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It was interesting, wasn't it?
I didn't think so.
You are interested in this kind of thing.
Today, we are going to Aoyama in front of Gakifukaiya Arahen.
Yes.
It is cold today.
Yes, it is cold.
I am trying to cover you, but you are getting in my way.
Let's go home with fun.
It is cold!
Please, we are going home today.
Thank you.
It is cold!
Taxi!
Don't get in.
I want to go home!
Today, we are in front of Gakifukaiya Arahen in front of Honda's showroom.
Yes.
Is this changed?
This is...
What?
This is...
Don't shake hands with test drivers.
You are kidding me.
What do you mean "don't shake hands"?
Hey, hey, hey!
Do we have to line up?
Yes.
It is cold!
Today, we are in front of Honda's showroom.
We are going to go to Gakifukaiya Arahen.
It is hard.
Taxi is stopped.
Let's go home.
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's go!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you very much for coming.
Today, suddenly, a lot of things have happened.
For you all...
A lot of things and what?
Well, for those of you who have seen it...
For those of you who have seen "Zoom in Morning"...
Have you seen it at the venue?
Of course, of course.
Well, for those of you who don't know,
I did a trick...
A trick...
I did a trick of not using this downturn at 29 o'clock.
Yes, yes, yes.
And at that time, you said...
Yes.
White or black?
Yes, yes.
Which do you think will win?
Let's predict.
At 29 o'clock, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
And I said "red."
That's right.
And you said "white."
Yes.
What if I lose?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's bet.
Yes.
And if I lose...
Zoom...
Ah, move back a little.
Move forward a little.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Hey, what if I lose?
No, no, it's not like that!
Move back a little!
Behind Fumitome-san of the zoom shop...
Yes.
I was doing a trick called "shinabitchi shogun"...
Yes, yes, yes.
In a weird way...
Yes, yes, yes.
And you were in a weird way...
Yes, yes, yes.
Behind Fumitome-san...
Like this...
In the end, at the 29th, it was red and white.
And on the 31st, it was decided.
And at that stage, red won.
Yes, yes, yes.
And for that 29th, the on-air was on the 16th.
Yes.
And in the ending...
Let's meet in 5 hours from now,
on the morning of the 17th,
on the morning of the day after the broadcast,
you will appear on Zoom.
And you appeared on the 17th.
Yes.
On Zoom in the morning.
Yes.
That was...
Um...
First of all, I'll say it...
Yes.
It doesn't matter how the general public sees it,
but what was funny for me...
Yes.
There was a general public behind me.
There were many amateurs.
Yes.
Wait a minute, did you watch it on TV?
Watch it?
You're the one who woke me up on the phone!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
My name is Onore.
It's you!
You woke me up at about 6.50!
If you leave now...
Shut up, you idiot!
I felt like I was nervous for the first time on TV.
I was sleeping and then I woke up and I was like...
Yeah, what was funny about it?
So, there was an amateur here and you're in front of me, right?
And you were standing at the very end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like this...
And, well, that's funny, but...
It was a drawn picture.
So, Tommy, it's not an upshot...
Yeah, it's a little far...
It's drawn from a distance, so the whole thing is shown!
Yeah.
And then, at that moment, you were like...
Yeah.
You were like Sue!
Like Matsumoto Hitoshi is wearing a make-up of Garara...
And he's waiting for a cue!
And then, as if the cue had arrived...
Like you've been waiting for a cue...
That was really funny!
Yeah, it was really funny.
Yeah, I was sleepy, but when I saw it...
I woke up in the morning and started laughing!
Yeah, it's got a good reputation...
People say, 'I've seen it, I've seen it!'
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah...
It's funny...
But, you know, for people who haven't seen this show...
And, you know, this show...
It's only aired in the Tokyo area, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So, people who know more about Garara Nyoro...
But don't know about this show...
They're like, 'What the hell is he doing?'
Like, I happened to be watching it on Zoom...
And I was like...
What the hell is he doing?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some people said that, you know?
Yeah, it was early in the morning, you know?
Yeah, it was early in the morning...
