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Tonight's showdown is...
The mascots will beat each other up.
That's why you're like a K-1 fighter now, Yoshizawa.
I don't want you to say that!
Tonight, we'll show off our womanhood!
What? You want money? How much?
500,000 yen, right?
Let's go!
Tonight, we'll show off our mascots!
Here we go.
Orange Mascot host, Tonkita Morimoto.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you!
And...
Pheromone's demon, Okumo-san!
Thank you for having me!
I'm dead. I'm dead.
And the hybrid of sexiness and exposure, Ebisumaru-san!
Yay!
In the second recording, everyone's full of energy!
But there's one person who's worrying...
There's one person who's really worrying...
- Is there? - Yes.
There's a strange atmosphere in the recording...
Who... who is it?
I'm Michael Jackson.
- Michael Jackson? - Michael Jackson?
I'm Michael Jackson.
You can't speak Japanese normally, can you?
Why are you dressed like that, Hirose-san?
I'm the shortest of the three, right?
If I don't do a lot of things, I'll be crushed...
I'm sorry. Despite your outfit, your tone is too low!
I'm sorry.
You have to be a little more energetic!
What are you doing, Maiko-san?
As a result of analyzing the current situation...
You're not doing a single thing!
Maiko-san, is there anything you can do that's Michael Jackson-like?
Something I can do...
Huh?
- What is it? - And here...
She took out her sunglasses and showed off her energy!
She's been practicing Michael's dance, but...
Due to adult circumstances, she can't sing!
However, creating something yourself like this is very important, isn't it?
Wonderful!
That's how we're going to do it.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Doesn't the studio smell like death today?
That's true.
The first generation Matsukazu Ojii has come to the studio again!
Good morning!
How are you?
Good morning!
Are you leaving already?
Can I go now?
You're not supposed to do that.
You know Satomi Iria, right?
You know her from the Tawaman robbery, right?
Yes, I know her.
She was in a robbery.
Yes, she was in a robbery.
But she's calmed down now.
I'm going to meet them now.
What?
I'm going to save the world.
I'm going to meet them.
I don't know if you're a group of robbers or not, but do you have something in common?
Yes, we have something in common.
I'm going to meet them.
What?
What are you talking about in a meeting?
I'm going to ask you to appear on YouTube.
Collaboration?
That's great!
That's great.
The vessel is too big.
The vessel is big.
Please drink it today.
That's good, isn't it?
And Yuma Asami.
It's been a while.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How have you been recently?
Recently?
I go to Gunma and Tokyo.
When I'm in Gunma, I usually go for a walk in Kawapperi.
Kawapperi?
That's good.
I'm living a life that heals me from that.
You're quite different, Satomi-san.
You're not a gooby, Satomi-san.
Kodama-san is here, too!
Yes, it's been a while.
You haven't changed!
What are you doing now?
I'm back in Kansai and I'm doing a lot of influencer-like work.
That's suspicious. Influencer.
I can't really trust you because you're an influencer.
You're a calm woman, so you're enjoying life.
Thank you.
Can we have one more?
Zakko.
It's been a while!
How have you been?
You know...
How have you been?
I haven't seen you at all.
I've been fine.
Why do you call me "Zakko"?
Doesn't it feel like "Zakko"?
Is it still on?
It is.
It's been a while.
Can you look down for about 10 minutes?
I can't look down right away.
That's a talent.
I can't look down.
In addition!
We don't know what she's going to do,
but she's here to put "katsu" in "ebisumasketsu"!
Here she is!
She's here!
It was "su"!
And then...
"inoki"!
"Inoki"! I want to see that!
And then... "inochi"!
She's here! She's here!
I'm Golgo Matsumatsu!
Are you ready?!
Yeah!
If you're energetic...
Anything is possible!
Let's go!
One, two, three...
Four!
Oh, it's four!
Nice to meet you!
After welcoming Golgo-san...
There's a big fight for women's principles!
Previously, when we did a survey of mascots...
The dissatisfaction between each member exploded!
So, this time, we'll say what we want to say and make you feel better!
We'll beat you up!
Let's do it for real! There's a concert called "Let's Do It For Real", right?
Yes.
Shouldn't we do it for real for that concert?
Let's do it for real for that concert.
It's not good to keep things in your head, right?
Absolutely not!
When you're drunk and you spit on the street...
Gero! Gero! Gero!
Gero!
That's disgusting, so your body reacts and tries to spit it out.
Gero!
So, if you keep things you don't like in your head, it's not good for your body!
Spit it out as much as you like!
"Matsura"!
