lot of research on cognitive overload.
Would you like to hear my research presentation?
Why is there so much cognitive overload in the world?
It's a mass of cognitive overload.
Especially for women.
How so?
If you think about it.
Why?
If you're walking at night like this...
There are women walking like this in front of you.
It's not like there's anything going on...
But there are women who are in a hurry.
There's a sense of urgency.
If you step on a corner and run like...
That's cognitive overload, right?
But there are women who are actually doing it.
For me, I don't feel anything at all...
But if I run away, I'll be angry.
It's not like you should run away...
If you do that, you'll lose your nerves.
Sometimes I wonder if men will get angry and do it.
If you do it like that...
There are definitely women who will do it like that.
Even this summer...
520,000 people.
Why?
520,000 people?
What is that?
I don't want to touch it.
That's cognitive overload.
Even animals have a lot of cognitive overload.
When I was in middle school, I was delivering newspapers.
When I was about to put the newspaper in the newspaper box, I heard "foo! foo! foo!"
Cognitive overload.
You don't do anything!
foo! foo! foo!
You don't do anything!
That's cognitive overload.
What is cognitive overload?
Pigeons!
foo! foo! foo!
You don't eat.
That's not true.
You don't eat.
That's not true.
That's cognitive overload.
Pigeons also have cognitive overload.
When I was driving, I was about to hit a pigeon.
A pigeon came out of nowhere.
I hit the cube brake and the pigeon...
This hand is cognitive overload.
My car can't stop because of your hand.
Cats are also cognitive overload.
puri! puri! puri!
saa! saa! saa!
They hide their poop.
No one sees it.
Cats like cleanliness.
Why do you hide it?
No one sees your poop.
You think you can steal it?
There is no such thing as cognitive overload in this world.
There are people who run around like "ta! ta! ta!"
You don't dare to run as much as you think you can.
What are you talking about?
If you say that, you can't do anything!
Everyone thinks it's funny.
What's wrong with you?
You are also cognitive overload.
Where is it?
Everyone is cognitive overload.
It's just sitting there!
There is no such thing as cognitive overload in this world.
Why does this guy with this voice have cognitive overload?
This guy?
Yes.
Cognitive overload.
Why is it?
What?
Why is it?
What is it?
Why is it?
This is cognitive overload!
I said, why is it?
You said it, but you didn't think about it!
I didn't think about it!
Why is it?
Tell me!
Why is it?
What?
What do you want me to say?
Why is it?
That letter of yours...
I don't know anymore!
I said, why is it?
I can't see it as much as you are trying to point it out.
I can see it!
I can see it in front of me!
Your voice is also cognitive overload.
Why is it?
Your head doesn't look like it.
It doesn't look like it, so I'm wearing it!
Mr. Camera, why is it cognitive overload?
No, it's not cognitive overload.
Why is it?
What?
No "what" is needed!
Just say it!
What is it?
No, I said, what is it?
Just say it!
Why is it?
The more you think about it, the more it looks like a polo shirt.
It doesn't matter!
What is it?
Everyone says that!
Everyone does!
This is Tokyo Ramen.
It's good.
I don't know why.
I've been doing that kind of research.
That's not research!
You're just making things up!
That's not making things up.
That's not making things up at all.
Why not?
What?
Why would you say that?
That's why girls are all like that.
They all have their own...
Even if you wear satin or something, you're still a girl.
You're a pretty good girl, but...
Do you want me?
There are girls like that!
It's not satin!
I want you!
I want you, but don't say it like that!
I'm not saying it!
I'm not saying anything!
Stop it!
There are girls like that.
Do you want me?
It's true that there are girls like that who think it's comfortable.
But girls in the theater...
In the theater, if a woman opens her legs like this...
And if she says, "Mom, can I put on my pants?"
And if you say "huh?!"
You're a filthy woman!
When you open your legs once, you think the woman will open them again!
I don't know why, but I sometimes eat like this while looking in the mirror.
What is this? It's dirty.
No, I mean, look at me.
I'm poor, aren't I?
No, you're not.
If you don't take care of yourself, I'll watch you.
My eyes don't blink.
Even if you're watching me, there are only a few of you.
I can't watch you all.
I'm not just watching you.
You think I'm a skier or a lover, don't you?
No, I don't.
Because if you're in a car with a woman...
Get in.
If you're with a woman and a man...
No, I'm done.
I'm done.
Will you come to my room?
Please say "yes"
Did you have that kind of room?
Surely you did have it.
I'm sure you did.
Tell me.
I do have it.
Do you? Again?
I'll tell you again.
You did have it once.
What are you talking about? I'm drunk.
Of course I know you are human.
If you take one more step, you will...
You always say that.
You always say that to me.
What can you do?
You are a liar.
You don't ask me if I'm drunk or not.
I don't care about that.
That's your problem.
You always say "gacha" and close the door.
I don't do that, but I do it.
I'm home.
Where did you hide me?
I won't show you.
You look like this today.
Hello.
Let me introduce you.
You are dirty.
Did you see me?
When you said "ha!" you looked like a capsule.
I always say "tannyo".
When you said "ha!" you looked like "ka!".
I didn't look like a capsule.
