AISubs v3.5
- Good evening, everyone. - Good evening.
- Today we're at Shinjuku Fishing Park. - That's right.
If we had another camera, we'd like to show you these fools.
- Well... - In this winter...
Everyone, let me introduce you.
Right, you fools?
Every time, every time, it's cold outside.
Right, staff? Don't be cold.
At that time, we were told to wear our 24-hour- television T-shirts.
Today, all the staff will wear their 24-hour- television T-shirts!
Good luck, you fools!
- What are you talking about, staff? - It's true.
- We're already... - It's really cold today.
- It's about 9 degrees. - By the way, I'm wearing a running suit.
- It's called "kitto". - It's painful.
What do you mean, "kitto"?
This is "theater sandwich".
On this table, there's a can of coke with a dollar bill in it.
- It's that cheap? - Yes.
And here's where the president sits.
- This is amazing. - When you do it in an A-hall like this,
- it's usually slippery. - It's slippery, right?
- It's like that, right? - It's like that.
"Houfuku Zettou Kontou".
- "Daibakushou Kontou". - "Daibakushou Kontou".
Will it be okay? It looks good, doesn't it?
The T-shirt is pretty.
It's colorful and nice. Everyone looks like they're having fun.
- Right? - I wonder who designed it.
I'd like to find it and hit it.
(Explosion)
Ah...
It's lonely being alone, isn't it?
Ah!
Thank you!
Uncle!
Uncle, who are you?
I'm Rolling Thunderman, and I'm from M-36.
Rolling Thunderman?
Yes!
I don't know him.
Well, you may not know him on Earth.
I don't know him?
Uncle, what are you doing here?
You know Peggy Alien, don't you?
Peggy Alien?
There is information that Peggy Alien will attack Earth.
If we leave it like this, Earth's people will be...
...smeared by Peggy Alien!
"Smeared"...
That's why I came here to protect this green Earth!
Are you all right, uncle?
I'm fine!
Peggy Alien is coming, isn't he?
Even if we leave it like this, Peggy Alien may be watching you from somewhere!
You can't do anything about it!
I'm still a child!
I see!
Be careful!
Thank you, uncle!
See you!
You're Rolling Thunder!
What a strange uncle!
Ah, this is Peggy Alien's...
It's hard and won't open!
Uncle!
Yes?
What is it?
It won't open!
What?
Isojiman's lid!
It's Peggy Alien's doing!
It's true!
What a terrible thing!
Ah!
I'm fine!
Thank you, sir!
But why do you do such a terrible thing?
One mistake and you're dead!
What did you say?!
One mistake and you're dead!
I'm tired of playing from M36CM!
I don't know about that!
Be careful!
Thank you, sir!
Sir...
What?
But I'm afraid of that Peggy Alien...
Quiet!
Rolling Thunderman Mimi!
I can't do it like this...
Mimi...
Peggy Alien is saying bad things about you!
I'm not doing anything!
I'm not saying bad things about you!
I can hear that you're making a bad decision!
Really?
If you leave it like this, Peggy Alien will grab your hair and pull you around!
Do something, sir! I'm scared!
Where are you, Peggy Alien?!
Peggy Alien!
Rolling Thunderman...
Mimi!
Stop it!
It's fine if you say "I'll take a look," but...
Peggy Alien is coming this way!
What are you saying?!
Do something, sir!
If you don't...
Rolling Thunderman's...
Oh, you're thinking about it?
That's right!
Huh?!
I've got a good idea!
What is it?
It's fine! Even if Peggy Alien attacks me...
With this Rolling Thunderman Sword...
I'll beat you up!
I don't need a normal sword!
Yeah...
So...
Sir...
Then will you live with me?
I live alone!
No, it's fine!
Live with me, please, sir!
Let's do it!
Live with me!
Yeah!
And then...
Three years passed...
I'm back.
Hey!
Yeah?
What were you doing with your pants off?
Huh?
Were you doing something disgusting?
Don't say that from the story!
I wasn't doing anything!
It stinks in here!
What?
Clean up the room!
I've been feeling sick lately.
You...
Aren't you on the side of justice?!
Huh?
Didn't you say that in the beginning?!
It stinks in here!
I've been feeling sick lately.
What have you been up to lately?!
Clean up the room!
Huh?
Huh?!
What?!
Clean up the room!
I can do that myself!
It's your job!
Get your hands off me!
You changed yourself!
You were pretty nice in the beginning...
What was nice?!
You're mad because you didn't do anything right!
You didn't do anything at home!
Do something!
Stop it!
Do something!
I hate that!
I hate that! I hate that!
What?
What's up with you?
I'm going home.
What? Going home?
Going home.
Going home? Where are you going home? We're in the same class.
What?
What's up with you? When are you going to stop saying "Peggy Seijin"?
What?
When are you going to stop saying "Peggy Seijin"? You said it three years ago.
Rolling Thunder Man.
It's about time I do it.
When are you going to do it? It's been three years!
Did you lie?
I'm going to!
You don't care about Peggy Seijin at all!
