AISubs v3.5
The world is full of many things that can save you.
So, I'll say it first.
You don't know what's inside of you today.
Wait a minute. I listened to you lightly, but you are too busy.
In your head, you only have that song and that song and that song.
Budokan, right?
Budokan.
Budokan! What are you going to do? It's next Monday.
I met the staff for the first time today.
Is it that level?
I entered the studio for the first time today.
Isn't it something you've been doing for a long time?
I was preparing for the performance, but I'm fine.
You know Hikotaro, right?
After the performance, he usually goes to Belgium, Thailand, and the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles.
Now, while preparing for Budokan, I'm also preparing for the Taiwan concert.
You're unbelievably busy.
I met Justin Bieber on the way.
A man who saw Justin Bieber in Manaco is now doing business in a small shop like this.
It's amazing.
I think it's great.
But of course there are many things I'm looking forward to.
We have a guest, Mr. Ueda of Creamcheese.
And Lisa, who is in this program.
And Silent Siren.
And Budokan PPAPBT.
At first, I thought the pre-order was sold out.
But the seller gave it back to me.
It's out.
There is a rumor of a salesman.
I still buy it in general.
I see.
You can still make it in time.
Some people quit because they thought they couldn't buy the ticket.
Yes, I'm sure of it.
But I can still buy it in general.
By all means.
I won't lose.
I won't lose to a salesman.
Salesman!
Are you watching this, salesman?
I'm looking forward to it.
And this guest is also amazing.
I haven't said it yet.
I say it every week, but I'll say it first.
Justin Bieber won't come.
That's right.
If you don't say it, it'll be a problem.
I see.
Think about it.
He can't come.
That's right.
If you think about it normally...
He can't come.
It's a miracle that we met.
Because we were in a commercial together.
That's right.
Today's studio is...
That's right.
It's a little different from usual.
Today, I'm going to pick you up.
If this is a joke...
If it's a joke...
I'm serious.
If this is a joke, I'll get boycotted.
Even now, you're in a state of danger.
I want you to talk to me.
Today, I can't help but want to see the guests.
There are a lot of people.
Actually, I can't see all of the guests.
I'm picking you up and putting you behind me.
Everyone has a job.
Our job is to talk and liven up.
Today's guests also liven up and make you nervous.
That's right.
This is also a job.
That's right.
It's a job.
There are a lot of people.
It's amazing.
Even outside.
It's amazing.
For example, gravure is like that.
I think there are various jobs.
There is also sexy job.
That's right.
It's a job.
That's right.
To make the most of that job...
I picked up the table.
That's right.
For you.
If we talk too much, it's scary outside.
We are pressured to bring out the guests as soon as possible.
It's cold, isn't it?
Let's not do it.
It's going to be a fight.
I'm telling you to bring it out as soon as possible.
Okay.
Let's go.
KOSAKA DAIMAO and...
KANTSUYA GE!
It's nice.
It's been a while since a male guest has raised his voice more than usual.
That's right! Everyone is happy today!
Even though you don't usually speak like that.
No, it's because we have a guest who is popular with both male and female guests.
From Harajuku Abema Studio, we will continue to raise the charm of our guests.
I'm your host, KOSAKA DAIMAO. Thank you for having me.
I'm your host, KANTSUYA GE. Thank you for having me.
Everyone is waiting for your comments.
I'm already waiting.
KOSAKA DAIMAO is excited.
It's nice.
It's scary.
Hurry up!
Hurry up and say it!
Hurry up!
When you say "hurry up", I can't help but laugh.
You can't say it?
You can't say it? Hurry up and say it!
When you say "hurry up", my heart stops.
KOSAKA DAIMAO is like that.
You're a bad person.
I haven't said a word yet.
You haven't said a word yet?
I haven't said a word with the guest.
I haven't seen him properly yet.
Let's do it for our tired KOSAKA DAIMAO.
He is a perfect guest.
Let's bring in today's guest, EBISU MATSUKATSU. Please come in!
I don't need a table.
Wonderful!
Please introduce yourself.
I'm KAMISAKI SHIORI of EBISU MATSUKATSU.
My charm point is my chest.
Me too!
My chest is my charm point.
Sit down.
That's true.
Did you notice something?
When you introduced yourself, you changed your image.
There was a picture from below.
That's right.
We have prepared a pervert cameraman for you.
He wears that mask, but his clothes are fancier than usual.
I think men who are obsessed with fashion are cute.
He's popular.
Maybe he's not that popular, but he has something.
I happened to see him in Ikebukuro.
When I saw him, I was like, "Did you remember me?"
When you get used to it, you'll remember it even more.
The viewers will love it.
There's a picture of you in blue.
Thank you.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Your face! Your face!
Your face is scary!
Stop it.
