AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen...
Today we don't have an opening, do we?
That's right.
We don't have an opening.
We don't.
Why is that?
Huh?
Why don't we have an opening today?
We always do it, don't we?
Chiki-chiki, nantara-gantara, it can't be helped.
Today we smoke geta-bako.
On Sunday, right?
Yes.
Sunday at three o'clock.
Was it Higashi... Honkan of Nittere?
Nishi Honkan.
Yes.
At Nishi Honkan...
Yes.
We smoke geta-bako and leave it there...
Yes.
If you want it, come and get it.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Today you came.
It's strange.
Why?
I was there.
Why weren't you there?
You came at three o'clock and missed it.
Why didn't you come?
Huh?
Everyone was waiting in line.
Yes.
Huh?
No, no, no, no.
What's wrong?
Last night...
Everyone told me to come in a cat costume.
Really?
You only say "nya-nya" so everyone says "nya-nya".
That's right, that's right.
I was getting more and more angry.
And I thought I'd laugh it off too.
Last night I was making plushies and I thought I'd wear a cat costume tomorrow.
Yes.
It took me until midnight and I was like "kokkuri- kokkuri".
Don't make fun of me!
That...
There wasn't such a record.
But I managed to wake up in time.
Yes.
Come on, let's go in a cat costume.
You don't even need a swimsuit.
"Run until we get there!" I thought and ran in a cat costume.
I got eaten by a dog.
Do you want to go to the park or something?
Use it as a monitor.
You know, there's a auction.
If there's a lot of money, let's do a lottery.
So, you know that "gara-gara" in the shopping district?
I got "gara-gara".
Oh, really?
So, if I get a gold ball, I'll smoke and eat it.
Oh, if you win...
Anyway, let's watch it.
Go ahead.
It looks like a cat.
It looks like someone.
But, you know...
It's working properly.
She's screaming like this.
What's up with you?
Now, let's start the 9th round of "Doing Geta- bako".
Cameraman, please shake her a little.
This is the number of people who said "wear a cat costume" at 3 p.m. on Sunday.
How stupid you are!
Today is a very nice day on Sunday!
Why did you come here?
What time did you come here?
If you say that, I will...
Do Geta-bako.
I should have done it.
It's a normal vibe.
Bye-bye. I'm leaving.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, you.
It's a loss!
Yes, yes, yes.
What's a loss?
You're wearing white.
Why did you drop it?
No, it's not.
What is it?
Thank you.
Is there really such a thing?
You even have a hanger on your face.
How old are you now?
No...
You're so faithful that I'm starting to feel a little jealous.
Are you enjoying your date?
What do you mean?
Is this part of the date course?
You're starting to like it, aren't you?
You're a cat, aren't you?
Are you going to hit me or not?
No, I made it myself.
Really?
I made it myself.
What's with this article?
It's good, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Hurry up!
It's a loss!
You came all the way here.
I don't want it anymore!
You're good!
You're a cow and you say you don't want it anymore!
Thank you very much!
You're a cow and you say you don't want it anymore!
Good luck!
It's a loss!
What is it?
What's written?
When a gold ball comes out...
Gold ball!
Editing and editing, I can finally sleep!
What is it, Lord Abus?
I hate gold!
That means...
You have to take this back with you today.
Are you ready to take it back?
No.
Where's your house?
Kawasaki.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Didn't you just say that?
I was going to buy it, but you brought it here.
Dog! Dog!
Dog!
Amazing, isn't it?
Isn't it obvious?
Because you got it right!
Hey!
I don't know.
Are you taking the train with this?
No.
It stinks.
I don't know the answer.
It definitely stinks!
Did you see it?
You have to say it out loud!
Dog!
It's amazing, isn't it?
What is it?
No way! What is it?
It's a bicycle, isn't it?
I didn't know it was like this.
It's still open!
Is it a present?
Yes, it is.
Thank you for your nice shoes.
Thank you.
Is that all?
OK.
We went by train.
It was hard to get on.
It's amazing.
We didn't do anything.
We just brought our boat here.
We arrived and put our shoes in.
We wrote letters and asked people to send us their photos.
Now we put our clothes in our boats.
That's one way of using it.
This stinks!
He's folding his clothes and putting them in.
You haven't smelled it up close, so you probably don't know it, but...
If you ride a train or something like that, you end up making that kind of face!
It smells really bad!
The lobby and the first floor smelled really bad!
It smells really bad! I think men will know it, but...
Why?!
It smells like when you're on the second floor and you're peeing!
This is...
It smells like penis!