Peggy Seijin is late!
What are you talking about?
You're full of shit!
Do your job!
What's up with you?
What's up with this shirt? You're dressed up weird.
What?
Rolling Thunder Man!
What's up with you?
What's up with you? What's up with you?
I can do it too!
Get out of my way!
If you had some free food at home...
...this might be Rolling Thunder Man.
You should have reacted somehow!
Well, we don't have time to waste, so let's just go ahead and do it like this.
Yeah, let's do it.
It's been a while since we did a skit like this.
Yeah, it's been a while since we did one like this.
But this show is... you know...
It's our first one this year.
It's our second one.
Is it our second one?
It's our second one.
You're kidding!
Oh, really?
Our second one?
Our first one this year is that foreigner's skit.
Oh, really?
That's right.
We didn't have anything to film today.
We didn't.
You know, we had to go back to Osaka right after this.
Oh, really?
Yeah, but Kohaku was amazing.
Yeah!
I didn't know! Which one was it?
Huh?
People who watch TV know.
I didn't think Tetsuya Takeda would run off in a wheelchair!
That was in Japan in the past.
That was surprising.
That's why it was a little late for the mosaic.
That was surprising.
Right?
But which one did you win?
Huh?
Which one did you win?
This year, you know...
I won against Shirofumi Iga.
Should we bet?
Huh?
Should we bet?
On what?
Which one you won against.
You're getting rid of me!
No, which one you won against, should we bet?
No.
What will you do if you lose?
We'll do the opening shoot by ourselves.
I don't want to!
Today, you know, Ai was wearing a Kiosk T-shirt and everyone was dancing.
Everyone was wearing short sleeves.
The loser would wear that T-shirt and the lower part of his body like Gunzi Kawamata.
The only way to know is by breathing.
And then...
Look at my back.
You're wearing your back like Gunzi Kawamata's.
No, I'm Rolling Thunderman.
Really?
It's not that bad.
It's blue.
It's not that bad.
Let's do it.
One of you is wearing a warm outfit and the other one is wearing Kawamata's T-shirt.
I said pants!
It's nothing but it's rude.
Why is it rude?
There's a problem, isn't there?
What problem do you have with white pants?
Are you that amazing?
Is there such a problem?
There's no such thing.
You're getting a little yellow.
If you do it like that...
You're finally wearing something clean and nice.
Right?
You're so rude.
Can you do it if you lose?
Then let's not do the clock.
That's up to Taito.
The loser will wear a T-shirt and pants like this behind the zoom-in morning in that school.
What do you think of it?
I think it's funny.
It's early in the morning and it's hard.
The loser will...
I don't want to wake up.
Are you that early in the morning?
Then which one won? Which one won? But to be clear, the loser is next week.
Next week.
So let me say it first. The red won.
If you say it so clearly, I also want the red one.
So this is Tuesday, isn't it?
I think it's really funny.
It's Tuesday, isn't it?
I laugh badly in front of the TV.
You are crying behind me.
You are running in the morning hysteria.
You have to wake up and see it.
So this broadcast is Tuesday night.
If you lose it, you have to do it the next day, Wednesday morning.
This year, I thought about my activities as a downturn.
So it's good to appear in amateur programs like this.
Amateur programs and commercial programs.
But in the end, it's a little organized.
So if you lose, what will you do?
Are you going to do it in the morning?
Or are you going to paint Mr. Winky white?
That's also possible.
But I really think about it.
This year, I'm not going to go through the company.
I'm only going out myself.
I'm not going to apply like an amateur.
I'm not going to apply.
For example, what are you going to do?
What I'm thinking about now is...
Kin-chan's virtual target.
The two of us will go out and apply.
This is delicious.
It's delicious.
You did it in New Year's Day, didn't you?
It will be about six months later.
For that...
What are you two going to do?
Think about it.
Chameleon.
V-v-virtual target is you, isn't it?
Chameleon...
Are you going to do it with two of you?
No, I'm going to do it like a chameleon.
Big.
Like opening my mouth wide.
And you're going to do it with your tongue.
Tongue.
Are you going to do it?
Yes.
Well...
Prepare a black and red cloth.
Like this...
Wrap it around your body.
Tongue is wrapped like this, right?
Chameleon.
I'm going to hold a stick in this hand...
And put a fake fly on it first.
While you're doing the chameleon...
If the fly stops on the other side...
You're going to go all out...
And grab the fly...
And come back with a high score.
That's tough!
But if you just get a "ding" and say "0.2 seconds"...
Can you do it?
This is...
But I don't think you can do it until you pass.
Is that so?
So in that case, it's Kin-chan's first try, right?
That's right, that's right.
A kid would never give you a good score.
That's right, that's why you're dressed up like a chameleon and say "come out" and then you're dressed up like a kid.
And you're dressed like that...
And you're dressed like a kid...
And you try really hard...
You're working hard!
Do it!
I think I can do it.
But you have to practice.
I'm not the only one!
Practice...
I have a fly in my hand, but you have to stab it with a knife.
"Who caught the fly?", you say.
