AISubs v3.5
"Maskatsu" "Yokocho"
Daily, various customers visit the apparel shop.
No matter what customers come, you must not laugh.
That is the rule of apparel clerks.
Good morning.
Welcome.
Yes, well done.
We are going to open a shop now, but before that, I would like to introduce you.
Today, we have inspectors from headquarters.
They are Ms. Ijuni and Ms. Saotome.
I am Ijuni.
I am Saotome.
Nice to meet you.
It is like an apparel story.
I will show you how we work.
Please.
As usual.
It seems like it.
Before we open, I would like to warn you.
Don't be rude to customers.
Don't laugh at customers.
Please be careful.
Yes.
As a claim, we have received information that there are customers who laugh at customers who come out of the test room.
Yes.
It is true.
Customers who come out of the test room, please don't laugh at them.
From the test room...
They say funny things.
That's right.
Yes.
Don't laugh at customers who come out of the test room.
Don't say it like that.
We would like to work hard today as well.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please follow me to the test room.
Yes.
Test room, right?
Yes.
Actually, I was shopping with Zakiyama.
Zakiyama came out of the test room and made a big explosion.
It didn't look good on him.
It was wet.
It was really funny when I started fashion.
Customers came out of the test room.
Don't laugh at customers who come out of the test room.
Hello.
Welcome.
There are many people.
Welcome.
Oh, you are Ms. Shiraishi.
Please take your time and look around.
Ms. Shiraishi is funny.
Yes.
If you are looking for something, please let me know anytime.
Thank you.
It's a little cold.
Yes.
I want winter clothes.
Yes.
Do you have any recommendations?
Well, there is a list of parkers.
Yes.
They are also lined up here.
How about a shirt?
Yes.
Then, well...
How about this one?
It's a little flashy.
Oh, really?
Did you like the calm color?
But, isn't anyone laughing?
No.
No one is laughing.
I heard a voice, but is it a laughing voice?
I don't think anyone is laughing.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Ms. Tsu-chan, look at her.
The girl on the right.
Ms. Ten-chan.
Are you laughing?
Ms. Tsu-chan?
Yes, it's a little...
Are you laughing?
I'm okay.
Are you not laughing?
It's a little...
What do you mean by "it's a little"?
She ran away.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you're right. I'm sorry about that.
All right, let's try on the shirt we saw earlier.
Are you sure you don't want to do anything?
Here you go.
Oh, here you go.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
Don't take off your shoes.
Please don't laugh.
Good evening.
That was weird. You didn't do anything.
That's right. It's not funny.
I'm just going to take off the clothes I was wearing.
So please don't laugh.
I'm just trying it on.
It's rude of me.
You've been laughing for a while now.
All right.
You're actually laughing.
Please don't laugh.
All right.
It's rude of you.
All right.
If you laugh at customers.
All right.
Here you go.
Thank you.
All right.
Did you like it, customers?
Yes.
Here you go.
Thank you.
All right.
Not at all.
Thank you for your hard work.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
Fatty is cute. Fatty is cute.
- Fatty is cute. - Fatty is cute.
It's lovely.
- It suits you. - It suits you.
- It's autumn-like. - It suits you.
It matches the season.
- You're not laughing? - I'm not laughing.
Wait a minute.
Are you okay? You're not laughing, are you?
- Kaotami-san. - My face?
- Your face? - My face?
Kaotami-san, please respond.
You're not laughing?
It suits you.
Check it out then.
( recovery and recovery)
Look.
( recovery and recovery)
- Don't worry. - Are you making a video calling me?
Tell us about your product.
- You're smiling. - Smile.
- You're smiling? - She's smiling.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Why do you laugh like that?
- I'm sorry. - One more time?
- I'm sorry. - Why do you laugh like that?
I'm sorry!
I'll be strict with you.
I'm sorry.
This is so funny.
Fatty, fatty, boyon boyon boyon, fatty, fatty, boyon boyon boyon, fatty, all the time, cattel, pet, so fat.
Look at your face, you're making a mess.
So don't get into it!
Mr. Kankami, Mr. Kankami, Mr. Kankami, turn around one more time.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, go back.
