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Who is the new half in this group?
Do you know who it is?
There is only one person who is not in politics in this group.
Do you know who it is?
Also, beautiful new half Koirita chose Atsushi to break up with her.
Why can't I be popular in Thailand?
It's because you're making a fool of yourself.
And also,
Barry and Nishiko
are in a smart competition.
Go!
However, an emergency occurs.
I can do it with my glasses!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Thank you very much.
Seriously?
What happened to you?
Let's bring in our guest of the week.
Our guest of the week is...
Our guest of the year is...
Big Bang's V.I. and Mizuno Yoshiko!
Mr. V.I., you did it!
That was V.I.'s instruction earlier.
We're going to be like Hollywood stars, so we're going to be like a group and chase each other!
It's not chasing seriously!
That's right, in a variety show, the moment you appear is the most important, isn't it?
It's important!
You're talking like you're speaking a foreign language!
You're really good!
What did you do just now?!
I was wondering if you couldn't talk more, but you can talk at all!
Yesterday, I was doing a variety show, and young people kept appearing!
They kept appearing!
These three guests and regular members will first see...
...New Half!
The staff went to...
...Thai!
Walking in the city, one of the women looks like a New Half out of eleven people!
Here in Thai, they searched for a New Half!
That method is...
Are you a New Half?
They asked the woman on the road.
Then...
Are you a New Half?
That's right.
Really?!
Yes, I am.
I'm a New Half.
They were able to meet quite a few beautiful New Halves!
She's so beautiful!
She's cute!
She's a New Half!
These eight girls met in Thailand.
Is she a New Half or not?
Oh, it's hard!
Question one.
The first one is...
This woman found at a resort in Bangkok, Sataya Beach.
Oh, she's cute!
She's big!
If you think this woman is a New Half, you're right.
If you think she's not a New Half, you're wrong.
Which one is it?
If you think she's a New Half, you're right.
If you think she's not a New Half, you're wrong.
Please answer.
Manda, you're right.
Kashiwagi is...
wrong!
Manda, why is it wrong?
Somehow, her jaw line and nose line...
made me think she's a New Half.
Was she like a New Half?
Kashiwagi is wrong.
What would you do if you were a boy?
She's a beautiful New Half.
Let's move on. Here is the answer.
Here is the answer.
I am...
a New Half.
No, not yet.
I am.
This is Non On san, 25 years old.
Her job is a dancer.
By the way, this is what On san looked like when she was a boy.
She is currently in a long-distance relationship with On san, who is currently studying in London.
The second person is this woman she found in a cafe in North Pattaya.
If you think this woman is a New Half, you're right.
If you think she's not a New Half, you're wrong.
Now, which one is it?
Now, what do you think?
Is it right or wrong? Please answer.
Both of you...
It's right.
Yes, it's right.
Don't copy me!
Why do you think it's right?
Well...
It's true that a man is a man.
But if you look at each other in the eye, you can tell, right?
Are you a man or a woman?
Are you that confident?
I'm confident.
Please show us the correct answer.
Now for the correct answer.
I am not a New Half.
Yes!
This is Luke Padd, 26 years old, who helps with the family's construction.
By the way, this is what Padd looked like when he was a boy.
He's so handsome!
Both teams are correct!
Question number three.
The third woman was found in Bangkok's downtown, Bangkapi District.
Time's up!
If you think this woman is a New Half, you're wrong.
If you think she's not a New Half, you're right.
Which one is it?
It's difficult.
She looks like a New Half.
If you think she's a woman, you're right.
Let's see the answer.
Time's up!
Mitsura-san is wrong.
Okura-mochi is also wrong.
Okura-mochi, why are you wrong?
When I saw her knees, I thought she was a woman.
Was she small?
Yes, her knees were small.
I don't think she was perfectly made up.
I thought she was a woman because of her naturalness.
Mitsura-san.
She's a New Half.
Is that really true?
