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First of all, Chika Bancho from the idol world has been invited to Abeba TV.
Although she is a Chika idol, she has won first place in Oricon
and won first place in Saitama Super Arena.
Is it a smile or evil under the mask?
Jason, the idol of hell.
Angels with their faces down.
National Chika idol, Masked Girls.
Wow, that's nice.
It's nice and cool.
It doesn't feel like a sports festival, does it?
It doesn't look like you can do sports.
Next up is the famous appearance of P-Chan All- Stars, who are active on Abeba TV's popular program P-Channel.
However, this time, in June, P-Channel will be shut down.
Will the people who lost their lives be able to appeal to the people watching them for survival?
P-Channel All-Stars.
Even though they are all-stars, they don't have any stars.
Oh, someone is showing their boobs.
Are you showing your boobs?
Oh, you are showing your boobs!
You are doing your best.
It will end in June, so you are doing your best.
Even if I'm doing my best, it won't end.
If you do your best, there will be a different program starting in July.
If you say yes, it will be okay, right?
That's right.
Ah, there it is!
Now, next up is the industry's top production team's unprecedented research competition.
Why didn't this show's main cast reject it for being one of the top 7 or even more top stars in the industry?
The leading role in this competition is Yuu Tejima.
He's no longer in a position to choose a job, Yuu Tejima.
He's now 35 years old.
35 years old?
Stop it, seriously, just say something!
Don't say "dad" when you're 35 years old!
Don't make a young girl do that!
I don't want to see it!
Yeah, I don't want to see it!
Hold me tight...
I'll make...
a good voice...
And last, erotic, correct and beautiful, the most sexy idol group in Japan will appear.
One step forward and four steps back are the benefits of rebellion.
The sexy world's absolute ace will crush the orthodox idols with cement.
Compliance, I don't know, excellent athletic nerves, heading okay, petting okay, shoes are okay,
Ebisumaskatsu 1.5.
What are you talking about?
Today's idol is us, Ebisumaskatsu!
Wow, it's like a rebellion.
Wow, they're here.
It seems like there will be a janken TV.
That's right.
Ah, that's nice.
There's a lot of energy.
I'm getting closer too.
Ah, that's right.
I want to hit it as hard as I can.
But I have a feeling that there will be more janken TV for Asuka and Kiraia.
Yeah.
They suddenly disappeared, didn't they?
Everyone, help each other now.
It must be something you have to do your best for.
Yes, that's right.
That's it for the four teams.
Idols, actresses, idols, sexy army.
A total of 74 people will appear.
Wow, amazing.
Yes, for six hours, they will fight against evil.
Evil-minded night sports day! Live broadcast for six hours in the middle of the night!
At nine o'clock at night, the live singing of the big guest is also super expensive! Imitation opening ceremony!
At ten thirty at night, even if you hit it, you will be taken away!
There are also swims!
Fly, bounce, get wet!
Large kill that was thoroughly boiled!
At twelve o'clock at night, if you are licked by Pero Pero Kuro-chan, you will be out!
Run away from Kuro-chan!
If you eat too much, I'm sorry!
Midnight Osmo!
At two o'clock in the middle of the night, there is a finale that shakes your breasts and buttocks!
After this, exciting live broadcast!
"Evil but full of night" big event 2018!
First of all, it is the opening statement from the tournament director, Mr. Ogi Hiroaki.
I see.
SEX!
How is it?
Wonderful!
It's good, isn't it?
Wonderful!
Have you practiced this properly?
Yes.
It's perfect.
You're good. You're spreading your legs properly.
You're keeping it.
Oh, I see.
You're moving.
It's a cockroach style.
Ah, SEXY!
Ah, sexy.
Ah, this is wonderful.
You're good at acting.
This time it's a sports day, but you'll get points for your reaction skills and so on.
Ah, but we can't give points to anyone from everyone this time.
How long will you continue this?
They're doing it until there's an order to fix it.
Is that so?
Ah.
I see.
It's a system like this.
Ah, SEXY!
It's being removed properly.
It's good.
How was it now?
Which team was good?
Wow!
It's hard for me to say all of them, but personally, since only one of you was doing cockroach exercises, I'll give you one point, Mr. Masked Man.
It's one point, isn't it?
If you continue to do your best like this, you'll get points for your competition and other things as well, so please do your best.
Yes, you'll get personal points.
Now, let's continue with the tournament winner.
The tournament winner is Koji Kikkawa.
In a place like this...
Ah!
The most recent...
Wow!
The most recent Kikkawa-san.
Wow!
Ah!
It's here!
Which one is it? Kikkawa...
Mr. Masked Man, which one is it?
It's Kikkawa-san!
I don't know which one it is.
It's Kikkawa-san.
The most recent...
I still don't know.
Monica, Monica!
It only ends at midnight.
When I look into your eyes,
I can see you from the city bus window.
I'm in love with you.
From the forest...
I'm in love with you.
What do you think, Kikkawa-san?
No, he's a good guy.
Kikkawa-san is really a good guy.
But you say something, don't you?
That's right.
I don't know which one it is.
It was a pretty compact version.
Yes.
Next up is "Taikaika" title.
The next "Taikaika" is...
Otomo Kouhei-sama, please.
Are there two songs in "Taikaika"?
Wow, amazing!
There are usually two songs.
Wow!
It's real!
Wow!
Is it real?
Isn't it Kannazuki-san?
Is this included in the song?
I don't think it is.
He's enjoying it.
Thank you very much.
It's good.
It's like a business.
It feels good.
It feels like it's going to end before it cuts.
I want to see it more.
That's right.
It's good.
I want to see it more.
It's good.
I want to see it more.
It's good.
Thank you very much.
Next is "Senshu-sensei".
"Senshu-sensei"?
This time,
in order to test your variety ability,
you will do "senshu-sensei"
impersonating
each team's representative.
The team that performs
senshu-sensei
with the best performance
will receive points.
Yes. So, first of all, from the Kamen Girls team,
Ms. Morishiichi by Ms. Kamiya Erina.
Is it Ms. Morishiichi?
Oh, is it possible?
Is Ms. Morishiichi doing it?
Ah, a little...
Well, she's already doing it.
Ms. Kamiya, good luck!
Ms. Kamiya, right?
Yes.
I wonder...
I was in a bit of a hurry just now, but I think I just heard "Ms. Morishiichi" for the first time.
That's right.
Is that so?
I wonder if it's possible...
Sensei!
Mori Shinichi? Who is Mori Shinichi? Do you know who he is?
You don't know Mori Shinichi, do you?
We ride on sportsmanship and proudly...
proudly...
Wait a minute!
Do you know Mori Shinichi?
Hey, Kamiya-san!
Can you stop it?
I can't stop it!
Kamiya-san, do you know Mori Shinichi?
Of course I know him!
What is his song?
"Yoru to Tomoni" (Together with the Night)
Is there a song like "Unagi Pie"?
No?
You don't know him, do you?
No, I know him!
You don't look like him at all! Can you imitate him a little more?
Uhh... getting on in a sports car...
That's not it!
Where is it? Where?!
Keep your ego up!
He looks like he's doing some kind of political imitation.
It's so disorganized that no one can imitate his face.
It's full of hypocrisy!
You idiot!
By the way, how did you do it again?
- I'm going to go to the hospital. - That's it!
- I'm going to go to the hospital. - Please imitate him!
Please imitate doctor Mitsura with this!
I'm going to go to the hospital with this!
I'm Mori Shinichi!
Get in the sportsmanship and get out of the way!
This is terrible, Morishi.
Thank you very much.
Well, you're a little young, aren't you?
I didn't know that.
The generation is different.
Now it's a low score, isn't it?
No score.
Next, from P-chan All-Stars...
By Mihiro-sama...
Shimura vs. Senshu-sensei.
This is good, isn't it?
I see.
This is a matter of chance.
Yes, it's a matter of service.
Yes, it is.
This is...
You can do it, can't you?
I can do it.
I've been with you for a long time.
You're getting older.
I can do it!
Which part?
Is it a private moment?
Have you ever done it?
I can do it!
I haven't done it, but...
Did you really work with Shimura-san?
Do your best!
Let's do it fair and square!
I can do it!
Get down!
It's strange, isn't it?
It's supposed to be a simulation, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's terrible.
Looking at the two teams of players so far, I don't think it's going to be interesting today.
But the next one is Platinum.
Is Platinum okay?
Yes, Platinum is okay.
I'm looking forward to Platinum.
Next up is the representative of the Platinum Corps, Ms. Yuu Tejima.
Ms. Tejima is okay.
She is Mr. Ikkou.
Mr. Ikkou.
Yes, Mr. Ikkou.
I think Mr. Ikkou can do it.
I think he can do it.
You two have similar faces, don't you?
Mr. Ikkou seems to be able to do it.
Look!
It's good, isn't it?
It's just that you have a lot of experience.
You're not shy.
You're not lost.
Five points!
Great!
Five points!
Thank you!
This world is long, isn't it?
You did it!
You did a great job!
As expected, you have a long background.
It would be nice if you could do it quickly, wouldn't it?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Next up is the representative of the Ebisu Muscats, Ms. Yumekana.
Yumekana...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Mr. Beat Takeshi.
Yumekana, you can do it!
Yumekana is an amazing girl.
She's a genius.
Bito Takeshi.
You're turning your shoulders too much.
I don't turn my shoulders that much.
You're trying to go with only one shoulder, aren't you?
With only one shoulder?
You're trying to ride it?
What are you doing, you idiot?!
He's calling you an idiot.
You idiot!
You idiot.
You idiot!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
I'm Senshu-sensei.
Please call me Senshu-sensei.
Senshu-sensei!
Today...
Let's do our best!
Again, you idiot!
You idiot!
Please end it already, you idiot!
Yes.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
Yes.
2 points!
Yay!
Let's earn points one by one.
Right?
For now...
He did it.
He did it well.
He seems satisfied.
I'm sure he'll do it well.
He seems satisfied.
Yes, so...
All teams, Senshu-sensei has finished, but...
Yes.
Well, how was it, everyone?
Well, you know...
Yes.
Since you said it all of a sudden...
That's right.
It can't be helped if it's of that quality...
That's right.
It's embarrassing.
But...
Yes.
As expected...
He did it...
Yes.
The team that did it without being embarrassed...
Well...
That's right.
You earned points, didn't you?
Yes.
That's right.
Platinum also earned 5 points, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
For Muscats, it's also 2 points.
Yes.
As expected of you.
I think it's good.
Yes.
You earned points one by one, didn't you?
I don't know yet, but...
That's right.
I don't know how many points the competition will earn, so...
Yes.
If you hadn't told me earlier, I would have...
I thought it would be 10 points, but...
Oh, is that so?
I'll tell you about it later.
Later.
I'll tell you about it later.
Yes.
That's why...
Today, we also have guests from each floor.
Yes.
Let me introduce you now.
Yes.
Who is it?
[music]
First of all, it will be the actor's Watabe Atsuro-san.
Watabe Atsuro-san?
Huh?
Oh, you came!
Oh, I had an eye!
I did, I did.
We met, didn't we?
[music]
Oh, it's Watabe-san.
Oh, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
[laughter]
Wow.
I'm sorry, but you do come out, don't you?
Like, you know, sports events and stuff like that.
Well, I do anything.
Oh, I see.
Do you like it?
It's just that it's a little far away.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
It's a little far, isn't it?
Yeah, but I'm looking forward to it.
How about sports events and stuff like that?
Do you like it?
I don't have a kid.
A kid?
I do have one.
Oh, I see.
I go to sports events a lot.
I want to get married.
Oh, you do, don't you?
Why did you marry Rikako-san?
Are you making fun of me?
[laughter]
Of course not.
If you ask me that, I'll get mad.
You just introduced me, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
You can't do that.
You're fighting, aren't you?
No, we're not fighting.
You're cheating, you're cheating.
If you do that, I'll do it. Come on.
I can't say it.
Come on anytime.
I can't say it.
You brought it forcibly, didn't you?
Thank you very much.
It's a gorgeous mountain.
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
Are you still here?
Yes, I will continue to introduce you.
For the time being, it will be Mr. Takaaki.
Do you do this every time?
No, I haven't done it before.
It's amazing.
It's my first time.
You're spending money, aren't you?
It wasn't you guys, was it?
Yes, it was.
It's almost over for you guys, isn't it?
Mr. Yohagi, you're taking too long.
I'm sorry.
How long are you going to make me wait?
I'm sorry, Mr. Takaaki.
Mr. Kicker, you've been shaking your shoulders all the time.
Did you shake your shoulders?
Please, really.
It's the same.
Please.
You really say that.
You say that kind of thing.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
Wasn't it a foreshadowing?
It's not a foreshadowing.
You're good.
The competition continues.
Yes.
Next up is Mr. Keiji Mutoh from the professional race world.
That's amazing.
Are you okay?
It's quite high.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
It's high.
It's high, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you had such a bad knee.
I'm really surprised, too.
You have such a bad knee.
Are you okay?
Everyone, be careful of your knees, too.
No one has such a bad knee.
Thank you.
It's only the third time.
I'm sweating.
I made you do it too much.
You're too busy.
It's only the third time.
It's because you're the oldest.
Please take it easy.
I don't think we'll talk that much.
We'll take it easy from now on.
Lastly, we have a super VIP from the western world.
From the western world, too?
I'm going to be Prime Minister Abe.
Prime Minister Abe!
You look like him.
You walk like him.
Prime Minister Abe!
I've never met you like that.
Prime Minister Abe.
That's amazing.
He's in there.
I'd like to introduce myself.
I'm Prime Minister Abe Shinzo, the 98th Prime Minister.
Thank you for inviting me to this party tonight.
I usually say that I will win back Japan.
I hope you will do your best to win back the smiles of the viewers today.
I hope you will do your best with the feeling that this is the preliminary round of the Tokyo Olympics.
It's not that big of a deal.
Thank you very much.
You look like him.
He's in there.
That's amazing.
I've never met you like that.
Prime Minister Abe, is there anything you'd like to say to Prime Minister Abe?
What is it?
What do you think about the next meeting?
What do you think about getting along with the north and south?
Actually, I'm wondering if it's true.
You're not going to say anything like that?
I'm not going to say anything light.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Now, it's time for the first race.
The first race of the Night Sports Day is...
50m Triathlon!
Let me explain the rules.
Three representatives from each team will participate in a triathlon of 50m in all three races.
First place gets 30 points.
Second place gets 20 points.
Third place gets 10 points.
Fourth place gets 0 points.
Now, let's take a look at the starting line-up.
Ms. Eriko, the judge.
Oh, Ms. Eriko.
Yes, I'm Eriko, the starting line-up.
This time, we, the judges, will be judging the athletes.
So, everyone, please don't let your guard down when you participate in the race.
Ms. Eriko is strict.
These are the members of this race.
Now, let's hear their enthusiasm.
Ms. Eriko, please say a few words.
Yes, I'm Ms. Eriko.
I think I'm the most suitable for a triathlon.
I'll do my best!
She's suitable for a triathlon.
Oh, Ms. Eriko.
She's a cute girl.
Next!
I'm excited about a lot of things.
I'll do my best in triathlon, too!
I won't lose!
Oh, Ms. Eriko!
Good luck!
As expected of you!
Next!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
I'll show you what a real triathlon is like!
She's scary.
Next!
Ani yabami!
Who is it?
What? What? Are you okay?
It's scary.
Her eyebrows are thick.
Don't mess with me!
It's dark.
Don't mess with me!
Eriko-san will get angry if you mess with her.
Her face is blue.
It's dark.
We have prepared a demonstrator for this competition.
Please come here.
Look, it's Miho-san.
Please!
I'll do my best!
Is that Yamamoto Kotetsu-san?
Yes, it is.
Kotetsu-san!
It's Kotetsu-san fashion.
I think you know him well.
Kotetsu-san used me a lot.
Kotetsu-san might have made me kneel in his city.
Kotetsu-san is scary.
He is wearing a strict Kotetsu-san costume.
Kotetsu-san is scary.
He looks like Komei.
He does, doesn't he?
No, I'm not.
I'm not a demonstrator.
I'm Kuro-chan!
Oh, you're Kuro-chan.
Yes, I'm Kuro-chan.
Wow, wow, wow!
Ouch!
Next!
Let's have a demonstrator do a demonstration.
What is it?
Please demonstrate what kind of demonstration it is.
I see.
It's a tricycle, isn't it?
It's easy, isn't it?
You don't have to do it like this.
It's a tricycle, so it's scary.
Kotetsu-san!
Kotetsu-san?
Kuro-chan?
Can you do it?
Is it that hard?
Kuro-chan?
I don't care about that!
Okay!
I'm telling you to lose!
Okay!
I'm telling you to lose!
If you're a demonstrator, you have to do it like this, right?
Can you do it?
I don't care about that!
Okay!
Ready, start!
Is it necessary?
It's like Harley.
It's not going anywhere!
It's hard because it's falling behind you!
It's a front tire.
It's falling back!
Hey! Don't break it!
It's falling!
That's enough!
It's falling!
What is this?
Niho-san!
It's falling behind you!
Niho-san has broken it.
Kuro-chan is still a Harley, right?
