AISubs v3.5
Captain Kiohara fought against the Draven Corps.
The size of my hip was decided.
I want it! I want it!
Game over!
The current popular genius actress...
Everyone is deceiving me!
Inamori Izumi and Kitanoki's acting battle!
And Maeda Azuko...
Korean model Tomi Abra...
Everyone is deceiving me!
Celebrities' annual income!
My income is 3.5 million yen.
How much is it?
My real savings are...
One million yen.
Sales are booming!
New show "Gachigase"!
Everything is special!
Welcome to the new show "Gachigase"!
I'm your host, Tamura Toshi!
I'm your host, Tamura Ryo!
I'm your host, Tamuji Yusuke!
Every individual in the world...
is and is not real!
The ultimate battle begins!
Our guests this week are...
Today's guests are Kazuhiro Kiyohara, Tetsuro Degawa, and Atsushi Tsutsumista!
I wish it was just Kiyohara!
Tonight's guests are...
Kazuhiro Kiyohara...
Tetsuro Degawa...
Atsushi Tsutsumista of Impulse...
And Sanrenshu, a baseball fanatic!
Kiyohara-san, whether you like it or not...
It's up to you.
It's up to you to find out the truth.
Baseball is that kind of sport.
That's right.
But today...
Tetsuro Degawa-san...
I love you so much!
In addition to this manly team...
Tonight, we have one more special guest!
Please come out!
And from the women who didn't win...
Izumi Inamori, Kii Kitano, and Shouei Miura!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Tonight, we have one more group of guests.
Inamori Izumi, Kii Kitano, Shouhei Miura, Zio Drama "Cleopatra's Three Women",
and the "Gachigase" team that will welcome this vocalist team are...
Maeda Atsuko, Takahashi Minami, Kojima Haruna, Takajo Aki,
and Mitsuman Gloves!
So there are three of you in the A.K.A. "Three Women", right?
No, there aren't. Is there any other reason for that?
No, there isn't.
What are you touching?
Are you going to appear in the video or not?
Leave me alone!
First of all, let's take a look at...
Your eyes!
From now on, ten men will appear.
However, among them, there is a "real woman", that is, a "serious woman"!
Can you really see through a "serious woman" just by looking at her?
"Gachigase Woman"!
First of all, the leader team and the A.K.A. team will compete!
"Gachigase Woman"!
Start!
What does it mean?
Does it mean there is someone else?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
There is a woman in here.
Don't look at her.
I don't know.
One of you looks like him.
It's difficult.
How many girls are there in these 10 girls?
Let me tell you only for those of you who watch TV.
There are 6 girls.
Do you know which 6 girls are girls?
First of all, we will have a battle between AKB's ace Maeda and the boss of the 9th floor.
Let's get started.
By the way, if you make a mistake, gas will blow up.
Please be careful.
This is only a trial.
If you make a mistake, you will be punished.
Hey, Mr. Komada, are you stupid?
Mr. Kiyohara, Mr. Kiyohara.
Is this man a real woman or a fake woman?
Please answer me.
He is a real woman.
He is a woman.
Mr. Kiyohara, you are a real woman.
That's right.
When I said "she is a fake woman", I was a little surprised.
You were surprised, weren't you?
Maeda.
Her face looks like a make-up artist.
Oh, I see.
Her beard is blue, too.
Then, please answer him.
I am a woman.
What is it?
Both teams are correct!
I am a woman, Ku.
Ku-san! Ku-san!
But you have a good style. Do you do any dance?
I used to be a model.
Did you do it as a male model?
Both.
Both?
There is a picture of you when you were running.
Here it is.
Cute!
I am often asked "Is it cute?"
I don't like it!
But you look great.
Both teams are correct!
Now, please choose the next person.
One person.
I would like you to continue dancing like this.
Please do it in a row.
Let's do it in a row.
The next match is between the boss of "Joukigen" and Kojima of "AKB".
Is this man a woman?
Or is he a man?
Now, please answer.
Go ahead!
Mr. Kiwara is a woman.
Kojima is also a woman.
Both of you are women.
I see.
Mr. Kiwara, is this man a man?
If you look at his crotch...
Mr. Kiwara, are you interested in this?
Are you interested in this?
Mr. Kiwara, are you interested in this?
Certainly, he has a strong opinion about his crotch.
Cute!
Now, please answer.
I am a woman.
Go ahead!
Mr. Kiwara, are you interested in this?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I want it! I want it!
This person has a VTR with her boyfriend.
What?
Here it is!
What is it?
It's a mirror!
Ms. Takahiro is walking on a cherry tree with her boyfriend.
Was she in a good mood that day?
She doesn't care about what others think.
Cute!
Cherry blossoms will fall!
How long have you been dating her?
About a week.
A week!
How did you meet?
We were drinking and I fell in love with her.
Was she like you?
This is difficult!
Mr. Kiwara, are you interested in this?
I want it!
No!
Now, please choose the next opponent!
One team!
It's a pity for me to lose like this.
I'll be the captain.
No! I'll only be the captain!
The captain of the triathlete, Mr. Kiwara, is...
A.K.B. Ms. Takahashi!
Is this man...
a real woman...
or...
a fake woman?
This is difficult!
Now...
Please answer!
A.K.B. Ms. Takahashi!
Ms. Takahashi, why?
I think he's just an old man.
Just...
an old man?
Why are you answering like you know the answer?
You can't say you know the answer!
Kibara-san, please say it! It's not "onee"!
It's definitely not it!
Then, let's have him answer it!
I'm "onee"!
That's it!
No, no, it's correct for an old man who made fun of you to say it!
It's an old man who made fun of you, and it's "onee"!
Well, even if you say "onee", we do our daily work, so we usually say "onee" as well.
This person runs an office as a certified accountant.
And, surprisingly, everyone in this company is "onee"!
Accountant "onee"?!
Eh, this person is "onee"?!
Eh?!
I'm quite busy these days.
If that's the case, I'm really curious about...
Do you have any relationship with each other?
It's not like we don't, it's just that we don't.
Eh, what's your favorite type of guy?
Um, like Tetsuro Degawa-san.
He's really popular today!
Triangle relationship! Triangle relationship!
Degawa-san and Tetsuro Degawa-san!
Triangle relationship!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Takahashi likes Degawa-san.
And, um, the third person is also Degawa-san.
There's no such thing as "popular"!
To be honest, I'm the most popular today in the entertainment world!
Seriously!
I'm really popular today!
Next up is...