She's a New Half.
She's a New Half times three.
Let's see the answer.
I'm a New Half.
I'm not a New Half.
Mitsura-san is 22 years old.
She's studying Management at a university in Tokyo.
Since she was born, her heart and body are female.
It's about whether it's natural or not.
The fourth one is found in Ramkamhen, a student's city.
If you think this woman is a new half, you're right.
If you think she's not a new half, you're wrong.
Now, which one is it?
If you think she's a new half, you're right.
If you think she's not a new half, you're wrong.
If you look at her ankles, you can see that she's a new half.
I don't know the answer, but I think she's a new half.
You can see her knees, too.
One of you is a new half.
No, it's not a logic.
It's not a logic!
Her knees were firm.
There are women like that, too.
There aren't many, are there?
It's more like a man's DNA says he wants her.
That's what most men want.
That means she's a woman.
I see.
I don't feel like I want a man.
If you're wrong, your instincts will start to shake.
Does that mean you're a new half now?
I see.
It's true that my wife's knees were firm.
She'll get mad at me.
Here's the correct answer.
I'm a new half.
That's a nice voice.
I'm a woman.
I can't hide my knees anymore.
This is Dawn Newsom.
She's 19 years old and majoring in journalism at university.
She's cute, though.
By the way, her body is still a man's.
Team AKB is correct!
If you're a new half, you're stupid. Did you still want her in the early stages of your career?
You wanted her, didn't you?
Even though I knew it, I still wanted her!
I wanted her no matter what!
Fifth question.
The fifth one is about this woman found near Emerald Garden.
Look, her knees are hidden.
Her knees are hidden!
If you think this woman is a new half...
Her knees are hidden!
If you think she's not a new half...
This is hard!
Which one is it?
She's a good woman.
This is difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
Now, press the button and answer.
Go ahead!
This is a gamble.
Oh, she broke it.
She broke it!
The three of them are fake.
Amanda-san, fake!
Somehow...
I didn't want her either.
You wanted her?
Amanda-san, you wanted her?
This is complicated!
Even though you think she's a woman...
Amanda-san, you wanted her?
When it comes to this...
At last...
That kind of doubt comes up.
Which one is it?
The three of them are fake.
It's quite natural.
But...
I hid my knees for a moment and looked at her hands.
Her hands?
Her hands like this?
Her hands are...
Thick?
Yes, thick.
Thick.
Her thumbs are a little big.
Her thumbs are big.
Here's the correct part.
Go ahead!
Here's the correct part.
I am Niohane.
Her voice...
It's "desu", right?
"Desu".
This is Fu Tooi-san, 24 years old, who is currently working.
This is what Tooi-san looked like when she was a boy.
That's right!
What's the use of all of you looking at me like that?
Looking at their ankles, knees and hands, it's obvious that they are somehow a new half.
So we'll change the rules a little bit!
Now that we know you can see through us, Yusuke, we won't look at your hands or knees anymore.
We want you to answer only with your upper body.
So from now on, only with your upper body, we'll see if you're a new half or not!
The sixth one!
The sixth one is this person!
Wow, this is hard!
This person!
If you think you're a new half, press "gas" if you don't think you're a new half!
Wow!
Gachi
"Kashiwagi" is "Gasei"
Kashiwagi
I thought her neck looked like a woman's neck.
She's thin!
I thought she was thin, but that's it.
I see. "Buyai"
She was holding her neck like this.
Is she holding her fist like this?
Yes, like this.
In this picture?
Is she holding it like this?
Yes, with this smile!
Can you imagine her holding her fist like this with this expression?
I'm sure she's been holding it like this.
Really?
Yes!
Now for the correct answer!
I am...
a new half!
This is a 22-year-old man who studied design at university.
This is what he looked like when he was a boy.
Time's up!
He was holding it like this!
One more time!
Look! Look! Look!
He's holding it!
Well done, V.I.!