Niho-san is falling behind you.
As you can see,
this race can be decided by taking an in-course or an out-course course.
I don't care about that!
As you can see,
we will decide it by rock-paper-scissors.
Niho-san!
Yes?
Couldn't you show us something more flashy?
Flashy?
But...
I thought it was flashy that it fell behind me.
That's true.
It's hard for Kuro-chan to fall behind you.
I'll do my best next time.
Master Abe is angry.
What is it?
Master Abe is angry now.
From the beginning, I could feel that he was very excited.
This is terrible.
That's amazing, Master Abe.
Master Abe, I'm happy for you!
Could you show us something more flashy?
Flashy?
I got it.
Kuro-chan?
Yes?
Kuro-chan, you did well.
Really?
What?
I didn't expect you to praise me like that!
It's okay.
Wait a minute!
What?
Okay, let's have the first runner prepare first.
Yes, first runner.
That's right!
It's a serious match from now on.
Let's start with "the first one is Goo".
"The first one is Goo". Rock-paper-scissors!
The last one.
Next, you three.
That girl is nice and cheerful.
"The first one is Goo". Rock-paper-scissors!
Keep going.
Foreign...
"The first one is Goo". Rock-paper-scissors!
That's nice.
She almost won.
That girl is nice.
You like that course.
You like it, don't you?
Okay, "the first one is Goo" and "the second one is Goo".
"The first one is Goo". Rock-paper-scissors!
The result is "the first one is Goo". Rock-paper- scissors!
"The first one is Goo". Rock-paper-scissors!
Keep going.
It's really difficult.
It looks difficult to balance.
We need to widen our legs.
A sexy shot will be taken.
It was a sexy three-person shot.
That's why the cameraman is over there.
I see.
Let's start!
Ready, start!
Oh, wait!
Wait a minute!
It's fast!
Amazing!
Wow, it's a big shrimp!
It looks like a giant shrimp from a young age!
It's fast!
It's better than a small one, isn't it?
That's right! It's better than a small one!
It's over there!
He's doing something!
He tends to do bad things.
It's pretty difficult, isn't it?
Even the demonstrators couldn't drive.
It's difficult.
But Kojima-san was fast!
Kojima was a little too good.
Please line up in order of rank.
One, two, three, four.
Yes!
First place is Ebisu Matsukatsu.
Second place is P-chan All-Stars.
Third place is Klatinam.
And last place is Kamen Joshi.
How many points do you get for winning?
How many points?
First place gets 30 points.
30 points?!
Yes!
So you still get 30 points?
Once?
What about second place?
Second place gets 20 points.
Third place gets 10 points.
And fourth place gets 0 points.
0 points!
Klatinam's Toyama-san was so cheerful and excited, so I'll give you 5 points.
Plus 5 points!
It's easy to win!
Everyone, please listen to me and be cheerful!
Cheerful and fun!
And I'll give you 5 points!
Look, isn't it good to shake hands?
Yes, it's good. It's wonderful.
His face is dark.
Toyama-san's face is dark.
His face is dark.
How cute!
Let's play the second round of rock-paper- scissors.
Let's start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Next!
Rock-paper-scissors!
OK, let's start from the winner's order!
From the winner's order, please come in and out of the ring.
How old are you, Mihiro?
I'm 50 meters tall.
And you're about 35 years old?
I'm 34 years old.
Are you able to walk?
Well, my hands are a little big.
Oh, you can't walk because you have long legs.
Could you spread your legs a little?
The first course!
Masked Girls!
The second course!
P-chan All-Stars!
The third course!
Ebisu Muscats 1.5!
The fourth course!
Platinum Gundam!
Oh, you're tall.
You have long legs.
What did you say?
You have long legs.
You're proud of it, aren't you?
Again, Platinum's faces are tall.
I'll have a tall one.
There are many tall people in Platinum.
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
Musa-chan!
Musa-chan, go for it!
Musa-chan is going for it!
She's coming from outside!
She's coming!
Wow!
She's tall, isn't she?
She's short, isn't she?
It was difficult.
It was difficult, wasn't it?
1st place...
P-channel...
1st place...
P-channel...
2nd place...
Ebisu Muscats...
Musa...
2nd place... Kamen Girl... Yuka!
4th place... Platinum Corps... Mayu Sasaki!
Oh, Kintama, Kinkuro, Kintama, 4th place...
So, MCs, are there any shortcomings this time?
Huh? What is it?
Shortcomings...
There are no shortcomings, but Kinkuro-chan was there!
Yes, she was making a fuss over here...
Yes...
She was making a fuss, Kinkuro-chan...
Oh, there she is!
I knew it... I knew it, that's great, Kinkuro- chan...
She just stood there and made a fuss...
She didn't do anything wrong...
Kinkuro-chan...
There were no shortcomings this time...
Understood...
Yes...
So, could you look back at the second place?
The second place...
Until now, I haven't seen first or second place, but...
People who are ready for sex are strong...
I see...
People who come in first place are ready for sex...
Her hip joints are soft...
Are they soft?
Ah...
It's true that if you have shortness of breath, you'll think you're bad at sex...
That's right...
I understand that you're not good at platinum...
That's right...
Yes...
I want you to do your best...
Yes...
So, it's the third race, right?
Yes...
Yes, you are...
Alright...
Yes...
Alright, go back to the first place...
Yes, next...
It's more advantages to enter the course...
Yes, you are...
What do you mean by saying that?
Yes, you are...
She is in front already...
Hurry up...
Her hip joints are soft...
Hurry up...
She is already at first place...
Huh?
She is already at first place...
She is a rabbit and a cow.
She is not coming this time, either.
She is small and thin.
First course, Masked Girls.
Kamiya Erina.
Second course, Platinum Squad.
Yamanoto Narumi.
Third course, Ebisu Muscats 1.5.
Momonogi Kana.
Fourth course, Peach & All-Stars.
Soramame.
Ready, start!
Weak.
Platinum.
Platinum is weak.
Momonogi is strong.
First course, Ebisu Muscats 1.5.
Momonogi Kana.
Second course, Peach & All-Stars.
Soramame.
4th place, Kamen Girl, Erina Kamiya.
Are Kamen Girls and Platinum weak?
4th place, Platinum Corps, Yamamoto.
- Oh, well... - That's true.
- It's true what Ogi-san said... - Ogi-san's theory is correct.
If you don't have enough sex, it's hard to have sex.
- That's why Miho-san didn't go a millimeter further. - That's why she went down.
How do you feel, Taka-san? You seem a little angry.
No, at the end it was like Koichi Nakano-san.
- Who? - He stabbed me.
- At the end, he stabbed you from behind. - He stabbed me from behind.
- It was a great match. - Do you have a team you personally support, Taka-san?
Well, for me it's Ebisu Muscats.
- You support Ebisu Muscats. - Basically, there are people who are good at having sex.
- Well, it's that kind of group. - It's that kind of group.
- Please. - Thank you very much.
These Muscats are pretty strong, aren't they? These tricycles.
- They're strong, aren't they? - A 50-meter tricycle race.
As of now, in total...
First place is Ebisu Muscats with 1.5 points.
Second place is P-channel.
Third place is Kamen Riders. Fourth place is Platinum.
- Is it over already? - Is it over already?
Yes, so we've come to a conclusion.
I'd like to ask you about your impressions of the race.
Mitsuru-san, what did you think of it?
Ah, I really thought we should have sex.
- I didn't think it would be useful in a place like this. - It's good, isn't it?
- It's good, isn't it?
But once the race is over, Asagaya-shimai and I would like to compete with each other.
I don't want to see you three competing at all.
- Oge-san, what did you think of it? - Oh, me? - Yes.
I also saw a lot of things.
I think it would have been better for Kamen Riders to wear masks.
- They don't take off their masks often, do they? - What do you mean?
- They don't take off their masks when they're singing. - Yes.
- I think it's better to wear a mask. - Yes.
- I think it's better to wear a mask. - It's better to take it off.
- Yes, if you take it off, you don't know what's going on. - What do you mean?
- Does that mean you don't look good? - I don't look good.
- Your face... - Your face...
- Well, if you can do it, I'd like you to do it with your mask on. - With a mask on...
- It's more attractive with a mask on. - It's more attractive with a mask on.
We're not competing with our faces, so we're wearing masks.
It's our strategy to make you think we're a little cute with the gaps we make when we take them off.
- That's not the case, is it? - That's right.
- The gap is... I'm sorry, but... - We haven't reached the gap yet.
- We haven't gone that far yet. - It doesn't change that much, does it?
- No, it's changing a lot. - No, no, no, no.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
I'm sorry, but isn't P-chan's team more ugly?
- That's true, P-chan's team is bad, too. - P-chan's team is a little...
I'm sorry!
- Is there something wrong? - I don't know.
- Stop it, stop it! - I don't know.
- Is there something wrong? - I'm a cute representative, so I'm at the top!
This is...
Lucky! Lucky!
- It looks like you dropped the gun yourself! - You're not competing!
- It looks like you dropped the gun yourself! - You shouldn't have dropped it.
- You should have dropped it! - It's not that bad.
- You can't drop guns! - Should we ask kuro-chan to stop this?
- Don't stop the fight! Stop the fight! - Stop it!
- Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan! - Stop the fight!
- Hold her! - Kuro-chan, please stop the fight!
Wow...
If kuro-chan gets close to her, it's over.
It's going to happen! Stop the fight!
Please don't fight without reason!
It's going to be a deduction!
Kuma-chan, what are you doing?
But...
It's true, P-chan...
P-chan... P-chan All-Stars...
All-Stars... I don't know either...
What do you do?
Talent...
Talent?
Idol!
I know you do it, but...
Idol!
What do you do for a living?
I'm a gravure idol!
What?
I'm a gravure idol!
Really?!
Don't be surprised!
Aren't you all members of an agency?
Are you all members of an agency?!
Really?!
I'm a freelancer, but...
I think you're just a freelancer.
What do you think, Ms. Ogi?
No, but...
What do you do for a living?
I'm a gravure idol!
What?!
I'm a gravure idol!
That person?
Can you speak properly?
I'm a gravure idol!
She really does it!
Yes!
She's like a illegal breeder!
No, it's true!
She's like an illegal breeder!
How old are you, Ms. Mishiku?
I'm 27 years old.
But I'd like to give you one point, Ms. Mishiku!
Ms. Mishiku!
One point!
Thank you!
One point!
I want you to do your best!
Thank you!
Ms. Mishiku!
Ms. Mishiku doesn't know what she's doing.
It's not an international forum, so I'd like you to do it seriously this time.
She doesn't know.
It's not an international forum, so do it seriously!
Okay...
Okay, please take your seats.
Thank you!
She only said "do your best" these days...
I think we should not let her down.
Okay, next!
Okay, next up is...
Monica Tamaire!
What is this?
Here are the rules.
Each team has 13 players and two teams will compete at the same time in a tournament-style ball-in-ball-out match.
There is no third place final match in this competition.
Only first and second places will be added points.
Let's see how the competition will be held.
Judge Eriko, please.
Yes!
Since we don't have much time, let's move on to the demonstration.
The demonstrators are already standing by.
Let's watch it first.
Please.
Mr. Kikka, are you there?
Dance more!
Are you dancing?
Go in and throw the ball!
It's over.
Throw the ball!
Go in!
Throw the ball while the song is stopped!
It's expensive.
It's expensive!
It's difficult!
Go out!
At school in the middle of the night, but you'll be the prettiest girl in the world.
Go out! Go out!
We don't need a demonstration, do we?
I know! I know!
I know the rules!
Kikka-san will get tired!
That's right! We have to get Kikka-san's stamina for the show!
That's all for the demonstration!
We don't need it!
Thank you for the demonstration!
So, when Monica is dancing, you have to dance with all your might and put in the ball as soon as you stop.
When Monica is dancing, you have to go outside of the circle.
I see!
And as soon as you stop, you go in and put in the ball.
But when Monica is dancing and dancing...
What is it? The way she bounces is a score...
It sounds like a score, doesn't it?
I'd like to see the original, too!
I'd like to see it, too!
I'd like you to do your best!
So, here is the battle table.
So, Masked Girls and Ebisu Mascots...
And P-chan All-Stars and Platinum Corps will compete against each other.
So, what will happen in this battle?
What will happen?
So, the first match is...
Ebisu Mascots 1.5 against Masked Girls!
Contestants, please gather at your designated positions!
That's right, there will be 13 people each.
When Monica is dancing, everyone else is dancing, too!
I want to see Monica's dancing.
Heavysmask is dancing, too.
But there is also a masked woman.
The masked woman is also singing and dancing.
This is a bit of a flashy confrontation.
Are you ready? Those of you who are dancing lightly will be judged by the original singer.
Please dance seriously.
We're watching you.
Let's get started!
Mr. Kicker! Mr. Kicker! He's so focused!
He's such a bad dancer.
Who? Oh, he's good!
Mr. Sasaki, Mr. Sasaki, you're good!
He's good! He's good!
He's so sharp!
Mr. Matsuoka, Mr. Matsuoka is good!
Oh, Mr. Matsuoka is strong!
Mr. Matsuoka is good!
Do your best!
Go, go!
- It's tough physically and mentally. - Go for it!
- Don't lose! Don't lose! - It's tough physically and mentally.
He's good in Kamen Ridersia.
He's really good.
He's got a lot of personality.
It's tough.
He's got a lot of personality.
It's pretty tough.
- Dance! Dance! - Dance, Matsuoka!
- Matsuoka, you're doing great! - Matsuoka, you're doing great!
Matsuoka, you're doing great!
- He's got long legs. - He's got good sense of humor.
- They all have similar sense of humor. - Who's next?
- They all have similar sense of humor. - They're about the same right now.
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- This is tough. - Time's up!
- They're using up a lot of energy. - They're using up a lot of energy.
- Let's count the balls. - Let's count the balls.
- Let's have Mio and Kuro-chan count the balls. - Let's have Mio and Kuro-chan count the balls.
- They all have similar sense of humor. - They're about the same.
- Are you okay, Kikuka-san? - Are you okay, Kikuka-san?
- I'm 52 years old.
- It's okay. It's funny watching you.
- It's funny when you're concentrating before you sing. - It's silly.
- Are you ready to count? - Yes!
- I'm going to count, so please throw the ball. - Miho-san is really bad at counting.
- One... - One...
- Two... - Two...
- Three... - Three...
- Four... - Four...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Eighteen...
Nineteen...
Twenty...
Twenty two...
Twenty three...
Twenty four...
Twenty five...
Twenty six...
It's a tie now.
Masked girls win.
What does it mean?
Was it a tie?
It was a tie.
What? What? What?
I wonder if Toyoka and Matsukaze are not in the game.
They are not.
They are too focused on dancing.
I want to give them dance points.
Let's continue.
Ms. Utsuna, do you have any dance points?
I want to give them to Matsuoka and Natsume.
How many points for Matsuoka and Natsume?
Are there any points?
One point for each of them.
So, one point for Matsuoka and Natsume and two points for each of them.
They got dance points.
It was lame, wasn't it?
Matsuoka and Natsume were good.
They were really good.
Let's continue with the second game.
"B-chan All-Stars" versus "PLATINUM BAND".
Players, please gather in your designated positions.
This is where PLATINUM wants to work hard, isn't it?
We want to work hard.
Yes, we do.
PLATINUM seems to have good athletic nerves.
Yes, we do.
They go to the gym and such.
Yes, they have a healthy style.
You know, we have Ms. Anmika here with us today.
Ms. Anmika and Ms. Aoyama.
Ms. Aoyama and Ms. Meg.
Ms. Anmika and Ms. Aoyama and Ms. Meg.
Oh, should I call him "Ms. Anmika"?
Yes, you can call him "Ms. Anmika".
Ms. Anmika.
She must have been forced to do it.
Yes, she would probably buy it if she was asked to do it.
They are getting ready.
Yes.
It's time for B-channel to make some money with dancing, isn't it?
Yes, with dancing.
Music, start!
They are so focused.
B-channel.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it's good.
It's good.
Everyone is dancing.
It's good.
This is really difficult.
You can do it!
Come on!
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
That guy! That guy!
Misuku-san! Misuku-san!
Misuku-san! Misuku-san! Over there!
Over there! Over there!
Misuku-san!
That weird guy!
He just passed in front of you!
He's an old lady!
No, I can only touch his belly!
Bye now!
It must be hard for you, Mr. Kicker, too.
Mr. Kicker, you can do it!
Cheers!
- Why are you so tired? - Why are you so tired?
- I think dancing is the most tiring. - I think dancing is the most tiring.
Now, let's count the balls!
Judges, please.
- If you dance, you have to stand up, or you'll cramp. - That's right.
- The dance of P-Channel was terrible. - It was terrible.
- I think P-Channel deserves a total of 20 points. - That's right.
- As a total score... - I'm sorry, but my volunteer spirit can't stay silent.
- What is it? - P-Chan, I want you to do something. - For some reason, I'm cheering for P-Chan.
- One! - Two!
- Three! - Three!
- Four! - Four!
- Five! - Five!
- Six! - Six!
- Seven! - Seven!
- Eight! - Eight!
- Nine! - Nine!
- Ten! - Ten!
