AISubs v3.5
Yes.
- Wow! - Yes, yes.
- We're going out again today. - Yes, we are.
- Do you know where we are today? - What is it?
- This place is... - Look at this!
- In a place like this, with a lot of smoke... - It's a bad place, isn't it?
- Why don't Japanese people have this kind of public morality? - That's right.
- I'll tell you. - Well, let's go to the hall today.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Now we are in Mitaka. - Mitaka, yes.
- There are quite a lot of famous people here. - Oh, really?
- Yes, they say so. - They say so?
- No, it's not like they're dead.
- Look, there's a grave of Dazai Osamu. - Oh, there's something like that.
- This old man was killed by water in this area.
- This is Moriougai. - It's Moriougai.
- Moriougai is that old man who looks like he's about to collapse. - That's right, that's right.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Three people died in a car accident. - Yes.
- Right? - Until now...
- If we were to run and we got pulled out of the car and we got pulled out of the car, wouldn't we be four people? - That's right.
- We would be four people right away. - Yes, we would be four people right away.
- I like going out and about. - Yes.
- I like going to places I've never been. - Yes.
- But it's okay now, isn't it? - No, that's what the soldiers say.
- The soldiers say it and we walk around, and we couldn't accept it.
- But it's okay now, isn't it?
- It's not always like that!
- Today we're at this beautiful... - Yes.
- Musashi's theater... - Yes.
- And we're asking people's opinions about downtown's summer tires. - That's right.
- Then... - Then...
- We'll do our best. - We'll do our best.
- Then, we'll go. - Then, we'll go.
- It's okay now, isn't it?! - It's okay now, isn't it?!
- Then, we'll go. - Then, we'll go.
We will be relieved with the support of Soyou Suisan.
Today...
Yes.
It's a contest, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I said it last week, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
I don't have anything to say about it.
No, no.
Yes.
What kind of contest?
Well...
Let's use our bodies.
We don't use our bodies much in this program.
We only use our mouths.
So, let's use our bodies and do it.
Let's use our mouths and do it.
Come out, you weaklings.
It's kind of noisy, isn't it?
No, it's not.
What do you mean, "no, it's not"?
Today is the final round.
That's right.
Let's do our best.
Look.
We've done this many times before.
That's right.
This year was especially tough, even in previous contests.
That's right.
If you think about it, it was a tough battle.
The first round was, I think, "obonko kobonko".
That's right.
We were defeated by that attack.
It suddenly became meaningless, but we stepped forward.
That's right, that's right.
We were defeated by that.
And then, next...
Um...
Um, what is it?
Um...
Um, what is it?
And now that we have mentioned it, we are defeated.
We were also defeated by that rubber attack.
That's right.
But today is the finals!
That's right.
We will not be defeated!
Who is your opponent for today?
For today...
It's "Ucchanko Nanchanko".
You are the most...
The...
The most annoyed ones!
You dirty-skinned people won't be defeated!
Just do it!
I understand!
Hey! You look kind of scary!
Are you alright?
Don't come closer!
What?
I'm scared of your face.
But they are poor too.
They can't win against us.
Your serve is the best in this match.
What's with the noise?
I can't concentrate.
Do your best.
Alright, I'll go.
Serve from the other side!
I haven't decided yet!
Idiot!
What are you doing?
You're hiding something from me, aren't you?
What are you talking about? It's decided now, isn't it?
Indeed, it's decided.
But you're hiding something from me!
What are you talking about?
If you think my movements are dull...
On that day...
Stop it, you, in a place like this.
You too, aren't you?
At times like this, I told you to apply a lot of bloodstain paint!
You too, didn't you drop something during a match?
Rubber and rubber, isn't it?
Damn it! I can't lose!
Next is the other side of the serve.
Hurry up!
Don't let your guard down!
It's our serve!
Ah, it's our serve!
It's my serve!
That's right! I haven't done it like this for a long time!
Do your best!
Take it seriously!
Yes!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
Your serve is a backhand chop serve!
Backhand chop serve?
Your serve.
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Do your best!
