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"Aki no Tsukai Yaara" and "Chiki Chiki Chibikko"?
Everything is art!
Okay, applause!
Well done!
Now, I'll call two kind teachers who will answer your questions.
Here we go...
Hamada Masato-sensei!
Nice to meet you!
Ah, nice to meet you, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
And, Matsumoto Hitoshi-sensei!
Yes, please, thank me!
Nice to meet you!
You're funny, Senseis!
That's all for today!
Well, shall we start?
Well, everyone, please raise your hands and ask questions!
Yes!
Okay, I'll go, number 20!
Yes!
I'm Sugawara Yugo, fifth grade.
Yes!
What is your question?
Um...
If humans die, will they go to heaven or hell?
That's the question!
Ah, I see.
Thank you.
What's up with him?
Heaven and hell...
Are there really heaven and hell?
Are there really?
Yes.
Shut up, you!
Generally, there's a face of hell and a face of heaven.
Ah, depending on the person's face?
Yes, yes, yes.
What about his case?
It's a face of hell.
Well, it's not like that, but if you don't do anything bad, it's okay.
If you don't do anything bad, you won't go to hell!
Yes, yes.
Do you understand?
Yes!
Okay, thank you very much.
Yes!
Well, let's move on!
Yes!
Okay, I'll go, number 10!
I'm Akutsuryuu, second grade.
Yes, hello!
Why is the earth round?
Are you going to die?!
I'm Yamaiko. I'm a second year high school second year student. What is a "furin" ?
You have a father, right? You have a mother, right?
And your father...
He really, really likes this.
You know?
He likes anything but his mother.
He really, really likes it!
Most fathers like women.
Yes.
It's fine if you concentrate on your mother because you're the only son.
But I like it so much that it doesn't hurt even if I put it in my eye.
Does your father not come home from time to time?
No.
What?
Does your father not come home from time to time?
Yes.
He does.
That's bad, but it's certain.
He does it as soon as he gets his hands on it.
Yes.
So, to put it more simply,
let's call your father who doesn't come home from time to time "Furin".
It's easier to understand.
Anyway, that's it.
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Thank you!
Bye!
Let's go to Onee-san.
Yes.
Please stand up.
I'm Doi Mayuko, a fourth grader.
Yes.
I want to be a talent, but please think of a good name for me.
Oh!
What was your full name?
Doi Mayuko.
I see.
It's Shoufuku Tei Mayuko.
Are you talking to me?
Oh, it's me.
Stand up.
Touch me, touch me.
I won't say "touch me, touch me".
Come on!
What? Do you want the microphone?
Do you want it?
What is it?
I'm Matsunaga Naoki.
Matsunaga Naoki?
Yes.
What is it?
Naoki, do you like Onee-chan?
I like you.
That's why I've been touching you for a while.
What? Do you want Onee-chan?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
The first time I came here was by train.
I knew I would get lost.
I took the K-O-Train.
It's late.
You came by train and it's late.
If you came by taxi, you should have arrived at 6.30.
But you came by train.
The traffic lights are different.
What time did you arrive?
About 4.50.
What time is it now?
Why did you go to Tokyo at 4.50?
Why is it 5...
Hey, listen!
What?
You shouldn't be here at 5.
Why did you go to Tokyo at 4.50?
This is...
The world's fifth most mysterious castle.
What are you talking about?
Today...
It's closed again, isn't it?
It's not closed.
Around 5 o'clock...
Were you here?
I'm not here!
I was here!
Are you stupid? You came and waited for 6 o'clock.
You ate ramen in front of me.
You're lying! Don't say that!
You ate ramen in Sapporo last time.
You saw me there, didn't you?
No, you ate it. Mushroom ramen.
I was late and you ate ramen again?
Of course!
What is it?
Give me!
What is it?
Juice!
Is it good?
Wait, wait, wait!
What is it?
Pro Baseball All-Star Game!
Yes.
Fan voting, right?
Yes, yes.
First of all, we have chosen the best player of each position.
Yes.
Over here.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
What do we do here?
Yes.
So, this year's All-Stars...
Yes.
Whether we win in the first league or in the second league...
Yes.
It's either of us.
Yes.
The one who loses is punished.
But if you make it difficult, I'll definitely have an advantage.
Don't you know how to play baseball?!
Chromaty!
Chromaty?!
What's this? Foreigners?
Of course!
Oh, I'm sorry. Over here.
Chromaty.
Chromaty, right?
I know him.
Right?
Yes.
And... I don't know him at all.
He's the best player of each position.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, it's either we win in the first league or in the second league.
Either we win in the second league. We have to make this clear, right?
And if you lose, what do you do?
No, it's a punishment game.
This time it's something amazing!
What is it?
It's a big spectacle, this punishment game.
You always say it yourself, but you don't do it yourself.
It's not like I'm trying to offend you or anything, but...
This time it's something amazing.
What is it?
Right?
What is it?
Skydiving.
From a really, really high place!
This is it.