- Eleven! - Eleven!
- Twelve! - Twelve!
- Thirteen! - Thirteen!
- Fourteen! - Fourteen!
- Fifteen! - Fifteen!
- Sixteen! - Sixteen!
- Seventeen! - Seventeen!
- Eighteen! - Eighteen!
- Twenty-one! - Twenty-two!
- Twenty-three! - Twenty-four!
- Twenty-five! - Twenty-six!
- Twenty-seven! - Twenty-eight!
- What a tricky competition! - For real!
- Team Latinum is the winner! - No!
- Disgusting. - Disgusting.
- P-Channel is disgusting. - P-Channel is disgusting, isn't it?
- Disgusting. - I always want to cheer for them, but I'm not good at it.
- Team Latinum is the winner. - Yes.
But how do you feel about this loss for Dansten?
Dansten didn't win the whole team, but he gave 10 points to P-Channel All-Stars.
- Awesome! - As a whole!
- You all did a great job!
I'm glad you didn't look at me when I counted.
- Because your boats are sinking. - Yes, it's over at 6 o'clock.
- But you did your best! - Yes.
- Normally, I don't feel like doing it when it's over at 8 o'clock. - Great!
- But I'm glad you did your best. - You did your best.
- You must have felt pain. - Did you feel pain?
- However, Team Platinum is tied. - Team Platinum is disadvantageous.
This is disadvantageous.
- I'm tired. - I'm tired.
Mr. Watabe! Mr. Watabe, how do you feel?
Hey you guys, can you hear me?
You can't hear me, can you? Team Platinum...
You guys are tired, aren't you?
Do your best!
He's kind at the end.
He's not suitable for a situation like this where you have to speak up.
- I've been saying it for a while now, but you can't hear me at all. - That's right.
Now for the final round!
Monica Tamaire will play in the final round!
Kamen Joshi vs. Team Platinum will play in the final round!
- Wow! - Wow!
- They're here! - They're here!
- They're all in the same mood. - They're craftsmen.
- Mr. Kannazuki. - Good morning!
- You guys are cool!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- I'm a little tired. - You guys did your best.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Team Platinum is doing their best. - Team Platinum is doing their best.
Stop it!
It's hard to dance.
It's hard to dance this time.
Just don't let go of your hand.
You can't let go of your hand while dancing.
Please don't let go of your hand while dancing.
Are you out of your mind?
[whistle]
[cheers and applause]
[whistle]
[cheers and applause]
[whistle]
[cheers and applause]
[whistle]
Let's start!
Well...
Miho-san!
Please raise the ball bigger.
Bigger?
Oh, higher? Higher?
You know what I mean, right?
OK!
Ah! It's not high!
Now! Please!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
Three!
One! Four! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen! Fourteen! Fifteen! Sixteen! Seventeen! Eighteen! Nineteen! Twenty! Twenty one!
Twenty one! Twenty two! Twenty three! Twenty four! Twenty five!
Tamaire is the winner of Kamen Joshi!
So, Monika Tamaire is the winner of Kamen Joshi!
That's right!
First place goes to Kamen Joshi and second place goes to Platinum Exhibition!
The third and fourth place teams are winning this time, so I think the scores are getting better and better.
I think it was a pretty good fight.
Yes!
Now, let's have a commercial break. After the commercial, it's time for "bikini dodgeball"!
It's broadcasted live on "Jado-darake"'s "Yoru no Daion Tokai" 2018!
Let's move on to the next competition!
"Bikini dodgeball"!
Here it is, the bikini contest is finally here!
The viewers have been waiting for this, haven't they?
The viewers are saying, "Do your best, do your best!"
Also, when we saw Monica's dance just now,
there was a comment that said, "Tejima-san, you're showing your thoughts."
Tejima-san, you're showing your thoughts.
We didn't notice it, but the viewers were saying, "Tejima-san, you're showing your thoughts."
There are comments like that.
I'm sure they're people who can see your thoughts.
Please do your best!
I'll explain the rules of this bikini dodgeball.
Each team has 10 people.
It's a tournament-style, bikini-wearing dodgeball match.
One match is 10 minutes.
Also, every 5 minutes, the wall gets closer and the area of the court gets narrower.
If you hit the ball, you're out and there's no wire.
Is that a Subaru bikini?
Can we see a little of Subaru's bikini?
Subaru's bikini...
What is that?
I love it.
It's kind of embarrassing.
She's been aiming for it, hasn't she?
Too bad!
Tejima-san, you shouldn't have aimed for it!
You shouldn't have aimed for this show!
I did aim for it!
I'll continue with my introduction.
If you hit the ball, you're out and there's no wire.
Also, this tournament doesn't have a third place final.
There will only be points added for first and second places.
I see.
Let's watch a demonstration of this as well.
Okay, let's start the demonstration!
Okay!
I see, since the back walls are getting closer and closer...
The match is fast, isn't it?
Ah, it's scary!
It's quite an interesting competition, isn't it?
This is a good rule, isn't it?
Isn't it okay to toss the ball now?
Here we go.
Ready... Fight!
Please stop it!
It's being broadcasted!
Yes, it is!
It's being broadcasted!
Yes, I know about it!
Who would watch something like that?
It's like an old man's rehab.
We'll do our best!
If you're going to do it, do it seriously!
I want to see the demonstrator properly.
I did my best, but I'm scared of the ball!
It's heavy and I'm a little scared.
It's not a demonstration, is it?
If you're scared of the ball, please toss it first.
I don't know about that.
Can we do it again because I'm scared of the ball?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Please do it one more time.
You're scared of the ball, aren't you?
I'm scared of the ball!
Let's watch it again.
Please do it.
I'm scared of the ball!
Is it okay?
I won't do it again.
I've lived my life since I was little.
Ready... Fight!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That's enough! Stop it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Stop it!
Ouch! Ouch!
Did it hurt, Kuro-chan?
It hurt!
And someone kicked me!
How much? How much did it hurt?
I got kicked!
Hey, Kuro-chan, how much did the ball hurt?
Did it hurt?
Yes, how much?
How much?
Yes.
Well...
I got kicked three times.
What?
Am I wrong?
I don't think you're wrong.
But I'll really get hurt, so please be careful!
Really?
Yes!
Okay, thank you!
Thank you!
She must have been scared because it hurt.
I was surprised, too! I was surprised, too!
Please go back to the competition!
I was surprised, too!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is interesting, too.
It's interesting, isn't it?
Both of them have good rules.
Yes.
Now, I'd like to introduce the competition tournament.
First of all, P-chan All-Stars versus Masked Girls.
And next, Ebisu Masked Girls 1.5 versus Platinum Corps.
Wow, their swimsuits are amazing!
And now...
We have a guest.
Who is it?
She watched the live broadcast and came here.
She's Mattie of Sona Pocket.
Nice to meet you. I'm Mattie of Sona Pocket.
What's up with you?
I love variety shows so much that I came here to have fun.
What?!
She watched the live broadcast and came here.
It's not a distance to come and have fun.
What?! In the middle of the mountains?!
It's quite far away.
If we were in Aoyama over there, we'd know.
Yes, but it's in the middle of the mountains in Chiba.
It's about an hour and a half away.
What do you do? Which team do you support?
Let me see...
The Masked Girls team.
We're the same musicians, so...
That's right, we're the same musicians.
That's right, we're the same musicians, so...
So, you don't think the Masked Girls are musicians, do you?
Are you a musician?
I'm sorry, do you know them?
We've released some songs.
But if you're here to have fun, we'll play until the end.
If you find someone you like, we'll give you points.
Oh, I got it.
Please tell me.
Yes, I got it.
We'll check it out.
Thank you.
Huh? Abe-san?
Abe-san, do you have one?
Yes, I do.
Just now...
Koike Green's "Ebisumatsukaze" was very popular.
I'm also very excited about it.
Koi... Koike Green's song?
Oh, Koike Green's song.
It's Koike Green's song.
I'm also supporting P-chan All-Stars.
Please support us.
Please do your best.
Ah...
I feel bad for him for saying that.
Abe-san, you like that kind of thing.
How about you, Kana-san?
Kuro-chan...
You're not Killer Karn, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're Shinjyuto-chan, aren't you?
You really say things like that.
I'm sorry. I was worried about you.
Thank you very much.
I can't protect you, so...
Kuro-chan!
She's saying something.
Shut up, you idiot!
Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Idiot-san?
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Idiot-chan?
Ah, I'm not an idiot!
I just have a bad head!
She said "idiot-chan" just now.
Please hurry up.
Well, shall we begin?
Well then, let's begin.
Yes!
The first match is...
B-chan All-Stars versus Kamen Girls.
Contestants, please gather at your designated positions.
They're wearing the same team color swimsuits.
I've never seen them wearing the same swimsuits.
Me neither.
Mitsuura-san, what do you think of this matchup?
It could be a close one.
This could be bad.
Will it be okay?
Also, everyone, what is it, so as not to be late, when you climb up, it's a live broadcast, so it's scary, so be careful not to hit your butt or something.
After all, P-channel is a little dirty, isn't it?
I don't like it when there are various marks, like around the stomach or rubber marks.
That's right, when you're naked and wet, the actress is already naked and down for an hour or two.
P-channel's butt that is facing this way is coming out, isn't it?
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
It's scary, it's scary.
It's pretty fast.
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Now it's Rapal's turn. - This ball.
- The opponent's ball.
- Wow, it looks like a fighter.
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Surprisingly, it doesn't hit. It doesn't hit.
- I'm scared!
Don't let it hit!
It hit!
It hit! It hit!
If you hit it, go back!
It hit! It hit!
It hit!
That girl is fast!
She's faster than before! Who is she?
She's fast!
She's throwing strong balls!
That girl is amazing!
Her shoulders are amazing!
Her shoulders are strong!
It's hard to catch up with her.
The staff should pick up the ball.
The wall is narrowing!
It's been 3 minutes, so the wall is narrowing!
She's fast!
The wall moved a little earlier!
The wall moved!
That's enough!
We have no choice but to do it!
It's dangerous!
It's scary!
It's a lynch!
It's dangerous!
It's scary!
It hit!
It hurts!
It hit!
Ah, it didn't hit.
Ah, it hit!
As expected, the wall is getting closer and closer.
Scary!
That distance is scary!
Scary, isn't it?
Ah, it hit!
It's getting closer and closer!
Scary, scary!
That girl is amazing!
Ah, it's Kuramochi!
It's Kuramochi!
Watch out, it's scary!
Scary!
Scary, scary!
The line is coming out.
It's coming out.
Oh, it's coming out.
Wow, it's a cheering photo.
Oh, it's coming out.
Of course.
How many are there now?
Two balls.
Don't double the ball!
Huh? My favorite, Risshuko-san?
Your favorite, Risshuko-san.
Risshuko-san is not in the picture at all.
She hasn't been in the picture at all.
She's over there.
Oh, it's coming out.
There are many people who are featuring.
There are many people featuring.
There are many people who are featuring.
Are there only three people left?
I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
Oh, she found it! She found it!
She found it!
Awesome!
It's intense!
Wow! Two more!
Wow!
Is it the last one?
Two more!
Two more Kamen Riders are left!
Wow!
What a great match!
Wow!
Oh no!
Wow!
Oh no!
Wow!
Don't step out!
Don't step out of the circle!
You'll look handsome if you step out of the circle!
Wow!
What will you do?
Ah!
Don't come out!
Don't come out of the line!
Don't come out of the frame!
Wow!
Players, don't come out of the frame!
Hahaha!
Boobs! Boobs!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Is there a reversal? A reversal?
Who will look at her?
Ah!
A reversal!
Wow!
The Fashion Girl team won!
By one!
Players, don't come out of the line!
Ah!
She was amazing!
I gave her a little personal point!
She won!
Miss Dojiboin!
Big-chan All-Stars. Who is that girl?
The girl with the black line in her swimsuit.
Her face...
Her face!
What's her name?
Miss Dojiboin!
Who are you?
What's your name?
I'm Okina Rumi.
Huh?
I'm Okina Rumi.
I'm new.
I debuted four months ago.
Wow, you don't know me at all.
No, I don't know what you're saying.
What's your name?
I'm Okina Rumi.
Okina Rumi.
That's amazing, Okina-san.
Okina Rumi.
Okina Rumi, you get five points!
Oh, really?
I mean...
Your throwing style is unique.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's amazing.
It's a speed goal.
What did you do for sports?
I played soccer.
That's completely different.
Soccer...
It's not about your hands at all.
It's about your kicks.
But it's completely different.
How about your time?
Thank you.
How many points for your time?
Five!
Five, right?
Five points!
Go, five!
Thank you! And the winner is the one who turned the tables by herself!
That's right. Five points for that! Five points for that!
Kamen Joshi's...
She fought alone in the end!
I'm Yuki no Shohre of Kamen Joshi! Nice to meet you!
When the camera comes, you're desperate to introduce yourself, and you don't listen to me.
That's right. Oh, there's a replay.
Oh, you got it in the end.
Both of you were amazing!
It was wonderful! The last one-on-one!
It was the last one-on-one, two-on-one, or three- on-one, right?
Alone! Alone! That's great! Did you do something?
Yes! I've been playing basketball since elementary school!
Oh, you're playing basketball!
That's why you're so good at it!
The way you throw the ball!
I thought you had an Auburn-like face like Eiga Murano Uzuma.
Auburn? Oh, thank you!
You look like Eiga Uzuma.
How about you, Masato?
How did you like this fight?
It was very exciting and fun, but...
I'd like you to leave me a big one in the end.
You want me to leave you a big one in the end?
I'm waiting for it to shake!
It was shaking, wasn't it?
Thank you!
Business contact!
Players, make sure you don't come out of the frame!
If you come out of the frame, you're out!
Yes, it tends to come out of the side line.
Yes, I'd like you to be careful!
Kamen Joshi has won!
Next up!
Next up is the fight between the Prostitutes Squad and Ebisumaskatz 1.5!
Next up is the second match!
Ebisumaskatz 1.5!
We're going to have a platinum squad match!
Contestants, please return to your starting positions.
Did you have fun?
Wow!
I like both of you.
Beautiful.
Nice.
Oh, you mean Dimple?
She is cute, isn't she?
Dimple is cute, isn't she?
She is.
She is wearing a black swimsuit, isn't she?
She is cute, isn't she?
Fujiwara's swimsuit is a negative score.
What?
Fujiwara's swimsuit is a negative score.
Fujiwara?
Oh, no!
What's going on?
Fujiwara does this kind of thing.
Fujiwara!
Negative score!
She did it.
She was pulled out of the team.
She got a negative score of one.
Negative score of one.
She has a great sense of fashion.
Let me check the rules again.
This center line is blue.
If you cross it, you will be the opponent's team's ball.
And you can't get out of the blue bars on both sides.
If you do, you will be out of the game.
Please judge strictly.
She is beautiful.
Don't look at her!
She is beautiful.
Both of you!
Look back!
You're not blue ones!
You're blue ones!
You're not blue ones!
You're both stylish!
Both of you!
You're both stylish!
You're cool!
Both of you are cool!
Annmika is beautiful.
Both of you are popular.
Ready?
Fight!
She is strong-willed!
Oh, it's Jingu-san.
Wow!
Awesome!
As expected of the sea!
The sea is awesome!
Ah! Everyone, be careful!
Oh!
Ah! Good! Good!
Did you see it?
Foot, foot, foot!
It's on! On! On!
Did you see it on?
Where?
I did and I did and I did!
What's wrong?
What happened Kuro-chan?!
Where?
It's not on?
Kuro-chan, look at her boobs!
How do you like my boobs?
It's not on the foot.
If you're right, you'll get red, so...
How is it, Kuro-chan?
- Is it red? - Is it getting red?
- How is it? - Please stop her, Kuro-chan.
- She's not right! - She's not right!
- She's not right. - Please stop the match.
- Kuro-chan, the judge can't decide. - Please stop the match.
Kuro-chan, the judge can't decide, so we'll do a VTR judgment.
- That's right. - That's right.
It's a challenge, isn't it?
- She's not right. - She's not right.
- She's not right!
- She's not right. - She's safe!
- She's not right!
- Please stop the match! - Okay.
Okay, the ball is...
- Oh, but Mio-san put a little bit of a spell on it... - Please continue!
And it didn't go well, so we'll use this ball!
- She's not right! - She's not right!
- Ichikawa? She's a handball player! - What?
- Ichikawa of the Abyss Masters. - She's amazing!
- She's already out of bounds! - She just did a one pound!
- Save! Save! One pound! - Please continue with your 'save'!
Nice catch!
She caught it!
It's a little strong.
How is it?
It's dangerous!
Go!
It's scary!
Did she really do handball?
Oh, she got it!
Oh, Yumekana-chan!
Yumekana-chan's butt is...
Yumekana-chan's butt is really...
Yumekana-chan's butt is...
Why are you wearing socks?
Yumekana-chan!
Because the ball got wet.
Because I threw it when the ball got wet.
Let's do our best!
Please continue!
She is weak!
She got it!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
Samo-san, Samo-san?
What's wrong?
She just fell on the floor.
Wait, this is...
Judge!
Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan, judge!
Where is she? Where is she?
Ah!
