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Aderego University!
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
Right?
Today is Lupin's third year.
I've been planning for this for a while now, but I couldn't get their schedules together and I'm just hanging out here.
You're finally here today.
Finally today...
So today you, Lupin, and me all will be playing Aderego.
That's amazing.
For now, we'll be the guests, and teachers!
Teachers!
Right? We'll be hosting you.
We'll have amazing guests as teachers and students.
You're good!
You're good at this!
Now, let's have them on stage!
Yamada Yasuo-san and Negoro-san, please come out!
You're serious about this, aren't you?
No, no, no.
Huh?
I'm a rafter, you know.
I'm bored.
I'm so bored I can't do anything!
That's not true!
You've done this before, haven't you?
It's new again.
Right?
Oh, you've said you were bored.
Right.
You've done it.
Right.
You've said it all of a sudden.
Oh, you know...
On the 20th...
Huh?
Really?
On the 20th?
On the 20th, Friday Roadshow will be on.
You have to watch it.
That's a new one.
Right, it's a new one.
It's a new one.
Everyone's getting carried away.
Today...
What are you doing?
Anyway, we've prepared a video for you.
We'd like you to try it.
Go ahead.
Go ahead!
Eto-Rin-sen-Do-Utsu-Do!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo, Zenia!
I've been waiting for you!
Eto-chan, I'm sorry.
Be quiet.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you well, Natsumi-chan!
Go ahead.
As you say, I'll shoot you in the back of the head!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Lupin! You again?!
You have a bad face, but be quiet!
Be quiet, please!
I can hear you well, Kojiko-chan!
It's over! It's over!
Shut up!
Oh, the old days!
It brings back memories!
I thought you'd say it first, but you said it first!
But, you know...
I do it like this...
Your eyes go like this...
You don't memorize the lines and say it yourself, do you?
If you want to memorize it, you can do it...
But you can't use that kind of ability!
Is that so?
But is it okay for me to say it like this?
Go ahead and say it.
Then I'll help you.
Oh, really?
Let's say it in order.
In order?
Oh, shall we do that?
What are you doing? I won't let you get away with this.
I'm so into you, Mr. Levin.
I miss you so much.
But Mr. Levin,
I heard that you were thrown into the mountains of Shinshu
five years ago because you didn't want to talk about foreign affairs.
Oh, Mr. Levin.
If there is a god who abandons the world, there is also a god who picks it up. Read it.
Well, there is information that Mr. Levin will get involved in the search and rescue of Sir Levin.
Therefore, we would like to arrest him with the help of your best friend, Mr. Levin.
As you can see, there is also an arrest warrant for Interpol.
Mr. Levin, thank you.
Oh, Levin. Are you really Levin?
Oh, I'm still wild.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you for your patience.
I'm really sorry.
I apologize on behalf of myself.
What?
I've never said "I'm sorry" to this man for over 20 years.
Wait, wait, wait. Why?
Are they waiting for you for three hours?
Oh, you were waiting for me?
No, it wasn't three hours!
You were waiting for me for longer!
I think I caused trouble for the staff, but I didn't know you were waiting for me like that!
Come on, tell me!
No, I mean, when I got in the taxi, there were a few people.
And they were waiting for me like this, and when I looked at their faces, their eyebrows were like this.
You know, like this.
They were turning around like this.
They were turning around like this!
I didn't know eyebrows could turn around like this!
You know...
I'm sorry.
There are people who laugh at me like this, but I still don't know what's going on.
Yeah! Not everyone is laughing!
You know, like Chibimaruko-chan in the back, there's a line here.
I'm sorry.
Chibimaruko-chan doesn't know.
She doesn't know.
You know, there's a line here, and there's a square line here.
It's like a mark of anger.
That's right! Not everyone has a face like that!
That's right, but you know...
I can't help it!
Wow, I'm a little worried.
You know...
Comedians are always late!
Hide!
Let's go!
If you're told to go in at 3 o'clock, come in at 3 o'clock and 20 minutes!
Oh, I went in 10 minutes ago.
That's right!
You know...
I was told to explain with an eddy here!
With an eddy...
No, you're a resident of Tokyo!
