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Wadawadawai!
Yes!
Wadawadawai!
Yes!
Don't move the camera!
Why aren't you outside today?
No, this is not outside.
Oh, where?
This is a set.
Oh, you!
There is such a complicated set like this!
The producer said he didn't like the location, so he made a similar set for me.
But today, it feels like I'm back in the city after a long time.
That's right!
Do you call it "adult city"?
Aoyama.
How old are you?
16 years old.
Are you a first year here?
Are you going home?
Huh?
Are you going home? It's already 1:40.
That's right.
At this time of the day...
Why are you walking around like that?
Damn you!
This is the venue for today's "Gaki no Tsutaya Arahende".
Instant ramen paradise!
If you enter here, it's free, right?
Free!
But...
When you can eat ramen for free like that...
...only homeless people don't come, right?
Today's venue is...
Here!
Right?
Hmm...
It's never been like this before.
It's an event where you can eat instant ramen for free...
...so this venue feels like an instant one.
It's good!
No, it's not that good.
Did you prepare this chair?
I'm sure you did.
No way!
What is this?
We're all sitting here.
Today's venue is a little different from before.
This is amazing.
You're right, Hamada-kun.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, right?
You can tell just by looking at it!
On this stage...
...today...
...well, it's not really a skit...
...but we'll do something suitable for a night like this.
Something you can enjoy.
That's right.
Tonight's "Gaki no Tsutaya Arahende"...
...we hope you'll enjoy it.
Thank you!
"Gaki no Tsutaya Arahende"...
...we hope you'll enjoy it!
Good evening!
Today...
...together with you...
...no, not like this...
...together with you...
...we'll study...
...the intonation of words!
Well...
...in Kansai...
...there are many places...
...where intonation is different.
Today...
...we'll study those places with you!
Let's welcome Mr. Matsumoto!
Sensei...
...thank you for today.
Today's intonation is...
...let's play with lines!
Hey you!
What is it?
I'm trying to study...
...and you say "let's play with lines"!
Let's play with lines!
Oh, is that so?
Everyone, together...
...let's play with lines!
Let's play with lines!
He's a little down.
No, I'm not down...
Let's play with lines!
I'm begging you, say it!
I can't continue yet!
I'm sorry!
Let's play with lines!
Say it!
You're persistent!
Someone called me "Line Masao".
Say it! Say it!
I'm going to play with lines.
Put the whiteboard in front of you.
There are many kinds of lines.
And there are many differences depending on the lines.
For example...
You're a dirty man.
I don't care.
You're such a dirty man.
Can I say it?
I agree with you.
If you draw a normal line like this...
I agree with you.
It doesn't feel like "Lupin" at all, does it?
That's right.
It doesn't feel like "Lupin" at all, does it?
That's right.
It changes depending on how you draw the lines.
Say it! Say it!
If you say it like this...
It will become like this.
Say it again, please.
Say it! Say it!
It will become like "Lupin".
This is "Lupin" line.
I see.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to the next step.
Are you ready?
I don't really want to learn it.
Is it a little difficult for you?
Well...
Let's move on to the next step.
The criteria are also different.
What is this?
Can you see it?
"Me, Doraemon".
Does it say "Me, Doraemon"?
If you use normal lines, it will say "Me, Doraemon".
It doesn't feel like "Doraemon" at all!
I think it depends on how you say it.
It's good, isn't it?
If you add lines to it...
"Me, Doraemon"!
With these waves... "Me, Doraemon"!
I think this scene is a bit weird.
You know, I've been thinking it's weird since it came out.
This side is still looking like this.
This side is also looking like this.
It's kind of weird.
The groups are different, right?
It's kind of weird.
This side is all together.
Who would do something like this?
This side is like a nice customer.
This side is like "laugh!"
You don't say unnecessary things, do you?
Please!
Next step!
Why are you standing down there?
Your goods, goods!
Don't get carried away, Keldon!
Now, with this...
Leaving aside what we did earlier...
Next, we'll use lines to separate Tokyo and Osaka.
I see.
We'll show the difference between Tokyo and Osaka.
I'd like to hear about it.
For example...
Ah, it's better to write it in hiragana, right?
Should I write it there?
Right?
There's a saying like that.
This, you know...
When people in Osaka say it...
When people in Tokyo say it...
Ah, it's better.
When people in Osaka say it...
There's a difference.
When people in France say it...
There's a line like that.
Right?
I asked you for an ad-lib, but it's still heavy.
I see.
For now, we're done with the jokes.
Yes.
Let's do our best to make this more exciting with free talk.
Even if you don't like it, just grab it.
Why aren't you laughing?
They're Japanese, aren't they?
That's right!
How do you know they're not Japanese?
It's impossible for people who can't speak Japanese.
There aren't any foreigners, are there?
No, there aren't.
Then it's fine, right?
Yes, that's about it.
Anyway, we're going to play on the line today.
Thank you very much.
We have ten minutes.
Oh, we have ten minutes.
All right.
(Laughter)
All right.
Oh, really...
We had so much fun today, didn't we?
Why are some people so uncooperative?
Some people...
Right?
Well, anyway...
