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Ladies and Gentlemen...
It's a little different from usual.
There's a lot of businessmen.
Today we have a little more customers than usual.
Today is a special.
There are about 20 people more than usual.
Oh, really?
It's all the same!
Oh, I see.
There are a lot of people from outside of Tokyo, and about 5 out of 20 people are Filipinos.
Most of them are kids, right?
Well, it's one hour today.
Right! Today we don't use kids.
It's a special!
If it's a special, we'll use a little more money.
It's exactly the same!
The most money we're spending today is on this place.
It seems like we're spending a lot of money here.
Oh, wait!
There's only one board left.
Oh, I'm happy about that!
Usually it's three, but today it's four!
It says "Little Downtown" and "Special" at the bottom.
Anyone can make that!
Right, right.
You're the best!
I'll say this for now.
Today, Tuesday night at one...
...forty minutes.
What's wrong with you?
Today is amazing!
A lot of young people come out and we don't do any jokes.
It's always a thirty minute show.
Right, right.
We have to do a manzai for the first time in a while.
Everyone will do a joke, right?
And in the end...
Oh, I see.
Your reaction is bad, so let's not do it.
I really don't think we should do it.
Right?
We should do a manzai for young people.
We have time.
Let's not do it.
We don't have any jokes.
Today's main guest is a young guy from Osaka.
That's right.
Right?!
We're going to support him today.
That's right.
Besides, I'm pretty tired today.
My head hurts too, to be honest.
But it doesn't matter.
You're saying weird things.
How many times do I have to say it and my head hurts?
When you were a kid, you got kicked out of somewhere, right?
You've been pulled by a car, right?
Oh, that's right! I've been hit by a truck!
This guy is amazing!
Seriously!
When I was little, my dad told me to go get a cigarette.
So I went and cut a curve.
And I fell!
And behind me, there was a truck that was slowly backing up.
And it went "go-ton"!
"Go-ton"! "Go-ton"!
And it went "go-ton"! "Go-ton"!
And I was like, "Ah, I can't smell cigarettes anymore!"
You're a bad kid, Nekka!
I've thought I died once even while skateboarding.
When it was popular back in the day?
When it was popular back in the day, I hit my head against a heavy road and said "go-ton"!
Your head?
My head! And you could hear it yourself!
Oh, that's a good move!
Yeah!
Why did you do that? You were just standing there!
"Go-ton"! "Go-ton"!
"Go-ton"!
Why did you do that? You were just standing there!
"Go-ton"! "Go-ton"!
I'm not saying what I heard from someone else!
I heard it from my own mouth!
Do you understand that?
Let's go back for a moment.
Yes, go ahead.
Seriously...
Today, for the opening...
Yes.
Can you show it for now?
Yes.
The monitor and...
And...
Somehow...
It's been a while since I've seen you like that!
You can laugh!
I haven't done it for a while, though...
I'm Nitta Atsuo-kun, my manager.
Um...
About Yoshimoto Kougen...
Everyone...
People in Osaka probably know about it, but...
People in Tokyo probably don't know about it.
Yes.
What kind of talent does he have?
There are quite a lot of people who say, "Oh, what? Did he do Yoshimoto?"
That's right!
Well, today...
I don't think most young people know about it, so...
Yes.
I thought I'd explain it to you briefly.
What is this?
Yoshimoto Kougen...
Yoshimoto Kougen!
Notteru Notteru!
This is...
Today, June 16th...
Well, it's today, but...
June 16th...
Right now...
It's in the way, so...
I'll move it...
Yes.
First of all, Yoshimoto Kougen!
Yes!
There are quite a lot of people...
That's right.
There are about 50,000 Yoshimoto Kougen talents.
There are!
Do you know how many people there are?
Yoshimoto Kougen's talents...
50,000 people!
Hey!
There are about 250 people...
250 people...
Talents...
There are about that many.
So...
How should I say it...
I'll explain it to you...
Briefly...
I'll explain it to you...
Well, everyone knows...
Yes.
In the field...
Yes.
Well, for now...
First of all...
Yes.
Yasushi Kiyoshi!
Eh?
Well, actually...
There's...
No one here...
Yasushi-kun is going somewhere... Ah, where is he going? Where is Yasushi-kun going?
