AISubs v3.5
Well, we are now at the station of Monzen-naka- cho.
I don't know anything about this place.
Well, last week you said you wanted to go somewhere where there were no people and you just said you wanted to go somewhere that was said to be noisy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Suddenly you guys say that there is no one in the subway.
The meaning is different.
Yes, yes.
Let's go to Koyon-cho, which is two stations away.
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
We are going.
Her navel is like this.
It's like this.
It's a little like this.
What are you doing?
Don't touch people's navels.
This girl's navel is like this.
Stop it.
This girl's navel is like this.
Oh, this girl's navel is like this.
Mother, where are you going? Can you go home now?
Please be careful, mother.
Mother, are you dyeing your hair? You look like you are going out.
Where are you going?
Oh, you are going to do bad things.
Mother, where are you going?
What are you doing?
If you are going to see it, you should take it with you.
What are you going to do?
Wow, wow, wow.
There are a lot of dogs.
Hey! Come here for a second.
What are you doing with that dog?
Don't you say anything to people walking in front of you?
I'll bite your tail.
I'll bite your tail!
You idiot!
We have arrived at today's venue, Wakatake.
Now, the Kusara Gedoes have already gathered.
Already...
Oh, mother!
Mother, where are you from?
Where are you from?
Oh, mother!
Thank you very much.
Here it is.
Downtown's sea.
Right?
Look, it's like a boat ticket.
Oh, mother bought this for me.
That's right.
This lantern...
Until now, it's the most expensive in the show.
It's the most expensive in the show.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Oh my, oh my, oh my, it's amazing!
If you turn on the lights, it'll be ecchimon!
Well, that's about it.
I see.
Today, we've walked a long way, but...
Right?
Shall we begin?
Let's begin.
I'm Downtown's sea servant, Araen.
Today, we're here in Wakatake.
Let's enjoy ourselves to our hearts' content.
Thank you very much.
Let's have a good time.
Sounds good.
Well, it's about to begin, so pull up your sleeves.
Yes.
Well, well, well, well, well...
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This is also the fifth time, isn't it?
It is the fifth time.
Frankly speaking, it is the most painful song so far.
There are a lot of men, aren't there?
There are a lot of men today.
There are a lot of men.
According to Kimidori, there is a pharmacy nearby today.
Most of the people there are men.
Although there were young men, there were also old men.
There were old men.
I think it is difficult for them to understand us.
Today is also the fifth time.
We have to change many stories every time.
We have to come up with new stories.
However, we have run out of stories.
Frankly speaking, it is painful.
The kitchen is very painful.
Even if you say that, it is not good.
Please say anything today.
We will do anything.
There are a lot of stories we are good at.
Please say one of them.
This is what I often receive.
There is a chocolate pocky.
You can put it in your butt and change it to Pritz.
You receive it.
This is good.
You can buy it anywhere you go.
You can do the opposite.
You can put Pritz in your butt and change it to chocolate pocky.
You can buy it anywhere you go.
I receive it a lot.
If you do it more, it will become a strawberry pocky.
Stop it!
Please know this.
There are a lot of things we do on TV.
For example, we have meetings on TV.
Summer or winter do not matter.
Time does not matter.
We do things you don't know about.
For example, you have a psychic picture.
An old man appears and explains something.
For example, he is saying something about self- destructive powers.
Isn't it scary?
For example, a hand is reflected here.
Don't you know?
There is a term for it.
When you take a commemorative picture,
you take a picture together and one person has his hand reflected here.
Bam!
(Scream)
- Where is it? - There it is, there it is.
- The hand was reflected where you held it. - The hand was reflected!
- When you happened to take the picture, an officer of the Self-Defense Force was standing behind you. - No, it's not like that!
I took the picture, but you said "the Self-Defense Force is not here", didn't you?
There's nothing behind me! If there is, it's only you!
- Right? - The scenery is nothing, but the hand is coming out of behind me.
- You're like that, aren't you? - No, I'm not!
