AISubs v3.5
Old Man vs. Ebisu Muscat Swimming Competition
Old Man versus Ebisu Muscat Swimming Competition!
- Here it is! - Yes, here it is!
It's been a long time since we heard you explain the bus.
- I've explained it enough, so... - Yes!
- Right? - Yes.
- Shall we begin? - Yes!
I'd like to call on Muscats first!
- Ebisu Muscats, come on up! - Come on up!
- They're here! - Welcome, welcome!
- They're spreading their wings! - Welcome!
- Hello, good evening! - Watch out, watch out!
- So these are the members! - After receiving an explanation from an oracle earlier, I feel like I know everyone now!
- So Asuka-san is the leader, right? - Yes!
- Eroic, fun and beautiful, we are Ebisu Muscats! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- We haven't introduced them yet due to time constraints, but... - Yes?
- They're called "Dance Busu," which means "Dance Busu." - Oh, "Dance Busu."
- Nice to meet you! - We didn't have an explanation for "Dance Busu."
- We didn't have one! - You probably didn't have a video, right?
- We didn't have a video, and "Dance Busu" means "Dance Busu." - Nice to meet you!
- So, Asuka-san, how do you feel about competing with your uncle in this competition?
- That's right, I'm going to do my best and promote it!
- So if you win, you can sing an Ebisu Muscats song, right? - Yes!
- That's right! - I wanted to sing it to the end no matter what, so I came here!
- Well, you want to sing, right? - Yes!
- But if you do it normally, you won't lose to your uncle, right? - That's right!
- Right? - I'm confident!
- You won't lose, right? - No!
- Kawakami-san, what kind of image do you have of your uncle?
- I don't hate my uncle. - Oh, you don't hate him!
- What's your favorite type of uncle? - Can you tell me about your favorite uncle?
- I love the type of uncle who's always sulking. - The type of uncle who's always sulking?
- My ex-boyfriend was fat and bald. - Oh, fat and bald.
- Yes, he was. - So you like fat and bald people, right?
- Oh, yes! As long as they're clean! Yes, I love them. - As long as they're clean, you like fat and bald people.
- It feels like you're being squeezed in. - Yes!
- What about you, Nakate? - I definitely have one.
- Since we're competing in physical strength, we definitely want to win in this job. - I see.
- Yoshida-san! - My uncle? - Yes.
- My uncle... Recently, my uncle has become really sexy and cool, doesn't he?
- Oh, you like your uncle. - I like my uncle a lot.
- My guess is... - Your guess is...
- You like your uncle, don't you? - Yes! If he's sexy and cool, I think age doesn't matter.
- What about you, Mikami-san? - I don't know much about my uncle.
- You don't know much about him? - No, I don't.
- Are you confident you can beat your uncle? - I'm confident I can beat my uncle!
- What about you, Suie-san? - I'm really good at swimming! I used to learn it.
- You used to learn it?! - Yes!
- How long did you learn it for? - When I was in elementary school, for about two years.
- That's a short time! - Even though you didn't learn it!
- That's a short time! - It's a bit old-fashioned, isn't it?
- I used to crawl. - On the contrary, it's too late for you to crawl after two years.
- Even though you can do a butterfly. - Yes.
- "Yours"... right? - "Yours"... Yes!
- Mikami-san, those of you who support her... - "Yours"...
- Yes! - Have you seen it? - I studied it earlier.
- Was it Mikami-san who called you to the store? - No, it was just a guest.
- Oh, it was just a guest. - Yes, it was just a guest.
- I'm doing it now! - You called it to a fan and...
- Yes, about an hour before the event, I said "Everyone, come here!" and everyone came to drink with me.
- Was it for money or something like that? - Oh, but it was like "How much is it for when you actually come?" and I also paid for drinks.
- I see, you paid for drinks. - Yes.
- So you paid for each drink you drank. - Yes, that's right.
- It's for your health. - Yes.
- Are you Kamisaki-san? - Yes, I'm Kamisaki.
- Kamisaki-san... - Yes!
- How about you, Oji-san? - Oji-san...
- You've never fought before, right? - No, I haven't.
- Thank you. - But you know, you're older than me, so I hope you won't be rude to me.
- No, I won't be rude to you! It's a match! - Is it okay for me to be serious?
- Yes, you can be serious! - It's about whether you'll do it or not, right?
- That's right. - Yes.
- I'll probably win, right? - Hey, don't be shy!
- I'll do my best! - Don't be shy at all!
- I'll do my best! - Yes.
- How about you, Mita-san? - Mita-chan...
- If you're clean and clean-minded, I'd love you, Oji-san. - You're very clean-minded.
- That's right. I'm not good at it if you're not clean-minded. - What kind of cleanliness do you want?
- Hmm... First of all, I don't have a hairbrush on my hair. - You don't have one!
- You don't have one! But you might have one if you're on the train. - Sometimes...
- Like Oji-san, who's tired from work. - Yes.
- What about someone who's tired of shampooing? - That's right. I'd like you to use a good expensive shampoo.
- Someone who's enjoying it. - Someone who's enjoying it.
- You're Ms. Mita, right? - That's right. Thank you very much!
- She's a rich woman. - Oh, I see!
- She has a fortune of 6.3 billion yen. - Yes.
- So you don't have to work that much, Ms. Mita? - I'm often told that, but...
- I've entered this industry myself. - I can't stop you from doing what you want to do, Ms. Kanano.
- I was surprised when I first saw you on TV. - Yes.
- But you've improved a lot since then. - Thank you.
- Ms. Minako, is that okay? - Yes, I'm Minako.
- Are you Oji-san? - Yes.
- I don't like you. - Ms. Kanano!
- What kind of Oji-san do you not like? - When you say Oji-san...
- I'm scared. - You don't like Oji-san as a whole?
- I'm scared. - Why are you scared of Oji-san?
- He's kind of creepy, isn't he?
- I'm scared. - How so?
- He's kind of creepy. - Creepy?
- He's creepy, so I don't like him. - So you don't like him as a whole?
- That's right. - He's drinking with young bandmates.
- I see. Compared to that, young bandmates are more creepy.
- Oji-san is a little... - Oh, I see.
- You were drinking, weren't you? - Yes, I was drinking.
- Ms. Tsubu, you're Oji-san, right? - Yes.
- Ms. Tsubu, you're wearing colored contact lenses! - I'm not!
- She's telling you to stop! - That's right!
- What's with you? - She's trying to be sexy.
- You're a young bandmate and you're wearing colored contact lenses! - That's right.
- You can't wear colored contact lenses! - I'm sorry.
- Did you wear them because you're on TV today? - Because I'm on TV today...
- You're lying! Why wouldn't you wear them? - Ms. Tsubu...
- Ms. Tsubu is a little cold, isn't she? - That's right.
- She's pretty busy. - She's my direct junior.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- Are you an entertainer, Ms. Tsubu? - No, I'm a sexy idol.
- A sexy idol? - Yes.
- I didn't know you were like that! - I'm not!
- There's a lot of red inversion. - That's right.
- It's different. - You're eating a lot of crabs.
- I'm not being eaten. - Are you already eating crabs?
- What is this? - I haven't bought anything yet.
- You haven't bought anything yet? - Yes.
- Mascots are poor when they're poor. - Oh, I see.
- Why do you and Asuka have money? - Your hairstyle is unique, too.
- That's right. I tried to look stylish. - How about you, old man?
- You look delicious. - You're a legendary old man.
- Yes. I've never experienced it before, so I'm wondering how it will be.
- I really want to win. - Is it a match?
- Yes. - Did you learn swimming?
- I've been doing it since I was three years old and I'm from Osaka Gymnastics University. - That's amazing!
- What did you do? - I played basketball.
- I thought you were going to say something like judo. - There's a lot of meat.
- It's not a basketball style. - It's quite shaking.
- My stomach is shaking. - I want to sell it.
- This is good, isn't it? - But it's contradictory to do karakon.
- I really want you to do it. - I want to win.
- That's all. - That's all.
- These members! - I'm looking forward to it.
- I'm curious about who this legend is. - Yes.
- Because it's a match. - Is there a handsome man?
- Is there a handsome man?
- What do you think?
- Shall we have him appear now? - Yes.
- Legend Uncle Army! - Please come in!
Thank you!
Here it is!
Two of you!
Oh, Legend!
Oh, Legend! Oh, Legend!
One of you, one of you.
One of you.
Would you like me to go this way, Legend?
Please send me this way.
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Please move here.
Please move here.
I'm afraid of you, but...
What's wrong with you, Mitomi?
This bald man...
What's wrong with you?
This bald man hit me here.
Oh!
You're an actor, aren't you?
You were kissed, weren't you?
No!
You're an actor, aren't you?
Doesn't this make you sick for a year?
Put your hand in it!
You're an actor, aren't you?
Mitomi, put your hand in it.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
You're an actor, aren't you?
If you don't like it, you'll get bitten.
Legend!
Thank you!
Legend!
Thank you!
You're a real legend!
I'm getting older and older.
I'm 57 years old!
You're 57 years old!
You're an old man!
You're 57 years old?
Three years younger!
You're crazy!
You're old!
You're crazy!
You're an old man!
You're a man who competed against Sarah Brad.
You're a man who won in just a little while!
That's right!
You're crazy!
But you have great muscles!
I won't lose to you, Junjun!
His legs are thin too!
That's crazy!
His muscles are thin too!
He's not the same Fukuragi Ide-san was back in the day.
But we can't lose!
Let's do this seriously.
We can't lose to young people.
Next up is Mimata-kun!
It's been a while.
You all look well.
It's been a while.
Mimata-san, how have you been?
I've been well.
What is it?
I feel like I've been included.
You've done a lot of things.
Are you okay?
It's almost over.
What?
It's over?
That's good.
It's almost over.
I can't stand up.
What's wrong?
You've been standing up all day.
I'm fine.
You're pretty...