Yasushi-kun, what's going to happen? What's going to...
Oh, Saito, let me use this place.
Well, Yasushi-kun.
Well, you know, there are various things, but...
Well, this is a general thing, so...
Well, it's a general thing, so...
Well, it depends on the year and number of regular books and so on, but...
Well, for now, in Yoshimoto Kogyo, you can think of it as being lined up, right?
Yasushi-kun and Katsuna-san, right?
Yes, this is, well...
Well, it's lined up, right?
Yes.
There are still a lot of people under 250 people on this fishing island.
Yes.
And next...
Yes.
Well, well...
It's selling well, right?
Right?
Shinsuke.
Right?
Shinsuke-san.
And then...
It's strange.
It's like this.
Well, generally speaking, it's like this.
Like this?
It's like this.
No, I mean...
No, it's a single picture, right?
Yes, yes, it's a single picture.
Well, you can think of it as being lined up, right?
There are various things, right?
Right?
Well, these words are difficult to say...
It's like this, right?
This.
Right?
Ah, ah, ah...
It's like this.
It's in this can, too!
In this can, too.
So, as a senior, there are people like Hanshin Giant...
Right, right.
Katsura Bunchin...
Right, right.
Well, well...
Later...
No, there are things...
Well, well...
I'll say it randomly like this.
Right?
There are people like this, right?
Right, right.
It's fine, right?
There are no boards like that!
Right, right.
Look, I'm making excuses for everyone.
I don't know who's watching.
Well, well, well...
It's like this, right?
Right.
There are a lot of people in this can, too!
But, well...
Here, look...
Let's make it a dotted line, right?
Like this...
This can, right?
This can is also dotted like this.
Gyo-san, there are people like this, but...
Right.
Well, well...
It's like that with time...
Right?
There aren't many people, so...
Well...
That flower...
That sound...
Right? Well, this is...
This is really Gyoza Onnen!
This is Gyoza Onnen!
It's not Gyoza Onnen anymore, it's Gyoza Onnen!
That's right, that's right.
W-w-well, that's fine.
It really is around here, but...
Well, it's fine.
It's here.
So, you know...
From here, it changes a little.
The line extends to the side like this.
What this means is...
There's a Tokyo office, right?
The head office.
Since it's a Tokyo office...
Well, well, well...
On this line...
Here...
Like this...
It's really easy to understand, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Right?
You'll learn a lot.
I think you'll learn a lot.
Right?
Well, like this...
There's Naoko Nozawa like this.
Right? Well...
For some reason, in the Tokyo office...
There's something like this.
Yes...
It's Marianne.
Marianne is...
For some reason, in the Tokyo office.
This is...
This is strange, isn't it?
Well...
Hamada-kun, where should I put this?
This is strange...
You...
Don't make me do things like that!
Well, what should I do?
Well, well...
It's the Tokyo office.
Yes.
Right?
Don't do that!
Don't do that...
This is just the present, you know?
I don't know what will happen.
I don't know.
I absolutely don't know what will happen.
Right?
If you look at it a year later, you'll see that it's completely different.
Right?
Maybe this is...
Well, whatever.
What are you doing here?
I'm doing controls by myself.
But I think I'm a very talented guy.
I see.
Koji Imada is in this picture.
Take a look.
Yes, Koji.
This is Koji Imada.
He's now in Osaka.
Why are you pulling his face away?
Come here!
Hey!
Now! Look at the lens!
L...Imada, look at the lens!
Lens!
Eyes!
Eyes are cameras!
Then where?!
Hello!
I'm poor!
I'm poor, but...
But I won't shake or get dark!
If I'm cheerful, I'm sure something good will happen!
You're a good man, Charlie Brown!
Ah!
There's a can of cola here!
Chomp, chomp, chomp!
It's still there!
Thank you, God!
See? Something good will happen!
Let's eat!
Boo!
I thought so, but it was pee inside!
You're a good man, Charlie Brown!
You're a good...
Ah!
There's a pair of boots here!
They'll be useful in the rainy season!
Let me check the size...
Ooh, it's perfect!
Ouch!
I thought so, but it was pee inside!
But I...
I haven't taken any nutrients, so I won't get poisoned!
You're a good man, Charlie Brown!