Two-time champion and...
A.K.A. "Takahashi"'s match!
Will this man...
Be "onee" for real...
Or...
Be "onee" for fake?!
Here it is!
Everyone!
Isn't it "onee" for real?!
Well, then... Please answer!
Go ahead!
For real!
Well then, let's have the person himself answer!
I am "onee"!
I don't have one!
He was fooled!
My name is Seishi Miyazaki. I am 33 years old.
I am a coach of a sports club.
But, Kiyohara-san, you are the only one who is looking down on us.
Everyone else is looking down on you.
Which one are you most confident about?
When Kiyohara-san was eating cangas, he looked like "onee" a little bit.
No, no, no!
Is it possible that you have "onee" hair?
No, no, no!
You are not denying it at all!
If you deny it, deny it!
If you don't have "onee" hair, say nothing!
The captain who has "onee" suspicion has appeared!
Once again, one "ace" has appeared!
Is this man...
a "gachi onee"
or...
a "gaseone"
This is the fastest.
No, no, no!
This is difficult!
The captain suddenly lost confidence and kept looking this way!
That's right!
I don't know!
In just 15 minutes,
the captain has taken "gas" three times!
We can't show you his cruel appearance anymore!
The fifth person...
"gachi onee" or...
gaseone
Please answer!
"wakareta" "gadase"
You're confident?
I've always been worried about my bangs.
I don't want it to be a boy's or a girl's.
It's true that boys don't really care about it.
I'll answer, Kiyohara-san.
Why?
I did some reading.
This is the result.
The boss looks very anxious.
Is this man...
a "gachione"
or...
a "gaseone"?
The boss' guess is "gase".
And Maida's guess is "gachi".
Could it be...
I'm a "onee".
Could it be...
I'm a "onee".
It's not "onee".
The team wins!
Congratulations!
If it's not "onee", it's "gachione"!
As expected of the boss!
This is Yuki Oikawa.
She goes to a private high school in Tokyo.
She's a 17-year-old active high school student.
What?
Do you always make mistakes?
Sometimes.
Sometimes, I dare to speak in a low voice.
It's been a while since she answered correctly.
This time, it's a "gachionei" and "gachinko" battle!
Now...
It's a big man battle!
This man is...
Gachi onee-ka or Gase onee-ka?
Please give us the answer!
Gachi!
Gase onee-ka!
Gachi!
How is it?
His skin is smooth.
It's not like this skin.
The mix is Gase!
I don't think this hairstyle is popular now.
Is this man...
Smooth skin onee-ka or...
Mix onee-ka or Gase onee-ka?
I'm onee-ka!
No, it's not.
Boss, it's his 4th gas straight hit today.
Wow, 3 times!
By the way, this is a Korean, Oh Jonghyun, 27 years old.
He's a true man who works at the Hanryu cafe in Shingoku.
Boss's showdown continues!
The next opponent is Takahashi Minami!
Is this man...
...a true man...
...or...
...a fake man?!
Please give us your answer!
Kiwara is a fake man!
Takahashi Minami is...
...a true man!
Now, which of them has seen through this showdown?!
I am...
...a fake man!
This is Yasuko, who works at a bar in Shingoku.
This is what she looks like at the bar!
There's a bit of Matsuko-san in there.
The type of man Yasuko-san likes is...
In the woman's world, he's called "GM"
Gori-macho
Which means...
Do you like men like Kyohara-san?
Of course!
I love him!
What do you want from Kyohara-san?
I want him to do anything for me.
Banjo-taji-taji
We've only answered 2 questions so far!
Our next opponent is...
Kojima Haruma!
Is this man...
"Gachi-onee" or...
"Gase-onee"?!
Now, please give us your answer!
Gachi
Oh, it's "gachi", Kyohara-san?
You're wearing "gachi" with your "ichiban" shoulder.
I'm wearing "ichiban" with my shoulder!
It's beautiful, right?
Where is "ichiban" beautiful?
It's under my make-up!
"Bancho" and "Kojima"...
These men thought they were "gachi-onee" together...
But...
I am...
"onee"...
Not "onee"!
"Jochi" is correct!
This man...
Was chosen by "Jun-Mr. Jochi" in 2011.
"Maeda Yugo" is 23 years old.
His true name is...
"ordinary man".
"Bancho" has been "gassing" for 6 years in 8 minutes.
I'd like to settle this right now!
However, after this...
"Bancho" reveals his super-cool appearance!
Is this man a "gachi onee" or a "gase onee" ?
Then, number 9! "gachi onee" or "gase onee" ?
Please press the switch. Go ahead!
Gase
Gachi
He looks like he's trying hard to stand up.
You're amazing!
What do you mean "trying hard" ?
Now, which of them has seen through him ?
I'm "onee" !
"Onee" !
Are you serious ?
Then, I'll choose "zanae" !
"Zanae" !
You don't need "zakutei" !
My favorite person is "eguzae"'s Matsu.
But I love "kiohara" too.
I want to run.
If you say "onee" now, you'll do it, won't you ?
"Bancho" ! Hold him !
"Bancho" ! Hold "bancho" !
Can you hug "zanae" once for me ?
zanae
You're too excited, boss!
I was about to go for the dead ball!
You're not the type of person to run away!
You should be the one running away!
In place of the boss who has lost all of his muscles, Degas has appeared!
He's going to battle with Ace Maeda!
Is this man a real boss?
Or...
A fake boss?
This is difficult...
This is...
A delicate line...
His eyebrows...
Are sharp...
Let's begin!
Is this man a real boss?
Or...
A fake boss?
Please answer!
He is...
A real boss!
Even though it's the last question, the answer is the same!
With this, it's going to get exciting!
Are you sure about this?
Wait a minute!
Are you sure about this, boss?
Do you think you can make me dance like this, boss?
Are you kidding me?!
Are you sure about this?
Wait a minute!
Are you saying that he actually went up there and told everyone that he has lost all of his muscles and made everyone jealous of him?
And that he plans what to do next?
What are you talking about?!
Will Degas, who has changed his answer, laugh?
Or...
Is this man really Ace Maeda?
I am...
Ancho Moyoru!
However, Anchatano failed!
Earlier, the face of the person next to No. 2 didn't come out yet, right?
- That date? - Yes, isn't it?
- That means it's the other person? - Somehow, the atmosphere...
- Eh?! - If you got it right, you're amazing!
- Maeda-chan, you're amazing! - Eh?!
I'm really interested in No. 2!