The dissatisfaction between Usa-chan and Yoshizawa!
Usa-chan, who is usually kind...
Has something she wants to say to Yoshizawa, who looks like a professional wrestler!
Starting with Usa-san!
Starting with Usa-chan!
Yoshizawa-san's dissatisfaction!
Her clothes are too flashy!
Isn't it great?!
Always!
Isn't it great?!
It's amazing, really!
First of all, the color scheme is like "eh?"
It's like she's wearing a really fancy dress and then she puts on a croissant and appears like "cheese?"
That's nice, "cheese?"
I think it's better for people like that to warm up their burgers.
I don't know why, but I thought that's how muskets look like.
I see, you're trying to make muskets look bad.
It's like it's bad quality.
It's not like that!
It's the most fashionable, but it's not like it makes me dissatisfied.
Yoshizawa, you can only appear in sunglasses!
You only need a cameron glass!
Cameron dias, right?
Cameron dias?
Wow!
If you wear sunglasses, you only need a cameron glass, right?
What?
If you wear sunglasses, you only need a cameron dias, right?
Dias, right?
You're wrong!
I heard "cameron" as "camelon"
I heard "camelon" as "camelon"
Oh, you didn't write it down. You got it wrong in the first place.
You got pulled by the sunglasses, right?
I got pulled by it so much that I don't know what I'm saying.
You said words you didn't know, didn't you?
Don't you have anything to say to Yoshizawa?
Yoshizawa-san.
Yes, I'm really a gal.
Hey, shut up!
What?
Why don't you let me say it, Yoshizawa-san?
I have something to say!
You're a gal when you eat!
Shut up! You're a gal when you eat!
You don't get along with me.
Shut up! You're a gal when you eat!
Why don't you let me say it, Yoshizawa-san?
You're a legend of a gal!
By the way, Kanzaki-san also has Yoshizawa-san.
Chancellor?
Does he want to be more handsome?
He's sending me messages on social media.
No way!
This is not a problem at all.
This is not allowed!
This is not a problem at all!
Why do you send DMs?
I don't really send them.
Not for fun?
Not at all.
Not at all?
So you don't get any reply?
No, I don't get any reply.
So you don't send DMs?
I send DMs and ignore them.
You don't say it yourself.
I don't say it myself.
Recently, we meet on social media.
That's right.
So we should do it actively.
You like recommendations, don't you?
This is not a bar, so I say it while drinking.
I see.
During the recording, Yoshizawa-san hit on me.
During the recording?
Who did you hit on?
There is a pretty girl.
At first, I thought it was a pretty girl and hit on her.
You are funny.
You are bad.
No, no, no.
She is my friend.
Who? Who? Who?
She is a fighter and shoots pretty girls.
What? What?
What do you think your job is?
And you only know how to shoot pretty girls.
Seriously.
By the way, there was a collaboration with K-1 fighters.
With mascots.
There was, there was.
With Honey Crab.
At that time, I only shot pretty girls for PR.
There are pretty girls below me, right?
There are.
After that, you went to watch martial arts in private, didn't you?
Wow!
She is trying to get closer to you.
That's why you are like K-1 fighters of martial arts now.
I don't want you to do it.
Is it true?
You are exaggerating.
I'm sorry.
Stop it. Stop it.
It's like we're doing martial arts.
Your figure is white.
Yeah, it's light, so it's hard for me.
Hey, your face is white.
Hey, your face is white. Don't fight.
Huh?
It's an octopus.
All of a sudden.
It was an octopus talking with no look.
Yeah.
Why did you say it while looking over there?
I was worried.
I was looking over there and laughing a little.
After all, if you get hit here, you'll be chased over here.
It's a unique way of speaking.
It's noisy for now, so shut up.
What do you mean noisy?
It's noisy.
Stop it.
We're doing it now.
The second generation.
It's not your turn.
I'm an elder.
You're equal here in this case.
I'm a lot older.
It's an intense development.
When was it your turn, on the contrary?
It's not your turn.
It's noisy.
It's not your turn.
It's just my turn.
I just brought this turn myself, so I'll say it.
It's not your turn.
Don't say "turn" because it's noisy.
I respect the other three people, but who are you really?
It's not something you say to your seniors.
Don't point fingers at your seniors.
The name "zako" really suits you.
Have you ever been called "zako" by your juniors?
No, it's "zako".
At least "zako" is "san".
"Zako" is fine.
As long as you add "sans".
"Sans" is fine.
At least "sans".
"Zako" master.
It's "zako" master.
No, it's not.
