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A.K.A.B. and EXILE...
We can't lose, can we?
Dance battle!
Intro quiz battle!
And also, common quiz battle!
This is really frustrating!
The strongest entertainment groups will have a serious battle!
A.K.A.B. vs EXILE...
Which special entertainment group will win?
This is amazing!
Now, let's call our guests!
Here they are!
Welcome!
Thank you!
Today's result is...
Segibari's 8th win!
Tonight's guests are EXILE's Matsu, Kenchi, and Nesmith.
Let's start with the rarely seen AKB and EXILE connection.
It's amazing for a one-man team today.
It's very luxurious.
Does AKB meet EXILE members outside of singing programs?
Not much.
Not much, right?
Being together in a fun place.
Everyone's a little nervous.
I'm nervous!
You're nervous.
I thought it was amazing.
EXILE members are coming out as AKB's big fans!
Nesmith, I heard you're an AKB fan.
Who are you supporting?
It's Miyazawa-san.
You're popular!
I'm like, "If you react like that, it'll really start, won't it?"
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Why don't you wear it just for today?
Just for today!
Let's go! Let's go!
Two groups representing Japan, AKB and EXILE, tonight...
Video Quiz Battle!
Common Sense Quiz Battle!
Dance Battle!
And Intro Quiz Battle!
A serious battle on four stages!
So... AKB and EXILE, which is the strongest performance group?
By the way, for the three of you, as members of AKB...
And for Gekidan Hitori and Yoshimura...
As members of EXILE, you'll have to fight together!
We're EXILE, right?
Isn't that a bit heavy?
Is it okay for you two to join us today?
There's no doubt that we'll tweet about you!
Will it be okay?
The first battle is...
What are they making with entertainment goods?
"Rules" is a legendary quiz show.
"Quiz! The world is a business!" is a popular segment.
"What are they making?" is the same.
Since the answers are "AKB" and "EXILE",
the questions will be limited to entertainment goods.
What are they making?
Let's think about it together!
First Round
AKB ITANO VS EXILE MATCH
Let's start! Entertainment goods!
What are they making?
This is nostalgic!
I don't know!
At this point!?
I don't know!
The pressure is strong from behind!
Push it! Push it!
Please answer the question after pushing it.
Please answer it!
Microphone!
Completely different!
Let's look at the back!
Entertainment goods!
What are they making?
It's round!
Ah!?
Huh?
Cymbals!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Let's look at the continuation!
Entertainment goods!
What are they making?
Let's go, Matsuda!
Are you pushing it?
Are you pushing it and making it transform?
Matsuda!
Speaker!
It's not a speaker at all!
Entertainment goods!
What are they making?
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
What is this?
It's an entame goods.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I know it! I know it!
Hey! Push this! Push it!
Push it! Push it!
Push it!
Don't push it!
What is it?
The pressure is too strong!
I don't know where it is, so why do we have to push it?
But I know what it is!
It's something bad, isn't it?
I'm sure you're using it! It's an entame goods!
I know it! I know it!
Ah! Ah! Mirror ball! Mirror ball!
Mirror ball!
Let's look at the continuation!
On an iron ball-like object...
A round, cut-out mirror...
Is pasted one by one by hand.
It's so handmade!
That's right, it's handmade.
It's so detailed!
But it looks fun!
I want to do it!
If you go this far, you'll understand.
It's amazing!
And finally...
The motor part is attached...
And the mirror ball is complete!
And so, the correct answer is...
The mirror ball!
Wow!
This is amazing!
I didn't know it would come out like this!
I'm surprised!
Second round!
A.K.B. Takahashi vs. EXILE, Kenichi!
Entame goods...
What are they making?
Nagano...
That's fast!
What?!
Sensor!
It's just a name!
Rice!
Rice?!
It's just a name!
It's Entame goods!
Let's go!
Entame goods...
What are they making?
It's wood!
It looks like they're using a lot of wood.
