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You go to various places, don't you?
Good afternoon. Good evening.
Today we are at Azabu Shopping Street.
There are many foreigners here.
There are quite a lot of them.
I'm good at English.
Let's talk to them.
Good afternoon! No, you're wrong.
I'm good at English, but I can't speak English.
No, you can't.
As a host of a program, I think I'm good at English.
Can you speak more?
How about senbei?
Oh!
Tanuki?
Oh, you're grilling them here, aren't you?
That's right. We're grilling them here.
Oh, this is your father.
Yes, that's right.
This is your father, Mr. Cameraman.
That man.
Yes.
Is he dead now?
No, he's still alive.
Asaka Yui is next to you, isn't she?
Yes, Asaka Yui is dead.
Oh, I see.
She was taught how to make senbei in a drama.
I see.
Oh, I see.
Who are you talking about?
Huh?
Otakus.
Otakus?
Who are you talking about?
We're B-21.
And we're taking a break today.
Shin is on a break now.
Yes.
I'm Hiromi.
Yes.
Wow, I can't break a single one of them.
What are you doing?
Mr. Cameraman, you should stop it.
Oh, it's falling.
The container is here.
Well, let's see the venue.
Well, let's do our best today, too.
I wonder what kind of stage it is.
It's still down there?
Wow.
I'm taking you down there and you're all carrying bags.
Is there such a staff?
It's still...
It's still down there!
Wow!
Is it okay?
It's scary.
I'm afraid my acquaintance will meet me and surprise me down there.
Stage?
Container!
Wow!
This is the stage for today.
Well, this is...
It's a little brighter now, isn't it?
I'm happy.
It's the first time for me to be pulled by a tachiron in this program.
It's never happened before.
Today, I'd like to show you this stage from the container.
Please watch it until the end.
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Good evening, everyone.
Today, we will study with you...
the words...
"a"!
Let's study about them.
Well, "a" can mean many things.
But we don't know anything about "a".
Let me introduce you...
a professor who studies "a".
Here he is.
Professor Ueyara of Yoyogi University.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming today.
I am pleased to present you with the results of my research.
Thank you for coming today.
First of all, Professor Ueyara, please read out "ah" when you remember it.
Ah
Thank you for reading it out.
Next, Professor Ueyara, please read out "ah" when you are thinking and someone stops you.
Professor...
Professor... Ah, you were already thinking!
Next, Professor Ueyara, please read out "ah" when you say "I see, I see".
Ah
Thank you for reading it out.
Professor...
Isn't it strange? Isn't it strange?
Ah
"Ah"?
I see.
Isn't it strange? It is correct!
Ah
"Ah"?
"Ah"!
Next, Professor Ueyara, please read out "ah" when you fall from a high place.
"Ah"!
Next, Professor Ueyara, please read out "ah" when you fall from a high place and hit your tongue hard.
"Ah"!
"Ah" when you fall from a high place.
It hasn't fallen, has it?
It has fallen!
"Ah"!
Next, Professor Ueyara, please read out "ah" when you drink something.
Everyone, please quietly put your ears together and look at something.
Ah
Thank you.
Professor!
I'm sorry, but it's already time.
Ah
That's also included, isn't it?
Next...
Thank you, I'm sorry.
Thank you, Professor.
Good evening, everyone.
Today...
Let's think together about "me".
Now, let me introduce you.
"Me", researcher...
Akasaka Mitsuke-sensei, please!
What's wrong?
Well then, Sensei...
Let's show everyone the results of your research!
First of all...
When you remember...
"Me"...
Sensei...
I'm sorry...
It's already time...
"Me"...
I'm sorry...
Good evening, everyone.
No, you can stay calm for now.
Today...
Let's think together about "the Philippines".
Now, let me introduce you.
"The Philippines", researcher...
Shinjuku Gyonen-sensei, please!
Thank you, Sensei!
Today...
I'd like to show you...
my research and achievements!
First of all...
When I remembered...
Philippines!
I'm sorry!
Sensei!
It's almost time!
Philippines!
I'm so sorry!
Well, everyone on TV...
Next week...
I'll talk about "re-research"...
with Professor Tama Prado!
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
Well...
I didn't have any reason to change it...
I should have just said it...
Yes, well, you know...
Yes, today...
Yes...
Somehow, you know...
I feel like my face is getting worse...
Somehow, it's strange...
Why?
Somehow, you're doing it...
It's ridiculous!
You're doing it, but it's ridiculous!
Look at it! How ridiculous it is!
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
What are you saying? It's Philippines!
It's ridiculous...
Because, you know...
In my head...
There's another me...
When I do that story...
Yes...
You know...
When I say "researcher of Philippines"...
When I think of "Philippines"...
When I hear it...
Another me says...
Impossible! Impossible!
When I say it like that...
It makes me laugh!
No one says "impossible"!
No, really...
No, today...
The story was a little short...
That's right!
Yes...
It's been a while...
Yes, really...
Today...
The number of guests is a little less than usual...
Yes...
Isn't it good?
You always say that...