Question number seven.
The seventh person is this person.
If you think it's "new half", press "gachi". If you don't think so, press "gase". Go ahead!
Wow!
"gachi gachi"?
"gachi gachi".
"gachi gachi"?
"gachi gachi".
Yoshimura.
I think the depth of his hair looks like a man's.
I don't know.
For women, there's a little bit of hair here and there.
Ah, I see! So that's what it is!
But for men, there's a lot of hair here and there.
So it looks like a man's forehead.
Now, which one is the correct answer? Take a look!
Go ahead!
Now, the correct answer is...
Mine is "new half".
Huh?!
His voice is so cute!
No, it's not!
It's not?!
She's 22 years old and studying Thai culture at university.
Since she was born, her heart and body are all girls.
Yoshimura is correct!
You're a girl's generation!
How rude!
How rude of you, Manda-san!
Poor thing. What are you going to do?
The current girls' generation has a lot of heart!
The girls' generation has a lot of heart!
Question 8!
The eighth person is this person!
Wow, it's beautiful!
Wow, it's difficult!
Wow, this is a good line!
If you think it's New Half, it's Gachi. If you don't think so, please answer with Gase.
Go ahead!
Gachi and Gachi...
Kitara!
The New Half that have appeared so far, don't they all have white skin?
It's an image, but don't they have similar skin textures?
Like New Half's special skin texture.
I thought New Half's skin texture was similar.
Now, one person.
It's beautiful, but there's still a one-pack feeling left in my eyes.
One-pack?
One-pack feeling.
One-pack feeling?
It's called "one-pack" in America.
There's still a one-pack feeling in my eyes.
What are you saying?
One-pack feeling.
It's a boy's eyes, isn't it?
Oh, really?
Let's go.
Here is the correct answer.
Go ahead!
Now, the correct answer is...
For me, it's New Half.
This is...
It's beautiful.
It is.
This is Noh Goh-san, 19 years old.
He studied mathematics at a university in the city...
He's cute, though.
...and he wants to become a university professor in the future.
Good job!
You're the best!
The next question is...
New Half's Favourite Type
In this interview, we met these 20 new halves.
They seem more like girls than girls.
What kind of men are their types?
So we asked them these questions.
Among these 6 men in the studio today...
Who do you want to make your lover?
Among these men, who do you want to make your lover?
I don't know the answer.
Wait a minute.
There are 3 men.
It's okay if you think of me as a man.
But the theme of that photo was...
Let's take a new half-like photo.
It's true that we fight with this.
But we can't lose to this.
If we lose, what should we do?
Big Bang is active in Thailand too?
Of course in Thailand and Asia too.
That's not good.
Thai people might know my name Big Bang, but they don't know my face.
Of course they know you Big Bang!
Kekita Hitori-san's photo is very refreshing.
Refreshing, right?
Refreshing isn't good, right?
But for me, Kamini-san's photo is a little...
I think for Thai people, it's better to have a little tan.
Isn't it the opposite? Do you like people with white skin?
Yoshimura-san's photo...
The color is...
It's too white for me, I can see your blue beard.
Do you like this photo?
I'm sorry, Atsushi-san's name is Big Bang.
I don't care about it.
I don't think I'll be chosen.
I don't think I'll be reunited.
I think it's a subtle position.
Atsushi predicted that he wouldn't be first or reunited.
However!
Paran's results will change Atsushi's predictions!
But! Before that, each team's predictions!
One team is...
One band!
The AKB team is...
Kamini-san!
Please forgive me!
Kamini-san is predicted to be first!
The AKB team is predicted to be first!
We asked 20 Thai beauties.
Who do you want to be your girlfriend?
This person has a physiological problem.
I knew it.
Why do you think so?
He seems very strong, so I think he will help me if something happens.
I see.
I like him.
I think he is strong.
I like him.
Why do you think so?
He seems mischievous and sexy.