- Hey! - What is it?
- Stay at home and be quiet! - What is it?
- When you take a picture at night... - What is it?
- An officer of the Self-Defense Force... - What is it?
- Do you know? - What is it?
- Do you know? When you took the picture... - Yes.
- Here... - Yes.
- Around the waist... - Yes.
- An officer of the Self-Defense Force had his hair cut... - Yes.
- And his head was all messed up... - Yes.
- And his face was covered in blood... - Yes.
- And I don't know if you like it or not, but you stabbed me.
What do you want me to say?
Which one? Do you like it or not?
What do you want me to say?
What do you say?
What do you want me to say?
- What do you want me to say? - I can't say "what do you want me to say"?
You liked it! Definitely!
You're absolutely going to like it!
- I swear I will say it! - You're absolutely going to say it!
- A silly face like that... - Yes.
- Sticking out of your waist... - Yes.
Ouch!
You look like a stalker!
The back part.
You're disgusting!
This part.
Here!
You're old!
Stop lying!
You can't walk around with such a gross pocket!
You're saying it because you don't know!
What?
Where do you sell such a pocket, you idiot?
Ah, I sell it at Tokyo Hands.
This light blue part goes in and nothing else goes in.
Your ass is a pocket.
Come here! Come here, you idiot!
You can't believe it, can you?
When you're walking down the street and someone touches you...
That's right!
Even if you're just walking down the street and you're dazed, it makes a lot of sense, you know?
There's nothing wrong with it! There's nothing wrong with it!
You know...
If you're just walking down the street and you bump into someone you don't know...
If you bump into someone you don't know and they touch you and you don't care about it...
When you get home and you see blood on their shoulders...
It's pretty popular, isn't it?
It's a little out of focus, isn't it?
The sponsor is...
What's that?
It says "alcohol 4%" on it, but it's already...
It's disgusting!
It's a little smaller than usual.
What's that?
"Peach Tree Peas"?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you drink it and...
You know, you get home and you see blood on their shoulders...
It's pretty scary, isn't it?
Yeah, it's scary.
It's scary, isn't it? I'm not the only one who's scared.
You get home and you see blood on their shoulders...
Really?
I used to be more scared.
Of what?
The park near my house.
Actually...
I was scared.
When I heard it, my right arm was like...
Stop talking! Stop it!
Yeah, yeah.
You know...
I think it was about three years ago...
I was taking a walk alone with my cat...
And I saw an old man in a yukata sliding down the stairs.
Ninja! Ninja!
He touched me.
I turned around and I couldn't see the old man anymore.
Huh?
He said "jungle" again.
When I got home and saw blood on their shoulders...
It's disgusting!
It's scary, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's scary, isn't it?
I'm not talking about you.
It's scary, isn't it?
You eat too much peanuts...
And you get a nosebleed...
And you eat too much poop...
Stop it!
You eat too much peanuts...
And you get a nosebleed...
I don't know who you're talking about!
If you were a cop or a detective, and a murder took place somewhere...
Where is it? Oh, it's this apartment! Let's go there!
And you open the door of the apartment...
And you see a corpse covered in blood lying on the floor...
And you see a corpse covered in poop lying on the floor...
Which one do you choose, Shimizu?
If I had one of those...
I'd kill it with a stick or something...
What should I do?
If you were a cop or a detective, and you saw a corpse covered in poop lying on the floor...
Which one do you choose?
If you were a cop or a detective, and you saw a corpse covered in poop lying on the floor...
Which one do you choose?
You're talking about something you don't know!
What are you talking about?
You're talking about...
"I got a nosebleed"!
There are still scary stories you need to hear!
Do you know about...
"The old woman lives alone"?
The old woman died and the old man came out!
The old woman is a genius!
She came out of nowhere!
- The old woman is not a ghost... - No!
The old man came out!
He came out and said something, but didn't say it!
- He said something like that... - And the old man?
The old man behind me said something, but didn't say it!