In this program, if you ask me what is wrong, it's that there is no woman's spirit at all.
Yes.
For example, even a microphone.
Yes, yes, yes.
A woman like this can speak loudly, can't she?
She is like this.
She is like a rubber of utopia.
She is like this.
You are also a foul, aren't you?
She is like this.
For example, hiring an assistant.
Hiring an assistant is good, isn't it?
Shall we hire one?
Yes.
Well, one who hasn't gone home at all.
I like that kind of person.
One who always goes out.
One who always walks around with a sleeping bag.
That kind of person is good.
You.
It's wrong to use it only for this purpose.
It's your idea.
An assistant.
A woman is good, too.
But a man who wears rubber shoes like this and comes like this.
She is holding a microphone.
She is writing a letter.
Yes.
Right?
She is good.
It's late at night like this.
Well, Nonaka Ariko-san.
Ikuko-san.
She is nineteen years old, isn't she?
Yes.
Do you two have a bad relationship with B-21 special?
She is asking like this, too.
Yes.
Do you like either Ucchan Nanchan or B-21 special?
I don't like either of them.
I see.
You both work together, don't you?
Yes, we both work with B-21 special.
I see.
You work together from one o'clock, don't you?
Yes.
We work together from seven or eight o'clock.
In one hour.
We work together on Golden Time's national network.
It's amazing.
I work on "Japan's old stories".
I work on "Quiz Derby", too.
You are strong.
I can't win.
I found something like "four people hope" in your letter.
You hope for many people, don't you?
Yes.
You said "I want to go there no matter what".
You wrote it with a highlighter pen.
"I want to go there no matter what".
"Four people hope".
"If impossible, two people".
What are you talking about?
Cut it out!
I lost my temper for a moment.
If you write it like that, people will say it's not good.
"If impossible, two people".
That was funny.
When I watched the news program "Mirror",
"Shin" was written as "shin" and "gaki tsukai" was written as "kid servant".
"kid servant"? What kind of program is that?
You're so arrogant!
Let's give them a lot of advice!
We have to do this and do that!
Then, let's do "fantasy" like this.
What is "fantasy"?!
What's a "fantasy" like this?
This is indeed bad.
This is...
We don't really watch it.
People say "let's have a short break and watch something".
If it's a long program.
Yes, yes.
We want to make it easier for people to say.
Downtown is rough.
No, it's not!
Downtown...
Where are you going to show off?
Seriously!
Seriously, Arai!
On the radio and live,
it's downtown where jokes and extreme statements stand out,
but I don't think you can convey
their funniness on regular TV.
Since we're doing a show in the middle of the night,
we're looking forward to jokes that will make you laugh.
You like it right away?!
It's only the beginning!
This kind of statement...
It's late at night, so you're allowed to laugh a little.
How late do you want me to laugh?
Hmm...
If it's a joke...
How about "kintama" (gold ball)
"kintama" (gold ball)
From now on, when you talk you put "kintama" under your mouth.
How about "kintama" (gold ball)
Like Hana no Oendan's "misuzu" (missed call)
I don't know what you're saying!
Have you gotten used to Tokyo yet?
I don't think I can get used to it, but the distance between Tokyo and Osaka is really tough.
When you come from Osaka to Tokyo, there are only two ways, right?
Take the Shinkansen or take the plane.
I don't like either of them, so I don't know what to do.
What are you saying?
I don't like planes...
Which is better? Which is better?
Airplanes or Shinkansen?
But Shinkansen is better.
That's right.
It's easier.
Airplanes are no good.
Shinkansen is slow, but if you have someone next to you or behind you, it's three hours of work.
There are annoying people.
Monkey family.
Stupid family.
There are two people lined up like this.
And next to them is a seat for you and your wife.
And I think your mother-in-law is an old woman.
An old woman.
An old woman and two kids.
Those kids...
When I think about it...
That's right, that's right.
What is that?
I've been thinking about it for three hours.
Me and Matsumoto have been talking about it for a long time.
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but I can't think of anything.
Stupid family.
You don't have to say it.
Ouch!
You know...
You like planes, don't you?
Why?
Why don't you ride a Shinkansen?
I'm riding a Shinkansen.
Oh, I love my grandmother.
I have a father and a mother.
I even have an ice cream in front of me.
I'm so angry with them.
It was amazing, really.
When my parents said something,
my grandmother said,
Don't bother me. Just be quiet.
But before I said that, she hit me.
Maybe it's because of my hair.
She said, "Be quiet."
Maybe it's because of my face.
She said, "Be quiet."
I'm telling you,
on a Friday,
everyone rides a green Shinkansen too much.
That's right.
In the past, you couldn't ride a green Shinkansen.
Now you can finally ride one.
Bye.
You eat a lot, don't you, Shinkansen guys and kids?
Well, I've been riding from Tokyo for three hours and still haven't eaten anything.
Now that I'm older, I'm a little bigger.
You're not getting bigger.
Your voice is getting hoarse.
What do you want to eat?
What do you want to eat? Ice cream? Eel?
What's wrong with you? You don't say a word.
You always look at me like I'm an idiot.