Kuro-chan, look at this! Look at this!
We're going to do a video judge! A video judge!
A video judge!
You're the worst!
How is it, Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan, how is it?
Safe?
How was it?
Kuro-chan?
Yes?
Safe? Out?
I didn't understand it well, can we watch it one more time?
Watch it one more time!
One more time! One more time! One more time!
Watch it properly! Watch it properly!
Watch it properly!
Safe!
What is it?
You know what it is, don't you?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Let's watch it one more time!
Oh, now the wall...
The wall is getting closer!
The wall is getting closer in only three minutes!
It's over.
It's scary!
It's dangerous! It's scary!
Be careful!
It's scary!
When it gets dangerous...
It's powerful!
It's dangerous!
It's scary!
Is it worth waiting for a little bit?
It's scary!
There are a lot of people!
She's doing her best again!
She's strong!
I'm scared of heights!
It's like basketball!
It was a team play!
How is it?
Does it hit your feet?
It did!
Yumekana!
Yumekana, what are you doing?
Yumekana!
What are you doing in the line?
Yumekana!
She's throwing it with both hands!
That's a weird swimsuit!
That's weird!
That's a weird swimsuit!
Wow!
She's doing her best!
Did it hit you?
It hit you!
It fell!
Riho is lost!
It hit you!
Is it the last one?
There are two people left!
It hit you!
It's Riho!
Riho! Do your best!
It's scary!
This is a little dangerous!
Did it hit you?
It's strong!
Strong!
Guess is strong!
Two boots!
- That's amazing! - It was amazing!
This mascot is a little strong!
- After all, he is strong-willed, his heart is strong! - He is strong-willed, because they are gathering!
Also, I thought about it from here, but Miho-san!
Yes!
That ball hits the wall and comes back and Miho- san takes it, right?
Yes!
I'm always wondering which one to give it to, but
I feel like time has stopped or the flow has become bad.
- Viewers are also claiming it. - Oh, are you coming?
- I'm sorry, really. - What are you coming for?
- Miho-san, take it! - Miho-san, take it!
- Why don't you know which one to give it to? - Miho-san!
Well, I have an arch in it, so I don't know how long it will last.
- If you say this, you won't say anything! - This!
- Yes, this is it! - Which one? Which one?
It looks fun, doesn't it? It looks fun, doesn't it?
- That gesture! - Yes!
- I really don't like it! - Please don't do that!
- Can I not do it? - You know it, don't you? Because it's coming back!
- It came back, right? - It came back!
I know it came back, but I don't know it anymore.
Taka-san is angry!
- What are you doing? - Taka-san!
- Taka-san, I'm sorry, really! - Do it properly!
- Come on! - A little more, yes!
Master Abe! What do you think of Miho-san's judgment like that?
Regarding that, I will refrain from answering.
- I'm sorry, Master Abe! I'm sorry! - After all, you're the master, so you don't say such bad things, do you?
- Yes, I don't say it. - I'm sorry, really! - You don't blame people.
- I was told by the master... - Do it properly! The flow will stop!
- I'll do it properly! - Please do it!
- Yes, I'm sorry! - Yes!
- Well, next is... - That's why it became a final match!
Yes, it will be a final match between Kamen Joss and Ebisumaskatz 1.5!
- Eh, final match? - Yes!
- Well then, both teams will have a final match! - Wow, it looks like it's going to be a final match!
- As a key player... - Kamen Joss and Ebisumaskatz 1.5 will have a match!
- But in the end, they fought by themselves, didn't they? - Yes, they did!
- Everyone, please gather at your designated position! - It's like Yumekana-chan's buttocks!
- I want to give Yumekana-chan a photogenic point! - Ah, photogenic point!
Well then, Mizuna-san will give Yumekana-chan a photogenic point!
- It's 5 points! - 5 points!
- Yes, Yumekana-chan received 5 points! - It's because...
Her buttocks are round and she's wearing black socks and she's just walking around!
She's so cute, she's so cute!
- Thank you very much! - Yumekana-chan, please show us!
Thank you!
- Is she showing her butt again? - I'm sorry.
- Is she showing her butt and walking around? - Kamo-san's butt has gotten dirty, hasn't it?
- Yes, it has. - Oh, that's right. Kamo-san's butt...
- Yumekana-chan... - Yumekana-chan's butt is clean and nice, isn't it?
- I think Yumekana-chan should be Yumekana-chan, too. - That's right.
- I think it would be nice if she walked normally. - Well...
- Yumekana-chan, you're showing your butt a lot in your swimsuit today. - Yes.
- How about that? - Is it okay?
She's always wearing something under her costume.
- Something under her costume. - That's right.
- Not a swimsuit or anything like that. - I see.
- Yes, I'm sorry. Thank you. - How about you, Kamo-san?
- Kamo-san, is your butt clean and nice? - Huh?
- How's your butt? - Is it clean and nice?
- It's not clean and nice yet. - Oh, it's not clean and nice.
- Oh, then we can't show it. - Then don't show it too much, okay?
- Okay! - Okay, let's go.
- Okay! - Okay!
Okay, representatives, please come forward.
What kind of battle will it be?
As I said earlier, you have three minutes.
It's time for the walls to narrow down.
It's five minutes now, so until then...
Let's use the wide area and the walls and have a serious match.
Be careful not to step on the lines, okay?
Be careful of arc balls too.
Ready... Fight!
I'm scared of stars. I'm scared of faces.
Wow, the sound is amazing!
Yumekane-chan!
Yumekane-chan is faster!
Yumekane-chan!
Why? Why is Yumekane-chan moving so fast?
Yumekane-chan is moving so fast!
Amazing!
That girl is strong!
Strong girl!
Fight! Fight!
Captain! Captain! Over there is a strong girl!
Strong girl, right?
Strong girl!
Wow!
That girl is strong!
Right?
Wow!
Wow, Matsuoka!
Matsuoka!
Wow!
Strong!
Matsuoka, please don't come out!
Fight! Fight!
Wow, Kama is fast!
She is fast!
She can climb up to the end.
Wow!
Ah, strange swimsuit!
She ran out!
Strong girl!
She ran out! Strong girl!
From here!
Wow! Her feet are sticking out!
Strong girl!
From here!
It's tough. It's tough.
It's tough. It's good.
Wow!
Oh, Subaru!
Subaru is gone!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Subaru is gone!
Subaru is gone!
Wow!
Yumekana-chan is so excited!
Wow!
That's amazing, Kato-kun!
Go for it!
That guy...
Go for it!
He got it!
Oh my goodness!
He got it!
Oh, the strong mascots are gone.
They're gone.
What's going on?
The line doesn't come out!
Oh, the line doesn't come out.
The line doesn't come out!
Let's do it again!
Are the mascots okay? They're all weak.
Yeah, I think the mascots are...
Oh, good, good!
You can do it!
Oh, it's an "s"!
Go, go!
Help! Help!
Wow!
No!
Oh, no! She is being attacked!
Did you hit it?
No, I didn't!
She is being attacked again!
Wow!
She is being attacked again!
She is alone.
Everyone is running away.
If they get closer, they can't avoid her bullet.
Ishioka!
Ishioka! That's a good bullet!
Ishioka!
Oh, no!
She is being attacked!
That's a good strategy!
Her butt!
Did you hit it?
Do your best!
She is really strong!
Wow!
She is strong!
Oh!
Batoka!
Ah! Ace!
Batoka!
Ace is beaten!
Ace was beaten!
Ace has lost the game!
Ah! It's a chance reversal!
Batoka!
Batoka is amazing!
This is a little...
- Oh, Daniel! - Daniel!
- Who the heck's Daniel? - Daniel!
- What happened? - What happened?
- What? - What just happened?
- That just now was so funny! - That's right!
Everyone, please be more polite please!
(laugh)
Shut up!
(laugh)
Excuse me!
Well, now the ball hit one person and fell to another person, so I think it hit with a double.
What?
(laugh)
Yes! Then I would like to leave this matter to the VTR judge!
Yeah!
Hit it!
I can't see it.
But there's a lot of hair.
Miho-san!
Let's have Miho-san decide.
Miho-san, decide for Miho-san.
Miho-san!
Miho-san, decide!
Miho-san, decide for Miho-san.
Me?
She's worried about you.
Miho-san, decide!
I think I hit her shoulder a little.
The second one.
So that means...
Everyone's wrong?
So that means, Miho-san...
But the mascots are doing their best.
What should we do?
So it's a double?
Double?
It's a double!
Double!
She hit her shoulder.
So it's a double.
It's a double.
So now...
Let's have a match!
Huh? It's just 3-3?
So it's a double.
Let's have a match.
As for the ball...
Let's have a match.
Okay?
Okay!
Let's have a match when the whistle blows!
Match!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I hit it!
Be careful!
Wow, she did it!
Wow!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! Scary!
Nice! Nice!
Wow!
Awesome!
Which one? Which one?
Wow!
Matsuoka!
Matsuoka is amazing!
Matsuoka is the best, isn't she?
After all, Matsuoka was the best in physical strength.
Because she has long limbs.
She has long limbs.
Wow, look at her arms and legs.
Himekana-chan's buttocks.
She is Brazilian.
She is not easygoing.
She is like an angel.
So, Matsuoka gets 5 points, doesn't she?
5 points!
It's more than I expected.
Matsuoka did her best, but she did too little and broke the wall a little.
It broke.
Is it OK for you?
Thank you very much.
Kamen Joshi doesn't have an ace in the middle of the show.
It's been a long time.
But everyone did their best, so I'm very happy.
Thank you.
Kamen Joshi doesn't get a personal MVP or anything like that.
Don't you have any bonus points?
I gave it to the leader.
Leader?
I gave it to the leader of dodgeball.
I gave it to her just now.
Thank you very much.
But Kamen Joshi did his best, too.
Don't deny your own points.
Thank you very much.
I gave it to you just now.
That's right. I gave you five points.
That's right.
The winner is Ebisumaskatz 1.5.
Congratulations.
How did you like it so far?
I'd like to review the scores so far.
4th place, Platinum, 35 points.
Platinum, 35 points.
And 3rd place, Kamen Joshi, 71 points.
71 points.
Platinum is too low.
And 2nd place, P Channel, 86 points.
86 points.
Yes.
And Muskatz, 123 points.
123 points.
Is Platinum okay?
Platinum is too high.
It's close to 8 points.
Sometimes you do your best, but sometimes you don't.
I'd like you to do your best.
But P Channel was very happy in 2nd place.
Did you do your best?
Did you enjoy it?
Muskatz! Muskatz!
Muskatz!
Which team will win Muskatz?
I wish they were a little cuter.
But it's okay.
Okubo loves you.
Okubo is like a illegal breeder.
That's right.
Kento looks like Miyazaki.
Really?
It's like my aura.
No, it's not like that.
Miyazaki and I have happy auras.
Let's move on to the next competition.
Next is rolling on the ground relay.
Now, rolling on the ground relay. I don't know much about it, but what kind of competition is it?
Yes, this is a rolling on the ground relay, but it is a competition in which each team will relay while rolling on the chair that Koamote, the rolling on the ground person, is sitting.
However, since they are scary people, please pay attention and roll when you move.
Instead of actually rolling on the ground, they will roll on the rolling on the ground person.
That's right. The rolling on the ground person will also roll.
That's amazing.
Now, what kind of development is expected in this competition?
I can't predict it at all.
By the way, can you predict the development of the guests?
Oh, it's been a while, Mr. Mutoh.
Mr. Mutoh.
What are you talking about?
This is a rolling on the ground relay.
I can't hear you from afar.
I can't hear you from the gym.
Mr. Mutoh, we don't know much about it, but we call it a rolling on the ground relay and roll on the ground.
Rolling on the ground is rolling on the ground, isn't it?
That's right.
But this time, everyone will roll on the ground.
Everyone will roll on the ground?
Then it's double.
That's right.
It's like shining after the dragon screen.
His shining.
I don't know a little about it, but that's all I can comment on.
That's right.
I see. Thank you very much.
Now, it looks like you're ready.
How about you, Mr. Mutoh? Are you enjoying it?
I'm having a lot of fun.
Are you enjoying it?
Yes.
Is it okay to watch it live?
I'm already thrilled.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Please enjoy it.
Now, it looks like you're ready.
Now, let me introduce you to the people who will roll on the ground for each team.
First up...
The Bratina Brigade!
Oh, I missed you for a second!
I saw you!
They've been rolling on the ground for half a century.
The total number of times they've rolled on the ground is...
100 million times is nothing!
The veteran of rolling on the ground, Onikawa-san!
Oh, this is bad!
Moving on...
The Masked Girls Team!
Sometimes, they don't have the means to force themselves to get women and land.
And sometimes, even detectives can't help but pay attention to them.
Gamagori-san!
Moving on...
Ebisumasu Dance 1.5!
They've been rolling on the ground since they were little.
Their current loss is over 500 million yen.
One day, they want to roll on the ground of Ginza.
Onobori Fudo-san or Shimabukuro-san!
I wish I could roll on the ground like them.
At first glance, it may seem weak, but I want to do something like this.
And finally...
Feature All-Stars!
Their saying is...
If you combine all the bad things I've done, you can live for over 300 years.
Whether you believe it or not, it's up to you.
And now...
Kobayashi-san or Koraccho of the Land Rollers Team!
Koraccho...
I'm counting on you, Koraccho!
Those are the four Land Rollers.
I see.
Yes.
Koraccho of the Land Rollers...
- Well, we don't know what kind of lesson it is. - Yeah, we don't know.
Yes, from the starting line, we will roll the Land Rollers,
go around the goal, come back and relay.
So, everyone on each team, are you ready?
- This is scary, isn't it? Land Rollers. - Yes, it is.
- If you handle it roughly, you'll get angry, right? - Yes, so I'd like you to be careful.
- Is rolling and relaying scary? - Yes, it is.
I'd like you to roll it well.
Please make sure you don't step out of the chair.
Oh, I'm worried. It's dangerous, isn't it?
If you fall over there, you can pull your feet in right away.
Thank you for your cooperation.
She's serious about wheels.
Are you ready?
Ready, go!
I'm not scared at all.
I think I can roll over normally.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
You're pretty rough with it.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
She's handling it roughly.
Don't fall over!
It's scary in the back.
I'm scared!
She's not just rolling over, she's scared, too.
I'm scared of this rough handling.
I'm scared!
Cool, Marie!
Marie's really mad.
She's a little noisy right now.
Say something!
BJ All-Stars win!
There you go!
BJ All-Stars are in first place as winners!
2nd place is Abby's Mustards.
I did it!
That's amazing.
The people of Tochikorogashi didn't make a big deal of it, but nothing serious happened.
- Nothing happened. - I didn't feel scared at all.
- I didn't get angry at all. - Is this only for this first round?
- Yes, only for this. - Is this only for this moment for the people of Tochikorogashi came?
- That's right. - It's a job worth doing.
- He might be a good person. - He's a good person.
- He wasn't particularly angry. - He had a scary look on his face.
- That's how he is. - I see.
- Let's hear from our guests. - Can you do it?
- Can you do it?
- When they did it behind our backs, they were really low. - I see.
- They were really good people. - They were really good people.
- So it was just a setup? - A setup.
- A setup, huh? - A setup, huh?
- It must have been painful for you to have such a scary look on your face.
- It was just a setup. - Was there a reason for you to do it when you were being carried?
- The people who did the ground roll were a little surprised. - Yeah, they were.
- They were a little surprised. - It was surprisingly fast.
- Let's hear from the people who did the ground roll on Channel P. Who was it again?
- It was Kobayashi-san. - It was Kobayashi-san, right?
- Kobayashi-san. - Yes.
- Kobayashi-san, you did the ground roll relay just now. - Yes.
- How was it? - It was a good ground roll.
- It was a good ground roll.
- I don't know why, but didn't you have to complain or do something like that?
- Well... I was just scared.
- You were scared, so you just held it in. - You couldn't say anything, could you?
- Ebisu Muscats' ground roll. - Yes.
- How was it? - It was second place, so...
- It was a shame, wasn't it? - By the way, this time...
- When this ground roll becomes the main role, can you tell us what kind of direction you got?
- Well... They told me to glare at them.
- Glare at them. - Glare at them!
- Glare at them!
- There was a performance, wasn't there?
- We'd like a more flashy performance, don't you think? - That's right.
- How do you feel now that the competition is over?
- Yes. - How do you feel about it?
- Well... It was fun.
- It was fun? - It was fun!
- No, it's fine.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- So, here's the commercial.
- The commercial is...
- The first round of the semi-final team competition.
- The hot battle continues, but...
- After this, it's finally the last competition of the first half.
- Finally, we've done half of it. - We've finally done it.
- It's your favorite relay.
- In the end, as long as we have this, it's fine.
- An athletic competition...
- It's really exciting.
- The last competition of the first half is...
- Team competition's serious relay. - Yes, yes.
- This time, the serious relay will be held twice in the first half and second half.
- It will be the first serious relay.
- It's nice. - It's a serious relay.
- If you win, you'll get 50 points.
- I knew it. - It's big!
- If the relay isn't big, you won't get points.
- You can also reverse it.
- I hope the platinum team will do their best.
- It looks like the platinum team is strong.
