AISubs v3.5
"Bonsan" came out one by one
Hello
I hate wearing the same clothes as Hiromi
You are wearing the same clothes
Hey!
Who told you to wear the same clothes?
In Osaka, while I'm talking about "boda boda"
Today's "boda boda" is a game
Indian Fundoshi
"Indian Fundoshi"?
Yes, this is mainly done in the Kanto area
After that
Chuchu Taco Catering
This is done all over Japan
In Tokyo, this "taco" is called "idiot"
This "taco" came from there
Chuchu Taco Catering
Dalma-san fell down
This is costly
This is costly!
This "taco" came all the way from Hokkaido to Kyushu
This "taco" has no origin or anything
But it's a big "taco"
This "taco" is not from the Philippines
What do you mean?
You know, when the S.M. station shook its whip.
Don't tell me it's Yoko!
Hey!
What do you mean "me"?
You're obviously Yoko!
Don't piss me off, you idiot!
Don't tell me it's Yoko!
Hey!
I don't know what Yoko did!
Are you Yazawa Eikichi?
Don't tell me it's Yazowa Eikichi!
What's with you? Don't play with feints like that!
The problem is next to you!
Hey, don't do that!
Don't do that!
Hey, you! You just gave me such a good one!
What?
The problem is next to you!
What are you doing?
Can't you see me?
The problem is next to you!
Don't do that!
The problem is next to you!
Hey, you! You're perfect!
Connect me!
Hey, Kobayashi!
Hey, connect me!
Hey, Nitta!
The problem is next to you!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait!
What's wrong with you?
You're like Tomiko when you're looking at me perfectly!
What's wrong with you?
Right?
Why didn't you call him?
That's right! That's right!
The problem is next to you!
He moved!
No! He's a kid! A kid!
He's a kid!
Stop it!
Nobody's stopping you!
He's a kid!
You...
You can't do that!
He's a kid!
You can't do that!
Stop it!
I'm a little heavy right now.
Ah, sorry, my bad!
I'm sorry!
I'm a little heavy right now.
What you did to me...
Stop it!
Shit!
Let's go!
What do we do?!
One, two, three...
Where are you taking me?!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Good morning!
Well, let's do our best!
It's tough, isn't it?
Well, you know...
Today, you know...
I hope I can be someone like you.
I hope so, too!
I hope I can be someone like you.
I hope so, too.
Today, you know...
I hope I can be someone like you.
I hope so, too.
You know...
You gave me this earlier.
"Why do you wear this?" I said.
Do all the other staff members wear bangs?
No, they don't... They do...
It doesn't matter, but it's Yokoyama's store!
But recently, Hamada-kun, you've started acting, right?
"Started"? No, it's just that I've been acting for a little while...
You've been acting, leaving me and him alone...
It's just that I don't feel like doing it...
I hate acting...
Yeah, I don't feel like doing it...
It's long, right? One cut, one cut...
Yeah, it's really long...
It doesn't suit me...
But when it comes to acting skills, I'm ten times better than you...
Acting skills and singing skills, you're better than me...
Seriously...
If you think like that, then it's fine...
Huh?
You think you can beat me in singing skills?
Idiot!
It's fine, it's fine...
It's not like it's a sudden opening, so there's no point in arguing about it...
I've lost...
I haven't lost...
Wait!
No, seriously...
No, seriously!
You're the one who's bad at singing in Yoshimoto, Shinsuke Hamada!
Shut up!
Who's going to admit it?!
Akashiya Sanma, you too.
Sanma Sanmo, you three.
Why me?
What kind of singing do you do?
You're good at singing, aren't you?
You don't know what recording is, do you?
You sing a song, right? You cut out all the good parts, right?
And then you put all the good parts together and make it into one song.
It's not like all the good parts are in the record, you know?
You idiot! In your case, it's only this part.
It's only this wide.
It's not like that!
In your case, it took you three hours to record, but I finished it in thirty minutes.
That's because you sang it differently!
It's got nothing to do with that!
You should listen to your own song and come back!
I never cut out the real sound!
You know, Misora Hibari's song is difficult, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, like a river's flow...
I'm not going to explain it yet!
I'm not going to explain it yet, but...
Are you even going to sing that song?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
For now...
Ah, like a river's flow...
That's it.
You're a genius!
Close your eyes and turn around.
Ah, like a river's flow...
That's not good. Not good at all.
You've never sung it before!
Not good at all.
Then sing it!
