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Tsunahiki Daigassen
Daigassen!
Tsunahiki Daigassen!
Today we are in Nijishinriku.
Actually, we are in this park today because of Shouno and Ichime.
Look, there is a box in the back.
Why do you talk like that?
There is a box in the back.
It's annoying.
Because it's "Tsunahiki Daigassen" competition,
there are three more people including us in the box.
Oh, I see.
Since we did it together, we have to do it together.
We will choose three more people.
There is a net like this.
Let's point at each school.
Then you can put your partner in the box.
M.
You are good.
M.
Yes, M.
Understood.
That means I can't play the rest of the song!
Hey!
I don't know why, but I don't like it.
I'll leave it like this.
The first ticket.
Here's the ticket.
Ta-da!
You look strong!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
This is...
This is a good ticket!
Oh, there he is! Number 3!
Number 3!
Number 3, please come in!
Please come in!
Wow!
He's strong!
This is...
This...
What is this?
Number 5!
Ta-da!
You look strong!
Number 1!
Ta-da!
You look strong!
Hey, you really look strong!
My ticket is number 2.
Oh!
You look good!
Let's go to number 4!
Yes!
Just like you measured it!
It's amazing!
Right?
It's crazy!
I'd like to fight you if I were you, but I can't stand it!
Is that why you're on top now?
Don't answer like that!
This program is sponsored by SUNDUST.
- Anyway! - Yes!
- Shall we go now? - Yes!
- These are girls, right? - Oh, really?
- They are all girls. - Yes, I see.
- Except me. - Yes.
- Competition manager! - Yes.
- That's all for now, right? - Yes.
Take off your clothes!
- Let's go! - Are you ready?
- Go! - Yes!
What are you doing?
Let's do more.
Shall we do it together?
- Yes. - Yes.
(Laughter)
You! Are you serious?
(Laughter)
What's up with you?
It's funny.
What?
Let's challenge how far we can go.
Let's put in some Muki Muki Man.
Muki Muki Man?
Let's put in some Muki Muki Man.
Shall we go?
Captain!
Ready!
(Laughter)
As I thought!
As I thought! The three of you!
What are you doing?
What's with that crying face of yours?
(Laughter)
What's with that crying face of yours?
(Laughter)
It hurts! It hurts!
Ah! It's over!
It's over!
What's with you?
It's over.
Get out of that thirty-minute program.
(Laughter)
(Explosion)
Ladies and Gentlemen...
(Cheering)
- Today... - Yeah!
- We've come to a good place, haven't we? - That's right!
- We've come to a good place, haven't we? - It's beautiful! It looks like it's just built!
- It's just built, isn't it? - Yeah!
- You also look beautiful, don't you? - Oh!
- With this beautiful chair! - Yeah!
- You're amazing! - Yeah!
- You know, today I... - What?
- I found out something amazing I can do! - Something amazing you can do?
- I'm amazing! - What, what, what?
- You know, I've been doing a lot of research about birds! - Since when?
- I've been doing it for a long time!
- Oh, you've been doing it for a long time! - And I've noticed something!
- What is it? - No matter what you say, I can change it back with numbers!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh! - This is amazing!
- Oh, you don't have to say it like I normally say it! - You don't have to say it like I normally say it!
- I can... - Yeah!
- I can change everything back with numbers!
- This may be amazing! - Yeah!
- Why numbers? - Huh?!
- After thinking about it, I think this is the best! - There are many reasons, but...
- This is... - I think numbers are the weakest!
- It's proven that you can do it 100%! - Hmm...
- Oh, that's good! - Yeah!
- Shall we try it? - Sure!
- What should we start with? Anything is fine? - Anything is fine!
- Slipper! - Tampers!
- That's fast! - It's fast!
- It won't come out like this right away! - No, no, no...
- Tampers! - It's Tampers!
- Watermelon! - Huh?! - Watermelon!
- What is it?! - WATERMELON!
- Okay, okay, okay... - You don't have to say it like I normally say it!
