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That's right. So today, it's not just us, but since it's a lecture, I'd like to have the lecturer, Mr. Hentoh Teikatsu!
Wake up, Tommy!
And with that said, I'd like to begin today's lecture.
Wait a minute!
What is it?!
The lecturer will do it this time!
But I don't know even if you say it like that!
I don't know either!
What?!
I don't know either!
Today...
Mr. Hentoh...
Here...
Oh, is this the first class?
Please stand here.
What is this?
Mr. Hentoh Koguchi.
Oh, that's amazing.
Then, from here...
Here, Mr. Hentoh will give you a tour.
But I'm strict!
Actually...
Do you know that I go to an English school?
That's right.
This... which floor is it?
Is it this way?
Um... in Shibuya Ward...
Who said that?!
Um... Kent International Academy...
Who said that?!
It's the 6th floor of the 4th floor building.
Please come in.
Yes!
Who said that?!
Hello...
You're good!
Yeah.
Tommy, you're good!
Give him a round of applause!
Yes!
Then...
Hello... right?
Wait a minute...
Why?!
Okay, so...
This is a very polite and proper greeting, but...
From now on...
I will make a cry of an American animal.
And I want you to guess which animal it is.
Is it okay?
What's this? It's different.
It's not English, but it's an imitation.
This is not a sheep.
Is it a trick?
It's a trick.
What is it?
A reindeer!
A reindeer?
Is a reindeer crying?
No.
Now?
Yes.
No.
Just now I said "bear".
Bear, bear, bear.
Did you say "bear"?
I didn't say it!
Kento!
This "bear" comes up, so please listen.
Bear, bear, black sheep, have you any wool?
A black ship!
You said it!
You said "black ship" just like that!
Is it okay?
How much does it say?
"Ship" is "ship", "black ship".
Isn't it?
It's "black ship".
If you say it in English, it's "black sheep".
Isn't it "sheep"?
"Sheep"?
What?
"Sheep"!
What?
"Sheep"!
Correct!
It's "sheep"!
Teacher, we have a problem for you.
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Oh, come on!
Are you kidding me?
That's why we put it here.
Ah, OK, OK.
OK, so what should we do?
Well, we use our bodies for body actions.
Kento, look over here.
We do this.
Do you do it in English?
What?
That's why we don't do it with our bodies.
Can we say it out loud?
You can say it out loud.
No, I'm sorry.
Today we have an English lesson.
So you can say only words you know.
In English.
OK, come, come.
This is it, right?
This is it.
"Sheep"!
It's Japanese!
It's "roller", isn't it?!
There's nothing we can do about it. It's like we don't know anymore.
Oh, that's...
Do it one more time!
That's...
Do it one more time!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't I look like him today?!
I don't know!
I don't know.
English!
It's English!
Leave it to me!
It's like... how do you say it...
Okay?
Okay!
Don't use Japanese!
O-okay! Come on!
F*ck! Pah! Pah! Pah!
I'm really sorry!
I apologize on behalf of myself!
Comedians...
What is it?
They're always late!
Of course! They should at least give everyone some juice!
Ladies and Gentlemen
Hello, everyone!
Oh! What's up, Ina!
Ina!
Oh, my!
What's up?
The news is so hot!
Recently, the staff also wanted to do it.
Oh!
Yes, let's do it.
20,000 yen.
Why 20,000 yen!?
We should buy 200 bottles!
200 people!? You said 150 people!
You know, there are people who line up and give one bottle at a time, and the first one turns his back and so on.
What kind of juice is it?
It contains 50% of fruit juice!
50%!?
Yes.
It looks like it! It looks like it!
Oh, yes, yes.
Here you are.
Thank you.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Ina, I don't know how many Japanese chickens you have, but change your clothes!
Ina, come on!
You don't even want to do it there!
This is my bag, isn't it?
I don't know. Take it out!
20,000 yen.
It's easy to open.
I know!
Here you are, 20,000 yen.
Why do I always put my wallet in my pocket?
I don't know!
Take it out!
This is my wallet.
Oh, yes, yes.
20,000 yen. Take it out!
Wait a minute!
Here you are.
It's not a license!
20,000 yen!
Don't step on my license!
Don't step on it!
You!
It looks like you were making a deal.
How much is it? How much is it?
20,000 yen! It says so!
Ten dollars.
Hey!
This is my wallet's guardian angel.
What do you mean by guardian angel?
I always keep this in my wallet. Then my money won't decrease.
Is that so?
After doing this, it's quite...
Oh, that's good, that's good. Here, 20,000 yen.
Here you go.
You're annoying me, really.
By the way, there are three of you today. Let me see.
You're annoying me, so stop it!
You're quite popular!
20,000 yen!
Why do you have this kind of budget?
It's not like that.
What is it?
You're playing Soprano again.
What is it?
Hey!
What is it?
Why do you have this kind of budget?
It's not like that.
Why do you have to make me do all of that today?
Today?
Today is just the beginning.
How much do you have?
20,000 yen!
You can't do that in front of the TV!
Is that so?
I've been here for a while, and I haven't paid you yet. Give me 20,000 yen.