Whoa! I have to wear my own shoes!
Here we go! Here we go! Ouch!
A caterpillar is moving this way!
I'll bring it with me! Whoa!
You're a good...
Ah! There's a rampaging cow over there!
Alright! I'll beat it and it's steak for today!
Wait for me, you rampaging cow!
I thought so, but it was pee inside!
But as you know, I haven't taken any nutrients, so I won't get poisoned!
You're a good man, Charlie Brown!
Alright! But I have something to boast about!
That is, my family is very happy!
I have fifteen siblings!
My eldest son is already forty-five years old!
But he's my beloved older brother!
Ah! I'm home!
Ping-pong!
I'm saying it with my mouth!
I'm home! Is everyone doing well?
Alright!
Ah! Four-year-old Hichimi!
You just hid something, didn't you?
Show me!
It's a toy, isn't it?
We don't give you money to buy toys!
What's wrong?
I see! You stole it from the store!
Hichimi!
That's cheating!
Hichimi?
Even if it's cheating, it's a good thing!
Good job, Hichimi!
You'll be a good woman!
Alright!
More importantly, I have a souvenir for you!
Salute!
Actually...
I've been longing for this for a long time...
I managed to steal an osudake pot!
Now, everyone...
The moment of justice begins!
It's decided!
It's an osudake pot!
Okay! Then I'll pour out the water!
I'm getting excited!
Will it come out well?
It won't come out no matter what you do!
Next up...
These two don't have much of a difference...
You can put them side by side...
But let's say for now...
The eastern prince...
This one...
He has a manly face!
It's such a waste to put him in a comedy room...
He has such a beautiful, manly face!
It's like...
Wait!
It's a woman!
No, it's a man!
It's a manly face!
That salute looks good on you...
Everyone is bullying you again...
Now, it's the leader group's turn!
What is it, leader group?
Don't move!
It's growing!
Don't move!
The girls are watching!
Stop it!
Salute! Salute! Everyone, salute!
Don't hide it!
What?
Don't dig a stone!
Gold!
Ouch!
Who did you dig a treasure for?!
It's dangerous!
Don't make me angry!
You're the boss, aren't you?
Even if you're not the boss, I'll get angry!
Are you going to do it?
Aren't you going to do it?
Ouch!
Damn it! Don't make me angry!
Boss!
Ouch!
Damn it!
Boss!
You're so strong in a fight!
Damn it!
Don't put sand in it!
Damn it! Don't make me angry!
I'm going back to the classroom!
W-w-what?!
W-w-w-what?!
Don't touch me!
Don't make me angry!
W-what?!
Huh?!
You don't like it?!
Why?!
Why do I have to say I like you?!
No!
I'm not going out of his house!
Why do I have to say it?!
I don't know! Just say it!
I...
like you!
Don't laugh!
Don't hide it!
Ouch!
Don't put sand in it!
I'm going back to the classroom!
Don't push me!
Damn it!
I'm back in the classroom!
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Blackboard!
Who did it?!
Me and Hanada-san's "ayay" poem!
It's so annoying!
Don't write it with white magic!
Damn it!
I'm going back to the classroom!
Damn it!
Is it fun to put sand in it?!
Damn it!
Don't be angry!
I'm fine!
I'm the boss!
Ouch!
Are you OK?
You're out of breath.
Damn it!
Mr. Hanazawa!
You're sick all the time.
I've always liked you.
Mr. Hanazawa!
I don't like it!
Mr. Hanazawa!
Who's OK?
Who's sick?
Boss!
Please be my friend.
Thank you very much!
Let's go to the next one!
Until now, it was only one person.
This time, it's a duo.
There are 130 of them.
Occasionally, they come to Tokyo.
I've seen them before.
But this 130.
This 130 Idol
stands before men.
I'm serious!
However..
Well..
This is 130.
This is 130 Aida.
This is 130 Boutaco.
But he's a good guy, very good.
Ah, this is Noita. He's a good guy, isn't he?
He's pretty popular in Osaka, too.
He's a pretty good guy, and he's pretty talented, too.
Good evening, everyone.
It's time for "Getting Hit With Big Jokes Makes Me Angry".
Like him, when he's studying hard in his second- floor study room,
getting hit with big jokes from downstairs makes him very angry.