Don't kill your parents in front of you.
We're running out of time.
Next.
Yes, I'm Natsume Hanami.
My charming point is...
From this short cut, you can see...
My earlobes!
Thank you!
Thin ears.
Thin ears are good.
The way you touch them is exciting.
You're a member of Ogas, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Those comments are going to be too long!
They're going to be too long!
Next, please!
Yes, I'm Yoshizawa Gessu Yuki.
Gessu Yuki.
Yes, I remember you as Gessu.
My charming point is...
My eyes!
Eyes!
Yoshizawa-san's eyes are good.
Tears? Tear bags?
No, it's embarrassing. Number up.
I don't know.
Why is Gessu called like that?
Why is it like that?
Is it called like that?
It's Gessu.
It's like Gessu.
It's Gessu.
Anyone can fall asleep.
We call you "angel".
Thank you.
We call you "sweetness".
That's not it!
No, no, no.
That's not it.
No, no.
And next!
Yes!
Hello, I'm Subu!
Good evening!
Subu-san!
My charming point is...
As you can see, I'm a cute and growing up Yaeba!
Yaeba!
If I'm not a cliff, I'll push you!
Stop it!
If I'm not a cliff, I'll push you!
Stop it!
If I'm not a cliff, I'll push you!
Stop it!
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
I'm not kidding!
I'm serious!
Next!
Yes!
Would you like to lick my miso?
Lick it!
I'm Nagoya Ero Miso Koto Ishioka Mai!
Ishioka-san!
Nice to meet you!
Yes!
My charming point is...
My cheek!
You have two!
You're as big as a convenience store in a foreign country!
You're just as big!
As a convenience store in a foreign country!
Can you not lick my miso now?
Today...
Later...
Later you won't lick my miso?
Before that, what is "miso"?
Don't you know?
Don't you know what "miso" is?
If you don't tell me, I'll put it in your mouth!
Let's continue!
Yes!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm Kogawa Iori!
My charming point is...
My black hair!
Black!
Beautiful!
Beautiful hair!
Recently, young people don't like black hair.
Yes!
They don't like it.
You don't want it dyed?
It's a policy.
I don't want it dyed.
I see.
There aren't many black-haired girls.
Yes!
Of course you know the explanation, but...
I'll explain it.
Originally, in 2008...
In 2008, in a certain program...
Sexy actresses, gravure idols, models, etc.
Various talents formed a sexy idol group.
In 2013, all current members graduated.
After that, in 2015, as second current members,
The group's motto is "sexy", "righteous", "beautiful".
Now, it's popular to perform with other artists.
It's amazing, isn't it, everyone?
Yes!
It's a program run by Ohirahaji and Okubo.
Originally, how many years ago was it?
At that time...
There weren't many, right?
There weren't.
The name "mascots" is like "Tokyo Performance Hall".
Originally, it was a well-known name.
Now, it's second current.
It's like "Ichikawa Ebizo", isn't it?
It's anonymous, isn't it?
It's anonymous.
Everyone, it's very popular.
How long has "mascots" been popular?
A year and a half.
It's been a year and a half.
Is that so?
Are you all close with each other?
If you say "a year and a half", it's when you get closer and get worse.
It's just a little...
It's when you get better.
It's been about half a year since you got along with each other.
It's like a duo.
You're going to break up soon.
You're going to be your own group.
Is that an advertisement?
Are you close with each other?
We're very close.
Very unique.
Do you get along well with each other?
Of course.
We're all adults.
We've had a lot of experiences, haven't we?
Do you know how to get along with each other?
Don't you feel like you're breaking up now?
No.
On the contrary, you don't break up easily, do you?
As an adult who gets along with each other...
You're such a bad person!
You've always been like that.
And like this.
Like this?
It doesn't matter if you're like this.
But, but, but...
Buskerz is a team that talks about a lot of things securely.
That's true.
Usually, talent doesn't say that much.
That's right.
That's why...
I'm looking forward to it.
Is it a live broadcast?
Can you see what's coming out?
You can't see it, can you?
But, Ebisumaskatz will start the tour.
It's a two-time tour.
The first one is...
Ebisumaskatz Ootoro Chutoro Quattro Tour 2017.
It's called "a lot of".
It's a great name.
We've been to Hiroshima, Osaka, Aichi, Tokyo and all over Japan for a live concert called "quattro".
It's from April 16th to May 4th.
And the second tour is...
Kido Airak Tour Zenkoku Ikuiku.
It's called "ikuiku".
The katakana "iku" is good.
It's from May 13th to June 20th.
It goes from Hokkaido to Kagoshima.
That's amazing.
It's 17 places.
That's amazing.
It's hard for idol groups to do tours now, but they do it there.
It's because people gather.
It's hard for people to gather now.