- Their legs look like they're fast.
- Their legs are different in length.
- The platinum team has long legs.
- Now, let's begin.
- The last competition of the first half is...
- Team competition's serious relay!
Let me explain the rules.
This is a real relay race, but eight representatives from each team will compete in it.
One person will run 100 meters in one lap, and only the anchor will run 200 meters in two laps.
This event is a real match without laughing.
I want you to run with all your might.
Relay racers, please gather in your designated positions.
Who will run the anchor?
Only the anchor will run 200 meters in two laps.
200 meters is quite a distance.
200 meters in two laps?
Let's decide the course by rock-paper-scissors.
[applause and cheering]
Now, we'll start with the judges.
Oh, are you ready?
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Now, we only have two laps left.
The other members will compete in one lap.
Now, let's begin.
Are you ready?
Now, we only have two laps left.
Are you ready?
Now, we only have two laps left.
Are you ready?
Now, let's begin!
Are you ready?
Go!
It's fast.
Go!
It's fun!
Oh, it's a mascot!
The mascot is fast!
Oh, it's a crash lab!
Will it fall?
Until D-back!
The last one was faster.
There are people who fall like this.
It's dangerous!
Oh, it's a mask girl!
That's fast!
Mask girl!
Mask girl is fast!
Mask girl!
Go for it! Go for it!
You can do it!
The ball is passing the net.
The ball is passed by Haru.
Oh, my God!
Be careful! Be careful!
Are you all right? Are you all right?
Be careful of injury!
They are beginners!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Oh, it's a backdoor!
It is a backdoor! It is a backdoor!
Oh, no! No!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
It's a backdoor!
It's a backdoor, but he's doing his best!
Matsuoka is still a candidate for MVP.
Matsuoka!
He's crying!
Rire is great!
He's so cute!
And with that, 1st place goes to Abyss Bastards with 1.5 points and 2nd place goes to P-chan and 3rd place goes to Kamen Joshi and 4th place goes to Platinum Gundan.
It really hurt when he fell down.
Rire!
He was running at the top of Kamen Joshi but at the end he raised his hand and fell down.
He fell down.
What a shame.
He's doing it for us.
He's doing it again.
Here!
He fell down.
He's running desperately.
His face is covered in blood.
P-chan!
P-chan is standing up.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
He's sweating.
There's no tears coming out.
He's crying.
Yankoma?
He's so nice!
Yankoma felt bad.
Yankoma, are you crying?
There's no tears coming out.
You look like you're in trouble.
You don't look like you're in trouble at all.
Hey!
Are you ready?
Platinum!
Platinum! What are you looking forward to?
It's too late for that.
Platinum!
I'm sorry!
Get ready for number one!
Everyone else was already ready, so I was the only one who followed number one.
I'm sorry! It was too late! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're doing it! You're running properly!
The start was slow, but...
The first few minutes were too fast!
The first few minutes were really fast!
You were strong!
The first few minutes were amazing!
Masukatsu was strong!
Kamen woman was also close!
So, Ebisu Masukatsu scored 50 points in 1.5!
Wow, 50 points here is huge!
It's unique!
It feels like Matsuoka is holding it today!
That's right! Matsuoka was amazing!
Either way, it's a big success!
Isn't this MVP candidate right now?
Yes!
Now, Laihin fans!
What did you think of the Gachirire just now, Abyss Lord?
Yes! I myself didn't think that Gachirire would be so exciting!
Oh, is that so?
With such a fierce match, Laihin fans were desperately shouting!
A mysterious sense of unity was born!
It was wonderful!
That's right!
Taka-san, was it interesting?
I'd like to confirm this, but...
Was Tsugu a male?
Huh?
A female!
A female?
A female!
That's amazing!
Thank you very much!
Now, Watabe-san!
Well, I'm glad everyone was so excited,
but if I had to compare it to anything,
it felt like I was watching a world track and field match!
A world track and field match, right?
It was a world track and field match!
I'm a male!
Who are you, Yuji Oda?
Huh?
Oh, I'm Watabe Yazuro.
Yuji Oda!
If it's a world track and field match, I'd like Yuji Oda to come.
Well, as a viewer's feeling...
Oh, you didn't pretend it!
No, that's probably a half-time art.
Oh, I see!
We haven't done it here yet!
We haven't done it yet!
I'm sorry about that!
Why did you call me out?
Okay, we'll continue!
Next up is the half-time show!
For the half-time show, each team will sing a song they have in their mouth.
First up is EVIS MASCOTS 1.5!
Are you ready?
Come on! Come on!
Touch the pink ball and shoot it now!
Scatter and test the position!
When you touch the ball, it sparkles and flutters!
Full speed is always an option!
Let me give you my menu!
I don't want you to choose!
I will do anything for you!
Shout it out! Excitement!
Let's have fun!
Next up, Masked Girls, please!
Wow, you're all over the place!
The colorful flowers are blooming here
Who are you?
An endless youthful love
Go! Go! Show you up your bones!
Screaming out to the sky, "Hear me out, this party!"
Popping up in your head, "Keep it rockin', party!"
Right now, I'm just a little kid, but I know what it means
No matter how much I try, there's no love in this unknown world
The dream and hope I kept in my heart
I want to convey my passionate feelings
Right now, I'm flying off into the sky, "Far away!"
Let go of the light in my hands, "On your way!"
You're always so energetic!
Your smile is so passionate and happy!
Everybody's like you're going mad!
Everyone, please!
If you want to know, this is it!
Look, it's so charming
Yeah!
Hey, look at this body
Wow!
Come on!
It's an adult's fantasy
It's too much of a burden
I don't know what a rival is
Yeah!
I can't lose to this feeling
Yeah!
We'll know each other after the match
You'll know me too
Let's go!
Shiri shiri shiri
Furi furi furi
Let's all know each other
Shiri shiri shiri
Furi furi furi
All your troubles fly away
Shiri shiri shiri
Furi furi furi
It feels good, doesn't it?
One, two!
I'll know love words
I'll know you too
I'll know all of humanity
Ah!
Next up is...
Everyone in the platinum army!
Please!
I'm not afraid of anything (Don't stop!)
You like it, don't you?
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Is it a dream? Is it real?
Is it a dream?
The song "Hiroo" is over. How did you like it?
What is that song of Ms. Tejima?
It is certainly "Bakunyu" series, isn't it? We are familiar with Ms. Tejima.
It is "Bakunyu" trilogy!
What?
"Bakunyu" trilogy!
Oh, is it "Bakunyu" trilogy?
That's right!
What about the other two?
They are not here today.
What else is in "Bakunyu" series?
"Bakunyu" sentai "Piranger" and "Bakunyu" trilogy, "Bakunyu" koshien, "Bakunyu" gold, "Bakunyu" yankee.
That's a lot.
None of them were sold.
But thanks to being alone, everyone was so excited.
That's right.
Because we are leaders.
I wonder what it is. I can live with confidence from tomorrow. Thank you.
Now, the four teams' songs are over, but in fact, this time, we have a special guest singer.
Next is this person who is a guest singer.
Tiya ra ra run, ta ta tiya ta ta, tiya ta ta tiya ta ta ta, tiya ra ra run, tiya ra ra run, tiya ra ra tiya ra ra run, ta ta tiya ta ta, tiya ta ta tiya ta ta ta.
She is good.
Another four songs' "Sing Me", "Nanpa"
Oh, this is the venue of the big sports day at night.
All right, let's pick up girls.
Now, there was the cutest girl.
Super cute girl.
Let's pick up.
Girl, hey, can you get out of here for a moment?
Girl, get!
Grandma!
Oh, grandma!
Chadjane, Chadjane, Chadjane, Chadjane, Chadjane, Chadjane.
Bubbly, bubbly, bubbly, bubbly, bubbly, ri-ri-ri-ri-ri Fa-na, Figo-Figo
If you wanna be my lover, lover, lover
thank you very much.
(Applause)
It was a short concert, wasn't it?
Thank you very much!
Please come again!
How was it, Mitsuru-san?
It was fun!
Please come again!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
The sports day is finally over!
How do you feel, sir?
Are you excited?
Yes, I'm excited.
It's getting late and we're a little tired.
Are you both tired?
It's different when you're in your 20s, 30s, and 40s.
But they're...
There's a difference between the 20s and 30s.
But the players are excited!
Let's do our best and win one million yen!
We have one million yen!
That's right.
We can take it home with us today.
That's right!
What?
Did something close by happen?
Muroi-san!
Huh?
Muroi-san!
Huh?
Oh, it's a one-eyed monster.
More importantly...
Muroi-san, can you hear me?
The monster Kuro-chan ran away!
Muroi-san, what happened?
Oh, Muroi-san!
Re-operate!
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Tell me about Kuro-chan, the monster.
Got it.
Kuro-chan has drooling balls and white pants and is covered in lotion.
Also, only girls with ribbons on their ears are men.
Why are you trying to escape to the stadium?
Calm down, Aoshima.
Yes.
There should be girls with ribbons on their ears at the stadium.
The girls at the stadium are trying to escape so that Kuro-chan doesn't take her ribbon off her ear.
If Kuro-chan gets caught, not only will she take her ribbon off her ear, but she will also lick her ear!
No!
The team that escapes the most wins.
Got it, brother.
Brother...
Give me orders.
I'm asking you for orders.
We believe in you guys at the stadium.
Got it.
We'll go to the stadium right away.
Ouch!
What's wrong, Aoshima?
Ouch!
Aoshima!
What's wrong?
Is Kuro-chan coming?
Ouch!
There she is!
She's covered in lotion.
Oh no, she's wearing it!
Kuro-chan, you can't block it!
Everyone's running away!
She's drinking lotion!
She's drinking it! She's drinking the lotion!
Oh no! Everyone, run away!
It's starting!
It's starting! It's starting!
She's so scary!
Be careful, Kuro-chan!
Run away! Run away!
Run away!
Everyone, run away!
She's getting caught! She's getting caught!
She's caught! Oh no!
The ribbon on her ear! She took it!
She licked it! She licked it!
She's licking it!
Everyone, run away!
Is it hurting you?
Run away! Run away!
She's amazing! She really is a professional!
Everyone, run! Run!
He's caught!
Oh no! He's caught!
He's attacking in a nasty way.
His hair is flying.
It's flying!
He's caught!
Oh, that feels good!
Wow, he's eating so much!
Go again!
He's going to break his neck!
Is it okay for him to do something like that?
He's coming! He's coming!
He's running away!
He's caught!
Oh no!
He's caught!
Everyone, run!
He's so strong!
Wow!
He's caught!
Run away! He's caught!
Seems like Kuro-chan is enjoying isn't he?
Yes, Kuro-chan is having fun.
Run away! He's caught!
Where's Masha kun?
Or is Masha kun not here?
Run away!
He's caught!
It's dangerous! He's aiming at you!
When will this end?
He's caught!
This is bad!
Aoshima wins!
He took it!
Stop it! Stop it!
He's serious!
He's not listening at all!
He's running away!
He's wearing red!
It's dangerous to get stuck in one place!
Everyone's bleeding!
Monsters look good on you!
Believe in yourselves!
He's running away! He's running away for real!
Kuro-chan, you look like you're in America!
You look like you're in Hollywood!
Are you really going to lick me?!
Run away, Sumire-san!
He's fast! He's fast!
Kuro-chan, you're fast!
Don't come out! Don't come out!
Kuro-chan, hang in there!
Kuro-chan, you're weak!
Oh no, Kuro-chan got caught!
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan, hang in there!
Kuro-chan, do you want me to get you another one?
Kuro-chan, hang in there!
He got caught!
Kuro-san!
He got caught!
Lick his ears! Lick his ears!
You're not going to lick me?
I have ear licks!
I'm tired! I'm tired!
You're the one choosing, aren't you?!
It's morning and I don't know what lotion is!
Kuro-chan!
She's coming!
Run away!
She's getting targeted!
Watch out!
She's got him!
Go, Kuro-chan! Go!
Go!
Kuro-chan!
Let go of her! Let go of her!
Let go of her!
Kuro-chan!
No!
Kuro-chan!
Hey!
Kuro-chan, you're kneeling!
No!
You're kneeling!
It's over!
Kuro-chan, I'll kneel!
Kuro-chan, you're kneeling!
Aoshi is cool!
No!
I'm scared!
There's only the ribbon!
Kuro-chan, you can do it!
For some reason, I want to cheer for Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan! Just a little more!
It's over!
It's over?
It's over!
Monster! Monster!
It's over!
Aoshi is secured!
Stop firing!
Aoshi is secured!
Ah, thank goodness!
Secured!
Thank goodness!
He's secured!
Thank goodness, Aoshi!
Kuro-chan, I'm scared!
And with that...
- That was scary! - That was scary!
- It was scary and cool! - That was cool!
- I got goosebumps! - Kuro-chan, did you get any comments?
- From Kuro-chan? - Kuro-chan must be very excited!
- He's got a lot of comments! - Yes!
- Kuro-chan, what is it? There's a lot of "WW"s!
- As expected! - Wow!
- Kuro-chan... - "Monster"! "Kuro-chan, you're the best!" "Zombie"!
- "Kuro-chan, you're showing too much of yourself!" - Because Kuro-chan was licking his knees!
- Kuro-chan licked his ears and his tongue too! - His tongue too!
- This is horror!
- Kuro-chan, you're really strong in Hollywood! - You're amazing!
- But didn't you surpass Chuck Nicholson? - I guess so!
- I think there's a reason for that! - Is it a biohazard?
- You're amazing! - You're so cool!
- But what kind of competition was this again? - I forgot about it!
- Now we're going to count the number of people who survived!
- Everyone's in a state of panic!
- I'm pretty tired! - Look!
- Everyone's tired at once!
- I feel like I'm going to get a dot!
- I feel like I've been cut off!
- Yes, so, Eriko-san! - Yes!
- I'd like you to count the number of people who survived... - Yes!
- Could you do that?
- Yes, the number of people who were taken...
- The number of people who remained... - The number of people who were taken...
- The number of people who were taken counts, right?
- Yes, that's where it starts!
- If you count it like that...
- There are two people, Platinum and Ebisumaskatz...
- And Kamen Joshi and Peach and All Stars...
- Yes, one person at a time...
- That's what it looks like!
- That means that Kamen Joshi and...
- It's better if you don't get it, so... - That's right.
- The team that only got one person is... - The second team.
- The first team. - Yes.
- That's right. - Kamen Joshi and...
- Yes, Peach All Stars are tied for first place! - Tied for first place! I see.
We won't do the final round, will we?
- Then first place is... - How many points?
First place is for both teams this time, so...
That's right, since both teams got 30 points each, they each get 15 points!
- I see. - 15 points each!
- Peach All Stars and Kamen Joshi each get 15 points! - We did our best!
- Then, MCs! - Yes!
- We'd like to hear some comments from the victims of Kuro-chan's poisoning! - Victims' reactions!
Yes!
Let's start with the masked woman.
- I was licked not only in my ears, but also in my nose. It stinks!
- Why do you sniff it? - Really!
- You shouldn't sniff it! - You often sniff it, don't you?
- You have guts! - Seriously!
- It was amazing! - Stop it!
- You're licking it! - Stop it!
- She's licking it! - Wow!
- All over her body and legs! - She's licking it!
- You can smell it everywhere! - You're scared, aren't you?
Tatsumi and Kurosawa are left behind.
They were caught while walking. How was it?
- I feel like I'm going to have a nightmare tonight. - That's right.
- Okay. - Shina...
- I won't forgive you. - She's angry.
- Kuroshina is here. - Shina, you're scared, aren't you?
- The platinum goes to... - Wow!
- Oyama is a little strong. - She's licking it!
- She's licking it!
- That's scary! - That's amazing!
- Shichiro is... - You should throw away those piercings.
I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
- I want to wipe my ears! - Wipe your ears!
- My ears are getting wet! - My ears are getting wet!
- My nose is itching! - My nose is itching!
Kurosawa's drool and lotion are mixed together.
- And... - Finally...
- Yuki, how do you feel? - She licked me more than I thought.
- I feel like I'm shaking. - She's a serious victim.
- She's shaking! - She was a perfect prey.
- That's all! - Wow!
- Wow! I was scared! - She can't stop shaking at the end.
- But we've got a lot of support and messages from you, Kuro-chan! - Oh, really?
- "Kunri Daruma", "Kunri Daruma" - "Kunri Daruma"!
- That's so cool! "Kunri Daruma"! - Cool?
- That's so cool! - "Kunri Daruma" and a lot of support from you, Kuro-chan!
- You've got a great name! - Yes.
- Wow! - As expected of you, Kuro-chan!
- You've worked hard! - You've worked hard!
- You've done a good job! - Yes!
- The competition will continue. - Yes.
- After this, it's "Be My Baby" tug-of-war! - What's that?
- "Be My Baby" tug-of-war? - Let's move on to the next competition!
- Yes! "Be My Baby" tug-of-war!
Now, continuing with Monica, "Be My Baby" tug-of- war.
You're laughing. I'm sorry. There was also the word "muscle man" in it.
I'm sorry. You know about Kuro-chan, right?
You all know about "muscle man", right?
So, once again, Kikka Koji-san is doing her best.