Good luck.
No, I won't!
Are you serious?
No!
If you lose, it's not a punishment game.
People who don't like it do it, so it's not a punishment game.
Then you do it, too, if you lose.
I won't stop.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
By yourself?
That's right.
You'll do it by yourself?
I'll do it.
I'll never do it.
If it was me, I'd do it with sheets.
Are you serious?!
- This is funny. - What?
- What do you think of the scene? - I'm not afraid of high places at all.
- Really? - Well, you know...
I'm not afraid of jumps.
And I opened it about here.
- If you don't agree with me... - I'm scared! I'm really scared!
- You know, in the early morning, when it's open like this, and you run like this, there are a lot of torpedos running around. - Really?!
- Like in Kamen Rider, there are a lot of them running around like this. - That's what a cinema is like!
- If you tell me to go through this area precisely, I'll run there. - I don't think so. - You idiot!
- Even in movies, there's a proper path around here, so you run around it. - That's cool.
- It's like you're in a toilet and you have to poop. - Poop?
- If you look at it like that, it's kind of dirty, so... - Why do you hate it?
- It's like "bun, puri" all the time. - Oh, that's a good one!
- It's cool! - But it's not cool!
- It's not cool, but it's really, really cool!
- No, I like that one better. - It's like "kacha, kacha" all the time.
- It's like "bun, puri, puri" all the time.
- Like "bun, puri, puri" all the time. - Is that better?
- No, that's an opening scene! - You idiot!
- Why do you have two of them in your back?! - This time, it's a prequel! That's a prequel!
- You idiot! - What do you mean, "prequel"?
- It's better to lose. - No, you can't do it alone!
- There's usually someone who follows you. - Yeah, yeah.
- Like this. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's fine! - No, it's fine, but it's better than doing it alone!
- Which one are you doing or not doing it? - Wait, don't say it like I'm doing it!
- If you lose, you'll lose your back, too! - If I lose, I'll do it, too.
- You can't do it? - Yeah, I can do it.
- But in my case, I can't bend my joints at all. I can bend my joints like this.
- Why can't you do it? - Huh?
- Why can't you do it?! - Don't say it!
- Why can't you do it?! - Look me in the eye!
- Yeah, but seriously, let's fly it. - Let's all fly it. - Let's all fly it.
- But flying it together isn't that fun. Flying it alone is more fun.
- I've got animals with me! - You don't need them!
- I've got a bunch of branches and stuff like that!
- Don't make so much noise!
- It's not scary at all!
- I've got a bunch of hand-held branches around me!
- Yeah, yeah! It's a little better!
- It's a little better!
- I'm sorry, but in the end we all fly it, we all put on piano strings and go "plaaaah" and you're the only one chasing it.
- Well, the code isn't the highest either, but it's pretty good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's an elementary class. - Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good.
- So, let's fly it. - But one person from the show... - Yeah.
- Someone will fly it. - Yeah.
- It's gotta be Suga or Saito.
- So, I'm sorry, but Suga, I've said this before, but all of the staff will fly it too.
- Right? - Yeah, yeah.
- All of the staff will fly it too! - Yeah, it's the first time for everyone! - Yeah, yeah.
- Right? - Yeah.
- The sound engineers, the lighting engineers, the art engineers, the cameramen, the technicians!
- Everyone will fly it! - Yeah, everyone!
- Yeah, and the makeup artists and stylists too! - Yeah.
- And for the leaked ones, depending on what crane company is doing in the middle of the show, they'll get a sponge.
I don't want you to try it!
I won't let you do it!
And if you do fly, I'll be waiting for you down there.
I'll put a lot of forks in the dirt.
Hey!
I'll be waiting for you even if you don't fly.
That's right.
Right?
So, it's decided, right?
Yes.
It's decided.
So, let's see who wins.
So, for this year's All-Stars, I'll bet that I'll win.
No way!
It can't be!
No way!
Well, for now, this is first place, so...
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not guaranteed that all of them will come out, but...
At first, these people will come out and switch places in order.
Got it.
So, which one? Serif or Parif?
If I were to bet...
Parif!
What about you?
Parif!
What about you, Serif?
Definitely not!
The first match!
At the end of the first match...
On top of Cessna...
Why?!
Why do you have to hurry up like that?
While listening to the radio...
Ah! I lost!
Give me my handkerchief!
I'll do it too!
You do it too!
The moment you know you lost...
You jump down!
When is it?
Parif...
What about the Japanese Series?
Japanese Series?
When is All-Star?
You don't know anything!
When is the Japanese Series?
It's All-Star!
When is the Japanese Series?
It's All-Star!
When is it?
July 24th!
Very soon!
By the time of this broadcast...
It's already decided!
No way!
By the time of this broadcast...
It's already decided!
If that's the case...
Now that we're talking about it...
If you say "yes"...
It might have changed its meaning!
OK, I'll start!
OK!
I don't like this...
Should I quit?
I have to introduce you, but I have to say goodbye now...
