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Episode one, "The Kid's Usefulness Doesn't Go Away", "My Body Doesn't Feel Good", "Auntie's Driving Is Uncomfortable"!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-tan!
What are you doing?
Well...
See? "My Body Doesn't Feel Good", "Auntie's Driving Is Uncomfortable"
That's what I'm doing.
With the money you gave me, I pay the electricity bill and the phone bill...
That's what you're paying, right?
I'm eating.
You're eating, right?
And I'm sending it to you.
You're running away.
Yeah!
That's fast!
You're running away!
No!
I know you don't like it.
I'll chase you.
And when you lose yourself, use this transceiver.
Like this...
Hey!
Am I like that?
Shouldn't I be caught?
With this?
Well, you don't have to go anywhere you don't know.
I see.
Now, please go.
Yes!
And if you think it's about time, come here.
Now, go.
No!
What are you doing?
This is really uncool!
And one more thing...
You're wearing your aunt's clothes, but you're not wearing mine.
I went over there.
Where did you go?
Huh?
Where did you go?
You idiot!
Where are you now?
No, you said "I'm here!"
Yes!
I'm here!
You're crazy!
Huh? He went down already.
You're crazy!
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- He ran away! - He ran away!
- What are you doing here? - I am here...
- Did Okamura run away? - He ran away, but...
- He ran away, didn't he? - He ran away, but...
- You idiot! - You idiot!
- Mother, where did the man in weird clothes go? - I don't know.
Damn you!
You're too fast!
I can't run anymore!
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
You're breaking the law!
Stop!
Ah!
Stop!
I don't want to pay you!
Why should I pay you?
Leave me alone!
No!
Leave me alone!
Shit!
Huh?
Ah!
I don't want to pay you!
Stop!
No, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
What's wrong with you?
Hey, are you inside the shopping district?
No!
I don't want to say it!
He's coming! He's coming!
Ah!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Haah! Haah!
I can't do it?
Well, you always finish first, you know.
I wanted to do it twice, but...
But, by any chance, you ran away from me.
I'm sorry!
*pant* *pant*
I don't think it has anything to do with people who watch TV.
What is it?
I'm sorry for making you feel lonely every time.
That's right.
It's rare for you to be so down every time.
It's rare, isn't it?
I think those of you who watched the opening will know.
It was so tiring.
You ran around, didn't you?
That's right. I ran around.
In front of the station?
I only slept for about an hour.
I was exhausted and tired.
When I woke up in the morning, I was so tired.
I was dressed like an old woman.
No! I don't want to do it!
That's how it started.
I was so tired.
I was waiting at the station.
I went in first and sat down.
I was so tired.
I was so angry.
I was so tired when the wrench was dropped.
When I got home, I had an order for you.
Iced coffee.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Katsutoji set meal, right?
You're not joking.
You can't be wrong like that!
Where do you get the idea of iced coffee and katsutoji?
I'm not lying like that.
You can't be wrong like that.
But when you heard me say it, you said "ah" and "ka"!
Ask me what my order is.
What's your order?
Iced coffee.
Katsutoji set meal, right?
You said it!
You really said it!
You said "katsutoji set meal, ah" and "ka"!
You said "ah" and "ka"!
Before you said "ah" and "ka", you said "katsutoji set meal, right?"
You said "ah" and "ka"!
Iced coffee!
I said "ah" and "ka"!
When I'm in a bad mood in the morning, I always think it would have been better if I didn't get angry in the afternoon.
You reflect on it later.
Can't you wake up quickly?
I can't wake up.
I turn up the volume of the stereo the most and turn on the timer.
So you can hear the sound when it's time?
Yes, yes, yes.
You can wake up so quickly.
Sometimes I wake up.
But when I'm really sleepy, I still wake up.
I turn up the volume of the stereo the most and turn up the timer.
Seriously!
I really turn up the volume.
I've been thinking about it lately.
I don't know how to say it.
I'm sure you all think of it.
You know when you feel giddy?
What's that?
What, what, what?
When you're sleeping?
It's like you're being pulled by a small hand.
You know?
What's that?
No, no, it's like you're normally awake.
Normally awake!
Yes, I know.
It's like...it's somewhere in there.
You know?
What's that?
It's like you're being pulled by a small hand.
Like you're...
That's right, that's right. Like this... "Ah, what's that?"
Is there such a thing?
Even if you say "what?"
There is, right?
No, there is.
What kind of thing is there?
Well, your face is normal. Your face is like...
Yes, yes, like what, like what?
Like "what is facial nerve disease?"
Come on, tell me!
Is there such a thing?
There is.
Somewhere, somewhere... I have it too, like somewhere.
Like...
Like "what is this?"
Like, when I was in elementary school and became an adult, I had a real face disease.
Ah, like you were sick?
I even have a buttock. Can you do it? Can you do it?
A buttock? Where? This stiff buttock?
It's like this...
I feel annoyed and angry.
When it's like this, I'm angry and angry. I can't say it anymore.