I'm sorry.
You're pretty worn out.
It's true.
He's pretty worn out.
I'm fine.
This is a military machine.
What are you looking at?
Are you reacting to the muskets?
This other horse...
I can't stand it.
Can't stand it?
If you scream again, I'll stand up again.
I know how you feel.
I know it.
Ah!
It's a bit tight.
Ah!
Camera-san, camera-san, can you take this?
It's a bit tight.
Cutter-san.
Cutter-san's love for dogs is like a switch.
It's been a while since I saw a dog like this.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
On the contrary, you have no claims at all.
It's like a hook.
It's no good.
What's good about it?
Camera-san, can you introduce yourself?
Hello! I'm Cutter!
I got it!
I don't like it!
What happened?
What is it?
It seems like everyone doesn't know.
What is it?
Stop touching me!
It's Kagaya-san!
It's a botsukan (botsukan = a club)
It's a shame to say it, but...
It's hard to say it, but...
It's getting more and more...
It's like you want to put a special camera on Kagaya.
When will you stand up?
I really can't do it.
Why?
She doesn't know your name!
Did you sell it?
No, no.
No touch.
It seems like you're going to touch her eventually.
You're still standing up, though.
It's a tournament, so you can't...
It's a sportsmanship...
It's a match.
It's not a touch.
Next, please introduce yourself.
I'm Kuro-chan, who's always energetic!
Hey, artists!
You're wrong!
You're right! You're absolutely right!
Stop it! Stop it!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Wake up!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Wait a minute!
Wait!
I really feel sick! Stop it!
Stop it!
Wait!
Mr. Gato!
Stop it!
Why are you so angry?
No, but you know,
I still feel sick!
Oh, no! What's wrong?
My friend Mito is crying.
Wait, wait, wait...
Tell me why you're crying!
I feel like you're taxing me.
I've never met someone like you...
She's crying! Big, straight tears!
What the hell are you talking about?
Shut up.
Because I haven't met you, I'm crying?!
I've heard you're sick, but I haven't seen you!
It's a shock.
You can't understand it, can you?
Bad! Bad! Bad!
Metaphysin, you're not a bad person at all.
What is it, after all?
You're not an old man or anything, are you?
The genre is...
Old man!
You're an old man!
You chose it, didn't you?
I'm an old man!
You looked like a monster, didn't you?
No, I'm not a monster! I'm a human being!
Then...
I'll do a gag. If I do a gag, no one will laugh.
There's a gag?
Mita-san, you go first.
Mita-san, here I go.
I'll do a gag!
You're going to eat the cake, aren't you?!
What is it?
Stop it, please.
Mita-san!
What is it?
It's tough, isn't it?
It's a little tough, isn't it?
But you're aware of the fact that you hate it, so you might like it, right?
No, I'm not.
You're scared of it, aren't you?
You're going to fight that person!
How is it?
No, today's opponent is a little wrong.
It's wrong, isn't it?
I'm still scared of you, but if I pet you...
You're a good person!
Do you want me to pet you on the back?
Kuro-chan, you're a good person at all!
Do you want me to pet you on the back?
No, I don't!
You're like a panda!
Don't move!
Mita-san, go ahead.
Do you want me to pet you on the back?
No, I don't!
You're a good person at all!
Do you want me to pet you on the palm of your hand?
Go ahead and pet me!
No, I don't!
Go ahead and pet me!
Do you want me to pet you on the neck?
No, I don't!
This is also quite...
No, I don't!
Look at this!
No, I don't!
No!
No, I don't!
What did you say at the end?
Did you say "no"?
No, I didn't say "pet me"!
"Pet me"?
And now...
Thank you for your patronage!
Thank you!
Thank you for your patronage!
Please introduce yourself!
Yes, hello!
My golden time is here!
Thank you for your patronage!
Thank you!
You're a legend!
You're in good shape!
You're beautiful!
Really?
Compared to the others!
You're in good shape!
You're 52 years old now!
Oh, really?
But you're still very strong!
I'm doing it for today!
You might not know how strong you are!
Have you seen her strong?
Yes!
Have you seen her strong?
Yes!
Oh, only one of you has seen it!
It seems like only one of you has seen it!
Please!
Oh, here it comes!
Wow!
Legend! Legend!
Legend!
That's amazing!
I've had that sheep eat lip balm before.
You've had it before?
Yes!
Oh, it's been a while!
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
There's one on the stage, too.
That's amazing.
The speed is getting faster, isn't it?
Mita-san, what's wrong?
What's wrong, Mita-san?
It's been a while since I've seen you cry like that.
What's wrong?
It's been a while since I've been kicked with a musket.
It's been a while since you've been kicked?
I cried in front of the TV.
It's been a while?
It's been a while since I've cried.
Oh, it's been a while, right?
What do you think, Ijiri-san?
You're a kind person.
I only look like a youkai.
Are you a red-eyed person?
I'm human.
You're not red-eyed.
I'm human.
That's right.
You're not human.
You don't have any hair.
That's right.
You're a person who belongs to polypro.
But your bangs look like Su-bu's.
Su-bu's... That's true.
Her bangs...
But it's a legend, so Su-bu might be doing it consciously.
Right?
It's not like that.
What?
It's not like that.
Su-bu has such low hair.
We might be able to see this confrontation, too.
That's right.
The bangs confrontation.
Now, next, please introduce yourself!
Please wait a moment.
I'm a legend.
You have the most handsome eyes out of all of us.
Yes, yes.
If you say sexy, I'm probably number one.
Sexy beam.
No, you know, there's also real sexy.
Yes, that's right.
However, I thought I was more like an Ebisumaskatz today.
What?
No, because I'm more like this. I'm a former idol.
No, I know.
No, I'm more like this.
This is also no scandal.
Because I'm really light right now.
I'm pressing it really lightly.
This is a legend.
This is a legend's reaction.
I only do my job properly.
Wait a minute. Are you really an old man's team?
That's right.
Right?
Yes.
It's okay, right?
Yes.
Isn't the casting really weird?
No, it's not weird.
It's called a legend.
Oh, legend.
Can I say something?
Of course.
It doesn't stand up to the movement of a legend at all, does it?
That's right.
Even if you look at that backrest up close like this, it's totally fine, isn't it?
It's totally fine.
At this point, it's this team.
I'd like to do this kind of member today.
And the other members...
I wonder what's going on with the other members.
Are you there?
Yes.
You're on the legend team, aren't you?
Who are you?!
Oh, you're here!
It's been a while, isn't it?
This is dangerous, isn't it?
I'll do it properly.
What kind of position are you in?
I'm in the pocket.
As a member of the staff...
When something happens to the legend team...
As a sub-team...
We help out the team.
We're not the only ones.
The members of the sub-team...
I mean, the legend team members...
They might have a heart attack or something like that.
In that case...
Mr. Nakano is the legend team member.
We've been waiting on the balcony for 20 minutes.
It was very cold.
We'll help you out.
Thank you very much.
Who are you?
Um... I'm a judge.
I've been watching you all the time.
My favorite type of uncle is white-haired long- haired.
What's your role?
I'm a judge on the men's side.
What do you mean by men's side?
If there's any inappropriate behavior on the men's side...
When there is an issue...
I'll judge it right away.
Of course, I'd like you to give me a proper judgment.
I'd like you to judge me well.
If you're a man, you're a man.
It can be unfair.
There's a female judge, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm a judge.
Are you saying you're a female judge?
Yes, that's right.
Why?
Are you okay?
I'm a judge.
To make it fair...
I've prepared two judges.
Thank you very much.
You're going to fight now.
Each competition will be given points.
The team that wins in total will receive a reward.
If the mascots team wins...
I'll show you my song.
And if the legend team wins...
I'll show you my sexy beam.
Scary, scary, scary! What is that?
Suk Pong Pong Sexy Beam
If everyone wins, it's Suk Pong Pong Sexy Beam!
What is that?
Are we ready?
We'll go, okay?
Okay!
Let's start the music!
How is it?
Stop!
For now, film it!
Wait a minute! There is one opening!
How is it going?
Please be quiet for a moment!
And, judge, you're not moving at all!
Please judge!
Um...
Mr. Tanaka, please come here.
You were watching, weren't you?
I was watching closely.
What do you...
Mr. Tanaka will now explain about the first argument.
Mr. Tanaka, please.
As far as I, as a judge, can see, there were no violations.
Well, well, well.
Can I say something?
Um... Mr. Tanaka, there's a place where you two are in.
Can you ask for the judge over there?
Can I say something before that?
In the middle of you two.
I know what you're saying, but...
I don't like you being there.
Is that enough?
No, no.
No, it's...
The old man in the shadow who's aiming for it is...
That's why he's a legend.
Mr. Tanaka, please explain the situation from now on.
Mr. Tanaka, please.
Yes, um... as far as I can see...
For example, it looked like you were aiming for the same place at the same time.
Yes.
That's not wrong at all.
Yes.
It's just that you want to be in the same place over and over again.
What do you mean?
So...
Safe!
Judge! Judge!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I don't think it's safe.
This is a competition.
We're judging who won.
That's right.
What were you looking at?
Safe is...
If you're only looking at Ero's voice, I'm doubting that it's the best look.
It's not safe.
Which one?
Which one came in first?
I was looking at blue or safe.
Wait a minute!
Judge! Judge!
Blue!
You were looking at it, weren't you?
I was looking at it!
Please, judge!
Judge?
It doesn't say who came in first, does it?
That's right!
This is...
The woman came in first!
She came in first!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Shimon-chan, you were fast!
Wait a second! Wait a second!
The woman came in first...
and what will happen to the man?
He'll come in later.
Since you said you'd come in later...
The man has...
Out!
Porori! Porori!
Where is Memry?
Memry is the most anxious.
Where is Memry?
Memry?
Men are out!
Men, please come out.
Yuka, one is open, isn't it?
One is open, isn't it?
Where should we go in, everyone?