"Zako" master.
It's not "zako" master.
It's not "honeywood" "zako" master.
It's "zako" master.
It's "japanese" "zako" master.
Hey, Borgo, what do you think of this?
It's because of the topic of fashion, isn't it?
That's right.
It was fashion at first, wasn't it?
That's right.
And you took off your sunglasses and your butt came out.
You remembered it well.
Usually, people who wear flashy clothes are people from rural areas.
Well, well, well.
People from rural areas come to Tokyo and wear flashy clothes.
When you show your feelings, you look like "terada" from "shouya".
"Genkai lovers", right?
"Genkai lovers" know you.
But I'm from Kanagawa.
I'm from "shounan" in Kanagawa.
"shounan" also has an ocean, so it looks like a city, but it's a rural area.
"shounan" has "do", doesn't it?
That's right.
From Borgo's point of view.
How about sunglasses?
Do you have them?
Are they okay?
You have to protect your eyes, too.
But everyone can wear sunglasses in Tokyo.
That's right. Everyone can wear sunglasses from tomorrow.
Let's protect ourselves from UV rays.
What you're saying is stupid.
It's so stupid that it doesn't make sense.
I don't like it.
Next, from Eikawa to Kijima's dissatisfaction.
From Eikawa, who was 8 years younger than Kijima, to Kijima's dissatisfaction.
What is it about?
From Eikawa to Kijima.
To Kijima-chan?
Am I that stupid?
Every time I'm asked that question, I'm in trouble!
I'm really worried about it every time.
Am I that stupid?
I'm really worried about it.
You're stupid for asking that question.
You don't know where it's stupid.
You say I'm stupid, but tell me where it's stupid.
You're stupid for asking that question.
Where is it stupid?
You look stupid right now.
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
No, you don't think I'm stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid enough not to say it.
I'm sorry.
You're stupid.
You're stupid enough not to say it.
What did you just say?
You're stupid.
I'm not stupid.
You're not stupid.
You're stupid.
You're really stupid.
We hang out a lot in private.
You haven't said "stupid" recently.
You'll say it for sure.
Why can't Dan say it?
Everyone calls me stupid.
I'm a little worried.
Can you say "Nana no Dan"?
My song.
She just said it.
No, no, no.
Say it.
Can you say "Nana no Dan"?
"Nana", "Nana".
Are you kidding me?
Can you say "Nana no Dan"?
I have my own song.
I remember it, but I haven't said it yet.
Hichichi?
What?
Hichi...ichi...
It's going to be a long song.
It's a melody I don't know.
I don't have much time.
Let's wait patiently.
Hichi...
What?
I really don't like it.
People will think I'm stupid.
You're stupid!
You're really stupid!
Can you stand up?
Why do you have only one stomach?
I do things like this.
What is this?
What is it?
She doesn't have a stomach.
What is it?
My stomach is...
What is it?
It's not my real costume.
What's wrong with you?
She's crying!
You're making her cry?
She's not crying at all!
Is this bad?
It's not good!
There's no one crying!
And you're a new member!
If you say I'm stupid, I'll cry!
But you're the cutest one here!
You're the cutest one here!
You're the cutest one here, so it's okay!
Even if you're cute, you're stupid!
It's big!
What do you mean "big"?
It's big!
It's simply big!
Her height and eyes...
It's big!
But it's true that it's not good to be different from everyone else.
You're so annoying!
Shut up!
You're the one who said that!
Why?
I don't need you!
Stop messing around!
I was just warning you!
I'm not talking about you!
I brought my own tongue!
She brought it!
Don't say "sir" like that!
I'm not talking about you!
You're the one who said that!
I'm not talking about you!
Amazing!
What do you think, Golgo-san?
Gol-nii-san, what do you think?
Gol-nii...
For people who can't say "cuckoo"...
Isn't it okay to just not care about the past?
I see!
I'm not good at numbers, but is everything else okay?
Is everything else okay?
Yes, everything else is fine.
Then say "nino"!
Eh?
Isn't that too much?
♪ Nino...
♪ Nii... Ichiga...
♪ Nii... Nii...
♪ Nii... Ichiga...
♪ Doook...
♪ Nii... Ichiga...
Thank you!
You don't say it?!
You're unkind!
Up to four, you already understood it.
You're unkind and kind.
It's been awhile since heat-up, should I cool down?
It's this one?!
And this one?!
What?!
Speaking of cooling down when you turn up the heat, it's this person!
Kodama Nanako!
Again, due to adult circumstances, we won't be using this song,
but let's calm down with Spider-Man-neesan's dance!