Entertainment has no meaning if people don't gather.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Other albums will be released, too.
This is the first album.
The name of the tour is "Kido Airak".
It will be released on April 26th.
Please buy it.
How many songs are in it?
About eight songs.
How long do you make songs?
How should I say it?
Do you record it often?
How many songs...
You did it a lot, didn't you?
You did it a lot, recorded it, practiced it, and put it in.
You did it a lot, didn't you?
Otherwise, it's hard for you to do a lot of tours in a year and a half.
You can't do it.
I'm very disappointed in that situation.
Because it's my job.
You're being treated like a normal artist now.
I see.
I'm happy.
I don't think there's a show like that.
That's right.
I want to know about that too.
I'm happy.
If it's a song, I want it to be exciting and I want you to know the lyrics and I want you to watch it.
That's right.
Oh, speaking of which, I think "sexy" is good.
I see.
I think that's good too.
Also, there's a show from Abema TV.
It will be broadcasted on March 6th.
"Gokurakutonbu"'s 24-hour show.
"Gokurakutonbu"'s "Kakeru TV" will be broadcast for 24 hours.
Jack will also be on the show.
I'm happy.
That's right.
Are you two going to do "Gokurakutonbu"?
That's right. For now, Mr. Gokurakutonbu will do it for 24 hours.
Isn't it the first episode of "Gokurakutonbu"?
It's on the radio and such, but it's 24 hours like this.
Mr. Yamamoto, good luck!
I'm looking forward to it.
You can do it, Mr. Yamamoto!
You can do it!
You're all going to be on the show.
Yes.
Have you decided how you're going to be on the show?
It's going to be around 11 p.m.
Yes.
"Ojisan Gundan" and...
When you say "ojisan" it's like...
"Ojisan Gundan" and "Suiei Taikai"?
Everyone...
Yes?
"Ojisan" and "Suiei Taikai"?
No, we can win.
We can win.
I've thought about it.
"Ojisan" is kind of sloppy.
Yes.
It's just sloppy.
So everyone, "Suiei Taikai" means...
You're going to participate in swimsuits?
Of course.
That's right.
I think we've played a match and won.
You've played a match?
You've played a match and won?
I've played a match and won and I'm going to swim in curry.
Really?
You've played a match and won?
I've played a match and won?
I made a mistake.
You've played a match and won because you did this and you got up on top of the curtain.
That's not true.
You made a mistake and you got up on top of the curtain?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's weird.
You have a gritty face.
It's weird.
You have a gritty face.
Where are you from?
I'm from Mie.
Mie?
Mie Taikai.
I'm sorry.
Speaking of these members...
Kamizaki is talking a lot.
Yes.
Speaking of these members...
Who is the leader?
Let me see...
She's firm.
Kamizaki is firm.
Yes, she's a firm person.
What kind of personalities does each of you have?
Who is the most "natural"?
If you say "natural"...
I know what you mean.
Natural people are different.
They're different.
Natsumi-san, I've been on the show with her since last time, and she's a really bad-mouthed person.
She's really bad-mouthed, isn't she?
That's terrible!
Everyone agrees with this, right?
Everyone in the group agrees with this.
So she's bad-mouthed?
She's bad-mouthed?
It's all Mukai-san's fault.
Why?
Mukai-san always has a cute character.
A soft girl.
Now that you mention it, she's like Maipun.
She's cute.
I want to talk with her all the time.
Mukai-san always says things like that.
I can't help it. I can't talk with her.
I can't help it.
Come here.
What kind of character is she?
She's a girl, right?
Stop it!
She's a girl.
Stop it!
That's impossible.
You'll be too small.
That's pointless.
Really?
How about you, Kogyo-san?
What do you think of her?
She's the smartest.
It's been a while.
She can study.
She can study?
She just took a language test.
She got pretty good grades.
She was first last time.
It was an orange test.
She's good at English, too.
She's studying English.
I think she can do it.
Who's the worst student?
I can't say yet.
It hasn't been announced yet?
Let's just say she's smart.
Shut up!
She's smart.
Asahi-news.
There's a special rule.
We have four themes.
As long as we have time,
we will talk about
those themes
and appeal ourselves.
Lastly,
we will do an audience survey
and decide
if you enjoyed watching our show.
If we have enough votes,
we will give you some prizes.
So cute!
In a way, even the mascot worked hard, but if this doesn't work, we won't work either, right?
That's right! Let's do our best for this show!
And if it doesn't reach, we'll play a penalty game or something like that.
Penalty game is good.
But it's difficult to set up a goal line.
There's often a questionnaire function, right?
How many percent is okay?
But I want to aim high, so I'll do it 100%.
Wait a minute!
Is Amanojac watching this?
When you say that, there are people who don't like it!