It's open now!
It's open!
It's not here!
One is open!
It's not there!
I'm sorry!
Hurry up and take it!
Ide-san, take it! Ide-san!
Rakkyo-san!
Why did you choose that person?
Why? Isn't it different?
I want to see your face!
I want to see my face!
Men are like that!
Rakkyo-san! Rakkyo-san! Kuno-chan!
Out!
Why?
Even though I'm the referee...
I saw it!
I saw you drinking water in the pool...
and licking women's toes...
I saw it!
Rakkyo-san kept licking Su-bu's black tongue...
We'll settle this!
After gathering opinions of the judges, we have three for women and one for men.
It can't be helped.
Please stand up.
Ms. Izley has remained.
Are you going to reduce the number next?
That's right.
Let's reduce one weapon.
Let's reduce two weapons.
This looks like she's licking it.
What did you like?
Do you like that kind of attitude?
I don't like it.
She was licking it a lot.
How did you like it?
It was very delicious.
How about you, Kuro-chan?
I didn't like it because she was coming this way.
You're not my type at all.
As far as I can see, you were the worst.
You were just rubbing your crotch from behind.
I didn't rub it, but it felt weird because of the movement and massage.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way, monster.
Let's move on to the second round.
This is the legend team.
We have no choice but to support IZZY-san.
Let's go.
Music, start!
Oh my goodness!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She is licking my hand!
She is licking my hand! She is licking my hand!
Judgeman is licking my hand!
Tanaka! Judgeman! Please come here!
This is getting out of hand!
Judgeman, please explain about this scene.
It's safe.
First of all!
What do you mean?
You are the type of person who says it as a result, right?
First of all, this side and this side are safe.
Two of you are safe.
I know that!
Two women are safe.
This is where the scene is, right?
Here!
How about here?
If you say about here, it's safe, right?
She was licking my back!
Obviously...
But...
Ms. Ijiri came in first.
That's right!
Ms. Ijiri came in first!
If you say so...
Ms. Ijiri came in first!
That's right!
It's safe!
That means...
That float is...
Ms. Ijiri's float!
He did it!
Ms. Ijiri's float!
Ms. Minato!
Ms. Minato, please step up!
Ms. Ijiri's float!
It can't be helped!
That means it's Ms. Ijiri's float!
But...
Judgeman!
In the case of judgment...
Ms. Ijiri may have come in first...
You were licking her back!
May I ask Ms. Minato?
Ms. Minato, how was it?
I was licking her from her hip to her back!
She was licking her at once!
She was licking the water that was on you!
Water drops!
Please show me your tongue!
Nooo!
That's weird! That's weird!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Um...
Legendary supporters here...
Please don't call Okada "Ijiri Okada-san"
Okada is always Okada...
Ijiri! Ijiri!
Okada is always Okada-san!
Ijiri! Ijiri!
Okada is always Okada-san!
Okada is always Okada-san! Okada is always Okada- san!
Okada, concentrate! Okada is always Okada-san!
The last one is Kato-san! How many go? One!
One go!
Well... It's hard to choose which one wins!
Let's go.
Let's go, then.
They're watching the fight.
It's a good match.
It's a pretty good match.
They seem to like this fight.
This is the referee.
You two, judge it well.
I'll judge it well.
Please.
Music, start!
They're licking each other's weapons.
What's going on?
I don't know yet.
Judge Tanaka, please.
But this is...
This is...
This is a man's judgment.
Judge Tanaka!
What's wrong?
Judge Tanaka has been hit many times earlier.
He's been hit many times here.
Are you angry?
Yes.
You're angry, aren't you?
Judge Tanaka will explain the current situation.
From my position as a judge, it looked like a drone.
It looked like a drone entered at the same time.
Judge Tanaka!
What do you think of it?
From my position as a judge,
a woman entered first and then two men together.
So...
The Englishman is out!
I would like to announce...
The winner is...
What's with that referee?
What's going on?
Referee!
What were you doing just now?
Hey!
That guy...
Stop it!
Number 4's boobs...
Number 4!
What's with that referee?
Why are there boobs?
What's going on?
Well...
The current competition...
There's a lot going on right now...
Yes.
I would like to officially announce...
The current competition.
The winner is...
The mascot team!
This can't be helped.
It's too old.
Are you happy?
I knew it.
If you look at it from this angle...
It was a draw.
If you look at it from this angle...
What are you doing?
If you look at it from this angle...
Is that so?
If you don't judge the erotic part properly...
Do you need me to judge that part?
Yes.
Do you need me to judge that part?
No.
The erotic part is illegal.
You can't touch it, right?
Yes.
Of course...
I will judge it properly...
But I thought it was safe.
If you think it's safe, please do it properly.
He was licking his back.
Ah...
It's already the first event and it's already this late.
That's right.
There are still more events.
The next event...
Shall we continue?
Yes.
Then...
Let's move on to the next event!
Let's go!
First of all...
Please prepare for the next event.
Let's step back for a moment, everyone.
It's exciting, isn't it?
Can you lean against me for a moment?
He's getting impatient.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute...
The comments are amazing!
There are already 900,000 people!
At this hour!
Thank you very much!
Tanaka is right!
Tanaka didn't say anything wrong!
I couldn't see the lick.
That's right!
The moment of "lick"...
It hasn't been shown on the screen yet.
Ah, that's right!
That's good!
It was saved!
It's safe!
It's dangerous!
Everyone!
Please be careful of "lick"!
Yes!
It's good because the camera hasn't caught up yet!
It's dangerous!
Tanaka is not bad!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
"Lick" is the most dangerous!
I thought this was the member!
The referee's swimsuit is loose!
I'm not really looking up!
It's loose!
You've lost weight, haven't you?
No, it's not like that!
Please be careful!
You've lost a little weight, haven't you?
It hasn't been shown even once!
That's why...
Sasuka-san!
Yes!
You've won the first game, but how was it?
That's right!
I'd like to keep winning like this!
Yes!
You seem like you can win, don't you?
I seem like I can win!
What's wrong?
It's quite...
It's quite... it looked like a foul...
Did you have it?
What did you have?
Well...
I rubbed it...
The heel?
Yes, the heel...
I rubbed it...
If you look at me, I think I can win!
I see!
Even so, you've won, haven't you?
Yes!
Ejiri-san, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Why is your face pressed down?
It's transparent!
What?
You're wearing white pants...
Wait a minute!
Yamamoto-san!
Can we ask you to confirm it?
Whether it's transparent or not?
It's out!
Judgeman! Judgeman!
Ejiri-san's crotch is transparent, but can we ask you to confirm it?
Can you hide it for a moment?
Safe!
It's loose!
It's out!
Okada, you can do it!
There are a lot of comments saying "Okada, you can do it!"
How is the preparation going?
Is it okay?
The preparation...
It's okay, right?
It's okay!
A little more!
It'll take a little longer!
Okada, is it really safe?
The judge said it's safe, so...
Ejiri, it's out!
Tanaka, it's loose!
Tanaka, it's good!
Tanaka, judge, you can't shake it!
Kano, it's not broken!
Huh?
Is it a draw?
Kano said it's not broken!
I don't have a Twitter!
You don't have a Twitter?
The reporter said it's noisy!
No, I'm not!
We're ready!
Let's move on to the next competition!
Let's go!
Erodeo!
Atsushi!
Yes!
Please explain the rules!
It's Erodeo!
One old man representative and one mascot representative will compete in one-on-one style!
First of all, you'll put lotion on the floating island over there and...
What do you call this?
What is it?
What do you call this?
Ah! The old man with a mouthwash will become a horse and...
In short, it's a stick, right?
Yes!
The old man with a mouthwash will become a horse and stand by!
The mascots will lean on the old man and hang in there so you don't fall off!
The number of seconds you hang in there will be your points!
However!
If you fall off without holding on for 10 seconds, the old man team will win and receive 10 points!
The mascots must hang in there for more than 10 seconds!
The old man must fall off within 10 seconds!
The old man must never let go of his knees and hands!
If you raise your hands and stand up, you'll easily fall off!
The rules here are really strict!
That's right!
Please!
I'm watching, Judgeman!
Yes!
Please!
I'd like you to demonstrate what this competition will be like for me!
The rules are important, so I'll show you once!
Yes!
Please show us how it's done!
Yes!
Here we go!
That's a mouthwash, right?
That's right!
What are you going to do?
And then...
Nice in!
The old man team did a nice in!
That was wonderful!
Two of you will get on!
Two of you will get on top!
Two of you will demonstrate!
Yes, please!
It's a strict rule!
Now, let's go!
Is it okay if it's not two of you?
Who do you want?
There's Kagami-chan and Minato-chan...
It's a mouthwash!
We've already prepared a mouthwash!
A mouthwash!
The mouthwash is over there!
First of all, the men will...
Yes!
It's a lotion!
Please prepare it!
There's a cork!
Prepare it according to the cork!
Yes!
Let's take a good look!
It's orange!
Set!
With this "set", first...
You said "set", right?
Yes!
I see!
Do this...
And then...
Lotion!
If you say that...
You'll eat the lotion!
You'll put it on your back, too!
Oh my!
Yes!
And then...
Wow!
And then...
Shirt!
It's a shirt, right?
Yes!
You'll hold it in front of you, right?
Yes!
Hold it in front of you...
And then...
Set your back foot...
On your back shoulder!
Yes!
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
It's long!
Yes!
Do it!
Seriously!
This is... Can I say it out loud?
Ready?
I'll say it.
Ready...
Go!
Amazing!
That was...
2 seconds!
And with that...
The men's team wins!
It's just a demonstration.
This is...
The slow version.
Slow version?
It's not coming out now.
It will come out in the future.
It's amazing, but it's been a while.
It's been a while.
So...
Can we go back a little?
What is "supponppon sexy beam"?
That's out of question.
It's because you lost.
It's still okay.
You've been curious about it, haven't you?
