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Tonight's "Gachigase" is a special about Onee's behind- the-scenes stories!
Who is Onee, who has started to read books as soon as he became alone with handsome Eddie?
It's not you. Can I play with you?
And...
How much will Chris Matsumura become nude?
Including this guarantee and other things...
(Phone ringing)
And...
I really want you to win.
Onee has to make Karunselu Maki, Onee's master, win this race!
But Karunselu Maki...
This action...
What did Onee and Karunselu Maki do at that moment?
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Gachigase
"Onee's behind-the-scenes stories" comes right after this!
This program is...
Onee's behind-the-scenes stories
(Applause)
Today's guests are...
Mr. Miyato of Kishimai Foot from Miyako-san.
Tonight's guests are Yohiko Hamaguchi, Tsubaki Oniakko, and Miyata Toshiya of Kishimai Foot 2.
Each team is a little colorful today.
Why is this kind of booking fun?
What is this kind of booking?
I don't think it has anything to do with me.
But I think it's advantageous for the three of you to react like this at times like this.
That's right.
Well, if you say there is someone behind you, it is that person and that person and that person.
What? Who is it? Who is it?
There are people who are mischievous.
Miyato-san, what do you think?
After all, I think it's interesting to see Mitz- san and so on.
What is it?
Hey, hey, hey, shut up.
You're too cautious.
The first person to check is...
Rikusho Good.
Who is the Rikusho Good that will teach good- looking ladies bad things?
Entry is...
GRIS MATSUMURO.
TAMO-CHAN.
KOBU-NEI.
KAEDO-KEN.
Among these four, the most Rikusho Good is to check someone.
That method is...
First of all, call out Good at a fake show meeting.
There is a good-looking lady who seems to like you.
And...
A lady attacks you with only you and two people.
Finally, ask for your number.
Even though you are good-looking, it is your first meeting.
Usually, a talent should not tell you his number.
Nevertheless, who is the Rikusho Good that will tell you easily?
This time, we will introduce...
Shimokawa Shinya-san, 32 years old.
He is an actor who appears in dramas and commercials.
He is a Japanese soccer player, Muchidani.
Moreover, he has been attacked by a super famous woman.
He will definitely be attacked by a woman.
Shimokawa-san will become a 23-year-old new AD and have a woman attack him.
Who is the Rikusho Good woman that will be attacked by a handsome AD?
Let's start with the AKB team.
Kaba-chan!
Why?
If Kaba-chan is not a strong woman, she will tell you easily.
She will also touch you.
If you are an AD, you will say, "No, I am a celebrity!"
What about you, Hiyata-kun?
I won't say it.
Why not?
I won't say it.
Why not?
Isn't it a woman-talk show today?
It's not a woman-talk show.
One of you is not a woman.
I thought you were a woman.
One of you is...
One, two...
Maeken-san!
I know you.
Maeken and I used to get along well and we often went out for drinks.
What?
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
It's a coming-out special!
Wait a minute!
Stop it!
Who is the meat-eating woman who will teach a handsome man how to do a good job?
The top actor is...
Nice to meet you.
Maeda Ken!
I think you're an old man.
Is this a woman?
First of all, it's a fake showdown between a woman who spent 300,000 yen on prize money and a man who is only 50 meters tall.
It's like "Gari Gari no Gaten".
And the manager left on the phone.
Chris looks like he's fast.
Chris looks like he's pretty fast, doesn't he?
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
You can get in the car.
Then, the director also left his seat.
The plan starts with a handsome man and a woman alone!
The first plan is...
Roller skates!
When the woman crouches, her butt is flared.
Will Maeda Ken react?
Maeda Ken reacts!
And he reacts!
And...
He comes.
Green Temadenga Umi.
Thank you.
The next plan for Maeken, who was biting his butt.
Appeal to fans.
A handsome lady tells him that she is his fan.
What reaction will she show when she finds out that he has feelings for her?
Excuse me.
It's your birthday.
Yes.
Well, it's a little earlier.
June 24th.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes.
Can I shake your hand?
No, it's fine.
Thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
Let's take a picture together.
The next plan is...
