AISubs v3.5
Why are you making that face?
Don't speak too loud.
Don't speak too loud when I'm talking.
I can't speak with that loud of a voice.
It's 3 minute cooking.
Yes.
Today we will be cooking.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
It won't be fun if we just cook.
Yes.
So let's have the third person eat.
Yes.
With that said, we will be calling today...
Yes.
This person!
Yes.
Wow!
So cute!
What is his name?
Chibi.
This person...
Yes.
...will eat what we have made.
I see.
But we will see which of the dishes...
Yes.
...will be more delicious.
Ah! This is great.
I will not lose.
I will go first.
Are you okay?
I haven't seen you cook in a while.
What are you doing?
I haven't done it in a while either.
What?
What are you cooking?
What?
What are you cooking?
Steak.
What a waste.
Why is it a waste?
Steak.
This is good meat.
If you were cooking with oil, you would be using this.
Shut up! This is how I do it!
Chew it.
Wow!
It sounds good.
Chew it! Chew it!
Do you want me to eat it?
It hasn't changed at all.
Really?
What do you do with it?
I leave it as it is, but I fry it.
The potato chips with a lot of oil are soaked in oil again.
What do you call it?
Steak.
I'll make something decent.
It's not decent, it's not steak.
The name of the dish is "hitoshi".
I'll fry the rice.
You don't have to fry the rice much.
I want to make it American-style, so I'll add some cola.
And I'll add the tofu.
You have a good role.
It smells good.
I'll add some carrots.
The carrots remove the smell of tofu.
Are you kidding me?
And I'll add some mayonnaise.
(Laughter)
I'll stir it now.
Ugh!
(Laughter)
I'll turn off the fire now.
I'll microwave it for about five minutes.
Will you microwave it again?
Yes, I will.
Since we don't have much time, I'll microwave it until it becomes like this.
You're lying!
(Laughter)
What?
You're lying!
(Laughter)
Ugh!
I don't like it.
Chibi!
Chibi, come here.
Eat it!
(Laughter)
Chibi!
Eat it!
Ugh!
Eat it!
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Ugh!
What?
(Laughter)
Hey!
Chibi!
It looks delicious!
I can't stand it anymore!
Chibi!
Hey!
(Laughter)
Eat me! (Laughter)
Ladies and Gentlemen!
(Cheers)
Good evening!
Well, really!
Today we are in that beautiful venue!
Yes!
It's really our first venue!
That's right! But it's still a little strange, isn't it?
It's a little far!
It's a little far, isn't it?
Yes!
Well, I'll say it now, but I used to live around here, didn't I?
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, it has changed, hasn't it?
Yes, it has moved.
Well, everyone, how are you doing today?
We are fine!
That's what they say.
Let's try and grasp it.
Yes.
♪ Nepal, Paris ♪
(Laughter)
♪ Ping, ping, ping ♪
You are doing quite well!
(Laughter)
I'm tired!
(Laughter)
Players!
Yes.
Were you a player?
Yes.
Players, players.
Well...
Peeping eyes, through glasses, and so on.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you have a little time and you put it in, you say, "I can see well," and you can see like this in the room.
If you put on glasses, you can see, you know, like a woman's...
(Laughter)
No, it's not like I'm trying to see you, but you said things like "I can see well" and so on, didn't you?
Yes.
The staff has been looking for you for a long time.
Yes.
They said, "Let's introduce you here."
Yes.
But it's not on sale.
What, what, what?
Fun glasses and you can see well.
Why?
I don't know!
And you said you were the only chocolate with patterns, didn't you?
Yes!
You said you wanted to eat it.
Well, that desire to live has been raised...
You said, "Hmm, hmm, hmm," didn't you?
Yes.
(Laughter)
This is it, this is it.
Don't you think there's something ordinary about it?
But, this picture, this is Chikubi.
Ah, ah, you're right, you're right.
This is, you see, um, from the armpit, like this...
Yes, yes, this is my father.
Ah, you're right.
A chocolate package and a picture of your father!
You didn't draw a picture of your father, did you?
This is Osaka, isn't it?
It's made in Osaka.
As I thought, people in Osaka don't like it.
Hmm...
Try it.
Well, I'll try it.
I don't have anything wrong with my body.
Ah, that's for sure.
There's nothing wrong with you, though.
Just bear with it, will you?
(Laughter)
Seriously, if that's the case, I'll really say it.
Well, um...
Oh, it looks good, I'll eat it.
(Laughter)
Eat it!
(Laughter)
This is really not good.
Oh...
I knew it, it's chocolate!
No, it's not like that.
Somehow, um...
It melts right away, if you hold it with your fingers.
(Laughter)
That's enough.
(Laughter)
Eat normally!
How is it?
It doesn't work right away.
When you put it in your mouth and meow, it doesn't work right away.
Well, it's a mixed anime, so it'll work right away.
But I want to eat it now.
Wow!
(Laughter)
The swing is working, and you're swinging it again.
(Laughter)
There's nothing in it!
Not at all.
I ate about two of them.