Really?
I'm happy.
I'm sorry.
Kikka-san, I'm sorry! Kikka-san, I'm sorry!
Now, I will explain the rules.
This "Be My Baby" tug-of-war is not an ordinary tug-of-war.
First of all, the two teams will race each other on "Be My Baby", a famous song of Complex.
By the way, I think it will be easier for you to understand if you imagine Kikka-san and Hotei-san of "Bukkoushin Live" at the Tokyo Dome, which was revived for the first time in 2011 and 2021.
If you're lucky, you'll hear a whistle.
When you hear the whistle, pull the tug-of-war all together.
However, you can't touch the tug-of-war until you hear the whistle.
Please keep your rhythm on the spot.
The rest is the same as the usual tug-of-war rule.
The team that pulls the tug-of-war as much as possible from the center wins.
Four teams will compete in a tournament match.
How can you think of such a stupid rule?
It's really stupid.
It's just a normal tug-of-war.
"Be My Baby" and tug-of-war.
It looks interesting.
It's coming closer.
It's like dancing.
I'd like to see it.
Of course, this person will also participate.
Kikka is Koji-san!
Wow, Kikka-san!
Kikka-san is very active.
She's always focused.
Concentrate! Concentrate!
Let the first match of the day, Platinum Army vs. Ebisumaskatz 1.5, begin.
Contestants, please gather at your designated positions.
Ebisumaskatz is dominating right now, so Platinum Army wants to win, right?
I hope Platinum Army can show us what they've got!
It's a head-to-head, isn't it?
The first match of the day will be Platinum Army vs. Ebisumaskatz 1.5.
How do you feel about this match, Mr. Ogi?
I'd like to see them getting closer and closer.
Ebisumaskatz is strong in that area.
In terms of dancing.
Mr. Ogi, do you think Ebisumaskatz is strong in dancing, too?
Yes, I think so, too.
Ms. Mitsuda always looks at the art aspect of it.
It's not just about strength.
This time, it's about soul, isn't it?
How much B. My. My. My.
That's right.
Do you have a heart?
Yes, I do.
Ms. Kikkawa, please concentrate.
I'm sorry. I'm concentrating.
I'm sorry.
Are you ready for both teams?
It's a shame that the variety team is being trained like this.
Miho-san, you're making a serious face, but what are you looking at?
What is it? Is it necessary?
Miho-san, what are you looking at?
Are you checking which ones?
No, I'm checking to make sure there are no defects.
Don't say defects, which ones are defects?
Defects are...
like...
pulling too much or something like that.
Huh?
Well, it's a bit of everything.
She doesn't need it.
Miho-san...
Well then, Kikkawa Kouji-san, please.
Music, start!
It's fast!
It's fast! It's fast!
Kikkawa-chan!
Yumekana-san!
Please do it properly!
Pull! Pull! Pull!
So this is how it starts.
And now...
It's a good match!
Which one is it?
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Is Platinum a bit ahead?
Is Platinum ahead?
Physical strength match!
Is it about time?
Ah, Huskatz! Huskatz!
Ebisumaskatz wins!
She's strong!
I thought they were having a good match.
Yes, their plan was good.
It was amazing.
Yumekana was too fast.
Yes, Yumekana was too fast.
She was a little excited.
Yes, Yumekana was a little excited.
Now, Ebisu Maskat is strong again.
She's strong.
She's a little barefoot.
Teacher All-Star is barefoot.
It's good that she's barefoot.
Now, Kinkuro-chan!
Kinkuro-chan is there.
Kinkuro-chan...
Until now...
She's down!
Kinkuro-chan can't move.
She's there.
Kinkuro-chan is fine even if she's wearing white, right?
Kinkuro-chan is fine, right?
Kinkuro-chan is like Kikkawa-san.
She's like a bimboge.
Kinkuro-chan is there.
Kinkuro-chan is like Kikkawa-san.
Next match is...
The second match is...
Teacher All-Stars versus Masked Girls.
Contestants, please gather at your designated positions.
She's barefoot.
It's good that she's barefoot.
Now, what will happen in this match?
How is it here? Is it strong or not?
P-Chan All-Stars.
I don't know if I'm going to be like this.
When I'm barefoot, I want to cheer for you more and more.
That's a sad idea, isn't it?
The idea of being barefoot is a little like P-Channel.
Kinkuro-chan looks like she's worried about something.
Is he a judge?
It's a chance for a golden egg to hit.
Kinkuro-chan is not trying to judge.
Are you ready for both teams?
The score will go up.
Then, Koji Kikkawa, please.
Music, start!
He's going to do it seriously, isn't he?
That's good.
I like that tight feeling.
It's fast.
It's good to be tight.
I like it slow.
It's fast, everyone.
I like it slow and consistent.
I don't want much distance.
I like it tight.
Tight, tight, tight.
That's good.
It's good that it doesn't go forward like it does.
Which one is it?
P-Channel is strong!
Which one?
Is it P-Channel?
Which one?
Tell me!
P-Channel is strong.
P-Channel All-Stars are strong!
The current match is P-Channel All-Stars win!
It's me, isn't it?
She's doing her best. Maybe she's not strong enough.
Maybe she's not strong enough, but there are a lot of small girls.
Yeah, there are a lot of small girls.
Well, this is a bit of power.
Yes.
This will be a good battle between Ebisumaru Scouts and Kesshio.
Wouldn't it be nice?
It would be nice if she could go slowly.
- That's right! - That's right!
"Be my baby" can't be rushed.
- That's right! - Slowly, slowly.
- You can see how tight they are. - That's right, that's right.
- They don't have much distance between each other. - That's right.
- Well then, from now on... - Will it happen?
- "Be my baby" versus Kesshio will take place in the finals. - Kesshio-chan, look at me for a second.
- Ebisumaru Scouts will play against Kesshio All - Stars for the 5th time in 11 years. - It's going to be fun.
Contestants, please gather in your seats.
This is going to be a good battle.
Ebisumaru Scouts versus Kesshio All-Stars for the 5th time in 11 years.
- That's right. - Now, it's the finals.
Kesshio and Kesshio will come from both sides slowly.
- Slowly. - They didn't meet each other right away, did they?
- You can dance as much as you like. - Please proceed as you rehearsed.
- Please don't rush. - Please don't rush.
- They didn't meet each other right away, did they? - Please don't rush.
- Yumekana, you can't do that. - Yumekana-san, you can't go crazy.
- Yumekana-chan, you were fast just now. - It felt good. - That's right.
- Please don't rush. - Both teams, are you ready?
Well then, Kouji Kikkawa, please.
- Music, start! - Be serious.
- You can be slower. - You can be slower.
- Both teams, don't rush. - That's right.
- Be slow, be slow, don't rush. - Don't rush, don't rush.
- Don't rush.
- Kikkawa-chan, you're fast. - You're fast.
Wow!
Both of you are amazing!
Ah, muskets?
Which one is it?
It's better than muskets.
Muskets? Which one is it?
It's Peter and Ruthers!
Do your best!
(whistle)
It's the Emmys matchup!
The first match is the Emmys matchup 1.5.
Wow, they're strong.
They're strong.
Is Yumekawa-chan crying?
What's wrong, Yumekawa-chan?
Yumekawa-chan, why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Yumekawa-chan, what's wrong?
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
It's fun to do it with everyone.
You're happy because you worked together and won.
It's normal.
Good job!
What's up?
She's doing nothing.
She's just standing there.
Kingo-chan is just standing there.
Kingo-chan is doing nothing.
She's just standing there.
Wow.
Muscats are amazing.
The first place Muscats...
The first place Muscats will get 30 points.
Iris Muscats are strong.
I hope they do their best.
But "Be My Baby" dance show is amazing.
Kamen Joshi
This is a point.
How many points?
20!
20 points!
I'll give "Kamen Joshi" 10 points, too!
It's 30 points now!
What?
What do you want me to give you?
It's the same as the winning team.
But it's that important, isn't it?
That's right.
Can I give you a favorite team of Prime Minister Abe?
I can't accept it!
From me...
What is it?
Prime Minister Abe's points...
I...
I like "p-channel" all-stars.
5 points!
It's a reality show.
That's right.
It's a reality show.
Well...
Yes.
We'll have a commercial break now.
After the commercial break, we'll have a serious show at midnight!
Let's move on to the next competition!
Next up is "serious show at midnight"!
Is this already "serious show at midnight"?
Yes, it's "serious show at midnight".
Yes, that's right.
As you know, "serious show at midnight" is a competition in sumo wrestling.
This competition is a team competition with five representatives from each team.
In a tournament format, the winning team gets 30 points,
the runner-up team gets 20 points,
and the losing team gets 0 points in the first round.
And unlike conventional sumo wrestling,
in sumo wrestling, even if you fall down, you are not defeated.
Even if you fall under the table, you are defeated.
I see.
So, even if you fall down, you just have to drag it down, right?
That's right.
Yes.
So, is it "serious show at midnight" or "serious show at midnight"?
Is it "serious show at midnight"?
What is it?
You look like Kim Jong-un for a moment, don't you?
I'm dressed like Osmo-san at work.
What do you think? This looks interesting, doesn't it, Kogi-san?
Wouldn't it be interesting if it was "serious show at midnight"?
Is there such a thing as "serious show at midnight"?
You can do it "serious show at midnight".
That's fun, too.
Until you fall.
For this tournament, we've put together a list of who we want to face in order to liven up the future.
The first match will be the first place, EVIS- MASTERS 1.5, against the third place, KAMEN GIRLS.
And for the second match, we'll be playing against the second place, BEACH ALLSTARS, against the fourth place, PLATINUM Corps.
But we don't know who will win yet, so let's do our best from now on.
That's right.
Kogi-san, you like Osmo-san so much that you actually go see him, don't you?
I love him so much.
What do you think? Can you look forward to it?
This time, Osmo-san... I don't know... Is he there?
Mishiku-san?
Kogi-san and Mitsuza-san love P-channel's Mishiku- san so much.
Mishiku-san, will you be participating?
No, I won't.
You won't?
How many people will be participating in each team?
Each team...
Is it going to be a lot of people participating?
Five people each.
So it's going to be like a one-on-one battle?
I see.
But maybe the mascots are stronger than that.
Is there a draw?
A draw?
You know, one where you can draw five people in advance.
Oh, that?
I see.
It's a lot of fun, isn't it?
There are a lot of people there, so it's going to be a lot of fun, isn't it?
There are a lot of bad girls.
There are a lot of strong girls.
That's right.
Now, if you're here, please stand by.
Wow, it's Matsuoka.
Matsuoka is invincible in a few minutes.
Oh, and Yume.
I think you can do it for a long time in a few minutes.
A few minutes is like a boy, but it's an athletic ability.
So if it's a win-or-run game, it's easy.
It's amazing. Akatsuki is really fun.
Akatsuki. I like that kind of thing.
Wow.
Well, this kind of competition is very difficult.
That's right.
Yes.
Did you catch up with him?
Yes.
He's got some weight.
That's right.
And you know, Mr. Sugai is actually quite athletic.
He was really strong in arm wrestling the other day.
Oh, he was really strong in arm wrestling the other day.
Oh, Mr. Sugai looks strong, too.
Mr. Sugai is amazing, too.
Actually, she's his mother.
His mother.
Well, we wanted him to wear a swimsuit.
Oh, that's right.
Why?
Swimsuit is good, isn't it?
Nowadays, women are told not to go up on the podium.
I see.
It's the worst pose, really.
I know.
It's a tradition.
Ready, go!
He's up!
Wow!
He's fast!
Easy win!
He's amazing.
He's totally different.
Totally different.
He's amazing.
He's got guts.
He's got some strength.
He's stronger than before.
I think he can hold five people.
Can he?
He can hold five people before.
I think it's a competition for mascots.
It's crazy.
He's strong.
He's amazing.
He's strong.
Thank you.
He's doing it. He's doing it.
It's tight. It's tight.
Wait a minute.
Please be serious.
It's tough if you don't think of a strategy.
If you suddenly hit your body, you can't win.
Ah, that's right, you can go from there.
Until you drop it, until you drop it.
Wow, drop it!
Wow!
It's a real battle!
That's right.
Ah, it's a real battle!
Ah, it's embarrassing, really.
It's bad, it's amazing.
Hey, there's no way you can win.
It's scary.
It's amazing.
They've been doing it in such a tough environment, the mascots.
They're strong.
They've been trained for it.
Will Shirai-san win?
It's about time for everyone to get tired.
Now, the Masked Girls.
Was there a big girl?
There's no fat girl in the Masked Girls.
Shirai-san doesn't say she's fat.
Her back looks like Akatsu-san's.
Ah, she's thin, but she's big.
She's big, isn't she?
Right?
She's big, isn't she?
Is she male?
Ah, she's male.
Is she male?
Wow, from head to toe, from head to toe!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Shiraishi-san is amazing!
Shiraishi-san is...
From head to toe!
It's no good, she can't win at all.
She's already out of 3 people.
Wow, she's out of all of them by herself.
But you know, in official matches like this, there's always a winner and there's always a loser.
There is, there is.
There's always a winner and there's always a loser.
Is there? I'd like to see that.
Ah, Suzumura-san!
Ah, Serina-desu!
Ah!
Ah, it's okay!
Ah, don't fall! Don't fall!
Shirai-san is good at using her body in that area.
Shirai-san is really good!
Shirai-san is tough!
When they come to their strength, Shirai-san is tough!
Shirai-san is pulling it off!
No, it's strong!
Shirai-san is strong!
The song is amazing!
Our female commentators say that she's doing MMA.
Is that true?
I'd like to do that!
We can't lose!
Is this a good win?
Shirai-san is also a governor.
He's already tired.
That's true for these guys.
Can Slice do it?
Get ready!
You can do it!
Slice!
Slice did it!
He's good!
Slice is good at holding his legs open and not moving.
He's like a MMA fighter.
He's like a wrestling fighter.
He can get his joints out, but he has to get them up.
He's got to keep his legs open and not move.
He's good!
He's good at spinning.
He's good at getting his joints up.
He's good.
He's good at getting them up.
What will he do now?
He's exhausted.
- He's exhausted. - He's good at it, but...
- He's exhausted. - He's not used to it.
- He doesn't usually do it like that.
Even if Shiraisu loses, he'll have an advantage if he keeps going like this.
- He'll use up a lot of energy. - He'll use up a lot of energy.
He'll open up his legs.
- Shouldn't he stand up for once? - Wow, amazing!
- He's got a strong sense of balance. - He's doing his best.
- Shiraisu is amazing. - Shiraisu is amazing.
Shiraisu is doing his best.
- He's strong at losing. - He is.
- He is his mother. - Right.
His mother can't lose.
- Will he stand up for once? - Will he stand up for once?
- He'll use up all of his energy. - He'll get tired.
- He'll use up all of his energy. - He'll get hurt.
What will he do now?
- Will he stand up for once? - Will he stand up for once?
He's in a state of panic.
Stop it for now!
- Will he stand up for once? - Will he stand up for once?
- Stop it for now! - Yes.
Let's start over!
He's in a state of panic.
Let's start over!
Will he stand up for once?
- Will he stand up for once? - Will he stand up for once?
He couldn't stand up for once.
He was about to use his knee and joint to stand up.
But he has to stand up for once.
- Let's start over! - Yes.
- Please stand up! - Please stand up!
Stop!
Shiraisu wants to win by himself.
But she's strong, isn't she, Naa-chan?
Naa-chan is cool.
Naa-chan wasn't an amateur at all, was she?
No, no.
Why is Akatsu sweating?
Akatsu-san, what did you do?
Why are you sweating the most?
What is he doing?
Why is he sweating so much?
His skin is dry.
Oh, there she is.
Shiraisu-san is tired.
What is he going to do?
He went back.
Can he go back from here?
Amazing.
Could it be possible?
Could it be possible for him to go back from here?
It's possible.
Next is No.15.
He's here.
He's a man.
He's been playing basketball for about ten years.
Yes, he plays basketball even in college. He's the captain.
He's the captain of the basketball team of the badminton league.
This is a good match.
It's possible that Subu will lose here.
This is a good place for a match.
All right, go!
All right, Subu...
I think he got up.
Subu, what do you think?
He just passed it.
Did he pass it?
It's a little hard for him now.
He just passed it.
I think he just passed it.
Replay.
I think he just passed it.
Replay.
Which one?
He's good at playing basketball.
Which one?
He just passed it, but he still lost.
Subu wins!
This is Subu's victory.
Subu wins!
He won!
He's a great dancer.
He's a cool dancer.
Bravo! Bravo!
He is so excited!
I'm so happy!
He's got an amazing sense of rhythm.
I'm so happy!
He became a starter.
I didn't know women's sumo were so strong.
So, Abyss Masters 1.5 won.
They are strong.
They were strong.
They are amazing and interesting.
Akatsu.
Akatsu, what are you doing?
Akatsu!
Akatsu?
Akatsu is fighting, isn't he?
What did you do?
Akatsu is not fighting, is he?
What did you do?
He is screaming.
That is sumo wrestling, isn't it?
- Are you talking about Kikkawa-san? - Kikkawa - san?
- No, Kannazuki-san. - Kannazuki-san?