It's expensive! It's expensive!
Let's take a picture together!
It's normal for a talent and a lady to take a picture during a meeting.
But...
Excuse me, it's a little hot in here.
Yes.
Can you give me some shade?
A picture?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Thank you.
Even though he was a little confused, he said yes.
Here you go.
What a nice lady!
She looks like a good person.
She looks like a good person, doesn't she?
And for this picture...
A lady asks him for his email address.
Will he tell her his email address?
Oh, thank you. I'll send you this.
What?
Can you tell me your email address?
My email address...
I'm sorry, but it's really hot in here.
What will he do?
Do you have a Facebook or Twitter account?
Can you share it with me?
He ran away!
He's cautious.
He's right.
YAMORI SPECIAL FAN MEETING
It seems like he can't tell his first meeting lady his address.
His butt is chubby and his flesh color is nice!
The next target is...
FAKE SPECIALIST OGNE!
FIRST, A LOW RISE OPERATION!
I knew you'd look at me!
His eyes are already blinded!
This, this, what should we use it for?
And when we asked about how to spend 300,000 yen for a fake show...
It's yakiniku for everyone!
Cute!
Let's check with the next strategy!
It's a little chilly, but is it okay for you to wear a shirt?
It's totally fine.
It's fine?
Can you take it off for me?
Yes!
Ognei is totally fine with it!
Thank you!
And we asked Meado about the reason for this picture.
Will Ognei tell us?
If you don't mind, I'll send you this.
Yes.
If you ask about Meado, it's not good.
I see.
I'll send you a short message.
A short message?
Please!
Yes, 090...
You'll tell us!
Ognei's appetite is...
85%!
And the third person is...
Good morning!
It's Ognei!
Gross Matsumura!
He's a big guy!
Let's start with the low-rise strategy!
He noticed it right away!
Everyone will see it!
He thought of it...
You know...
Yes?
Stop wearing those show-off pants that are popular these days.
Because of the low-rise strategy, Chris starts lecturing!
Lecture...
That's not cool at all.
You have to hide it well.
Hide it well...
And you know what?
Yes?
But...
If you're with this person...
Then hide your face!
Yes!
You have to show all of your hands!
That's not cool at all!
The lecture continues!
I think you're relieved that I'm Ognei, right?
That's good!
I'm sorry!
That's good!
Ognei is...
I think Ognei is Ognei's heart.
Yes!
But...
That's cool!
You have to be careful of him.
It's good for me and Ai Haruna...
But it's not good for you.
Other Ognei's approach is fast...
Ognei is...
Like Kudo and Parry...
That's right!
From me...
I'm the only one who doesn't like it.
Is it really like that?
What will happen if you say you're a fan and feel good about it?
I'm a big fan of Chris.
That's amazing!
You shouldn't think like that...
So you shouldn't say it.
If you say it now...
People will think you said it.
The lecture continues!
But he doesn't back down!
I also read blogs...
Do you really read blogs?
It's not my newest book.
Chris is always doubtful...
But he doesn't back down!
For this day...
Chris checked his blog for a month!
You always write about Teddy Bear, don't you?
Me?
I wrote about Teddy Bear.
You did?
Yes.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's not safe anymore...
Ladies' attack starts!
My sister's birthday is coming up, so I'm thinking of buying her a teddy bear.
Then you should buy a Steiff.
What?
A Steiff teddy bear.
Why don't you write it down right away?
The lecture starts again!
You should write it down right away.
Write it down?
Yes.
If it's true...
In the end, the lecture doesn't seem to end...
It's still wrong.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Chris's carnivore doesn't even allow him to wear a beard or make a beard.
Zero.
And the fourth one is...
Good morning.
A kabanchi appears in a flashy costume.
First of all, they dig in with the "no-rise" strategy.
I'm not just meditating as a human being.
Oh, no!
He ate it right away!
Oh, no!
He's laughing!
And when he's about to receive the written survey...
Oh, there's a pen.
He grabs a handsome AD and...
Drink it up! Oh, no!
You have to follow the trend.
Oh, thank you.
From there, Kama-chan transforms into a carnivorous monster!
Is she there?