It's okay.
Supponppon sexy beam
If the men's team wins, you can do it!
Let's go!
Who will go?
What will you do, captain?
Ride a horse first.
Minato, who looks strong.
Minato!
Isn't it about time for you to go, captain?
Shall we go?
I'll go.
And...
Who will go, men?
I'll go!
It's okay!
Are you okay?
Can't you break your bones?
It's okay!
Please don't take a break.
I'll choose pleasure over that.
It's not pleasure.
It's a game.
It's okay.
Then...
Let's go!
It's okay!
I want points!
Please go up first, Rakkyo.
I think it's better for women
to clench their teeth too much.
That's right.
It's a little bigger
if you're riding it now.
Rakkyo!
Why is that?
Something's coming out, isn't it?
Please close it.
What is it?
Wait!
The judges are watching!
It's coming out!
It's safe!
Listen to me!
It's safe!
Then...
Set and...
Yes.
Please go ahead.
Set...
It looks good on you!
Lotion!
Don't show your lotion!
That's nice!
Oh my!
And?
Safe!
Shit!
Safe!
Safe, right?
What?
Safe!
Safe means OK, right?
And?
Shit!
And?
Asuka-san!
Ride on!
Hold it!
Ride on!
Ride on! Ride on!
Wow!
You're the best, Izu-san!
Ten seconds! Ten seconds!
You can do it!
You can lift up your butt! Your butt!
Wow! Your legs are amazing!
Your legs...
Your legs are amazing!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
GO! GO! GO!
Neck! Neck!
What did you do, judge?
What did you do?
It's a foul. It's a foul. It's a foul.
It was in my neck. It was in my neck.
That mouthwash...
That's because your grandpa's jaw strength is weak.
Completely...
Is that so?
Another judge!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What is it?
Mr. Tanaka, please make an official announcement.
I had a rope in my neck for a thumb.
It's a foul.
So...
No count!
Let's change!
Men, let's change horses!
Let's change horses. Who wants to go?
Who wants to go?
Who wants to go, men?
Matazo, you want to go?
Matchan!
Matachan!
Me, too!
Can I go in?
Girls can change, too!
Yes!
Will Asuka-san change, too?
Asuka-san will stay as she is!
You can't go in!
Can I go in?
What?
Can I go in?
It's too dangerous.
Oh, I see.
But...
He's doing it officially, isn't he?
Let's go!
Not yet!
Let's go!
Set...
Eh?
Good!
More! More! More!
Go further!
Ezui-chan, you're...
Go further!
Mata-san!
Mata-san, you have a habit of going further!
Don't you think we're losing?
It's okay!
Okay.
Make sure the leaves don't break!
Okay!
Okay, got it!
Lotion!
Yes, lotion!
Lotion!
It's broken!
Go forward!
Why can't you go forward?!
Why can't you go forward a little more?!
It's Ezui-chan! It's Ezui-chan, right?!
Wait a minute!
Men, do you want me to cut your hair?!
You want me to cut it, right?!
Do you want me to cut it?!
Cut it!
Cut it! Cut it!
Cut it!
What's wrong with you?!
It's okay!
Mata-san!
What's wrong?!
W-w-what's wrong?!
What's wrong?!
My jaw hurts...
Mata-san...
Is it already big?!
Let's take a break!
Is it big yet?!
Let's take a break!
Hey!
Is it big?!
I hate big things!
You just wore lotion!
Wait a minute!
You just wore lotion!
It's a little big!
It's a little big, too!
It's a little big...
You didn't wear it, did you?!
It's okay, right?!
It's okay.
Takai-kun is fine, too, right?!
Takai!
Hey!
Wait a minute! The lotion isn't here yet!
Wait!
I'm sorry.
Erodeo, you've only been demonstrating so far, haven't you?
You've spent so much time on this.
We've put on the lotion.
Let's do it!
I don't know how to say it.
Set, let's go!
"Let's go, kagaya" is what you say.
It goes all the way.
I can expect this.
- Lotion! - Yes.
Lotion!
You have to do it here.
Good!
Great! Nice lotion!
- Nice lotion. - And...
C.
Yes.
Good, good!
- Rhydon is here! - Rhydon!
Wait a minute, everyone.
- Rhydon! - Rhydon!
Yes!
- Go, go! - And...
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Stand up!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Go, go!
Go!
Wow! That was quite a rodeo!
It was a wonderful rodeo!
Nice rodeo!
Asuka-san!
Yes!
Asuka-san, how was it?
Watch your head!
It was so intense!
I just...
You just...
You just what?
What is it?
I just...
I just got drowned!
You just got drowned!
I'm glad!
It's okay to drown!
It's dangerous!
Now!
We have a replay!
We'd like to watch the replay!
Here's the replay!
Please watch!
How is it?
This is good!
Oh!
Nice!
Nice rodeo!
Go for it!
Oh!
The hair came off!
I did it!
Nice rodeo!
How was it?
There were more replays of Kaguya than me.
What?
Kaguya's replay was...
The camera was...
Maybe the upper part was better?
I see!
Camera-san, please watch out for that!
Did you like it?
I was a little worried. I was surprised when I saw the replay.
Because it was almost Kagaya.
It was all about Kagaya's hard work.
I wanted to look at the moment when Kirara fell.
If you were a swimmer, you would have fallen faster.
Which camera is this?
It's a big traffic jam.
It's okay, but you won, right?
That's right.
Let's be careful from the next one.
The first win goes to Rejin and Team.
Who's next?
Let's go with Ms. Mitafujin.
Ms. Mitafujin.
Can you do it?
You have to do your best.
Can you do it?
You have to do your best.
For the team.
You're losing right now.
I'll do it.
Ms. Mitafujin, please get ready.
And for Team Rejin, who is it?
Yes, it's me!
Go ahead and say "chicken raccoon"!
Please say "chicken raccoon"!
"Chicken raccoon"!
Nice one!
Yes!
Now, Mita-san, please.
Mita-san, please!
Hey, Reijo! Reijo!
Take it! Take it!
You can grab his hair!
Yes.
Oh my!
He just put lotion on his face!
Revenge!
Scary!
Lotion!
He's licking the lotion!
Wait a minute!
Judge! Judge!
Um...
Right now...
Judge!
Right now...
The judge...
Oh, not the judge...
Um...
Kuro-chan...
You put lotion on your face...
Yes, I did.
Um...
I heard that love...
I heard that love for lotion is safe.
Is that so?
Are you okay?
I'm just worried that it might be bad for you.
But you said it's okay for you to put lotion on your face, right?
It's okay.
It's fun.
But...
Is it a remodeling?
Now, please!
"Eat"...
You look like Kuroshio.
"Eat"...
And...
Lotion!
"Eat"...
Lotion!
You look good!
You're licking it!
Don't do that!
Why?
He's eating it!
You're drinking too much!
"Eat"...
It's bad to bet!
Why?
Let's fight!
Fight!
And raise your legs a little more!
Raise your waist!
Back flat!
Lion!
OK, Mitafujin!
Mitafujin, do it properly!
Do it properly!
You eat too much!
Camera-san, can you zoom in on Kuro-chan's face?
You eat too much!
What's wrong?
Zen-chan is eating!
His eyes are bleeding!
Wait a minute!
You're eating, right?
You can't eat it!
You're drooling!
Are you ready?
Kuro-chan!
Are you ready?
OK?
OK!
Ready?
Go!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
What happened?
He fell down with me in his arms.
Wait a minute. I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
Wait a minute. I didn't see it.
Wait a minute. What happened?
Wait a minute.
Can you do it one more time?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
It's over.
Take it off.
If you do it one more time, I'll bring you anesthesia.
He's surprised.
Take it off.
Anesthesia is scary.
I'm going to be a newbie now.
First of all, I'd like to see the replay.
The referee was watching this, too.
First of all, I'd like to see the replay.
Please.
It's good.
It's wonderful.
It's a good rodeo.
It's good up to here, isn't it?
The replay is good.
It's good up to here, isn't it?
The referee was watching this, too.
Oh, he's a little excited.
Referee!
I don't know.
Referee!
I don't know in order to know.
Referee, please.
Did you see the replay of Tanaka referee?
Of course I did.
Please give me the result.
Yes, Kuro-chan dropped it by force.
But Kuro-chan is not a bad guy.
So...
Referee!
What?
I'll ask you one more time. What is it?
Referee!
Kuro-chan did it like this.
He dropped it by force without using his hands.
But he dropped it by force.
But Kuro-chan is not a bad guy.
So...
Referee!
At times like this, we need a woman referee.
A woman referee, please.
It's a biased judgment.
What do you think?
Is it a judgment?
Yes.
It's "petting".
"Petting"?
"Petting".
What is it?
"Petting".
"Petting"?
"Petting".
King?
No, it's "petting".
"Petting", right?
"Petting"!
"Petting" is included.
So?
So...
Do you know what it means?
It's a voice touched by a man by force.
So...
So... men are out!
Oh my!
Kuro-chan!
If you go on like this, I'll bring a anesthetic gun!
Hey! Don't move!
Don't move like that!
Hey! Don't move like that!
I'd like to judge.
Kuro-chan's judgment is correct!
That's...
That's true.
Well, if you tried hard, you're Ms. Mita.
Ms. Mita!
How was it?
It was so good!
How was it? Your back?
It was soft.
It was soft?
Was it soft?
It was soft.
How was it?
What's a "suponpon" sexy beam?
Hey, be quiet!
Be quiet!
It's about...
What?
It's about...
It's not about that!
It's about...
You just saw a fake person.
What are you worried about?
You just saw a fake person.
But you know, the real one is out now.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe...
Maybe it's a sexy beam from her tail.
Take it off, take it off.
What's wrong?
What have I been doing?
You don't remember?
What did you do?
I don't know!
Someone, please get me up!
What are you saying?
Get back! Get back!
Get back!
What are you talking about?