You're kidding me, right?!
This serious lady...
Actually...
Is No. 2's boyfriend!
- That's right! - Holding hands tightly and confirming their love...
And...
As expected, you have a name!
Without worrying about the first glance, a kiss!
No...
It's not a kiss you want to see slowly!
In the end, instead of an AKB team that has lost a lot, it's a team that has grown!
Next up is Inamori Izumi's team, CO Drama Team Guide!
Breaking the ice is...
A child's play!
Gachiko!
Gaseko!
The two of us together are...
Gachigase Sisters!
That's right! Gachigase Sisters!
7-year-old genius child actor, Kobayashi Seiran- chan, has acknowledged her age as well!
Ran-chan isn't here!
She's active in dramas and movies, and today she'll be playing...
She's not here! She's not here!
Gachiko and Gaseko!
Gachiko is actually experiencing a certain theme.
Gaseko is acting as if he is experiencing it.
Even though he is only 7 years old, he is a genius actor.
Can Gachiko, who is actually experiencing it, break the ice?
I will deceive you with my acting!
The first round is Takajo Aki versus Inamori Izumi!
The first theme is...
Cake!
Yay! It's cake!
It looks delicious!
Gachiko is eating a whole strawberry cake for 6,800 yen.
Which one is it?
Let's eat!
Gachiko is eating a whole strawberry cake for 6,800 yen.
Which one is it?
Let's eat!
It's delicious!
Gachiko is eating a whole strawberry cake for 6,800 yen.
Which one is it?
It's fluffy!
Gachiko is eating a whole strawberry cake for 6,800 yen.
Which one is it?
I don't know!
It's fluffy!
Who says so?!
This one is big!
It looks good, doesn't it?
Gachiko is eating a whole cake for 6,800 yen.
What's this?
Gachiko's cake. I love it!
I can't stand it!
So, is Gachiko eating a real cake, A...
or B?
Everyone, you know which one is A, right?
We don't know at all.
Now, let's see your answers.
Is Gachiko eating A or B?
Please answer!
It's A!
It's mainly A!
Why is it A?
Well, A was using a spoon...
What was it?
Was it a fork?
Was it a fork or a spoon?
She used a fork because she felt like there was a real cake in it.
That's what she said.
I see.
When she was eating it, she was looking at the cake and saying "it's delicious".
Her gaze?
She was looking away and saying "it's delicious".
If it's B, I'd be embarrassed.
Now, let's see. Is it A or B?
Here is the correct answer.
Now, here is the correct answer.
Gachiko was eating a cake...
It's A!
It's true.
It's delicious!
I want to eat it, too!
Now, both teams are correct!
It was funny, but that "b" acting was also scary.
The second round is "kojima haruna vs. kita no kei".
The next topic is "tickling".
Which one of you is tickled on the back of your feet with arms and wings?
I'm not good at acting like I'm being tickled.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Which one of you is tickled on the back of your feet with arms and wings?
Please choose one.
Which one is it?
Both of you are cute!
Both of you are really cute.
Which one of you is actually tickled?
Which one of you is acting like you're being tickled?
Which one of you is actually being tickled?
Or is it "b"?
Which one of you is actually being tickled? "a" or "b"? Please answer!
"b" and "a"
I don't know.
Kusano-san, why did you think it was "a"?
I didn't know.
On the contrary, I thought she was smiling a lot.
Straightly.
I thought she was smiling a lot.
So you thought she was smiling a lot.
And you thought it was "a"
I see.
How about you, Kojima?
Both of them were cute, but "b" looked more like a child.
"b" was the one who was holding her body.
I see.
It seems like you are going to bring up "b" in your acting plan.
"a" was "bata bata bata"
I see.
"b" or "bata bata bata"
Aren't they both acting?
Here is the correct answer!
The child who was actually being tickled is...
"b"!
Thank you for your hard work.
Kitano-san, unfortunately...
I didn't know!
Right?!
Wow! I'm sorry!
Inamori-san knew about it.
Oh, really?
You knew about it? What was the point of it?
Maybe...
Since I wasn't actually tickled...
I think my acting got bigger.
With your legs?!
Yes.
I was trying to do my best.
I see!
This game is deep.
It's a deep game.
Well, let's get started.
"Gachigase Sisters"!
Takahashi Minami and Miyura Shouhei...
will act as genius actress Kobayashi Seiran-chan!
The next topic is...
Food you hate.
What food do you hate?
Green peppers.
What?!
From now on, Gachiko will eat green peppers...
and Gachiko will eat her favorite...
octopus and sausage!
Now, which one is Gachiko eating...
green peppers that she hates?!
Thank you for the food!
If you really like it, you can eat more of it, right?
That's right!
Delicious!
Can you eat it, too?
Of course!
It should come out somewhere, right?
Delicious!
I don't know at all.
Which do you like more, eating your favorite peppers deliciously, A or B?
Delicious!
Everyone, you know which one is better, right?
I would like you to choose.
Please answer whether you like A or B more!
A!
Miyura, you said you didn't know at all, but which one is better, A or B?
Well, we were watching each other a lot in the beginning.
We watch what we don't like and decide whether we should eat it or not.
So I think that's why it's A.
Before you eat it, you were conscious of it and chose A.
I see.
I'll answer. Takamina, which one is B?
When I ate it a little, I said "thank you for the food" but then I changed my mind.
And when he was talking, he had a face full of disgusting things in his mouth.
I also have that kind of face when I eat disgusting things.
The correct answer is...
Here is the correct answer!
Gachiko, who was eating a bell pepper that she hated,
was eating a bell pepper that she hated,
[Laughter]
"Gekidan Hitori" Team is correct!
[Applause]
- It's natural. - Yes.
I'm happy!
- Eyes are important. - Yes.
- That's what this segment is about. - Yes.
The fourth round is "Baedal Atsuko vs. Inabori Izume".
The last question is "Are there any animals you don't like?"
Are there any animals you don't like?
- Frogs. - Frogs.
Can you touch them if you act?
I think I can do it if I have fun.
Go!
So, this huge frog...
Can you pet it as if you're touching this super cute poodle?
This is fun!
By the way, Seiran who actually saw the frog...
This expression...
It's cute!
Now, Gachiko will be petted by the frog she hates.
And Gaseko will be petted by the poodle.
So, which one is Gachiko petting the frog she hates?
- It's cute! - It's cute!
One of them is Gachiko looking at the frog over the cage...
And one of them is Gaseko looking at the poodle.