I'll sing it.
I'll sing it beautifully.
When I sing it, it's like a river's flow.
Sing it.
I'll raise my voice.
Ah, like a river's flow...
You'll never be good at acting.
Ah, like a river's flow...
You!
Why do you like smiling so much?
You can't talk to me in a refreshing way.
Ah, like a river's flow...
That's not it. You're the easiest to talk to.
Her smile...
It's like a river's flow!
No, no, it's not like that.
Really?
You can't talk to me in a refreshing way.
Ah, like a river's flow...
She noticed it.
Can I clap my hands?
That's weird.
What is it?
That's where you're stupid.
No, it's not that you look cool, you just look cool.
I didn't ask you if you were gay or not.
That's because you were slapping me.
You know it's her, but you say it's weird.
I'm that kind of person.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
No matter who says it...
At first...
At first you think it's someone else, and then you notice it's her.
That's normal.
You're in the Self-Defense Force.
No, but...
What?
Look!
She's mad!
It's been 30 minutes!
She...
What's wrong with her?!
I can't wait any longer!
There she is!
Matsumoto-kun!
You're underestimating me.
What's with you?
What's with that face?
What's with you?
Hey!
A million dollar smile!
You know that kind of scene?
It's kind of like you.
It's a comedy-touch drama, and it stinks!
It's like you're blaming your boss.
And your boss is behind you.
And you're like...
It stinks!
And you're like...
What?!
Who's doing that?
Who is it?
Stop it!
Who is it?
Shall we ask her name?
Go ahead!
You have quite a good style.
Shall we introduce you?
Ebihara Yumi-san.
How old are you?
43 years old.
Are you 22?
43 years old.
What about your boyfriend?
When I asked you this last time, you said you had one.
I don't have one.
Why not?
- You don't have one? - No.
- Why? - Why?
But you know, there are lonely nights.
- Are you okay? - Thank you very much.
- What would you like? - Anything is fine.
Let me read it for you.
Special request. Pen name.
Nobody has that kind of time.
You shouldn't laugh about it.
Open your mouth and talk. You don't know what you're saying.
I'll say it clearly.
Open your mouth more.
Special request.
Special request. Pen name. Pekepeke.
Good evening. In my school, if you go to Osaka, you'll find a name that you can't help but laugh about.
That name is Baba Dai.
Baba Dai.
Is that his name?
Excuse me, but my mother is from Osaka, so she laughed when she heard this name at the entrance ceremony.
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
You know, right?
In Osaka, "baba" means "poo" in Japanese.
So you don't care about it, do you?
But in Osaka, "baba dai" is laughed about, isn't it?
That's how it is.
You'll be bullied about it.
The other day, I was riding a train in Togyo.
I was riding with my friends and said, "Wow, I want to be a baba."
But people riding trains in Togyo don't care about it at all.
Oh, sorry!
Wait! Wait!
It's nothing like that, even if you're an idol.
No, that's not what I mean.
You're just saying that because you're tired of it.
I don't care about that.
Can I see it?
I don't care about it at all.
Let me show you.
I'm a little nervous about it.
You idiot!
I'm sure you'll be surprised.
What's that?
What do you think of it?
I think it's pretty interesting.
Once a year, Yoshimoto talks about negotiating his salary.
Right now, Ikuyo Kurio is wearing a see-through costume and negotiating.
Shinsuke is writing on a scroll and negotiating.
Norio is introducing girls and trying to negotiate.
But in the end, Nozanago says that he hasn't noticed this mechanism yet.
Have you really not noticed this mechanism?
And if you were to negotiate now, how would you negotiate?
By the way, Hanshin Giant said that if you woke up and said you wouldn't work, you could rest for the rest of your life.
Negotiation is...
I'm properly divided into sections.
I negotiate my salary.
This regular person says, "Let's do it."
This person says, "It's fine."
Right? There's something like that.
I'd like to do something like this.
And this guy says, "It's money, right?"
I negotiate my salary.
This guy is dirty!
Yes!
You were the first one who didn't say anything and came to me.
This guy is dirty.
It's you!
One day, I'll sell my hair.
The other day, I got a call from my manager, and he said, "Why do you have so much money on you?"
I said, "Give me back my money, you idiot!" He said, "Give me back my money, you idiot!"
I said, "Give me back my money, you idiot!"
While the manager was talking about how to spend the money, he and my manager called him.
They said to each other, "What do you want?"
I said, "I don't really..."
I don't really like money...
