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Mascots! Yokocho!
This is the day of the final episode of the show.
Once again, the mascots are gathered in private clothes after the show.
While they are concerned about the yellow hoodie of the month,
Oniya Honey told them about this project.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please close it.
As usual.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's almost done.
Thank you for your hard work.
This is business contact.
Mascots! Yokocho!
Tonight is the last episode.
Some of you may know it.
Yes, I have a reaction.
I have a reaction.
I'm sure you've seen it.
Today is the last episode.
Lastly, we have one request for you.
What is it?
Lastly, we want you to...
We want you to make us laugh.
Everyone is laughing hard.
I want to laugh.
So, tonight's final episode is...
It's not over until the show is over.
It's the last episode.
Muscats are the number one unit for making people laugh.
They will close the curtain in history of 7 years with smiles.
She said I should go.
Why?
I wasn't asking for it.
You did it for 7 years, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't do it today.
You can do it today.
You may go now.
Go, go, go.
Let's go, Yuma-chan.
Yuma-chan, let's go.
Yuma-chan, you can do it.
This is the last one.
You can do it.
This is the last one.
Even PTA can't end without laughing.
Let's do it.
If you can do it,
you can go to the launch event.
You can do it.
If you pass it, we will give you a flyer.
We will give you a flyer.
It's not like a ticket anymore.
You can pass it.
You can pass it and go to the launch event.
Who will go first?
It's better to go first.
First,
the oldest, Mihiro.
Muscats.
Let's go.
Hey Miyata, come here! Hurry up!
Akiya, come closer!
Yohgi, what are you doing? Don't be late!
Yohgi! Yohgi!
Yohgi is not here!
You are not my friend!
Passed!
Yohgi, you are watching us!
Yohgi, you are late!
Nice atmosphere!
As expected of the youngest member of DEMO-DORI!
Don't fight with the director anymore!
You look poor!
You don't have money!
Look! His hair is falling off!
He looks like Joe Chikuden!
You are amazing!
The voice is too strong compared to the musical "Lion King"
Dad!
Help me!
Fujiwara is poor!
Eat a lot of food!
What's wrong?
Well...
My feelings now...
Nope.
Wow! Yay!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Yay!
One more time!
Ishioka is excited with his overflowing stupidity.
Everyone is surprised at his rapid growth.
I'm not sure if Ishioka was good recently, but whenever I forgot to speak,
Ishioka is still excited.
I'm still excited.
It was fun.
I have something like that.
What is it?
I don't like this kind of exiles!
Oriorioriyo!
Yari yari yari ya!
Oriorioriyo!
Yay!
His voice sounds stupid.
He's strong when he's cornered!
Tamori and Tsutemi's facial expressions are great!
I'll sing.
Sing!
Magari kune tamura masakazu...
Hmm...
That's right...
The timing is...
Hmm...
That's good!
Yay!
He's good!
Mr. Koukubo's "Kawakami"!
The unfinished "Piero" story wasn't unfinished!
Here it is! "Shodai es Rio"!
That's what Michael Jackson wouldn't say.
Huh? "Point Mobile"?
As expected of "Miracle Girl" Rio!
Looking at Rio's back, the members have grown up!
Oh, Mako!
I didn't notice.
Um...
I thought it was "Spider Woman", but it's "Thumb Uncle".
"Thumb Uncle"!
At first, I was doing "Spider Woman", so...
"Spider Woman"?
Both of you said, "Oh, it's "Thumb Uncle".
Why did you say "Thumb Uncle" to "Spider Woman"!?
It's weird for me to say "Spider Woman".
It's not funny anymore, isn't it?
Let's watch it for now.
Let's watch "Spider Woman".
Wow!
It hurts my body.
The costume is...
Oh, "Thumb Uncle"!
What is it?
"Spider Woman"?
I don't know.
Not only her back figure, but also her body shape has been learned.
She's still growing!
Let's go.
Yes.
You're amazing again.
You're elegant today, too.
She's very...
happy...
and sick.
Oh, that's nice.
Spider Woman
Oh, "Spider Woman"?
"Spider Woman"?
OK.
That's good.
She's laughing at the rhythm.
Asuka has grown up a little in two years.
Asuka, do your best as a leader from now on, too!
Next, Minato went home to Bruce Lee and passed the exam wonderfully!
It's a little boring, but I'll do it.
Mitafuji imitates Seiji Ozawa and wins with a celebrity choice!
I don't have anything.
Let's go!
Can you give me something to sing?
