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It's cold.
What are you doing?
It's really cold.
You've been to Shinjuku, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
It's my first time.
Look at this.
It's selling like hot cakes in a bookshop.
It's true.
You were in it, too.
No, no, no.
I was in a soba shop.
Oh, I see.
This is the last episode of October.
The camera is shaking.
It's cold.
It's my first time here.
What is this?
Doesn't it look like a sea bream?
Look.
There's a shop over there.
It's amazing.
Look over there.
What is it?
BOYS MASSAGE PLAZA
Oh, I see.
I heard about it earlier.
It's a men's version of a soprano.
There are pictures of men and women.
You can choose.
Masato-kun, I brought it for you.
Eat it.
Thank you.
Go and buy it.
But I was surprised by the bookshop just now.
It's so...
Just now...
I had a crush on you.
Really?
It's definitely crazy.
We've finally gotten away from that creepy, scary area.
Vibram Theater is here!
This is today's venue.
This is a presentation by Vibram Theater.
You came out of nowhere and scared me!
There's usually a one question, you know!
You even opened the curtains for me!
Let's do our best for 30 minutes.
Is this your fourth time?
We'll do our best for this comedy show.
There's no better show in the world, you know.
There's no better show in the world.
There's a lot of bad news lately.
There's a lot of bad incidents.
Recently, there's been a funny incident where someone's stomach was stabbed.
You idiot!
It's not funny!
He's bleeding!
He held it in and talked for the rest of the time.
That's right.
That's amazing!
You want that power, don't you?
That's true.
Recently, there aren't many funny programs on TV.
The one I don't like in anime is "Sazae-san".
That's a little...
You idiot!
It's the manga I like the most in Japan.
That's right.
But it's a one-pattern movie.
I think "Katsuo" and "Hanasawa-san" will be done by next week.
Idiot!
I can't watch it anymore.
You were able to do it like a kid!
I wish "Nakajima" was more popular.
"Nakajima"?
It doesn't matter how popular it is.
You only play baseball every day.
There's no end to manga.
Really?
There's a lot of them.
We used to watch "Youkai Ningen Bemu" when we were kids.
That was funny!
There were three of them.
"Bemu", "Bera", "Bero".
That's right.
I don't know if they were family or not, but they traveled a lot.
They were "Youkai Ningen".
"Hanasawa" and "Bero" were really playful.
They were the most childish of kids.
That's right. They were friends with the local children.
They were really friendly.
When an accident happens, "Bero" transforms in front of his friends.
"Youkai Ningen".
When he transforms, his head looks like a butt.
Then he looks like "Kanshin Nikka Pokka".
He puts his hand in here and goes "beep".
That's right.
Then he goes "meow" and goes crazy.
And then you go back to your childhood again.
And you become a really scary guy.
And your child comes and swallows you.
And you say to your child, "I'm sorry, I was lying."
I'm not really human.
See! I knew it!
You've been a scumbag all along!
The one who's more of a scumbag is Bella!
Bella's a scumbag?
Bella's not a scumbag!
She's got that "moo moo" attitude.
She's a little body-con.
She's got a lot of red in her mouth.
And she always has a whip around her wrist.
She's got a bad habit.
Bella's habit.
Bella's whip hurts!
Anyone's whip hurts!
Did I do it?
Is your whip special?
You're kidding me, right?
The one I hated was the superman and the baroman.
Takeshi and Kentaro killed the baroman!
That's right, that's right.
They became one!
Don't you know?
The superman and the baroman.
You don't know?!
Wearing tights like these and naked like this!
That's right, that's right.
I was really mad about it.
You know, there's all kinds of demons, right?
Yeah.
So, there's Kukkubigeelge, Nogeelge...
Yagogeelge...
And there's a lot of others, but it can't be helped.
There's no choice for the baroman.
The one I hated the most was Kukkubigeelge.
Kukkubigeelge's title was so sad.
A demon Kukkubigeelge peeks out of a window.
It's not like it matters!
It's not like it matters if you get killed by a baroman for that!
It's just peeking out.
And the baroman's song.
That's what's funny about it.
You even say songs?!
Songs are funny too.
There are all kinds of songs out there, but songs without that many contents are rare.
