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The first episode of "Gekitatsu Chiki Chiki Star Bowling"
We don't do much of an opening or a sports-like thing.
That's right, that's right. So today, you and I are a pair.
What? What do you mean "a pair"?
So you can throw first, so it's not bad for you and me to pair up.
You idiot!
You'll throw first, right?
So I can throw first, or you can throw first and I'll do the processing.
So we have two people who will pair up with us.
First up is Namiki-pro!
Hello, hello.
Please stand in the middle.
Hello, hello.
Today, we'll be playing "star bowling" against each other.
Is that so?
Namiki-pro is a little bit bald, but...
Since it's just the two of us, Namiki-pro needs a partner.
You have one, right?
Yes, we do.
Nitta-pro, please come up!
Nitta and I are a pair.
For now, this is handy...
I can't sleep anymore.
And also, we'll be doing commentary.
We'll be doing it again and again.
The commentary will be given by Sakai-pro!
Today, we'll be doing commentary.
Yes.
It's supposed to be strict, but since you're all so good at it, we're wondering how we should make it strict.
What do you mean "worry"? Do you know what I mean?
We know.
Do you know?
If you look at the side...
How is it?
For now, it's this pair and...
This pair.
It's a beauty pair, right?
Yes, it's a beauty pair.
Let's do it.
So, without further ado, "star bowling" will begin!
Here I go!
Misa-san, can you show me from the form?
It's amazing.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
Yes.
Are you going to throw the manager now?
Ah, it went to a good place.
Yes.
It's amazing!
I'm better at this than you, aren't I?
It's already decided.
Look, you're looking at it differently. It's a mistake!
(Misa-san, can you show me from the form?)
(It's pretty good, isn't it?)
This program is sponsored by Sunlact.
It's amazing!
Even the waves are blue.
Misa-san, I don't care about you, but I haven't talked to you since I became like this.
But you're talking to me, aren't you?
Shut up!
You keep asking me what I'm going to do.
I'm 70 years old and 57 years old, so I'll catch up with you.
Hey!
I don't like it!
What's wrong with you now?
Is that a real ball?
I don't like it!
I'm sorry.
That's not a real ball.
I don't know.
It's in the middle again. Nice ball!
It's amazing!
If you were a man, you would have been stronger!
What is this?
How is it?
Ah, a penalty!
Now, only difficult ones are left.
Let's get a strike!
Here we go!
Why is it like this?
It's good as a strike, but...
Ah, it went in! Nice cover!
Can you give Namikiku some advice for the match?
No, I don't need it!
It's all over for you!
Don't leave anything behind!
Duty was very good, so the referee stopped him.
The match ended with a wonderful strike.
This is the end of this video.
Thank you very much.
As a referee, I don't think it's very interesting.
However, Nitta did a great job today.
Both of you had a great sense of style.
I was impressed by your design.
We have a winner!
Namikiku and Nitta!
Congratulations!
Hey!
If you can't talk, you can't be confident!
Doesn't that mean this park is crooked?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Today, once again...
It's been a while since we've had this kind of thing...
Yakama-san!
You know...
It's a show, so...
Can you be a little quieter?
Um...
Do you know of any locals here?
Locals...
- Oh, sorry! - It's not related!
Why do you have that...
You know, like a bed sheet...
You put it right here!
It's a given!
Why?!
Just leave me alone!
What do you want me to do?
I don't know what you want me to do!
I don't know...
- Well, you know... - Yeah...
- Um...
- Recently... - Yeah...
- When you're riding the Shinkansen... - Yeah...
- You read the newspaper and stuff, right? - Yeah...
- But, you know... - Yeah...
- When you read the sports newspaper and stuff... - Yeah...
- It's really... - Yeah...
- How do I say it... - Yeah...
- Um... Why are you so... - Yeah...
- Um... Baseball... - Yeah...
- Professional baseball, right? - Yeah...
- Right? - Yeah...
- Baseball... Recently, it's been getting really popular... - It's getting popular right now!
- Why is that? - Right now...
- So... - What?
- The sun is strong... - Why don't comedians treat us like those baseball players?
What do you mean, "treat us like"?
Like...
