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To win or to lose, it's a penalty game if you win or lose.
This time it's amazing.
What is it?
Skydiving.
If I step on it, it's a penalty game.
What about you?
It's a penalty game.
If you step on it, it's a penalty game.
It's a penalty game.
It's a penalty game for you.
It's a penalty game.
This is the first time for us to play a penalty game like this.
First of all, let's start with the inside.
How are you guys doing?
Are you playing golf?
Serin is going to win today.
Did you win?
No way!
No way! Who's next?
Who's next?
Parishi, Parishi, Parishi...
What a fool you are!
What is he saying? Is he crazy?
It's a salute, isn't it?
It's a salute.
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Alright!
How's it going?
What's up with you?
Seriously!
Change the picture!
I'll change it.
You will?
It won't work!
What? You're mad?
You were mad in the beginning. What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about, Saito?
You should have told me before.
You're mad, right?
You're mad!
You should have told me before!
Hey!
You should have told me before!
Can you fly for me?
You should have told me before!
Is it in?
It's in!
Alright!
He's so stubborn!
Here, drink up!
Alright, alright!
All I want is for you to say "drink up"!
Really!
Here we go!
Why is he sweating like that? He's fat!
That's right, he's weird!
His throat is dry!
Right?!
Alright!
Oh no!
Alright!
Out!
Isn't it out?
It's over?
What kind of ending is this?!
Let's fly!
That's disgusting!
Hamada-kun, let's have you fly!
I'm sorry.
This is my last appearance!
I won't let you fly again!
Hamada-kun, I think you have really good guts.
Lastly, I'll tell you that I have a lot of partners.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Well, well, really...
Well, well, how was it?
Well, well!
I thought about a lot of things while I was skydiving.
I know I'm rude, but...
What about the qualifier?
Wait!
What?
The qualifier kept saying "I don't like it either!"
Yeah, so I don't like it anymore.
Is there such a reason?
If I don't like it, I don't like it either!
No, no, that's another story.
Why?!
I told you to do it, but I've been saying "I don't like it" since we were in the dressing room.
No, I can't do it.
Then do it!
I can't do it.
Why can't you do it?!
I can't do it.
I have a weird habit since a long time ago.
What is it?
When I fly from a high place, I have a habit of making a noise.
Maybe you can't do it.
I told you to do it!
A little better.
A little better, right?
A little better.
Why are you hiding your face and showing up like that in a zoom meeting?
It's embarrassing, but I'm embarrassed.
If you think like that...
You're so high up.
It's not funny.
It's not funny!
It's really not funny.
What are you gonna do?
It's scary.
There's no one who has the guts to do it first.
And you're pushed from behind.
That's right.
I can't fly anymore, so the instructor in the back will do it.
Otherwise, it won't start.
Otherwise, I'll go in while falling.
You can't do it!
You can't do it.
You can't do it!
You have to get there on time.
You can't know where you'll end up depending on where you look.
That's right.
Right?
Ah! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wow! We're finally here!
And you're at a yakuza office.
I'm scared again!
Why?
I'm so scared!
You have to go in through the window.
You have to look around and jump in.
Ah! I'm scared! Ah! I'm scared again!
Ah! I'm scared again!
You know what they say?
Purple is scary!
You know?
You fall and say "Ah! Ah! Ah!" and you go down.
But if you faint the moment you fall, it's so cool!
That's cool, too.
You go down and you're like "Ah!"
That's cool, too.
And even if you're scared, you really end up white.
Ah! I'm scared! Ah! I'm scared again!
You end up white, but what would you do if you took off your face?
Ah, you're wrong!
You'd put your hands like this.
No, seriously.
What would you do?
So, like I said, skydiving is...
Go home! You said it yourself!
See? You kicked me in.
See? See? See?
So, don't do skydiving.
Go in the water and stay where sharks swim.
That's fine.
That's fine, right?
You can't go in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you go in there.
But what Kousei and Takasu are saying is...
Even if you're small, sharks will come in.
That's scary.
If you're small, you won't be able to do anything, right?
Well, you're small.
But...
No, you're this small, but you eat more than half of your mouth.
What are you talking about?
You're disgusting!
Huh?
So, if you're a big shark and you go in there and you can't go in, you're skinny.
You're big.
I'm serious, but...
If you're close, you're like this!
You're the type to sweat a lot.
What are you wearing?
No, no.
Are you wearing something?
If you go in like that, it's still scary, right?
But, well, that's still fine, right?
Basically...
But, like I said to the staff earlier...
For example, you're going to fly...
I'm the instructor.
I'm going to tell you how to do it.
And you're like, "Yeah, let's do it."
So you don't have a parachute.
You just have to fix it here, between your back and your belly.
The instructor's back has a parachute.
That's why...
Damn it, I want this thing.
Namta, take it off.
That guy's getting on my nerves.
If you're in a bad mood, you can't stop making jokes.
I knew it wouldn't work.
And you know, I'm happy just being able to do this in this world.
Why are you being quiet?
What are you doing?
If I die in a variety show, is that okay?
At first.
It's okay if you do it like that.
But you know, when I die, a lot of people come out in trouble.
