AISubs v3.5
Next time, we won't use a kid, we'll use Chiki- chiki, Nitta, Nitta, Gekitotsu Chiki-chiki Nitta Coordination Great Strategy!
Today we'll be coordinating with Nitta.
Ah, you're tired of Mobojo Jarno's clothes.
Ah, it's not funny at all.
Right? So, do you have it?
Yes.
The 20,000 yen you gave me earlier.
It's 20,000 yen.
I have two of them.
Yes.
From now on, we'll do it like we did before, like we did when we went shopping.
For 20 minutes, you and I will take two of them and coordinate with Nitta and go look for clothes.
I see.
Yes.
Shall we call the main character?
Yes.
Yes, Nitta-kun!
Yes!
You don't like it?
No, no, no.
Say "yes" more loudly!
Yes!
Yes.
Nitta, you know...
When she was in 6th grade in elementary school, she always gave her mother clothes like this.
She always gave her mother clothes like this.
Finally...
Now that she's in elementary school...
For the first time in a long time, I'm the manager of Nitta.
When she came in this clothes...
I was shocked.
You were shocked, weren't you?
Yes.
What kind of coordination do you want?
For now, I want it to be cool.
Yes.
Anyone can see it.
Does Nitta look good in these clothes?
Yes, yes, yes.
You don't do it! Say it! Don't talk!
Say it louder!
Anyway...
Masakazu-kun and me...
For 20 minutes...
We will coordinate Nitta-kun's clothes.
Yes.
It's a little hot in here, but...
Shall we go in?
I didn't know it would be like this.
It's like...
If you just put fabric like this...
If you wrap it around your body like an Indian...
It's like a French "ligarage".
It's like a French "ligarage"!
For Nitta...
It's 19,800 yen.
With only underwear...
It can't be helped.
It's only 20,000 yen.
How much does it cost just for fabric?
If it's hand-woven...
It's more than 200,000 yen.
It's only 20,000 yen.
With pants, it's more like...
Do you have any pants?
Do you have any flashy pants?
I'm sure anyone can do it.
I'm hungry.
Let's go.
I'm hungry.
I'm a little hungry.
Do you have an increase of 240 yen?
I wonder what Hamada will do.
I don't know.
He is...
B21.
No.
Thank you very much.
Thank you. I'll do my best with B21.
Yes, yes.
Thank you for watching.
Well, then!
Yes!
Shall we finally announce our school team?
You took too long!
I didn't take that long.
It must be something great.
Even if you expect it like that, it's troublesome.
It's not what it was like before.
I want you to see what it was like before.
Until now, it was like this.
I want you to be more proud of it.
Even when you see people, it's a little like this.
It's like, "What is this?"
I wanted you to feel that way.
With that wish in mind, I decided.
Yes.
Well, then, Nitta-kun, please announce it!
Thank you very much.
I'm really awkward.
Only 240 people can see me.
You're so cool.
It's like you said it before.
If it was me, I'd be like, "What time is it?"
I feel like I can't say it.
What time is it?
I feel like I can't say it.
Yes.
If I turn around, it's like I'm a green ranger.
It's like...
Yes, yes.
I didn't have enough money, so I really wanted to buy white enamel, but...
Oh...
Well, I've done my best up to now.
I wanted something shiny.
Yes, yes, that's right.
I also wanted a croissant, but...
Well, for now, I've done my best for 20,000 yen.
But! What did you say before?
This is how it was completed.
You can't get that kind of money.
You can't, can you?
If you had that kind of money, you'd be strong in the countryside.
You'd be able to buy a lot of things.
Like Byzantium.
You'd be able to buy a lot of things.
I also helped out a lot.
Did you?
Nitta was so happy.
Yes.
When I showed her the mirror...
Yes.
Is this really me?
Was that your reaction?
Why is it so beautiful?
That's right.
Really.
Well, how should I say it...
It left an Egypt-like atmosphere.
It left an Egypt-like atmosphere, didn't it, Nitta?
Yes, yes.
Even if we go to a disco like this, I think we'll be able to get used to each other's faces.
I see.
Let's look forward to it.
Yes.
Well then, let's have Nitta and Matsumoto-kun do it.
Go ahead!
Look!
What's this?
Look, it's cool!