The superman and the baroman's songs.
There's no way!
On a ma-ha-rod, pro-ro-ro-ro, pro-ro-ro-ro, pro- ro-ro-ro!
Isn't that the engine sound of a baroman's car called a ma-ha-rod?
Pro-ro-ro-ro!
I'll say it again.
Buttobasunda, gyungyungyung!
That's the song.
You're running so fast!
Majindorugeo, ru-ro-ru-ro-ro!
What kind of state is that?!
I'll beat you up! Zubabababam!
That was my fault.
You lost, didn't you?
I know.
But you enjoyed being fooled like that when you were a kid, didn't you?
Now that I think about it, kids are stupid when they're kids.
They're stupid. I don't know anything about that.
That's right. When you ask your parents about things you don't know, most of them think, "How is a baby born?"
It can't be helped.
Don't ask your parents about that.
You can't ask an old man about that.
A parent should not destroy a child's dream.
Hey, listen up.
I'm telling you something good.
A cockroach flew in from the north sky...
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I took a shot with a cockroach...
You're lying!
I'm telling you something good!
You took a shot with a cockroach?!
It was late at night.
When you think about it, a cockroach and you go to a love hotel for dinner.
I think about it?
That's right, that's right.
And when you're done, a cockroach stands in front of you and peels off your hair.
"When can we meet again?" said a cockroach.
"With a pet and cigarette," said a cockroach.
"Let's just do this." said a cockroach.
What kind of world is this?
Is it white?
Huh?
It's blue.
But everyone's decided it because of their childhood admiration.
There's certainly a lot of things now.
That's right, that's right.
A lot of people want to be baseball players.
There are a lot of baseball boys.
There are a lot of them, but they're naive.
Baseball players...
You know, players who play baseball...
Because you hate baseball...
You think you're just throwing balls and having fun, don't you?
There are people who want to do it...
But even if you play baseball...
It's amazing to go up to first place.
It's the same with golf and baseball, isn't it?
It's because you have a lot of balls.
And there are a lot of players who quit even in the middle of it.
Coach, I'm quitting baseball.
Okay, quit it.
Hey, wait a minute! Hey!
That's not right!
I'm quitting baseball!
Hey, stop it! Hey, it's practice!
Hey, if you're a coach, you have to stop me!
I'm quitting!
What are you doing?!
Okay, stop it!
What are you doing?!
I'm quitting baseball!
What are you doing?!
What is this?!
What are you doing?!
I told you to say 'gut' more!
You're so funny!
What is it?
Gut!
Why are you so funny?!
Because you make that 'alright, I'll do it' face!
Don't say 'gut'!
Director, I'm quitting baseball!
Gut!
What are you doing?!
You're so funny!
What is it?
Convince me!
What?
Convince me!
What is it, director?
Stop me!
Then you can say it in my dad's pajamas...
I'm telling you to stop me!
Why should I stop you and wear my dad's pajamas?!
Stop me!
I'm telling you to stop me!
So I'm convincing you...
Then say it and make me listen to you!
Say it and make me listen to you!
Make me listen to you!
Hey, Nat!
What stupid thing are you saying?!
This one!
You idiot!
I see.
Director, right?
What stupid thing are you saying?!
Look at that.
What's that?
That's my precious glove, which I've been working hard on for three years, starting with baseball.
If you put it out, you'll lose your legs.
That's not the problem!
Wait!
If you don't put out the glove, you won't feel it!
I'm going to quit flying, you guys!
This is meat!
Stop it properly!
What? I got it.
There are different ways of stopping it!
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do about it?
There are painful and sad things!
In such a case, take off your shoes!
Here...
Take off your shoes!
I want to quit...
Take off your shoes!
I want to quit baseball...
I want to quit baseball, so...
Take off your shoes!
You're telling me to take off my shoes...
What's going to happen if I do?
What?
Here, you can have one...
What are you talking about?
If you say it like that, anyone can do it!
Anyone can do it?
You're a good-for-nothing!
There's a way of persuading people if you watch it on TV!
Like a youth drama?
Yes!
No!
What are you talking about?
Look at the sun.
That's right.
Huh?
