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We are in front of Fujigaoka station of Tokyo State University.
You got your teeth brushed, didn't you?
Yes.
You asked us to come to your house and stuff like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are a lot of people here today.
Yes.
It seems like there are a lot of female college students.
It seems like it.
There are a lot of people waiting for you today.
Yes, yes.
Who is this man?
No, I won't say anything about you.
When you say something about me like this, it's the hardest for me not to say anything about you.
It's the hardest for me to leave you alone.
I won't say anything about you. Not at all.
We can't film you like this.
Shouldn't we be wearing something like this?
I was wondering if you'd get mad at me.
I thought you were a little SM fanatic or something like that.
Oh, is that so?
You look like him.
Well, seduce me, baby.
I'll think you're a little funny.
Seduce me like you're a little funny.
Shut up!
His face is all shocked.
He's not reacting at all.
Now, today, right here, in Downtown's Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahente...
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Here we are.
She gave me a scissor.
Welcome.
Thank you for coming.
This is Okai's souvenir shop.
This is for men only, isn't it?
Even old men can come in.
It seems that even old men have never been in here.
Open the refrigerator.
What's going on?
It's funny.
What's going on?
It's funny.
Are you hiding something?
Are you cutting people up and putting them in?
It's funny.
What's going on?
Where are you putting your underwear?
It's a secret.
You're not going to find it, are you?
You're not going to find it in the trash.
You're going to find it in the sea.
It hurts.
When you were fighting, I had already gone in and cut up your underwear.
That's not true.
Wait a minute. Here.
Look at me.
You're not going to find it.
Answer me.
You're not going to find it.
Answer me.
Well, I wonder what they don't like.
Let's take Miyuki and go straight to the cafeteria.
Miyuki, come here for a second.
May I?
Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Where's the scissor?
Scissor, scissor...
In the middle, in the middle.
Well, you know...
Yes, yes.
I got a big scissor, so here it is.
Yes, yes.
Recovering the organization's prosperity.
What's that?
Well, this time...
We heard earlier that you are recovering the organization's prosperity.
So we decided to send you a letter to our student council.
Yes.
Well, it's written in various languages.
Yes.
On the first floor, there is a lobby, lobby and a wide dining room floor.
It's a perfect size for a book.
Are you kidding me?!
It's not that wide.
You guys are making a fuss.
No, we are serious.
You know...
Even though we are asking you to come,
there are a lot of students in January, so please come in February.
Oh, you are so arrogant.
You are making fun of me.
Well, Miyuki Okano will receive it.
I will go to your room now.
Yes.
Well, most of you have the same room.
There are a lot of openings.
Yes, yes.
From the drawer, a Mylura came out.
Yes, yes.
Oh, yes, yes.
There was a thermometer, so please measure the temperature.
I also brought my underwear.
You are kidding me.
It's not me.
Well, today...
Thank you very much.
Where do you want to see it today?
You, here!
Please sit down.
Sit down!
Well, you know...
Well...
You are students, aren't you?
No, I've never been here.
I knew it as soon as I entered the door.
Yes.
I saw it.
What did you see?
Well...
Everyone wrote "304" or "50"...
No, not even "50".
They wrote "20" or something and wrote their names.
Yes.
And...
I will give you a letter.
It was yellow.
It was like a button.
"Cleaning is done." It said.
It was like a green button.
When I came back and dug it, I found a yellow letter.
It's amazing.
It's like a lucky yellow handkerchief with gold and silver.
It's well-made.
It's like...
There are strange men around here.
Like underwear thieves.
When I became like that,
I didn't know what I could do as an old man like that manager.
It's like...
A room...
There is even a river.
It's like a river.
It's like...
Earlier, I took a questionnaire and saw various things.
You are quite serious.
I thought you were messing up.
Let's look at it.
Your name, please?
My manager, Nitzan Atsuo.
Yoshimoto Industry Production Department.
You know...