What is it?
They're cutting the wood thin and long.
Oh, it's bent a little!
Yes!
They're applying glue and putting a board on top of it.
Oh!
That's it!
All of it!
All of it?!
What kind of entertainment is that?!
Let's go!
Entame goods...
What are they making?
Huh?
Let's go!
Yes, yes!
It's like a big fan!
They do it at festivals like this.
It's not that different!
It's not that different from all of it!
You're Entame!
Let's go!
Entame goods...
What are they making?
Ah!
It's in a round shape.
Yes, yes.
They dug a deeper groove.
What is it?
I know what it is!
It's different!
Yes!
Guitar!
Correct!
Please watch the continuation.
What Takahashi misunderstood as an awl was the neck part.
He fixed the neck and body with glue...
It's my first time making a guitar.
He painted it with spray and attached parts...
The guitar is complete!
The correct answer is guitar!
It's cold!
You asked for it, didn't you?
What is "leave me five" really?
You can tell by that neck part, can't you?
Yes, I can!
But when you said you could tell, the detective hit you.
Third Round!
A.K.B. Miyazawa Persus, Exile Lesmith!
Let's begin!
What are they making?
I've heard of "mitoshi" before!
I've heard of "natto" before!
You say "natto" first when you say "mitoshi"!
He's putting white powder on the wood.
He's putting brown powder in a big pot...
And he's sprinkling white powder on it.
What is this?
Is it a cat's toilet?
It's entertainment!
It's fireworks!
If you like it, you won't give it away, right?
Now, please look at the continuation of the correct answer.
This silver ball...
Each of them is a gunpowder.
Until it turns black, it's a firecracker.
Then, they spread the black gunpowder in a round bowl.
If you stack the same thing twice...
It's a firework!
Now, the correct answer is...
It's a firework!
It's entertainment!
Takamina keeps saying it's entertainment!
Cat's toilet! Cat's toilet!
Cat's poop!
Cat's poop is entertainment for Takamina!
This girl is troublesome!
Boss Round!
A.K.B. Kashiwagi vs EXILE Takashi!
The next question is the last one.
It's the final question.
Will they catch up?
Let's go!
What are they making with their entertainment goods?
It's close! It's close!
You can do it, right?
He's fast!
Yoshimura...
Strawberry yogurt!
He's satisfied with the smell.
Boss, you can do it now!
Everyone, do your best!
Let's go!
Entertainment goods...
What are they making?
What is it? What is it?
Firecrackers...
What is it?
What is it? What is it?
This time, they spread it in a brown container.
What is it?
I know it!
What is it?
A.K.B. Kashiwagi vs EXILE Takashi!
Let's see what ENTAMI GOODS is making!
Yes, Yoshimura!
It's like a mask made of rubber!
A party goods mask!
A.K.B. Kashiwagi vs EXILE Takashi!
I'm sorry!
But I'm EXILE, so it's okay!
Please look at the continuation.
This white thing is actually plaster.
When this hardens, it sucks out the sand inside and pours in the melted rubber.
Do you want me to take it from here?
And you throw away everything except what you need.
I see. You only use the film.
Put the remaining rubber and plaster on fire.
Harden the rubber.
Take only the rubber out of it.
When you add color...
Spider-Man!
The mask is complete!
So the correct answer was the mask!
Thank you very much!
I'm relieved! I should have made more fun of you!
The result is only strawberry milk.
Only!
But it was very funny!
It was very funny!
Thank you!
The video quiz competition is...
EXILE wins by 3-1!
The next competition is...
A.K.B. and EXILE!
Who knows more about each other?
From now on, A.K.B. will answer common questions about EXILE...
And EXILE will answer common questions about A.K.B.
Who knows more about each other?
First round, EXILE questions!
The answerer is...
A.K.B. and EXILE!
Questions!
As you know, EXILE's big hit song "CHOO CHOO TRAIN".