Do you want me to sing for you?
I have a number.
I don't have anything.
I'll do my best with a manly face.
Oh, that's good.
A manly face!
I'll do my best with a manly face.
When I say, "Did you take money from your wallet?"
I'll wear it.
Then you turn around and make a manly face.
Okay.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Did you take money from my wallet?
What?
Seiji, it's natural.
You're amazing!
It's natural.
You're amazing!
You're cute!
You're funny!
He didn't make it up and passed in one go!
That's Aoi for you!
A manly face!
Here it is!
The first monster, Asami!
Inoki-san, I'll do it.
Inoki.
What will happen if I do it?
I have a number.
What is it?
My name is Michiru.
The good Monster.
Go.
Go, Okaru-san.
Thank you.
Come here, please!
What are you doing?
Here!
What are you doing?
I'm here.
That's enough.
Thank you.
It's fine.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
If you bite an important part,
you can no longer hold it in your mouth!
Oh, here it comes!
Shirai-san, Shirai-chan...
Mutoh, Rakuten, Iwakuma, Toshu.
Oh, Iwakuma!
You did it! Thank you so much!
Shidaishi answered many questions from the show with correct answers.
That's the Geta Company for you!
Thank you!
Kurosawa, do you know what it is?
She is very active today.
The title of the show is...
Words that Shizuka Kudou wouldn't say.
That's a good one.
Words that Shizuka Kudou wouldn't say.
Let's go get some gyoza.
That's not it.
It's something common.
It's "100%."
I know what it is.
It's good.
I want to eat fried chicken.
That's what you say most often.
I've never asked you that.
It's "100%."
Let's go get some okappa.
Kurosawa has always been sloppy.
But, in the end, she won with her persistence.
I'm going to do "What are you doing?" series.
That's a good one.
What is "series"?
You know what it is, right?
What am I doing right now?
Can you guess it?
Can you?
The answer is...
Joyman's impersonation.
That's what I thought at first.
The quality is good.
It's like a series.
You have to have a high quality.
You have to ask for it.
Usa-chan.
Usa-chan usually forgives you, so it's okay.
Wow!
Usa-chan.
Usa-chan, you did that.
Usa-chan's super simple one-shot game.
Surprisingly, the liver is sitting.
I wanted to go home, so I showed you my panties.
Momo-chan.
A hamster that keeps running without realizing that the car is not turning.
Wow!
Oh!
Wait, wait...
I'm in a mess...
Her nose hair...
Wow!
She has a good patience!
Giving up and changing the speed...
This is Ping Pong Girl Momonogi's ability!
- Yes, the whole thing. - And even more.
- And Chinese food. - And Chinese food!
There's meat, "chan-chan-chan-chan-chan-chan!"
Chan-chan-chan-chan-chan! Gum!
- Yohan-san! You'll be happy! - No...
No, don't.
No, stop!
No, please...
- No... - Yeah.
I see.
- In fact... - Yes?
Shakuzonesu Shiritori series.
What is it?
Shakuzonesu?
Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsumasaki.
Ki-ki-ki-ki-kikonsha.
Sha-sha-sha-sha-shakuzonesu.
That's it.
That's amazing.
One more time.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Nyo-nyo-nyo-nyo-nyomore.
Re-re-re-re-re-sha.
Sha-sha-sha-sha-shakuzonesu.
What is it?
Shakuzonesu?
Yes!
Passed with a rhythm story with dance lyrics!
A danceable launch!
Ten people left! Can they finish with a smile?
Oh, it's getting crazy here! Without the actor!
It's okay as long as it's not an orange!
That's right!
The other day, when we got on the plane during a typhoon,
the person next to me was about to spit it out while eating a meal!
Did you see it often?
Is it bread?
This is delicious!
I saw it!
I saw it too!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
I was saying it all of a sudden!
You're amazing!
I can't believe it!
Without realizing it, the topic has changed!
The idiot is proud of himself and passes!
Yumikana is the best!
Marilyn Monroe, who is very annoying, will say a very good word next year.
I'm always fine!
Thank you very much!
As expected of Crazy Yume Kana!
Even after the show is over, please stay crazy!
I'll drink up this sparkling water and sing all of Frog's songs!
Sounds good!
This is Frog's song.
"Without Gapping", right?
Yes, Frog's song.
It's like "I'll tell you everything about me".
Wow! You can do it in one go?
I'm not good at singing, you know.
Wow!
Can you do Frog's song?
Yes, I can.
Frog's song!