You know...
I'm a resident of...
You came in late in the morning!
I got on the Shinkansen at 6 o'clock!
Why do you talk to me like that?
I'm angry!
If you think you can get in at 6 o'clock...
Don't get in!
You know...
I'm...
I'm not sleeping! I thought I'd get on safely!
You guys, don't whine about things like that!
For real...
No, for real...
What's with you?
If you sleep here, you'll think it's closed in the morning!
Yeah, right?
Right?!
Then why don't you sleep?!
Ah, but I just thought I shouldn't sleep, but I get sleepy around 5 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock...
Then do something! Something!
What should I do? Tell me!
You have a house, don't you?! You have a TV, you have a video, you have something...
You have something like a Famicom or something!
No, no, no!
In Tokyo, they have a lot of 24-hour TV, but not in Osaka!
If it's past 2 o'clock, only foreigners come out!
Ah, TV, foreign TV...
That's also over at 2 and a half...
Maybe you should go get a video...
A video shop is only open until 2 o'clock!
Didn't you finish work yesterday? It's not even 12 o'clock...
I went to the video shop!
If you don't give it back today, you won't get it back tomorrow, you won't get it back on Monday...
Don't tell me not to cry!
I don't want you to cry at all!
You're not stupid at all!
It's not like that! I've asked you so many times!
You're young! You're young!
Why do you say such things?!
Why don't you use a Famicom?
I don't have a Famicom!
You have a Game Boy or something, right?
A Game Boy will make you blind!
Shut up!
Why don't you do something to wake me up?
What do you want?
What do you want, you idiot?!
Hey, hey, now you're talking like an idiot!
What do you want me to do?!
How can I ride a roadie?!
It's hard, isn't it?!
I don't think you know, but I'm doing a radio show on Saturday nights.
I'm doing it, too!
That's why you should finish it at midnight!
What a perfect fresh gag!
How is it fresh?!
If you know it, you know it!
At least you know what I'm like.
What do you mean "what I'm like"?
You're wearing a bikini, aren't you?
What do you mean "bikini"?
Finish it at midnight!
So you were really depressed last night, weren't you?
No, I wasn't! That's why I stayed up all night and couldn't ride a roadie!
Now you're talking like an idiot!
That's why I'm telling you not to sleep!
You're such an idiot!
What do you mean "sleep"?
I'm telling you not to sleep!
I thought I'd ride a roadie, but today...
Huh?!
Shouldn't I be sleeping now?
You were pretty close to Shin-Osaka, weren't you?
I was in Minami.
You were in Minami?
Aren't you from Minami, too?
Huh? Am I from Minami-chan?
It's just like usual.
- After you said it, I... - You even brought up this kind of fresh joke.
It's not a fresh joke.
You and me are basically the same. It's a shame.
- You're the worst. - Seriously!
Why did you sleep?!
I didn't think you'd get mad at me for sleeping.
Don't make fun of me!
"Why did you sleep?" "Why did you sleep?"
People who just turned on the channel will think you're my woman.
Blue?
You're kidding me!
You fell asleep, blue?
- It's tough, Kasuga. - Wake up properly!
I was awake!
What time did you wake up?
I woke up around five.
You'll make it this time, so wake up and tell me.
Now that you mention it, I won't make it.
That's what I was thinking as I fell asleep.
- I'm sorry that I'm late. - I'm sorry.
- Seriously. - I'm sorry.
I can't win against you.
- That's right, but... - What?
- I'm sorry, but it's tough, isn't it? - It's tough, but...
- I can't help it. - I can't help it.
I turned on the volume of the stereo with the timer on.
- So you'll turn up the volume when it's time, right? - That's right.
Why did you wake up like that?
When it's time, I'll go "bam!" so I woke up "bam!" and turned it off and came back.
- So you're awake? - Yes, I woke up once.
- But there's something amazing about it. - What's amazing about it?
- There's something in my bed. - Something that sucks you in?
Something that sucks you in.
- There's something amazing about it. - It's that.
- What is it? - It's the switch. The timer is too close.
- Too close? - For example, you wake up and go all the way to the entrance.
You don't turn off the switch at the entrance. It's so loud you can't stop it.