He tries to touch the AD!
And...
Wow!
When he suddenly thinks he's being hugged...
Can I live alone and play?
He's starting to get completely excited!
But you know how busy Ebi-san is, right?
He definitely won't call me.
Are you nervous?
No, why? Is it bad?
Is it bad?
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine, too.
"I'm fine," you say?
And so...
Oh, it's from you!
I got it in a short mail.
Oh, I got it.
Kama-chan's carnivorous rate is 150!
And so...
The most carnivorous woman is...
Kama-chan!
And so...
The most carnivorous woman is...
Kama-chan!
It was Kama-chan!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Like that?
Not at all.
You know, short mails are very useful.
If you tell me your number, it's a little heavy.
That's why short mails are useful.
That's amazing!
That's our way of doing things.
Way of doing things...
That's amazing!
Next, we'll check who's smiling.
Smiles!
Who can keep smiling even when things don't look good?
This time, we'll check who's smiling.
The one with a bright smile, Kabancha!
The one with a panic-free smile, Kanashingo!
And the one with a quiet smile, Yamazaki Toru!
The three of them will do a pre-test to see if they're smiling.
But they'll also do a variety of pranks that will make you smile.
The first one, pushing the camera against your head.
The second one, taking a hot shower.
And the third one, massaging someone you don't know.
Those are the three pranks.
Who's the one with the brightest smile?
Who could it be?
Let's start with one team.
One, two...
Kanashingo!
Why?
It says "fun" in there.
Is that okay?
It says "fun" in there. Isn't that Kanashingo?
Let's start with Team AKB.
One, two...
Yamazaki Toru!
Toru is the one with the longest smile.
She's the most mature.
Oh, I see.
First of all, it can't be Kaba-chan.
Why?
Because in a go-con, if the other person's toilet was a little too long, you could just smash it.
"Hey, hey, hey, lady, I'm sorry to keep you waiting." That doesn't make any sense!
Kanashingo!
Without knowing anything, the three of them came to do a pre-test.
I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
Who can keep a smile the longest?
Trick No. 1
Check the state of your scalp with a camera.
Can you keep a smile even if you push it hard?
First of all, it's fun.
It's not beautiful.
Do your best!
Oh, my God, there's something left.
He's laughing!
It's fun.
He smiles even if he pushes it hard.
Next up is Kaba-chan.
Do you put it all over your scalp?
He's laughing!
From now on, Kaba-chan will transform into a monster!
He's laughing!
What if there's a scar in your scalp?
He's laughing!
You told me not to push it hard, didn't you?
That's right.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Is it important for you to do that?
Are you all right?
Oh, my God!
Kama-chan is irritated. Her smile is gone.
Oh, my God!
At last, Taro Yamazaki.
Oh, my God!
Can't I wash it off with shampoo?
No, you can't.
Oh, my God!
She's laughing!
This time, she'll push it hard from the side.
Oh, my God!
Taro Yamazaki.
Even in this situation, he doesn't stop smiling.
You have a lot of patience.
Oh, my God!
How kind you are!
First of all, Taro Yamazaki and Taro Tanoshingo are in first place.
Oh, my God!
The second trick.
Oh, my God! Tanoshingo!
He washes away the dirt on his scalp with a shower.
Oh, my God!
Can he still keep smiling?
Oh, my God!
First of all, Tanoshingo washes his hair.
Oh, my God!
I like this kind of thing.
Laugh!
It's hot!
He's laughing!
Even in a hot shower, he smiles!
He smiles!
All right!
Next up is Kaba-chan.
Look at me! I'm scared!
I like slimy things.
He likes slimy things.
He likes slimy things!
I'm scared!
It's hot!
Can he still keep smiling?
He washes away the dirt on his scalp with a shower.
And finally, Yamazaki passes by.
- I hope he's not mad at me. - Excuse me.
- Are you okay? - It might be hot.
He's nice.
No matter how hot it is, Yamazaki keeps a smile on his face.
- He's nice. - It must be about 46 degrees.
- It's hot. - It's hot.
Having fun, Yamazaki keeps a smile on his face and stands in a line.