The Smell of Pee
So...
The commercial is back.
That's great!
You're a troublemaker!
I am a troublemaker!
This is the first time we've done this show for a long time!
It's been a long time!
What's going to happen with this show from now on?
Yeah!
This is going to be difficult!
Every time! Every time!
You're not thinking of anything and just talking!
There are a lot of people who think like that!
You're not thinking of anything and just talking!
That's right!
You're always talking for an hour!
And you're editing for...
About 20 minutes, right?
So...
If you just show us what you're talking about, we can do about five minutes of it!
We can do it!
Sometimes...
You're trying to be lazy!
Sometimes you say "take a break!"
Sometimes you say things that you can't broadcast!
That's not true!
I don't say things I can't broadcast!
That's not true!
I don't know if you said "take a break!" to him or not!
You know...
After the broadcast, let's study a little today!
Study? What are you talking about?
How many years have you been doing this?
You can't say "take a break!" like this!
It's red!
Which TV says "take a break!" like this?
Is there a live one?
Is "take a shit" okay?
No...
It can't be like this!
What do you mean? It's fine!
It's "chin chin"!
It's fine! Is "chin chin" fine?
Even if you say "chin chin" to me, I won't think of it as anything.
But if you say "chin po", I'll think of it as "woah"!
"Chin po"!
If you say it like that, I'll think of it as "wow"!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Don't say things you shouldn't say!
You're only twenty something minutes old!
It's useless now.
But it's really difficult to do a broadcast.
Yes, it is.
It's getting worse and worse, so I can't talk anymore.
But you know, if you say something negative about a different show, you'll get a golden word.
Like "easy-to-understand".
That's fine, right?!
It's fine!
I want you to do that for this show!
That's right!
I want you to cut out a lot of that part!
I was surprised the other day, too.
I was like, "Is he crazy?!"
I was watching it at home and I was cold!
I wasn't watching it for cheap, but I was watching it with other people.
That's right!
Even if it's a new show.
That's right.
It's scary, isn't it?
You know, there are a lot of seniors in Yoshimoto.
You have to be careful.
That's right.
There are about 250 seniors, so you can't say bad things about them.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You talk too much about people in the shadows.
You can't say bad things about people you've never said before!
I'm about to cry listening to you say bad things about them!
I'm serious!
You've never said anything bad about them?
You can't say bad things about me, either!
That's a different story.
That's not a bad thing, but you can't say it about people in the shadows!
You can't say it about people in the shadows!
No, no, it's not like that.
I've never said anything bad about you.
There's no way.
There's a lot of bad things about you.
But it's not in front of you or behind you.
Wait!
What?
There's a lot of bad things about you.
There is!
There's a lot of bad things about you.
It's mostly about work.
I don't like that.
Why not?!
What?
Why?!
You're the one I protect the most.
Okay, okay.
I've taken care of your work issues.
How many years have you been in this world?!
Okay, I'll say it again.
You...
You can't grow long hair on your earplugs.
I shave when I shave my beard.
Does it matter?!
I'm always worried about this because I'm a stand- up comedian.
It's hard for me to do something.
What can you do for me?
Does it matter?!
You sometimes have a bad breath.
I said it in books.
What can you do for me?!
I have a bad breath!
That's not true!
You...
Your short hair
and your long hair.
I know all of them.
It makes me angry.
That's why you should shave.
What?
Don't shave your funny eyebrows!
What do you mean "what do you mean"?
You know...
What?
I've been mad at you for a while now.
Then say it!
Don't put the mic on me in a place like this!
Damn it!
OK, shall we go now?
OK, please come out!
Oh, you!
Oh, you're a bunny girl today!
Is this how you dress in the field?
Do you have a job like that?
What's so funny?
You're Suzuki Hiroko, aren't you?
How old are you?
Twenty-two years old.
I heard you're a party companion.
Oh, you know, you used to work at Marui.
Oh, you're right!
Why did you quit?
Oh, I don't like it.
Did you meet your boss or something like that?
No way!
Come over here!
Is that so?
That's how it is, isn't it?
Is that so?
Well, I always ask you this.
Let me ask you which one you like.
Regularly...
Oh, well...
Give me one.
I'm not popular lately.
Which one do you like?
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Let's introduce it quickly.
Well, Matsumoto-san said that Hamada's little sister is ugly.
Hamada-san is laughing and there is no sign of anger.
What do you think about it?
No, I'm not saying that she is ugly or not ugly.
I'm not saying that she is ugly or not ugly.
She is a comedian, so it's cool for her to say, "What are you doing?"