I feel sorry for you.
You know...
I know, but I feel sorry for you.
By the way,
she is looking for a boyfriend now.
She is looking for a girlfriend now.
Can I look for you today?
How do you like it?
Take off your mask.
It's okay.
Take off your mask.
How do you like it?
You don't like it?
You are my manager!
What are you doing?
Please think about it.
Please go home.
So we made a survey.
There were more questions, but we couldn't tell you all of them because we didn't have much time.
If you could have three wishes come true, what would you like them to do for you?
I want to fly in the sky.
I want to fly in the sky?
Fly down from this house!
It's like Miyuki Sakajima's world.
If you could see a prince riding a horse wearing white tights...
Does it hurt?
Who wrote it?
If you could see a prince wearing a braided tights...
It's a little different.
It's a little braided tights, so please forgive me.
And...
What is your experience as a man?
Not enough for one hand.
I can't do yakuza.
I can only do B-level moves.
You're underestimating me.
What do you think of when you hear 'downtown'?
Crumbs.
Come at me.
You're underestimating me.
What do you think of when you hear 'downtown'?
You're underestimating me.
Wow, wow!
Ms. Ryocho doesn't complain.
Why is that?
Please expose this amount of complaints.
It's a very comfortable and good place.
Ms. Ryocho's complaints are rude.
Ms. Ryocho said hello earlier,
but she was speechless and said 'ectoplasm'.
Is she trying to kill herself?
If you could make Nozomi happy, what would you like her to do for you?
First of all, I'd like her to be your wife.
That's good, isn't it?
That's good.
No, really.
I'd like her to be your child.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Hmm...
You sure have a lot of panties on you.
Godzilla-style!
What do you mean, "Godzilla-style" panties?
Then where do you have them on you?
All of them?!
Oh, you have them on your mouth, too.
Oh, you have so many little Godzilla-style panties on you!
Isn't that gross?!
Godzilla-style, huh...
I've had hairy panties before, but Godzilla- style...
Who said you could say that now?!
At the time, I shaved all of this off.
You have a family of your own, old man.
I don't! I don't! I don't!
I don't know if you're telling the truth or not, but...
What? What? What?
I've had 22 men.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I've seen it all.
And I've done most of the "zero men" stuff.
Like "is that true?" and stuff like that.
Of course I've had the most men,
but there's only one or two men who've written "zero men" stuff.
And one of them, 22 men...
Wow!
This is amazing...
Who the hell are you?
Just because you didn't say it...
Oh, it's just a stranger.
It's you!
So you know what I'm talking about, but you're just standing there.
Oh, you don't understand me at all?
No, you're different!
You're a foreigner!
You're totally Japanese!
You're totally Asian!
You're a foreigner, aren't you?
My Japanese is...
A little...
What's your nationality?
Which country are you from?
Huh? Where?
Afghanistan!
You're an Afghan!
This is bad...
What's your name?
Freebow?
What?
Fever?
No, it's not.
Freebow.
What?
Ferrybow.
Ah, Ferrybow.
Ferrybow.
Today...
Yes, please introduce yourself.
Well, those of you who have been watching this program...
Ah, there are quite a few of you.
Oh my!
There are quite a few of you.
Oh my!
You have to watch it properly, Ferrybow!
It's not like that!
Ferry...
Let me introduce you.
Well...
This guy...
Which one should I choose?
You know, penalty game!
Yes.
We got a lot of penalty game, didn't we?
Yes.
That's why we came here.
Well...
Let me introduce you.
Well...
This guy is from Kanagawa prefecture.
Well...
Macchan, Hamachan...
This time, before the Monday 11th commercial,
a model relationship will appear.
Yes.
I'd like you to stand in a line with the Takahashi brothers and appear in it.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh...
Well...
We might be able to do it.
Well...
It's popular, isn't it?
The Monday 11th commercial.
Well...
You don't like appearing with the Takahashi brothers, do you?