The last trick is...
During a massage, he makes Komekame shake his head.
At last, he uses a pro-wrestling technique.
Can he keep a smile on his face?
- That's... - I don't know.
First, Kaba-chan.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
But I'm a man.
- You're a man. - I'm in charge of a massage.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Kaba-chan changes from a trickster to a man and changes his attitude.
First of all, he gets a special massage to make him remember his usual smile.
- What's this? - I'm embarrassed.
- I'm sure of it. - I'm sure of it.
- Do you have shoes like this? - What's this?
This kind of massage...
I'm embarrassed.
Kaba-chan, who used to be full of energy, returns to his usual smile.
He rubs his head.
And he uses a pro-wrestling technique.
Can he keep a smile on his face?
- Are you stressed out? - No, I'm not.
I'm going to look you in the eye.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
No, no, no!
That's not it!
- Are you laughing? - No, I'm not.
What's that?
- But you're nice, aren't you? - And at last, he uses a pro-wrestling technique.
And at last, he uses a pro-wrestling technique.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
My throat hurts!
- What's wrong with you? - My throat hurts!
- Where did it go? - Where did it go?
Kaba-chan doesn't need a smile after all.
- Where did it go? - Next up is Tanoshin-go.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- You've gotten better. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. - Nice to meet you, too.
Tanoshin-go also uses a special technique for men.
This is also a special massage.
It reminds you of your usual smile.
- What's with this awkward angle of your arms? - I don't like this!
- I'm a new talent international student.
- Nervous? - Yeah.
- It's so nostalgic... - So nostalgic...
- Nostalgic... - Nostalgic...
With a shaking head and a pro-wrestling technique...
Can Tanoshin-go retain their smiling face?
I'm happy you're happy!
- Don't get mad! - It hurts!
- It hurts!
It hurts... It hurts...
It's to release stress.
Sensei, it hurts!
Smile! Smile! Smile!
I'm going to do some neck stretches.
It hurts!
He did it!
Smile! Smile!
Smile!
You did it!
I'm a little mad now.
One more shot!
What do you mean one more shot?
This is the first time I've seen you like this.
She laughed for a moment, but couldn't keep a smile until the end.
No one can laugh like me.
At the end, she passes the same top as Tanoshingo.
She gives a special massage and keeps a smile.
She remembers Tanoshingo's face and shakes her head.
My scalp is hard.
Especially around the hair.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait, wait!
I got a lot of it.
It's a punishment from elementary school.
It's a punishment from a teacher.
And lastly, a terrorist attack.
Can she still keep a smile?
That's impossible.
I'll do my best for the last time.
Yes, sir!
I love you.
It's hard.
It's really hard.
No matter what the situation is, she can always smile and that is Yamazaki Toru!
And with that, the A.K.A.B. team is correct!
The last experiment wasn't impossible at all!
It's impossible for me to not smile like that!
Next up, we'll check out the behind-the-scenes of Onee- chan's face!
Chunseishin!
The prank that her senior Onee-chan is about to set up is 50 meters long!
In a show called "Entertainers' No. 1 Deciding Round",
we've invited Kaba-chan, Chris Matsumura, Maeda- ken, Ogune-e,
and our senior prankster is this person!
Five-year-old Don "Karusel" Macky!
The content of the show is "50 meters long" with a budget of 300,000 yen!
And with that, Karusel comes to the dressing room to say hello,
but the other four people want her to be No. 1.
What will happen to the senior who has raised 50 meters?
Let's start the negotiation!
The first one to come is...
Chris Matsumura!
You're working hard, aren't you?
No, it's all thanks to you and Karusel-san.
What? No, it's all thanks to you and Karusel-san.
But you're in every show now.
That's interesting!
It's nothing.
Now that Chris has raised 50 meters,
it's finally time for "Yaocho Story"!
If you don't mind me asking,
I had a leg surgery last year, didn't I?
I had a surgery, didn't I?
And...
I had another surgery.
Where?
This time, it's my left leg.
I was wondering what I should do on this show,
but when I tried it out,
I can run quite a bit.
No, you can't.
So, on this show,
I really want to show people that I can run!