I think he is the weakest of all.
He is not weak.
Because he is a new love, isn't he?
I like him.
He is very unique.
On the other hand, I don't like him.
He seems to be nervous because of his prejudice.
I don't think I can be happy with him.
By the way, is he a man?
He is a man.
If he is a man, he will understand our feelings.
I like him.
He has a tough expression, but I can see his kindness in his eyes.
I like him the most.
He has a wonderful smile.
It's difficult.
V.I. and Kamiji are in a match race.
Finally, one of them will be eliminated.
Who do you want to eliminate?
I like him.
If I were him, I would follow him.
So, V.I. is the one that they want to eliminate the most.
By the way, as you may have noticed, V.I. has zero votes.
Let's listen to what they have to say.
He doesn't have a good face, so I don't think he is attractive.
He has wrinkles all over his face.
I'm sure he likes girls.
I don't think you can tell by his face.
The other five members have serious faces.
Why do you look like you're having fun?
And with that, both teams are correct!
Don't make a fool of yourself!
I'm not making a fool of myself!
With my most serious expression, I said "Let me take a delicate photo of you!"
And you told me "Don't stick out your teeth!"
And I took the photo!
You're making a fool of yourself!
With just this face, I don't know if you like girls or not!
I think you know that!
I don't know!
It's unfair!
I don't want this photo!
I want to challenge you one more time!
You're desperate!
No, I'm not!
Because I'm a model!
You're desperate!
I get it!
Then why can't I be popular in Thailand?!
It's because you're making a fool of yourself!
The next team to be revealed is...
Sexism!
The staff went to South Korea.
In one theory, South Korean women are said to be sexist.
For example, this woman...
Until four years ago...
Wow, you're so sexy!
No, I'm not!
Furthermore, this woman...
Until three years ago...
You're so cute!
Even though there's a risk of failure...
A woman who does sexism doesn't back down.
Here in South Korea...
They searched for a sexist woman!
Their method is...
Do you do sexism?
That's what they asked one woman on the street.
Then...
Do you do sexism?
Yes, I do.
Do you?
Yes, I do.
I shaved my eyes, nose and facial features.
Really?
She met a lot of sexist women.
So...
Out of these eight women who met the staff in Korea...
There is only one woman who doesn't do sexism.
In order not to guess the one who doesn't do sexism...
There are seven of them!
...we'll see if you do sexism!
Just one woman?
Out of eight of you, there is only one woman who doesn't do sexism.
In order not to guess it...
There are seven of you!
I don't know.
In order not to guess it...
Number three.
Does number three know about it?
Let's go.
Is number three woman doing sexism?
Yes, she does.
What?
It's totally different, isn't it?
It's totally different.
Okay, then.
Go ahead.
Number four.
Number four!
Now, let's see if number four woman is doing sexism.
It's totally different!
Now, V.I.
Yes.
Since you are active in Korea, are there a lot of Korean women who clean up?
That's right. Recently, there are more and more.
And the price of cleaning up is getting cheaper and cheaper.
Oh, I see.
And apparently, people from all over the world gather in Korea.
People from all over the world gather to clean up?
Apparently, people gather to clean up.
They go to Korea to clean up because it's cheap.
That's why people gather in cheap places.
In Japan, it's hard for women to say that they have plastic surgery.
But people from other countries say it openly.
That's right. They say it openly.
I heard that Mr. Okubo had plastic surgery on the Internet.
What? Is it a hot topic?
It's a hot topic.
So, did you do it?
I don't know, but I thought you had weird eyes.
Weird eyes?
Weird eyes.
Now, V.I. will ask you to answer.
Here I go!
Go ahead!
Number 2!
Why?
It's true that her cheeks are...
Are they sharp? Her chin?
It's not sharp...
To make it look drier...
To make it look fatter...
To make it look fatter?
That's right.
Oh!
Now, let's see the answer.
Is number 2 woman having plastic surgery?