What?
It's not like that!
Fresh gag!
Stop it!
In my wallet...
What is it?
Give me 20,000 yen.
It's like you're giving me a raise.
Give me 20,000 yen, and you're giving me a raise!
Really, 20,000 yen?
Yes, 20,000 yen.
Give me 20,000 yen.
Why do you say "raise"?
I'm talking to you!
Really, taste it and drink it!
I can't drink it!
I'm thirsty!
I can't drink it!
Open it now!
It's not like that!
What?
It's not like that!
What are you saying?
You know this "pokon" thing?
Anna can't do one "pokon", but if we all did it, it would be amazing.
Oh, come on.
It would be amazing.
If we all did it, it would be amazing.
Hey, don't drink...
Don't drink...
Hey!
Hey...
Don't drink...
Bring it on!
I've done it before.
Hey, don't drink...
But it's okay. We kept our promise.
Yes, yes.
We'll continue the show comfortably.
But it's okay. We'll continue the show comfortably.
It's 100 yen!
Hey, if we did it, it wouldn't be good for us.
I know.
You're bad, young man.
What?
Let's do this when it closes.
You're wrong for sure!
When it closes, right?
What does it mean when it closes?
Does it mean you can go in before me?
That's not what it means, right?
There's time.
Like today, it's 3 and a half.
It doesn't work even if it's 31 minutes.
That's right.
It's 3 and a half, but...
If you become a high-ranked talent like me...
Well, recently...
I can't have it anymore.
I'm told...
I can't do it anymore.
I'm told like that.
I really can't do it anymore!
If it comes out like this...
I'll say "get out of here!"
These guys are just saying it!
Even if you really ask them, they won't listen!
Even if you really ask them...
Even if you really ask them, they won't listen!
These guys are really...
Have you ever tried it a few times?
No, I haven't, but I know!
What do you know?
Even if you say "get out of here!"
What is it?
Even if you say "get out of here!", I'll say "dear mango", and you'll say "eh? That's what you mean!"
Even if you say it on TV...
You say it because you have experience!
I don't have experience, but...
That's not what you meant, is it?
That and this are two different things!
You shouldn't misunderstand that!
The reason I'm saying "get out of here!" is because I'm the only one who can say it!
If someone else comes out of here...
Who? For example?
For example...
Let's say there are a hundred fans in downtown...
And I'm walking around like this...
And everyone comes to me...
But if I say it now, who would it be?
Who would it be?
If I say it now, who would it be?
Who?
Some kind of actor?
Who do you like?
Toshi-chan?
Toshi-chan!
Toshi-chan is...
Isn't that what she said?
In such a cold weather like this...
This girl likes Toshi-chan!
Why are you here, woman?
Eh?
Toshi-chan came!
I followed her and said, "Downtown fans, gather up! 100 people, gather up!"
"You're a good singer!" I said!
And from over there, that... how do you say it?
Trouble-making woman...
Toshi-chan came!
Ah, she came! Well, 90 people are already here!
There are, right?
No, I can't say 90 people.
No, all of them.
In the middle, there are those who like things and those who don't like things.
There are about 5 people left!
95 people are over there.
Ah, I see.
And the remaining 5 people are...
4 of your fans!
Well, after all, I'm...
Wait a minute!
You're just saying whatever you like, you idiot!
That and that person too!
Take off your glasses and say it!
I don't know what you're saying!
Wait, wait, wait!
What's up with you?
Yokoyama, you're so nice!
Hey, you're married!
You're more popular!
Idiot! What's wrong with you?
No, you're more popular.
No, it's not like that.
No, I...
You had a lot of back and forth.
Well, I hope you'll continue to work hard in Tokyo!
But, you know, I think so too.
But, you know, even though I'm a fan and I've heard about you, you're more popular.
No, you...
Are you planning something?
You're lifting me up.
No, no, no.
Really, really.
And even though you're talking like this, you're really cute!
Are you kidding me?!
You're really...
You know how you wear that thing?!
It's really...
You know how you wear that thing?!
Cute!
No, really, you're really...
You're really...
Really, really...
I don't think we'll ever call you again.
How do you know I'm really...
How do you know I'm really... popular?
Well, you know...
Looking at my profile or something like that...
Popular?!
But you've done lots of things in your career,
so isn't it fine?!
I didn't do anything!
I went to the disco and everyone was dancing and I went like this and my face was like this...
I'm your predecessor, Yakusaka.
What is that?
That's how you've been doing it, right?
It's not like that, you know...
I want you to come from the other side.
I'm going to show you a little more of my cute side.
Until now, I've always been a dandy kind of guy.
I can't understand myself when you say that.
What do you mean you can't understand?
But you know, even if you see me on the screen all the time, I'm kind of a shy guy, you know?
But when you see me in person, it's the same attitude.
Oh, is that so?
What do you want me to do?
Huh?
What do you want me to do?
No, it's just that...
When people say I'm bad-mouthed on TV, I'm like, "No, no, you're making me look stupid."
When you see me on TV, you'll say, "No, no," but I'm normal when I'm talking outside.
That's true.