It's not very good.
(Laughter)
Why is it so soft?
Right?
It's not very good as chocolate.
It's like a very cheap chocolate.
Ah!
Yes!
You're not used to it at all, are you?
(Laughter)
No, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work like that!
Oh!
(Laughter)
No, but it tastes weird.
It's weird.
Right?
Yes.
It's a little crunchy.
Do you want to eat it?
(Cheering)
Eat it!
You can eat it, but you have to stick it in!
(Laughter)
And...
You made...
Yes.
...goods...
Yes.
...new goods last week.
Don't do it.
There's a lot of them.
Do you remember?
Yes.
Ge-tabaco-surume.
(Laughter)
The staff made it.
(Laughter)
Right?
When you put shoes in a ge-tabaco...
...surume came out.
(Laughter)
And you said you could eat it.
You said all kinds of weird things!
(Laughter)
The staff made it, but please show it.
Ge-tabaco-surume.
(Laughter)
Something stinks!
Was it this smell?
She is... She is... She is also from the general public.
That's right.
Wow, it stinks! You stink, don't you?! (Laughter)
Uh, Sato and Takago-chan, uh, you're in your forties, right?
Can I say your age?
As soon as you say you're in your forties, it's obvious, isn't it?
Uh... Twenty... four years old. Oh, you're twenty- four years old, right?
Uh... I think you two are geniuses, so I'd like to see one of you.
Who do you think is a genius?
You. (Laughter)
It's been a while since I've been popular.
But you don't think Hamada-san is a genius, do you?
But which one do you like?
(Laughter)
Why are you clapping?
(Laughter)
I don't have your help for that.
(Laughter)
You're funny.
But this is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
This is a special Shizuganchu.
(Laughter)
Who uses it?
Seriously.
(Laughter)
It's a slipper.
(Laughter)
You guys are crazy!
(Laughter)
Do you want this?
(Laughter)
I don't have anything to do with it.
(Laughter)
How do you use it?
Do it for me!
(Laughter)
It's a slipper.
(Laughter)
It's a slipper.
She already has one.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
So...
(Laughter)
What?
It's a slipper!
(Laughter)
It's a slipper!
(Laughter)
So...
It's the same as a normal slipper.
If you look at this apartment, it's a normal slipper.
(Laughter)
It's a normal slipper.
(Laughter)
Right?
I'm going back to work.
Right?
Ah... I'm tired.
I'm going back to work.
Ah... I'm tired.
I'm going to open it.
I'm going to close it.
I'm going to take off my shoes.
And...
(Laughter)
I'm going to open it.
And I'm going to put my shoes in here.
(Laughter)
And...
I'm going to close it.
(Laughter)
What is this?
What do you mean?
(Laughter)
What do you mean? I just bit it like this.
It's not a big deal.
As a comedian, I just did what I had to do.
(Laughter)
I'll show you how to use it.
Don't look at me like that. You just peed here and there.
(Laughter)
There is no mistake in this.
(Laughter)
But this is a failure.
I'm not saying it's a failure!
It's fine!
I'll give you this as a gift.
(Laughter)
Look at this reaction.
(Laughter)
I really don't want it.
(Laughter)
Don't put it in the house!
(Laughter)
Don't put it in the house!
(Laughter)
I'll put it in.
(Laughter)
What?
Cleaning, cleaning.
It's a gift.
Why did you send me something like this?
Why?
Do you want me to smash it?
I made it.
I want you to come and get it.
Do you want me to come and get it?
Until Sunday TV!
(Laughter)
Until Sunday TV!
Come and get it like this!
(Laughter)
Oh!
Editor!
(Laughter)
Hey!
Before Sunday TV!
What day and what time do you decide here?
Hey!
Editor?
Editor, editor!
What day?
Today is Tuesday, right?
Yes, Tuesday, Tuesday.
Sunday!
(Laughter)
What day on Sunday?
Isn't it better if it's early in the morning?
(Laughter)
So you want to see us, right?
Isn't it better for you to see us?
Oh, I see, I see.
If you say it like that, you'll say it again.
(Laughter)
No, but I don't care.
I don't care about Sunday.
Shake your cheeks a little.
Shake it again.
If you want this.
Yes.
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to come and get it?
(Laughter)
Where do you want me to put it?
Um...
Morning!
(Laughter)
It's not my business if you're bothered in the morning!
(Laughter)
There's no fixing it, it's complicated!
Hey, I can't say what you want!
If you step on this...
Yes?
If you...
(Laughter)
Come and get it!
(Laughter)
That's...
Right?
That's...
Where do you want it?
Jingu Gaien.
Hey!
(Laughter)
Nittere's...
Where is it good?
Oh, no! Stop it!
What is it?
(Laughter)
Let's leave it in the morning of zoom in.
(Laughter)
Um...
(Applause)
I'll leave it next to Komei-san.
Who will come and get it?
How about this?
(Laughter)
Komei-san, again?
(Laughter)
Again with that gag?
(Laughter)
Why do you think you can use me like that?