The dance for this song's intro is very famous.
Now, that dance!
Do you turn right? Or do you turn left?
Ah, I see!
Then please write it down! No discussion!
But this is easy!
You can turn it over and over again!
That's right!
If you have 5 or more friends, you can do it, right?
That's quite an enjoyable party!
That's easy!
By the way, Atsushi-san, which way do you think it is?
Incorrect!
What?!
Then, isn't it what I do when people gather together at night?!
That's wrong!
That's so uncool!
Then, Kashiwagi, please give us the answer!
Ta-dah!
Turn left!
Turn left...
Then, here is the answer!
The correct answer is...
Turn left!
Kashiwagi-san is correct!
By the way, the dance for "CHOO CHOO TRAIN"'s intro "CHOO" is...
CHOO
Turn right!
It's the opposite of "EXILE"!
The reason is...
When I first thought of doing "CHOO CHOO TRAIN", I was watching a video of the choreography.
I watched it while watching TV...
And I did it like that?!
Are you kidding me?!
Is that the reason?!
That's right!
First round, AKB questions!
The answers are from AKB members' big fans, EXILE and Nesquik!
Here's the question!
What does an AKB fan say about their favorite member?
Then, what does an AKB fan say about their second favorite member?
What?! There's such a thing?!
Aside from your favorite member?
Who's your second favorite member?
I knew your favorite member, but...
Then, Nesquik, here's the clip!
Second...
I don't know. It doesn't come up at all.
Then, let's announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Nihoshi!
Nihoshi is correct!
Nihoshi...
By the way, if you really like someone, Kamioshi!
If you don't have a specific favorite member, DD!
Anyone can love DD!
Kamioshi and Oshimen are different, aren't they?
Yes, they're separated.
They're gods.
Nesquik, you like Oshimen, don't you?
You like Kamioshi, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Then, it's Kamioshi.
Kamioshi!
How about Miyazawa?
Even though Nesmith pushes you so much, you don't push Nesmith at all.
Second round, Exile problem.
The answer is A.K.A.B. - Intermo.
It's a problem.
When Exile debuted, all of you were paid the same amount of salary.
Then, how much was the salary of all of you when you debuted?
I don't know.
Was it salary-wise, Exile?
Yes, it was like that in the beginning.
All of you were paid the same amount of salary when you debuted?
Yes, we were paid the same amount of salary.
Even the leader?
Even Hiro was paid the same amount of salary.
What?!
But when it comes to salary, how much was Yoshimura paid in May?
In May, I was paid 113 yen.
Wow.
I have to say it every month.
I was called by an adult I've never met in my company and I was scolded.
You don't have to say it every month.
Really?!
Yes.
Please show us the board.
150,000 yen.
I see.
Then, Matsu-san, who actually debuted, please tell us about the salary you were paid.
60,000 yen.
What?!
It's so cheap!
Because you can't make a living, right?
That's right. Even when we go eat beef bowl or something,
Ussan, Makidai and I and the three of us often say this,
We order one beef salad and three bowls of rice.
We wrap the beef salad and eat it.
With that and rice?
That's right.
Wow, but the three men who love eating get together and order one beef salad!
That's right, but it was fun.
It somehow worked out.
It somehow works out.
If you work hard, it somehow works out!
It's a dream world!
If you work hard, like Yoshimura, you can make 1,130,000 yen!
If you work hard.
You can!
You can easily do it!
Second Round - AKB Questions
The answers are "beef" and "sword"
Here are the questions!
Among the AKB members,
there is a member who used to be an EXILE back dancer.
Who is it?
Is that so?
Well then, Kenji-san, please give us the answer!
Itano Tomomi-san.
Itano?!
Itano-san used to go to our specialized school.
She used to dance with us in "ChuChuTrain" when we were still white.
So it's like "kids"?
Yes, it's like "kids".
"Kids"?
When we were little.
She said it!
Why did you say the answer?!