It's really cute when you look at it from behind!
It's so small!
Its eyes are twinkling!
Now, which one is Gachiko petting the frog she hates?
She's so quiet.
Feels good.
I want to take her home like this.
I want to go home, too.
Is Gachiko petting the frog she hates A or B?
Which one is Gachiko?
I have no idea.
Let's see your answers.
A or B? Please answer.
B!
When B first came, I was like "Look at me!".
I see.
Madam B.
Yes?
Why?
Didn't Emma attract him at first?
She wasn't close.
Let's see the correct video.
Did she attract him?
Let's see the correct video.
I think she did.
Which one is Gachiko petting the frog she hates?
A!
This is amazing.
You said "ah"!
I'm frustrated.
But you can tell if there's a frog in front of you that you're scared.
The battle between AKB and the drum team is a draw.
And the boss appears again.
This time, he'll show off his unexpected talent!
Breaking the world's lies, "Gachigase in the world"!
The staff went to...
Korea!
Korea is said to be a beauty country, and as you know, there are many women who pursue beauty.
For example, this woman.
Two years ago...
And this woman.
Three years ago...
Wow!
No way!
Although there is a risk of failure, there are many people who pursue beauty until they become an adult.
In fact, former President Roh Moo-hyun also...
Huh?
After becoming a member of the drum team, his face is now the face that women admire the most in Korea.
Actress Kim Tae-hee's face.
The president of a clinic that examines about 10,000 women a year says...
Kim Tae-hee's features are her half-moon-shaped eyes, double eyelids, and a nose that goes through her nose and has a three-dimensional effect.
There are many women who admire such a Western- like face.
Can anyone become like Kim Tae-hee?
Using the latest simulator, we did a simulation with three faces.
I didn't do it on purpose.
No, it's pretty.
Kim Tae-hee's big nose, high cheeks, and hairline disappeared and became a face you wouldn't think of as a man's face.
One of the theories is that one in five Korean women is married.
Is that really the case?
Let's ask people on the street.
That's a great question.
Are you married?
I'm interested.
Are you married?
Yes.
Huh? You're married?
I'm married.
Huh?
I know. I know.
I have a nose.
I made it double.
I shaved my eyes, nose, and outline.
Are you serious?
On the streets of Myeongdong, which is said to be Korea's Harajuku, there were many married women.
"Serious Marriage in the World" Korean edition.
Look at the serious and married lives of married women.
Question one.
In Korea, staff met these seven women.
Six of them have plastic surgery.
Don't hit people who don't have plastic surgery.
Look only at people who have plastic surgery.
Only one of you doesn't have plastic surgery?
Each team will answer alternately to women who think they have plastic surgery.
If you hit women who don't have plastic surgery, gas will be sprayed all over the team, so please be careful.
It's a serious mistake.
You just pressed it suddenly.
It's a serious mistake. I'm sorry.
Among these seven, look only at six of them who have plastic surgery.
Let's start with one team.
Who do you think has plastic surgery?
Let me see.
Yes.
Well...
Number seven.
Yes.
She's been saying she has plastic surgery.
Only one of you has plastic surgery.
Which part of you has plastic surgery?
Eyes, nose, chin.
All of you have plastic surgery.
Is number seven woman having plastic surgery?
Really?
It's not different at all.
She doesn't have plastic surgery.
This is the face before having plastic surgery.
Let's start with three serious teams.
Well...
Number three?
Number three.
Does number three have plastic surgery?
She does.
Really?
Does number three woman have plastic surgery?
Well done!
This is the face before having plastic surgery.
Next, the first team, Kiwara-san.
What will you do?
Have you decided, chief?
Number 4.
Number 4?
Then, is number 4 woman having plastic surgery?
This is Shizu-chan, isn't it?
It's not Shizu-chan.
This is the face before having plastic surgery.
Next, Maeda-chan.
Yes, number 2.
Number 2?
I think she's doing it.
What?
Isn't number 3 Karasama?
Is everyone doing nose and eyes?
Is she doing it?
She's doing it.
Then, let's go and answer.
Yes, is number 2 woman having plastic surgery?
Let's go and answer.
It's totally different.
This is Suzuki of Drunk Dragon, isn't it?
It's similar.
This is the face before having plastic surgery.
I can see his eyes, but I can't see his nose.
That's it.
Asian people don't have a deep jaw.
To make the jaw deeper, you can't shave it here.
So you have to raise it here and make the jaw deeper.
I see.
With such knowledge, I see various people like that.
Next is TEGAWA.
You have 156 left.
If I had 156, I would have plastic surgery.
If you knew it earlier, you wouldn't have done it.
I'm sorry.
- Okay, it's decided. - Go ahead.
- Number 6. - Number 6.
Why do you think so?
As MITSU said, her nose is a little higher.
- It's right under her forehead. - Yes, yes.
Is the woman number 6 having plastic surgery?
- It's completely different. - She's doing this, too.
- She's doing her eyes, too. - Is she already doing it?
Her eyes are double-folded.
She's already doing it in the picture. What is this?
Where is the real plastic surgery?
This is the face before plastic surgery.
[FACE BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY]
Okay.
- Next is TAKASHI. - What about me?
This is already one-half.
This is the most difficult, right?
Is it number 1 or 5?
I think it's either 1 or 5.
- They're both ideal for K-pop. - I think so, too.
- It's decided? - Yes.
- Then, please, go ahead!
- Number 5, please.
- Number 5 is getting plastic surgery. - Yes.
- These women...
- Could it be...
- Now, is number 5 woman getting plastic surgery?
- Scary, scary, scary. - Scary, scary, scary!
- Stop it!
- No way!
- She was born like this.
- So, the remaining number 1 woman is...
- A woman with plastic surgery.
- It's totally different. - Totally different!
- Number 2.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Could you do me a favor?
- Oh, excuse me.
- Is number 1 okay?
- The staff met in Korea.
- These three women...
- They're all getting plastic surgery, but...
- Here's the problem!
- Among these three, who is spending the most money?
- Let's take a look at their faces before getting plastic surgery.
- Number 1 woman.
- It's not that different.
- Her eyes... - Her ears...
- Number 2 woman.
- It's the same as before.
- But she doesn't get plastic surgery for her nose or anything like that.
- It's just for her eyes.
- Number 3 woman.
Ah, it's a different person.
Among these three, who is spending the most money?
I would like each team to consult and answer this question.
Please think about it.
By the way, if it's three men, which one is your type?
- I think I'm number 3. - I'm number 3 too.