Can you give me a little more pocket...
You have a pocket, don't you?
Don't you have one?
Try it. You can't put it in.
You can't put it in.
Which one is heavier?
I can't put it in.
She is not used to not putting things in.
Are you okay, ma'am?
Ma'am!
What happened?
Ma'am!
Did you do it yourself?
I did it myself.
I thought I couldn't put it in.
You can't put it in, but it's a pocket.
That's not true. It's definitely in.
Shall we try on the next outfit?
Shall we?
We have new items now.
Thank you.
Ma'am, you are laughing too much.
I'm sorry.
I just missed it.
I'm watching you.
Be careful.
There are people who are laughing a lot.
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
It's better not to put it on a little more, isn't it?
Yes.
That's right.
Is it the same?
Will it be like this?
I'm looking forward to it.
That's right.
Will it be like this?
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's try it on.
Shall we try it on?
We might be able to do it.
That's right.
Maybe the size is a little big.
Anything is fine here.
I'll be back.
Wait a minute.
Take your time.
Thank you.
Take your time.
You said you couldn't laugh, didn't you?
Yes, customers, you can't laugh. There are people like me.
Do you understand?
You can't laugh if you're chubby.
I think so, too.
What's next?
I don't know.
How about you, customers?
It's done.
Yes, it is.
How about you, customers?
Do you think it's okay?
I think it's okay this time.
I think so, too.
I'll open the curtains.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Look at her face.
What's wrong with you?
She has a great form.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
Is it fitting?
I think it is.
She's looking up a little.
She's laughing.
She's not motivated at all.
She's really patient.
She'll definitely laugh.
How about you?
She's chubby.
Is she chubby?
She's chubby!
Her cloth is...
She looks chubby, but is she chubby?
She's really chubby.
Her size is...
Is this right?
Yes, it's the new Murakami size.
Murakami size?
I see.
I don't know if it fits her, but...
Did you see that? Mita-san laughed!
No, it suits you very well.
Really?
Yes.
She's chubby, but...
Is this right?
Yes, I think the right size is best for you.
Sir...
Sir, are you laughing?
Sir...
Sir, are you laughing?
Sir...
She's chubby.
(Laughing)
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Laughing)
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Laughing)
Ladies and gentlemen, you were very good.
Thank you very much.
I hope you like it.
I'll check it.
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
I'm not laughing.
Minato, you're not laughing, are you?
I'm not laughing.
She's laughing.
Minato, can you speak quietly?
I'm not laughing.
She's laughing.
I'm sorry.
(Laughing)
She's laughing.
Hey!
She's laughing.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Don't laugh again.
By the way...
I'll show you again.
Show me what?
This clothing came with it.
Came with it?
Yes.
Eeeh!
(She takes off her shoes and puts them back on.)
It's dirty, isn't it?
It's dirty.
I should have said sorry.
- I'm here anyway. - Sorry about that.
- It's dirty.
- Sorry about that. - Sorry about that.
- Let's change. - Sure.
- Shall we? - What should we wear?
Look at her choice of clothes.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Me, too.
- Let's hurry up and get out of here. - Let's hurry up and get out of here.
- How about a parka? - Sure.
Let's buy a parka.
- We have all colors. - You're right!
- What color suits you? Let me see. - If you don't mind, I think pink would suit you.
- Pink? I like pink. - Yes.
- This one? - Yes.
- I'll try it on. - Yes.
- Wait for me. - Sure.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Everyone, you're being rude. - Yes.
- Please don't laugh. - Yes.
- Why are you laughing? - What's funny about it?
- When you wear it, you look like a different person. - Is that it?
- Yes, it is. - Is that it?
- How about you, Minato-san? - What's funny about it?
My eyes are closed by the mask.
I can't see anything.
- You have weird eyes. - You're looking up.
- It's funny, isn't it? - I'm just trying it on.
- Yes. - Please don't laugh.
- Please give her advice. - Yes.
- It's almost done. - Yes.
- How is it, ma'am? - It's good.
Please excuse me, ma'am.
Thank you for the meal.
She's laughing.
Aoi, Aoi, Aoi, come here.
Come here. Come forward.
She's laughing.