So, I'm asking you for a favor...
Can you cut me some slack?
I'm not that fast or that good, but I'm a bit old- fashioned.
I'm a bit old-fashioned.
Can you say that?
I'm happy.
Really?
I'm happy.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Chris pays attention to his age.
He accepts Carousel's request.
Can you say that?
Go ahead.
Next up is...
Sobune!
Nice to meet you.
He's about to show off.
I'm not in a position to say that.
But will you let me win this time?
Yes, of course.
I'll do my best.
I'm good at running.
I see.
Sobune agrees.
Yes.
Good morning.
Next up is...
Kama-chan!
How are you?
What is this?
Please.
I'll challenge you with this.
Wow!
Can you run with it?
He asks for a Yao-chan.
He can win without a Yao-chan.
But...
Can you let me win?
No?
No way?
In the entertainment world?
But you've gotten prettier.
Really?
You've gotten prettier.
You should've praised me more.
I've let you win.
You've gotten prettier.
Really?
You've gotten prettier.
Kama-chan is pleased with his senior.
There's something I'm curious about.
But...
Is it expensive?
What?
Is it expensive?
It's not expensive.
Do you want 300,000 yen?
I do. I'm poor.
Then I'll give you 300,000 yen.
What?
Really?
Yes.
Even if it's in the mountains?
Yes, even if it's in the mountains.
Really?
Yes.
Then I'll give you 200,000 yen.
What?
It's not that bad.
I don't need 100,000 yen.
Really?
Then I'll give you 200,000 yen.
Really?
Yes.
As a welcome back, Kama-chan promised to receive 100,000 yen.
I'm mad. You came for the money.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
The last person who came to say hello was Mike.
I forgot!
It's not the kind of thing you can say "hey!"
You're wearing a jersey, aren't you?
Mike is asking for an apology.
I want you to beat me in this show.
Us?
Yes.
I'll race with you.
Yes.
But...
That's not a problem at all.
Um...
That's scary.
What should I do?
Um...
I'll come up with a plan.
Yes!
While thinking about how to make Mike win, Mike asked Mike for a favor.
I'll come up with a plan!
And so, Mike and Mike made a promise to race with Mike.
And now, the fake show begins!
Go! Olympics and Special Edition! Entertainment Festival No. 1 Deciding Round!
These people will participate in the thank you section!
Even though they promised to make Karusel win, the four of them show their motivation!
It's a show, after all.
But now, there's one more trick!
Karusel...
From the start, about 25 meters away...
Accidentally falls!
Karusel, who was supposed to be No. 1, accidentally falls!
How will the four of them keep their promise?
Now, who will be No. 1 in this fake show race?!
Well, there are many cases like this!
If a senpai falls down, will you say "that's a different story" and continue walking?
Or, as a case, will you say "I fell down" and continue walking?
Or, will you run really slow?
I think there are many cases like this.
Let's start with one team.
One, two...
Kappa-chan!
Kappa-chan?
Why?
No, I just thought he was blinded by money.
You have nothing to do with money at all!
I have nothing to do with it!
From the beginning, he was like this and then...
He was like this and then...
You're fast, Haruto! You're really fast!
Now, who do you think is in the AKB team?
One, two...
Kris-san!
For example, there is one person who is blinded by money.
What will you do if you say "lose" and say "I understand"?
But, you can fall down, right?
Of course! If you don't fall down, you can't keep up with the speed.
You can't keep up with the speed.
Now, it's time for the number one showdown.
It's about to get 50 meters deep.
It's a hot battle between a man and a woman.
Are you a man or a woman?
I'm not a man.
You're a woman.
Excuse me.
Number one!
How stupid!
This picture is crazy!
It's been 50 years!
After the start, the first one to move is Chris.
He eats a sea urchin.
The other three adjust their speed next to Carousel.
And then Carousel falls down on purpose.
What will the four of them do?
They fell down!
The first one is Mike.
He falls down in an instant.
He pretends to fall down in an instant.
And Kama-chan, too.
She sees Carousel fall down in an instant.
She falls down in an instant, too.
Next is Chris.
He pretends to fall down in an instant.