So today, we'd like you to appear in front of all kinds of people who come to get hit with big jokes.
This is a second-floor study room.
Let's start with Dad.
Takahiro!
What is it, Dad?
Can you hear me?
I can hear you!
That's good.
Hey!
No, it's not good.
Hey, Dad!
Please...
Takahiro!
What is it?
Wait!
Don't ask me!
Talk to me!
Please!
Next up is Mom.
Takahiro!
Mom!
What is it, Mom?
Call me, Mom!
What is it with you?!
You bastard!
Takahiro!
Mom!
Takabo!
What is it with you?!
You've got one more, haven't you?!
What are you talking about?!
Huh?!
Don't look at my joints!
Next up is a dog barking at home.
Taro! Shut up and be quiet!
Takahiro!
Hey! Don't look at me like that!
Don't look at me like that! Don't talk to me like that!
I'm not!
You're talking!
I'm not!
What are you talking about?
I'm not!
You're talking!
I'm sorry!
You scared me, you idiot!
Well, this happens.
Next up is this police car.
Oh, it's a police car!
Did something happen?
It's a police car!
Wow!
Even a police car!
What are you doing?!
Next up is an American home stay.
Mr. Takahiro!
Steve! What is it?
Fujiyama Geisha!
I don't know you!
Steve!
Fujiyama Geisha!
I know you!
You know me!
You're studying!
Studying history!
Sorry!
It's just after World War II!
Don't talk to me like that!
Mr. Takahiro!
Takahiro!
Steve! What's wrong with you?!
Apologize to Fujiyama Geisha!
Why do I have to apologize?!
Tora Tora Tora!
Hey, that's enough!
Don't bring up the past!
Gyuniku Orange!
Toyota Nissan!
It's a Sony!
Steve! I'm sorry!
You're welcome.
Next up is "Grandma."
Takahiro!
What is it, Grandma?!
Hug me!
I'm scared!
You're so dry!
My Barbie's dad will get hurt!
Next up and last up is "Grandpa."
Takahiro! Takahiro!
What is it, grandpa?
Go take a bath.
Oh, grandpa, now? I'm studying.
Grandpa, go take a bath first.
Idiot, what have you been doing for 30 years?
What are you talking about?!
I don't know about grandpa's daily life, idiot!
Takahiro! Takahiro! Takahiro! Takahiro!
Are you stupid?!
Next up is "Goldies."
These two really like girls.
Oh, really?
To put it simply, they all like girls.
But these two like girls the most.
Let me show you.
What?! What do you want me to do?!
This is "Kimura Tachino."
This Kimura has a bad girl habit.
Oh, really?
If you don't let her touch you, she'll kick you down the stairs.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I've seen it.
You've seen it, and this one...
This one also likes girls!
Which one?
This one is called "girl killer."
Good evening, everyone.
Today, I'd like to think about "battamon" with you.
Today, I'd like to invite President of the Battamon Research Association, Yuichi Kimura, to join us.
Good evening, Mr. Kimura.
Good evening.
Well, in the world, there are real and fake ones.
Fake ones are called "battamon."
That's right.
And there are people who make a living out of it.
There are many of them.
And there are people who are deceived and buy it.
There are some of them, aren't there?
Like "renoma"'s "battamon" and "alema" and so on.
There are some of them.
If you look at it, you can tell right away.
That's right.
Well, I'm wearing "battamon" today.
Oh, you're wearing this outfit today.
Would you like me to call you "kikuchi" Takeo?
Takeo Kikuchi.
Oh, Takeo Kikuchi.
You think so, don't you?
Yes.
But there's actually a little secret to this.
Oh, to this?
Yes.
This is not "takeo kikuchi."
What?
It's "takeo kigokochi."
Oh, I like "kigokochi."
I can understand designers' "kigokochi" very well.
Well, let's go.
Let's go.
Let me introduce you.
Yes.
Michiko, London.
Oh, this is very popular.
It's very popular.
Yes.
You know, London in England.
That's right.
This "battamon" is...
Oh, "battamon" is coming out.
If you look closely, you can see "d."
Yes.
This "battamon" has "michiko lonoon" written on it.
This "d" has "onika" written on it.
Oh, "onika."
You'll buy it by mistake, won't you?