- I'm number 3 too.
It's like a school trip.
Well then, are you ready?
- Now, Gachigase team. - Yes, we are...
- One, two... - Number 2!
- Number 2!
- Her eyes are quite different. - Yes, they are.
I can't tell from her hair, but I feel like she has a lot of makeup on her forehead.
- Eh? - Eh?
- Next, Hitori team. - Yes.
Please answer.
- One, two... - Number 3!
- Yes.
- I think she has a lot of makeup on her face. - Yes.
- Eyes, nose, cheek, chin... - Yes.
And most of all, they are all my type.
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
- It's different. - Yes.
Among these three, who is spending the most money?
Gachigase team is number 2.
Banchou team is number 3.
Who is it?
Let's see the correct answer.
First of all, number 1 woman.
Including everything, it's 4.8 million yen.
- So expensive! - Next, number 2 woman.
- So expensive! - For me, it's 1.9 million yen.
- Lastly, number 3 woman. - For me, it's 5 million yen.
5 million yen.
- So, the correct answer is... - I'll buy it too.
- But it's cute. - Number 3!
My life will change.
Among them, the most expensive one is...
- The cost of shaving the face... - I knew it.
- 1.7 million yen. - I won't do it!
Gachigase team is correct!
- It came out of nowhere, didn't it? - It's not "yatta" but "kawaii" when the correct answer comes out.
- I thought it was a special reaction. - Kawaii! Kawaii!
Question 3.
This photo is from 6 months ago, before a woman had plastic surgery.
- Then, which woman is this after plastic surgery? - I don't know.
- Number 1! - I'm sure you'll get it!
- It's still coming out. It's still coming out. - Number 2!
- Wow, it looks like her. - Isn't it her mother?
- Oh, I see. - Number 3!
- It looks like her. - Wow, I don't know about this!
- Number 4! - What? Are you copying me?
Now, which is her plastic surgery face in the middle?
Now, please think about it!
Number 1 is a serious face.
She's not doing it just for fun.
- It's a serious picture. - It's a serious picture.
Which one do you like, number 1 or 4?
- I like number 4. - Wow, me too!
- I like number 4 too. - Me too!
- Then, you like number 4, right? - No, I don't like it!
- You don't like it? - No, I don't like it!
- Now, which one do you like, number 1 or 4? - I like number 1!
- Number 1! - Yes!
- Well, we've been arguing about it for a while now... - Yes.
But if it's number 1...
- I feel like her jaw hasn't healed yet. - What do you mean "her jaw hasn't healed yet"?
- Now, which one do you like, number 4 or 4? - I like number 4.
- Now, which one do you like, number 4 or 4? - I like number 3.
- Number 3! - Huh?
- Well, she changed all of her front teeth... - Yes.
- And now she's kind of cheating her jaw. - Yes, yes.
Now, let's see the correct answer!
Which one is the middle woman's facial expression when she has plastic surgery?
The "gachigase" team is number 3.
The "manchou" team is number 1.
Now for the correct answer!
The middle woman's facial expression when she has plastic surgery is...
Number 1!
She shaved her face and opened her eyes.
And she raised her nose and created a three- dimensional effect on her face.
- She's cute! - She's cute!
The money she spent on the surgery...
Six million yen!
- She's cute! - She's cute!
The "manchou" team got three correct answers in a row!
- She's cute! - She's cute!
- She's amazing! - She's cute! - She's cute! - She's really cute!
- The boys didn't get any of them right at all! - That's right! - That's right!
- They're desperate for girls, aren't they?
- Question number four!
- In Korea, even famous people like actresses, idols, and models have rumors of plastic surgery.
- So...
- The staff headed to a studio where a magazine shoot is being held in Seoul.
- Oh, they're doing something.
- It looks like there's an energetic model here!
- Let's ask her here, too!
- Are you successful?
- Are you asking a talent? That's amazing!
- Excuse me. - Is it okay?
- Excuse me. - You look fashionable.
- This is a Japanese TV show...
- Is it okay?
- He said he's Japanese!
- What a cute right-handed man!
- There's something I'd like to ask you...
- It's...
- Don't be angry. - Don't be angry.
Why do you ask that?
Don't you know your manners?
She's pretty angry.
We're all natural, aren't we?
However, there is one model who shows that she is not natural.
Now, among these four models, who is molding?
Now, please think about it. Go ahead!
- Now... - This is... - This is difficult.
This is difficult.
In Japanese entertainment industry, you don't say "shitemasu" that much, do you?
However, in Korea, you can say "watashiwa shitemasuyo" as if it's natural.
- Now, let's start with one team. - What do you think?
- Yes. - Yes.
- One, two... - Number 3!
Number 3. Why?
Number 3, who do you think is molding?
- Really? - Yes! - No way!
- I don't know! - I don't think it's rude to say like this.
- Number 3? - Number 3.
- Number 3, Ms. Akara? - Ms. Akara.
- Ms. Akara is also number 3. - Yes.
- You know a lot, don't you? - You're getting more and more familiar with molding people.
- Now, let's move on to Team Gachigase. - Let's go.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Number 1! - Number 1?!
- Number 1?!
- Is it round? - It looks natural, but it's not.
- If you look at their reactions in the interview... - Number 2 and Number 3 were angry.
Number 1 and Number 4 were laughing and didn't say much.
They look alike!
Who of these four models is molding?
Team Gachigase is number 1.
Team Anchor is expected to be number 3.
Could it be?!
Let's find out!
- Who is actually molding? - I'm scared.
Yes.
- Really? - Yes.
This woman seems to have thrown away all the photos before molding.
But here are the photos when she only molded her eyes.
After this, she seems to have spent about 1.8 million yen on her nose, forehead, contours, jaw, and lips.
My forehead is turning red.
By the way, do you know about this urban legend?
When a black light is applied to a woman who has been molded,
the silicon in her skin reacts and the molded area glows white.
She has silicon in her nose and forehead, and we asked her to help us verify this urban legend.
- Isn't it too aggressive? - Please!
Her nose and forehead don't glow white.
- I see. - In fact,
it was used 20 years ago for black light to react and glow white silicon.
- It glowed 20 years ago. - Now,
technology has advanced and it doesn't glow in black light.
- That's amazing. - So,
among the four models,
she is No. 3!
Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- You're not good at all. - Thank you!
- You're not good at all. - You're not good at all.
I'm not good at this.
The leader team will start the question of black light.
Next, the leading drama team will appear.