I don't like it!
It seems like you can be compared somehow...
Well...
I don't like it...
The Takahashi brothers...
Well...
The Takahashi brothers should take a break.
Yes.
Well...
We will stand in their place.
Yes.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
With a good look!
How about it?
Well...
I don't feel like it's a penalty game.
Well...
It might be quite funny.
Why are you guys there?
Well...
If it's possible...
I'd like to try it.
Well...
And...
Well...
There are many penalty games.
Well...
Before playing the penalty game...
Yes.
Well...
You have to make it clear who will win and who will lose.
Yes.
Well...
I'm wondering about it.
Well...
According to what I've heard...
Yes.
At the end of Sasae-san's...
Well...
Next week, Sasae-san will...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
Well...
There seems to be a secret to knowing the order...
Well...
But I don't know it yet.
Oh!
Really?
Well...
You have to guess who will do it...
And the one who loses...
Will play the penalty game.
Oh...
Huh?
Well...
You have to watch it at least once.
Well...
By the way, this week was Masuo-san.
Oh...
Huh?
To what extent...
Is there a family...
Hanasawa-san or something like that?
Shut up!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
That's...
That's Isodoke's story!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
It's not Hanasawa-san's story!
That's just a rumor!
Who do you think it is?
For now...
It's Masuo-san...
Yes...
The player...
Yes...
I think it's a ship...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Somehow...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
No, I think it's a bonito...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Huh?
Well...
But you have to decide which one it is...
Yes...
Well...
But you have to decide which one it is...
Yes...
Oh!
That's it!
Yes...
- That's true. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I have something to say. Not impressions.
- What? - Impressions!
But you know, I said it and it was an impression!
- Right? - Well, impressions, right?
- You really didn't care, did you? I felt sorry for you at that time. - Idiot!
- A guy who hasn't been exercising for a long time ran up to the 15 km point! His knees didn't go forward anymore! - Even if you run about 15 km, you can run!
- Now you run, 15 km! - What? - It was good pace up to about 10 km. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Now it's 12 km, 3 km, and my hips don't go forward anymore. Now my grandfathers and grandmothers are getting older and older.
- I thought I shouldn't look at it anymore. - No, 15 km. - It's right in front of my diamond head. - You're kidding me.
- Right? - 15 km is... I run about 15 km every morning. - Do you run?!
- You've never exercised before! - I do, I do! Of course I do! - I'm sure you do! - I've run up to this point! - You've run up to this point!
- Yeah, yeah! - I don't even like riding a train! - No, I've been running 246 all the time! - You haven't run.
- Do you want me to do sports with you? - Anything is fine with me. - What do you want me to do? - Anything is fine with me. Let's do a marathon!
- Let's do a marathon! Let's run 15 km! Let's do it! Let's do a marathon on this show!
- Let's gather all the fans who want to run with us! - Let's do a marathon competition! Let's do it!
- Let's do it! - Huh? - Let's do a marathon competition!
- You... you were so excited just now! Why did you go "hmmm"? - You know, I kind of want to help people. - Help people!
- Rather than running a marathon, I'd like to give people a sponge. - You'd like to give water to people who come to help you? - That's right.
- What do you want me to do? - You know, my dream job is running parallel bars. - You know, no one wants you to do it.
- Let's do it! Let's do it! - What are you talking about? - Let's do it! Let's do it! - If I don't do it, it won't be a marathon. - It doesn't matter! - I'll wait for a gust of wind!
- It doesn't matter! - I'll wait for a gust of wind the night before! It won't be filmed because it's too fast! - I'll do it as many times as you want!
- I'm more confident in swimming. - Oh, you can do swimming? - I'm really good at swimming! I have a lot of friends who are fishermen.
- You know, I've been to a triathlon in Osaka before. - Oh, you've been there. - It was amazing. Ike-san! Ikeda-san! - He was 37 years old and about 25 years old. - That's right. - Who was there? - Ike-san was training and swimming all day. It was so moving!