Get back!
I'm going to beat you up!
We're going last!
It's last in the next match!
What?
Last?
Now, mascot team, who wants to go first?
Me.
Alright, then.
Then Gemmy will go first.
Legend team, who's coming?
Yahoo team.
Yahoo!
Yahoo, are you coming?
I'm okay?
Well, you can have that drink from before.
Here you go.
Please, just that.
The lotion's okay.
- What's wrong? - I'll wash it first, though.
Can you hold on to me for a second? I'm a girl.
- Oh, I see. - On the contrary?
- Can you do it? - I want to make sure, but is it under me?
- Yes, it's under you. - It's Rodeo's.
- Rodeo's? - Yes, we're a girl band.
- Oh, really? - What will you do?
- If it's okay without this... - But you have to wash it first.
- That's... - It's okay without it.
- It's okay without it, but... - Is it okay?
- Then... - Then we can do it.
- We can do it. - Really?!
- Okay! - You can do it on your own...
- ...sexy and sexy beam! - If you go and win...
- You can do it. - You can win.
- It's not scary. - Do it, do it!
- It's a little scary. - Can you go in there?
- Can we go in? - Can we go in there?
- You can go in there.
- It's pretty deep. - It's not that deep.
It won't come down, will it?
- It's barely okay. - It's barely okay.
Oh, this is a good fight, Gato!
I can't see what's ahead of me.
By the way, Kato-san!
Let's get 1 million viewers on this show!
Thank you!
1 million!
Yamamoto-san, if 1 million people watch this show...
If you're happy with it, let's do our best!
Thank you!
It hasn't even been 24 hours and we already have 1 million viewers!
I'm sure the president is happy with it!
- Can you do it? - I can!
- Can you do it, Yaguchi-san? - I can!
- Do it when you hear the sound! - Okay!
Please hear me out!
Say it nicely!
- Set... - Set, right?
Can't you hit it from the lotion?
- Lotion! - Lotion!
Slowly!
Amazing!
You're amazing, Yaguchi-chan!
Nice lotion!
On your face, too!
That's it!
- Nice lotion! - Go for it!
- Set... - Set, right?
- Take it off! - Okay!
- Go for it! - Nice!
Which one do you want me to take off?
- The right one! - Okay!
- Please take it off! - Okay!
Ready...
- Go! - Go!
Go, Yamauchi!
Take it off! Take it off!
How is it? How is it? How is it?
Take it off, Shintani! Take it off right now!
Let me check with the replay we just played.
- This is a replay. - This is a replay.
Wait a moment, please!
You're checking something on the table!
Are you checking something on the table?
What's wrong?
Why are you checking something on the table?
Was there something wrong?
- Well, there was something wrong... - First of all, let's watch the replay!
There's nothing.
Let's watch the replay first!
Please!
This is good! You have a good face!
You have a good face!
Wow!
The picture is good, certainly.
You have a good face!
You have a good heart rate!
That's right!
You have a good posture!
Wow!
Yagutsan!
Yagutsan's movement!
Wow!
You have a strong waist!
Oh! But it's still stable here, isn't it?
It's stable!
It's a repeat, isn't it?
It's a repeat!
The tape...
The tape is burnt!
I didn't expect it to be a repeat!
The repeat...
The replay is...
It's a little repeat, but...
The referee is watching.
The referee, please.
No matter who looks at it...
The mascot team fell into the water first.
So...
Yagucha won!
Wow!
Good job!
Now, how about the women's referee?
How was it?
The mascot team fell into the water first.
So...
Yagucha won!
Oh! Yagucha won!
Is it the same opinion?
It's okay! Yagucha won!
It's okay!
Stop it!
Get out of here!
Stop it!
We have nothing to do with it!
The judge is doing it on his own!
We have nothing to do with it!
What's going on?
When the camera changes, something happens.
What's that?
Be careful, judge!
It's a diamond.
We have nothing to do with it!
The Legend Team wins!
We did it!
Well, Kato-san, the battle so far has been very exciting!
Let's sum up the scores so far.
So far, the Muscat Team has 25 points and the Legend Team has 20 points.
We lost!
But we did our best!
Before we move on to the next competition, let's watch some commercials.
Aim for the goal!
Yamamoto Soccer!
Now, Tsuchi-san, please explain the rules.
In the middle of the pool, floating in a float, is a game where you push Yamamoto-san, Yamamoto-san's ball into Ojiisan-team and Muscats-team's goal.
Muscats-team has 6 people and Ojiisan-team has 3 people.
In 3 minutes and a half, you can score goals x 10 points.
3 minutes and a half, right?
3 minutes and a half.
3 minutes in the first half, 3 minutes in the second half, change of members and it's OK.
Now, Yamamoto-san, you're going to be a ball.
That's right. I'm going to be a ball without thinking.
You're just going to be a ball?
Yes, I'm ball Yamamoto.
Ball Yamamoto.
Ball-san, ball-san.
Now, Yamamoto-san, the referee is going to put the ball in the centre.
Can I put the ball in?
Yes.
Can you give me 1 million yen?
That's for Wasei, James Dean and Shozo-san.
Wasei, James Dean and Shozo-san.
Now, Tsuchi-san, please comment.
Cute Yamamoto is going to be a ball.
Ball-san, you should have changed your name to ball Yamamoto.
Your mouth is so small.
Well, if you look at it from here, it's like that.
Didn't you see the important part?
Late-night shows are like this.
Thank you.
Late-night shows with me, right?
That's right. Take back the late-night show!
It's been a long time, but we only introduced 2 games.
There are more games, so let's go.
How about the ball?
The ball...
Sorry, I did it wrong.
Ball Yamamoto is important now.
Please be ball Yamamoto.
Please set it up.
1, 2...
Ball Yamamoto!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Is there a comment saying "Go for it, ball-san"?
Ball Yamamoto-san is born.
Ball-san, don't you use that bibs?
Yes, I do.
Without bibs.
Oh, it's nostalgic.
This naked feeling.
If only there was lotion!
You can't take off the bibs by yourself!
You can't take off the bibs!
Are you okay?
Oh, cute!
Are you okay with that?
You can't help it.
I can't help it.
Take it off! Take it off!
From here, it doesn't look like you're wearing anything.
Can I be relieved?
Please be relieved!
I'm wearing it.
Oh, you know it!
Thank you.
Now, I'd like you to choose your team members.
First of all, all the girls.
Six people!
Queen, Shield...
Oh, so only two people can go through, right?
Yes.
Who wants to go?
I'll go!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then...
Then, please come in.
The players...
Yes, yes, yes.
The goal...
There are six of you, right?
Go ahead.
Yes.
Now...
The men's team!
Yes.
The old men's team!
What will you do?
Oh, shall we go?
We haven't done anything yet.
Mr. Izuri, will you go first?
Mr. Okada and everyone...
It's Mr. Izuri, though.
Mr. Okada, are you okay?
I've changed it.
You've changed it?
I've changed it.
Please check it for me.
Is it okay with the camera?
I've changed it.
Oh, you've changed it black, right?
It's okay, right?
It's okay?
Okay.
It's okay?
It's okay.
Mr. Izuri, you're okay now, right?
I'm okay. I'm safe.
You're totally okay.
It's okay, right?
Now...
Now, please...
Is it okay?
No. 4!
That's good.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Mr. Okada, you're okay now, right?
Now, it's 3 minutes, right?
It's 3 minutes.
In 3 minutes, you can score a goal.
In the first half of the game, you can score a goal.
In the second half of the game, you can score a goal.
Okay.
Now, let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
Ready...
Push! Push!
Go go go! Push! Push!
Go! Go! Go!
Push! Push!
You can do it!
Don't put it in! Don't put it in!
Which one is it?
It's embarrassing!
Maskatsu goal!
Referee!
Yes?
Was that a Maskatsu goal?
What? What? What?
Is there such a thing?
He took off his pants.
What?
He took off his pants.
What is that?
Please take a look at it.
What is it?
Please take a look at the ball.
What is it?
Something is on his finger.
What is it?
His finger is raised.
What is it?
Can I see it?
Please take a look at it.
What is it?
Whose is it?
Please take a look at it.
Is it his pants?
We don't know yet.
Why is his pants raised like that?
Please take a look at it.
Whose is it?
The ball is cute, isn't it?
Can I see it?
Whose is it?
No, it's not.
Whose is it?
It's suspicious.
No, it's not.
Whose is it?
No, it's not.
He's like a pig that only breaks the inside of his pants.
Whose is it?
No, it's not.
Who is it?
No, it's not.
Whose is it?
Can you raise your pants a little higher?
Whose is it?
It's possible.
Whose is it?
It's not her.
Whose is it?
It's not her, is it?
It's not her.
Whose is it?
It's not her.
Can you turn around a little?
It's not her.
It's not her, is it?
Whose is it?
It's not anyone's.
Where did you get the cloth from?
It's the ball, Mr. Momoto.
Which one is it?
I noticed it and put it on my foot.
On your foot?
Yes.
I noticed it and put it on my foot.
Maybe you did it when you got sick of walking.
But you didn't rip your swimsuit.
That's right.
Do you want to put it back on?
I'll put it back on.
Because it's a ball.
It's an eye mark.
Will you calm down?
I'm sorry.
Babies often add towels.
I'm sure it'll calm you down.
Turn around, please.
What was your goal just now?
It was a basket.
I saw the basket team attacking this way.
What happened?
It looked like an offside.
Also, if you look at it calmly,
The basket team has more people.
Is that a rule?
I don't think it's okay.
Which goal is it?
The goal is a basket goal.
I think the men's team is a little weak.
What is it?
En-san!
Rise up!
Can you prepare a little?
Because I like it!
Because I like girls!
That person is...
Then let's go!
Because I like girls!
Ready!
Do your best!
What are you doing?
- The ball hit... - Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What? What? What?
- Ladies, on behalf of Subu... - Yes.
