AISubs v3.5
Ladies and Gentlemen
- Today... - Yes.
- It was tough! - Yes, it was tough.
I think those of you who came here know...
- Last week... - Yes.
- At six o'clock... - Yes.
- I said "Come in front of the altar!" - Yes.
- I put out a telop under the show! - You did.
- We got together at six and it was past six... - Yes.
But even before that, there were so many people!
Wait! Wait!
It's not on, but it's on the screen! Wait!
It hurts a little.
- So if I went to the altar today... - Yes.
I would have been eaten alive!
You idiot!
- Is that possible? - Yes.
How many people did you go with?
Anyway...
- In the end, you didn't broadcast it! - We didn't.
There were too many of you.
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - You'll hurt yourself!
- I'll do it for you. - No way!
Tuesday at one forty...
...on Dantan's Gaki no Tsukaiya Alley...
...watch it!
Tuesday at one forty...
...on Dantan's Gaki no Tsukaiya Alley...
...watch it!
Tuesday at one forty...
...on Dantan's Gaki no Tsukaiya Alley...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't touch me like that!
What's this?
Tuesday night at one forty...
...on Dantan's Gaki no Tsukaiya Alley...
...watch it!
It's weird...
Tuesday night at one forty...
...on Dantan's Gaki no Tsukaiya Alley...
...watch it!
Tuesday night at one forty...
...on Dantan's Gaki no Tsukaiya Alley...
...watch it!
Watch it!
What kind of family did you follow all the way here?
May I?
To be tied up.
Let's watch it.
Yes, please.
This is funny.
You can put your pants here.
Yes.
Put my pants here?
Hey, you!
One more?
Yes.
That empty shell is used for mosaics.
Why did you make it like this?
Even cows are killed for this.
Don't laugh.
Even if we know what "kikkojiwari" is, we don't know what it really is.
It hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts.
It's like a game software.
But it's a soft touch.
Really? Is it like this these days?
I used to do it a lot when I was young.
Asado-kun!
Yes!
Ayano-san, your back hurts.
Hey, eat it! Don't eat it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Eh? What's wrong?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
My hands are cold!
Ayano-san, my hands are cold!
Ah, it hurts!
Look, look!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Shut up!
This is good!
This is the best!
Ayano-san, you're cool.
I like you.
This part...
The shape of the back of the hair...
It's gone, but...
This part...
If you could write "man" here, it would be cool.
That's good!
That's a shame!
I-Ishio.
Today, I, Ayano-san, will be playing a marriage drama.
I will properly promote our show.
Now, thank you for your time, Sensei.
Ayano-san, shall we go over there?
Ah, we already have our own job.
Tuesday... Tuesday at one o'clock...
Huh? How many minutes?
Huh?
Tuesday at one o'clock and forty minutes.
At Dandan's Oyster Shop.
Watch it!
Do you want me to watch it?
What the hell are you doing?
At 1.40 a.m. on Tuesday,
I watched it on Downtown's Gaki no Tsukai Arahen.
I see.
I was really embarrassed.
It was more embarrassing for me than for any of you.
But it was close.
Yeah, it was close.
What a shame.
Let's think of something else.
Let's do it like this.
Like this?
Yeah.
Let's go to Shibuya right now.
Oh, really?
Let's do this.
We've done it as many times as you have.
Are you still not cool?
I'm looking forward to it, Hamachan.
What are you doing?
I'm sure you know what you're doing. You should do something for me, too.
Well, that's about it.
Thank you for coming, Gyo-san.
Thank you very much. Let's do something again.
We've gathered here, but there's nothing we can do on this show.
Right.
Except for that.
Don't look at me like that.
We can do something in a big hall.
Right.
We can do something like that.
Right.
I don't know about you, but we can do something like that.
You said it.
Let's do something.
Let's do something. An event.
Right.
Something big.
An event?
Right.
You know what?
Why don't you go to a club or something like that in April of next year?
I'll study math from now on.
I don't want to do that.
Why not?
You're forcing me to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Let's do it.
I don't want to do it.
I'll help you, too.
What are you talking about?
Right?
Right.
I don't like that.
What do you want?
I want to go to college.
You know what? You should get a license for this show.
Right?
License?
Right.
How about something special?
Like what?
You know...
Something you can bend.
Like...
Like welding.
I don't care about that.
What are you going to do with that?
No, like...
Like...
Can you put this away for a second?
Yes.
Well, anyway...
What are we doing today, Konoha?
Huh?
Konoha, what are we doing today?
Um...
Something with hagaki...
Shiritori? Shut up!
That's enough!
What about hagaki?
Shall we drink hagaki risotto?
For now, yes.
Here you go.
Is there an assistant today?