I don't know why, but I have a good feeling about my body.
That's enough.
Your arms are still twitching.
When you are in a hurry in the morning, your butt is twitching.
It's annoying.
I haven't been in such a situation.
Even if you say it's annoying...
When you turn your head, it looks like a mirror.
Is it really moving?
Yes, yes.
I don't think it's moving, but...
The other day, I was driving my car and...
Here!
The mirror in front of me...
But you know... When I actually saw you, you were crying!
I wasn't crying! I wasn't crying!
You know, when you're busy and...
Ah, I forgot my watch...
You know, when you're sweating and...
Ah, my head is melting...
And it's cold and...
You know, you're about to jump and...
It's... It's dangerous!
Hey, you! You! Check it out!
Why? Is there something wrong?
No, no, no. I'm telling you.
Really?
That's right. You have a strange body.
Well, yes, there is, but I'm not worried about it.
Yes, yes. I wish you could explain that strange body of yours.
And you know that hairstyle you said about it before?
What?
That hairstyle.
What?
It's gross, isn't it?
Why?
My hair would grow out and I would think "I'm getting old" and I would definitely wake up in the morning and go cut my hair.
And I would think about it and the next morning when I would set up my hair, it would look pretty good.
It would look pretty good and I would think "Why can't it be good?"
And after a couple of days it would still be messy and I would think "I'm definitely going to go!"
I think about it and my hair is still alive. One by one.
- You know? - It's alive.
- And if I cut my hair, I don't want it cut. - Yeah, you don't want it cut.
- If you can do it, you can do it. - I want to get out of here.
- You don't want to do it yourself. - Yeah, yeah.
- "I'm definitely going to cut my hair in the morning!" - Yeah.
- That's what you say! - Yeah.
- If you say it like that, your hair would grow out and you would think "Hey guys, pull it back a little."
Your hair is about to be cut, and you still order someone who is okay to do it?!
That's right.
Hey guys, pull it back a little.
The boss is somewhere out there.
Hey guys, pull it back a little.
I'll be cut tomorrow.
Don't talk nonsense.
Hey you, with the hair down there, do it tomorrow.
"Don't go back to the tree, hurry up!" "Yes, sir!"
"When the comb comes in, do it honestly!" "Yes, sir!"
"Don't be like Iranian or something like that!" "Yes, sir!"
"Got it?" "Yes, sir!"
"Hey, if you cut your hair on the next day, it'll be beautiful!" "Yes, sir!"
Oh, what are you talking about? You're good at talking!
"If you say you don't like it..." "Yes, I'm looking forward to it!"
I'm glad you said that! I'm glad you said that!
"I think I'll end up like you someday!" "I see!"
"But in the end, you'll end up hating me!" "Yes, yes, yes!"
"In that case, it can't be helped, right?" "In that case, it can't be helped, right?"
"Goodbye!" "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Thank you!" "I think I'll end up like you someday."
The human body is strange, isn't it?
"Also, when you drink something hot..." "Yes?"
"After you finish drinking it..." "Oh, that's..."
Of course, it's like that with anything, even cold things.
"After you finish drinking it..." "Um..."
"You say, 'Ah...', right?" "Why do you say that?"
"Or, like, after you've broken a tree or something." "Yes, yes, yes."
"Pfft!" "Um..." "Um..."
"Um..." "What's 'ah'?"
Hey, I know what you're saying!
It's fine if you say it normally, but you say it like 'pfft!'
"You say, 'Ah, I did it!'" "I know what you're saying!"
"You say, 'I did it!'" "I know what you're saying!"
"But after you drink hot tea..." "After you drink it..."
"You say, 'Ah...'" "This 'ah'..." "What is it?"
Oh, it's nothing!
But if you tell me not to say it, it's hard for me to drink it.
"Hot tea..." "After you drink it like this..."
After you say 'ah'...
Your face is big.
"When I was in middle school..." "Yes." "I don't forget it."
"Was it last year?" "Yes." "I had a fight with my dad."
"Yes." "I was sleeping in kotatsu."
"My dad brought me amazake." "Yes."
He brought me amazake and I was sleeping next to him in kotatsu.
He brought me amazake and I was drinking it like this...
"Ah..." "Ah..."
"What is it?" "What is it?!"
This 'ah' is so hard for me!
"Ah..." "Ah..."
"It's so hard for me!" "I'm sorry!"
Why do you drink so much?
You say 'ah' all the time, don't you?
I say 'ah' too, don't I?
When will you stop saying 'ah'?
If you drink all of it, will you stop?
If I drink all of it...
Then it's over.
It's over. That's good.
Yes, it's over!
Then I'll go over there and get you a new one.
Hurry up!
Go home and rub yourself.
Don't say 'ah'.
This is Matsumoto family's weird 'ah'.
What's that?
What's that weird 'ah'?
Okay, please bring me a toothpick.
What's wrong with you?
It's hell!
Thank you very much.
Is it over?
It's over.
There's no point in touching it, is there?