He falls down and takes off his shoes.
She doesn't have a chance to fall down in an instant.
She falls down in an instant.
And Carousel, who got up,
takes off his shoes and falls down in an instant.
So, the winner is Ogurne.
The prize money is 300,000 yen.
He's so proud of himself.
But now...
I'm a little angry now.
This is a fun and exciting entertainment show.
No, I don't mean it like that at all.
The four of them are telling stories to make Carousel angry because he can't win.
This is it!
That's terrible!
What's wrong with you?
I'm already angry, so I don't know what's going on.
I got advice from Chris.
He told you, didn't he?
He told me.
Yes, he told me.
And Maiken...
She was the only one who could hold it.
So, the winner of Carousel 50 Meter Race is Ogurne!
So, both teams are correct!
1st place is Ogurne, 2nd place is Carousel Maki, 3rd place is Kaba-chan, 4th place is Chris Matsumura-san.
It's a retaliation!
It's a plan!
Maeken-kun's face when Carousel-san fell down was really funny!
It was funny!
What kind of face is that!?
It's a surprise!
I want to see it again!
It's a surprise!
I want to see it again!
It's a surprise!
Look at this!
What are you looking at!?
You were planning it and now you are saying you have to plan it again!?
That's crazy!
Humans have that kind of face!
That's crazy!
Next, we will check out Onee-san's hidden face!
Money!
Who is Onee-san who sells their own mood for the cheapest?
The entries are...
Chris Matsumura
Tano Shingo
Hiromi Fukami
When you meet up with a liar with a failure, you are asked if you would like to put up a photo album.
When Onee-san heard about it, it was a nude photo album!
This time, a photo album professional, a real publisher, asked Onee-san to put up a photo album.
Who is Onee-san who sells their own mood for the cheapest?
Let's first think about how much it is.
By the way, Tsubaki Onee-chan says it's okay to be nude for 500,000 yen.
I have something to say.
I don't feel like doing it now, but someday, when I feel like doing it, I think this is a good place.
When you feel like doing it, it's okay for 500,000 yen?
I think so.
It's not easy to get 500,000 yen for one job.
If you do it, you'll get a lower percentage.
You only get 500,000 yen for one job?
No, I can't do it.
If I do it, I'll be able to work hard on sales on weekends.
If you are a top-class idol in your early life, you can earn 100 million yen, right?
If you earn 100 million yen, would you take it off?
No, I won't!
200 million yen!
300 million yen!
One more song?
Unexpectedly greedy
Who will sell Nudes the cheapest among these?
One team's prediction is "Hiromi Fukami"
The other team's prediction is "Tanoshingo"
How much do you think "Tanoshingo" will cost?
If it was "Tanoshingo"
Isn't it quite cheap?
Cheap?
Like "that's enough"
Don't you need money or something like that?
No, we don't need it
If you don't get paid, you'll become naked. You're a pervert!
Right?!
Who will sell nude the cheapest?
The first target is Hiromi Fukami, a twin sister of Heisei.
Let's start with the photo book offer and talk about nude.
What's a photo book like?
As far as I remember,
"Ahn Ahn" is a magazine published by Dalvis, a magazine dealer.
Ah, Dalvis!
I don't mean it's disgusting, but it's beautiful.
It's not sexy, but it's artistic.
Of course, you can say it's "sexy", like "sexy" in Japan.
Including that, it's a photo book about nude.
You're good at it.
No way! It's cheap!
It's not cheap!
I think it's worth it.
Well...
It's art.
I haven't thought about it in reality yet, so I want to think about it.
Even if I'm suddenly asked to leave my room, I can't calmly think about it.
That's right.
And he brings up the subject of nude.
I don't want you to talk about it here, but I'd like you to talk about it in your office.
What kind of nude do you usually talk about?
Well, it's not up to the manager.
We haven't decided it yet.
So, the prankster leaves his room.
Only the manager and three people will do it.
The manager is also involved in the prank.
The manager asks them how much they'll take off.
How about you, Butch?
If you're asked to take a nude photo...
No, I don't like it.
It's kind of subtle.