I think it's because it's French.
Isn't there a commercial called "cecil"?
It's famous, isn't it?
"Cecil," "hose no mon" "hose no mon" "hose no mon"
It's famous in France, isn't it?
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
This commercial is very common, isn't it?
Aber House
I'll give you a banner.
Oh.
It's a common banner that people with dogs buy by mistake.
You just end up buying it.
"Aberhouse"'s "battamon" is like "kochi," "house."
"kochi" is "dock" and "kushori" is "kusari" and "koshiri" is "boss."
Is this "battamon" with "d?"
Yes.
I'd like two cantafus, too.
I think I know what you're talking about.
You know, the ones that aren't funny.
Is it okay, chairman?
It's fine. I'll buy it.
Next up...
Bibayou.
Bibayou is...
This is for people who come here a lot.
I like yakiniku.
A girl wearing this... yakiniku!
She's smiling a little.
Let's go.
Be brave.
Let's go quickly!
You're on a plane.
Yes, I did it on purpose.
Bibayou is...
Bibimbayou is...
This smells a little.
It doesn't go well.
Let's go to the next one.
It's dangerous.
It's a place for spoilers.
Oldies.
It's about us.
We're young, Kansai people and idols.
Oldies also have bad guys.
Is there a bad guy in this group?
It's like we ourselves are bad guys.
Let's move on.
Oldies is...
Tohatoldies...
Does this have kanji in it?
It's hard to tell.
I can't tell who's who.
It's hard to tell.
It's hard to tell? You can tell right away.
Let's go to the next one.
Komusadenmo...
Komusadenmo is...
It's a very chic dress based on black.
It's a nice dress.
This is a bad guy.
Yes.
It's a punch.
Only "dei" can be taken.
Only "dei" in the middle.
A man being dumped...
Komsa Punch!
No, no...
Well, you know...
Don't make me say it! You're a bad guy!
If you're so angry, I'll make you angrier the next time we meet.
Don't make me angry! You won't be convinced, will you?
Rotterdam. Rotterdam.
I often ask for it.
What is it?
You often use it, don't you?
Yes, this bad guy.
Does it come out?
Anchor singers often use it.
Anchor singers?
Yes, and also Yoichi Tsuruhara often uses it.
Yoichi Tsuruhara?
He's fooled and says it like this.
"Rotterdam's bad guy.
It doesn't come out of the window."
It has kanji in it, too!
Who would have thought it was a bad guy like this?
This outside "tou" and this "tou" are...
That's what it is!
Well, everyone, until next week...
Goodbye!
Well, finally...
This is...
Well, I...
The reason I read this is...
Well, really...
This guy is just like an amateur.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, I'm going to show you the very bottom of Yoshimoto now.
This is the bottom.
So, for now...
Putting "all these" here is...
How can I say it...
It's lower than that.
It's lower than that!
This...
"Yamada Hanako" is...
This is...
Actually...
It's not even enough here.
Yes, you're right.
It's already...
I think it's about that.
Onsen-san, step aside.
Yes.
It's about this woman.
Let's take a look.
Yes.
This is also ugly.
Look!
This is ugly, isn't it?
This is...
Even though it's work from home...
I was able to get one wallet.
Normally, if it's a woman...
Can't she even change clothes?!
It's so small!
What kind of wallet was it?
Something like...
"Hangyo-don".
"Hangyo-don" is...
Horrendous!
What's with you?
You bit me before I fell.
If someone like you got bit, what would I have done?
Hey, why did you bite me?
Even though you were about to fall.
I was nervous and bit you.
How many of those jokes are there?
One.
Ugh!
You speak English, don't you?
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
You're popular, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you do that to your friends, too?
Hold it! Hold it!
Do you do that to your friends, too?
That's all for now. We are Yamada and Anako!
We'll do a little bit of the rest, so look forward to it!
And... here!
Right? It's getting more and more like a beach, isn't it?
It stretches all the way like this...
You're my dad!
There's something like this.
It extends like this and...
There's something like this.
You said it yourself!
I'm the one who calls you "Karko"!
There's something like this?!
I'm sure you all know about this.
It's called "bush fight".
When I first saw it, I thought it was a prank camera.
Ladies and gentlemen...