She said it!
That's right! Itano was 12 years old on New Year's Day in 2003.
As an exile's back dancer, she participated in the Kouhaku Uta Gassen and was dancing Chuchu Train.
Atsushi told Itano during practice that he should give her a chair.
And she remembered it very kindly.
Oh, really?
When I was little, everyone told me, "You're standing up. I feel sorry for you."
Atsushi, you have a lot of kind people!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
The third round is exile questions.
The answerers are a.k.a. Takahashi and...
Questions!
Kinteifei, who is flamboyantly performed at a concert.
Here is the question.
Kinteifi, who is performed at an exile concert, has a gimmick that makes fans happy.
What is it?
Here is the answer!
A message from a member.
Is it written on the tape?
A.k.a. V has one, too.
Oh, really?
Yes.
But he never thinks of a message, does he?
He does!
Why?!
He writes it himself!
He does?
Yes, he does.
Now, please show us the answer that you actually brought the gold tape with you.
Okay.
It's a message from a member.
Correct!
What?! Handwritten?!
It's handwritten!
Yes.
It's handwritten!
Yes, yes.
It's from a member's personal room.
Wow!
Yes.
We don't get to see it for about 10, 20 seconds after it's released.
We desperately pick it up.
We all pick it up.
Third round, A.K.A.B. Questions!
The winners get to exile in March!
Questions!
It's simple.
It's a word game.
It's not a clock.
It's a word game.
What are the lyrics of the hidden part?
The hint is this song title.
Everyone, you know it, right?
"Overflow"?
It's rude of you to get it right with this.
It's rude of you, Matsu-san.
I'm sure you can write it.
If you sing along with the flow, it'll come up, right?
It will come up.
Now, please give us the answer.
Go ahead!
"Love".
The word "love" is good, isn't it?
Is it?
It feels like you're writing it without thinking.
Matsu-san.
I'm getting used to it!
You don't have to think about love.
I only think about love in spring.
Now, let's look at the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Now, let's look at the answer along with the choreography.
Pay attention to Oshima's fingers.
First, put your finger in first position and say "i".
Open both hands and say "to" with ten fingers.
Say "shi" with four fingers.
Say "sa" with three fingers.
Lastly, make a round circle with your finger and say "wa".
Now, the correct answer is...
"Love" is "deshita".
Which one is it?
"Love" is "deshita".
Wow, they're going for it!
But the lyrics are like that.
Even though they wrote such a beautiful love song for us, we have to do it correctly.
In the common quiz battle, AKB won by 2 to 1.
The next battle is...
AKB VS EXILE, which one is better at dancing?
Both of them are beautiful dances, which fascinate many audiences.
Tonight, such a dream dance battle will take place.
The battle stage is...
Real dance game "Dance Evolution" with full body sensor.
This game is to see if you're dancing like the characters in the screen.
This sensor camera detects your movements and calculates your points.
This is a full-scale dance game.
In other words, you'll be asked about your dancing ability.
Will it be AKB or EXILE who will win this dance battle?
Both of us always dance.
We can't lose.
But AKB also dances every day.
That's right.
But...
First Round.
AKB KASHIWAGI VS EXILE NESUMISU.
The song is CARRIE PAMIPAMI's "PONPONPON".
The dance features are comical movements.
AKB and EXILE dance to CARRIE's song that you can't see anywhere else.
Who will win?
Let's get started.
Dance battle, start!
Which one?
Look at me!
It's starting.
Nice!
Which one?
You can do it!
Nice, right?
Which one?
Amazing!
Which one?
Amazing!
She's amazing!
She's dancing!
Which one?
You can do it!
Nice!
Which one?
I don't know if I'm doing it right.
Let's do it again.
You can do it!
Remember the speed.
I can't do it!
Wait!
It's over!
Stop!
Don't do it like this!
Matsu-san, I can't see your cute pose.
I can't see it.
Did you graduate from Exile?