But what if you're simply asked for 100 million yen?
I'll do it.
I'll do it for 100 million yen.
From now on, they'll try lowering the price at once.
For example, 2 million yen or 3 million yen.
If you're asked to take a nude photo...
It's not about money.
Even if you're naked, you should have something on you, right?
Like accessories.
I'd like you to be fashionable.
I'd like you to spend a lot of money on production rather than getting a lot of money.
You're doing it right.
If you're going to do it as you like, it's not about money.
Even if it's a million yen?
If you're going to do it as you like, it's okay for a million yen.
And so, Hiromi Fukami's nude photo is worth a million yen.
It's pretty cheap.
Their next target is Chris Matsumura.
Let's see what he has in his photo book.
Let's see what he wants in his photo book.
What I like about him is...
He's a nice guy.
I like him better in England.
Oh, really?
I like him better in England.
Oh, I see.
That's not good.
I'm sorry.
Your photo book is good.
It is, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
As you said, it's good.
While he was about to give up his photo book...
Oh, wow!
...he asked Chris Matsumura to be nude.
When you're in a photo book and you're a little exposed or nude...
Are you talking about me?
Yes, you are.
This camera is weird.
Are you talking about yourself?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I don't mind being a clown in my life...
...but I don't like being a clown in my nude photo book.
Chris shows his disgust with his nude photo book.
What will happen if you show off your noble character?
It doesn't matter what the conditions are.
What are the conditions?
For example, what kind of cameraman you are...
...or what kind of situation you are in...
...or what kind of guarantee you have.
That's not a good way of saying it.
For example, even if you're told that your gallery is worth 100 million yen...
...it's not true.
Oh, I see.
I'm interested in it even if it's 200 million or 100 million yen.
Really?
Of course it is!
So, Chris won't be nude even if it's 100 million yen.
No one asked for it.
His last target is...
...fun!
First of all, he talks about his photo book.
My photo book is also in my gallery.
Can you read it?
I think you can read it.
First of all, it's quite popular.
It's too popular now.
That's not what I meant.
Are you interested in that kind of thing?
Of course I am!
I've always said this.
I want to publish my photo book.
But I don't publish it every day.
My body can't resist gravity.
So, when I was young...
He's taking off his clothes first and smelling them.
I'd like to do it in front of a famous person.
He's enjoying his photo book.
Now, he's going to show us his nude photo book!
For example...
Can you show me your nude photo book?
No, I'm good!
I'll stop you if you don't like it.
No, no, no!
Really?
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
Then, I'd like to do it.
Really?
I'd like to do it.
Really?
I'd like to do it.
He's enjoying his nude photo book!
Now, they're negotiating their photos.
Their nude photo book starts from one million yen.
By the way, in the industry, one million yen is one photo book.
One photo book is one nude photo book, right?
I don't know much about nude photo book.
Do you need money for it?
No, I don't.
If you don't like it, you can take it.
The price of enjoying your nude photo book is zero yen!
But, there's only one condition.
It doesn't matter how much it is. I don't need any more money.
That's...
Zero yen?
So, I'd like you to take off your clothes.
Take off my clothes?
Of course! That's the condition.
If you take off your clothes, I'll do it, too.
I'll do it, too.
Don't worry about it.
I'd like you to take off your clothes.
That's right.
So, the price of enjoying your nude photo book is...
If all the staff are handsome and naked, it's zero yen!
He's a pervert!
The one who sells his nude photo book for the cheapest price is...
So, Team AKB is correct!
Yay!
Takamina, well done!
I thought you wouldn't be naked, but he...
He doesn't want it.
He's quite selfish.
He's quite selfish, isn't he?
I'll take it off, so you should take it off too. I don't think there's a cameraman here.
You don't have to take it off.
Next week's "Gachigase" is...
"Cooking Master" and...
"AKB's Cooking Battle"!
Comparison of the dishes made by "Gachigase" and "AKB's Cooking Battle" and taste the professional's cooking!
And then, "AKB's Miracle" will make more delicious dishes than "Gachigase"!
This is hard!
Who is "Gachigase" who doesn't know the professional's taste?
Don't miss it!