"Hamada did!" you say.
I'm not old enough to say that.
So what happened to Kohaku?
Huh?
I think I can do it.
You can do it! You can't go wrong!
Yeah.
You can't go wrong!
I'll do it.
If you lose...
What?
If you lose, what?
You're so cheeky!
Oh, I get it! You're...
You're trying to make things up!
I don't think you're doing it!
I'm trying to make things up!
What are you doing?
Stop wearing those pants!
What are you doing?
You know...
General Chinapichi.
You know...
It's a different song, but...
"Garara Nyororo"...
Huh?
What?
"Garara"...
"Garara Nyororo" at 10 in the morning...
I'll go to Fukutomo-san and BANG!
The people who are watching this show right now...
I don't know how many hours it's been since they came out like this...
It's painful, isn't it? It's painful for the people who are watching, isn't it?
But well, at 9 in the morning...
As a result, these people don't know right away, so...
Garara Nyororo
What?
Um...
It's fine, I get it, I'll do it.
I'll do it when I lose.
Right?
Yeah.
So you're white, right?
I'm red!
Give me red!
I don't want it!
I don't even know what I'm doing!
I don't know what I'm doing!
I don't even know what I'm doing!
I don't know what I'm doing!
Aren't you both white and red?
Aren't we?
We're not...
I wish we were...
Yeah, it's fine, I get it.
So...
Shall we go?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go with "hagaki" today.
Oh, yeah.
That's decided, too!
That's what I want to say!
Say it!
I...
Even if I'm late for work, I'll do it properly.
That's what you want, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Even if you're late, you'll do it, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm counting on you!
I get it.
Definitely!
I'll say it properly in the ending, too.
Yeah.
Say it a little, please.
He doesn't like it at all!
Look at me!
Until now, Hamada-kun has said this much.
Since Hamada-kun announced his marriage, he has been like this.
He is so mischievous.
Today, she applied for the number one spot again.
Is that so?
Who do you think will win, red or white?
Red.
See! Red!
Wait a minute.
Let's ask the audience.
Who do you think will win, red or white?
See!
Now, I will raise my hand and remember it, so come here!
Why didn't you say it?
Why didn't you date her?
Don't say such things.
Shall we introduce her?
Yes, please.
Why do you say such things?
Ms. Wada Mariko.
Please don't say it. I can't leave you alone.
Kanagawa Prefecture, Sagami-harashi.
Where is this?
Sagami-ouno.
It's been a while.
Your educational background is great.
Did you graduate from middle school?
Is that so?
It's okay for me to aim for one shot.
Really?
Yes, I did it on purpose.
Thank you very much.
So, would you like me to introduce you?
My pen name is "Pico-chan".
Good evening. Congratulations, Hama-chan.
The other day you chose "the ultimate choice", didn't you?
I chose "the ultimate choice", didn't I?
Yes, you did.
Should I call you "Nanashi" or "Pio-pio-maru"?
No, you didn't.
At that time you said "Pio-pio-maru" is better, didn't you?
But I like you, Hama-chan.
I don't care about it!
One day you said "Pio-pio-maru" or "Pio-pio-maru" is better, didn't you?
But you said "Pi-chan" in your head.
I said "Pi-chan" in my head?
Don't make fun of me!
By the way, I'm looking forward to seeing Hama- chan's "snow beach" performance in about five hours.
Well, "snow beach" is...
I don't know if you like it or not.
Why do you say such useless things about me?
Are you free on Wednesdays and Thursdays?
I'm free in the morning!
I see.
You don't work from seven in the morning, do you?
No, I don't.
You must do it!
If I win, I'll go back to Osaka and perform like Tamura and Masagazu in Osaka.
I don't care if you make fun of me.
Right? Please do it.
Everyone, please do it.
Everyone is looking forward to it, isn't it?
The performance will end at about 2... 10.
At about 2... 10.
Well, about five hours later...
Five hours later... Let's meet again, okay?
Well, five hours later... Let's meet behind Kutsume-san!
Thank you very much.
I hate you!
First place!
Are you going to cry like you won?
No, I'm not like that.
Five hours later...
Well, people who watch TV just know which one is winning and which one is losing.
That's right.
I don't know why I said that.
Anyway, let's go.
I lost, too.
If I lose like this, I can't do anything about it.
What do you mean?
I'm thinking about the next development.
I can't do that.
Idiot!
I'll definitely win!
You have to decide which one you're going to win.
I see, the world
I have to pretend to be a foreigner passing by.
What are you talking about?
If I say my theme song, you have to pass me.
What are you talking about?
I have to ride on your back.
I have to think about it.
Let's come up with something new.
By the way...
Yes?
I still have hope.
You saw it, didn't you?
There are fewer foreigners.
That's right.
Don't say that.
I want to see more and more foreigners.
And places.
Do it here.
Come to my house.
Go around more and more.
For now, I'd like to do what I can do here.
Thank you for your time.
By the way...
Tonight's "downtown" is not arranged with musical instruments.
See you in five hours!
sandaku
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