AISubs v3.5
We went to see a water movie.
Yes.
A long time ago, a comedy star appeared.
Yes, it was a terrible show.
It was a terrible show.
It was not judged by such a judge.
I didn't think so, but...
A pleasant cartoonist came from Osaka.
It was said like that.
Oh, was it "downtown"?
It's fine now, it's fine now.
Right?
Well, let's go.
Well, but how about this area?
So, well...
You're the only one who can say this to Pi-chan.
What are you doing?!
Who is it, Yudan? Who is it?
Yudan, who is it?
Who is it, Yudan?
It's me, Yudan.
Today's venue is here, right?
What's this?
It's a full house.
So this is the backstage?
Yes.
Oh, this set is here for what?!
This one that artists have worked hard to make...
Why can't we use it today?!
What are you talking about?!
What?!
It's because you're late!
I'm not late!
You and I will each take 20,000 yen and go shopping for Nitta's clothes.
And Nitta will change into the clothes you brought.
Well, first of all...
How about the clothes you chose?
Ta-da!
Are you getting excited?
I'm not getting excited!
Well, next is Matsumoto's clothes!
Hey, neither of them are funny!
This is the opening, you know!
What are you going to do about this one that artists have worked hard to make?
Well, you know...
What?!
I pushed my job away.
What?!
Why did you do that job?!
Well, I've been working here since April.
There's still a lot of fun today.
Well, you know...
As you can see from my attitude...
I'm completely single.
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Hello, everyone!
Today, we're all alone...
That's right.
...in a family-like atmosphere.
As I said earlier, there's no other low-budget program like this.
We don't spend too much money.
No, we don't!
We don't!
Where do you spend your money?
I just used it to light up the electricity.
No, no!
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? We're in Karindo.
What are you talking about?
You're doing something shady.
Something shady?
You're crazy!
The timing has changed, hasn't it?
You've been doing shady things for half a year now, haven't you?
I've been thinking about it.
What?
We were talking about it earlier.
Let's talk about something that's inside of us.
Like bread, bread, bread. Can't we say that?
It's not like we're talking about bread every week.
Let's not talk about useless things. Let's talk about things that will make you proud.
For example, what do you mean?
What?
Don't say "what" and just say "for example, what do you mean?"
Like when Gorbachev became president...
Anyone can understand that!
Like when Gorbachev became president...
What do you think about it?
It's like a cartoon story.
You're asking me what I think about it, aren't you?
No, no, no.
No matter what Gorbachev says...
No, no, no.
No matter what Gorbachev says about Gorbachev becoming president...
What do you think about it?
You idiot!
Wait a minute!
What do you think about Gorbachev becoming president?
It's not like it's ever been before.
What are you talking about?!
You know, I get on the Shinkansen a lot.
And for those three hours, I read books or read newspapers or read political articles.
But I don't open my mouth wide and make a stupid face like you do.
You idiot!
I read books too!
Do you always open your mouth wide like that?
I open my mouth wide, but you open your eyes while you're sleeping.
Which one is worse? Ask me!
That's worse for you!
Why is that?!
You said you were going to sleep, but you opened your eyes while you were sleeping!
You know, opening one's mouth wide is a symbol of stupidity!
There are a lot of people like me who open their mouths wide for the first time!
Not just me!
There are people like you who open their eyes wide for the first time!
Which one is wide?!
You know, you open your eyes like you're eating something transparent!
See for yourself!
Are you eating or not, you idiot?!
Why can't you close your eyes? You're weird.
You're the one who's weird!
No, you're the one who's weird!
No, I'm not!
You only have half of your eyes open!
Half of your eyes! You're looking blank!
Oh, I am?
Yes, you are!
Well, you're looking blank not only in movies...
Am I?
Not even in "Zatoichi"?
You're not the main character of "Kuchihan Biragi", are you?
"Zatoichi" has nothing to do with it!
It's only when you're sleeping!
You're not lying down and looking blank like that!
It's scary!
Of course you and your brother will wake up in the middle of the night!