You too, take it seriously!
Yes!
Let's go!
What are you doing?!
Next is my serve!
That's right.
Do it with confidence!
Got it.
Let's go!
Depending on the situation, on a day like this...
Now, you'll serve for the last time! Do your best!
Got it!
Take it seriously!
Let's go!
That was a bit classic.
But... but you're still laughing. Are you alright?
Kirara!
What?
At this rate, we might lose.
Oh my!
What are you saying?! I'm fine!
We have no choice but to use that.
Tha... tha... tha...
Is that...
Are you talking about that?!
That's right!
No! That's too dangerous!
It's alright!
Are you going to do it?
I'm going to do it!
Crossing serve!
Let's combine!
Here I go!
Don't step on it! Don't step on it! Don't step on it! Don't step on it!
Here I go!
My weakness is that I don't have a home.
At this rate, we might lose.
That's right.
We have no choice but to use that!
Got it! Got it!
Are you talking about...
Are you talking about that?!
That's right!
No! That's too dangerous!
If we use that, they might die!
Hmph! It's fine if they die!
No!
We will win!
We will lose!
Let's not do it!
We will do it!
If you say we will do it...
Let's combine!
Got it!
Don't step on it! Don't step on it! Don't step on it! Don't step on it!
Here I go!
If you can do it, then do it!
Here is the receiving of our hostesses!
No, no, no, no!
It's not "no, no"!
I told you it was "no, no"!
OK, cut it out.
That's not cool at all!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
It's been a long time. I've been thinking about it.
OK, cut it out!
We don't have much time, so let's go on like this.
OK, let's go on like this.
Yesterday, I...
What is it?
Yesterday, I...
I have a radio show in Osaka, so I went back home.
I hurried back home.
At the Shin-Osaka station,
a bad-tempered guy followed me.
A bad-tempered couple followed me.
A bad-tempered guy followed me.
A bad-tempered guy, right?
No, another bad-tempered guy.
He's a bad-tempered guy!
Yes, yes!
He followed me and told me to get in a taxi.
He's a bad-tempered guy!
Hey! Hey!
Don't act like you're nice.
I'm not nice!
You're not nice!
I'm really bad-tempered, aren't I?
No, but...
This bad-temperedness you're showing now...
I don't usually show this bad-temperedness!
That's right!
That's why you're saying you're not nice!
In Genevieve...
"Fullman" is a bad-tempered name!
What's bad-tempered?
I've never been bad-tempered!
No, really...
I don't want you to say anything more.
No, really...
If you say it like that...
I have my own way of saying it!
No, you're not nice!
What's wrong with you?
No, really...
When you're in this world...
It's hard for you...
You know...
I can't use my full power of boastfulness...
If you get into a fight or something like that...
What did you say?!
What do you mean "full power of boastfulness"?
No, no...
I'm strong, you know...
Really strong...
Right?
When we were in high school...
What do you mean "high school"?
We had quite a "full power of boastfulness" life...
"Full power of boastfulness" you say...
You're younger than me...
"Full power of boastfulness" you say...
You know...
That's what happened...
It was scary...
But it can't be helped...
I thought I could hit him...
When I went out in the morning...
I opened one door...
And there was a corridor...
And a door at the entrance...
Yes, yes...
And I changed my clothes in the morning...
And I opened the first door...
It was scary...
What the hell is this?
The fans were really coming in like this...
Inside the room... Inside the room... Like this...
Yeah... Yeah... And...
"What the hell is this?!" I said...
But you know... At that time...
On this show, all of our fans were like that!
What are you doing?! Get out of here!
And they chased me all the way down...
And I did a headlock...
But in the end... I couldn't say anything...
"What are you doing?!" I said...
I'm not doing anything!
Go to the wall!
No! No!
But I was even more angry...
When you told me to close the door...
You're the one at fault!
I know I'm at fault...
But in the morning... When I woke up...
You were sitting like this...
Are you looking at me?!
No, I'm not!
"Are you looking at me?!" I said...
What the hell?!
"I'm a fan!" You know...
You know...