Basically, it's like this, 75 to 80.
It's like that every year.
Sometimes it goes up to 90, but I think it's 80.
I think 80 is fine, honestly.
It's pretty hard.
Eight out of 12 people say it's fun.
This is pretty...
There's no entertainer like that.
There isn't, right?
No matter how fun it is...
Eight out of 12 people say it's not fun.
Is it okay?
75? 80?
But we can't say 80!
It's such a waste!
Do your best!
Let's do our best!
If it goes over 80, we'll give you a reward!
By the way, 20 minutes have passed.
There are four themes.
Shall we go?
Theme, let's go!
Open!
It bloomed.
Enes Maskatz's multi-technique.
And Enes Maskatz's bug competition.
Enes Maskatz's floating.
Am I normal or abnormal?
That's the theme.
Nice, nice.
About this, it's on the internet.
If you watch it on TV, it'll look like it's on TV.
It's different.
It's on the internet, so let's sit down and talk slowly.
Properly!
Otherwise, the viewers won't watch it like it's on TV.
I see!
I see it all the time!
I feel like I'm abnormal.
Why do you feel like that?
Since when did you feel like that?
You have to dig deep like that.
You can't do that on TV.
You have to put information on wikipedia.
You have to put information only on wikipedia.
I put 80 boxes of that.
I see.
First of all, can I say this?
Can I choose?
Yes.
Can I say this?
EBISUMASU CUTS multi-technique!
Multi-technique.
I would like to show you this.
What is it?
I would like to show you six members' unexpected techniques.
I see.
It's a corner like that.
For example, Chirimaruko's impersonation.
I have it.
Crayon Shinchan.
Goo Goo Ganmo.
I don't have it.
I would like you to ignore it.
This kind of thing happens a lot.
It does.
No!
No way!
The viewers completely agree.
You can eat a chicken raw.
No!
You can eat an octopus raw.
You've said it already!
You can't eat it!
There's only shortcuts.
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
Well, you're here, but is there anyone who can do it?
Can you do it?
No, it's important.
It's important.
Muskets are amazing.
That's right.
What will you do, first one?
First one.
If you're a little sexy...
If you're a little sexy, I'll...
Oh, you can do it!
Natsume-san!
You can do it!
What are you good at?
I'm good at fla-foo-poo.
Fla-foo-poo.
That's good.
Fla-foo-poo.
Fla-foo-poo...
I can imagine how you'll do it, but...
Let's do it properly.
Let's look at the shape and weight of the fla-foo- poo first.
That's good!
Seriously!
We don't need any information about fla-foo-poo.
It's light, so you can do it slowly and heavily.
If you don't do it quickly and lightly, you'll fall.
That's good.
I want to spin it fast.
While we're explaining about fla-foo-poo...
It's about 35 parts now.
It's not funny anymore.
It's too long.
It's too long!
Natsume-san...
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, Natsume-san!
Since you're good at fla-foo-poo...
Is this okay?
Can you do it here?
Can you do it?
While Natsume-san is spinning it...
We'll play the latest song "Bakkyaro" as background music.
"Bakkyaro".
If you don't spin the fla-foo-poo, we'll stop playing it.
If you spin it, we'll play it.
That's a good rule.
Let's do it!
Natsume-san's fla-foo-poo, please!
Standby.
Neck?!
Let's do it.
Yes, please.
Standby!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
It's totally different.
Why are you sorry?
It was wonderful, but...
I wanted to eat beef bowl, but cameo appeared.
I wanted to eat beef bowl, too.
Beef bowl that you spin here.
But suddenly, shock wave came out.
I'm surprised.
Isn't the song playing?
It's playing.
Everyone is surprised.
They want to press Mikisawa-san's button.
Please press it!
It's like...
It's like 200 years later's Kabuki.
It's like...
It's like Kabuki of the future.
Your face is weird.
It's like...
Your face is weird.
Pervert cameraman, please take a good picture of your face.
And please play the song, too.
Did you hear the song?
I didn't hear it.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again.
I'm sorry.
It's too...
It's too scary.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Neck, okay?
It's okay, right?
Let's do it.
Natsume-san, please press the button.
It's scary.
Now!
Run!
Time's up!
What is going on?
I'm sorry.
It's too scary.
Have you ever watched a flash movie like this before?
Is it a red room or something like that?
If you tell me to stop, I'll stop.
If you tell me to do something, you'll tell me to stop.
I'm sorry, really.
That's terrible.
But the pervert cameraman can't get close.
Especially.
And thanks to the mask, you're expressionless.
No, it was scary, but it was amazing.
Great job.
I'm going to take a break this year.
How do you get out of it?
That's right.
I've been on a lot of shows.
But you have a lot of stamina.
You haven't said "haha" yet, have you?