Right?
Isn't this a patch?
No, this is a little...
I'll put it on my head.
No, this is too much.
Will you wear this at home?
It's like...
Huh?
No, no, it's not like that.
You'll wear this at home, right?
No, this is cool.
At home...
This is good, isn't it?
These pants are good!
It's a patch, right?
This is stylish, too!
This is stylish, too.
But this is also something you'd wear at home, right?
You're talking like an old woman, aren't you?
Look, I chose this for school.
What?
This tie and coordination.
That's right, that's right.
I said this, too!
This top...
Be honest with me!
This is just 20,000 yen.
Oh, really?
It's perfect.
Right?
Nitta-san...
It's Nitta-san, but...
How is it?
Which one will appear next?
Which one?
Which one will you choose?
Well, I'll choose this one.
This one, right?
You're laughing a lot.
What's with you?!
There's a big gap between the two.
It's like you're being forced to do it.
If it's that one, it'll be pretty close.
Okay, with that said,
Nitta's first coordination was...
First of all, Matsumoto-kun chose this one!
I don't know what this means, but...
You don't know what it means?
I don't know what it means, but...
For now, with this...
Nitta's coordination is decided!
Congratulations!
Nitta-san!
Ladies and gentlemen...
You won!
It's tough today!
What's tough?
It's tough today!
What's tough?
We don't have much time!
You haven't said anything the other day!
That's right, I talk fast and go home fast.
I don't know about you, but there's a limit to the program.
It's a 30-minute program, but it's about 24 minutes in total.
That's right, that's right.
So try to talk for 24 minutes.
I know.
If I don't have much time and go home, can you talk by yourself?
Why?
You got mad at me a few times the other day, didn't you?
That's right, the sushi restaurant incident in Hamadake.
I was so angry at the sushi restaurant in Tokyo.
It was too late, so I got some sushi.
Yes, I understand. Please tell me the way.
Yes, I understand.
I was waiting for him, and 40 minutes later...
"Go!" said the sushi restaurant owner.
I know the way, but if you don't tell me, I'll go home.
Call me again.
I called him, and he said, "I don't know."
I'm going home.
So please tell me like this.
Yes, I understand.
Go!
Even 20 minutes later...
Isn't he going home?
Call me.
I called him again, and he said, "I really don't know."
It's like this.
I don't know the way.
I don't know!
No, I don't know.
I'm waiting for customers here, too.
He said that and lied.
You two eat alone.
Yes, yes, yes!
You two eat sushi alone!
Don't eat sushi with your wife!
Excuse me, are you free tonight?
Excuse me, it's late.
It's the third time.
I really don't know.
The customer is waiting.
Please hurry up.
I'm telling you while watching TV.
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm telling you while watching TV.
It's breakfast!
Can you say like this?
Yes.
You've got a bad mouth.
What?
Make it!
Both people are opposite.
"Put your hand down and make a "trtering" sound."
Now you know what I am saying.
"Put it on the table and make a "trtering" sound while waiting for the food."
For about 5 minutes, I was like "trururururu"...
- And then the boss came to me and said... - Your tongue goes all the way up to "trururururu".
- I'm sorry. - I didn't say it.
And about 5 minutes later, the boss finally came to me and said...
Yes?
And I thought...
What are you doing, you bastard?!
Because it's a code race book.
What are you doing, you bastard?!
Yes?
You don't know the way, so what are you doing?! Why are you calling me, you bastard?!
Yes.
Then I'll go over there and cut you in half.
What do you think?!
- It's ridiculous. - It's ridiculous!
You don't know the way, so cut me in half and cut me in half!
Cut you in half?!
You don't know the way, so what are you doing?! Why are you calling me, you bastard?!
You don't know the way...
Well then first... sorry.
Sorry, you bastards?! Are you trying to show off?!
No, no, you don't have to say that. You don't know what you don't know.
You're still saying it!
You're still saying it.
This is the back of my hand.
I said it on TV!
What did you say?
I said it once.
It's clear as day.
I was thinking like that.
And you guys, you eat sushi at my place every day, right?!
I said it. I said I was bad-tempered.
"Excuse me." "Excuse me, you idiot! Are you trying to set fire to my shop?!"
Fire!
I was on fire, too!