- Everyone knows what a watermelon is! Just say it! - Okay, okay...
- Crow! - Tampers!
- Huh?! - Tampers!
- Uh...
- TAMPERS!
That's right! It's a quick-witted catchphrase!
What's a 'suribashi'?
It's something you do like this.
You're annoying!
I'm thinking about it now!
Say it now!
'Chicken rice'.
'Smart ball'.
Huh?
'Smart ball'.
'Loose'.
'Srume'.
'Mexican dance'.
'Special'.
What's 'special'?
It's 'special', isn't it?
Huh?
'Loose'.
'Rumania'...
'Rumania juice'.
What's that?
What's 'Rumania juice'?
Is there such a thing?
'Wow', and your physique is like a horse's.
Who's making a fool of me?
No, I can't accept it like that.
What's 'Rumania juice'?
Accept it like that!
Huh?
Come on!
Don't come like 'bong-bong-bong'!
This is a tempo!
I can't keep going like this!
Come on!
Anyone, say it!
'Bird's eye'.
'Eye'?
'Bird's eye'?
'Eyeball'?
It's easy!
Huh?
'Sushi'.
'Cinderella Express'.
'Sudachi'.
'Tiranozaurus'.
What the hell is that?!
That was amazing!
What do you mean amazing?!
That 'olga' 'Tiranozaurus'.
No, it's 'ole'.
'Ole'?
As a result of my research, I'm sure I can do it.
I don't know if it was a different 'inokko'.
Everyone, please try it. More and more.
With 'sue'?
Yes! You'll definitely be fine!
What?
One hundred percent!
'Sue' can do it?
You've been using 'shinkansen' all the time!
What is that?!
It can't be helped! It's 'sue'!
Oh, I see.
'Sue' starts and ends with 'sue'.
'Sue' starts with 'sue' and ends with 'sue'.
Yes, yes, yes.
'Sue' ends with 'sue' and ends with 'sue'.
Everyone, think about it! There's only one 'sue'!
Yes?
'Tsubame' 'sue'!
There's only one 'sue'!
Ah, I see!
There's no one else but 'sue'!
You're like a machine, going 'daaah'
Ah, is that so?
There's no one else.
Right?
I'd be really happy if 'Kinran' came.
Why?
'Kinran' 'dance'.
I wanted to say it!
It feels good!
And it feels good when 'dee' comes.
What is it?
'Rhythm and Blues'
It feels good when 'dee' comes!
Right, right.
It feels good when 'dee' comes!
Right, right.
It's too late, but it's fun to know.
Ah, I see.
How many 'sue' trains were there?
There's a lot of 'sue'!
There's about a thousand 'sue'.
But how many 'kaitans' were there on the Shinkansen?
There were about two hundred and three hundred 'kaitans' on the Shinkansen.
But why can't you remember all of them?
It's amazing that you can remember all of them!
I think it was 'Atami' or something like that.
It doesn't matter!
I don't know 'sue' and 'wan' at all!
But it's fun now, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
There was something like that, you know...
You had to say something that had nothing to do with it.
Ah, you know...
'Oogiri' or something like that.
Ah, I know that one.
'Oogiri' or something like that.
I know that one.
Really?
Yeah.
It's hot.
What time is it now?
It's been getting hot lately.
Isn't your face getting red?
What did you eat for breakfast?
Hey!
What did you eat for breakfast?
Hey!
What did you eat for breakfast?
Hey!
What did you eat for breakfast?
Ah!
It's spring now.
It's morning now, so you have to eat something.
Your eyebrows are like this!
Hey!
Wait a minute! If you don't say "focus on your body", you'll get into trouble!
Why?
Don't say different things one by one!
If you focus on one thing...
This button is big, isn't it?
No, but really, what kind of wood is it?
Wow, it's hard for me!
It's dirty!
No, it's not dirty!
Not at all!
(Laughter)
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it? It's pretty fun, isn't it?
Right? It's nostalgic.
What other games were there?
Ah...
Ah, that one!
This...
You make it square and put it in the middle like this...
