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Ladies and gentlemen...
How long are you going to do this?!
Well, after this...
Today...
In a way, we can say it's a special, right?
Is that so?
Yes, today we won't say anything useless.
Why?
I think you all know, but...
We did our best, and the results of All-Stars came out!
Serig, Parig, come closer!
Yes!
I'm Serig, you're Parig!
Yes!
Serig lost badly!
Yes, yes, yes...
As expected!
As expected, right?
Yes!
Well...
If you lose?!
If you lose, we'll do skydiving!
We said that, but...
We already did it!
What?!
We did it!
Including all of it...
Yes!
We want you to see it today.
It's amazing!
It's amazing...
The audience who came today are already...
They're already lucky!
The monitor...
Yes?
Can you see it?
Um...
Did you all watch All-Stars?
Yes!
Until the end?
Yes!
What? What?
Did you watch All-Stars?
Did you watch it?
It's the first time I've ever seen him do something like that!
Let's watch it.
For now, everyone...
We'll do it in front of you.
Yes!
Go ahead!
It's hot!
It's night, so it's dark, right?
What?!
Ah, it came out!
Let's go to the cameraman.
Is it okay for me to hold your hand like this?
I want you to fly.
Don't stop!
I won't let you do this to me!
I'm begging you!
Hurry up and go home!
I'll beat you up.
How many rounds will you aim for?
I can't do it.
What?!
Last night you said you were tired.
I'm not tired.
Do you have anything to say to your children?
Even if you don't have a son...
Please raise him well.
At first, from the airplane,
flying out, and then opening the parachute,
you will reach a free-falling free fall.
The speed is about 200 km/h or 250 km/h,
and in about 40 seconds...
Are you going to follow me for 40 seconds?
No, I'm not.
Why do you do such a thing?
Please let me go.
It's raining now.
Here in Kaoman.
It's raining over there.
Where is it? Where is it?
Close this door.
Air-raid shelter.
And on top of that, I'm not a turtle, but I'm doing this.
First episode of "The Kid's Useful Side".
How is it?
What?
How is it?
Of course it's not.
And I have a small gift for you.
This is for you, Hamada-kun.
This is for you, Tenori-buncho.
You can use it as a support for your feelings.
Get out of my way!
I have to take this with me like this!
This Tenori-buncho is the worst Tenori-buncho in Japan.
I don't want it.
This is for you, Tenori-buncho.
I used to accept Tenori-buncho, but now I don't.
I don't want it anymore.
Do you want me to say "ready, set, go"?
Here.
This is for you, Kizuna.
It's like you're walking in a waterway.
Help me!
That's it for the first half of the story.
I see...
You know, I rode with Setsuna, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
And you know, that alone was pretty scary, right?
Yes!
I mean, of course it's scary to jump off, but...
I also experienced about four-fifths of your fear.
No, I didn't!
That's an overstatement, but I was about one-tenth scared, you know?
What are you talking about?!
It's scary, you know?
And you know, it was Setsuna riding with nine people.
So I asked her to ride with me for now, and I did.
And you know, I was just floating up here, right?
When I counted my head, I was riding with ten people!
I was like, "What?!"
And you know, everyone was carrying parachutes, so it was heavy.
That's why it was scary, you know?
Yeah...
I thought it was pretty high up, but it was still about a thousand meters.
Yeah, but about a thousand meters was the scariest.
If you went higher than that, you wouldn't know what was going on.
You wouldn't know what was going on, you know?
Yeah...
It was...
It was amazing, you know?
I was so moved.
I don't even know if I should throw up today.
It's about a thousand meters up...
Um...
Can you go up to four thousand?
I can go up to four thousand!
It's still one-fourth of my fear!
It's the worst!
It's really, really scary!
You know...
If...
Amada says he's going to quit...
I won't stop him!
I'll tell him to stop!
I don't need to fly!
If this is a joke...
Well, let's put it on!
It's cold and scary, and I can't move.
It's okay.
What's wrong with you?
It's about time.
(Cheering)
I'm about to cry.
I can't stand it. I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
I can't stand it. I'm about to cry.
I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
I can't stand it.
This music!
I'm sorry, I don't know it.
I had time at that time, so I didn't know it.
It wasn't like that here.
I'm getting off, I'm getting off!
Yes, slowly.
Mr. Hamada!
Do you understand me? I'm waving my hand!
Mr. Hamada!
I'm getting off...
Ah! I can hear his voice!
I can hear his voice!
He's saying something!
This music and this emotion...
I'm getting off!
What's that?
Hey!
Ah! He's waving his hand cheerfully!
Mr. Hamada!
I'm getting off!
I'm Mr. Hamada.
Can you land safely with both feet in the air for a moment?
Landing is a problem!
Ah! Thank you very much!
It's amazing that he can stand up.
Well, I'm getting off.
I can't express it with words.
Thank you very much.
Take care!
Please come again!
I'm moved.
Did you keep your eyes open from the beginning to the end?
I did keep my eyes open, but...
I'm quite moved.
Thank you very much.
Ah...
I can't say anything.
If you get used to it, can we do it one more time?
Thank you very much.
Oh, I'm here, too!
What a bad weather!
Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
Thank goodness! I'm really...
But I have to praise you for this.
It was amazing!
I'm about to cry, too!
You know, when you're on it...
Well, you can still feel...
Well...
You can still feel...
One-tenth of the fear.
That's all!