And that night...
That night...
I was picking up the instruments for next week's show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, the person from the diary...
He told me not to let me sleep.
Oh, if you give me back this house...
If you give me back this house, I'll never come back!
You won't come back to the diary until 6:30 p.m., right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, they won't let me talk.
Yeah.
They won't give me back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, they won't let me talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, they won't give me back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, they won't give me back.
I was a little crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was a baseball player, too.
I started playing baseball.
Yeah, and a store pulled me in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I see.
Only three of us can play baseball.
Oh, but girls only watch it.
It's embarrassing.
Of course it is! If you play baseball and lose, you have to take off your clothes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we all played baseball.
And we all broke our legs.
In the end, only three of us became men.
But this is embarrassing.
No matter how many girls you are, you have to play now.
But you lost now.
Yeah, you're wearing uniform again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're wearing pants.
No, we're not!
I said.
Yeah, I know.
And I cut it in half.
You cut it in reverse.
I cut it in reverse.
If you play baseball, girls will watch it again.
Oh, I don't like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's embarrassing.
In the end, all three of us thought we were men.
Oh, just dig it up! Dig it up!
Wow!
Dig it up!
And we tried to get girls to take off their clothes, but it was already six o'clock.
Hey, you shouldn't jump.
And we just left.
Yeah, yeah.
And we arrived at the zoom shop.
Yeah, it was that morning.
Yeah, we were tired.
Yeah.
Yeah, we used up all our power playing baseball.
Yeah.
And we met Tommy in the morning.
Yeah?
Yeah.
After you put on makeup?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I said it without thinking, and people thought I was joking.
So I've been saying it for a while now.
And Tommy said, "Oh, I see."
But when I opened the lid, it looked like Tommy was a little angry.
No, but when you said 'zoom in,' Tommy was laughing.
Because you were slurping in the back.
Oh, is that so?
Yeah, 'zoom in'.
No, I just saw it.
Yeah.
But if you look at it again,
Yeah.
I don't know if you're laughing or not,
It's true that I'm a little upset about this.
And I don't think you'll be satisfied with just this story.
Yeah, we took one camera with us on purpose for this show.
Yeah.
Do you have a video of how you do it?
Yeah.
Everyone, please watch it.
That's 'making of zoom in'.
Yeah.
Yes, please prepare it.
Yeah.
And so,
Hey, you sweaty cameraman, go ahead.
Today, since we're at Honda,
Yeah.
We're at Honda's race scene.
Yeah.
You came, didn't you?
Yeah.
Here? Is this okay?
Is this okay?
A little more this way?
Is this okay?
Okay.
Yes, this is okay.
Yeah.
No, come out a little forward,
And show me a little more of this eating.
Yeah.
Yeah, men don't like it.
Yeah.
What kind of work do you do?
We do various Honda campaigns,
Yeah.
We also go to the race scene,
Yeah.
And we also go to photo shoots.
Honda, what's wrong with you?
What?
"What? What? What?" "What? What?" "No, no." "No, no. Daddy, what's wrong?" "Oh, you're right." "You're good." "Thank you so much." "You're welcome."
"Well then." "Well, let's look at the morning schedule." "Yes." "Yes, please." "It's my first time seeing it, too." "I called you," "Did you get it?" "Yes, of course." "Your blank look was pretty amazing." "Yeah." "Go ahead and say it."
Let's bet.
Huh?
Let's bet.
On what?
Whichever you win.
What will you do if you lose?
Zoom in behind you in the morning and do like this.
It's a bit too much.
You said it yourself.
Do that, you know, China Beach General.
Do that.
Oh, you do that, you know, a little different song, but...
"Galala Nyororo"...
It's funny.
You idiot!
You idiot, it's a joke!
I don't like it!
I can't think of anything else to say!
It's good!
It's still early in the morning, but it's still night.
It's dark.
For some reason, it's snowing.
It's very tough.
If it wasn't for this, by the way, I'd be off today.
It's a refreshing morning, isn't it?
It's the best.
This way.
It's pretty dark in here.
It's still early in the morning.