You don't look like an idiot.
But, you know, airplanes are scary.
No matter how noisy it is, Shinkansen guys are better than airplanes.
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared.
Why do you say "ha-ha" when you're just shaking a little?
Because as soon as I get in, I'm determined to fall.
I think it's impossible.
I know you're scared when you get in, but when you say "have a good day," you look like that in your belly.
You know, when you're riding with your family, you say "Mom, I want to eat the candy we ate earlier."
And then you say "Have a good day."
And you're always like, "Will it work?"
Why do you think like that when you're riding?
You know, you ride a truck on the Shinkansen.
You know, there are two trucks.
But you don't ride in front of them.
Why?
When you ride in front of them, you can't see the pilot's face.
Oh, I remember Yasui-san.
He got in a truck and the pilot yawned.
He got in the cockpit and started acting.
Wow, that's terrible!
You yawned and didn't yawn at all!
You don't know how I feel!
You know, when you get in a truck and you can't see the pilot's face, it's nice.
Why?
You know, when you're riding in front of a pilot, you can't feel safe.
You know, when you're in a tight spot...
You know, when you're in a tight spot and you look like you're about to hit something...
You know, you look like you're about to hit something...
I don't know if it's okay to say it like that...
I'll tell you about the pilot who got in front of me...
Keishi Takamiya!
I'm afraid of him.
You know, it can't be helped.
You know, we can't help it if we get used to him.
We can't help it if we get used to him.
What about the food?
The food?
I say that Osaka's food is good and this place's food isn't so good...
but I don't think that's the case.
Really?
I don't think Osaka's food is that good.
- Have you ever been to Tokyo? - No.
- What was it like? - Monja!
You scared me! Monja!
It was like a piece of iron plate!
And you ate it like it was delicious!
You guys! You guys!
This is a little...
Why are you saying such little things?
Well, you know, it's kind of sticky!
If you like it, it's going to be hard!
It's going to be crunchy!
It's going to be messy!
It's like...
I don't know what to say!
It's like...
I don't know what to say!
It's like a country you want to eat in!
Yeah, it's not like that!
I had a friend who was in North Korea.
Yeah.
You know, in the lower city.
Whatever!
I had a friend in Tokyo who was in North Korea.
When did you have a friend in North Korea?
What?
Don't say nonsense!
Even if I get beaten up, I won't move my face!
But people in Tokyo are curious about natto.
Oh, you like natto?
Everyone likes it, right?
You hate it, don't you?
Oh, well, there are people like that.
But people in Osaka definitely don't accept natto.
There's nothing you can't eat, right?
Yeah.
Well, I don't know...
If you like it or not, you can eat it.
I don't think so.
That smell...
I mean, that smell...
That smell of natto is like my dad's feet!
You won't get eaten!
From now on!
What did you smell like your dad's feet?
Dad's feet!
When I got home, I was sitting around there, and it smelled bad!
Do you know?
My dad smells bad!
He's from North Korea!
He smells bad!
Next week, tell me where he is!
Last week, when I got home, I was lying in front of the theater, and everyone in my family smelled bad!
I'm serious!
I took off my pants and put on my pajamas, and when I took off my pants, my dad was there!
I'm serious!
What's wrong with you?!
My dad was there, too!
He gave me a big hug!
No, I'm serious.
There's a lot of stuff, though...
Today is farewell.
Like I said earlier, will we do something like this?
Will we do something like that?
Thank you!
I'll say thank you to my assistant!
If you want to be like them, you have to add your own face.
Just your face?
Just your face.
My face is cute, but I can't do something stupid like this.
Your face is cute, but overall you're a big guy.
That's painful too.
Your face is cute, but overall you're a big guy.
What's wrong with you?
We're looking forward to your comments.
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Good evening.
It's over.
How was it today?
Huh?
How was it today?
What do you mean?
I thought it would be interesting to interact with various people before high school.
That's right.
However, if there are no people all of a sudden, it will be a mess all of a sudden.
I want to walk in a place where there are no people all of a sudden.
It depends on the place.
That's right.
That's why we do it in various places.
In that sense, we can meet various people in various places.
That's right.
There is such a point, so I think it's good.
When I came here today, there was a car, right?
Yes.
What is it like?
Isn't it good?
If it's like that.
Yes, it's better than that.
Osaka's failure will never happen again.
It's a month of manzai and you dig up paper and tape.
There was a man, right?
There was only one man in the middle.
It's funny to say that only that person knew.
It's funny to say that only men know, but in that sense, it's quite interesting.
I want to go there next week.
I want to go there.
I've heard about the place, but I've never been there before.
Right?
I'm talking about men and women right now, but I don't think it's private.
It's a place like that.
That's why I won't forget my mask next week.
If you go suddenly, it hurts, right?
Then you have to apply it.
But I'm already pretty worn out.
Don't you need a mask?
I don't need it.
You don't need it.
Then I don't need it either.
How was it at first?
At first it wasn't like that, but...
It's a bit serious.
It's not serious.
There are various opinions.
I think that's why we meet here.
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