You looked like a capsule or a wheat.
My insides are white.
Are you OK?
You go first.
She is 20 years old.
She has read books.
She has read "Eiken Sankyu" and "Tekondo Gokyu".
Are you kidding me?
Did you refuse high-leg dance?
Did you say you don't like high-leg dance?
Is there something wrong with you?
There is a golden ring around your neck.
Thank you. There is a cool movie.
You are stupid! There is no cool movie!
There is no cool movie.
Do you have a cool movie? Do you want it?
It doesn't matter whether I want it or not.
You are getting on my nerves.
I am not!
I am really sorry for a little girl like you.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
I heard you published a photo book. What is it like? Excuse me, but how much did it sell?
My friend Kao is looking for it in a bookstore, but it doesn't seem to be there.
I heard it wasn't in any country or bookstore.
I don't think you can get it now, so please tell her to give up.
I saw it in Osaka the other day.
Yeah, in Osaka, it's pretty popular.
I heard it's pretty popular.
Yeah, it's pretty popular in Osaka.
It's still there.
How many copies did it sell?
Come on.
Sit down.
I think it sold pretty well.
I can't say for myself.
Look, it was in the middle of the page, but you two look a little like each other.
It was kind of like "zenra".
It felt good.
Even though it was a joke.
Really.
It was pretty good.
It was kind of funny.
It was funny.
Let me tell you this. I'm Minako-chan, 18 years old, from Saitama prefecture of "Tokumei Kibou".
Hello. It's about time for "Stair Talk". Have you two ever experienced anything scary? If you have, please tell me.
By the way, the other day, I saw a scary thing like a ghost cat with a half-left eye and a half- right eye. I chased it and saw it running away crying.
See, it's running away. It's scary.
No, it's not that scary.
Not at all?
No, no.
Not at all?
Well, it's just a sad song.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've never seen it either, but sometimes you feel like it's there, right?
You know, like when you hear a noise in a room.
When you hear a noise?
Why does it make that noise?
It's like a rap phenomenon or something like that.
It's evidence of it.
"Pachit" or "mishit" or something like that.
No, no, it's not like that.
Yes, it is, but...
Why is it so important?
It's not like that, but sometimes you hear a "pishit" sound in your pants.
Those pants are old.
No, no, it's not like that.
Sometimes you hear a "pishit" on the floor.
I wouldn't say it's a rap phenomenon.
Why is it like that when you hear a noise?
When there's nothing in the middle of the night and you hear a "pishit" sound.
That's a rap phenomenon?
Yes.
What does it mean?
It comes out of nowhere and you can't see it.
A ghost?
Yes.
I can see it.
Yes, yes, yes.
People who can see it can see it.
It comes out and "pishit".
Why is it like that?
It's a rap, isn't it?
Don't ask me that!
I knew it!
It's a rap!
Why do you look at me like that?
What are you saying?
It's strange, isn't it? Sometimes you're not there when I'm singing. Do you know that?
Then why are you scared of me? You feel good, don't you?
Do you know that you're there?
But I'm afraid you'll say "I found out" or something like that.
"Oh, you're there." "Do you know that?"
You're afraid of me, aren't you?
For example, if I die. If I die, you'll say "Oh, you're there." Are you afraid of me?
You're afraid of me, aren't you? In a different way. You don't know what you'll do.
No, I'm not.
Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid of me if I get stuck?
If I get stuck and fall asleep on the table. If I fall asleep and fall asleep on the wall or something.
Are you afraid of me?
But you're the only one who can't see me. The others can't see me.
And I'm always there in the daytime, too.
When I die, you'll come out.
The others can't see me. You're the only one who can't see me.
And I'm always there in the daytime, too.
You can see me, can't you?
Yes, yes. But every time I say something, I don't say anything.
But you can't see me.
I can't say anything until I die.
I'm always there in the daytime.
- That's amazing. - Hey!
- Today's opening was with Shintaiso. - Yes, it was.
- It was difficult. - Yes, it was.
- He showed me that he was better than Ucchannanjan. - Yes.
- I'm glad. - His health is getting better and better. - Yes.
- His parents gave him such a good health. - Yes.
- He can play with his friends. - Yes, he can play with his friends.
- How is your relationship with Ucchannanjan? - Yes, yes.
- Shintaiso. - He is busy with my schedule.
- I'm busy with his schedule. - He is busy with my schedule.
- I'm busy with his schedule. - I see.
- He is busy. - Is he busier than me? - Yes.
- I can't say much about him. - He is very busy.
- I can't say much about him. - Yes, he is busy.
- I hope we can play together next week. - Yes.
- Next week. - Yes.
- Next week, we will play a song which only men can play. - Yes.
- We will play this song. - Yes.
All customers are men.
I don't know what will happen.
Please look forward to it.
And send me more costumes.
Thank you.
You know, you don't have to be so particular about two people.
You can do it together.
Two people mainly and something else.
There is no way.
There is a limit to what you can do together.
There are various ideas.
Yes.
There is also know-how and fascism.
They are all the same.
All customers are men.
Please look forward to it.
And send me more costumes.
Thank you.
You know, you don't have to be so particular about two people.
You know, you don't know what will happen.
You don't know what will happen.