I didn't say anything. I just said it one- sidedly.
I didn't know what else to say.
"It's no use!" I said.
Well, I did have a taxi, too.
That story is mine.
"It's worse than that story." "It's worse than that story." "It's really worse." "I don't like it!" "Yeah." "If it's so bad, why didn't they kill me?"
You were riding a taxi, weren't you?
Yes, I was riding a taxi.
I don't know if it was because of the food or something, but I was eating while riding a taxi.
My butt was itching.
When I was riding a taxi, my butt was itching.
So you were taking a break from eating, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
But my legs were on the steering wheel and I was driving like an idiot.
You were good at driving.
I was driving and laughing like an idiot.
I was laughing like an idiot.
And I said where I was going.
Like this and like that.
Where did you say you were going?
It's hard to understand, so I said, "Do you know?"
"Do you know?" Like this.
"Do you know?" I said.
I know.
Look at me!
At this point, you could have taken a step forward.
Yes, yes.
And as I was riding...
I was sighing.
I didn't like it. I didn't like riding.
You didn't like it.
You wanted to take a break.
I was your luggage.
Of course you were.
I wanted to take a little more break.
Yes, yes.
Even when you were turning...
Kua!
"Mori!" "Kua!"
Kua!
You got a little angry, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You were laughing like an idiot in the back.
It's true!
That's what an idiot is like!
It's true.
It's true?
I thought, "Wow, how annoying!"
I was riding a Tom Cruise.
When we arrived...
Please give me a ride.
Sure, sure.
I gave them my money.
They took my money.
They took your money, too.
Yes, yes.
They took it all.
All of it.
All of it fell off.
I thought I should do something about it.
I really did.
"Hey, aren't you in the right place?" And he got angry, too.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I wanted to get out of there!
And he got out of the car and said...
You! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
Hey, window! Can you open this side of the driver's seat?
Hey, what are you saying?
Don't come from Kansai and say 'gata-gata'!
Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, old man, that's enough, let's go over there.
Your tongue is cut off, you know.
"Hey, let's go!" I said.
Hey, you old man!
Old man!
I'm an old man!
Kiku-chan, Hana-chan, I'm an old man!
Hey, Kansai is rich!
For example, you know, you go to a restaurant,
and you say 'it's in there,'
and you ask for it for free,
and you say 'change it for me' and stuff like that.
That's not good.
It's not like I know you or anything.
I know that, but if it really was in there, it wouldn't be a salad, would it?
No, I'd probably eat it,
and change it if I didn't eat it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Once, it had skin in it.
Yeah.
For ramen.
Yeah.
It's skin.
Skin is skin, isn't it?
Don't underestimate me!
Skin is skin, isn't it?
Skin has a better way of saying it.
What?
Skin?
Old man!
I don't know!
Skin?
Skin? That's hard for us to say!
Skin? Skin?
Skin?
Should I say 'skin' or 'skin'?
Say it again.
Should I say 'skin' or 'skin'?
That ramen,
had skin in it.
Skin?
That's hard for me to say!
It had skin in it.
But still, I took a pack,
and ate it.
Skin?
If it's about skin, it's fine.
About skin?!
That's fine.
Don't say things like that all the time.
Even if people in the restaurant say bad things about you,
it can't be helped.
It's fine if I cry about it, you know?
What's with you?
You're a student-run restaurant, aren't you?
Well, you're not a restaurant,
but...
But I didn't know about it!
When you were making that ramen,
it said 'skin',
but it said 'container'...
But I didn't know about it!
What's with you?!
Well, if you do that, you know?
Look in the store, it says 'skin'!
There's a lot in there, and when you put it in...
What's with you?!
It's nothing like...
But you know?
Well, yeah.
Do you put in meat?
No, not meat...
I said meat.
You're being so low.
If you put in like you're putting in...
Meat.
I thought you were lying.
I was about to say that.
But you still said...
What? I didn't do anything.
Midosuji, Osaka's subway.
The two of you got on it and walked a few steps.
And you got stepped on.
So you walked over there and stepped on me.
And you stood like that.
Did it hurt?
It hurt.
It hurt!
Then you noticed something.
You were about to go over there.
And you walked over there.
And you both stepped on me.
No way! I didn't do that!