Who?
No one will know.
Even if you do it like that.
You can't do it like that.
You'll be in trouble if I die.
I'm sure you'll end up talking like that.
You'll be in trouble.
But you'll talk like that.
Seriously.
Even if you say it like that, if you die in a variety show and it's true, you can take it off.
I've been telling you that I really don't like it.
If you die, your funeral will be...
If you say it like that, your funeral will be...
I knew it.
If you die in a variety show, I'll watch you closely.
If I lose, I'll look for you the next day.
Even if you went to Thailand, you wouldn't be able to do it.
You wouldn't be able to do it in Japan, would you, Mr. Foodie?
You'd be able to do it in the Philippines.
Wow!
We're in big trouble now, aren't we?
That's why, you know...
You should have seen the person who applied for this punishment game before you decided to do it.
Why do you...
Hurry up! Hurry up!
How about this? If you lose this time, you have to cut the pipe.
Yes, I want to lose.
You...
You idiot! The pipe is broken and you can't put it back in.
Really?
Really.
You can't put it back in.
Why?
That's why...
You know nothing! You've done it before!
If you think it's funny now, you can cut it.
And if you think you want a child, you can say it's a lie and you can put it back in.
Really?
Yes.
Even if you do it like that, you can't help it. Where's the evidence in that punishment game?
Hyogo-kun...
Hey!
Hyogo-kun, you said you'd cut the pipe and you're going to put it in here?
I don't know if you put it in.
Right?
I said "should we try putting it in?" and you still put it in.
What are you going to do?
What? You're going to show us how you're going to put it in?
Normally you'd have something like this, but at first you'd have something like this.
You'd be like...
I'm dying.
You have to be able to judge by looking.
That's right.
What if you gave me a prize? How many times would you be able to fly normally?
Was that one better? The bungee jump one?
No, I don't like that one.
The one where you put a rope around your feet?
You know, like...
From above...
How many meters?
Up to your knees...
Isn't that something from some country? Like an adult style?
It's something like an aurita that falls from a tree.
That's right, that's right.
You know, there are countries where you have to stab someone in the nose like an adult.
Foreigners...
What are you thinking about?
But it seems like it.
I saw the news last year about foreign dogs that fry octopuses.
Dogs that fry octopuses.
On VTRs in the morning...
Octopuses are coming up...
Dogs are being forced to be tied up here...
Dogs do that, don't they?
Octopuses are coming up...
You... you...
You don't look like a dog at all.
That's normal for a dog.
Octopuses are coming up...
I love octopuses.
Oh, hello.
You're smiling.
You're smiling, aren't you?
Now, let me introduce you.
This is...
Huh?
What's this? Is it me?
It's not!
It is!
It's mixed up!
It's not me!
It's mixed up!
This is rude!
Well, let's ask him directly.
Yes.
What's your name?
Kato Fumie.
Kato Fumie-chan, right?
Your bust is pretty good, isn't it?
How many centimeters is it?
I don't know.
Have you ever measured it?
Have you got a measuring tape?
Are you measuring something?
I haven't measured anything.
You haven't measured anything, right?
You have a good father!
Seriously!
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I have a friend.
A friend?
Yes.
Is he your "somehow friend"?
No.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry about this.
Yes.
Let's move on.
Well, then...
Oh, let's go with this one.
This person's pen name in Ibaraki Prefecture is Hide-san.
I always look at it.
By the way, in the year...
In Nonno...
What's "the year"?!
In Nonno, there were 100 men who went on a date.
Matsumoto-san, you're in 50th place. Congratulations!
Hamada-san, you're in 69th place. Congratulations!
Eh? Did you lose to Ucchan-nan-chan?
Ucchan-nan-chan, you were in 10th place.
Nan-chan, you were in 10th place?
Nan-chan, you were in 10th place?!
Eh? Nan-chan was higher than Ucchan.
Nan-chan was higher than Ucchan?!
Really?!
And who else is there?!
Didn't I say it earlier? I'm in 50th place, right?
That means there are 49 people higher than me, right?
Who else is there?!
You're the one who won against me!
And then...
This...this...
Which one should we go for?
Anything is fine.
What? What? What?
Oh, let's go for this one.
Let's see...
And from Nakano Ward...
Akira Kagawa.
You're dirty.
You're going to lose your nose, too!
From the beginning, you said you wouldn't come to work, but in the ending when you saw them go home, you realized you hated work.
You show affection to the camera, but you don't even look at it.
Also, even if you get close to the camera, you make a disgusted face and ignore it.
Please tell me what you really think about it.
Ah, in the end... that's right.
Ah, for me, it's that. You know, towards the viewers, you know...
You know, like swallowing sesame seeds or sucking your nose.
It doesn't matter when you're talking in the ending, but in the end, when the show ends and everyone goes home, you look at the camera and say...
I don't need that!
It doesn't matter!
Why not?
Huh?
Why not?
It's already over!
Wait for the camera until the end!
Ah, like you, you're trying to look cute and all, but you don't even look at it!
Don't... don't point it out!
You don't even look at it!
Don't point it out!
Really!