Okay!
It's completely different!
By the way, why are there many women who have plastic surgery in Korea?
We asked the director of a beauty clinic where many women come from Japan.
The urban areas of Korea are very densely populated, and competition to get a job you want is fierce.
Therefore, when you get a job, you will have a beautiful face that gives the interviewer as many positive impressions as possible,
so I think there are many people who are trying to increase the chances of being chosen.
By the way, I asked this teacher something like this.
Is this person also a plastic surgeon?
This is...
not easy.
However, he used the latest machine to simulate a plastic surgeon's face.
Here it is!
Wow!
The hidden outline is sharper.
The eyes are curled up and look like love.
Yes.
Hmm...
Number six!
Yes.
Wow!
But isn't this natural?
No, the nose is doing it too.
Where?
The nose is doing it and the eyes are doing it too.
Now, let's go.
Are number six women getting plastic surgery?
Yes!
Wow!
It's different.
What?
The eye position can't be changed?
I see.
It's a illusion.
When you put fat under your eyes and make a eye bag like a bear,
your eyes go down.
I see.
What?
Yes.
What should I do?
No, it was taken away.
I was thinking of going to sixth place.
Then, number one!
Where do you do it?
Tear bags!
Do you want to go?
Number eight!
Mitsuura-san!
What are you doing?
It's too much!
Number eight!
The answer is...
Does number eight woman have plastic surgery?
But I like beauty!
Beauty is cute!
What do you do with this?
Na...
Do you want to go?
Nana!
Where is number seven woman?
Isn't it suspicious for me?
It doesn't look like she does it.
It looks like she does it with her eyes.
Originally, it's more like this...
I feel like I have long eyes.
I see.
Let's go!
Does number seven woman have plastic surgery?
Amazing!
- It's hard! - Difficult!
- Strawberry! - Strawberry!
- Does this decide the match? - Are you confused?
- I'm confused! - Then I'll ask one person.
- Wait a minute! - I don't know!
- Wait a minute! - I'm confused!
- Idiot! Idiot!
- Wow! I don't know!
- If you're an emcee, you have to go through something like this!
- That's right!
- I met an idiotic emcee!
- Idiot!
- One person!
- Please answer!
- Is it okay?
- Is this the first time I've seen this?
- Is it okay for me to show my answer?
- Are you confused? - Leader, please!
- Number one or number five? This is difficult!
- It's getting more and more difficult!
- What should I do? If I don't decide it quickly, it will go around more and more!
- Are you confused?
- I'm not confused!
- The answer is decided! - Is it decided?
- Let's see!
- Yes!
- The one that is formed is...
- Number one!
- Why?
- Even if I say it,
- Number five hasn't been formed yet!
- If I'm wrong,
- it's number one's fault!
- If one team is correct,
- we'll get gas!
- Let's see the answer!
- Is number one woman being formed?
- Let's see!
- Wrong!
- The one that hasn't been formed is...
- number one woman!
- Number five's beauty is...
- this!
- She's good!
Who is the popular Korean star who will be chosen for the gag this time?
Who is the popular Korean star in Korea now?
Chae Chan-wook.
Wow, amazing.
The drama "Laugh and Be Happy", which was approved by the main character even though it is a new drama,
recorded 51.4% of the highest viewing rate in a moment.
It won first place in last year's Korean drama viewing rate ranking.
Korean prince of viewing rate, Chae Chan-wook.
Chae Chan-wook.
He has never appeared in a Japanese variety show before,
but this time, he will appear in a special episode.
So, we went to see him right away.
We are shooting now.
It's open.
I saw it.
Wow, it's cool.
It's cool.
This is the most popular actor in Korea, Ji Chang Wook.
While we were filming, he approached us.
Hello, I'm Ji Chang Wook.
It's my first time doing a broadcast interview.
I'm a little nervous.
Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Ji Chang Wook.
And this lip service is...