- When we got to the finish line, we were all crying! - When we were so moved, Ike-san came out of this blur and said...
"Ike-san, this way! This way!" "Just a little more to the finish line!" And there was a tape on the finish line.
"Ike-san, this way! This way!" And he was wearing a tape on his own back.
"Oh my!" Everyone said.
It was so moving.
This guy was wearing a tape.
It was so moving.
I don't know...
Well, but...
This is the first time we've been introduced like this.
Everyone needs to practice impersonating a little more.
It's sad, but...
As one of the five impersonator emperors...
Since it's the last one...
There are 108 impersonator repertoires.
Among them...
The 74th impersonator...
This is Tetsuya Takeda.
Out of 108 impersonators, Tetsuya Takeda is the 74th impersonator.
Listen up, everyone.
This is what money-making impersonators say.
Gang-ba-dee...
I just realized something.
Why do you have white eyes when you do this?
Takeda Tetsuya is white.
Oh, right! Takeda Tetsuya had white eyes when he did this.
Right?
The 74th impersonator...
Are you satisfied now?
What is your most recent 108 impersonator?
Out of 108 impersonators...
80,000!
80,000?!
That's a young number!
You remember that number?
80,000...
So, is there a new release yet?
Release?
Yes, first release.
First release.
What number is it?
This is... number one hundred and eight.
Until now, there were one hundred and eight.
What?
Until now...
Until now, there were one hundred and eight, but now there are one hundred and nine.
What? No way...
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding you.
No, it's a new one.
Hey! Kato Shimura!
No, no, let me finish.
What is it? What is it?
What?
Why is it...
I know who it is.
Why is it number one hundred and nine?
Seriously, let's think about it seriously.
What is it?
Normally, people who impersonate or people who impersonate...
It's more than just a name, right?
For me, it's...
You know who it is, don't you?
Who is it?
But I've never said it to Ikaria Kyosuke.
But you know it's Kato Shimura, don't you?
That's what's amazing about it.
Even if you impersonate him, you're just saying it because you're frustrated.
You impersonate him, but you don't say it to anyone.
This is related to the piano...
This is a reason for you to lower your voice.
Yes, yes, yes.
Even if you don't do it, you know it.
Then say it without saying it, so that everyone can know.
Adelta...
You...
You somehow...
You...
When did you become like this?
You're Sakurai Choiichiro, aren't you? You don't know me, do you?
No, Sakurai Choiichiro used to do this a lot in the past.
He was Morisuge.
Who said "crash and fall"?
It's already time.
Oh, you're right.
And with that, we'll say goodbye for today. Thank you very much, everyone!
How was it? Did you have anything in mind?
You're asking me that?
Yeah.
Who were you listening to?
Right now, I can't say anything about my father.
What are you saying?!
What can you not say?!
Well, you know, I've quit a lot of things.
So, what are you going to do?
Huh?
The marathon.
Marathon?!
Yeah.
I've had enough of marathons!
Oh, you...
Who do you think you are?!
What kind of marathon are you talking about?!
I said, are you a marathoner?!
You're boring.
I'm a short-distance runner, you know.
Wait a minute!
Short-distance...
But you can still run lightly up to 15 km...
No, no...
A short-distance race, you say?!
That's what I did!
Like 50 meters.
No, but you know...
I once grabbed a cheetah's tail.
Where is it?!
Where do you want to go?!
I once grabbed a cheetah's tail and said, "Wait up!"
I told you!
Where are you?!
You can't do that!
I want to go and see all kinds of races again.
I want to do it every day and...
Hey, don't make me laugh!
I'm sure there are many ways of dealing with women, but...
As I said earlier, I don't know what kind of marathon you're talking about.
Again, like I said...
I don't know what kind of marathon you're talking about.
I don't know much about you.
I don't know much about you either.
That's all for today.
Goodbye!
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