No, no, if the camera is rolling and you say "Ah, hello, good morning!", you should say it to the staff, right? To the cameraman.
I don't need that! It's already over!
In the ending, you don't have to do what you don't need to do!
It's not like I don't need it!
Why do you make that "please watch it again" kind of...
"gori gori gori gori" kind of chewing sound?
If I did that and said it like that, you wouldn't say "ah, please watch it again", would you?
Ah, that's right.
I don't think you need that kind of thing.
Why not?
Isn't there that "please watch it again" kind of cut?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Once it's over, "will you watch it again tomorrow?"
You say "please watch it again" and enter the commercial, and by the time you come back, everyone is doing this normally.
"Eh, you're coming back soon?" and suddenly everyone is doing this.
I don't like that!
You don't like it?! You're in a good mood, aren't you?!
What?! I'm right next to you!
Yeah, it's annoying.
It's nine of you! Nine of you!
If you say it like that in a commercial, it's already a few of you.
What?!
Yeah...
You know...
Hey, look...
Don't do it next time!
You'll pay for this!
Hey!
I know!
Don't do it!
What?!
Promise me you won't do it again.
What? Promise me you won't do it again...
When everyone else is doing it, you're the one doing it!
Um...
Kamui!
Kamui is doing it too, but you're right next to him!
What are you doing?!
What?!
Shut up!
What?!
If you don't like it...
Got it?!
No, no, it's fine.
You're good.
Last one.
Um... Adachi Ward.
Is there anyone you don't like being called by this guy's name?
Um...
No, there isn't.
But you don't like it, do you?
What?
Being called by his name.
Um...
When you're told to walk a certain path, you walk towards it, right?
Ah, of course I do!
No, but you know!
The other day, when I got home from Osaka, I saw a car in Abec and I was like, "Where am I? In front of a holiday inn..."
Yeah...
A woman said, "Oh, it's a ham!"
That's good!
A man said, "Oh, it's a ham!"
I was like, "Is he crazy?"
You're good.
You're so shameless.
Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter...
I don't know about that.
No, but...
It happens sometimes.
I'm not trying to call you names, but...
You know, there are people you've been bullying since elementary school or middle school, right?
Morioh, huh?
It's a little different nuance from "throwing away"
When I was about 20 years old, I had a fight with Morioh, who I had been bullying and bullying and bullying for a long time.
It's been a long time, but I'm an adult now.
In the past, when you were bullied, you couldn't bully anyone again because you didn't think about anything.
In that area, in the past, people said, "Let's throw it in the water."
Morioh came from the other side and said, "Yeah."
Then Morioh said, "Yeah."
That's what I'm angry about!
You threw it in the water, didn't you?
No, I threw it in the water, but you said, "Yeah."
Then what should Morioh say? He's my classmate and we're in the same group.
Why?
After all, that's...
Why?
That's your fault.
Maybe my classmate...
I'm angry if you say that to Morioh.
Morioh doesn't know Morioh.
What kind of Morioh is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Come on, you, Morioh, you bullied Morioh, didn't you?
It's you.
What?
It's you, it's you.
No, it's Morioh's fault.
Why?
He's got a lot of material to bully.
He plays around and suddenly goes home. What does he do when he goes home?
It's annoying!
He plays around and suddenly goes home!
He doesn't say anything like "I'm going home!"
That's annoying!
I, Morioh, don't have that!
I don't go home!
He's such a fool!
Morioh is poor.
It's disgusting!
Everyone gathers at my birthday party.
Everyone...
Are you going to see it?
Everyone gives me presents.
Everyone gathers at Kyodo's house.
I don't know!
Kyodo...
He must be very rich.
Everyone gathers at his house.
Kyo-chan, are you going to see me?
Kyo-chan, I...
You only know Takasu.
It's like a robot doll.
It's about 1,000 yen.
Kyo-chan, are you going to see me?
I want to see you!
Kyo-chan, are you going to see me?
I want to see you!
You're so small!
And then Morioh comes from behind.
Why are you sitting next to me?
And then Morioh comes from behind.
What's with Morioh's birthday present?
He doesn't have money, so what did he bring?
Kyo-chan!
When will you go to Japan?
Hello, I'm Demiru.
We're approaching the end of our interview.
We're going to get some ideas for Kin-chan's virtual ambassador.
I had a few ideas in mind.
Oh, really?
I thought it might be useful to improve it a little.
But this time, I'm sure we'll get some good ideas.
When I went to a bar in Roppongi, I met the producer of the virtual ambassador.
Yes, yes.
I asked him nicely.
He said, "This time, I'm going on the main line."
I said, "Thank you for the other day."
Next time, I'll challenge myself and go on the main line.
Thank you.
He said, "If you say so, I'll go, too."
But I gave it a thought.
This time, I'm going to do it perfectly.
I'm going to make it look good.
Yes.
Before, you just laughed it off.
Both of them.
I hope you like my ideas.
Yes.
I hope you like my ideas.
Whether you like it or not, I'm sure you'll like it.
I hope you like it.
That's why I say that you should go on the main line.
I hope you like it.
Please come and visit us.
Thank you for watching "Lucky Boy."
See you next week.
Goodbye!