If you want to see it properly, please watch the DVD of "Onedari Muscat"!
Welcome back!
It's a cool song!
A smartphone.
While it's a convenient tool,
sometimes it reveals your true nature and drags you into hell.
It can even turn into a devil's tool.
The video I'm about to show you is of a shocking performance
where the staff accidentally caught a fight between mascots.
Please be careful not to overdo it and skip out on your true nature.
*beep*
*crash*
There, Prince Muskatz, Yoshizawa and Mikami were having a messy fight.
I've never seen such a messy fight.
- Hey, what are you doing?
He senses messy atmosphere and rushes to help.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- What are you doing?
- What are you two doing?
- I don't know.
- Stop it, stop it, really.
- No, no, no.
- What's going on?
- What's wrong with you two?
- She...
Sasaki Roki said he'd run 167 kilometers this season, but he won't come out.
What is it?
He won't come out, will he?
It's 166 kilometers.
No, it's 167 kilometers!
Sasaki Roki and his new ace, who are arguing over him.
Stop it!
What is it?
Stop it!
What is it?
Stop it!
What is it?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Stop it, you idiot!
It's 167 kilometers!
It's not like that!
We're friends, Ackie!
You know...
You're not a leader anymore!
You've been doing your best, Ackie!
Stop it!
Really!
Come on!
The demon's love stops the fight.
Stop it!
What is it?
Stop it!
What is it?
Come on!
Turn your arms around!
Turn them around!
Hold them in!
Come on!
Stop it!
Turn your arms around!
Turn them around!
Come on!
Turn them around!
Come on!
Stop it!
Let's continue.
From the leader, Ichikawa-san...
to Matsumoto Yun-san...
is the claim.
Yun-chan?
When Yua-chan's YouTube video...
"Face Fat Salvation" was uploaded...
she imitated it right away...
and did her face fat salvation.
Before that, please diet on your own.
I want you to do a Matsumoto diet project.
I think it's good to imitate.
But it's a little too fast...
Did you imitate it right away?
That's right!
I haven't seen your YouTube videos, so I don't know...
What's going on?
For people like Okubo-san...
who are not interested in Matsumoto's SNS...
let me explain!
This is the video of Mikami's face being fattened up!
A few days after this video was uploaded,
this is the picture Matsumoto posted on social media!
Same place!
Instead of just copying Mikami, isn't it better to diet properly?
I'm not copying you. It's just a coincidence.
Coincidence?
It's just a coincidence!
People who copy others make mistakes in the first place.
That's right! Why are you copying Yua-chan?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
First of all, you should rest! You're fat!
I'm not fat! I'm not fat!
Wow! Wow!
She used to be fat, but...
If you're about to enter your 30s, you'll get a little fat here and there.
You'll get a little fat here and there.
If you're worried about your 30s like that, you should first lose weight and work hard.
I haven't changed at all!
You're like an anime character!
I haven't changed!
You're really fat.
You're really fat and you don't look like an idol.
This is a little...
I think we can see a good battle here!
I'm an idol, but I don't know if I can go that far.
I'm a little hyped up.
Hey, this is...
Can you say that?
Yes, I can!
What do you mean?
I can say it at all! I can say it at all!
You're pretty ugly!
No, I'm not ugly at all!
I told you before!
Do you know what mascots say?
Mascots say goldfish.
Goldfish?
I told you before, but goldfish are fat, so you're fat.
I've heard of "fat goldfish".
Fat goldfish are thin and big!
It's fun!
It's painful! It's painful!
If you can't lose weight yourself, I want you to plan it.
Isn't it a waste for him to plan it?
You can't stop him, can you?
If you can't lose weight yourself, I want you to plan it.
That's true.
I know that, too.
You don't want him to plan it, do you?
Don't you have a lot of mascots, Matsumoto-san?
If you have anything you want to say about this style...
Matsumoto-san...
This guy looks like a full-grown housewife.
What?
A full-grown housewife?
He looks like a full-grown housewife in the countryside.
Would it be like that if you put on a mosaic?
He looks like he's under a lot of stress.
Goro-san, what do you think of this?
Wouldn't it be better for him to lose weight?
Do you have a diet you recommend?
A diet you recommend?
Isn't it a walk?
I've never heard of it.
I've only heard of walking.
I've only heard of walking, but a walk is more than 10,000 steps.
Let's walk more than 10,000 steps.
It won't cost you money.
Will there be more mascots in the next episode?
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one...
And...
Gornois' life lessons and tears...
I'll make you use it next week, too!
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