It's not good!
Now, we will announce the scores.
Did AKB win?
Or did Exile lose?
AKB team has 214,867 points.
Exile and Nessmus have 220,868 points.
They won!
Exile team won!
Second round.
AKB Itano vs Exile Matsu.
If Itano doesn't cut here, AKB will lose.
We can't lose!
I don't like bad memories.
You don't like bad memories?
I don't like it.
I forget the choreography right away.
Matsu-san, what do you think?
I can't lose.
Nessmus also won.
I didn't hear it at all.
Matsu-san!
Nessmus won!
It's okay.
It's okay if I don't speak alone.
The song is Disco Music's "Unity".
AKB and Exile don't usually dance this genre.
Who will win?
Let's begin.
Dance battle, start!
What is this?
Happy New Year!
Here are the scores!
Did AKB win?
Or did AKB exile lose?
AKB team has 188211 points!
EXILE team has 183444 points!
Itano wins!
We lost!
I'm so frustrated!
We won!
Itano!
I'm so frustrated!
A dance battle!
The result is a one-on-one draw!
All five teams have fought on three stages so far!
The final battle will be held on the last stage!
The battle is...
Group song "Interlocking"!
AKB and EXILE!
Who knows more about Japanese songs?
The battle will be held on "Interlocking"!
The song will be performed by two or more people including a duo.
The rules are exactly the same as the popular show of that year.
Only the person who picks up the ping-pong ball on the table can answer.
AKB and EXILE!
Who knows more about Japanese songs?
This is a little scary.
It's scary!
It's scary for everyone to go like "gah"!
Because you'll hit it.
It's so scary for me that I don't know I'm going forward and I'm wearing sandals.
What are you doing?
Hey!
Doris!
Do it properly up to your feet!
You can't run!
Let's go!
Group song "Interlocking"!
You're fast!
Miyazawa!
When I was a girl...
"zee"!
The title of the song is...
Don't do it!
I didn't know it at all.
Didn't you like it?
No, I'm empty.
Please be careful.
That's the worst part.
Let's see the clip.
Intro.
The song is...
SAKURA!
You're right!
It was SAKURA!
Let's see the next one.
Intro.
My answer is...
HANABI!
It was HANABI by Mr.Children.
AKB has won three times in a row.
EXILE hasn't even moved yet.
Matsu-san, you haven't moved even one step.
I really can't move.
You haven't moved.
Let's see the next one.
Intro.
The song is...
KANAEKI by TOTO MIYAZAMA!
It was KANAEKI by TOTO MIYAZAMA!
What is it?
It's quite different, isn't it?
It's because you haven't moved yet.
But I'm wearing sandals!
That's not the point!
You just don't know the song!
Anyway, you have to think about it as you go.
Let's see the next one.
Grape song.
Intro.
See?
You know it!
What is this intro?
What is this?
What are you doing?
Why?
Why do you fly?
It was so much fun!
Why is that?
I've always wanted to do it!
If you don't do it, you're being rude to this artist!
I got it!
Glory's winning run!
Correct!
Yuzu's A part was revealed!
It was like a strange music video!
If it was Yuzu's feelings, it would have been a problem!
Let's go!
Gleb's song!
Intro!
Don!
Don't lose!
Correct!
You were third and didn't lose!
You're super famous!
Didn't you know this?
If the other team catches you, you'll know!
If you catch me, you'll know!
Let's go catch him!
If you catch me and you don't know, you can just leave me alone!
Is that possible?
You can just leave me alone!
Let's go!
Gleb's song!
Intro!
Don!
Let's go!
Did you know?
If you didn't know, you're super famous!
You didn't know!
Let's hear it one more time!
Intro!
Don!
Correct!
I honestly didn't know!
It's a team!
Mesmis!
Ultrasoul!
It was Ultrasoul with the beads!
And now, the exile's counterattack begins!
Alright!