- I understand the old man's feelings. - Right?
- This old man said something, but didn't say it... - He didn't say it behind me...
- He said something like that... - What!?
You're stupid!
- It's not like that! - What?
- He said something like that! - He said something like that...
It's not like that! I said it before, but...
I said it because I wanted you to stay with me for a long time!
- Oh... - So...
What? Are you forcing me?
It's not like that! You're asking me if it's not like that!
- Right... - It's not like that...
It's like a waterfall...
A waterfall is flowing!
There are rocks everywhere!
What are you doing with one way of saying it?
If you look closely at the people standing on the high rocks,
there is a woman standing on those high rocks.
Yes!
What!?
Yes!
There is a woman standing on those high rocks where people can't climb.
Yes!
What!?
There is a woman standing on those high rocks where people can't climb.
Yes!
What!?
There is a woman standing on those high rocks where people can't climb.
No!
He's handsome..
Yes!
First of all, what kind of explanation do you want me to give you?!
What?!
No, no...
What?!
Well, you know...
As you said earlier, you get attached.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the scariest thing.
It happens, doesn't it?
What?! You know, like a white snake or a fox...
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know what happens when you get attached to a white snake?
It's amazing!
What?!
It was like this for my classmate in high school.
During class, the teacher was drawing like this...
Even though you're sitting like this...
You jump!
I jump!
What is that?!
I don't know what you're talking about...
You jump like this...
You can't stop jumping...
It's not like you're attached to it or anything like that...
You said you were attached to it, didn't you?
My junior saw me while I was working.
Saw you what?
Saw you.
He saw me while I was working.
What's with you? You're a double, aren't you?
I heard you say that.
I saw you say it.
I heard you say it. Why am I a double?
Well, it seems like it, doesn't it?
You're attached to it.
That's cute.
What do you mean?
For example, there are people who drive cars.
When you're driving a car, you often see dogs and cats, and you feel sorry for them, but they pull you and you say "koro", don't you?
When you pass by one of them, you feel sorry for it and you say "animal spirits".
You feel sorry for it and it goes away.
For example, a dog.
It goes away.
There is, there is.
My friend.
He's attached to an African elephant.
You feel sorry for it, don't you?
You didn't know?
When you're driving on a road, you feel sorry for it and it pulls you and you say "koro", don't you?
Why do you feel sorry for it and it goes away?
Where were you driving?
Stockholm.
I was driving in Stockholm.
On a rainy day, I saw an African elephant pulling me and I felt sorry for it.
I got out of the car and I saw it.
It went away.
I talked to it for a while and it went away.
I didn't notice it.
My relative was attached to an African elephant.
The first train was running in the rain.
My wife looked at it and she saw an African elephant.
She quietly closed her eyes and got off the boat and went deep into the sea.
She was breathless and took off her pants and said, "It stinks! It stinks!"
Only she could laugh like that.
She said, "Let's go to the seawater bath."
Go home.
Yes, yes.
The next day, when she went to the kitchen, she was pushed down by a coral reef.
Let's go.
Yes, let's go.
Huh?
Let's go.
Father! Father! Father!
Father!
Don't look at me like that, father!
Yes, hello.
Hello.
It doesn't make sense, does it?
Yes, I'm looking for an assistant in a program.
Well, I'm wondering if the staff broadcast it on TV.
By the way, Yoi has cooled down.
What are you talking about?
You're a bad person.
Yoi has cooled down.
No, I haven't cooled down.
I don't know because you're wearing makeup, but if you remove your makeup, this area is cool, too.
Don't say stupid things like that.
Well, anyway, it's already the fifth time today.
I will use it later.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
It doesn't suit me at all here.
It's already time slipping in this qualifying.
Yes.
First of all, this person.
This person is a big fan of
Kurimoto Maki-chan.
This person, even though it's only been seen twice,
he still enjoys watching it.
It's fine because it's only the second time, but will you continue doing manzai?
Won't you run out of ideas?
That's the downside of downtown.