Are you okay?
I can walk.
It's been a while since I've seen you like this.
You look like you're having a great time.
Me?
You look like you're having a great time.
This music!
It's so stupid and scary!
Watch your manners!
Hello?
It's me, Igbo.
I don't want you to see me like this.
Watch where you're going!
I don't want you to see me like this.
Watch where you're going!
What do you want me to do?
OK, I'll go.
Hey!
Listen to me.
I'm going.
Hey!
Huh?
Shut up!
Watch TV.
Hey!
Shut up!
I joined Yoshimoto because I wanted to do this.
Watch TV.
I'll call my mother.
Bastard!
What's up?
Bastard!
I'm glad you came.
Bastard!
Get out of my way!
Don't touch me!
You! You!
I'm talking to you!
Shall we go?
Good morning! It is Wednesday, January 17th.
The weather has improved.
However, last night's snow has frozen heavily.
Today was the coldest day of the winter.
Therefore, when you enter the back road, snow is frozen.
Please be careful not to slip.
Then, before first morning, heading for Shizuoka, zoom in!
Shizuoka, January 17th
In particular, in places organized by the mayor...
...about 146 people died last night.
And about 194 people were injured.
It seems strange people are coming in the morning.
Many taxi drivers don't know how to drive on snowy roads...
...and it is really hard for them to drive, so some of them go up.
At the airport, Narita Airport...
...was covered with freezing material on the runway...
...but it seems like it will fly in good shape.
It seems like it will fly in good shape.
However, it is sunny and it slips a little...
...so I hope you will be careful.
Narita Airport, heading for a new start in the morning...
...zoom in!
I am serious!
Do you like me?
Do you still see me as a partner?
I did it.
Did you see it?
I made Tomi-san a little angry.
Did you see it?
Let's meet again as if it never happened.
Thank you for your hard work.
Next is "Tori-ningen Contest" in Amada.
Right?
It's amazing.
When everyone applauded me, I was happy to be alive.
Idiot!
You really thought about it, didn't you?
You saw it, didn't you?
No, I really...
Hey!
It wasn't acting at all!
It wasn't acting at all! It was amazing!
This middle-aged man has a serious face.
But you know what?
When I saw this show, I knew you would come.
There were many people who came in the morning.
In that show?
Yes, in that show.
I see.
I asked you if you always come here.
You said "No, I saw the cliff yesterday and came here."
It's amazing, isn't it?
It was fun, wasn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
You went there, didn't you?
I won't let you end it like this!
What is it?
I've been thinking about it with you and you.
We were talking about it the other day.
There's a pro-wrestler, isn't there?
A all-Japan pro-wrestler who does similar things?
Right? An all-Japan pro-wrestler...
You know, with a bouquet...
You know, going to masked wrestlers and such...
You have to dress up properly...
Me?
Yes, you have to dress up like an evil wrestler...
And you have to jump with your bouquet like this...
You have to jump with your bouquet like this...
You're scary, aren't you?
But you saw the video, didn't you?
You know how to dress up like an evil wrestler, don't you?
First, you have to wear white underwear...
Does anyone know how to do it?
If you saw it, you'd know!
You just have to wear white underwear and black underwear...
Right?
Yeah...
It was fun.
Yeah...
I'm a little annoyed that you called me, you know?
Yeah...
Let's go. I'll give you a round of applause.
You should write something, you know...
No!
It's not over yet...
Well, you know...
Yeah...
You know...
But you know...
You know that show...
You know...
Like "Zoom in"...
You know...
Look! Look!
You know...
"Look! Look!" with those big eyes...
You know...
Look! Look! The real deal is always there!
That's right! That's right!
Every day, Shibuya is always open!
That's right! That's right!
This is delicious!
Let's decide it with rock-paper-scissors!
No! No!
Let's do it once!
If we do rock-paper-scissors now, we'll say what it was like!
There's no point in it at all! Rock-paper- scissors!
Right?!
What it was like, right?!
Yeah!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors once!
That's right! That's right!
Is the camera rolling?
Yeah!