- That's right, but... - That's right, but...
I don't know what to say. There's this feeling that pulls you back.
It doesn't matter who it is, you'll be sleepy in the morning.
Yeah.
That's why you have to stand up and do your job.
What if I'm late for my paycheck?
Then pay me.
How much?
Ten thousand.
Ten thousand is nothing.
Ten thousand yen.
Ten thousand yen?
Yeah.
When?
Now!
I don't mind paying you, but if you do, where will the money go?
To this shop.
Why would it go to you? You don't have to pay for it.
Why do I have to pay for it?
I lowered my head in front of everyone!
Did you really lower it?
I did, I'm sorry.
Really?
Yeah.
But you don't have to pay for it.
Why?!
See, I paid for it.
Yeah.
What about this one?
What?
Is it okay if I pay in cash?
Yeah.
I'm sorry for being late.
Yeah.
I paid for it!
What?
Where will it go to me?
To a small house.
Why?!
Of course I'll give everyone a can of juice!
For ten thousand yen!
You're a good friend!
Okay, I don't mind.
No, really...
It's nothing.
You're late today!
It's usually half of this!
It's nothing, maybe three hundred?
How many people?
Two hundred people.
One hundred and fifty.
One hundred and fifty?
Then, for one hundred yen...
What kind of juice do you want?
Listen to me! Listen to me!
Oh, coke!
I'll pay for it! Ice coffee, please!
What's so funny?
What's so funny about ice coffee?
What's so funny about it?
But for one hundred and fifty yen, how much is it? Fifteen thousand yen?
Well, I'm a little busy right now.
Oh, I see. Well, I see.
What are you going to do about it?
Oh, come on!
But you see, it's not open right now.
Let's go to the next store and sell some juice.
It won't sell for one hundred and fifty yen!
I'll do something about it. I'll make my staff run.
There's a store downstairs that sells juice.
I'll do it for you.
I'll do it for you if you really want to drink it.
I don't want to drink it, but I'll do it for you.
Well, then...
Everyone's waiting and I'm thirsty, too.
You can't even drink a little bit of water in Japan, can you?
You can't get drunk with water.
I know, I know. I'll do it.
Right?
Well, anyway...
There's a second one. Right?
There's a second one.
I'll do it after the first one is over.
You're serious!
Go ahead.
I'll give it to you properly at the second one.
To everyone.
You must do it.
Yes, I must do it.
Well, we made a promise now, so it's okay.
So we'll go up to the stage one by one.
You can't be a comedian!
Now you're my enemy!
What's up with him?!
I wanted to do that, but he said it.
You idiot! No matter how much time you have, it's not enough!
If you're really bad at it, it'll be about ten o'clock.
Ten o'clock?!
Is there a good reason for that?!
You're just handing out juice to everyone because you're a kid!
You're right.
My head is spinning.
Before that...
Yeah?
Anyway, it'll be about ten o'clock.
Well, it'll be about ten o'clock.
Even though it's my can juice.
Then we'll meet up later like we promised.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're bad at it.
What?!
You're bad at it.
Well, I don't know about that.
You're bad at it?!
You call yourself "bad at it"?!
But you know, it was really crowded!
What?
The streets were really crowded!
Where?
Osaka, Osaka.
To the station?
To the station. It was amazing!
I was surprised!
Well, it's not like I overslept or anything, but I managed to make it in time.
I was surprised!
I opened the door of the apartment and saw a crowded cow car!
You're annoying.
Juice isn't enough!
Get me some sweets.
Let me introduce you.
You're amazing.
You're like a father cow.
It's been a while since I heard that name.
Well, when I first heard it, I thought it was Matsusaka cow.
But it's Akiko Nakayama.
It's Akiko Nakayama, right?
She's a girl.
She was born in Shizuoka prefecture.
She's doing something like a model, right?
Is she doing anything?
You're not an amateur dancer, are you?
You're not Katagi, are you?
Katagi! Katagi!
You're doing dance, jazz dance, ballet, aerobics, aren't you?
Damn it!
Can you do an Appen dance?
What kind of Appen dance?
You're dancing, aren't you?