I've said it a little bit.
Don't say "red" around girls' necks too much.
It's not red.
It's really brown.
It's really red around girls' necks.
But it's pretty good as your first specialty.
Who's next?
I'd like to show you my specialty.
What is it?
I'll use my whole body and stand on a bridge.
This is a chance for the pervert cameraman.
It's a little...
It's just a bridge.
From a "touch" state...
"Touch"?
Wait a minute.
"Touch" or "touch"?
Which "touch"?
I'm sorry.
Stand up.
"Touch"?
From a "touch" state...
I'm not a missile.
You don't have to say "touch".
A bridge from a "touch" state...
You're going to go from there?
I'm going.
It's not easy.
Slowly.
Is the camera facing you?
But...
Is that okay?
Which one should we start with?
Isn't this a little...
There are two delicious positions.
Which position do you want to start with?
I'll do it slowly.
I'll hold this one.
I'll hold this one with a serious camera.
And I'd like to ask the pervert cameraman to do the upper body.
I'll hold it.
Please.
I'll start with the touch.
Here we go.
Please.
But this is amazing.
This is amazing already.
This is great!
Wow!
This is great!
Please hold it for a moment.
Hold it for me.
This is great!
I know.
It's a bad touch.
What?
Please sit down.
I'm getting excited.
I'm glad.
But it's amazing.
Can you do it that slowly?
Yes.
If you don't do it like this, you have to do it like this.
I think you need to train your body.
Did you do any exercise?
No, I didn't.
I played volleyball.
Volleyball?
You don't use it at all, do you?
It has nothing to do with it.
It's very soft.
Basically, it's good for aerodynamics.
Can you stand up from there?
Touch?
Touch from the touch bridge.
I think you can do it.
Let's try it.
This is very difficult.
It's amazing if you can do it.
Let's try it.
The lower body camera is not good.
Please go to the lower body.
It's not good.
Everyone, please stop it.
It's not good.
Can you do it from here?
Touch from here!
It's amazing!
You guys are amazing!
This is amazing!
This is the kind of TV show I want to be in!
It's like you're doing a good old midnight show!
It's really...
It's good, isn't it?
It's like "tonight 2"!
It's the best!
That cameraman...
He's got a nice face!
When we were filming...
He was like "I'm taking the lead!"
He's got a great sense of responsibility!
It's amazing!
Let's go to the next one!
So far we've seen two great skills!
Who wants to go next?
Me!
Ishogo-san!
Yes?
What can you do?
I can do a sexy impersonation!
That's sexy!
This is pretty...
It's pretty hard to do it like you're doing it now!
You have to concentrate!
That's right!
I brought the best one!
Best one?
Yes!
Today...
I want to do a sexy impersonation!
Sexy impersonation!
In front of the producer!
I want to see it!
I want to do it in Budokan right now!
Maybe you can do it!
You can do it in Budokan!
Depending on this...
No way!
Next Monday in Budokan...
It's open!
70% of the audience is family!
Is it okay?
Let's see it!
Is it okay?
Let's see it!
Sexy PPAP!
Is it okay?
It doesn't sound like it!
It doesn't sound like it?
Then should I do it?
Please do it!
The audience themselves!
Please do it!
PPAP!
Sorry!
Are you watching?
Why is it half-hearted?
PPAP!
It's hard!
PPAP!
Go ahead!
I have a...
I don't need an OK!
Wait!
Let me do it!
It's so embarrassing!
I can't do it at all!
You don't need an OK, right?
I'm sorry!
You're in my way!
I don't know what to do!
My face is all red!
Go ahead!
Just once!
I'll just do the head part!
PPAP!
I have a...
She's imitating me!
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Let's not use violence!
It's been a while since I've hit a woman!
It's been 20 years since I've hit her!
So, you decided to do the head part?
Please!
Please do it!
She looks like she's having fun!
She's got guts!
She's amazing!
That's true!
She's amazing!
There are a lot of collaboration videos...
There are collaborations all over the world!
There are a lot of sexy PPAP videos...
But there's no voice!
There's no sexy voice like this...
There aren't many videos with voice like this...
Why don't you upload it?
Maybe it'll go viral!
Is it possible?
You should try it!
I'll try it!
Right? I think it'll be fun!
It's nice of you, Ishioka-san!
With her neck...
That's right!
With her neck...
Who does that?!
She's got a cute face with her neck!
What is that?
What's with that sweater?
Don't mess with me!
That's the funniest part!
Don't mess with me with the sweater!
Stop it!
That's the funniest part!
What is that?!
You should've written it at the end!
I was so excited!
You should've written it at the end!
I should've written it at the end!
You should've written it at the end!
That's nice of you, Ishioka-san!
Now!
One more person!
It looks like we can do it in this block!