If you're so stupid, you'll be gone for the next day!
You're so stupid!
No matter how stupid you are, you'll be gone for the next day!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I mean, a home run and a kick like this...
I don't think it's the same level of stupidity...
- No, well... - Yeah...
Well, we're smart guys and they have a lot of skills and stuff, right?
- Yeah, yeah... - Yeah...
Why do you treat us like...
- Baseball players and comedians are so different, right? - Yeah...
Why don't you treat us like that every day?
Every morning, every night...
Everyone slips and stuff...
You shouldn't say that every day!
Well, well, I'm not telling you to bring up the day before or the next day, but...
I know you've been blurring for days and months!
It's obvious you've been blurring!
You shouldn't say that every day!
You even write the content?
I do.
In conversation?
What are you talking about?
Speaking of which, Matsumoto regrets it and applauds!
I think it's fine for that to happen, right?
For some reason, this comedian's rank is low, right?
Well...
It's like that in the entertainment world, right?
That's right.
Even if I work hard like this,
even if a cute girl with an idol-like face comes out of nowhere,
it's already...
Right?
Right?!
Isn't it sad?
If she becomes a big star...
A big star who doesn't have any skills...
Just because she's cute...
If she becomes a big star and suddenly appears in front of you...
Wouldn't I get a little mad?
Wouldn't that be sad?
And she would greet you pretty well, wouldn't she?
She would greet you pretty well, wouldn't she?
That's right.
Even if she's a 10th or 5th or 6th place...
She would get pretty mad, wouldn't she?
Then it's sad, isn't it?!
It's sad, isn't it?
Being a comedian is no good, isn't it?
That's why, even if you're a baseball player...
If you hit a hit or a home run...
Everyone would say something big...
"You did it!" or something like that...
If you come back home and do it again...
"You did it!" or something like that...
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's why being a comedian is no good.
But...
You're stupid and I'm mad and I'm like...
It's fine if you don't do it...
But being a comedian is sad...
I'm stupid and I'm mad and I'm like...
If you hit a hit or a home run...
You'd be like...
"Are you stupid?!" or something like that...
"What is that?!" or something like that...
And you'd get mad!
That's why...
It's fine if you're stupid and you're honest and you laugh...
But if you add my words to it...
It becomes an even bigger laugh...
That's right.
Well, it's true that being stupid and making jokes is like that...
Isn't it?!
Making jokes is like that, but...
I'm an assistant, you know...
That's right.
That's right, but...
If someone who looks like me sees you...
They'd get mad at you...
Why?!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That's not true!
That kind of...
That kind of consciousness...
"You're stupid!" or something like that...
"I'm sorry!" or something like that...
I don't think like that!
That kind of consciousness will work somewhere, I'm sure of it.
Is that so?!
Well, if it's possible for me...
You know...
If I'm born again...
I don't want to be a comedian anymore...
Really?
Being a baseball player is like...
You know...
I don't like baseball very much...
The reason why I don't like it is...
Well...
I don't like the rules, you know...
You know...
You're basically trying to overturn it, aren't you?
Because...
If you miss three times, you're out...
Someone decided it on their own!
I can't accept that!
If I miss four times and I'm sure I'll hit it...
Even an orca wouldn't know!
Even an orca wouldn't know...
But that's a rule, you know...
If you miss...
If you miss three times, you're out...
Oh, I can hear you...
You...
If you miss three times, you're out...
That's what you're saying, you know...
What do you accept in sports?
I don't know...
You know...
You can't ride what people think...
You can't do anything!
You were doing bowling earlier too, weren't you?
I don't like that sort of thing.
You don't like it, do you?!
I don't like it!
You don't like it, do you?!
Oh well, it can't be helped.
Why are you smiling like that?!
You know what I was saying, right?
What?
The tongue twister!
Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense, you know?
You know, when you happen to be early and you say something stupid in public, you know?
It doesn't make any sense, you know?!
It doesn't do you any good in real life!
It's just a training!
It won't do you any good!
It definitely won't do you any good!
But you know, if you make it necessary for someone, it becomes a training, right?
An announcer or something like that.
It won't do you any good.
An announcer or something like that will do you good, right?