(Laughter)
Is it okay for people who come and get this to wear normal clothes?
(Laughter)
What kind of clothes will you let ordinary people wear?
What?
What kind of clothes will you let ordinary people wear?
A cat.
(Laughter)
In a cat costume...
(Laughter)
On Sundays at three o'clock.
(Laughter)
Go to sleep.
Yeah.
That's it, right?
(Music)
Um...
This is from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Nemoto Toshiko-chan.
Yes!
Fifteen years old, I think?
Yes!
Um...
Is it true that you had a friend's appendix surgery?
(Laughter)
This is the first time I've heard of it.
Yeah.
Um...
I'm good with my hands.
(Laughter)
Well, you can put it down.
For now, it's done.
Huh?
(Laughter)
It...
It hurts a little...
And...
Yeah.
It was cut.
Yeah.
You guys...
You're so funny!
This draft is over.
Next!
No way...
First one!
That's enough! Edit it already!
Hey, don't use up all of it.
Takayama Yasuko from Ibaraki Prefecture, 18 years old.
Good evening, Matsumoto Takamatsu-san.
In this show, you always say bad things about each other, but...
Have you ever thought of him as a good guy?
You have, right?
Have you ever thought of me as a good guy?
No, no... Let's talk about serious stuff.
We've never talked about serious stuff since this show started.
We have!
Let's talk about something manly.
Let's talk about serious stuff!
It's true that I don't say good things in front of you.
I'm a shy guy, so I'll do it in front of you.
What did you do in front of me?
Huh?
What did you do in front of me?
In front of you?
Yeah.
I did a lot of things!
What did you do?
When you were sleeping...
Yeah.
When you were sleeping in the dressing room...
Yeah.
I put a blanket on you.
You're lying!
I did!
If you knew, you wouldn't have done it!
I gave you some shoes.
I'm giving you the latest kicks!
Are you laughing?
I'm giving you the latest tickets to Osaka.
Are you kidding me?
You like windows, don't you?
I bought everything from Tokyo to Yaesu.
What am I saying?
Green windows.
Of course.
Windows are broken.
That's right.
I didn't do anything.
God.
What is that?
What kind of God is that?
It's true that I don't think you're like that.
But I really don't know you at all.
Why?
You wake me up when I'm sleeping.
What?
I'm glad you went to Okinawa.
It's about time you wake up and go to a famous restaurant.
You're really annoying.
Your butt...
It's big.
I don't know how to wake you up.
I'm trying to wake you up.
I don't know how to wake you up.
Is there a way to wake you up?
I've told you many times, but you bought it for me.
This is the first one.
From Tokyo, Okinawa, Nyemi-chan, 19 years old.
What kind of food do you like?
What do you like?
I like yakisoba.
This guy doesn't like yakisoba!
You don't have to say it like that!
It can't be helped if you like it!
I'm surprised!
When you say it like that, I get two UFOs!
I get angry!
I was hungry!
What else besides yakisoba?
Me? I like the dried squid you mentioned earlier.
I don't like anything that doesn't have a bite to it!
What about tofu?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Yeah.
Do you not like it?
You...
My favorite script is "I don't like it!"
It doesn't have a bite to it, so I thought I'd say tofu.
There are a lot of people who don't like tofu,
but no one brings tofu to their head!
I don't have eyes for tofu!
It might be true, but...
I'm back!
Whoa!
First of all...
Getabago Surumu...
Please come...
Sunday...
3 o'clock...
Where?
Ittere's...
West Main Hall...
Sunday, 3 o'clock...
3 o'clock in the afternoon...
In the middle of the night...
3 o'clock in the afternoon...
In a cat costume!
That's for sure!
Even if you can do that...
It's not a problem at all!
Please come to this school!
If...
If you know a lot of things...
There's nothing we can do...
We'll give you a chance!
As an attacker...
First of all...
Please bring it back by yourself!
As it is...
Right?
You can carry it home...
You can drive it...
You can do whatever you want...
We'll make sure you bring it back!
You know...
Everyone gathers, right?
"Nyaa" is noisy...
So...
"Nyaa" is the only thing you can say...
"Nyaa" is the only word you can say...
Is that okay?
We'll give you a chance...
We might do an interview...
We don't know that...
We shouldn't talk about it...
If you talk about it, we'll take it up!
And one more thing...
On Saturday, June 16th...
From 1pm to 10am...
In Downtown's Gaki-no-Tsukai-Ara-en...
We'll do a special broadcast!
Is it for an hour?
That's right...
What's it about?
It's about...
Our juniors...
From Osaka...
All of them...
We'll do our best...
Everyone, please be happy...
But we have customers...
Is that so?
Yes...
We only say "Nyaa" to customers...
On Saturday, June 16th...
From 1pm to 10am...
In Downtown's Gaki-no-Tsukai-Ara-en...
We'll do a special broadcast...
Is it for an hour?
That's right...
We hope you like it...
And so...
In Downtown's Gaki-no-Tsukai-Ara-en...
Until next week...
Goodbye!