Who should we go with?
Who's going?
Everyone didn't do it properly...
So I'll do it properly...
Doing it properly is the hardest!
Please do it properly!
What can you do?
I've been playing the piano for a while...
For how many years?
Since I was 3 years old...
I've been going to college too...
You've been playing the piano?
Yes!
That's amazing!
Even during live performances...
Like live performances...
The level of a piano player is different...
It's classical, of course...
That's right!
The level of a classical piano player is...
It's not a problem in a museum...
I'm looking forward to it!
Well then, please get ready.
I didn't know there was a table like this.
It's a mini-table.
So you've been playing the piano for a long time?
That's right. I've been playing it since I was three years old.
And you're an all-rounder, aren't you?
She's an all-rounder!
That's amazing!
There are many kinds of pianos...
Head-shaking Hope, standing bridge, and sexy piano...
You can play the piano after you've seen it.
The order is different, isn't it?
What will it be like?
Well then, are you ready?
Ms. Kameshireku's specialty is the piano!
Please!
Thank you!
I love you...
I love you, Gag. Big�.
Pig
What are you doing, pig?
Both of you are doing amazing things right now, why are you trying to get it yourself?
Can I sit down?
If it's a good performance, do you need a dancer behind you?
It's a good performance, so I don't need one.
On the contrary...
Please be careful.
There's something in there, so you can hear "shaka shaka shaka"
You can hear "shaka shaka"
Stop it.
But it's really amazing.
And this is really amazing.
This is really amazing.
This keyboard, this kind of casio ct, is light.
Is the keyboard a little different?
It's light and there's a lot of mistouches.
There's a lot of mistouches and I didn't even step on the pedal.
There's no pedal and it's pretty big.
Even without a pedal, I only mistouched this difficult song a few times.
It's incredible.
I really didn't need a fla-foop.
Why did you come in, Natsume-san?
You have one, right?
Natsume-san can't stand when people praise her.
I can only turn it with a happy face.
Natsume-san's face is always happy.
You can also turn it like a classic version.
Like an upbeat version.
It didn't change that much.
But everyone's skills were amazing.
Now, I'd like to move on to the next theme.
I'd like Kosaka-san to choose the next theme.
I'd like to think about it in the dressing room.
There's not much time.
I hope you don't go back to the dressing room.
C minor. I'll drop it and do a commercial.
Defense.
I heard defense for some reason.
It's offensive now.
Yay!
It's fun.
Today's katsuwa is really exciting.
Continuing from the game show, it's abyss mascots!
Yay!
Did you think of something during the commercial?
Ab and 8 and. Abnormal and abnormal.
Is it like that?
It's not like ab and 8 and, right?
Abnormal and abnormal.
I want to do this.
Let's do the title call together.
We'll say it first and you'll say it later.
We say "no ma" and you say "lu abnormal".
That's not it.
"No ma" and "lu abnormal".
Let's do it.
"No ma" and "lu abnormal".
Let's do it.
We say "no ma" and you say "lu abnormal".
"Lu abnormal".
Let's do it.
This is the fifth time.
Let's do it.
I am "no ma".
"Lu abnormal".
Are you panicking?
What should we do?
It's "no ma" and "abnormal".
In this corner, you'll talk about "abnormal" that you think only you know.
We'll use "quiz function" and see what you think about it.
"Quiz function" is...
If you click on the option displayed on the screen and click on the one you like, you can vote.
Please participate.
Let's do it.
There are more comments than usual.
There are more than 2,000 comments and 60,000 viewers.
That's amazing.
However, Natsume is too "dejavu".
There are many comments saying "Natsume is amazing".
There are comments saying "It's nice to see you do "suit move".
There are some comments saying "I wanted to listen to the piano".
You listened to it even when you were dancing in the back.
Don't complain about it.
Was I in the way?
But "abnormal" is funny.
It's ugly.
Can I say it to an ugly person?
Even though I'm not hurt.
Even though you're not hurt.
Let's start with Kamiseki.
"What you think is abnormal".
Here it is.
Please go ahead.
Is it coming up?
It's coming up.
"Always naked at home".
Please tell us about it.
It's a funny comment.
What do you mean?
It's really...
It's called "naked".
"Naked".
It's "naked".
I take it off when I get home.
When do you take it off?
You put it in your bag and take it off.
You take it off with your bag.
Of course you also take off your underwear.
You also take off your underwear?
No more.
You also take off your underwear.
You also take off your underwear?
I'm sorry.
Can you do it with your head?
Can you see through it?
It's like Ghibo.
Why is it like that?
Is it easier?
Of course you live alone.
You live alone.
For example, you have a parent.
You don't have a family.
I had a family back then.
You had a family.
But it started like that.
It's always like that.