You shouldn't have done that...
You know...
Until now...
I've never been so angry...
And I've never said anything...
No, you haven't...
I feel so sorry for you...
Even though you do all kinds of things...
You do all kinds of things!
What? What? What?
When you came home...
You put mayonnaise on the door...
What do you mean?
You put mayonnaise on the door...
Why do you put mayonnaise on the door?!
You know...
You're trying to make me angry...
You know... You're trying to make me angry...
You're trying to make me angry...
You brought your anger with you...
And youleness...
You know...
You're so pretty...
You've made the door shiny...
I won't be able to finish this...
I really want you to be careful...
The mayonnaise you put on the door is really pretty...
You're not like a priest at all...
Yeah, you're right...
Please hold up the grater.
Yeah...
Well, there's a lot this week too...
No, it's like a radio show...
The grater comes a lot every week...
I'm really thankful for it...
Let me introduce it to you today...
There's a lot of people who want to see it...
Yeah...
I'm thinking of putting it in...
What is it?
I don't know what you're trying to say...
What is it?
Can you look at me?
Sometimes I look at my partner's face too!
Do you want me?
If you want it, don't ask for it right away!
This person's pen name is Chirimarco.
It's said that you have UFO experiences.
UFO experiences? I don't have any UFO experiences.
I've told you many times that I've seen UFOs!
Do you think everyone will believe in those experiences?
Of course they will.
If you look at it, you've got a telescope, right?
You've got a telescope, and if you look at it...
you've got alien hair coming out of the window!
A serious alien...
And if you look at it, you've got an alien's head sticking out of its back!
Who would believe in that?
We've talked about this before, haven't we?
Many people say that I'm a UFO researcher.
If you have a UFO special, you'll definitely see it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That person will do this UFO special...
so please go and tell that story in the studio!
It's such a joke!
I think it's funny for an entertainer like you to say it!
There are many other things, but...
What about this one?
Should I tell you about this one?
This person is from Saitama Prefecture.
His pen name is absolutely anonymous (zettai tokumei kibou)
Are you a homo?
All of my friends say that you're definitely a homo!
Even if you're a homo, I'll always be a fan of you!
So...
Right?
Yes, that's right.
Am I a homo?
To me...
Am I a homo?
No, you're not.
No, you're not a homo at all, but you do get embarrassed sometimes, don't you?
Like what?
For example, you're in a car.
You're in a car, and as a woman, you're in a car.
Sometimes you put your hand on the side brake.
I do. Like this.
I stop and pull the brake again, and I take it off.
A little...
That happens. That happens.
But it has nothing to do with being a homo.
I think it's a little embarrassing in my feelings, but what about you?
It makes you feel uncomfortable?
When you touch me?
No, like for a moment...
No, no, what is this?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. What is it?
What is it?
You know, like...
You know, like my hand goes like this.
You go to a bookstore, don't you?
Yeah.
You know, there are books like "sub" there.
Like "barazoku".
Yeah.
And you look at a book like this, and you see "barazoku".
That's about it, isn't it?
Oh, I'd like to see it for a moment.
Yeah.
Is this what a homo is like?
But you don't look at it like that, do you?
You bring it all the way here and you look like this?
Look, this part is a little crooked.
Why?!
You want to buy it, don't you?!
When I went to a disco in Kyoto, there was one.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
What did they say?
Hey, come here.
Why are you so arrogant?!
Hey, come here.
What, what?
Come here for a second, come here for a second.
They took me to the bathroom.
And they took me all the way to the bathroom and...
Hey, are you done already?!
Usually, at that point, it's scary, isn't it?!
If you're called to the bathroom by a man like that...
Which one of you is going to be whipped or killed?!
"Hey, come here, come here," I said, and I went to the bathroom.
And I really took off my belt and...
Let's go.
It was really scary.
What happened?
Hey, what are you talking about?!
But...
At this stage, you can't say anything?!
I bit the edge of my clothes and ran away.
You're right.
Today, we said goodbye in Osaka dialect.
That's right.
We don't have much time today.
That's right.
Let's go somewhere else.