The team to challenge is...
The team that laughs the most will be the winner!
Don't make me laugh!
Inamori-san, do you have any favorite comedians?
Like Goto-san...
From football?
Yes.
How about this comedian here?
If you could be a little more careful...
There are only three of us.
It can't be helped. There are people you like and people you don't like.
Of course, everyone here...
Really? Is it okay for you?
Of course.
You really have to be careful.
Kisaru-san.
Um... Heisei Nobushi Kobushi-san.
I've never seen him before.
Then why do you like him?
His usual talk is really funny.
He's really funny.
No, it's not like that!
That's good!
I'm happy about that!
It's hard for me to say things like that. I'm hated for saying things like that.
Yura-kun, what about you?
For me...
Of course, I can act and laugh, but I love Hiroyu- san.
Recently...
You're just saying things like that!
You've grown up!
You're really talkative!
Recently...
I've been watching "Wild Sugi-chan".
Sugi-chan, right?
She's really funny.
I really like her.
You don't know Sugi-chan?
She's really funny.
You don't know her?
You don't know Sugi-chan?
You're kidding, right?
But I found out about her two days ago.
Today...
A lot of comedians will appear.
The comedians you like are here today!
Today's "Don't Make Me Laugh" is these four groups!
Please come in!
Will the comedians who are favorite guests appear?
Here are four groups of knights.
Knights.
2700.
Sugicha.
Heisei Nobushikobushi.
From now on, these four groups will perform on the best stage.
The audience is 50 grandmothers with grandchildren.
If you think the story is interesting, press the button.
The team with the most comedians in that number will win.
Look at the real comedians who make the audience laugh the most.
And here...
Two comedians in the same costume.
You say we look alike every time.
You're imitating me.
Stop it!
You're crazy!
Ouch!
Are you okay?
The first team to choose is the CEO Drama Team.
One, two... Knights!
That's right.
Knights is the first team to choose.
I know how you feel, Mr. Saburo.
Please go ahead.
He's the master of cooking.
Okay, Knights!
Let's go!
How many of grandma's 50 people will she make laugh?
- You like singing, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- Do you go to karaoke alone? - Karaoke, of course!
- You like singing, don't you? - What's so fun about going to karaoke alone?
- I used to like Hagi and Uska's songs. - Chagi and Uska!
- You'll get in trouble! - Do you know "Iya Iya Iya"?
- Iya Iya Iya! - I like them a lot.
- Why are you pulling me? - I like Charge and Suica's songs.
- Where are you going with Charge and Suica? - I like Susan All-Stars' songs.
- Sazan, of course! - I like them a lot.
- Do you know who's in charge of the keyboard? - Who's in charge of the keyboard?
- He's like a manager of the keyboard division. - His name is Yuko Hara.
- In fact, Yuko Hara is Keisuke Kuwata's wife. - You don't have to say it.
- It's information that's not hidden anywhere. - I like Eri Itoshi's songs.
- I like her songs. - You're taking too much care of me.
- But I can't keep up with you even if you go to karaoke recently. - It's difficult with recent songs.
- I like Egui Saru's songs. - Egui Saru is not popular.
- There are two vocalists. Taka and Hiro. - No, it's not Taka and Hiro.
- There are two vocalists. - Don't add more than this.
- One of them died in a traffic accident. - It's not like that.
- How did you get into fashion and how did you get pulled in?
- It's a song called Choi Choi Train. - Choi Choi Train?
- It's a popular song, isn't it? - Isn't there a song like Choi Choi Train?
- It's hard for a girl to say, but... - Who is it?
- Carry poop... - Do you bite that much?
- Carry poop... - You should stop that!
- It's a popular song. - It's better for you to stop taking care of me.
- You've just watched our bunlar story, which we love so much. - What's up with you now?
- Please stop it. - Thank you very much.
- Our audience is at 50 people.
- If you found it interesting, please press the switch.
- Please!
- Hinamuri-san... - It's just as I expected. - Right?!
- You're doing a pretty good job now. - I'm really happy. Thank you!
- Thank you so much! Everyone here is as cute as an AKB48 member!
- Next up is the real boss team! Is there an entertainer who surpasses all 47 members?
- One, two... - Two, three, four!
- Alright!
- Alright, alright!
- Alright, 2700! Let's go!
- I'm counting on you! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- What will 2700 make 50 grandmothers laugh about?
Please listen to a wonderful song.
Look at my shoes.
Look at my ankles.
Look at my knees.
Look at my thighs.
Look at my waist.
Look at my armpits.
Look at my chest.
Look at my shoulders.
Ton, ton, ton, ton.
Here it comes.
Look at my right elbow, left elbow, right elbow, left elbow, right elbow.
Thank you very much.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you think it's interesting, please press the button.
Can they beat 47 people in the first place?
I want you to say it simply.
(47 people in the first place)
(2700 people in the first place)
The next team to choose is the CEO Drama Team.
Is there an entertainer who surpasses 47 people in the first place?
One, two...Sugi-chan!
Alright!
The team that will choose Sugi-chan is...
Sugi-chan!
Well then, Sugi-chan, let's go.
I won't use this cola, so I'll leave it here.
You won't use it?
You won't use it today?
You won't use it?
Out of 50 grandmothers, how many will Sugi-chan make laugh?
Yay!
How is it?
I'm Wild Sugi-chan!
Yay!
I'm Wild!
I'm laughing!
Sugi-chan, the other day you went to a rental video store and borrowed a movie.
Yeah, I did.
I borrowed the same movie that was on TV from 9 pm that day.
In the end, I watched it on TV.
I watched it on TV until the end.
I forgot about the existence of DVDs.
I forgot about the existence of DVDs, so of course I became a pervert.
I became arrogant.
Wild, isn't it?
You have a good reaction.
Sugi-chan is wild, so we don't have an alarm clock at home.
So what do we do?
We put it in the toaster.
It takes up to 15 minutes.
It wakes me up every 15 minutes.
I want to sleep slowly.
Wild, isn't it?
That's it.
If you think it's funny, please press the like button.
The highest number of likes so far is 47.
Could it be...
25.5!
Sugi-chan, you laughed a lot, didn't you?
I laughed a lot.
You laughed so much and got 25 likes.
Don't you think you don't have the power anymore?
Sugi-chan didn't surpass the likes.
Team Gachidose entrusts everything to the remaining Heisei Nobuchikomushi.
If Nobuchikomushi gets more than 48 people, the Gachigase team wins!
Will they win?