I'm Tautown!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello, everyone!
The show is over, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's good.
I was meeting Hanako, so my microphone was short.
But...
Recently...
What is it?
Your comedy show is another one, isn't it?
I don't do it.
The quiz show is the most popular, isn't it?
The quiz show...
No matter what you watch, it's popular.
I just said it on TV.
It's Itsumi's show.
Yes, it is.
The quiz show is the most popular.
I see.
I also have a quiz show in mind.
Yes.
If you do it, you'll definitely get more viewers.
You've been doing the same thing lately.
It's a one-pattern show.
Which one?
There's a quiz show called "Doremi Fadon".
You add that and a regular quiz show.
For example, there was a question about how high Mt. Fuji is.
Yes.
Mt. Fuji?
Yes.
Thinking about that question, I came up with the answer.
Do you know it?!
You don't even know the question?!
You're getting pretty excited, aren't you?
I'm getting excited?!
Are you?
No one can win against me!
Today, I'll give you a quiz.
Yes.
I'll give you a question.
Usually, when I watch quiz shows, they don't say anything like "travel" or "money".
Usually, they say "how many millions" or "travel to Hawaii".
They don't say anything like that here.
If you answer the question, I'll teach you how to put on make-up.
I don't want it!
If you don't know the question and don't know the answer, why do you want me to teach you that?!
Why don't you want me to teach you?
Why don't you want me to teach you?! You can't teach me anything like that!
Um... Philippines.
If you win, let's go on a trip to the Philippines.
I can't give you any information about it, so from tomorrow you can become Filipinos.
I don't want it!
You got it right, so what's the point of becoming Filipinos?!
I want to transfer my population to you.
Why do you want me to do that?!
Isn't it fashionable to be Filipinos?!
Idiot!
You'll become a good weapon from now on.
I don't want it!
I'll go with you.
Think about it.
Here's the first question.
Tarou went to a flower shop to buy flowers. What were the flowers?
Da-chi, da-chi, da-chi, da-chi...
You're too stubborn!
What are you saying?!
Tarou went to a flower shop to buy flowers. What were the flowers?
What's that supposed to mean?!
Tarou went to a flower shop to buy flowers. What were the flowers?
What's that supposed to mean?!
Ask someone else!
Tarou went to a flower shop to buy flowers. What were the flowers?
Exotic quiz!
Exotic quiz?
Isn't it called "exotic quiz"?
You called it "exotic quiz" before it became a quiz!
To put it simply, it's the second one.
Isn't it the second one?
It's because of that exotic quiz in the movie.
Yoshio went to the bathhouse.
Now, what was it?
Yoshio went to the bathhouse?
Hmm...
Yoshio went to the bathhouse.
Now, what was it?
Isn't it Yoshio?
Yoshio went to the bathhouse.
Now, what was it?
It's a new pattern!
What was it that Yoshio went to the bathhouse?
It's a difficult question.
Nobody can answer it!
If it's difficult to answer, let's say it's 1 rupee and 3 yen.
It's so cheap!
Let's make it easier to answer!
Don't get mad! I want to get mad!
It's the first time I've said something like this!
Why?!
I'm about to lose it!
But I'll do it!
Do it properly!
I can't answer your question!
Yoshio went to the bathhouse.
Hey, listen to me!
Because...
Yoshio loves taking baths.
Hmm...
There's something like shampoo and conditioner these days...
Yes, yes...
But Yoshio doesn't like it!
Hmm...
Yoshio likes shampoo and conditioner separately!
Yoshio...
Now!
Hmm...
What was it?
Didn't I say it?!
Sample rates have nothing to do with it!
I know!
Executive quiz!
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
What?
Executive quiz?
Yes.
What is it?
Hmm? What is it?
Executive quiz is...
That's enough!
You can choose the question.
Oh, me?
One of the entertainment historians.
You can choose.
That's good.
You can choose.
Entertainment historian...
Yes.
Historian...
Historian!
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Correct!
Thank you.
Chance card!
If you answer this...
Yes.
You get double!
What?!
Me!
You get double!
It's big!
I want to see it, so I'll definitely get it.
Do your best.
Yes.
History quiz, right?
That's right.
Got it.
Oda Nobunaga is...
Yes.
What is he doing?!