About her little sister?
Yes.
What do you think about it?
It's a difference in human aesthetic sense.
She is ugly or not ugly?
But I don't think about it!
I don't like it, but I don't like it, so I don't go home.
If my father goes home, I can't say things about my family.
That's right.
Everyone in the neighborhood is looking at me and I can't go home.
Even if I don't say it, I don't know what to say about my family.
You don't know your family members, do you?
You say it!
You can't say that about your family.
You should say it yourself!
Say what?
That you were poor, or that your dad was weird.
You shouldn't say that!
Your dad gets mad at you sometimes, when you go home.
Of course he gets mad!
Really?
Of course!
But you're poor, you can't say that!
You can't say you're poor!
My sister got divorced and came back home, and her car was a microwave.
If you say that, my sister won't have a home!
You poor thing, really!
I'm glad you came back with a microwave!
What are you talking about?!
It's true!
Don't say that again!
I didn't have a real microwave!
Even if you didn't have one, you don't have to say you brought it with your sister's money!
But when I received the microwave, my family was amazing!
Really...
Now you're saying something cold will warm you up...
That's right, that's right...
When my dad came home in winter, he tried to go inside...
Shut up!
Really?!
You're making fun of me...
I'm not!
Seriously...
Let me introduce you...
In Saitama Prefecture...
Hatanaka Miki-chan...
Maki-chan...
Yes...
Last week...
No, not last week...
Every week, you look exactly like her!
Okay, let's get down to business...
Have you ever been told you look like someone?
What I think you two look like is...
Hama-chan is Fumiya of the Checkers...
You guys talk!
You always do!
You guys talk!
Oh, me...
If I wear a hat like this...
I look like a monster...
You...
You guys talk!
I've been told that a lot...
That's right...
If I do this, I look like a monster...
Chan, you have big ears!
Don't say that!
But you can't say you look like a monster...
Really?
What about me?
Well...
This girl is...
Hama-chan is Fumiya of the Checkers...
And Macchan is a cockroach...
Macchan is a cockroach...
Don't you think it looks like an insect like a cicada?
I've been told it looks like an elephant or a rhino...
It's a rhino!
What do you mean? It looks like a cockroach!
This is just my opinion...
I don't know about others...
Mine looks like something even worse!
I've been told it looks like...
Let's see...
Watanabe Ken!
I've been told it looks like him...
I've been told it looks like Art Darlin...
Really?
I've been told it looks like Rassal Ishii!
There are a lot of people who look like you!
You look like Fujiko Fujio!
Why?!
I'm serious!
That's enough for today...
It's time for the game!
What do you want me to say?!
I'm tired of you!
What do you mean you don't like me saying "no" and "no", when I am a comedian?
What do you want me to say?!
What?!
Standard language?!
You've been speaking that since the very beginning!
You are not speaking it!
That's standard language! You are not speaking it!
So this is our standard language of standard words, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
But we're still trying to speak it properly.
Yes, yes, yes.
Osaka people will never get better.
No matter how long it's been, we have a policy for this.
No matter how long it's been, if you say "saa" or "na", you'll run out of breath, won't you?
I'm telling you.
You know, I...
The other day...
What do you mean "say"?
Listen to what I'm about to say, listen to the dialogue!
Well, you know...
There's only "say" in Tokyo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Say" changes to "you know..."
You know what?
You know...
Um, which way? Tokyo?
You know what?
There's only two.
There's only two, right? If you're in Osaka, you know, you know...
You know...
That manga, that song, that dot...
- By the way... - Yes?
- Since it's getting hot... - Yeah?
- Should we go somewhere cool? - Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's go somewhere where it's cool. - Yeah.
- It's cool, right? - Yeah, but...
If we talk a little next week and sweat a little, let's go home.
Whether it's hot or cold...
- No, seriously... - Huh?!
- Well, let's do it somewhere cool. - Yeah.
- Let's do it somewhere cool. - Yeah.
- Let's smoke a lot of cigarettes. Thank you for coming. - No, seriously...
- I couldn't help it, so... - What couldn't you do? You were just sleeping.
- No, no, no, no. - What is it?
- I've been wanting to say it for a long time, so I'll say it. - Go ahead.
- It's been a long time, right? - Yeah.
- I've been wanting to say it for a long time, so I'll say it. - Good!
- Goodbye for now... - Goodbye!
- It's nice to smoke cigarettes again like this... - Yeah.
- It's pretty nice even if the change is big. - Yeah...
- So we'll say goodbye one more time like this. - Yeah.
- Goodbye for now... - Goodbye!