And every time you get off...
You feel something, don't you?
Because it's light.
I can't stand it!
It's not like the face of someone who's driving!
Hey!
Don't say that!
It was so cool!
The face of a pilot!
I... I...
From above...
Like...
Don't you forget the sight of it falling from below?
It's amazing!
Right?!
Because there's nothing to see like that!
(laughs)
Hahahahaha!
It's funny that you prepared it.
It's kind of cool, you know. I can't get enough of it.
Shall we go?
That's it.
Wow...
You're really something.
Yeah.
But you still look like you're not nervous at all.
When you went up there, your mouth was wide open.
But you're not scared at all.
You know, the scene we're filming in the middle is...
...the one with the helmet on and the camera on his back.
So we were in the shot first and came back later.
Yeah, but when I screamed and shook my head, you were right in front of me.
We were filming it with our heads together.
That's amazing.
And you guys were so relaxed, you were like "pease" and I was like "what am I supposed to do?"
It's like...
It's like a movie.
Like "T.H.I.L.L.E. M.O.N.K.E.R."
It's true.
Yeah.
That was pretty good.
Yeah.
I mean, at first you're like "what if it doesn't open?" and you're like "I'm dead."
But when you drop, you're like "I can't breathe!"
You're like "ahhh!"
You're like 300kg, right?
You're like "ahhh!"
You weren't dropping but you were like "ahhh!"
And when everyone saw you like that, they were like "ahhh!"
But you couldn't tell that excitement from the screen, could you?
Not at all.
But you can see it from above, right?
I mean, you saw it, didn't you?
An old man and a young woman flying together for the first time.
You saw it, didn't you? It was disgusting, wasn't it?
When they landed like that, you were like...
When you saw it, you were like "what are you doing?!"
I want it!
It was really fast.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
It goes diagonally like this, but...
It goes like "shun!"
It's scary.
I thought I could see it from above, but I couldn't do it.
And you couldn't see it on the screen, but...
You came to me like a toy, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
The staff said it was funny.
When you went up there and saw 3000mg, you said "this little toy is my present for you."
Stop it!
It was supposed to go like "tocan!"
But you were both scared.
But you were told to do it, so you didn't have to do it.
It's not your fault for doing nothing!
You're right. You're even editing it now.
I can't use it like that, because it's the worst kind of joke.
Well, it can't be helped.
Yeah, right.
Well, anyway, I'm quite moved today.
It's not like you're a bandit's servant, but a bandit's servant.
But if you go this far, you won't get a punishment.
Well, yeah.
After this.
Well, yeah.
It's so painful.
Well...
What?
In the morning of Zoom, it was painful to wake up early in the morning.
Yeah.
And in Alta, it was embarrassing.
This is...
Scary.
Well, it's scary, but it's expensive.
Yeah.
You know?
And now...
What is it?
And now...
Closing my fingers or something like that.
Blue!
Blue, huh?
Why would you close your fingers?
Yeah.
It's like...
Yeah.
I'm really moved.
But I'd like you to make me do something like this kind of moving punishment game next time, too.
No matter what song Alta rang for me, it was always...
"Cha-cha-ran-cha-chan"...
They sang.
"Ah-chan-ran-ran"...
And it was in slow motion.
It was cool.
They sang in slow motion with "ka-ra-ra".
They were stupid.
The music of that time was "tan-ta-ran-ta-ran-ta- ran".
It was like...
I want you to be in an orchestra.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'd like to do it again.
But after this, we're waiting for a virtual ambassador.
Oh, I see. If you say it well, I might be able to impress you.
Let's go to the main line this time.
Yes.
Now, today...
Thank you for watching the penalty game.
The content was very fulfilling.
Of course, it costs between two million and three million yen.
That's right.
This program costs money.
Even though the set is like this.
At that time, I really thought that the staff would do it for money.
Because at first I ate pilaf and then I ate napolitan.
It doesn't matter!
Well, I was impressed today.
Yes, you did it.
I did it.
But I didn't do it with the intention of impressing you.
I was impressed today.
Well, I don't know if I'll do the penalty game from now on.
If you do that...
I don't know if I can do anything more than that.
Yes.
I don't know if I can do anything more than that.
I have to be patient this time.
I don't know if I'll do it or not.
That's right.
Why do you keep getting penalties while you're on the show?
I've been having a little question lately.
It was fun, Tom.
Yes, it was fun.
It was fun, Tom.
I forgot.
Well, I won't do anything for the event.
Well, moreover, Kin-chan's impersonation.
I'm a little excited about this.
I think it's pretty good.
Oh, really?
After all, I've done this many times and it's the same.
It's close to the first time.
I don't think so.
But this time, let's go to the main line.
Yes, that's right.
Let's go see Kin-chan.
Yes, that's right.
Let's go see Kin-chan.
Yes, that's right.
No, really.
But if you get caught, you won't be able to talk for a long time.
Yes, that's right.
I don't know if I can do anything more than that.
You didn't have the guts at the time.
I really want to go to the main line.
I'm looking forward to your ideas.
Like teeth drawing or anything like that.
You can write it to God.
Please send me your ideas.
Also, I've seen you put in a lot of men.
I'm looking forward to it.
There are not many men's downtowns.
I'd like to do this, too.
That's right.
Basically, men can be included, right?
That's right.
If you're a man watching TV, please come here more and more.
Yes.
There will be more and more useful and important things.
Bye bye!