You're not the only one with half of your eyes open!
Your whole family has half of their eyes open!
Did you see that? My dad is sleeping!
As I said before, everyone in his family has the same face.
It's the same in "Kuchihan Biragi".
When I saw his family in his house...
I thought it would be hard for me to breathe.
Because you're all crying.
You idiot!
Is the air bad in this room?
Why is it only in my house that the air is bad?
What are you talking about?
Good evening.
Can you say good morning?
Good evening.
Matsumoto-san!
Oh!
The clothes you're wearing are "bada shunko".
That's an interesting name.
Good evening, Matsumoto-san and Ama-san.
We always enjoy watching "Gaki no Tsukai ara- hende" with our family.
In the last broadcast, the two of you said you were in Mr. Donut's commercial.
I remember that, too.
Please ask the staff of "Gaki no Tsukai ara-hende" to gather and broadcast it.
Yes!
Actually...
How many years ago was it?
5 years... 6 years ago.
6 years ago, Mr. Donuts appeared in this program.
And we prepared it for you.
Please give me a moment.
You know...
Hey!
Don't pay attention to the talent!
Around here...
Can you see in front of you?
Can you lower your head a little?
Can you go up?
Don't you need it?
I said I don't need it!
You're making a mess here!
This is the opposite!
I said I don't need it!
You're making a mess here!
No one does such a thing from below!
The other day...
In a program in Osaka...
The staff of Osaka came to Tokyo...
In Harajuku and Shibuya...
We asked them what they thought about "Down Down"...
And we interviewed them...
But they only said bad things about you!
They said you're scary...
That you hit amateurs...
You know?
It's not a love phrase!
Did you kill him?
On the contrary...
Did you kill him?
Why do you ask me such a thing?
I didn't ask you!
Did you kill him?
I didn't say "Did you kill him?"
Well...
The staff and amateurs...
They say a lot of things...
The thing that surprised me the most...
Is "Did you kill him?"
It's amazing!
He doesn't raise his hand at all!
Only his legs!
For some reason...
Even though it's so hard to kill him...
He doesn't raise his hand!
For some reason, he only uses his lower body...
Now, let's talk about the staff...
Yes, yes...
He just brought the TV...
There are four patterns!
Did you do the four patterns?
Yes!
Well...
I think we've forgotten about it...
I want to see it too...
Eh?
For now...
Shall we watch it?
Eh?
It was sold, wasn't it?
Yes...
I want to see it!
It was six years ago!
Yes, let's watch it!
Yes, please!
No matter where you look at it...
The quality is quality!
You don't know what it is for...
The audience...
I'm sorry for being a party bot!
It's cold!
A big battle match!
After all, it's all the same...
The audience is beyond our imagination...
A happy box full of happiness!
It's cold!
A big battle match!
It's hot, isn't it?
Shall we do it or not?
Hey, say something!
Shall we do it or not?
Ah, Mr. Mesadora, say something!
Study! Study!
Shall we do it or not?
Be a man!
Study! Study!
Doughnuts! Doughnuts! Doughnuts!
What's going on here?
Aren't we supposed to eat doughnuts together?
Doughnuts! Doughnuts!
What's going on in this world?
Paparinkoglass present!
Look at this! Look at this!
Look! Look!
It's definitely young!
Look! Look!
This and this!
This is Matsumoto and this is me!
When I saw it in the morning, I couldn't see it because of the time written here!
It's written 8 o'clock and a half, isn't it?
There are four of these.
The first one is young, isn't it?
It's young, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Well, even now, I'm definitely a deep-rooted man.
Seriously!
It's young, isn't it?
Well, even now, I'm definitely a deep-rooted man.
Oh, really?
Yes.
It was like that in the beginning.
Yes.
But it's getting weaker and weaker.
Yes.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's nostalgic.
Thank you for bringing me here.
Thank you very much.
If you have something else, if you have a nostalgic scene, I'd like to introduce it to you.
Yes, yes.
By the way, we have a monitor now.
Yes.
Our director.
Yes.