The value is great.
The value is not bad.
Here's the problem.
Now, we'll show Ji Chang Wook two Japanese jokes.
And we'll see which one he did better.
There's something I'd like you to look at.
The first joke is...
But it doesn't matter!
The second joke is...
Are you going to do either of them?
And now, the staff will ask you...
Are you going to do either of them?
Would you like to give it a try?
Now, will Ji Chang Wook do...
"It doesn't matter" by Yoshio Kojima...
or "love injection" by Tanoshinbo?
Which one will it be?
Now, let's see which joke he did better.
I'd like you to look at.
I'd like you to look at me doing "love injection".
Should we do "love injection"?
Let's not do it yet.
Are we not doing it?
Just posing?
Even if we are doing Yoshio's jokes, why are we doing "love injection"?
Of course! V.I. will do them!
Ji Chang Wook is a rookie, I think.
He has been very popular recently.
He and I have not met.
You have never met?
By the way, V.I. has done both of them.
Really, V.I.?
Which one is more embarrassing?
Neither of them is embarrassing.
But it will be a hint, which one is easier to do.
I see.
You have to say it out loud.
That's right.
Both of them are easier to do, right?
The one you received the most is...
I'm focusing on the one I received.
The idea is the entertainer.
For example, if the other members of Big Bang did it, which one would you like to do?
It's love injection, right?
Can you do it well with your own style like "dada skaska" or dancing?
"dada skaska", you can do anything.
You can change it, right?
If you finish with love injection only for the last line...
It's over.
Then it's you.
Then we are decided!
We are decided!
I'm the leader.
I'm sorry.
We are decided!
We heard it from VI.
Please answer it.
VI, please.
One, two...
Tanoshigo's love injection!
I see.
This one is easier to do.
AKB team, please.
One, two...
Kojima Yoshio's love injection!
Does it have a title?
It's none of your business.
The answer is...
Hallyu star Chi Chang-foo's Japanese gag is...
It's none of your business.
Oppa-ppi
The answer is...
It's none of your business.
Oppa-ppi
It's none of your business.
So, A.K.A.B. team is correct!
V.I.
V.I.?
I don't know him!
You know, I don't meet people called "chi-chan"
You've never met him, right?
I've never met him and we're not connected.
Your feelings are still connected, right?
I want to see V.I.'s love tune.
Ah, that's right.
Dance...
You've done it before, right, V.I.?
I have.
Can you show us the full-tension one?
Show us the original one.
It's cool, right?
With a cool dance.
It's amazing.
The concert is amazing.
Right?
It's amazing.
It's not like this.
V.I.?
Why did you come here and become "hikkomi-chi-yan" all of a sudden?
It's time for you to come out!
I'm sorry.
I couldn't catch your breath. I'm sorry.
We'll show you the full-tension one.
We did it!
We'll say it.
Please say it.
You can say that in Disneyland!
You're going to do it from there?
No, wait, wait, V.I.
I'm going to do it from there!
No, no.
It's fine if you're proud of it, but...
I respect your own story.
I want to do it as it is.
Yes, I respect it.
The voice actor was Koumei Dayuu.
I was surprised.
I thought you were going to do Koumei Dayuu.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Anyway, you can't cry over small things, can you?
Can I say it?
Yes, go ahead.
You can say that in Disneyland!
Hey, is that Mickey Mouse?
Oh, I'm Mickey.
V.I. did everything for me!
Tactics
Kumamon, who is in first place in Yuru Carat Grand Prix, and Barry, who is in second place in Yuru Carat Grand Prix, faced each other in sumo wrestling and...
Let's do it!
You can do it!
Barry took Kumamon down with a one-shot Barry attack!
Barry's attack is amazing!
And Yoshimura too!
It's still there!
Look at his hair!
And Atsushi too!
It's still there!
What are you doing?
It's still there!
Barry took Kumamon down with a one-shot Barry attack!