Then you fell down and we both...
It hurts! It hurts!
I didn't do that!
I clearly remember this.
Let me see your teeth.
Okay.
Teeth!
Okay.
As I said in the opening...
Okay, you can go home now.
We don't have much time, so we'll do it quickly, right?
Yes!
Okay, this person is from Yokohama City...
K-Kayano Tomoko-chan?
She's a 19-year-old student.
Good evening. I have a question for you two.
When you were in middle school, you two ran down Rokkou Farm and almost died.
Please tell us why you ran down.
We were doing walking exercises and stuff like that.
We made our own houses and came to Jersey.
We came to the upper part of Jersey and to middle school.
And we walked up Rokkou Farm.
Yes, yes. We went there on Sundays.
And it was all lawns. It was a beautiful place...
But the hills were so steep...
And under them... What was it? Sheep?
Yes, yes.
There were a herd of sheep.
So it was fun if you brought kids with you...
But we were playing on those steep hills...
Why did you run down?
To make it easier for us.
Oh, to make it easier for you.
So we were chased and chased...
And we ended up in those hills.
They were really steep hills...
"Stop!" I said...
I can't stop, teacher!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
But I'm the demon.
Your speed is...
No, I'm the demon.
Oh, teacher.
But I'm running away.
Wow, this guy is fast!
Wow, he passed me.
What's up with him?
It was funny to see him from behind.
He was running like this.
I couldn't reach him because of his speed.
Did you hit a tree?
Yes, I hit a tree.
I screamed like that.
I was about to charge into a sheep.
It was just after it started raining.
I slipped and hit a tree in front of me.
I thought I was going to die.
I was saved by a sheep.
Thank you.
17 prefecture, Saitama prefecture.
Good evening.
17 prefecture, Saitama prefecture?
What do you mean by 17 prefecture, Saitama prefecture?
No, no, no.
It's not 17 prefecture, Saitama prefecture.
It's not.
17 prefecture?
Yes.
I've never heard of it.
Good evening, Mr. Matsumoto.
How are you?
Which prefecture are you from?
17 prefecture.
You have a wife, so it doesn't matter.
Wow!
Can you tell me what kind of woman you like?
Well, you like her, too.
Who is she?
She's not my type.
She's not your type.
Who is she?
Who do you like as an entertainer?
I don't like anyone.
I like Misako Konno.
That's a little...
What?
That's a little...
What?
That's a little...
Why?
You seem to have a bad temper.
I like Misako Konno.
And I like Kikido Marco, too.
Why are you so obsessed with that mature type?
You're disgusting!
Why are you so obsessed with that mature type?
You like that stuff, don't you?
"What?" "Murita Gakisato."
The other day, when he was talking to himself,
he took out his wallet and said,
Hey! What's up?
He took out his wallet and said,
Hey! What's up?
He said it's a record,
and said, 'Muritaka Land.'
What?
He said it's 'Muritaka Land.'
That CD was like...
Muritaka Land...
That's why...
Thank you for coming today!
"Is it over?" "No, it's not."
What do you mean, it's not?!
You'd better get out of here!
That's why...
"Is it time now?" "Yes, it is."
I see.
Thank you for coming.
"I'm starting to sweat." "Why?!"
"That's all for today." "Yes."
Have fun again! Thank you very much!
"Today's Sunday's..." "Yes."
"Cosplay meeting is over." "It's over."
"Yes." "That's right."
It's a little over, but...
"I guess so." "That's fine."
I wonder if there's anything else.
"Hmm..." "Even if I'm out today,"
my reaction won't be so good.
"Hmm..." "Should I stop it?" "Is it okay?"
Is there anything else?
"Hmm?" "Ah, assistants!"
I'll have to hire assistants from now on.
"Are you a woman?" "Of course I am!"
"I'll hire a good one." "What?"
Someone like... Atami's companion.
"What should I do?" "Huh?" "No, you're not in the frame, so it's okay. You don't look like that fat guy."
"But what should I do?" "Is this kind of fat guy enough for a party?" "Should I kill him?" "It's like I'm taking money."
"Wait a minute. I'm tired." "See you later. I'll call you later." "Is that all?" "Yes."
"With that, we'll say goodbye for now. See you next week." "Goodbye!"