- Kannazuki-san. - Kannazuki-san?
- Kikkawa-san? - Kikkawa-san?
Oh, man...
- It's already past 1 a.m. - Are you sleepy?
I used up all of my energy with Monica at the beginning of the show.
- That's too soon. - I didn't think it would be Kikkawa-san three times.
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. - I'm sorry.
Let's ask Yanagiba-san. Yanagiba-san?
I hope a lot of people watch this fight.
- Thank you. - It's already past 1 a.m.
- Let's go. - Let's go, Abashimo-san.
This kind of fight is great.
- The first one, Shiraisu-san... - Yes?
She's too strong.
- She's really strong. - She's really strong.
She's really strong.
- Ucchari? - Yes?
Wow! You're amazing!
- She's really strong. - She's really strong.
- Are you ready for the next one? - Yes, we are.
- Oh, she's still getting ready for it. - Yes.
The next one is...
B-chan All-Stars vs. Platinum Gundan.
- I hope Platinum Gundan will do their best. - I hope Platinum Gundan will win.
On B-channel...
- Kuramoto-ji is strong in lower body. - Yes, she has a strong buttocks.
That's why I think she's really strong.
She's in a good posture in front of you.
- She's standing far away. - She's in a good posture.
- Yes, she has a low center of gravity.
- Her legs... - It says "side-eyes".
- Side-eyes! - Her thighs are thick.
It's good.
- He looks heavy. - Does he have a side profile?
A side profile, huh? He looks strong.
How about Sugashima?
- He's thin. - Yeah, he's thin.
- But Tejima... - Oh, there's Tejima.
Tejima is old, too.
Is Tejima your target?
- Yes, he is. - That's right.
But didn't Jim-san also do martial arts?
I do judo and karate.
- What? - Judo and karate.
- Judo and karate! - That's amazing!
- And maybe he's good at judo, too. - He can throw.
He can throw.
Let's look forward to it.
- He's doing it. - He's strong.
- He's amazing.
- His center of gravity is high. - Oh, Amika.
- Amika's center of gravity is high.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- He's a kickboxer. - Amika, does that mean you can do kickboxing, too?
- Yeah, but he's thin. - Yeah, he's thin.
- If he had a kick, he might be strong. - But he's thin.
- He's a little... - But if you have good motor nerves, you can do it.
- Yeah, but if you're a featured all-stars, you might be a little fat. - You might be fat.
- You might be big. - What are you going to do?
He keeps his center of gravity low and somehow...
- Oh, he's fighting! - He's fighting!
- He's good at that.
- Anpika is good at that. - He's light, he's light.
He's got power, but Anpika is good.
But his nickname is "Yokozuna" too.
Because he's got power.
He's calm, though.
- His face is Yokozuna. - Look at his face.
- Wow! - It looks like Santa Claus.
- He's Yokozuna! - Awful face!
His face hasn't changed at all.
- Yokozuna's face! - Show them Yokozuna's face.
- Yokozuna's face! - Show them the face!
His face doesn't change at all!
Oh, if you come this far, you're already...
Now, one more breath!
Side profile! If you don't fight back, you'll fall!
Side profile... Side profile's face...
- Side profile really has no emotion! - Side profile is about to fall!
Really... Side profile... Side profile...
- Is this okay? How is it? - It's still okay! It's still okay!
His body is still standing!
- It's still okay! It's still okay! - It's still okay!
- It looks like you can do it! - His body is still standing!
- It looks like you can do it! - It's still okay! It's still okay!
- Huh? - Drop it! Drop it!
- Is it over? - Drop it! Drop it!
- Yokozuna's face is... - What's wrong?
Get off. Get off.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- She was in a hurry for a moment.
She was in a hurry for a moment when she put out her hand.
- Are you sad? - Are you sad?
Are you sad?
It's true that you had no expression on your face.
- It was like that. - It's been a while since you had an expression like that.
- What's wrong? Are you crying? - What is that strange way of Akatsu's doing?
- I think it's a bit... - I think you bumped into her.
- A little bit.
- Did Akatsu hide it? - Yes.
- Akatsu's hiding method was kind. - Akatsu is kind.
- Yes, he's kind. - He put out his hand like this.
- He's sincere. - I thought, "Does your mouth smell?"
- Yes, you can smell it by yourself. - "Does my mouth smell?"
- He's sincere. - It's to make you aware of it, right?
- It was a kind hand like that. - Here it comes.
- Yes, Akatsu's hand. - It's totally fine.
- Here it comes! - Isn't he God of Dodgeball?
- Looking at him like that, I think he's got good driving skills. - He does have good driving skills.
It's not dirty.
- It's not dirty. - It's not dirty.
It's not dirty. He's God of Dodgeball.
- It's not dirty. - Put your hands up!
Ready, action!
- He stopped! - He's really God of Dodgeball!
- Wow! - He's fast!
- He's got good driving skills! - He does!
- He's strong! - He's got power!
- He's got that kind of driving skills. - He's good!
- He's getting up. - He is.
Thank you for watching until the end. I love you😍
Oh, are you okay? You look a little weak.
You look like you're having fun.
Your personality is a little weak.
Are you okay?
How about you two?
I can't stand this kind of thing.
This kind of thing, right?
I don't like this kind of thing.
It's not funny at all, is it?
It's cool!
Please don't do that!
Everyone!
They're doing it for real.
This is a real match.
Put your hands together!
Really!
Get ready!
Up!
She's lifting it up!
Isn't she amazing?
Is she doing something?
Is she lifting it up for him?
She's funny!
She's full of energy!
I don't want to see that.
What's wrong?
She's kind now.
She's kind, isn't she?
She's kind now.
Should we move her boobs?
Move her boobs.
Let's hide her boobs.
Let's put in a good one.
She's kind now.
How kind of her!
She's kind now.
How kind of her!
I like that about her.
She's lifted it up!
What will you do?
Will you stand up again?
Wow!
You lost the timing!
You were trying!
It's frustrating.
It was a good fight, though.
Kinkuru-chan!
You love sumo, don't you?
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
She's crying.
You love it when girls and boys fight together, don't you?
You love it, don't you?
This person is fairly strong.
Okichan, will you do it for them?
Okichan, you look like Spiderman!
Show me your fingers!
How is it?
Chen, what are you going to do?
You have to knock her down little by little.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Chen won!
What a fight!
It's a woman's fight!
It's really a woman's fight, isn't it?
Take a turn.
What are you going to do?
Wow!
Great!
She's good!
What did you say?
She's good!
She knows how to fight back!
She took advantage of the moment and...
She's good!
Isamatsu-san has some skills.
Isamatsu-san, do you have any experience?
Anything?
I don't have any information about Isamatsu-san.
Not at all.
Did Isamatsu-san do anything?
His lower body is strong, isn't it?
The sun is setting...
What did you get?
Ah!
He got a clamochi!
He got it!
A butt!
That's a strong one!
A butt! A butt!
They're training each other to keep their butts in place, aren't they?
Their lower bodies...
What's he going to do?
He's got a start from here!
That's right! He's got a start from here!
But up to this point, he's just letting them do it!
Is he going to use his power?
Ah! He's got his foot on it!
Ah! Give it back! Is he okay?
Can he do it?
He's good from here!
He's got his foot on it!
He's taking it away!
What's he going to do?
Look at Hiramoto's face!
His eyes! His eyes!
He's good at using his foot!
Look! He's going over there!
He's got his foot on it!
Ah! His foot fell off!
He's kicking it! He's kicking it!
Ah! That's right! His foot fell off!
What's he going to do?
His foot just fell off!
Ah! His foot just fell off!
His foot just fell off!
What's he going to do?
It's okay! It's okay!
Is it okay because Akatsu didn't see it?
It's okay because Akatsu didn't see it?
His foot just fell off!
What happens when your foot falls off?
You lose?
My whole body has to fall off!
Ah! Your whole body has to fall off!
Then kick it!
My whole body has to fall off!
Okay!
There must be a reason for that!
It's like lotion.
Okay, one more time!
Kick it!
What are you doing?
Red monster!
Run!
Go for it, Karamori!
How many people are there now?
It's a good match.
He's so cool!
I'm a little scared of Kuramochi's face.
Is Kuramochi the champion?
He's a human, isn't he?
He's so cool.
Two more people.
It's getting a little hot in here, so let's take a break.
Jeter and Judo!
Jeter is a fighter.
Karate, Judo and Shodan are strong in this way.
People who can do Judo know that.
They know how to attract people.
Get ready!
Jeter! Jeter!
They're all so strong!
It looks like they're winning.
They're so calm.
Look at them.
Their faces are so cool.
Jeter's eyes!
They're all so cool.
Jeter! Jeter!
It's hot.
I'll do it.
He is good.
But he is heavy.
Look at his face.
Wow! Which one?
No way!
With his weight!
No way!
He's tough.
He's cool!
With his weight!
Wow!
Oh, Taisho!
Taisho is here!
Go, Tejima!
You're almost there, Tejima!
Taisho and Shiri are fighting.
With his hand!
Take it!
No way!
Your feet are red.
He's running.
He's fighting a woman.
No way!
Wow!
Don't give up!
Hang in there!
You can do it!
Wow!
I'm so proud of you!
I haven't seen you like this lately.
I'm so proud of you!
I haven't seen you like this lately.
I'm so proud of you!
Hang in there!
Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
Punch! Punch! Punch!
It's not over yet.
Oh...
I'm tired...
Let's start over!
I'm tired!
You don't have any stamina left!
You can do it! You can do it!
Can you win?
Let's go!
Oh, she's good.
She's closing in on her opponent.
She's a good girl.
Oh, she's tired.
She's exhausted.
You can do it! Both of you can do it!
You can do it!
Oh, no!
She's trying so hard not to collapse.
She's good.
Sarah, you're doing great.
You did it! Great!
Yes, it's a victory for P-chan and All-stars!
Oh, Tejima is crying!
Tejima is crying! Show us your face!
Tejima-san! Show us your face!
Show us your crying face!
Oh, he's out of breath.
That's upsetting.
Tejima-san, you look beautiful.
Do you want to give him points?
2 points for Tejima-san.
2 points!
It was like a play.
2 points for Tejima-san.
It was surprisingly low.
Yes, I didn't think it would be this low.
I thought it would be 5 or 10, but it was actually 2 points.
Tejima-san, how do you feel?
You did your best, but you lost.
I'm upset.
You're upset?
I'm not losing at all right now.
I wanted to make up for it here.
I didn't want to lose, but I did.
I want to do it again.
You want to do it again?
I'm frustrated.
You want to do it again?
You were so frustrated.
It was a nice game.
Everyone was crying. It was a good match.
Is there a final after this?
It's a little...
It was a good match.
I'd like to ask the next person what they thought of it.
Let's ask the next person.
The next person is nervous.
How was the match?
Kuranotsu-san, you're amazing.
What's amazing is that you showed your butt properly in every match.
Thank you very much.
I knew it.
You're showing off your butt.
To put it bluntly, you're awesome.
Thank you very much.
It's like a rainbow in the middle of the night.
Kuranotsu-san, it was a nice match, wasn't it?
Kuranotsu-san, you got points, too.
Kuranotsu-san got...
Kuranotsu-san got... 10 points!
Thank you very much!
It was really fun.
I did my best.
It's weird, isn't it?
What?
Yes, yes, yes.
Why?
MCs and judges...
Can you see Platinum Gundam?
We can see it!
This isn't good, is it?
No one is cheering for Platinum Gundam.
We don't even get extra points.
We've been cheering for you.
Please change seats!
Change seats!
Excuse me, we need to do a panel or something, but it's going to take some time, so please excuse us.
We can't do that.
It's a little far, but we're watching you, right?
We're watching you.
We can't hear you very well!
If you don't work hard and get good grades, we'll get excited, but you won't win any competitions.
You haven't won a single one yet, have you?
Please win!
I'm sorry.
Please say it after you win.
Kejima-san said "gata-gata", so you get minus one point!
We did it!
We got minus one point!
It's not just one point.
We can't do this anymore, can we?
Yes.
Don't complain and keep going!
We're exhausted!
Yes, so we'd like to move on to the finals.
The final match will be EBISU MASUKATSU 1.5 vs. P-chan ALL-STARS.
Go for it!
It's a little advantageous for MASUKATSU, who has saved their energy now.
P-chan is a little...
Actually, only two MASUKATSU have come out yet.
It's still 3, 4, 5.
Is there a strategy to change the order?
Can you do that?
You can do that.
You don't have to change the order at all.
After all, people who are tired are a little...
P-chan's team is also...
KURAMOSU-san.
Yes, it's...
No, it's...
It's not that hard.
My soles slip like this.
My shoes...
No, this much...
- He looks relieved. - Yes, he does.
- His aim is... - Yes, it is.
- He's tired, so he's enjoying it. - Yes, he is.
The final match will be after the commercial!
So, it's finally the final match!
- Has the strategy changed? - Oh, Yokozuna!
- Has it come back? - And Yumekana!
- Oh, Yumekana! - Yumekana is really good at this!
- Yumekana is... Oh! Her hip line is lovely and cute!
- Clear! - Clear!
- Oh, Yumekana! - Oh, so strong!
- Yumekana is so cute! - Oh, Yumekana is...
- Oh, so cute! - So strong!
- Oh, the commercial! - Strong!
- Strong!
- She gave up! - She's strong!
- The competitors, the mascots, they're all strong!
- Yumekana is so strong! - She's strong!
That's a big rock.
That primitive...
Wow!
It's frustrating.
What's wrong?
Wow!
It's a stone.
Wow!
Here it comes! The dodgeball showdown!
Oki is strong, too.
She's really strong.
She's strong.
She's scary.
They're both low-centered.
Get ready!
Ready!
Go!
Watch out! Watch out!
What's going on? It seems like they can't hear us at all.
Please don't pull the T-shirt.
It's dangerous. There's a polo shirt.
Be careful of the polo shirt.
I think they'll be careful of the polo shirt.
Get ready! Ready! Go!
It's hard to do it like this.
Watch out! Watch out!
Wow!
It's hard to do it like this.
Both of you, do your best!
What will you do?
Wow!
What will you do?
It's hard to do it like this.
Both of you, do your best!
Both of you!
I think I'm going home now.
I'm tired and I'm going home.
What should she do?
She's losing her strength.
Stop!
Stand up!
Is she going to start over?
Oh my god!
I want to do it.
She's exhausted.
Imakana-chan.
She's exhausted with the T-shirt.
Imakana-chan, you can do it!
You're exhausted.
When you're exhausted,
it can be dangerous.
Suimu, give her a hand.
I don't want to lose.
I want them both to win.
They're serious.
They're so serious.
Kinkuro-chan is walking around.
She's walking around.
Stand up!
Nagata!
She stood up.
She stood up for a second.
She stood up.
She stood up for a second.
She's a great player.
She's a good player.
She's invincible.
Missy Muscat!
Here she comes!
Fujiwara!
Fujiwara, you can do it!
She looks so serious.
Yeah, Muscats are ugly.
I hope you all do your best.
Put your hands together...
and shout!
Muscat!
You can do it!
Wow, it's hot!
Wow, amazing!
Wow!
Fujiwara!
Please don't pull the T-shirt.
But the weight is a little...
Fujiwara's is a little small.
So...
Wow!
Fujiwara!
Wuxata!
I think she might have lost some of her stamina.
I think she has no choice
but to fight.
She just can't back down.
Oh, he can't do it.
He can't do it.
Did he drop it?
Is there a recovery?
Oh, his knee is in.
His knee is in.
Is there a recovery?
Wow!
It is a recovery!
Oh! The knee has entered!
Wow!
Please stand up!
The knee has entered!
Are you okay?
Nice work!
She is doing her best!
You should stand up!
You should stand up and compete!
Next!
You should stand up and compete!
Get ready to kick!
It didn't work!
Wow!
It is a recovery!
Wow!
It is a recovery!
She is strong!
It didn't work!
Wow!
It didn't work!
What should we do?
It didn't work!
It's spinning!
Fujiwara!
Fujiwara is amazing!
No, Oki-chan is amazing!
Oki-chan's points!
Oki-chan, how many points?
Oki-chan, 10 points!
Oki-chan scored 10 points!
Oki-chan did her best!
It's a nice fight, really!
It's a nice fight!
Oki-chan is wonderful!
Oki-chan did her best!
Oki-chan, do your best!
Oki-chan, you scored 10 points!
That's amazing!
But...
Asuka isn't here!
She's not here!
And Chiraissa isn't here, either!
They're all not here!
Fujiwara is tired, too...
Can she do it?
She is doing it.
She did it!
You did it!
She is great!
She's good, isn't she?
She did her best until the end.
Hyper Piper?
Hyper Piper.
Oh, Taisho?
She's tall, so it looks like she's about to fall.
Oh, that's true.
Osuma is tall, so it's hard for her to fall.
It's hard for her to fall.
Put your hands together.
Ready, go!
Piper!
Wow!
Piper!
Piper is good, isn't she?
Wow, that's amazing!
Piper!
Is she okay?
Piper looks good.
It's dangerous!
Stop it!
He's trying to get Matsu.
He's strong! What is he doing?
He's doing something with his legs.