He said it in the ending, didn't he?
Yes, he did.
Do it with one doughnut.
Yes.
Do it properly with a medium-sized camera.
Yes.
Do it properly with some medium-sized camera.
This is live, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is live.
It's live.
Now, now.
Please show it to me.
Our Saito is doing it with doughnuts.
Get ready, and...
This is Saito.
And this is the director.
Yes.
At the ending, he said "You're saying such an arrogant thing!"
You also do it with one doughnut!
He said it at the ending.
Yes.
You're saying such an arrogant thing!
"You also do it with one doughnut!".
Let me do it with doughnuts today.
Watch me do it.
Hahaha!
This is not only the worst!
Hahaha!
Oh, it's funny!
It's a serious face!
Who said it was a gift?
Hahaha!
This is the worst!
It's funny, isn't it?
You're doing it to everyone!
If you put it in pants, it's like a trunk.
A trunk?
A brief!
A brief like Kamada Gunji!
It's funny, isn't it?
Look!
This is like a diaper!
Hahaha!
I'm not interested in such a brief!
Hahaha!
It's funny!
But it's a beautiful castle!
I'm Shikironya Shiroyama.
You're dirty!
Hahaha!
But you did it!
If you say it, you do it!
Isn't it obvious?
Yes!
Let's think about it again at the ending.
Yes!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
You did it well!
Yes!
Who said it was a gift?
Well, that's it.
Well, let's introduce Ohagaki.
Let's introduce Ohagaki.
Is it disgusting?
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Well, let me introduce you.
First of all, this person.
This person...
Rather than asking a question, I haven't written his name or pen name at all.
My friend's company is from Osaka.
When he was in high school...
Speaking of Matsumoto of Marumaru High School...
He said he was such a scary person that even a crying child would shut up.
Is it true?
No one approached him, so it seems that Hamada-san always took care of him.
What kind of personality was bad...
No, no, was it scary?
Hamada-san, will you tell me? Please.
That's what Ohagaki says.
Well...
To be clear...
When I was in high school...
I had a rough life.
Well...
I was really...
I also did that...
I also like fighting more than eating sandwich.
Did you join a club?
Yes, I did.
The club you were in was unlicensed and chappy, wasn't it?
The guy who tuned up chappy, didn't he?
Well, even if he did tune up, it was only a little bit.
You know my school uniform, don't you? The one I wore in middle school.
It had buttons up to here, didn't it?
No.
You had to button it up properly.
But you know, it's a little off topic, but I was really popular in middle school.
You know, "chappy, chappy life" means me, doesn't it?
But by the time I graduated, I really lost those buttons, didn't I?
Then you tell me the truth!
I really don't know.
I lost all of them here!
I don't know.
You and I were both popular in middle school. Let's be clear about it here.
You and I weren't popular at all.
But you weren't popular either.
You and me...
You and me are cool now, but back in the day we were totally naked!
We lost a lot of color, but...
And our faces were all like this.
We're cool now! I admit it!
No, you're not cool!
You're not like this!
No, I was really popular.
Really.
I didn't write "koto" for girls anymore.
Maybe you're right.
If you don't say it, no one will believe you!
Maybe you're right.
But you know, this is really...
I feel like I'm going to say something I made up.
You know, you get in a taxi and make a mistake, don't you?
You said it before, didn't you?
You know, you're just anyone, right?
You're in a taxi and you're like, "Huh? Could it be you?"
That's how you get mistaken.
But me today, I'm naked!
I've been naked since the beginning!
I was waiting in the Tokyo station and the taxi opened up and when I got in it was like, "Ah, B-21-san!"
I'm the one who decides!
So you're naked and naked?
You're naked, aren't you?
You can tell just by wearing sunglasses!
Ah, I see.
If you say it like that, I can't say it anymore!
So you were naked and went home?
Yeah, and I was like, "Is it B-21?"
If he's mistaken and I let him know, I'll feel bad for him.
If I'm naked until the end, it'll be for this old man's sake!
That's what you think, right?