That's what you're telling me to do.
Huh?
I'm telling you.
Look at the sun.
That's right.
More.
Huh? What?
Hey, more quickly!
Hamada!
Yes!
Look at the sun!
Yes!
Look more closely!
Yes!
If you mix it up, you'll be in trouble.
Ah, my head hurts.
It's been a while since we did this.
Yeah, it's been a while.
How long have you been doing this? About ten minutes?
You haven't done it for ten minutes?
No, um...
Before we went to the baseball game...
Just before, I'd already done it for five minutes.
Wow, what's up with you?
What's up with you?!
I wasn't listening at all, but you scared me!
Hey, are you going to be eaten by the staff?
No, you tell me.
Hey, we didn't know about that!
He suddenly came out of nowhere!
It's the staff's doing, right?
They say it's on TV...
Ah!
It doesn't make any sense!
What's up with you...
No, it did rain last week.
The assistant came out of nowhere, and you showed up!
You tricked me!
I've been sitting with my make-up artist for a while now...
Oh, really?
My make-up artist has a really exotic face...
Let's go with this one.
This person is amazing!
He's from Matsudo.
Kamizawa Misako-san.
She's twenty-three years old.
Please put in about three people.
What does that mean? It doesn't mean anything bad...
I'm embarrassed...
Please put in about three people.
I like you, Hamada-chan.
That "what the hell is that?"
What does "what the hell is that?" mean?
It means "what the hell is that?!"
That's good. And your dim eyes and cute lower lips.
I like you a lot.
Let's play together next time.
I'm sorry.
I also think this harsh comment of Hamada-chan...
What do you think about it?
I'd like you to soften it up a little more.
The other day, when we were competing against each other...
Satomi Kotaro-san said...
What the hell is that?!
Satomi Kotaro-san said...
What the hell is that?!
That's not it.
It's not?
I'm getting excited from the side.
Why?!
Please stop it.
I still have some amateur spirit left in me.
Oh, you do?
I'd like you to look at me carefully.
Even when Kazama Morio-san is walking towards me...
What the hell is that?!
That's right!
Shall we ask why?
Stop it, will you?
Tatomi...
Stop it, will you?
Tatomi Godano didn't make it to the finals in the show competition, you know?
One of the other shows didn't make it to the finals, and we said we'd cheer for which show would win,
and we cheered for that show, 'Eight Hundred Nights Dream Diary'!
But three times in a row, Kou-chan made a mistake...
Kou-chan!
He made a mistake and went over there...
He was pushed back.
That's not good, you know?!
But when Kou-chan was reading the questions, he was just standing there like this...
From the side like this...
From when you were reading the questions, you should have put your hand on the button!
Stop it!
Kou-chan, don't be scared.
Bang!
Don't be in a hurry!
You have to push it!
Bang!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Stop it!
I'd like you to play it a little more.
Really?
You know, I've mentioned it before,
but you know, in this show,
you often raise your hand.
You're amazing!
You hit me so hard!
Well, it doesn't hurt that much,
but you hit me so hard that I don't know what you're talking about!
You don't say that much, do you?
Of course I don't!
Of course you don't!
You're so good at this show in Osaka!
You know, I was so angry on that show in Osaka,
and I wanted to hit Matsumoto on my way home,
but Matsumoto looked like this and looked like he was going to break me,
so I was so angry that I hit him in the back,
and he kicked me in the neck!
It must have been so angry!
Even without me, it must have been so angry!
Buchya! Tsubao!
He went in so deep and kicked me,
so I got so angry and kicked him in the back,
and I fell and hit his head in the back.
I don't know about that,
but if you're angry about it, you can't continue doing it.
I've been angry at you for a long time.
Wait a minute!
I'm serious, I'm serious!
There are a lot of people who are angry,
even if you're just walking down the street.
That's why you should be angry on a show,
you know, you should be angry!
You shouldn't even be angry!
Yeah, yeah.
Next time, don't get mad at me at the airport!
Yeah.
You know, at the airport,
they sell sandwiches and stuff like that,
right?
Yeah.
Before you come in,
mineste...
Minestro.
Minestre.
"Minestrone." "Minestrone?" "Yeah." "There's like a hot soup in there."