- The ball hit her.
- With her feet. - What?
- It stuck in her neck. - It stuck in her neck.
- It stuck in her neck? - Yes.
- The ball hit Kawashami-san's head... - I don't know if it hit the referee or not...
- The referee said... - The referee said...
Wait a minute. Before the referee...
What's going on, Subu-san?
The ball hit Kawashami-san's head with her feet.
- It stuck in her head with her feet. - It stuck in her head.
Endo-san, what's going on?
- The ball didn't hit her. - No, it didn't hit her.
- It didn't hit her. - It didn't hit her.
- It didn't hit her? - No.
It hit me in the eye and it stuck in my head with my feet.
- It didn't hit me. - What?
It didn't hit you.
Referee, what's going on?
- The referee... - Referee...
- Why does it keep coming out? - Stop it!
Why does it keep coming out?
- Referee! - Referee!
If you do it again, I'll fire you!
Referee, hold it in!
What's going on? It's weird that it keeps coming out even though nothing's happening!
- It's against the rules! - There's nothing here!
- Referee, you're breaking the rules! - There's nothing here!
- Referee, hold it in! - What's going on?
- It's against the rules! - Referee!
- It hasn't moved an inch since then! - Don't move!
- It's weird that it keeps coming out! - Why?
- Is it because of the high waves? - What's going on?
- It's because of the high waves! - Is it?
- But... - But it looks like it's going to rain.
- Is that breaking the rules, Mr. Tanaka? - No, it's not!
- It's not breaking the rules! - It's not!
- Then, get ready!
One minute left! One minute left!
- One minute left! - This is bad!
- One minute left? - One minute left!
One minute left!
Got it!
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
What's up, Sueboo?
Sueboo-san, Goal-san did a great performance with the white cloth I mentioned earlier.
Great! Great!
She does weird things!
Goalemon-san!
Yes!
Could you say a few words about what you just played?
I know nothing about it.
I don't know anything about it.
I'm afraid of it, so I think it's shaking.
By the way, where is the white cloth?
What are you talking about?
It's just there.
Can you replay it?
Replay!
No replay!
Why?
Are you okay?
How is it?
Half-time!
It's half-time!
Each team, please go back to your positions and discuss your strategy.
Right now, it's 1-0 and the Muscat team is leading.
Kato-san, in the meantime, we have 1.2 million people watching.
Amazing!
Thank you!
I feel like the world is going to change!
That's right!
On the contrary, I feel healthy!
Everyone was waiting for this!
On the contrary, I feel healthy!
Thanks to this, the variety show will be revived again!
That's right!
Really!
I want to do it again!
Leave it to me!
Is it okay for the legend team?
Strategy!
It looks like we can change players!
Muscats!
Kamishio-chan, go! Kamishio-chan!
I can't do it!
No, I can't do it!
Kamishio-chan!
It's too fast!
No, Kamishio-san!
It's too fast!
Help me!
Kamishio-chan!
Go, Kamishio-chan!
Go, go!
Kuro-chan, are you going?
Kuro-chan!
I'm going!
Go, go!
Go!
Go, Kuro-kun!
Do you have teeth?
Let's start.
The engine starts.
Monster!
Are you losing?
Strong!
Don't drink it!
Judge! Stop him!
It's only half-time!
Stop him!
It's only half-time!
I'm worried!
(Laughter)
(Whistle)
I'm worried! I'm worried!
(Laughter)
What happened to you?
I want you to be worried about me.
Could you stop me, please?
What happened?
Kuro-chan was rampaging. Can you stop me, please?
Did you go wild? I went wild.
Half-time doesn't work at all, does it?
It's half-time, isn't it?
It's half-time, but I think you can ask for something like morality on the pitch.
I went wild and was really scared of girls, so please stop me.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Why! Why you!
Stop it!
Endo-san! Endo-san!
Endo-san!
Stop it!
Endo-san!
Time up!
Is the match over?
The match is over!
So it started!
The match is over!
It seemed like it started!
The match is over!
This game is over!
It took a while!
This game is over!
It was a mess!
Can you do it?
Let's do it!
Monster, can you do it?
I really want it to end!
The mascots will attack!
The middle-aged men's team will attack!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Go, Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan, attack them!
Go, go!
Get Kuro-chan!
Go, Kuro-chan!
What is that?
Kuro-chan!
What kind of creature is it?
What position is it in?
Goal!!
This is a goal!
What's up?
What's up, Subecue?
Well, first of all, Endo was really attacking our leader.
And occasionally, Ball-san pushed him up.
And their faces...
Their leaders...
He pat on my face!
You can't do anything, can you?
The ball?
The ball can't do anything.
The ball can't do anything, can it?
Because the ball can't move.
The ball is covered with something.
The ball's length is...
You haven't been touched at all, have you?
Why do you talk so much?
I'd like you to tell me you want me to touch you.
I'd like you to be calm about it.
That's right! Even if you don't touch it, you keep complaining about it!
I'm fighting!
Both of you are responsible for it! It's scary, isn't it?
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Is it a goal?
What is it?
It looks like a white cloth.
Time's up!
I was strangled just now.
Please come here for a moment and explain it properly.
When I realized it, I was strangled with this white cloth in this goal.
I was strangled with it.
Please be quiet!
I was watching it.
She's asking you now!
I was watching it and I was strangled with it.
She's asking you! Please be quiet!
She's asking you to change it for motivation!
Isn't it going up, Okada-san?
Doesn't it go up?
It doesn't go up at all.
I'd like to ask the goalkeeper.
I'm a ball and a mount, so as a fair position of the ball, I think that there was such a coincidental batting by chance that Merlin shook the float.
I'm in a position of a ball.
Referee!
Please.
I said "please", but did you hear what I said just now?
The opinions are divided now.
Yamamoto-san, who is in charge of the ball, did nothing.
And the woman was pulled in.
She said she was pulled in with white cloth, but please.
First of all, there is no such thing as the ball having a will.
I can't think of the ball doing anything.
Irregular?
Irregular.
The ball can move irregularly.
But it can't move with a will because it's a ball.
The rotation?
I think the rotation was only attached to the ball.
Irregular rotation.
Is it common?
It's common in soccer.
I think it just happened.
No, it's not.
So it's a batting ball?
It's a batting ball.
You just heard it, didn't you?
It's a batting ball, right?
It was a batting ball.
It's a batting ball.
So it was just a batting ball damage?
It's a batting ball.
So in a soccer game, is there a player who complains about a batting ball?
No, there isn't.
In soccer, a batting ball is a daily occurrence.
It's also a famous referee.
In that case, of course, there are tournaments where a batting ball happens.
You don't complain about it there, do you?
No, we don't.
Can you go to the camera one more time for a batting ball?
Where is it?
The cameraman likes it.
This time, the referee...
It's a batting ball.
This time, the referee...
You're not used to saying "batting ball," are you?
This time, the referee said "batting ball."
A batting ball happened.
A batting ball.
I understand.
It's a batting ball.
It can't be helped.
It's a batting ball.
Excuse me.
What is it?
Don't look at me with such erotic eyes.
On the contrary, that's what you say when you talk.
It's a ball.
Even though it's a ball, don't look at me with such erotic eyes.
This is what I say.
You definitely won't look at me with such erotic eyes.
No, we won't.
Referee, one more time.
We only have one minute left.
Let's go.
If you don't change it, we'll borrow it.
It's like this.
It's one-on-one.
Will you change it?
Will you go?
Will you change it?
The referee has changed it.
I'll go.
Please give the bateries.
You scared me to death.
This is driving at me crazy.
No, I just...
wanted to do it a little bit.
I don't want it.
Give it to me.
No, give it to me.
I don't want it.
Give me the bateries.
No, give me the bateries.
Just let me borrow yours.
No, give me it.
Give it to me.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
Excuse me!
Kuro-chan!
What is your position?
Position!
Please tell me your name!
Oh, scary!
Now!
Everyone, it's lost time!
Let's go!
Continue!
It's chest ball!
Chest ball!
It's chest ball!
Oh!
Goal!
What did you do?
It's strange!
You must have seen it!
You didn't say "goal", did you?
Asuka-san, please!
You didn't say "goal", did you?
No, but I think there are things that science cannot explain!
You've been hitting me all the time and now you have white stuff on your neck!
Asuka-san, please!
You've been hitting me all the time and now you have white stuff on your neck!
Where is it?
Oh!
What is this?
Why is it getting bigger?
It's bigger than before!
It's not getting bigger!
It's getting bigger!
Why is it getting bigger?
It's like magic!
It's like a dinosaur!
It's a big pool, so...
But was that a goal or not?
Huh?
You didn't hear me!
You don't feel safe if you hear "huh?"
It looked like it was a goal, but was it a goal or not?
If you saw it like that...
It was a goal.
It's weird!
Kato-san,
the number of goals is
unprecedented.
That's right. In the last minute,
the Legend Team got one point,
so it's 2-1, and the Legend Team
wins!
That last one
was cheating!
Why do you have a mic?
Stop it!
It's a rule.
Atsu-san, can you explain
the points?
So far,
the Muscats Team has 35 points,
and the Legend Team
has 40 points!
You can do it!
What is it?
For those of you who just saw it,
what is "supponppon sexy beam"?
If you win, you do it.
You do it.
Just prepare for it.
That's not what we're doing now!
I don't know what you're doing!
Just prepare for it,
suppponppon sexy beam!
We'll prepare for the next one,
so let's watch the commercial!
There are a lot of claims.
I'd like you all
to say a few words.
First of all,
Ms. Kawakami of the Muscats,
how do you like it so far?
It's a really sexy storm,
isn't it?
For example,
what do you mean?
Our heads are stuck
between those balls.
It's strange, isn't it?
How about you?
I'm Tomisaki.
I haven't seen it at all.
You're angry with the judge?
That's right.
I've also missed out
on all the fouls.
Because you didn't trust him?
That's right.