Wow!
Frog's song!
That Gapp is amazing!
Gapp's timing and rhythm are great!
Wow!
She always wears an elegant hairstyle.
With a perfect Gapp hairstyle, she won a great prize!
Here it is!
Yellow Tom Yum Goon!
Paripi!
Sound Beach!
I want to do it!
Sound Beach, please!
Sound Beach!
Yoshizawa's Gappiness has increased with his return!
But Gapp can be relied on!
Here you go!
Thank you!
I'll sing "Sole", "Ike", and "Anpanman" with all my strength!
Wow!
Hey!
"Sole", "Ike", and "Anpanman" with all my strength!
Next, I'll sing "Ichikawa Masami" with all my strength!
"Ichikawa Masami" with all my strength!
Kogawa is talented and serious about eroticism! I'll leave it to you, MC of the show!
"Ojisan", "Short Hope" and "Sankei Shimbun"
I'll sing "Charai Doraemon" with all my strength!
"Ojisan", "Short Hope" and "Sankei Shimbun"
Aoi is really a bomb girl! Do whatever you like!
The rest are "Kotesaki", "Uranaishi", "Obakyu", and "Handball"
Shall we pick a song?
Ichikawa
Do you want to do "otoboke" with all your might?
Look back once.
Ichikawa-san, did you take money from my wallet?
What?
I didn't know that.
You betrayed me, didn't you?
Unexpected "otoboke" face won the lottery.
Ichikawa is originally such "otoboke" girl.
Tatsumi also somehow passed "otoboke" face.
"otoboke" face was also kind of scary.
I want an answer.
You want an answer, don't you?
You tickled yourself and laughed a lot.
I tickled myself and laughed a lot.
You tickled yourself and laughed a lot.
Thank you very much.
You are amazing.
Tatsumi somehow passed "otoboke" face.
How will "fukui" "kotesaki" girl change next year?
Here it is.
The last one.
Let's go to the launch.
"Ebisumaskatzuyokocho" is provided by dmm.com.
Here we go!
- Please sing for us! - Last one!
- Me? - Yes.
- Sing "koume da iu" for me. - Yes, "koume da iu".
When I was heading to Shinjuku station on the train,
high school was in Harajuku.
Difference in school, damn it!
Here we go!
- It's over. - It's over.
- Ebisumaskatzuyoko. - It's over.
- Last one is "koume da iu". - Last one is "koume da iu".
- It's over. - Ebisumaskatzuyoko's seven years of history
ended with "kanzaki".
The show is over, but we're going to make sure of something.
- Ebisumaskatzuyoko is a professional band. - Yes, it is.
- We hope you'll continue to support us. - Please do.
We hope you'll continue to support us.
- Please do. - Please do.
See you again someday.
"Ebisumaskatzuyoko" was brought to you by dmm.com.
And now, it's time to say goodbye.
Everyone said goodbye to "maskatz".
It's still hot in Shodai Mountain, but we'll stand up and...
I don't know when we'll meet again,
but we'll do our best to make people think "maskatz has changed".
We'll do our best in other shows, too.
Please work with us in the future, too.
I fell in love with it, and now I'm happy to be back in "maskatz".
We'll do our best in the future, too!
We'll do our best! Let us do our best!
Let's not forget what we learned from Mr. Shodai.
We'll do our best as "EBISU MASKATZ 1.5" in the future, too.
Great!
We'll do our best in other shows, too.
Please trust us.
You can think of me as an older sister in the entertainment world.
Please talk to me.
She's like a parent.
She's great.
But sometimes I want to hug her.
She's like a parent, but it's complicated.
She's funny and I want to hug her.
She's the strongest woman.
There's no one who's funny and wants to hug her.
There's no such genre.
Please aim for it.
I have something good to say!
"ONEGAI MASKATZ" series started with Mr. Shodai as a leader in 2008.
In order to be sexy and funny in the new year,
the sexy army tried to surprise the public.
The second generation, "EBISU MASKATZ 1.5", changed its shape and continued to run.
During that time, each member encountered a variety of obstacles and overcame many difficulties while wondering and getting lost.
The show will end today, but "EBISU MASKATZ 1.5" is not over yet!
From now on, we will continue to run with all our might until we become sexy, correct and beautiful and stand in the amphitheater!
Everyone, these girls are stupid, clumsy, ugly and self-centered, but we will continue to support you!
Hurry up and gather at LOVE HOGAI on December 29th!
If you don't come here, you're not a man and you're not a woman!