Matsu wants him so much, but he can't.
He's strong!
He's being pushed back.
What's going on?
His legs are long!
What's he going to do?
Is he going to get closer?
It's going to be tough from here.
From here?
From here.
Can he do it?
Is he moving?
He's pushing him!
Is he going to get closer?
He's pushing him!
This is tough.
If Matsu takes a break...
If he gives a push back...
Will he get closer?
Will he move?
Oh, I see.
She's good.
She's really good at fighting.
I'll do it.
What should I do?
Oh, this is hard.
It's painful.
It's better to lose.
That's right.
If he gives up now, he will lose.
Oh, Matsuoka is good!
Matsuoka is dead!
Matsuoka!
Oh, damn it!
The start of the revenge.
The turn is getting harder.
I'm glad it's not Hyper Piper.
Is it Hyper Piper?
Matsuoka is also dead!
Oh, be careful!
Oh, it's coming!
Oh, my God!
What's going on?
I'm getting tired!
It's a restart.
Is it over?
The match is over!
I'm tired of watching it.
This is definitely not it.
It's a nice game!
Oh, my God!
I have to drink water, too.
Oh, my God!
I haven't taken off my pants yet, but I'm thirsty.
I'm so tired.
It's a nice game!
It's a great match!
Oh, my God!
Now, both of you, put your hands together!
Good luck, both of you!
Get ready!
Pride of women!
Will it be a quick win?
You can't win!
Wow, it's dangerous! What should they do?
This is their last chance!
It's amazing how they're fighting!
They're going for it!
It's painful!
What should they do?
Look at Kikyo-chan!
Kikyo-chan, what are you doing?
Kikyo-chan, why are you fighting?
Kikyo-chan, I like you.
I'll keep watching you for a month.
Kimura-chan.
Are you watching me again?
You're watching me again.
She's been watching me for a while.
She's watching me from the bad side of my eye.
It's not good.
Come on! Come on!
Come on, both of you!
Wow, what a fight!
Come on! Come on!
Oh, it's falling!
It's too hard!
Really! Either way!
He's looking down again!
Let's sit down.
Sit down!
I want to sit down, too.
Me, too.
I want to sit down, too.
I'm a little tired.
It's like...
In the water...
Next time...
Yeah...
It won't be decided if it's me.
In the next game...
I wonder if they're standing.
Do you want me to wear normal sumo clothes?
Yeah.
These two...
Since we're lying down...
Because we're the same height...
We don't have the strength to push you off.
Let's fight standing up.
In standing sumo.
If you get up, you lose.
And if you fall, you lose.
These two...
Yeah, this is...
We're going by the rules of sumo here, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just here.
It's impossible for you to lose once you fall, right?
It's impossible.
Right?
I'm exhausted.
Now, let's go into the game for now.
Well, it's getting heated up here, but it's not like we can decide it.
Yes.
Let's just do a normal sumo.
Just this part, right?
As for this group, yes.
Yes.
I think they have a limit on their stamina.
Yes.
Both teams, put your hands together.
Let's go!
Get ready!
Get up!
Wow!
There it is! There it is! There it is!
Wow!
That's great!
That's amazing!
Wow!
I'm so frustrated!
It's been so long since we fought like that.
It's not good to lose in a war.
I'm happy, but I'm frustrated that we lost.
It's a battle! It's a battle!
All of you are amazing!
We won!
Thank you!
You did your best!
She's crying.
You did your best!
I'm so happy!
You did a good job!
It was a nice match!
You won!
On P Channel.
Yes!
You won!
Are you using a Hyper Piper?
A Hyper Piper?
Yes!
I'm glad you used a Piper, but there were a few dangerous cuts.
You didn't use a Piper, did you?
I'm relieved you used a Piper.
I'm relieved you used a Piper, did you?
But...
Are you okay?
You're the worst.
You won well, but you won this match.
How many people are left now?
Three?
Two?
Two left.
Two left!
You did it!
You won!
You're very healthy and good.
You won!
Thank you.
Keep it up!
Hang in there!
He's tired!
No!
You know what's going on, right?
They exchanged their positions, but it looked like a pipe. Which one is red?
Chihomi!
Yeah!
Go ahead, pipe.
Go ahead and go.
Replay!
It looked like a pipe dropped it...
Oh, my...
But his leg...
He had a leg left in the end of the match.
A torso...
What does that mean?
Even if it's a torso, we have to raise it in either case!
So, I think it's a torso!
So what?
We raised it in either case, but we have to raise it in the torso!
So what?
So, we have to retake it?
We have to retake it!
Yes, we have to retake it!
A torso is something you have to raise!
We have to raise it!
Chihomi!
Go ahead!
A torso is something you have to raise!
I'm tired!
A hyper pipe is not physical strength!
Put your hands together!
Go ahead and clap!
Robots!
Oh! It's stuck!
It slipped!
That's right.
The legs slipped.
This is a little...
Oh, I won!
I won!
Oh, when she says she won, it just means it, right?
It means it.
I wonder if it's really famous.
I wonder if it is.
I feel so nervous.
Put your hands together and say ' idea!
What do you think?!
Wow!
He's holding on! He's holding on!
That's awesome! He just held on!
He's out of breath! He's out of breath!
His legs are cut!
His legs are cut, but he's still going!
He's got a lot of energy!
Wow! He's got a lot of energy!
Wow!
He's got a lot of energy!
That's awesome!
Isn't that like a judo object?
Please change it for a new one!
That's amazing!
In the meantime, I'd like to talk to Mr. Lightfoot.
Well...
Mr. Lightfoot is out of breath, so...
Mr. Lightfoot!
I'm exhausted.
I have a headache and I took off my wig.
I've had a lot of matches in a row.
I'm exhausted and I have a headache.
Is it hard to wear a wig at 2 AM?
It's hard!
It's tight!
It makes me sick, too.
It's hot in the ring.
But you're wearing a wig, Mr. Lightfoot.
I can't take it off anymore.
You can't take it off?
I'm tired and I can't take it off.
I'm tired.
He's got energy!
He's got energy! He's got energy!
He's got energy!
Wow!
They were in a moment of opportunity!
Wow!
Hyper Piper is strong!
Hyper Piper is strong, too!
This is an advantage, isn't it?
What do you think of this match?
It's amazing to win with four people!
To be honest, I thought that Peacher All-Stars had an advantage.
However, I thought that the potential of a few people, or at least three people, would come from there.
It's amazing that you stopped it here!
It's amazing!
You stopped it one or two people, didn't you?
We stopped it!
It's a tradition, isn't it?
It's amazing!
What do you think of this match?
It was wonderful!
You've been doing this for a long time, haven't you?
But we can see it!
We can see it!
Mitsuda was cheering for you with a loud voice!
Both of you, do your best!
Everyone, do your best!
The last one who did his best, Hyper Piper...
Do you have any points?
What should we do?
Hyper Piper, you did your best, didn't you?
That's right!
Can I give you 10 points?
Then, it's 10 points!
10 points!
Hyper Piper!
It was wonderful, Hyper Piper!
It was wonderful!
It was really wonderful!
It was amazing!
Other than winning points, it's 10 points!
I did it! I did it!
The winning points are 30 points, so it's 40 points for P-chan All-Star.
Yes, so it was P-chan All-Star who won.
This is a commercial for now.
In the commercial, it's the final competition, team competition, serious relay finals!
The nightly big sports festival full of evil spirits that started at 9pm also became the final competition.
The last one is team competition, serious relay finals!
So this is the All-Las.
This is the last one.
This is going to be exciting.
Serious competition is exciting.
Serious is...
You don't need a weird laugh, do you?
We don't need it.
We're having fun because you're laughing.
I don't think serious is enough.
I'm sorry, representative.
It's nothing.
You've been doing the same impersonations for a while now.
Don't you want to do a different one soon?
Can I do it?
Not at all.
You can write a completely different one next time.
I see.
To be honest, do you still have anything you want to say in the comments?
I do.
Everyone, thank you for your patience.
The finals will be held soon.
That's about it.
This is it.
I've been waiting for it.
We did it at the end of the first half, but this relay is for 15 people.
The last runner will go around the track twice.
How many people were in the relay at the end of "right reaction" earlier?
That was eight people.
It's about double.
This time it's 15 people.
The last one will go around the track 200 meters.
What are the scores?
This relay, 50 points for the first team.
And 30 points for the second team.
10 points for the third team and 0 points for the fourth team.
So far...
What are the scores now?
There is a lot of information about the difference in points.
The difference in points...
If you go to the top, you have a chance of winning.
That's right.
And there are only 20 minutes left in the broadcast.
Oh, it's the last race.
It's a live broadcast, but there are only 20 minutes left.
I'm looking forward to seeing which team will win these points.
I'm looking forward to it.
So...
Will you go last?
Yes.
Can I go now?
Yes, please.
Can I go with this tension?
Mr. Takada, Mr. Takada...
Mr. Takada, are you okay?
I'll go around.
Please go.
Thank you very much.
Now, each team's relay representative will stand by, please.
This million yen is right in front of you.
This is the last strength to run.
Well, of course, everyone, that's right, it costs a million yen.
That's right, it's money, it's money.
The million yen will be decided here.
Because I think it's about 15 people and it's a million yen,
If you put in 60,000 yen, it's quite a good amount of money.
It's a really happy amount of money.
Everyone's hair is black and white.
I don't know the score, but so far I feel like the mascot is strong.
That's right, I thought it would be first place in a flash,
It's really close, and with this last relay, it may turn around.
Everyone, if you raise various points on your own, it will eventually become a draw.
It's a draw.
That's right.
Breasts, breasts, it looks like it's going to come out.
It will shake when you run.
The breasts are soft.
There is no time.
Please hurry.
There is no time.
Now, first runners, please gather in the starting line once.
Let's decide the course, let's decide the course, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Yes, there is no time, so I will go right away.
Let's start with rock.
Let's go in.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a draw, right?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Three.
Yes, then please take turns.
As you saw earlier, the first runner was important.
Also, the pass of the baton and your feet may slip and fall down, so please be careful of that.
Also, be careful not to slip.
The floor is getting slippery, so everyone, please be careful.
Wipe it with a towel soaked in shoes and then run.
Also, the pass of the baton in the relay zone.
To some extent, I'm looking at it in bulk for now, but please don't rub it too much.
Please don't rub it too much. Please do it up to this point.
Please do it once in the relay zone.
Lastly, please wipe the floor one more time.
Staff, please wipe the floor one more time.
When you step out, wipe it here and come out.
As you saw earlier, it's dangerous, so please be careful of it yourself.
Everyone, wipe the back of your feet.
Please be careful.
This is the last one, so...
Oh, wow.
Kinkoro-chan is talking to me all the time.
Also, please be careful of Kinkoro-chan.
Kinkoro-chan is the last one, so she'll be licked in the middle of talking.
That's right, white powder is...
Just seeing Kinkoro-chan walking around gives you white powder all over you, doesn't it?
That's right.
Kinkoro-chan is lined up like a relay racer over there.
Kinkoro-chan, please don't enter the course!
Kinkoro-chan, you can't touch it!
I'll say it again!
Kinkoro-chan, please don't enter the course!
Why is Kinkoro-chan there?
Well, it's important that she's there.
Kinkoro-chan, please stay still over there.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
First course!
Here we go!
Are you ready?
First course!
Ebisu Muscats 1.5!
It's summer!
Second course!
Kamen Joshi!
Mission!
Third course!
Platinum Gundam!
Aoyama!
Anmika-san!
Fourth course!
P-chan All-Stars!
HOSHI-chan!
Good luck, everyone!
Good luck!
This is the last one, whether you cry or laugh.
Here we go!
Ready, start!
It's over!
That's fast!
It's fast!
Everyone, start from the center of the out course!
Wow!
So fast!
Wow! So fast!
Wow!
Oh, no!
Kojima-san is late!
So fast!
Are you all right?
The gap is widening!
Wow!
Be careful!
Be careful, everyone!
Be careful!
Buscats are so fast!
So fast!
Ah, they're going to be knocked out!
Buscats are always working hard and getting knocked out!
So fast!
Buscats are so fast!
So fast!
Do your best until the end!
Everyone's batting is good!
Will it change?
Hey!
Will it change?
Ah, Kamen Rider Jushi is missing!
Do your best! Do your best!
Oh, the batting!
Batting is really bad!
Do your best!
Platinum, do your best!
It changed! It changed!
Now...
Five people left!
It's a little late for the game to end!
It's too late!
Kurosawa!
Go! Go! Go!
No! No! No!
I like it! I like it!
Platinum moves so quickly.
Go away!
So fast!
So fast, even with glasses on!
Ichikawa-san is so fast!
Oh, he reached the end!
- Platinum, get out of the way! - Platinum, go away!
- The boys are so quick. - Is it over?
- Is it over?
Yoshiu!
Yoshiu has it!
Yoshiu!
Yoshiu has it!
Yoshiu!
Yoshiu's leg is sliding!
His leg is sliding!
No way!
Wow! Fast!
Not yet.
Wait, Platinum!
Platinum is still running!
We are not finished yet!
Goal by Platinum is running!
It is a goal by Platinum!
Goal by Platinum!
So, the first place is the Masked Girls!
It's a big turnaround!
It was amazing!
It's an unimaginable development!
We don't know who will win at the last point!
That's right!
I'm tired!
After all, 15 people ran and the drama was born!
I was impressed!
I'm impressed!
I thought it would be an advantage for Masked Girls!
B-channel also did their best!
We did our best!
Masked Girls also ran!
I think Platinum was the only one behind!
Platinum was the last one!
I'm sorry for Platinum!
It was amazing!
It was a great race!
I'm sorry!
I'm glad I was born at the last!
The anchor was fast at the last.
The two-boot fell down.
Two-boot fell down at the last.
It's not a two-boot. It's white.
It's not white.
One fell down.
One guest fell down.
It's dangerous.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Kin-chan is sleepy.
His legs are broken.
The legs of the table are broken.
What are you doing?
It's almost 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
A lot of things are coming to my mind.
Kuro-chan is worried about you.
Thank you.
I don't know who will win.
I'm sorry for saying that.
After this is the opening ceremony.
- Is it started? - Yes, it is.
Finally, the closing ceremony.
We finished it in a hurry.
- During the commercial. - I see.
- It was close. - It was close.
Who will be the winner?
- Miyazaki-san just... - Yes, we finished it.
- We finished it. - I'm sorry.
- You really did it, didn't you? - Yes.
- We did it. - We calculated it desperately.
- We finished it. - Yes.
Well, what will you do? Will you announce it?
Can we announce it now?
- How about the time? - How about it?
- It's this late. - Four minutes left.
- Four minutes left.
Can we announce it now?
- Well... - OK.
- Well, then...
- Yes. - Let's announce the ranking.
- Yes. - Well...
- Platinum Gundam... - Yes.
36 points.
- Low. - Low.
Six hours. Six hours and 35 points.
- 36 points. - We finished it with 35 points.
- Huh? - We finished it with 35 points.
- Only one point went in. - Oh, only one point went in.
- Oh, that's right.
- 36 points. - Yes.
- Let me continue. - 36 points.
P-chan All-Stars...
251 points.
- It doesn't move. - It doesn't move at all.
- She said it doesn't move. - She said it's 25.
- 251 points. - What?
- 251. - Wow.
- 251. - 251 points.
- It's a big difference. - Platinum Gundam...
But P-chan All-Stars' 251 points is amazing.
- It's amazing. - It's amazing.
We don't know the order yet.
- We don't know who will win. - I see.
- Yes. - Let's continue.
Yes. Kamen Joshi...
Kamen Joshi...
186 points.
Oh, P-chan is in the lead for now!
Ebisu Muscats are losing in the end with a relay race.
I'm not sure about that.
Now, let's see the score of Ebisu Muscats.
Yes! Ebisu Muscats...
1.5...
200!
68 points!
And so...
The winner of the relay race is...
Ebisu Muscats!
Congratulations!
Now, over here!
Congratulations!
Muscats!
They ran away!
Well, they were definitely strong!
Well, I really thought they would lose, but...
They were surprisingly close!
Now, let's see the winner!
Yes!
Oh!
The winner is...
Ebisu Muscats!
Congratulations!
That was wonderful!
Now, and...
Everyone has been waiting for this.
The prize you all want the most...
That is...
One million yen!
Yes!
The prize is from this person!
From...
Muscats!
Ebisu Muscats!
That means...
Ebisu Muscats will reach one million yen in 2 hours and 50 minutes!
Congratulations!
We did it!
Muscats!
There are a lot of people who haven't won anything yet.
Now, shall we announce the MVP?
Today's MVP is...
The MVP is...
B-chan of B-chan All-Stars...
Yoshino Shihomi-chan!
Congratulations!
That was wonderful, Shihomi!
Hyper Piper too!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank goodness!
Thank you!
B-channel will end in June!
B-channel...
B-channel of AMIWA-tv...
It airs Saturday nights from 2 to 4!
We'll do our best until June, so please watch it!
Everyone, thank you so much!
Thank you!
Muscats!
Shall we do it again in the fall?
Let's do it again in the fall!
Here, what is the keyword of the silver egg?
Kuro-chan...
Can't close it.