This person is from Tokyo.
His name is Machida.
His name is Takahashi.
I enjoy watching you every week.
By the way, about 'using a toothpick' on February 20th...
After I said 'toothpick'...
At the end, Matsumoto said something like...
After I said 'toothpick', you said 'using a toothpick'?
After that, it became a long story.
That was also interesting,
but I wanted to hear Matsumoto's story,
and I couldn't sleep at night.
What do you mean?
What was I trying to say?
There were a lot of 'using a toothpick'.
Is 'using a toothpick' over now?
So you were trying to say that, weren't you?
Using a toothpick,
in the last episode,
it's almost over,
there were a lot of stories like that,
and I wanted to comment on that,
but it became a long story.
- Is that you, Yoda-san? - Yes, that's me.
- I want to thank you for loving me for so long. - How long has it been?
- Half a year? - That's short!
- It's been like that for a long time. - Finally.
- The person who came here today is Lucky, isn't he? - Yes.
He's one of the few remaining.
What? Are you making fun of me?
- Normally... - What?
- you'd say something like that. - What's he talking about?
He said "Lucky" in there!
- Well, that's what he said. - He said it a lot.
I don't know who said it like that, but it's still going on.
- The one who gets it directly also writes. - Yes, he does.
- It seems like it'll end in a month or two. - Yes.
I think it'll go on like this for a while.
But instead of us, we'll be doing it at the Dharma cafeteria.
- Who's that? - I don't know him at all!
Let me say one more thing.
This person is an otaku, but...
Hama-chan, good morning.
I'm Hama-chan's fan.
Hama-chan's fan?
Hama-chan has been getting fatter lately.
Of course. Is that because of happiness or...
Oh, is that so?
He's gotten fatter.
You know...
You used to be so skinny back in the day.
I broke my tooth for a while.
You know, this tooth.
I couldn't eat at the time, so I was pretty skinny.
But now that I have a tooth back in my mouth, I can still eat a lot of food.
Maybe I've gotten fatter.
You know...
I wouldn't say you're making a lot of money, but...
You know, I make enough money for you to put your tooth back in your mouth.
It's not like I put it back in because it broke.
You shouldn't look at my tooth like that.
Why not?
Even if you put it back in and shave it, it won't take you long.
That's your own money, isn't it?
Leave me alone.
You're going to give it to someone like me, aren't you?
It broke in the middle of the show, so it can't be helped.
That's right.
What are you talking about?
No matter who it is, even you, if you fall and break here,
you'll get it from a kid's dentist.
Is that so?
That's right!
If you want to put in a beautiful tooth, you can hit it like that.
That's cute.
Is it that cute?
What do you mean?
Is it that cute?
I was wondering if it was okay to put it in this area.
I said goodbye, but it hit me hard.
I said, "Ah, it hurts!" around here.
Is it okay like that?
It's okay.
The dentist in Osaka broke about eight of his front teeth.
That's right.
They fell down the stairs.
You can't get insurance for your front teeth, can you?
The dentist in Osaka makes all of his front teeth back teeth.
All of his front teeth are round like this!
That's disgusting! Of course you can bite it, but you can't!
Let's leave it at that for today.
Why?
You like it when I talk like this, don't you?
My head hurts!
You're running too fast.
If you all changed into my body, you'd be surprised.
Why does he have such a headache?
Is he a chameleon?
I can't stand it!
I don't know. I'm always like this.
Let's leave it at that for today.
What do you want me to do for you today?
Gerund.
Gerund...
You can still say it!
What's next?
Hiroshi!
I can still do it!
What about me?
Takeda Tetsuya!
I can do it!
I feel sorry for him. He did that impersonation at first.
It's okay.
What's next?
Ikariya Chousuke!
What?
Ikariya Chousuke!
What?
Ikariya Chousuke!
I can't say it.
Ikariya Chousuke!
What?
Ikariya Chousuke!
Hey!
Kato! Shimura!
Tamaji Koji?
Tama... Tama... Tama... Tama... Tamaji Koji!
Why?
I feel like licking someone.
Well, it's about time.
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That's right.
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Nitta-kun's Virtual Drawing
We have received many virtual drawings from you on the program.
That's right.
We have received many virtual drawings of you, but we are still asking for more.
Yes.
We are thinking of better ideas and we are drawing more and more of you.
That's right. If we don't have a picture, we won't have a picture.
That's right.
We have received many virtual drawings of you, but we are still asking for more.
We are still asking for more.
We can't win.
I know you want to appear in the program, but we are asking for more.
We will try our best to reach you.
We have received many virtual drawings of you, but we are asking for more.
If we don't have a picture, we won't have a picture.
We are asking for more.
We work very hard and so we can't win.
Editing will be done by Suga.
And Saito will edit it for you.
You want me to do it, don't you?
That's right.
Let me tell you my name.
Takasu.
Tsuchiya.
Suga.
Saito.
And Yanaoka.
Thank you for watching.
See you next week!
Goodbye!
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