What do you want me to do?
You're laughing and dancing like this for no reason.
What are you doing?
I can't do it.
What do you want me to do?
Thank you very much.
Well, it can't be helped.
On June 20th's "Gaki no Tsukai wa Arahende",
there were flies flying above Hama-chan and Mat- chan.
Does downtown smell?
Is there such a strict way of saying things?
It really was like that.
Oh, really?
This show has been on for about two episodes now.
The flies have been flying all over the place.
You know, when I look in the mirror, I usually don't care about it.
But you know, I don't care about it.
Oh, I didn't notice it at all.
The flies were flying all over the place.
They were flying all over the place.
Once I thought they were out of frame, they came out again and said "again".
Oh, I don't know about that at all.
I didn't care about it at all.
We were just talking to each other.
I couldn't stand it if it was out of frame.
Hey, you guys.
I said, "touch me too."
Why do you think I don't know about it?
I was trying to be cool, but I didn't notice it.
Oh, I see.
If I tell you about this, you'll never believe me.
You'll never believe me, but I'm not lying, so will you believe me?
I was watching TV at home after school.
Why did you take a break?
I'll start from there.
I was about to go to school when I opened the door.
That's enough!
I heard you. I was wrong.
So what did you do?
I took a break in the wind.
Then I was watching TV and the weather forecast started.
This is a real story.
The weather forecast started.
It started.
Keep going.
Then there was a building in the upper floor.
The weather was good.
Sometimes it was sunny and cloudy.
It looked like a supermarket.
Behind me was a picture of the sky.
Then there was a cloud in the cloud area.
It wasn't my TV.
It was on the board.
It wasn't on the board, but on the camera lens.
It can't be.
I thought it was a cloud.
People don't believe me.
It's a lie!
I have once, and I'm going to say something dirty again, but I have once had a really long fever.
That's because you pooped.
I did. I wiped it.
I wiped it and threw it away and it kept on flying.
That's why I have a long fever.
Why does it look like Spartan X?
Dondoro dondoro dondoro dondoro dondoro dondoro dondoro
Hot! Hot! Hot!
I was really surprised about that.
Why don't you believe me? Even if you say things like that, no one will believe you!
Really?
I have a hundred stories like that.
Let's go together.
Let's introduce them one by one.
Next week we'll do it with the same audience.
Next week, these people will drink cold drinks in one hand and watch the show in a cool mood.
There is no such show until now.
Don't use it from now on.
If I give you candy juice at the vending machine, my work today may go up in red.
It seems you will give us juice.
That's right. Do you really have it?
Of course I do. You're late.
It's 15,000 yen, right?
Well, for now. For now, it's 15,000 yen.
"You're late" doesn't sound good.
You're late.
No, no, that's right, but...
You're late.
There must be a better way of saying it.
What kind of way of saying it is that?
Like... "here" or something like that.
What is that?
Don't be angry.
Make it six letters.
I'm angry.
What are you doing?
And you know...
We're doing a virtual show.
In October.
We'll do it.
In September.
We'll do it, we'll do it.
We'll do it in September.
A virtual show.
I told you we'd do it!
We'll do it!
I told you we'd do it!
We'll do it, right?
We'll do it, we'll do it.
Let's do it.
We'll do it.
The preliminary round starts in September, so the preliminary round will be around the end of August.
So for that, what kind of virtual show will we do?
You know, recently...
You know, we didn't have a chance.
Yeah.
One more.
We couldn't come.
We didn't have time.
It was sudden.
So this time...
Really...
How do I say it...
As a comedian...
My power...
I have about a month.
I'll think about it.
This is different from being an amateur.
Yeah.
That's why it's perfect.
This is it.
Which one?
The chameleon announced it.
I did it, I did it!
If you're watching this on TV and you're wondering how it is...
This is a high-level show.
If you can make it to round A, we'll send you a virtual show.
Right there.
Also...
Um...
Customers...
Yeah.
Should we try it with only men?
Yeah.
This is for male customers.
What kind of criteria is "male"?
If it's male, it's fine.
If there's a man...
So if it's male, it's fine.
If it's male, it's fine.
So if there's a man...
As long as there's a man!