Because you make them practice it.
It won't do you any good in real life.
In real life?!
But you know, have you ever been a customer who makes a lot of mistakes?
No, but...
That's not it, and you don't have to say it out loud!
No, I don't!
You don't have to say it like that!
Look at me and say it out loud!
No, say it out loud and make the customers around you laugh!
There's definitely no such thing in life that you shouldn't say!
But you know, it's just a training to make it smoother, right?
No, it's not that situation.
Knock, knock, excuse me.
Is there anyone around here who eats oysters?
Is there anyone around here who eats oysters often?
Someone like that will come.
Ah, I'll ask the person next to me.
And the person next to you will ping pong, ping pong...
Don't make it long!
Right?!
I'll ask the boy next to you!
Ah, I'll ask the person next to me.
Ah, I don't know.
Do you want me to ask you?
No, I don't.
Please wait for me there.
Ah, I'll wait for you.
And he'll go like this, ping pong, ping pong...
Well, it's Matsubara-san.
Matsubara-san, Matsubara-san.
Yes, it's me.
Matsubara-san, Matsubara-san.
Yes, it's me.
Yes, it's Matsubara-san.
Matsubara-san is here!
Matsubara-san is here.
Yes.
What kind of person? Thick-skinned?
A little thick-skinned.
Ah, we have a visitor here.
What is it?
Ah, yes, yes, he's looking this way.
Ah, that's good.
Would you like to eat that with us?
What? Ah, let's ask for it.
He got in.
Then, the first customer who came in became "sari sari sari"
became "sari sari sari", became "sari sari sari"
then "tatatata" ran and the next customer was a "yokogaki customer".
Hey, Agaki-kun.
Give it out.
Oh, what is it?
What are you doing?
What's your name?
Kobayashi.
How old are you?
21 years old.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I do.
I heard you!
"I do"!
That's right!
I'll say it loud and clear.
So far, you've shown me your worst temper.
But you hide it all the time, don't you?
No, I don't!
I know you have a lot of friends, but...
Is that so?
Please cherish that love.
Yes.
Thank you for today.
It's rare to see you so clear-headed.
Yes.
Well, let's go to Hagaki.
I like down-down very much, especially you, Hama- chan.
Yes.
You are cool.
Am I?
By the way, please listen to my tragic story.
It's not a program, but you appear regularly on Monday of "Laugh Out Loud", don't you?
Yes.
And I thought I would definitely meet you and take a picture with you.
On Monday, I pretended to go to school and went out of my house and got on the train.
It was good until I got on the Shinkansen, but since I live in the countryside, I didn't know where Alta was.
In the end, I couldn't find Alta and couldn't meet you, let alone meet you.
I couldn't give up there because of my personality.
I saved money and went to school the next Monday and the next Monday, but I couldn't meet you.
I didn't know where Alta was.
Don't talk like that!
Read it normally!
And when I came home, my teacher was there and it was found out that I had taken a break from school and I had a fight with my parents.
It was terrible.
The next day, when I went to school, my teacher called me and asked me which was more important, school or down-down.
When I said down-down, she said, "Are you looking down on me?"
"Stop going to school," she said.
I only said the truth, but now I live a dark life.
Please encourage me, grandpa.
But you stopped him.
He told me to stop.
I don't know why, though.
Grandpa, please.
You can't, can you?
But you're happy, aren't you?
Up to this point.
I see.
Maybe you should be proud of him.
I thought so.
But there is also something like this.
You know Yokosuka's long kuniko?
She is 22 years old.
She wanted a grandpa.
It's cold.
It's Hawaii, isn't it?
Even though it's cold.
If you do such a thing, it's like an opera.
You know, there is a talent who is watching TV.
Yes, it seems like it.
"Come here," he says.
Yes, it seems like it.
"Come and watch first," he says.
That kind of guy.
The talent will give you a seat.
Come and watch.
Sit in the audience seat and give it to him after the recording.
If you want Morikawa, come to the venue.
Should we watch it together?
Yes, let's watch it together.
If you watch it, I'll give it to you.
Which language should I give it to?
You're sacrificing yourself for various reasons, aren't you?
Yes.
Your shoes are rusty and you're cold.