One, two, three, four, and put it in a number...
Which ball is which...
And like this...
Like this...
(Laughter)
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
I've noticed it before...
I'm an honest person, so...
I can't stand it like this...
Like this...
I'm going to die!
Right?
Yes, yes... Was there something like that?
What?
It's called "dossun", right?
Yes, yes, it's called "dossun"...
Yes...
Also, there was that...
"mira" game...
"mira" game?
Don't you know it?
It starts with "mini-controller"...
Yes, yes, yes...
Ah, you didn't play it?
You don't play rock-paper-scissors?
You lost, didn't you?
He-he-he-he-he...
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm going to kill you!
Alright, I'm going to lock you up in here...
For three years!
(Laughter)
Ah...
What was it?
I'm going to lock you up for three years!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to lock you up for three years!
(Laughter)
I'm going to lock you up for three years!
(Laughter)
Now, let me introduce you to Hagaki.
Now, today...
(Laughter)
Where's Nitta?
What?
Where's Nitta?
Nitta?
I wanted to see Nitta.
Where are you going?
What's she going to do here?
No, it's not like that. I don't know if it's going to be edited or not, but I'm not going to tell you about it.
Which one of you is her type? Which one of you doesn't want her?
You like her that much, don't you?
We're both drunk. We're both apart.
There's only one float. There's only one float.
Which one is it?
Which one is it? Which one is it?
I can't stand it anymore.
You have a float, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Which one do you want?
(Laughter)
Are you going to throw it and watch me pick it up?
(Laughter)
You're a bad woman.
I'll help you with the opening today.
Really.
Thank you very much.
(Applause)
I'll read this one.
Yes, please read it.
Tokyo and Arakawa, 16-year-old Miwa-chan.
Yes.
Miwa-chan and Ama-chan, I'd like you to tell me specifically about the time difference attack you used to do when you were students.
This is...
If you have any tips for succeeding with it, I'd like you to tell me.
This was pretty interesting.
Time difference attack, right?
I'm sure some of you have done it before.
Yes.
It was good when you were going to school.
Yes, yes.
When you go to school, there's always an emergency staircase, right?
And you stand on the first floor of the school building.
And your friends come up to you and say, "Hey, it's been a while. What are you doing next?"
And you know what to do and talk to them about your existence.
I'm on the first floor of this school.
And you tell them about it.
And as you go up the stairs one by one, you run off the emergency staircase and stand on it four or five more times.
(Laughter)
And when you say, "Oh!"
(Screaming)
It's a matter of time difference.
Just like that!
Well, that's all for today. What do you think?
Yes.
There's still a little time left.
All right, I understand.
Then...
Shall we start the game?
(Laughter)
I'll decide who wins and who loses, you know?
What are you talking about?
In this game...
No matter what you say, I always win.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Right?
And if I lose...
Then I'll have to do that thing I showed you...
That... you know...
Good morning, it's morning.
What's that?
It's only played in Osaka!
What's "good morning, it's morning"?
Where does it...
Where does it come from?
Um... "Zoom in, it's morning."
What?
You'll have me do something different!
(Laughter)
No, no, no, no.
I mean...
At that time, if I lost, I'd have to do "Zoom in, it's morning."
But now, there's nothing.
It doesn't matter if you lose or win.
If that doesn't happen...
(Laughter)
No!
I'll think about it right now!
Right now!
It's a big TV show!
But if you think about it and say it first...
I can't accept it.
(Laughter)
I see...
You know...
Before this show...
Ucchan Nanchan started it.
Yes, that's right.
But it's no good.
You can't do anything with Ucchan Nanchan.
Why not?
I just know about it.
You have to do something funnier.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's out of date.
I know about it, but I have a dream diary.
It's a dream diary!
(Laughter)
That's...
What do you want me to do with your dream diary?
It goes all the way to Kyoto!
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't!
It goes all the way to Kyoto...
Tell me about your dream diary.
What dream diary?
You're dressed like a fool and eat it!
(Laughter)
You eat your dream!