Look at me. Talk to me.
Aoi, look at me.
Look at me.
She's laughing.
She looks like you.
Look at me.
Where are you looking at? Look at me.
Look at me.
She's laughing.
Look at me.
She's laughing.
Look at me.
You just laughed, didn't you?
She's laughing.
Why are you laughing now?
I don't know.
Isn't Tamori laughing?
Is she?
She's not laughing.
Please be polite.
She's laughing!
She's not laughing.
I'm sorry.
She's laughing too much.
I wonder why she's laughing like that.
I wonder why.
I'm a little curious.
What did you say?
Natsume?
Aren't you laughing? Aren't you shaking?
No, you two look good together.
Do we look good together?
Look forward.
I thought you looked like a professional wrestler.
Don't you think so?
No, I don't think so.
Natsume, please be polite.
Please be polite.
I'm sorry.
Can you stop it?
I'm sorry.
I don't want you to scold me.
What are you talking about?
It's a mistake of the audience broadcast.
Oh, it's funny.
What?
It's a mistake of the audience broadcast.
It's getting fun.
Oh, really?
Yes, it's important.
Are you okay with that?
I think I can do it all season.
All season?
Yes.
What do you mean all season?
It's like a professional wrestler.
It's amazing.
It's like a professional wrestler.
I'm a little worried about it.
It's like a professional wrestler.
How about this one?
It's like a professional wrestler.
It's getting popular again.
Oh, really?
It's popular.
Let me try it.
How about this size?
It's right.
Let me try it.
It's embarrassing.
I'll wear it.
Don't laugh at me.
Take your time.
Okay.
I like it.
What's funny about it?
Your legs were a little short.
Don't laugh at me.
Some customers have short legs.
Don't laugh at me.
I've seen most of it.
Ma'am, is the size okay for you?
Do you think you can wear it?
I did it.
Can I open it now?
You can open it now.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you for your hard work.
Ebisu Mascots Yokocho is provided by dmm.com.
Thank you for your hard work.
It suits you.
Look at it and give it to me.
It suits you.
Please raise your voice.
You're a loafer, too.
It's small, isn't it?
It's small, yes.
Who are you?
It's me.
Who are you?
I want you to be alive, but you're dead.
I don't want anything.
You don't want anything, do you?
How is it?
Is it good?
What do you smell like?
(Laughter)
You're laughing.
You're welcome.
You're laughing, aren't you?
(Laughter)
You're laughing, aren't you?
It's a good match.
Look at me.
You're laughing, aren't you?
It's a good match.
You're laughing.
You're laughing, aren't you?
It's a good match.
You're laughing.
It's a good match.
It fits you.
I see.
Look the customer in the eye and tell me.
Then...
I'll visit you again.
Can I have you wear masks only?
Oh, masks.
Do you have a flashlight, Tsu-chan?
- Tsu-chan has one. - Tsu-chan, can you put it on for me?
Can you put it on for me?
Take a good look.
Take a good...
- Take a good look. - Her eyes don't match at all.
- It hurts! It hurts! - Tsu-chan, put it on for me.
It hurts and it's bent!
- It hurts. - It hurts.
I'm sorry.
- It feels good to see you. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Don't laugh at us. - It feels good to see you.
Don't laugh at us.
They can't go home until they win the last game.
After about two hours, they finally go home.
Actually, there was one more thing they couldn't do.
- Rio, you seem to have some time. - Me?
- No, I don't. - No, you don't.
- Rio, you can do it. - Me?
- Yes. - I see. I have some time.
- I have some time. - Yes.
If Rio wants to go home, she has to win the last game.
That's right.
What?
- What? - What is this?
What is this?
- What is this? - What is this?
What is this?
It's been a while since I did something like this.
I want to do it.
- I want to do it. - Me, too.
I want to end this game.
- I want to end it, Michael. - I want to end it, Michael.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- I was so nervous. - Thank you.
- Let's go home.
- Can we go home now? - Yes.
- Thank you. - Let's go home.
- Thank you for the drinks. - Thank you for the drinks.
It's been three years since we last drank like this.
Rio is an eternal ace!
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This is the happiest moment in my life.
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