Even if you do it twenty or thirty times, you won't run out of ideas.
I believe in you. Keep up the good work!
What do you think about running out of ideas twenty or thirty times?
What do you think?
Thank you.
Even if you say "ideas", in the end it's up to me.
Right? I'm the only one who can't think of ideas.
Also, you hired an assistant, didn't you?
And you told me not to do things like this.
You told me to send you a picture.
Mr. Yoshida! Mr. Yoshida and Mr. Tomi! Can you send me a picture like this?
This one.
And you sent me a picture of me like this?
I don't know if you hate me or not.
Um...
Every time you think about it...
You're trying to cheer me up, aren't you?
Even if you say "this is the culprit's picture", there's no solution.
Have you ever been angry?
I haven't been angry recently, but I'm having a lot of fun every day.
No, really.
Why?
Your fashion has changed, too.
First of all, I'm from Tokyo, too.
Shut up!
I'm going back to Osaka tomorrow.
I don't feel like going back to Osaka anymore.
I feel like going to Kansai.
The intonation is different.
I feel like going to Kansai or going to Kansai.
Ah, there were many comments like that.
There are some difficult words in Osaka dialect.
How about an Osaka dialect course?
Ah, that kind of thing.
Our makeup artist said...
There's no dip like this.
There's a new one.
- A new one? - A new one.
And I took it and said, "Ah, this is a plate."
It's a plate. Can I use it?
Huh?
I know what 'sara' is.
If you say 'sara' here...
It's like 'cerioin'.
No! It's a plate!
The intonation is different, isn't it?
Look, 'sara'!
What I'm saying is 'sara'!
But 'cerioin' is also amazing these days...
What are you talking about?!
It's none of your business!
No, it's that the rescue power is amazing...
What are you talking about?
So, when my mother used up her rescue power, it went up...
You're lying!
Really? Is the rescue power that amazing?
That thing in front of you...
Yes!
What do you call it here?
'Monomorai'?
'Monomorai'!
No, it's not like that in Osaka...
You can't say 'monomorai' in Osaka!
Yes!
Osaka is 'mebachiko'!
Don't laugh!
Don't make fun of me!
'Mebachiko', you bastard!
If you say it like that, everyone will laugh!
How can you say it like that?!
Make fun of me!
'Mebachiko', you bastard!
You're funny!
I'm angry!
There are things like that...
For example, for the viewers...
'This kind of thing is common in Osaka', or...
'What do you call it like this?'
Things like that are common in Osaka...
So, well...
Maybe, or rather...
The Osaka lecture...
Why don't you give it a try?
Yes, let's do it!
'This kind of thing is like this', or...
'This is how you use it', or...
I'd like to give it a try.
You studied today, didn't you?
Yes!
What do you call 'monomorai'?
'Mebachiko'!
That's right!
You remembered it, didn't you?!
'Mebachiko'!
Go ahead!
'Mebachiko'!
Go ahead!
Well, then...
Everyone learned one thing about Osaka...
That's all for today!
Goodbye!
Well...
It's over.
How was it?
It was pretty good.
There were a lot of people who laughed a lot.
That's why...
There were a lot of people from the city hall.
It wasn't as funny as I usually think.
It's over.
Is it popular?
Well...
It's like that.
That's right.
By the way...
Have you been checking out?
What?
Oh, before tonight.
There were about four people who picked up.
About four people picked up.
That's good.
There were about four people who picked up.
There were a lot of people who picked up.
That's right.
About...
If it were those four people...
It would have been about 50,000 yen.
It's over.
I usually don't spend money, but...
Next time, let's go somewhere.
That's right.
Let's go together.
If we go together, we'll feel a little free.
That's right.
What do you mean?
I'm not used to it.
I'm not used to it at all.
I'm not used to it at all, but...
Oh, of course.
What?
Stop it.
Hahaha!
It's too funny!
Hahaha!
And...
Well...
And...
- I'm glad we met. - Likewise.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.