What is this?
Where have you been hiding all this time?!
Huh?
How old are you?
F... Four years old?
Yes.
What's your name?
Suzuki Aya.
Huh?
Suzuki Aya.
Suzuki Aya?
Yes.
What are you doing here?
Oh, this is it.
This is it.
Oh, this is it.
There's a picture in here.
Oh!
Do you want an assistant?
Assistant?
Yes, assistant.
This is it.
This girl's name is Suzuki Aya.
She and I were both big fans of "Downtown" and were invited to be our assistants.
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Today, we're also wearing uniforms.
Oh, I see.
Aya, which do you like better?
Why do you like this man?
What do you like about him?
Don't you know?
But what do you like about him?
Just tell me!
It's been a while since you talked to me like that.
I see. See you later, Aya-chan.
Thanks for coming.
See you.
Did you come from there?
Aya-chan, where did you come from?
Um...
Tokyo.
I know that!
Where in Tokyo?
Hotel.
Hotel?!
Love hotel?!
What was that reaction?!
Like you know!
I see.
Aya-chan, when you grow up, will you marry me?
Don't say that!
You'll make me mad!
Aya-chan, I'm waiting for you!
Are you serious?!
Aya-chan, I'm waiting for you!
Don't lie to me!
Don't cheat on me!
Aya-chan won't do it either!
See you later, Aya-chan.
Thanks!
Bye-bye!
Before we end the program, I'd like to start with Nakano.
Mima-chan, say it.
Yes.
Good evening, Matsumo-san.
Good evening.
I'm always enjoying watching "Gaginozukaia Arahende".
A few weeks ago in a large room, a taxi driver told Matsumo-san that he had been mistaken for Hiromi-san of B21,
but in fact, when my mother got in the taxi, the driver made a mistake.
The driver said, "It's always hard, isn't it?"
I've seen it, it's always hard, isn't it?
It was hard for him to hear, but he said, "Oh, thank you," without knowing why.
And the driver smiled at his mother again and said, "You're still being called a blonde, aren't you?"
That's right. My mother had been mistaken for Tetsuya Takeda.
My mother didn't come home, but went to a barber shop and made it a short haircut and came back.
Matsumoto-san, have you ever been mistaken for anyone else?
Well, I've never been mistaken for anyone else, but this is the worst mistake I've ever made.
I think I've said it to myself before.
About six years ago, there was a Yokosuka incident.
Really?
Yokosuka, not Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I went to get a commercial for Mr. Donuts.
It was Yokosuka, wasn't it?
Was it?
I was staying at a Yokosuka hotel with my manager.
I was starving at night.
I couldn't stand it anymore and decided to go somewhere.
I didn't know anyone there.
I left the hotel at about two in the morning and walked around alone.
There were about five middle school and high school students in the hotel.
They were a little wild.
I didn't want them to get involved.
I tried to ignore them and try not to get involved.
Then one of them came up to me and said, "Yuu- chan, where are you going?"
I want you to be Yuu-chan.
Yuu-chan?
Yuu-chan, I don't know.
What's up with you?
I'm going to quit soon.
I was walking around.
Yuu-chan! Yuu-chan!
He kept following me.
You kept saying "Yuu-chan, Yuu-chan."
It was dark.
I didn't care what he said.
I wanted him to know that I wasn't Yuu-chan.
I held it in and kept following him until it got bright.
Yuu-chan! Yuu-chan!
He kept following me until it got bright.
What's up with you?!
I turned around.
Don't be angry, Yuu-chan!
Even if he knew I was angry, he wouldn't know I wasn't Yuu-chan.
You really ran away, didn't you?
This much, that much, seriously, about two kilos.
You too, go home!
Did you want to eat such a beef bowl?
I wanted to eat it, but it wasn't there!
It kept following me!
Don't talk to me like that, Yuu-chan!
Don't be like that!
I know, right?
I'm going to stay here and don't talk to you.
Come with me for a bit.
I'm not Yuu-chan!
You know who I am, don't you?
I'm from Osaka!
Yuu-chan...
I'm scared of you!
Yuu-chan, what are you saying?
I'm scared of you!
There's nothing I can do about it.
There's nothing I can do about it!
It kept following me like that.
I don't know why, but I went back to the hotel.
I went back to the hotel and came in front of the hotel.
Yuu-chan, where are you going in?
I'm going to get caught!
Really, Yuu-chan?
Really?
I'm serious!
I'm getting angry!
I'm serious!
Then I went to the front of the hotel and locked the door.
The hotel has glass walls and you can't see it from the outside.
When I was locking the door at the front of the hotel, it was like this all the time.
Then I pushed the elevator, opened it wide, went inside and closed it.