And the challenger is...
A local character!
And that is...
Nishikokku!
Nishikokku is a non-official character based in his hometown of Nishikokkubunji.
His unique design features an abomigala-like upper body and two legs.
Nishikokku is popular for his creepy-cute appearance.
And last year's Yuru Carat Grand Prix...
Kumamon and Barry took third place in Yuru Carat Grand Prix.
And Nishikokku...
After watching Kumamon and Barry's sumo match...
He said, "If it's sumo, I'm number one!"
The reason Nishikokku is so confident is...
His speed!
Using the power of an adult male, she defeated Barry- san, who has a lot of power, and is said to be the strongest of all Gotouchi characters.
Will she be able to obtain the strongest title?
Gotouchi Characters League Part 2 - Barry-san vs Nishikokku - Who will win?
Gotouchi Characters League has received a lot of response.
That's right. It's really a big response.
On Twitter's hot art, there's a comment saying "Barry- san" after "Kumamon" and "Barry-attack" after "Barry- san".
Oh, it's already been recognized.
With such a big response, Nishikokkun decided to do it too.
I don't like it.
Nishikokkun, you don't like it?
I don't like it.
Nishikokkun is already an idol in the Yuru- character world.
Now, I would like you to appear.
First of all, the strongest Gotouchi character, Barry-san!
Do you think you can win against Barry-attack?
His appearance is forgiving, but once you get smart, you can't beat him.
Now, for Barry-attack, Barry-san!
Next, in Yuru-character world, the third place is Nishikokkun!
Me?
Yes!
Kumamon D. Cup!
With a big head and fast legs, Nishikokkun is a speedster with a bad attack!
Nishikokkun! Nishikokkun!
Here he is, Nishikokkun!
Here he is!
Ah, he turned around!
Now, in Yuru-character world, he is second and third place, but in Sumo world, Barry is first place!
Barry-san!
Wasn't the response after the show amazing?
Ah, yes, you couldn't speak, you couldn't speak.
I couldn't speak, you know.
Barry's attack has become so popular that people say it in many places, right?
People say it, yes.
Do Barry's attack! Do Barry's attack!
But you can't do it so small, you know?
It's dangerous, yes.
So, on the homepage, it says "You can only do Barry's attack when it's serious."
Right?!
That's right.
Now, I'll answer you.
Nishikokkun!
What's with that pose?!
Nishikokkun, are you confident?!
Ah, you are!
Nishikokkun can only express himself with his legs!
But Nishikokkun, you can't use your hands, so you're pretty smart, aren't you, onee-san?
Yes, but with these smart legs, I'd like to show you my footwork.
Two-legged!
I have no idea what kind of confrontation it will be, but...
Now, you two, please step up to the floor.
Barry-san and Nishikokkun's footwork confrontation!
Now, the match!
Now, it's a one-shot match.
Will Barry-san come out of the floor first, or will Nishikokkun lose if Barry-san falls?
Now, Barry-san, if you please.
Ready...
Stay!
Go!
Stay! Go!
It's not Nishiko-kun!
It's Nishiko-san!
Hey!
You can't hang out with Suita!
Nishiko-kun!
You're a woman of age!
Hey!
What was that, miss?
It was unexpected.
Unexpected?!
She's trying to be funny, but...
I can't stand it anymore when I think of her doing it!
I saw it clearly!
It's not "Nishiko-desu"!
I'm not Nishiko-desu!
But you won again, Barry-san!
You're strong!
Amazing!
You have to shake hands properly after a fight!
I don't want to!
You know it!
You can do it!
Barry-san, you're touching weird places!
Barry-san!
Um...
Nishiko-kun, you're a woman of age!
I'm not a woman of age!
I'm not a woman of age at all!
You're not a woman of age!
I'm totally a woman of age when I was doing Guri- guri!
To win against Parry-san in sumo, you must win against Gotoh's character!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
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