- Don't make up stories. - What's wrong with you?
Why do I have so many great stories?
I've told you so many times in the studio.
But the director doesn't like it.
I don't need money.
Why do you tell me so many times in the studio?
I don't have power and money for my manager.
- Why do you have so few stories? - What are you talking about?
- I don't need money at all.
- Don't lie. - I don't need this job.
See you!
I don't want you to have my character.
Why are you happy about it?
- Kushimoto is a strange company. - Shinsuke said something funny.
I'm sorry, but can you give me your character?
Take off your jacket and come to me.
I'm serious.
Give me your character and come to me.
What will you do if you win?
I'll make a joke and say, 'Give me your character.'
Will you do it?
Come to me.
What kind of company is it?
It's a strange company.
There is a president.
He founded Yoshimoto.
He has a childish personality.
How old is he?
He's 92 years old.
He's got a cane.
He goes crazy with a cane in his company.
I'm serious.
He goes crazy with a cane.
I asked him what happened.
He said, 'I went to the bathroom and I didn't flush.'
I asked my managers to flush the toilet.
I asked my managers to push the handkerchief.
I asked my managers to flush the toilet.
I'm serious.
I asked my managers what they were doing in the bathroom.
They said, 'Am I fired?'
No, I'm fired. I'm fired anyway.
Yoshimoto's way of doing things is to not fight.
He tries to end the high spirits. That's what's dirty about it.
Like how Katsura and Yasushi fought,
there's a line of people who got pulled out.
When they noticed, two groups of people were going up.
That's Yoshimoto's way of doing things.
But his way of talking is good.
That's why I don't say anything.
I say, "Let's do it like this. Let's do it like this."
This is a very strange company.
Let's do our best.
But look, I don't have any rivals in Yoshimoto.
That's painful.
In the company?
That's right!
Like how Katsura and Yasushi fought,
there's a line of people who get pulled out.
Right?
You think you can beat me?
I'm proud of you!
Yasushi tries his best.
Then you three can...
Three of you?
Come up here. Come up here.
If you can come up here, welcome!
You did a special, didn't you?
I did, I did.
It was like that again, wasn't it?
That was, uh, share 79.
That's a long time!
Yes.
In the middle of the night.
Yes.
That's amazing!
Views are...
Yes.
1.2 billion.
That's a lot of money!
Is that so?
Also, you know...
You haven't done any events or anything like that, have you?
You've done a lot of things before, haven't you?
Like, you were happy to be the winner, and now you're preparing for it.
In that sense, you haven't moved much lately.
It's not that I haven't moved.
It's just that you're slowly starting to move.
That's what I'm like!
I'm like, "Is it okay for me to be the winner?"
But they're like, "A little bit," and I'm like, "Oh well."
Even if you say, like, "A little bit,"
they're like, "Oh well, I'll do it!"
And you're like...
Hey!
I'm the only one who hasn't played a punishment game.
What are you talking about?
Hamada busking is my favorite.
Are you stupid?
What are you talking about?
I don't even remember the words I learned.
So, you know...
There's a lot of things.
Right?
Didn't you say something?
Like, "I like you."
Don't you like me?
Do you like me?
What do you mean by "jumper"?
I like you, I like you.
You know...
Hat...
Toilet paper...
Oh, you're talking about dolls, right?
Stuffed toys?
Stuffed toys that look like stuffed toys.
Right, right.
You know...
- Hurry up! - What?
- Lucky! - Yeah?
- I gave you Lucky, didn't I? - Yeah.
- Right? - Yeah.
- You know, I... - Basically, say it in front of the camera.
- I gave you Lucky, didn't I? - Yeah.
- You know, when I came out of my house... - Yeah?
- A woman came up to me and said... - Yeah?
- "Thank you for giving me Lucky." - She's young!
- She's a pig!
- She's not young! - No, no...
- She said "thank you" to her daughter. - Oh...
- She said "thank you" to her daughter. - Oh, yeah?
- If she knew, she wouldn't have done it. - See? See?
- What are you doing? - Huh?
- You can't see it like that. - What?
- Justice! Justice! - I'm getting more and more assistants.
- And I'm getting more and more questions and letters. - Yeah.
- I'm getting more and more assistants. - Yeah.
- And I'm getting more and more assistants. - Yeah.
- And I'm getting more and more assistants. - I'm getting more and more assistants.
- And now, we're going to the Lucky's Sky Alley for the next hour. - Let's go!