Yes, I'm sorry.
How long have you been like that?
I started living alone when I was 20 or 21.
For example, did you want to be naked since you were a child?
Or did you want to do it because you lived alone?
Since I lived alone, I wanted to wash my clothes.
You wanted to wash them first.
If you turn it around, it becomes "ah, pants".
Ah, I see.
I wanted to wash my clothes on that day.
So you didn't want to cut your hair.
I felt like I had to do it again.
I didn't want to leave my underwear or clothes that I wore the day before in the laundry basket.
Is it okay for a sudden customer?
Like a ping pong ball?
It's okay.
I have something called "turun".
What is "turun"?
I have clothes that you can cut with "turun".
You can cut it in an instant.
So you didn't wear underwear at the time?
Yes, I did.
With paper!
She's hiding her underwear.
You can see the switch, right?
It's okay.
I think it's okay.
Everyone's results are out.
Result?
What is it?
Everyone's votes.
It's quite...
71%.
71.8% said it's Korea.
That's a lot!
It's normal.
I'm also from Korea.
It's abnormal.
71% said it's abnormal.
Ranok said it's abnormal.
It means it's abnormal.
I see.
Of course.
But there aren't many girls.
At home...
I'm also from Korea.
Of course.
I don't like it.
I didn't want to go to their house.
Why?
Stop it!
Stop it, idiot!
Natsume-san.
Do you drool that much when you're naked?
Is she that juicy?
Is she going to die?
Let's not talk about dying.
What do you wear when you're at home?
I wear a T-shirt and a bra.
What is that?
She's American.
T-shirt and a bra.
That's right. I've lived my life in a world wide way.
I love New York.
That's right. I love New York.
I wear a T-shirt and a bra.
Let's move on to the next person.
That's right.
This is where you can't tell if it's abnormal or not.
Why is it fun when you go to the bathroom?
It depends on who you're talking about.
What kind of time is this?
This is when you're relaxing.
At home?
That's right. At home, at your own house, at your friend's house.
What?
Viewers, please vote if this is abnormal or not.
Where do you go?
You don't go alone?
You go with your friends?
Even when I go out, I leave the door open and go like this.
Wait a minute.
As Kosaga-san said earlier, there's number one and two, right?
Yes.
Which one?
That's right.
Do you go to a booboo other than the bathroom?
Booboo?
Do you go to a booboo other than the bathroom?
Wait a minute.
It's not a booboo, but...
It's not like that.
Why is that?
There are times when you're a little embarrassed or smelly, right?
That's right.
At your own house?
Yes.
At your friend's house?
That's right.
How do you feel when you come home?
It's a lie.
I want to kill you.
You're bad-mouthed.
You want to talk all the time, don't you?
What?
How was it today?
Even when you go to the bathroom, you want to talk all the time, don't you?
That's right.
Or...
I don't want to talk all the time.
That's right.
But...
Here's the result.
Shimeruha is 5.
But Shimeruha is 7.31.
What?
That's weird.
That's when there's no one around.
That's true.
To be honest, I'm embarrassed when there's a man around.
If you're embarrassed, you can open the door and do it.
I like it, but I don't do it when there's people around.
Really?
Do you feel lonely?
I feel lonely and I don't want to cut out the fun.
What?
I like peeing, too.
You're alone, but you like peeing, too.
Let's go out.
That's right.
That was unexpected.
That's scary.
Let's continue.
Let's move on to Takogawa-san.
This is Takogawa-san's dangerous part.
Furniture and conversation.
That's dangerous.
It's not dangerous.
Sometimes you have to name your bike or car.
What kind of furniture is it?
Tables, desks, sofas...
There's only one table.
That's right.
All of them.
All of the furniture in the house is like family.
What kind of furniture is it?
There's no name for it.
You have to talk to it.
Sometimes you bump into it, don't you?
If you bump into it, you say "I'm really sorry" and go home.
Are you okay?
Just now...
Just now, while we were coming here, you bumped into a signboard.
You were so polite and said "I'm really, really sorry."
You bump into a lot of things, don't you?
It's like...
It's like a realistic Disney.
It's amazing.
It's like you have feelings for everything.
Yes.
Even when we exchange lines...
I'm sorry, but please hang in there.
You're coming here.
It's like we're talking and exchanging lines.
Everyone...
Which one is the correct answer?
Isn't it normal?
There's that.
In the bath...
The bath splits.
Yes, yes.
It's weird.
We do that.
We do that, but...
It's like that.
We do that, but...
Look at it.
The result is...
We talk about 20% of what we want to talk about and 80% of what we don't want to talk about.
It's weird.
It is weird.
Didn't you know about this, everyone?
Didn't you know about this?
Mom, you're finally running away from that.
There was a trend like that.
Why?
You're always serious.