So I don't think you can use bad Osaka dialect!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you can't say "right" either, so you can only say "right" or "left" with words.
Why? Why?
So you can't tell if it's Osaka or Tohka.
Why do you say that?
Okay, fine!
Why do you say that?
I thought you'd say "konoha"!
Where'd you come from?
You sound like a weirdo.
I don't talk much, but I think the driver, Hiromi, is usually quiet.
Oh, I see.
There's something about him.
There's something cool about him.
He's a good actor.
People say I'm like Hiromi, but there aren't many comedians like me.
Like Kobuhi, right?
That's the first time I've heard you say that!
Don't you ever say that again!
Oh, I see.
Now I know why people mistake me for David.
What's wrong with you?
I think that's enough.
That's enough?
Yes.
You talk too much.
How do you use that part?
Right?
I always do it.
Even if I do it for the last time, I don't know what number it is out of a hundred.
There are a hundred of them.
Thirty-five.
What?
Thirty-five. Thirty-five.
Thirty-five.
I don't know what number thirty-five is out of a hundred of them.
I won't even say their names.
You'll know right away.
It's that similar.
Once you do it, you won't know.
Yes.
I'll never do it again.
You'll know right away.
Another one.
Number five.
Out of a hundred of them, number five.
What?
Out of a hundred of them, number five.
Oh, out of a hundred of them...
It's number five out of a hundred of them.
I remember it from a long time ago.
The number is number one.
I won't even say their names.
You'll know right away.
It's number five.
Number five.
As you know, I'm Tomomi Nishimura.
You're Tomomi Nishimura?
Really?
I didn't know what you were doing, but I thought you were doing something.
Were you Tomomi Nishimura?
Number five of the 108 characters is Tomomi Nishimura?
You don't remember, do you, impersonator? You haven't remembered recently, have you?
No, I haven't.
Number sixty-nine. You don't know it, do you?
Number sixty-nine is Kusuda Eriko.
Huh?
Kusuda Eriko.
It's Kusuda Eriko!
You...
You're auctioning, aren't you?
It's too much! It's too much for you!
No, no! I only have one left!
Think about it four more times!
And finally, number forty... forty-four...
Ohira-shou.
Ohira-shou is everywhere!
You're saying this because you're a big fan of Chou Chou Sakurai, aren't you?
Yes.
Forty-four. Ohira-shou.
Uh... well...
Isn't it good?!
Yes.
All right, then.
That's all for tonight.
If you have another chance, please come and play.
Thank you very much!
By the way, Masahiro-kun...
The "cat" you bought at the opening game...
Was it "lucky"?
Yes.
You said you would give it to me, right?
Yes.
There were about 600 of them.
Since you brought it to me...
Why don't you choose one and play with it?
That's all.
Yes.
Here you go.
Thank you.
This "cat" is...
Gaito...
Yuki-chan, Kawasaki-city, high school student.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Where did you get it from?
"lucky"...
Let me give you "lucky".
Thank you.
The name "lucky" is already decided, but...
Oh, really?
Don't give it a weird name.
Masahiro-chan, is it okay like this?
Listen to me, Masahiro-kun.
Really?
Is it good?
It's kind of funny.
Masahiro-chan, you did a good job today.
That's right.
Um...
Look at other people's reactions.
Um...
Your serious face is funny, but...
It's still cold, isn't it?
Yes, it's cold, isn't it?
If I could hear your voice...
Why did you decide to do such a thing?
I don't know.
What are you going to do next?
What?
Next?
Yes.
Are you going to stab someone?
Oh, that's right.
I've been stabbed many times.
I feel sorry for this person.
That's right.
I have no choice but to kill Tsuchi's primitive people.
I understand!
Um...
Next week...
Tsuchi is primitive...
and is at the venue.
So...
Tsuchi's primitive people...
and Tsucha's dinosaurs...
Let's do that!
I'm also Tantan.
I'm sorry!
Until next week, I'm Tantan's brat, Asahin.
Next week, I'll do my best!
Goodbye!
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