Here we go!
- Which one? - Which one?
What are you doing?!
- I'm doing this! - What are you talking about?!
- You're not! - You're not!
- I'm doing this! - You're doing this!
You have no strength to do it!
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
Okay, okay. Let's go.
Let's take a break.
Senpai!
Huh?
Senpai, you're pulling so hard! I hurt my finger!
You're bleeding!
Wait! Wait!
That's too much!
What are you doing?
Why did you break it?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
I'll fold it.
Can you help me fold it?
Thank you very much!
If you think it's interesting, please press the button!
Go ahead!
Can they surpass 47 people?
If it's a perfect score...
It'll be exciting!
If it's 50 people, it'll be exciting!
Wow!
And so, the winning team of the co-drama team, which chose the nice guys,
will have a penalty game for the losing team!
They'll do a super famous one-shot gag with all their might!
Here's the super famous one-shot gag!
Super famous one-shot gag!
Can you do it? Then, one, two, please!
Whose one-shot gag is it?
One, two...
Next, the chief team will challenge...
One by one, revealing celebrities' practices
Serious fake cars
First of all, please have a look at this.
This is the ranking of fake cars that celebrities paid for when they got divorced.
The first one is "Saint Masao Shepherd Motorcycle".
The fake car is estimated to be 500 million yen.
The second one is "Big Megumi Motorcycle", which is new in the memory, and is also estimated to be 300 million yen.
When Darwish and Saiko Motorcycles got divorced,
when celebrities got divorced, their fake cars were always maintained at the same time.
In recent years, not only celebrities, but also a couple of couples of three and one are said to get divorced.
In Japan, which is becoming more and more like a divorced country,
fake cars are no longer just words.
Therefore, fake cars are bought and simulated by actual celebrities and couples.
Couples who earn more than their wives.
Couples who are rich.
This is scary.
Newlyweds.
Couples whose husbands play with their wives a lot.
Out of these four couples, which couple has the highest fake car price?
This is scary.
Fake cars.
If you get divorced, how much will you pay for the fake car?
Wow.
If you get divorced, how much will you pay for the fake car?
Let's find out.
These are the celebrities' couples.
Who will get divorced?
Ah!
- Are you hungry? - Yes, I am!
- Congratulations on your baby! - Thank you!
- Can you give me three servings of gyaru? - Gyaru?
- It's cold! - It's cold!
- Mr. Yasaya... - I was told to bring this today.
- Really? - Yes.
- My personal belongings. - I know how much it is...
- If it's cheap... - Can we really get divorced?
- He's not here today, so I'm relieved! - I'm sorry!
- Do you need this? - No, but...
- It's for you! - It's for you!
- He's been supporting you all this time! - Thank you!
- Then, let's have him appear! - Huh?
- On the phone! - Ah!
- I heard you, you bastard!
- Why didn't you tell me you weren't here?!
- I'm sorry, Mr. Yasaya! - Excuse me, ma'am!
- Yes? - Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too!
- Wow, you're giving me a hard time, too! - Nice to meet you!
- I'm Natsushi Rondobutsu... - Yes!
- If my car is cheap... - Yes?
- Can I break up with you, ma'am?
- You just said it, didn't you? - I did!
- Then I'll break up with you! - Wow!
- Then you'll disappear from the entertainment world!
- I'm so happy!
- The couples who will leave their cars this time are...
- Hanako Yamada and Nocchi's couple...
- And Degas' couple and...
- The newlyweds' couple!
- Now, of these four couples...
- Which couple has the highest number of cars if they get divorced?!
- This time...
- Husband's cheating caused his wife's divorce.
- In this setting, each couple unifies and issues different cars.
- As for Hanako Yamada's case...
- Hanako cheated.
- In this setting, they issue different cars.
- The ones issuing different cars are...
- Lawyer Fukuda, who knows about divorce issues of celebrities...
- And divorce consultant, Dr. Ikeuchi.
- In general, when issuing different cars...
- The four necessary points are...
- First of all, last year's income.
- How much husband and wife earned in one year...
- And the difference...
- Will change the amount of income.
- Next is...
- Savings and real estate.
- For example, savings...
- Real estate...
- Household expenses...
- Renting...
- These things will change.
- And...
- The last and most important point...
- Has just been announced in the studio!
- First of all...
- Savings and savings of four married couples...
- And then...
- Let's look at the real estate.
- Celebrities' savings will be revealed!
- Is it Hanako?
- Yes.
- Ah, it's here.
- In the case of Hanako Yamada...
- Her income is 35 million yen.
- Oh!
- It's here, it's here, it's here!
- Wow!
- This is...
- Her appearance on TV last year...
- About 40 times.
- And...
- She's also active on stage...
- So...
- This amount is estimated.
- Her appearance on TV on stage is about 40 times last year.
- And...
- She has her own programs from commercials and sales.
- This is only an estimate, but...
- This program is amazing!
- I'm a little...
- A little...
- But it's true!
Yamada Hanako announced an estimated 35 million yen.
Next, we will announce the estimated savings.
Yamada Hanako's savings are estimated to be 70 million yen.
The real estate agent bought it for about 50 million yen.
- 30 million yen from this year... - What is it?
- You haven't told your family, have you?
- I haven't told my family, but... - Do you sell it where you have a house or something like that?
- I haven't told my family, but... - That's nasty!
- What is it? - What is it?
One after another, celebrities' personal information is revealed.
However, there is someone who wants to say a word about this savings.
- No, I honestly think I have savings. - You do? - Yes.
- A few years ago, I said I already had savings of 100 million yen... - Liar!
- Didn't you hear that?
- But if you say something about others, you will only get yourself into trouble! - You're right!
Now, let's announce it!
In her 26th year of business, Tetsuro Degawa's annual income is...
Mr. Degawa's annual income is 4,500 million yen.
- Mr. Degawa! - Mr. Degawa!
- This is just a reaction show! You should have said it earlier!
Degawa appears in a lot of TV shows, but he also appears in a lot of movies and DVDs.
Recently, he has also tried character goods for this amount of money.
- Can I be honest with you? - Yes.
If you say something like this, you will only get yourself into trouble!
There is no way! There is no way!
You will only get yourself into trouble!
I am only saying it because I want you to say it!
- There is no way you will get yourself into trouble! - You're right!
As expected of you!
Thank you for your hard work.
At this point, Degawa with 45 million yen in annual income is taking advantage of Atsushi's annual income.
To be honest, Atsushi is getting four times of this.