Next up is the Ultra Intro Quiz, so you each get 2 points.
Wow!
Can we turn things around?
Let's do it!
Ultra!
Intro!
Don!
Nesmus?
Which one?
Nesmus!
Love Machine!
You got 2 points!
Alright, let's do it!
Grape song!
Ultra!
Intro!
Don!
I don't know!
You're lying!
I know! I know!
If you don't know, put it down!
Put it down!
Put it down! Put it down!
Hurry up and put it down!
If you don't know, put it down!
Mister!
Wow!
I wanted to get this!
I'm happy!
I was only here for that!
Wow!
I'm wearing sandals, so I can't run at all!
Let's do it!
Ultra!
Matsu-san!
Yes?
You haven't moved yet!
I'll move!
I'll get it!
Let's do it!
Ultra!
Intro!
Don!
Matsu-san!
Matsu-san, this is...
Matsu-san!
Matsu-san, this is...
You know this, right?
「I WISH FOR YOU」
Correct!
「I WISH FOR YOU」
You can't go wrong with this!
You can do it, Gyakuten!
Let's do it!
Ultra!
Ultra! Intro!
Intro! Don!
Go! Go! Go!
Flying Get!
Yeah!
Correct!
It was 「Flying Get」 at AKB48!
As expected!
I'm glad it wasn't 「Flying Get」!
Was the board moving just now?
Yes, a little.
A little?
She knew about it.
Let's go.
Super Ultra Introdon
I know it!
Do you want me to ask you one more time?
Super Ultra Introdon
Do you want me to ask you one more time?
This question is something AKB wants you to know.
But you know it too, right?
Yes!
Do you want me to ask you one more time?
I don't think so.
Let's go.
Super Ultra Introdon
Don't be angry!
What is it?
Why did you say it?
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
I'm sorry.
I'll ask you a little longer version.
Let's go.
Super Ultra Introdon
Go ahead.
Don't take off your sailor clothes.
Correct!
Don't take off your sailor clothes.
Let's go.
"Super Ultra Intro" DON!
You can take it off!
Love, love, love
Thank you!
"Dreams Come True" and "Love, love, love"
In fact, EXILE had a very unexpected connection with DREAMCAM.
In the past, we performed at DREAMCAM's concert.
Did you dance in the back?
We did it only once.
But KIRO has always been a support member.
I see!
Amazing!
So far, AKB has won by 12-7.
In order for EXILE to win, they have to answer all three questions correctly.
Can they do it?
Let's go.
"Super Ultra Intro" DON!
You can take it off!
Flower
Correct!
"Flower" by ORANGE RANGE!
I'm so happy!
It's so exciting!
Three more points!
If you get two more questions, it's a reversal.
Let's go.
"Super Ultra Intro" DON!
You got it!
Isn't it your first time?
I've seen it before.
Dance Pompogolin
"BB Quiz" was "Dance Pompogolin"!
One more point!
Nice match!
The last question of "BB Quiz"!
Will AKB win by correct answer?
Or will EXILE win?
Who will win?
Let's go! "Super Ultra Intro" Don!
Matsu-san!
Well...
No!
Matsu-san?
Well...
Buds!
Correct!
Well done!
Awesome!
Intro Quiz Battle is 13-12 and Exile wins!
Now all stages are over.
Two wins and one loss and one draw.
The strongest entertainment group will be decided by Exile!
And now, Atsushi has a request for Exile.
Finally, I have a request for you.
Now that Exile members are here, let's dance together.
You want to do it, don't you?
Now, all members will dance with Exile.
Can they dance well?
Now, let's start.
Music, start!
Let's go!
Next time, July 13th, 2 hours special!
The topic is...
Who will win against Nippon inch and Nippon?
2 hours special!
Kendama!
Success!
Bike trial!
Rubik's cube!
In addition, lifting with Nippon inch!
Ex-Nippon representative does lifting competition!
2 hours special is...
July 13th, 7pm!