How about you, Mitomi?
I'm confused and
it's really sexy.
I get hugged like this.
Where?
Are you a monster?
Are you a racket?
You're not in the match.
You're not in the match, are you?
Are you a racket?
You're not in the match.
I'm not in it!
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm not in it!
You're touching his butt, aren't you?
It's not when you're on top.
It's behind you.
I don't know about behind me.
You're touching it.
You're touching it when you're on top.
Please don't do it behind you.
Please do it behind you.
It's full of fouls.
By the way,
you're really flirting with her.
You're flirting with her?
I don't think you're flirting with her.
You're flirting with her.
We're here because we can't touch her.
Kuro-chan is uncomfortable.
You're touching it, aren't you?
I'm not touching it.
Where are you touching?
Around his side.
You just made his lymph flow better.
You're touching it, aren't you?
It was about to break.
You're touching it, aren't you?
You didn't touch it.
It was a long time.
You should not do it.
Please don't touch me.
Don't do it.
How is it?
Don't use cowardly hands to a youkai.
Which youkai?
The most disgusting one.
What?
Not disgusting! Human humana!
humana... youkai humana...
If you wrap it around your neck, you'll look like an ugly person.
After hard training...
Get out of here!
Is that possible?
How is it?
I think if Kuro-chan eats that weird thing, she'll lose her mind.
That's scary.
But you don't do that to Yei-chan, do you?
Youkai are really disgusting.
Disgusting.
Disgusting youkai.
That's terrible.
I'm not disgusting!
That's cute.
Your response is cute.
You look like Kitaro.
How is it?
Youkai, don't be fooled.
It's your hobby, right?
How is it?
It's just disgusting.
You're shaking, right?
It's disgusting.
You should do your training properly.
We're here to sing seriously.
We heard we can sing if we win.
Then...
Let's end it.
What?
This is a win for the legend team.
What?
What's going on?
Let's do a little more.
Why?
I don't know "suponpon sexy beam".
Wait a minute.
Let's end it.
Let's sing a new song.
Are you going to do it?
Are you going to do it or not?
Let's do it!
Let's just get ready.
Get ready for what?
Of course we're going to win.
But...
We're really going to win.
We can't?
We want to listen to a new song.
If you say it's dangerous, we'll end it.
Don't put it out!
Please don't put it out.
Two men in the pool.
Five people will take a rugby ball from the edge of the pool and go towards the catch area.
While the old men are desperately defending, if you can catch it, you get 10 points.
However, the old men should not touch their hands.
Like basketball defense, use sidesteps to protect it.
Can't I do it with my hands?
Now, the time limit is three minutes.
If you can protect it, you get 10 points.
That's the rule.
Now, is it all of the Mustards team?
There are five people.
Who will go?
Captain.
Pasta and soup.
Salt and pepper.
Guess.
What about the men's team?
Me and...
The old man's team.
Yes, I'm in the old man's team.
Let's go.
Don't shake hands.
Defense.
Go, go, go!
Catch it over the red line.
A lot of water is flying.
Can you do it?
Let's go.
Ready.
Catch it over the red line.
Ah! Nice defense! Nice defense!
Ide-san! Nice defense!
Ah! Too slow! Too slow!
Too slow!
Too slow! Too slow!
Drop it! Drop it!
What's going on?
What's going on, Kuro-chan?!
What's going on?!
Put your hands up!
You didn't raise your hands!
What's going on?
I can see a little touch.
Sinper! Can you explain what that is?
First of all, one by one.
As it is! As it is!
Which one is it?
I really didn't use my hands.
It's not a violation of that.
Does that mean she went up by herself?
She came down from below like a cheetah!
There's no way she could have raised her hand!
You didn't raise your hand, did you?!
I'm scared of거 있습니다, Politik!
So, does that mean it's OK?
It's OK!
Then, what about this side?
It's this side, isn't it?!
I didn't raise my hands.
It's this side, isn't it?!
I completely didn't raise my hands.
I didn't raise my hands.
I totally didn't raise my hands.
It was absolutely safe.
If you let go of her hand, does that mean you can let go of her leg?
It's not a hand, right?
That's true.
She can't let go of her hand. Her eyes are out, but she can't let go of her hand, so it's safe.
It's safe, right?
She can't let go of her hand.
It's safe, right?
It looks like she's out, but it's safe, right?
It's safe, it's safe.
So in this state, she has to escape from here, right?
She has to escape.
She can't let go of her hand.
So we can continue like this, right?
We can continue like this.
Could we have one member change, please?
Tamura, let's go.
I'm going.
Ryo, where are you going?
Okada, let's go.
Okada is drunk.
Can you do it?
Okada is tired, too.
I can do it.
Okada is tired, too.
Can you do it?
Where do you start?
Ryo, you're surprisingly erotic right now.
I'm asking you because you're drunk.
Because you're drunk.
The master team is doing a two-try.
Ryo, where are you?
Oh no!
What's wrong?
I hear something.
Oh no!
It's not a game at all!
Let's continue!
Ready!
Pull!
Pull, Ryo!
Go, Ryo!
He's taking her!
I'm playing!
Nice!
Pull!
One more!
Why?
Wait! Wait!
I don't want to do it at all!
Wait!
Now, it's over!
Now, let's check!
Let's check!
Hey!
Let's choose the mascot team!
One try. Two try.
Mascot team!
Three try! Three try!
And...
Legend team!
One defense.
Two defense.
Legend team!
Two defense!
And so...
Mascot team wins!
That's not how you count.
That's right.
That's the rule.
That's not how you count.
And so...
Mascot team wins!
And so...
You're strong, Mascot team!
Let's take a look at the points so far.
So far...
Mascot team has 65 points.
And Legend team has 60 points!
That's how it is now.
That means we have two more to go.
Two more?
Two more.
I see!
I'm looking forward to this!
What about the comments?
There are a lot of comments!
Kato, you must be tired.
This is the peak.
Do your best now.
I'm tired of this project.
Someone please take it off.
Atsushi is no good.
If you're going to complain, don't watch it.
There are a lot of comments like that!
That's right!
There were a lot of comments like that!
So...
I'm holding back a little.
There are two more?
But I'm still going to watch it.
Something is about to happen.
It's amazing that you can continue with this tension.
Thank you!
Everyone, we're still waiting for your comments!
The next competition is...
Onsen vs. Muscats!
It's not coming!
In the swimming competition, the kiba match is a one- on-one match.
I think it will be much more advantageous to win here.
The four of you will make a kiba in a group of four.
A two-on-two match.
If you take the hat or the kiba collapses, you lose.
The team that remains in the end will receive 15 points.
It's simple.
A simple battle.
Well, both teams will hit the kiba.
I'm worried.
I'm not going to put in any effort right now.
Come on, Koito.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
I understand.
Well then, everyone, please make a kiba.
How many kibas can you make?
One kiba?
Yes, two kibas.
So it's two-on-two, right?
It's a four-on-one match, right?
Are you okay?
Mascots team!
Can you make a kiba?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Do you know how to make a kiba?
Everyone is worried about the color of the water.
There are a lot of comments saying that the water is dirty.
It's okay!
Huh? Kiba?
Me and who?
Yes, yes!
Asuka-san! Asuka-san, what is it?
Um, men...
There are only men, so I think it's strong.
Kiba, right?
Who was it this time? Kuro-chan?
Someone...
Even if it's just one person, I want it for my team.
I can do it by myself, so...
I see!
How about it?
Over there...
Then, Yagamon-san, you can do it, right?
You can do it, right?
Then, based on the mascot team, can Yagamon-san do it?
Oh, me?
Yes.
Can I?
I'm sorry for asking all of a sudden.
Um, I'm a little tired, so can you do it for me?
Well, I can't help it.
You can't help it, right?
You were in a neutral ball position earlier, so you can't help it this time.
You can't help it, right?
Kuro-chan, I'm sorry, but can Yagamon-san do it?
If you're in a neutral ball position, you can't help it.
This kind of human race...
If you're in a green suit, you can help it.
Alright!
Then...
Yagamon-san...
Yagamon-san, can you join us here?
Yagamon-san will do the kiba of the mascot team.
Can you do it?
Yes.
I'm sorry for asking all of a sudden.
I'm getting really sexy now.
That's right.
Yagumon-chan's sexy beauty.
Don't put the rubber band around your chin!
Can I do it?
You'll get pulled.
Don't pull your hair!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Here we go!
Okay!
Oh, wow! It's on your...
It's on your head!
Excuse me!
Yes, yes?
Your head...
Excuse me!
Does it stick to you?
It's sticking to me!
Mr. Yamamoto...
Mr. Yamamoto!
Mr. Yamamoto, is it sticking to you?
No, it's not.
I'm doing it seriously.
Is it on your back?
I'm doing it seriously.
Excuse me!
Is it on your heart?
No, it's on my nerves.
Let's do it!
It can't be helped.
Is it on your fangs?
Yes.
Let's do it!
Ready...
It doesn't hurt at all!
The two white...
The white and black dogs are drinking milk.
Excuse me!
Okay!
This is...
Huh?
It's shaking!
It's shaking its head!
Head!
Excuse me!
Head!
What's wrong?
Stop! Stop!
Once more!
What? What?
You're amazing!
You're making unnecessary movements.
What do you mean?
Like this!
My unnecessary space and unnecessary heartbeat are coming out of you.
Can you do it with a grip?
We don't need it.
What is it?
Can you do it without a grip?
What is it?
It's a fang.
Can you show me a fang?
It's what Endo is doing.
It's a fang.
Are you trying to take off my fang?
No!
Excuse me!
Isn't it a hat?
No!
Occasionally, like this...
No!
What are you doing?
I was trying to take it off like this...
No!
It's a hat.
Please say it's a hat.
Were you looking at it just now?
What?
What did you do?
What?
What did you do?
I was trying to take it off like this...
But you tripped me.
I tripped you.