Today...
You know...
The guests of "Shotai" and "Hagaki Kairanboshi" aren't completely mixed up, right?
Oh, really?
I'm sure of it.
This one is "Hagaki" and "minikusai" singers, right?
Yes!
And this one is "taishin" and "minikun" singers, right?
They're all mixed up like "kakegomidera" singers.
It can't be helped.
Yes, yes.
It can't be helped, right?
Yes, yes.
Well, I think we had a lot of fun today.
I wasn't in a good mood today, either.
You can't say that.
No, it's true.
Why are you in a bad mood?
My body is really tired today.
That's right.
I was playing baseball yesterday.
That's right, that's right.
We met in a dream and played baseball in a team.
It's been a while since I moved my body. That's right, that's right.
My body got a little tired today.
I was a little too excited yesterday.
What do you mean "too excited"?
I haven't played baseball for a long time either.
You haven't played it at all!
I stopped playing it after I broke my shoulder in college.
What was your final year of school?
High school.
So, you know, it was a little...
You did your best!
But you know, it feels good!
I used to play in a western baseball stadium.
That's right, that's right.
In a beautiful place like this.
Yes, yes.
And sometimes I used to come to Japan.
Yes.
But when you think about it, I'm pretty good at baseball, aren't I?
Yes.
I was listening to the draft meeting on the bus while I was playing baseball with Anoa.
I was excited about my name.
I know.
Someone like you...
No, I'm sure a western guy must have seen it somewhere.
You must have seen it in a western club!
That was what was going on at the time, wasn't it, the draft meeting?
But a western player must have seen it somewhere in a bus while he was practicing.
Practicing?!
No, I'm really excited. I probably wouldn't have thought I'd be first, but after all that talking, I'd say I'd be fifth.
Where are you from? Who told you you were from Shibuya?
I've loved studying and sports since I was a student.
I'm...
Ah, that's funny!
I'm a self-taught Japanese person.
Then really...
When you were studying, weren't your high school crazy?!
W-what?
During class, your teacher would clean up your cigarette butts between your desks!
That's right...
It's rare for a teacher to do that...
That's right...
With that head of his...
That's right, that's right...
And with that mouth of his...
Right?
But your IQ was high!
Really...
Huh?
You were amazing...
What are you talking about?
I can study better than you...
You don't even know how many fractions there are...
Now that you mention it...
I was so surprised I couldn't say anything...
You don't even know how many fractions there are...
You know...
Yesterday...
We played baseball...
I'm serious...
Everyone looked at me like this when they saw me on TV...
But I'm a Chinese professor!
I'm not going to miss it...
I did 1/3 of it, then I said it...
At baseball...
Bring me a whiteboard...
Even if you know fractions, they won't help you in society...
What are you talking about?
You should know kanji to help society!
That also helps!
Fractions are important, you know!
Even in everyday life...
That's not what you're talking about!
No way!
- You know what? - What?
You studied at a comedy show, but you don't think it's funny, do you?
I don't care if it's not funny! If it's funny, I'll go next!
If it's not funny, I won't go next!
- Right? - Of course!
Two thirds plus one half...
Is this what you learned in elementary school?
There are only people like you who can't do it!
- You... - Can't anyone do it like you?
I don't know! If you pull it up like that and try it, you might not be able to do it!
Yeah, try it, try it!
Right?
Seriously!
- Right? - This...
Can't be added!
- What? - No!
- What?! - This...
Can't be multiplied!
This is different! This is "kesenne" and "nitoni"!
You know, when I was a mother, I used to drop my tea...
- In front of the door... - Masato-shi!
You know...
When I was studying, my son was in Onan...
Oh, sorry!
- Do it! - This is...
What do you call this?!
Soy sauce...
So, in the case of "bunshi", what do you call this?!
"Bunshi"...
It's "bunbo"!
Yes, "bunbo"!
This is "bunbo", isn't it?!
And what's this?!
It's "bunshi", isn't it?!
That's right!
Isn't it?!
That's right!
This is "bunbo"!
And what about the big eared "do"?!
It's "danbo"!
Isn't it?!
This and this...
Yes!
Put them together!
Why?! This and this have nothing to do with it!
That's right!
This one!
Put them together!
That's right!
I'll say it too...
Oh, you're making fun of me, aren't you?!
I'm not making fun of you!
If you say so, I'll say it next...
Shut up!
Now you know it!
Oh, he hasn't said it yet!
Admit it!
Even if you say it now, you're embarrassing me!
I'll say it next...
Oh my...
The elementary school students who are watching this must have a lot of courage!
Really...
What do you call this?!
Eh?!
What do you call this?!
Kasuga no Tsubone
That's it!
That's it, isn't it?!
What do you call this?!
What do you mean?!
I know a lot of difficult kanji!
What do you call this?!
Rijin ni Tsubone
Why "tsubone"?!
"Tsubone" doesn't exist!
Eh?!
You don't know it, do you?!
Eh?!
Yes...
Tsuzumotase
"Tsuzumotase"!
Correct!
"Tsuzumotase"...
You know...
You know the kanji I say and the kanji you say...