What is it?
I don't know.
What is he doing?
Change the question!
Do you know what Oda Nobunaga is doing?!
Hmm?
What is Oda Nobunaga doing?!
Standing Quiz!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! I'm standing up! I'm standing up!
I'm standing up! I'm standing up!
I'm just saying whatever, but I'm standing up!
It's a standing quiz.
I know now, Hamada-san!
I'm completely quitting previous quizzes.
You said that from the beginning.
Let's make it a choice quiz.
What is a choice quiz?
There was something like "choice", right?
Yes.
Let's go with that pattern.
Oh, that's good.
This one is easy.
Yes.
It's not funny if it's "choice".
It's a 20-choice quiz.
Isn't it too difficult?!
You're wrong.
Baby, you're wrong!
What is it, Hamada-san?
It's nothing.
The question is very simple.
Yes, yes, tell me the question!
The question is "Who is the current Prime Minister of Japan?"
Is it such a question?
It's very simple!
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute. The staff is thinking about 20 questions.
When you hear it and think "Ah, this is it!", press the button and say it.
Ah, I'm sorry.
And you just say it.
Yes, yes, yes. I know it.
You know it?
It's not that simple.
Don't rush!
I'll ask you until you say it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Tanaka!
No.
Harada!
Haino!
Yes.
Kusakabe!
No.
Kiri!
Definitely not!
It's not.
Ota!
No.
It's not.
Jiro!
That's a lower name!
Impossible, impossible.
Kaifu.
Timon!
Yes, Mr. Amano!
Please say your answer!
Kaifu!
Mr. Amano, please say it in numbers.
Say it from the beginning!
Say it in numbers from the beginning!
Isn't it Kaifu?!
It's Kaifu, isn't it?!
Saichenkuier!
What is Saichenkuier?!
Is it China?!
It's the last question.
Saichenkuier is the last question?!
Let's meet again, Saichenkuier.
Saichenkuier is...
Mr. Hamada, you're too cruel!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm sorry!
Really.
Please say it in numbers.
I'm sorry.
It's the last question, so...
This one is very easy!
With this, I'll say all of my previous numbers.
Numbers?!
I can't come up with any of them!
Please do your best!
This one is really easy!
Is it?
Then, here's the question.
Today, June 16th, what is the weather like in the Tokyo area?!
You look like you're going to cut yourself, Hamana-san.
Hey, you say it.
I want to pinch you.
Go ahead.
You say it.
Huh?
You say the correct answer.
I don't know. I'm sorry.
You're crazy. People who watch TV think you're stupid.
It's fine. I'll give you some time today.
You can go outside and look.
It's fine.
I don't know!
I'll say it clearly. I don't know!
You say the answer.
The correct answer is...
Yes.
It's raining.
The correct answer is...
It's sunny.
The correct answer is...
It's cloudy.
I'll leave the rest to the editors.
And with that, Duncan's "Kid's Chance to Do It" special ends here.
If we have another chance, we'd like to have these members on the show again.
There are still others besides today.
That's right.
We don't have much time today, so we'd like to have these members on the show for now.
That's right. In this show and in other shows, these members will come to Osaka from time to time, so we'd like you to watch them.
Thank you very much, everyone!
Thank you!
Cool!
So, how was it today, everyone in Delhi?
Well...
We're spending more money than usual.
No, we're not!
I'm sorry, but we're not!
And it's cheap, isn't it, everyone?
Yes, yes, yes!
Is it true? Is it cheap?
If you think about it, it's not easy to use these cheap guys like us to make a one-hour program this exciting.
Right?
Yes.
But, you know...
Even if we do a TV show like this in Tokyo, we should invite them more.
Yes, you're right.
It's one of Mr. Kousaki's tricks.
I don't know!
Oh, is that so?
I don't know!
No, no.
Well, if we have another chance...
Yes.
If we have another chance like this, we'd like you to show us more of your tricks.
Well...
We'll be back on Tuesday as usual.
That's right.
Please watch our show.
Yes.
So, please send us more of your tricks and questions.
And please send us more of your tricks and questions.
Please send us more of your tricks and questions.
That's all for now.
This has been Downtown's "Gaki no Kitai Araen".
Special!
Goodbye!
It's hard to say goodbye.