And I want to eat it, but I can't.
And I try to eat it with the hot soup,
and an old man comes in and says, 'Hey, give me a sandwich!'
And it hits me,
and the minestrone hits my hand,
and I'm like, 'Ouch!'
"That's..." "That's got to happen."
And I'm like, 'Ouch!'
And all over the airport,
the Osaka area is like, 'Ouch!'
And I'm like, 'Ouch!'
See, that's hot!
Half of it's hot!
And then I make it...
Like Italians
And what does it smell like?
What do we smell like?
I...
Tairs...
I'm surprised also.
There are lots of people from all over the world I think.
I don't see much of that in Tokyo.
In Tokyo, alone...
I'm unable to move!
Really?
On a train!
And you know, there are lots of them!
When you get off at this station, you want to get out of the police station quickly, don't you?
More and more people are bumping into you.
One of them hit me hard and hit me hard.
Who are you?
"Who are you?" I said.
The old man looked at me and said...
Well, you know, you're a really bad guy.
Well, I remember it. I remember it. I remember it.
Well, back when we debuted...
Back when we debuted...
You don't have to say it until it melts.
Back when we debuted, we were riding in a car in Osaka.
Well, when the TV started coming out little by little...
Well, well...
That's right. It was about time a hundred people noticed it or not.
Well...
We were riding in a car in Midosuji.
When we stopped at a traffic light...
A kind-looking old man like a salaryman looked at me and laughed like this.
In other words, he looked me in the eye and said...
Oh, it's downtown.
And then he looked at me and laughed like this.
This guy...
Who do you think you're talking to?!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Three times!
Ow! Five times!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
You're getting on my nerves!
Hey, seriously, let's not do that kind of thing.
Let's be warmer and more like Kin-chan.
What are you going to do if you get angry about something like that?
I was angry about something like that in Osaka too.
I was wrong and got fooled.
That's really annoying!
That's true, but you can't help it if you don't put up with it.
I have something I want to tell you all today.
What is it?
I don't really want to say it on TV, but...
Downtown released a record.
I see.
You idiot!
It's their first single, but they released a CD with five songs before.
That's right, they did.
And in October...
Get out of here!
If you ask me "Do you have it?" and I say "No, it's sold out."
You'd say "Oh my, oh my, oh my."
Don't you have anything you want to say?
- Well... - Yes.
- It's over. - It's over.
- Well, you know... - Yes.
- As you said before... - Yes.
- I'd like to hear more stories like this. - Yes, yes.
- I think we can ask some questions, right? - Yes.
- Yes.
- It's only the first episode. - Yes.
- Well... - I heard that something like this happened, but it was a classic.
- Well, that's good. - Yes.
- Finally... - A girl appeared today.
- She did. I was surprised. - She's amazing.
- It was really "nick". - It was "nick", wasn't it?
- It was "nick", wasn't it?
- You know, we haven't talked about age restrictions lately. - Oh, that's right.
- What age should we set? - How old should we set it?
- Yes. - What should we do?
- Well, this episode is live, so... - Yes.
- Well... - We can do our best.
- I guess we can't do that.
- Well, it's October... - What age are you? How old are you?
- What's your "strike zone"? - What do you mean "strike zone"?
- What kind of question is that? - I'm an assistant of the band.
- Well, I'm about 15 years old in "strike zone".
- It's not that kind of question. - Oh, I see.
- Well, I guess you're over 18. - Over 18.
- How old are you? - I'm 18.
- How old are you? - Well, you're not that old.
- I guess you're not that old. - Well, I'm not that old, so I don't know much about it.
- Well, you don't know much about it. You're an assistant of "strike zone".
- Let's say you're about 18. - I'm about 20.
- Let's say you're about 30. - I'm about 30.
- You're a movie fanatic. - I'm an assistant of "strike zone".
- From 18 years old... - 30 years old.
- That's a wide range of age.
- From 18 years old to 30 years old. - You're calling me "grandmother" now.
- From 18 years old to 30 years old. - Yeah.
- It's a little off, but it's still about 45 years old. - From 45 years old to 50 years old.
- It's still the same next week. - It's still the same next week.
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