Right? It's exchange student.
Stop it. Don't be sentimental.
Why do you say all of this?
Why do you say such a thing?
Please stop.
You could do it if you like. Because you're free.
You could do it.
I guess I'm just tired of it.
Since when did you start?
I've been doing it for a while now.
Oh, good morning.
This is not "good morning".
But you have cats and dogs, don't you?
We have things that we use.
There is, but...
You talk too much.
Can we go one more?
Yes.
Let's go.
Yoshida-san's abnormal part is here.
She washes her hair only once in two or three days.
How about it? Isn't it rare?
I think it's there for sure.
Models do it too.
Do it!
It's a habit.
You!
I don't do it!
Su-boo, you're booing again!
I'm not! I'm not!
Su-ka! Su-ka!
Of course, you all wash your hair every day, right?
Why do you do it?
My hair tends to hurt easily.
So, when I wash my hair every day, I feel sorry for my hair.
I feel sorry for it.
Also, hair dryer and heat don't do much damage.
Because it hurts.
Yes, because it hurts.
So, I use it only once in two or three days so that my hair doesn't get damaged.
You shouldn't use shampoo. You should use a hair dryer.
That's right.
For natural drying.
Doesn't that make your hair wet?
No, no. If you let it dry slowly, it'll be fine.
If you let it dry normally, it'll be fine.
But if you let it dry for three days, it'll smell really bad.
By the way, what day is it now?
I didn't wash my hair yesterday.
No, you didn't!
I'm thinking of washing my hair today.
So...
I want to hear it.
When we go out for a drink or just the two of us go out for a drink...
Smell my hair for a second.
I'll definitely say it!
No, you won't!
You'll smell it.
But it doesn't smell.
No, no, no.
That's up to you, Ms. Natsume.
Does it smell?
Well, it usually does.
You always say it doesn't smell, but...
It does smell.
You have a bath, right?
I do.
But you don't wash only your head?
No.
Because you put on hair removal treatment and stuff like that, right?
But I usually wash it the day I put it on.
I see, I see.
You wash it a couple of days when you don't put it on.
But I wash it 76% every day.
To be honest, there's no one who washes their hair every day.
Is it okay to do that?
I've heard of it, but...
It's really good to do it once or twice a day.
If you coat your hair with oil or something like that, your hair will look good.
Thirty years ago, the "assassin's creed" culture started.
It was a campaign run by a champion company.
Let's wash our hair every day.
Until then, people didn't wash their hair that much.
It's like Valentine's Day.
What?!
I see, I see.
There's that, too.
Then Yoshino-san, you don't...
I grew up in Thailand when I was little.
No, it's not good for Thai people to wash their hair all the time.
Thai people wash their hair, too.
There's that image, right?
Thai people wash their hair, too.
Okay, we've done an abnormal check.
Was it fun like you said in the last opening?
Was it fun or not?
It's 80%, right?
80%...
There's not much 80% so far.
That's true.
Normal or abnormal, it's hard to get 80% in a vote.
Viewers, if you think it was fun or abnormal, you'll get a reward.
We did our best!
We really did our best!
Even if you're watching from outside, you can still vote, right?
Yes.
Then, everyone, are you ready for the vote?
There's 80,000 people right now, so 60,000 people should vote.
Wow!
It's amazing!
We're counting on you!
Okay!
What do you think?
Was it fun or not?
Was it not appealing enough?
If you say it's not enough, what should we do?
That's true.
We've done a lot of it.
Okay!
What do you think?
Everyone, appeal! Appeal!
What do you think of the ending?
It's an appeal at the beginning.
It's a punishment game, so you should say it first.
You should say it first!
That's right, you should say it first.
Appeal!
Okay!
What will it be?
Will we get the result soon?
Will we not get it yet?
What will it be?
Is it out yet?
Please show it!
Go ahead!
It's a punishment game because it's 60%!
What?
Even though you did this much for me!
Even though you showed me so much underwear!
I didn't wash it! I didn't wash it!
I didn't wash it!
You did wash it!
You did wash it all!
I think you turned it too much with your neck.
Asotto did it too much!
That's too bad.
So it's a punishment game.
But we will give you bitter tea.
This is a kind of bitter tea.
Everyone, take one.
Thank you.
It's quite bitter.
But it's good for your health.
But it's different from normal tea or blue tea.
Let's drink it all!
Please!
I want to see your bitter face.
Everyone, take one!
Su-bu! Su-bu's face!
Su-bu's face!
It's bitter.
It's good.
It's bitter!
The punishment game is like a Showa era.
We will drink bitter tea at the end.
This is a traditional Japanese culture.
This is the best.
We don't have much time.
Ebisu Matsukaze will hold a plan.
Please come and join us.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming to Budokan.