But there's a gap between us, so I'm like, "What's wrong with him? Is he normal?"
You're scary. I thought you were scary, but now that I think about it, you're kind.
That's why, even when we went golfing, Mr. Caddy kept pulling me.
Oh, because you were scared?
Because I was scared.
Everyone else was like, "Eh, well, you're number one next," but when I said it...
Number seven.
"Yes!" I said. "I'm number one!" I said. "Yes!" I said. "Yes, yes, yes!" I said.
You're completely different on TV. I thought you'd say it more fiercely.
And then I said it more fiercely.
You're kind.
You were running like, "Yes!"
"How many times next?" "Number five." "Yes!" You were like that.
At first you were like, "Pi! Pi! Pi!"
"Kazandai!" You were like that.
"Patade!" "Pa!" Why?!
I'm like that every month with Nonnon.
Oh my, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Did you learn from Nonnon?!
Non-no!
It's not "non-non"!
Ah, if you say "non-non", it's Moomin's this!
Then, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Tonight...
Yes.
...shall we ask the fans as well?
For example, who do you like among the talent fans?
Who do you like among the talent fans?
Tama-san.
Hmm...
Who do you like among the talent fans?
Don't look down on me.
Who do you like among the talent fans?
I won't look down on you.
I'm a fan of "down-down".
I said I'm a fan of "down-down", didn't I?
Why did you say that?
You guys!
If I were told that, I'd say "damn it", but why did I say "Matsumoto"?
I didn't say it like that.
Eh?
Who do you like among the talent fans?
All of them.
Who said that about me?
Thank you.
All of them!
Your face.
My face!
You're like...
...a tarako lipstick.
A tarako lipstick?
That's right.
Isn't it good?
There are people like that among them.
Well...
"down-down" fans, please use "down-down".
"down-down" proportion is also good.
I'll make sure I don't get asked that again.
Seriously.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to the next question.
This person...
I came up with the third part of 'kake' in 'match and hamajan'.
Eh, what is it?
'kake'!
There's going to be an 'all-star' in professional baseball soon.
In that game, will Selly Higg win or will Parry Higg win?
How about betting on it?
"It's around summer break, right?" "Yes, it is."
"So it's been about a month or two, right?" "Yes."
How is it? Would you like to try it?
"Well, it's good for betting, isn't it?" "Yes, I think it's good."
"Everyone knows about it." "Yes, I think it's good."
But what do you do if you lose?
It happened in the past, didn't it?
"I went on 'Zoom in on Asahi'." "I went on 'Galala'."
And I went on 'Studio Alta's electronic bulletin board tied up.
But 'all-star' knows that Parry Higg is stronger.
So if you say you'll bet on Selly Higg, I'll bet on Parry Higg.
What's that got to do with anything?!
But if you say you'll bet on Parry Higg, we didn't talk about it.
But why?!
"Parry Higg isn't that bad." "Maybe you wanted to lose too, didn't you?"
No, I didn't.
Weren't you frustrated when you went on 'Zoom in on Asahi'?
I was sleepy, but I got up and I was angry.
So think about it, Parry Higg and Selly Higg.
"Let's think about our punishment game." "That's right."
Now, let's go home.
"That's enough." "What time is it now?"
"Eight thirty." "Eight thirty?"
Why are you doing this to me?
Today, you got me juice and you're going to keep getting juice from me?!
But nobody's drinking it!
What?
Huh?
You can't drink it? What a waste.
If you do that, I'll kick you out of here!
What's wrong with you being mad at me?
What's wrong with you being mad at me for not drinking?
And you know, there's an ending to this. We can't leave here until 9 PM.
We can't leave tonight. Make us some juice.
Juice.
"Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende" juice.
What's the base for it?
I'll think about it.
Without the orange juice, you can't tell what the base is?
That's right. I'm like a cocktail or something.
I'll think about the taste.
"Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende" juice.
You can't make it?
What's wrong with you?
You know, Tanaka Seiji was playing with toys.
That's right!
That's nothing!
It won't harm you!
You just made it up and drank it!
What if you die?
I won't die!
Oh, I see.
There's something going on.
I'll think about it.
Really?
Thank you very much!
See you next week!
See you later.
Yes.
Thank you for the juice!
It cost 20,000 yen!
It can't be helped.
It cost 20,000 yen for a few people.
And 5,000 yen for me.
But you didn't drink it.
Isn't it good?
Since you gave it to me, I'll take it home and go home.
Do you think so?
Don't you think so?
Think what?
Money will solve it.
Why money?
If you're not mistaken, it's strawberry milk.
I'm not mistaken.
In that case, let's do it like that.
Also!
You've heard of it, haven't you?
It's not a punishment game, it's a gamble.
How about an all-star game?
So you've heard of it, haven't you?
I think it's good.
People all over Japan know about it.
Let's do it next time.
Next time...
I don't know who will come out.
Let's prepare it for the staff.
Let's put it on the board.
Let's do it like that.
Let's do it.
We don't know about the punishment game either.
That's it for now.
I can't use my learning anymore.
You've been here before, haven't you?
Let's meet here more and more.