This person is...
Should I get off at this hour?
It's a rare name...
Jinone Junko-san.
She's from Tokyo and Itabashi Ward.
Do you have siblings?
No.
How many sisters do you have?
Twelve.
Who do you like?
My sister is from Hama.
His sister is from Hama!
And you?
My sister is...
Thank you very much.
My sister is...
Who is prettier, you or your sister?
I see.
Thank you very much.
College student...
I heard that you had a fire in your hotel when you went to the hotel with your girlfriend.
Is it true?
If you don't mind, please tell me about it in detail.
It was my first time...
It was my first time having an affair.
You had an affair?
Yes, I had an affair.
I went to a hotel on New Year's Day...
It was a hotel called "Diamond".
What's it called?
It's called "Diamond", but...
The inside is...
It's really, really dirty.
When you enter, you can't take off your stand.
It doesn't have an umbrella.
First of all, it's strange that it's an umbrella stand.
It doesn't have an umbrella stand.
It only has a bean light bulb.
Oh my...
So I took a shower and took a bath...
But it's shining brightly, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's just a light bulb.
Yes, yes.
And I hugged her with my firm arms.
I said, "Come here," and hugged her.
Who's got that kind of acting ability?
You can't say that just because of the way you talk.
Right?
The woman must have been prepared, right?
Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
What are you wearing?
Right?
Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
Right?
Stop it!
Right?
Next time.
I'm going to make you kneel.
Right?
Now, I think it's about time.
Right?
My cock is...
He's going to rampage.
He's saying it!
Right, right, right!
He's really saying it.
No, no...
I'm telling you...
If my parents saw me like this, they'd be mad!
They'd be mad!
Well...
Whatever you say...
Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
Wait, you have a good point.
Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
Huh?
Aren't you an idiot?
Right?
Now, me too.
Wait, wait...
Hurry up and talk about your parents!
My heart is pounding.
Right?
We'll both get naked.
I'm going to pull it all out.
But you don't have to do that!
I'm going to pull it out like this.
Why do you have to do that?!
I can't sweat in the middle of it.
For now...
This is the right way of doing it.
It's like...
It's like this.
I see, I see.
It's like this.
Kintandini moe moe.
Geisha context!
Eh? Isn't this too funny!
You might laugh but you should try making it funnier!
Moe moe
Get out head scraping from your bag and...
You can't mess up your shape!
You're pretty good!
I know, I know.
A girl like you won't shut up.
Cut it out!
I'll do it! I'll do it for sure!
She's gone.
I'll get her back.
Don't copy me again.
I'll get her back.
You're like an old man's bullet.
And...
I'll say it now.
A girl like you will be embarrassed.
Of course.
But...
You're bright.
She'll say no.
I persuaded her.
I like bright girls, too.
I like straight girls, too.
I like bright girls.
I like very bright girls.
I persuaded her with my strawberry talk.
It's a sweet and sour talk.
But...
She still said no.
Right?
So...
I put on...
A new shirt...
For New Year's Eve.
Gunze Y.G. and Mame Denkyu bought it and put it on.
It just happened to be in class A.
If you do this, you can leave it up to me.
Right?
And then...
Okay, I got it.
That's how their relationship started.
Then...
A little while later, the woman starts crying.
Oh, I thought you were carrying a demon.
I thought you were carrying a demon.
Did I make you say that?
Right?!
No, that woman said, "My eyes hurt."
Come to think of it, I'm crying too.
While they're crying...
Right?!
My eyes hurt, Zuraa!
And then I looked around and my room was covered in smoke!
I stood up and saw my house on fire!
I opened the window and took a deep breath.
The fire was so big it could reach my bed!
Then I poured water over it and managed to fit in.
That was my first experience.
What happened after that?
After that, we literally burned down.
- That's right. - Yeah.
It's been a while since we played a game of chess and decided on a punishment game.
You said something really important, so now that I think about it...
- I really lost. - Were you really scared?
- Yeah! - Were you really scared?
- But I thought of something helpful. - What is it?
When you went up and got pushed down, your body was like a boomerang and you couldn't go back!
You couldn't go back like that!
If you were able to win one of our only two games, you'd go to Paris and I'd go to Selyne.
- Right? - Yes.
- And if you lost, I'd go diving. - That's right.
- Right? - Yes.
- So that's what it was like. - But it was so high up.
- It was so high up. - It was so scary.
But a punishment game like this is scary from start to finish.
- You shouldn't do it like that. - You shouldn't do it like that.
- If you really couldn't open your parachute...
- What would you do?! - You know...
- What?! - From today on, I'll go to pet shops like I do every day and kiss my friends.
"Can you help me?" "Please, please, please!"
I'll say "peeeww" and get together and have fun.
- But if we're separated and fly together, I don't think I can do it. - You're not funny anymore!
If you say that, I'll stop.
Also, I have a question and answer session.
As you can see, it's closed right now.
We're all the same, so you can ask me anything.
I hope you had a good time with us.
See you next week!