It's embarrassing.
Which one is more expensive?
There's none.
Really?
There's not even one.
You guys are laughing too much.
Go ahead and drink first.
Your shoes are rusty and you're cold.
There's not even one.
Really?
Yes.
Of course it's this one.
This one?
You poor thing.
Oh, you're from Hamada, Niigata.
You came all the way here and didn't even go to school.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- I'll send this letter to Okano. - Yeah, I'll send it to Minoru as well.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, I'll read it. This person is... - Yeah, read it for me.
Let's see...
- Ishikawa Reigo-san. - Yeah.
Ultimate choice...
Did you write "ultimate hope"?
Oh, please don't put that in there.
- "Ultimate choice..." - Yes.
If you're going to quit, which one are you going to quit?
- Yeah, what are you going to quit? - "Smile, good friend" and "kid's servant".
- I'm going to quit... - "Ultimate choice..."
- I'm going to quit... - No, you're not going to say it.
Let me say it.
- Let me say it first. - No, you're not going to say it.
- What is it? Which one are you going to quit? - Which one am I going to quit? "Good friend" or "kid's servant"?
- If it's "kid's servant", it's only you two. - Yeah.
- You can do whatever you like. - Yeah.
- Should I say "good friend"? - Yeah.
- It's 10 and a half in the morning. - Oh, it's early.
- It's early. - Yeah.
- When I say it, you're already sitting next to that big star with 11 degrees. - Yeah, I'm sitting.
- I'm reading the newspaper. - Yeah, yeah.
- There's a group of young people behind me. - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm going in there. - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
- You're not talking at all. - Yeah, yeah.
- You're late. - No, I'm not!
- What do you think you're doing? - Yeah!
- You know, we're going to laugh and do this in front of you. - Yeah.
- You can look at the screen here. - Yeah!
- I'm sorry. - Yeah!
- You're not talking at all. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry. - No, it's not something we decide.
- Oh, no. - It's a program we've never seen before.
I'd like to continue, but I won't do it.
I won't do it.
Well, if you ask me to hit either of you...
Mr. Nishikawa Katsura.
Shut up!
How about you?
I'd like you to hit me.
So, either this or...
This, right?
Which one?
Let's do it together.
Oh, wait a minute.
Let's do it together!
Let's do it!
Wait a minute.
Either this or...
Let's do it together!
Don't betray me like that.
One, two...
Let's do it together.
I'll definitely betray you.
Let's make it official.
Have you ever been touched like this?
One, two...
Let me say one more thing.
Four or five years ago, when "Downtown" came out as a regular program in Hyougin Yobikou in Fuji,
when Kiyoka Nijiko came as a guest, it was about kissing.
I think one of us was "Matchan".
That's right.
Kiyoka Nijiko-san kissed me.
That big mouth of yours...
It was amazing.
Really.
Did it hurt?
I still can't forget the feeling of those lips.
It was like...
It was like my clothes were rotting.
No, no, it was like...
It was like a marshmallow.
No way!
That hair!
That hair was like a marshmallow!
No way!
That's right.
But after we finished filming, I cried in the bathroom.
You're crazy!
Seriously...
Take a shower, Abi!
So, this is the ending.
Yes, it is.
Let's start from something we shouldn't do.
Oh, today?
The other day, in "Chameleon", Kasosai-san...
Yes, yes, yes.
And Hoshiatsu...
He's dressed like this.
Yes, yes.
You know...
Yes.
How many people were there?
Well, there were a lot of things.
I wanted that wing part.
Oh, I see.
And...
I heard you had a lot of helmets.
Helmets...
How many were there?
No way!
I only had a belt and a main body.
I only had a main body.
The main body is huge!
It's like a 12 o'clock soap.
I've never said that before.
"12 o'clock soap"...
What are you talking about?
But, I'll send you a tongue.
If you have one, you should send it to me.
Yes.
I'm Tanin Aiko-chan, 15 years old.
I'll send you a tongue.
Yes.
I'll also send you a baton, a tongue picker and other questions.
I'll send you more and more.
So, this is "Downtown".
I'll see you next week!
Goodbye!
I'll be waiting for you!
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