Only your dream!
(Laughter)
That's...
(Laughter)
You're like Satsumi Montaro of "Democracy".
(Laughter)
You're scary.
You know that guy over there?
That guy...
Kazuma Morio.
Ask him why he's wearing a super cup without his microphone.
(Laughter)
It doesn't seem like there's a reason for it.
(Laughter)
It's too late for you to tell me.
(Laughter)
Well, that's a little...
I think we can go from here.
But you know, it's been a few months since then, and I can't do anything new every time you do something new, can you?
(Laughter)
No, you don't want me to do it, but it's better to compete and lose, right?
You don't say anything about changing seats next time, do you?
All right, let's do it like this.
If I lose in this seat...
Stay here, stay here.
Stay there, Chang'e.
I can hear you, I can hear you, Chang'e.
If I lose in this seat, I'm a kid.
Yeah.
I'm a kid's servant.
Yeah.
I'm very sad, but...
Yeah.
I'll take a break.
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
No!
That's not it!
Oh, you...
I don't want to take a break!
(Laughter)
What do you mean, "take a break"?
I'm very sad, but...
Are you a kid?
I'm very sad, but...
I'll take a break.
Instead of that...
Stay here, stay here.
It's hard to do it alone.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Bring your wife.
Are you stupid?
Bring her!
(Laughter and applause)
Bring her, you idiot!
No, no, you...
You lost to G-don!
No, no, no.
I don't need such conditions.
You're dirty!
(Laughter)
I don't care if you call me "dirty" or "what"
I don't care!
I don't like it.
I want to take a break, too!
(Laughter)
I want to take a break, too!
If you lose again...
(Laughter)
I'll... I'll pinch you here...
(Laughter)
You know, I can stand pain, but I don't like it when I can't fix it!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it when something breaks!
You know...
You know, you say "it hurts, it hurts, it hurts", but you don't even think about it!
You don't even think about it!
What do you mean "it hurts, it hurts"?
You know, you say it when you think of it...
I can't do anything about this guy...
You know...
You know what? Let's do a draw next week?
Yeah, sure.
We'll do a draw at some of the pieces of wood in the corner.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll count them all and give them back.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll count them all and give them back.
Yeah, yeah.
And the loser...
Yeah, yeah.
So you know what?
The loser will end up looking like a genius policeman.
I don't like that!
You know what?
You should have a mastermind!
Why can't I get flowers in this game?
Ok, ok, I'll think about it!
I'll think about it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
I told you to make it like that, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah!
That way you won't lose any pieces.
Yeah.
Will we cut it off?
I can't see it, so we'll just chop it off?
It looks like a mother is crying.
Even if my flesh and blood are watching me...
I'll do things that make you feel like you've been working for a year.
Well, then...
Yes, yes.
Next time, let's have a 2-on-2 confrontation.
Sounds good.
Let's do it.
Sounds good.
But...
Can you not start with 2 and end with 2?
Start with 2 and end with 2?
Can you not start with 2 and end with 2?
Oh, so I can't start with 2 and end with 2?
Except for 2.
Except for 2 and end with 2.
This is heavier than a normal Shiritori's "Nnnn".
I see, I see.
If you lose...
I see.
...and end with 2...
So, you can start with 2 in your head, but you can't start with 2 in your butt.
Except for 2 and "Nnnn", right?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
And?
What was the other one?
"Accept 2".
Yes.
In your case, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But, for example, if you start with "car"...
Yes.
I might say "carpenters", but...
Don't say it now!
That's "en".
"En"?
Yes.
"En"?
I can't say it.
Hey, don't say it.
I see.
Let's do it like that.
Okay?
Let's do it like that.
Let's play a punishment game.
What?
A punishment game.
A punishment game?
Let me think about it.
You know that mayonnaise?
Yes, yes, yes.
You put it in that container, right?
Yes.
You put it in your butt, right?
Yes.
And you have to poop in it.
You have to poop in that shape, right?
Yes.
I see.
It's interesting, isn't it?
It's expensive.
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