Why? Why? Why?
I don't know fast. I don't know fast.
Safe.
You can't shake it.
Make a fang.
Put it down.
It's like a cow's neck.
Make a fang.
Put your hands and feet on it.
Put your hands under it.
Start like this.
What's wrong?
It's not shaking.
It's shaking.
Stop it.
Do it seriously.
Make a fang.
Like this.
Let's continue.
Ask for a fang.
Make a fang.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
But don't make a fang.
Don't make a fang.
Let's continue.
Ready.
Make a fang.
(crowd cheering)
(whistle blowing)
(crowd cheering)
- You're breaking the rules!
It's midnight and you're breaking the rules!
(crowd cheering)
- You're being bitten!
(crowd laughing)
- You can't help it, Lucky.
- That was a healthy bite.
- I'm a senior but I did it.
- No way.
- Okay, show me.
- See?
- You're being bitten.
(crowd laughing)
- You're being bitten.
- I'm not a panda.
- You're young.
- You're a panda.
- You're right.
I'm not a panda, you know?
It doesn't matter if you bit me or not, right?
But we haven't seen it, so we have to leave it to you.
New one! New one!
Look at this!
It's peeled off!
Why is it here?
It's peeled off! It's peeled off!
What are you doing?
Kiba-sen! Kiba-sen!
Why are you doing Kiba-sen? Is it peeled off?
I'm not a panda!
What are you doing? Look at me!
He is not a panda!
Thank you!
Judge! Judge!
He is not a panda!
How was the result? The final result!
The mascot team won!
There were observations, too.
He is happy.
He is just happy.
Please peel it off!
You don't like it, do you?
Please peel it off!
You don't like it, do you?
Please peel it off!
You are doing it alone, aren't you?
What happened?
What did you do?
Did you lick the strawberry?
What did you do?
I'm not a panda!
Are you worried?
I will announce it.
He is not a panda.
We all know it.
The mascot team won!
Wait a minute.
The place is getting messy.
It's messy.
Everyone, the place is getting messy.
Yes.
Be sure to exercise properly.
Yes.
Well, I'm sure you're tired.
Especially for the judges, the place is messy.
I want you to take a good look at it.
Was it such a difficult judge?
Please.
Then, can you do it one more time?
I'll do it again.
I'm sorry. I'll do it one more time.
One more time.
Do it properly.
I'll do it properly.
There's a reversal.
This is a final match.
Please give me a famous match that will remain in history.
Katsuie will win.
This is a final match.
I'm sure you'll win.
Everyone, please get ready for Kiba.
Now...
This may be the last fight!
Well, there is a comment saying that they hope for Porori this time.
Speaking of Kiba, it is Porori.
Everyone, please be careful not to get Porori.
But please do it seriously!
This is already...
A serious match!
Let's go!
Ready!
Be careful! Be careful!
One more match! One more match!
One more match!
It's over! It's over! She's over!
Oh!
Master!
What happened?
I'm curious about the result!
First of all, Mr. Tanaka, please!
Please stand there!
Overall, Wasan team won!
Now, Mr. Tanaka, please judge!
Wasan team won!
No! No! No!
What are you doing?
You can't do that!
Which team won?
Wasan team won!
Stop it!
And you have a good father!
You have a beautiful father!
We have nothing to do with it!
She is a girl!
Her size of swimsuit didn't match!
I'm sorry!
The winner is...
Wasan team!
Now, Mr. Kato, let's move on!
The final match is...
Even this place is starting to run low on oxygen.
We've come to the last match.
This is a swimming relay match.
It's better if it's quick.
Atsu-san, please explain the rules.
This is a swimming relay match.
It's a relay match of three against three back swimming.
Since we're here, we have to swim back, right?
However, as a handicap, the Muscats team can interfere with the Atsu-san team.
The team that wins in the end gets 40 points.
We can turn things around.
What are you saying?
Isn't 40 points too much?
I don't know until the end.
Can I confirm one last thing?
What is it?
What is "supponppon sexy beam"?
You'll know soon enough.
You'll know if you win.
Feel the words.
You'll know if you lose, right?
You won't know if you win.
We won't know either.
We just have to wait, right?
If you win, you can do it.
You want to know, right?
If you win, you can do it.
Who wants to go?
It's three against three.
Who wants to go?
Mikami-san.
Top.
Who's second?
Second.
Third.
Anchor.
I see.
It's decided!
This is how we played in the past.
Members have been decided.
It's three against three.
I can do it!
These three.
Anchor.
Let's go.
This is a real swimming battle.
It's back swimming.
Back swimming.
You have a swimming experience, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'm also a safety instructor.
Really?
You're good.
I think I'm qualified.
How about you, Miwato?
I'm not good at swimming.
It's not about swimming.
I can do it.
Can you swim?
I'll try.
Are you sure you can do it?
I'm really fast.
I'm a top batter.
However,
it's not good for women to get in the way of men of the mascot team.
They can get in the way of you.
Please swim in order to overcome it.
Can you do it?
Please do your best.
I want to know.
If you win, you'll get a sexy beam.
If you win, you'll be able to sing.
Please swim in order.
Let's go.
I'm really fast.
I'm a top batter.
However, it's not good for women to get in the way of men of the mascot team.
Please swim in order.
You two go over there.
You and you go over there.
You go over there.
You don't fold your arms.
Women have to get in the way of you.
Yes.
Why do you have it?
Can you move a little more to the right, Mr. Miyamoto?
Please lie down and lie down.
It's a great bathroom.
Bathroom is prohibited.
No bathroom.
You'll get wet in the bathroom.
Are you okay, Mr. Miyamoto?
It was like swimming for the first time.
It's okay for women.
The first class, right?
Is it okay for women?
The second class?
It's from over there.
Mr. Kagaya is the first class.
What about women?
The first class is...
Mr. Mikami.
I got it.
Mr. Oikado, if you put your hands together properly, you can go out next.
That's right.
Please put your hands together.
I'm sorry, but is it a hindrance like this?
It's a healthy hindrance, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
If you don't push it, you can hit it with it.
Mr. Miyamoto, are you okay?
Mr. Kagaya, you can't do it.
You can't hit it.
You can't do it?
You can hit it well.
It's dangerous.
Mr. Kagaya, is it okay for women to do this?
Are you listening to the rules I read out?
Mr. Kagaya, are you okay?
It's a hand match.
Then, Mr. Kagaya...
You're suddenly shaking.
Is it okay?
Okay, it's safe.
Then...
Shall we start?
Let's start.
We'll start from there.
It's pretty close.
It'll be over in no time.
You have to get in the way of each other.
Here we go.
About number one...
What's wrong?
I was about to crouch.
You were about to crouch?
Your butt...
Give me a break.
It's okay.
You can go in.
You can go down.
This way.
Mr. Tanaka, please go over there.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Okay, let's get back on track.
Let's go!
About number one...
Go! Go! Go!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Finally, the last player of Yamamoto!
Watanabe! Watanabe! Watanabe! Watanabe!
Now!
Wow!
Wow! That was quick!
It was quick, but...
Yamamoto-san and Basano-san, you knew about it, right?
We knew about it.
It's the first time I've seen a swimming competition where the heads are all over the place.
It's kind of like a miracle. They're both standing there in love.
Which one of you has their heads all over the place?
Smooth!
Mimata-san!
Just like that, their power of facing each other became the same and they kept throwing each other.
You thought you couldn't move forward, didn't you?
It was really hard.
Mimata-san got in the way.
I didn't know.
It was a beautiful, beautiful victory.
But the winning team is...
The Ennis Muscats!
If you did a frontflip, you'd win.
That's right. We lost.
It was good that we got in the way.
That's right. It was a nice interference.
Now, all competitions have ended!
The winner is... Let's see which team won!
Thank you for your hard work!
We didn't win! We didn't win!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your long time!
It was a wonderful battle!
Kuno-chan, how was it?
It was really fun! I wish this time would last forever!
Azushi-san!
Why only me?!
You were having so much fun!
It was fun!
Leader Asuka-san!
Asuka-san!
How was it?
It was unpleasant, but when you got over it, good things would happen, you could sing, and it was a great experience!
Excuse me, we haven't announced the results yet!
Stupid!
Which team won?!
I'm curious!
Let's announce the final results!
Oh, Yaguchi-san!
You too, Yaguchi-san!
I'm ready!
You were doing your best in "Lotion"!
Yes!
But in the end, if there's a reversal, it's "Supponppon" and "Sexy Beam"!
That's right!
Can you show us a little bit of movement?
How is "Normal" and "Sexy Beam" like?
"Normal" is fine!
"Sexy Beam"!
That's good!
This is "Sexy Beam"!
This is "Normal"!
What will happen if it's "Supponppon"?
I don't know either!
That's right!
Maybe we'll know after this!
That's right!
Now, I'd like to announce the final results!
"Abyssmaskatz" team!
135 points!
The "Legend" team is...
The "Old Man" team is...
60 points!
"Abyssmaskatz" team wins!
We did it!
Congratulations!
We did it!
We all beat "Old Man"!
We did it!
We'll sing a song for you!
Right?
There were hard times, right?
It was very sad!
But you showed us your tears!
You overcame it, "Abyssmaskatz"!
It was wonderful!
What do you think?
Can you look at my partner's feet?
They're shaking all the time!
It's cold!
It's cold when you go up!
They're shaking all the time!
It's too early for that!
I'm worried!
They're shaking!
Judges, you can see that their ribs aren't the right size when you go up!
What's wrong with you, judges?
It's too early for that!
But you have to wear the right size of swimsuit!
It's too early for that!
It comes off easily!
You lost weight!
Please buy the perfect size!
Yamamoto-san lost!
Our judges think that we worked too hard in Kiba- sen!
That's right!
I think we worked hard in Kiba-sen and got this result!
What kind of person is that?
I don't know why we worked so hard!
We should have won with this sexy beam!
I'm sorry!