Four times might not work.
Even for us, we don't have gas this month.
That's not it.
Celebrities are like us, shitty talents.
You are a shitty talent!
Who is a shitty talent?
You are a shitty talent!
Celebrities like us and the host who is in charge of this show are getting ten times of this.
That's a lot!
That's the guy!
Next up, the 23rd year of gaming industry.
Which year is the hottest?
Here it is. The estimated income is 10 million yen.
Last year, the number of TV appearances was about 80 times.
In addition, there are radio programs and short stories, so I will speculate like this.
It's an estimate, you know.
It's amazing! Even if it's an estimate, when it comes out in the year, the number of customers is so low!
Are you going home?
I'm not realistic, you know.
If you're going to earn this much, you should talk more!
Notch claims that he hasn't earned 10 million yen in a year.
Then, let's ask his wife about it!
Wife, how is it?
Ah, I'm earning a little more.
You're being realistic!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're being realistic, you know!
You're saying such a ridiculous thing!
Notch's income has changed to 15 million yen.
By the way, the estimated savings is 12 million yen and the house is a rental.
In addition, Mr. Fukuda's lawyer has a question for Mr. Notch.
Mr. Notch, is it true that you were the one who came up with the idea of President Obama?
Yes, it's true.
It's you who said it looks like you, isn't it?
Yes, that's right. I made a wish and posted a picture of it on my blog.
It looks like you, doesn't it?
It looks like me, and that's how I got more jobs.
Then, is it okay for you to say that the reason you're on TV now is thanks to you?
Well, the reason is...
The reason is like that, but I'm the one who's actually capable of doing it.
I'm sorry for the first question.
This question will have a big impact on Mr. Notch's career.
And finally, we'll announce all of Mr. Notch's savings during his 13 years of business experience.
Wow!
Seriously?
You make a lot of money, don't you?
No, I don't.
I don't make that much money, you know that, don't you, Mr. Fukuda?
In addition to TV, commercials and DVDs, he also plays and does sales, and his estimated annual income is 30 million yen.
He seems to have something to say about his estimated savings of 25 million yen.
Have you ever seen this kind of savings?
Oh, but I've heard that this is the only savings I've saved up during my independence.
I know you have, but you can only say "yes" about it.
You can only say "yes" about it.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Now that they know about the economic situation of the four couples, they finally launch their vehicles.
However, the most important point remained, and that is...
Mental damage.
What is this all about?
For example, like "Gekidan Hitori", it may be included in paid adult video sites and so on.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
Why are you suddenly talking about me?
In that case...
Will it change like that?
After all, it will cause psychological damage to the wife, so of course it will also affect the child.
Is that so?
Is it in the paid video site?
Is it in?
It's in, but...
In addition, the length of the marriage period is also greatly affected by psychological damage.
Now, if cheating is the cause of divorce, which couple pays the highest price?
What is the team's prediction?
Which one?
Why is it the highest price?
No, all of them...
All of them are caused by...
The wife...
She's making an excuse.
All of them...
The wife has an interest in it.
Now, what is the team's prediction?
Degawa-san.
Oh, no...
What is the criteria for this?
Their career...
It's a long time.
No, no, no...
I think there are quite a few times.
If cheating is the cause of divorce, which couple pays the highest price?
Which one?
Go ahead.
Tsutsumishita-san, 2 years old.
It's 1,150,000 yen.
Isn't it quite a lot of money?
Well, since the marriage period is one year, it's quite short...
Well, Tsutsumishita-san, it seems like you're making quite a lot of money...
Well, it's about the price of a car.
Well, you can't cheat carelessly.
No, you can't. You really can't.
Shouldn't you be quiet about it?
Stop it!
After getting divorced due to cheating, the third couple to pay a lot of money is...
Yamada Hanako-san, estimated 30 million yen.
If Hanako-neesan cheats on you, 30 million yen will be deducted from your car.
Hanako-neesan...
30 million...
I didn't cheat on you, so you don't have to worry about it.
But you know...
That man and...
There are a lot of people, right?
No, there aren't!
I didn't say anything like that!
You found a great man!
Why is it 30 million yen?
In the case of Yamada Hanako-san,
when her father kissed her, he asked her for 1,000 yen per kiss.
What?!
Is that so, dear?
Yes, it is.
Originally, Hanako's cheating is the cause, so the car should be paid 30 million yen.
However, Hanako is asked for 1,000 yen per kiss from her husband.
It is also considered as a cause of cheating, and the car should be paid less.
If cheating is the cause of divorce, the second couple to pay a lot of money is...
You can see the first one as soon as you put out the second one.
Mr. Degawa.
The total is 85 million yen.
85 million yen!
Why?
First of all, Mr. Degawa has been married for eight years, which is quite a long time.
And as an asset,
about half of what you have now is about this much.
No, no, no, anyway, 85 million yen is too high!
It's too high!
So, the first place goes to...
Notch Fusai!
Notch Fusai, which is said to be more expensive than 85 million yen, is...
How much is Notch Fusai?
Notch Fusai is estimated at 285 million yen.
What?!
285 million yen?!
Mr. Notch's current activities are only possible because of his wife.
And we have information that his wife has been supporting him since before President Obama.
When Mr. Dangerous gave a solo concert, only seven tickets were sold.
And it seems that his wife sold them all and took full responsibility for them.
What?!
What an amazing wife!
That's the truth.
And yet, she cheated on him...
That's the worst!
It's the worst to cheat on someone like that!
It's supposed to be like that! She didn't cheat on him!
It's supposed to be like that!
The average salary of a salaryman is about 28 million yen.
This amount of money was spent to make up for the fact that he cheated on his hardworking wife for the rest of his life.
On the other hand, wife...
Yes?
It's more profitable for you to cheat on Mr. Notch.
No, but if it weren't for me, he wouldn't have been able to do it.
What a nice wife you have!
You've brought us to such a delicious place!
See? The comments are boring.
And now, a penalty game for the A.K.A.
Legendary One-shot Jokes
Now, let's say "gets" together!
One, two...
Gets!
Gachigase! See you next week!
Next week's "gachigase" is...
Ex-boyfriend and ex-moms!
Ex-yokozuna and ex-boxing world champion!
Who was behind all of this?
And...
Kyoko Kano's first ever "gachiganode"!
"Chiller"!
Why do rich people show off their wealth one after another?
"A.K.B. vs. Kano Sisters"!
Which "rich people know best" special will air on April 11th at 7 p.m.?!