What should we do?
We can't cut it out.
Hmm...
What should we do?
Umm...
Ketsukatton.
Ahh...
"Ketsukaru," right?
Ketsukaru.
We'll say it together later.
Yeah.
You're not cool.
We're used to saying it.
Yeah.
Ketsukaru.
If we say it like this...
In Osaka dialect, it's...
Ma nani?
Nani sarashite ketsukatton ne?
Nani shite ketsukon ne?
So, uhm... if you were to say it like this...
"Nani yatt--" "Na-na-nani..." "Nani shite kureterunda yo?"
Sannna tsukai kata suru ka shite kureterunde?
That's a good one!
"Nani..." "Nani yattekurerunda yo?"
Nani yattekurerunda yo?
Well, it's more like... "Nani shite ketsukon ne?"
What did you do last time?
I didn't bite my butt.
No, I didn't bite it.
Did I bite my butt?
I didn't bite it.
You didn't bite it.
It's difficult.
What? What? What?
You are persistent.
I didn't bite it.
You are persistent.
I didn't bite it.
What else?
Also...
What you said earlier...
When you are tired...
In Osaka dialect...
What did you say?
When you are tired...
Today...
You did well.
Today you did well.
Do you say it?
Which one of you?
Don't you say it?
Who says it?
You don't say it.
The one who raised his hand is a queen.
You are from the countryside, aren't you?
Where are you from?
Gifu.
Gifu?
You are scary.
You are the worst.
But we don't understand each other.
Yes, you were great. You were great when you were tired.
Today's point is...
For example, if this person does like this...
You say "kusuguttai".
"kosobai" or "kusuguttai"
The order is different.
kosobai
You are making fun of me.
You say it.
kosobai
This is today's point.
Today's point is "kosobai".
kosobai
Yes, yes.
And "ketsukanne".
ketsukanne
Yes.
"erai".
"erai", right?
So, which order should we go with today?
kosobai
Right?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
So, what should we do?
The person next to you "kosobashi" the person next to you.
The person next to you...
kocho-kocho-kocho
You say it.
kosobai
You say it.
"sayonara".
You guys are not cool.
We are cool.
Right?
Shall we say it?
Let's say it.
Yes.
kocho-kocho-kocho
You say it.
When you say "hai", you say "kocho-kocho-kocho".
"kocho-kocho-kocho" three times.
kocho-kocho-kocho
The person next to you says "kocho-bai".
Do you understand?
kocho-kocho-kocho
You say it.
sayonara
It's over.
Right? Do you understand?
Yes.
Let's say it.
"ichini no san" (one, two, three)
Yes!
Be serious!
But if you tell me, I can't decide right away!
What do you mean?
You can't, can you?
Let's go for the last one!
The last one!
The last one! Let's decide right away!
Are you ready?
Let's do it! One, two...
It's so good!
It's good!
Now, let's go home and study how to do business!
That's it for today!
Well...
Yes?
It's over.
How did you like my first story?
Oh, today?
Yes.
Well...
The story was more interesting because you didn't mix it up.
I was told to mix it up.
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes.
Well...
It's okay, isn't it?
That's right.
Yes.
The opening was bad.
That's weird.
What?
What do you mean? It's already December!
That's weird.
It was cold, wasn't it?
Of course it was cold!
Right?
That's weird.
Anyway, it was good, wasn't it?
That's right.
What do you think?
Well, it's okay.
Well...
Next week will be another story.
Yes.
Next week will be...
Well...
Next week will be...
Well...
What will it be?
It will be a series of researchers.
I see.
Yes, there is a series of researchers.
Yes, yes.
It will be like that.
Yes.
Everyone will study together.
That's right.
Yes.
They will think of a movie.
Yes.
Which one do you like better?
I like it because it's beautiful. The theater is beautiful.
That's right.
I can't say where it is.
It's packed and there are children crying.
It's getting more and more blue.
The tension is getting lower.
It's a life like that.
That's right.
It's sad.
That's right.
That's all for today.
See you next week.
Goodbye.
See you next week.