What are you talking about?
It's fun to see people's movements, isn't it?
Movements?
It's fun to see people's movements, isn't it?
Do you say 'movements'?
There are a lot of people like that.
Um, I'm an old woman.
I'm an old woman who's been married for a long time.
I'm really angry.
Today, I took out my teeth and did this.
I did this.
This hand is really angry.
My little finger hurts a little.
Your hand and your hand are already up.
I know what you're doing.
What is this?
But, you know, as a woman, it's a little weird for you to do it like this.
Even if you're an old woman.
Even so, you can't close your mouth to smelly things, can you?
What do you mean?
So you're closing your mouth, aren't you?
No, no, no.
So you're trying to hide your dirty part.
But you know that already.
So you don't think you need it anymore, do you?
No, I'd be more annoyed if you said that to me.
I don't like it when you look at me with your toothpick.
And I don't like it when you look at me when you scratch me.
Even when you scratch me here, you do it like this.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
What do you mean you don't like it?
You're doing it like this.
Because you don't like it at all.
This is not something to be embarrassed about.
Isn't it embarrassing for you to do it like this?
Why?
It's not like you're going to hide it.
You don't have to hide it.
You just have to do it like this at ten o'clock.
You're doing it like this, so...
I'll do it.
That's not nice.
It's not polite.
Well, if you're going to do it like this,
I think it's better to do it like this.
Rather than being killed.
It's pretty fun to watch, isn't it?
Yeah.
The other day, when we went to Thailand,
you said we were eating someone's food.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of us was eating.
Two of us were drinking beer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was daytime, and it was hot in Thailand.
On this side, the locals over there,
what do you call it?
Pasta, you know, like long spaghetti-like pasta.
If you mix that with meat or something like that,
it's hard to tell.
If you make it like that over there,
it's really good food.
Yeah.
Right?
When you make pasta,
well, you eat it like this normally,
but if you eat it with meat or vegetables,
it's already...
it's already so good!
You eat it with a smile on your face!
That's what we two were drinking,
and it was so funny!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what we were doing.
The other day, it was funny.
You know, at the coffee shop,
we went shopping at Daimaru or somewhere,
right?
We were holding bags,
right?
And we were sitting like this,
and while we were drinking coffee,
we were shaking those bags like this...
Are you laughing?! Are you laughing?!
And...
I grabbed it! I finally grabbed it!
Yes! You did it!
I was just like this earlier!
Oh, I'm so happy now, there's nothing I can do!
I untied the ribbon like this...
Did you tear it apart?
Did you tear it apart?!
I untied the ribbon like this...
You did it...
I did it like this...
I was slowly leaving my bag behind...
Open it up!
Yes, that's right!
I was slowly leaving my bag behind...
You're good!
I was slowly leaving my bag behind...
I was still caring about my bag...
Yes!
I was slowly taking out my bag...
That's a pain in the ass...
It's really hard...
You're really good at this!
I was taking out my ribbon like this...
You're really good at this!
I was taking out my ribbon like this...
And like that, I'm back!
Alright! Just what's left is what's inside!
Press!
It has a comb inside of it...
And that combs is wrapped in a plastic bag...
Ah, I see...
And I took that comb out of the plastic bag like this...
What the hell is this guy?
I wish I could have gone here as soon as possible.
It's funny to say that.
While I was in the car, when I stopped at the traffic light, I saw a beard from the other side.
And there is a beard from this side, too.
A beard from both sides.
While I was in the car, I saw a beard from this side.
And there is a beard from this side, too!
- A beard! - A beard!
Even though the beard should be mixed, I thought, "Ah, another beard!"
The beard is inside.
- It's not a big deal. - It's not a big deal.
Let's not end it like this.
It seems like it's time.
Yes, it's time.
Yes, it's time to say goodbye.
We've seen a lot of good things here.
It was really embarrassing.
But let's think about it again.
Let's think about it next time and do it again.
That's right.
Everyone, thank you very much for today.
Please come again.
Thank you.
I think you'll notice something if you watch it on TV.
What do you think of this?
It doesn't turn backwards.
Actually, it turns forward.
But it turns backwards like this.
Staff DJ.
It's done.
We haven't decided on a present yet.
If you want one, give me a piece of paper first.
I'll do it if you're interested.
Do you know what it looks like?
I'll do it if you tell me not to do it.
This one.
I'll wait for you to give me a piece of paper.
I'll think about it later.
The staff and we all have this.
We all wear it.
It costs a lot of money.
Today, the girl was our assistant.
We thought it would be nice to meet her.
We're still looking for an assistant.
This is Ogrip.
This is Inato.
We're all the same.
This is Downtown.
Goodbye!
Thank you for watching.