Let's do it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What?!
Rock-paper-scissors is like this!
I know! I know!
Right?!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
This is a serious game!
What is it?!
I'm sick of it!
But we'll play hide-and-seek soon, right?!
That's right!
Right?!
So, what about the impersonator, Kin-chan's impersonator?
Impersonator?!
This is not a punishment game or anything like that!
We'll play it together!
This is really...
What about the real human being?
The real human being is...
Umm... you know...
It's said to be about 10 meters high.
It's said to be, right?!
It's said to fly from somewhere like that, right?!
It's said to be, right?!
Yeah!
So I'll make it in a hurry!
So you fly! You fly!
But I'll think about it.
Please bring me a board.
Well, you know...
It was fun, so it's fine, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
We don't have much time today, so...
So, since it was such an opportunity...
Yes.
Like this...
Yes.
If you have a camera and you go out...
Yes.
If you have a camera and you go out...
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it more and more.
Yes, let's do it.
Yes.
Like, "Please appear in this program."
Oh, should we ask for that?
Like, "Please do this for me."
Yes, yes.
Or, like, "Please do this for me."
Yes.
Or, like, "Please do this for me."
Yes, yes.
Or, like, "Please do this for me."
Yes, yes.
Oh, we'll ask for that, too.
Yes.
Like, "Please put your headlock in a car crash at a comedy manga studio."
Oh...
Why don't you go to Nagoya for a while?
Yes, yes.
Well...
Let me give you a brief introduction.
Well, I mentioned about your fans before...
Yes.
My friend's Hamachan fans are...
Yes.
Please draw it on your head.
Yes.
My friend's Hamachan fans are...
Their height is 170 centimeters.
They don't have a chin.
Their head is directly connected to their face.
They have cat arms.
And when they laugh, they go "fwa fwa" and their noses are drooling.
Yes, yes.
My friend's fans are like that.
What's that?
Yes, yes.
My friend's fans are like that.
How nice...
But you know, earlier we talked about baseball games.
I don't know if you think I'm weird, but I'm not embarrassed.
Even if you see me poop, you're not embarrassed, right?
Me?
You're weird, aren't you?
Yes, I'm embarrassed.
Why? You've seen me do it, haven't you?
To whom?
No, you've seen me do it and suddenly get kicked out of the house, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
The most embarrassing thing for me was that I forgot to lock the door.
You don't have to look at me like that, but I forgot to lock the door and I even forgot not to lock it.
And I got knocked out.
And I was like, "Ah, I got knocked out, so I won't knock you back," and I knocked you back and you opened the door.
That was...
Because you didn't lock it.
I opened it with my own strength.
That was...
Even if you look at me like that, it's nothing.
That's right, that's right.
I want to see it for myself.
That was... I'm sorry.
We've come to the end of "North Side Story," but I'm sure you've heard of it, haven't you?
Well, it was really interesting, so I went outside and did it like that.
And like I said earlier, please let me know what you want me to do.
We'll be waiting for you.
And with that, it's time for us to say goodbye.
Until next time, thank you very much, everyone!
It was really fun today, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't fun at all. It was boring.
I wonder what kind of people watch TV, do they like comedy or not?
But if you look at the schedule, I'd like you to do more comedy.
Oh, is that so?
I'd like you to do comedy once in a while.
Are you going to do it honestly?
No, I'd like to see it.
Oh, what kind of comedy.
I really don't think about it, but I'd like you to do it.
Is there a drama or something you'd like me to do?
That's possible, too.
Like "Yokogiru" or something like that?
Yeah.
And maybe "Ishita Geki no Burai" too.
If you look at the schedule, you'd like me to be in it.
It seems like I'm in it.
It feels like it.
Mmm, it's slippery.
If you'd like to see "Yokogiru" or "Ishita Geki no Burai",
please come and see me.
I'd like you to go to the venue and see me.
It's not a punishment game, but I'd like you to go somewhere like this.
If you lose in a competition like this, you can go to a bar like this.
I'd like you to do something like that.
I'll be waiting for you.
That's all for today.
Goodbye!
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