Oh, I know it!
I know it!
"Saba"!
Are you going to write "saba" after hearing such a good book?
"Saba-kun", "sign for me", "saba-kun" is dirty.
"Saba", "sign for me"
I just got it from the beach.
Where are you, around Sakana?
I was about to write it.
I was about to write it, but he said he would meet me.
What do you want me to write?
"katsuo" (bonito)
"katsuo"!?
"katsuo"!
Don't be silly! Don't write "sanai" as "katsuo"!
"katsuo"?
katsuo
What is it?
What is this abundant "sanai"!?
Even though it's not "sanai"...
I don't know what "katsuo" is!
I can't do it with you!
Well, shall we go to "hagaki"?
"hagaki" is also good.
With such a guy...
Well, we have received many "hagaki" as well.
Yes.
I would like to introduce them.
First of all, there is also "pick up".
Yes.
Well, which one shall we go with?
Shall we go with this one?
I have a question.
I have found a picture of you and Hama-chan...
Yes.
...in Harajuku and I have finally found it.
Have you found it?
Yes.
That picture seems to be quite old.
Hama-chan's hair was a little long...
Yes.
...and he didn't know much about sets.
Yes.
Hama-chan's beard was growing and one of his lower teeth was missing.
What are you two doing?
And you two are making faces as if you are having a hard time.
When did you take this picture?
Of course we are having a hard time.
Oh, are you?
I've never lost a tooth.
This tooth is a little buried, so it may look like that depending on how you take it.
You can only see the lower tooth, can't you?
Even if I do it normally, only this part stands out.
Right?
Yes.
Why can't you see the upper tooth?
Why can't you see it?
If you look at it normally, you can see it, can't you?
What?
If you talk normally, you can see it, can't you?
Why can't you see it?
Open your mouth.
Even if you open your mouth, you can only see the lower tooth.
Do you want me to make you see it?
What are you going to do?
I want you to talk like you can see it.
If you do that, we won't be able to rest assured.
Then my fans will disappear.
What happens if you talk like you can see it?
Oh, come on.
Oh, what's going on today?
If you had said that from the beginning, we would have lost all of our customers.
Let's leave it at that for today.
Even if I don't say anything, this part is big.
See?
It's like your face, isn't it?
See?
Look at me.
I normally don't talk in front of you.
Let's play with a pen and a line on top of this leaf.
Let's leave it at that.
Let's call it a day.
I'm going home.
Let's go home.
It's not very positive.
It's not very positive, really.
Oh, is it Ucchan's leaf?
Maybe.
Or is it B?
You're laughing, but your voice doesn't come out properly.
It's funny, isn't it?
That's right. Gentleman's laughter.
It's like you're pulling something.
Who likes it? Say it!
Who?
Look, you can say it like this.
Who?
Who likes it?
Oh, Hama-chan! Oh, you like me!
What's up with you?
You're a proper customer, aren't you?
You can properly stop the button.
Oh, is that so?
What's up with you?
You're a proper customer, aren't you?
How can you say it like that?
Well, is that all?
Yes, yes.
Let's say goodbye here for today.
Yes.
We're going to various places again.
But we did it in the past, didn't we? We're not finished yet.
We did it in the past, didn't we?
Everyone, it's over. I don't want to drink anymore.
What?
It's over.
We did it in the past, didn't we?
We did it with all our might and did it in the middle of the month.
But no one laughed at us.
When we finally laughed, we called in a champion and won.
A young champion.
So, some people want to go home early, don't they?
But, really, even if you say so, you...
This is starting from 1.40 pm, isn't it?
Our programme is 30 minutes long!
It's 12 o'clock...
Ah! It's only 2 minutes and it's exactly 30 minutes.
We haven't put in a single commercial yet, but...
Today...
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
We have to do it quickly.
That's right.
Yes.
What's with the "eh, eh, eh" attitude?
That's "eh"!
That's "eh, eh, eh".
I don't think it's that kind of story.
I see.
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
That's all for tonight's "Random Kid's Style"!
Yes.
We'll say goodbye here!
Everyone, until next week...
Goodbye!
Well, hello!
What's this?
It's over.
Well, we're sitting in front of the audience seats right now.
That's right.
We're sitting in front of the second chair from the stage right now.
Looking at us from this chair, we're laughing like crazy.
That's because of our posture.
Also, until we went on stage today...
We were tired from the trip.
I see, that's the most...
Long-term shooting, right?
That's right.
A long stroke...
In the cold...
For a long time...
How do you say it...
Like a self-destructing missile...
We're recruiting people who want to see it.
People who want to succeed in their companies...
I think there are a lot of people who are working hard.
We came to Ryohan...
Today, too...
We did our best in the sub-contract.
There's no next week.
I'll say it clearly.
From next week...
I can't be fooled anymore...
When we release a title...
We'll suddenly get into the subject.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh...
It's okay now.
I'm not Saito-chan anymore.
Saito-chan, you like it out there, don't you?
Saito...
Yes?
Did I say it?
Yes.
Please record it for Noser and Hyouzo Yuki-tan.
Yes!
So...
Today, we're opening up this area.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!