AISubs v3.5
That legendary midnight ballerina has returned to Abema!
And her show is...
It's so nostalgic, I'm getting giddy.
Oneuchi...
Good evening!
It's been a while, but I'm going to "scot" you!
Here we go!
I'm Yagihagi Yagihagi!
And I'm the princess of the gorilla world, Okubo- san!
Nice to meet you!
Okubo-san, you've gotten taller.
And lastly, we've got a little mischievous group of scumbags, Ebisu Maskets!
A group of scumbags...
So this is what it's like!
It's so nostalgic!
It is!
Before I came here, I worked with Ariyoshi-kun.
And now that I'm going to Umemasu, I'm really surprised.
I used to have a 1-ton can over there and go crazy!
Wow!
You used to have a 1-ton can over there and go crazy!
"You're still doing it?!" I'd say.
And Ariyoshi-san wasn't that popular, and he was treated like that.
He was treated like that, and he'd have a 1-ton can over there and go crazy!
But now, he's making a fortune.
Wow, it's been many years.
But Onedari Masket, Choito Masket, Masket Yokocho, and so on...
This time, we've changed it to Oneuchi Masket.
That's amazing!
What does "oneuchi" mean?
Well, it's "onemasu," so I hope it becomes "onemasu."
Onemasu.
It's "onemasu."
I want to drink fire!
Recently, compliments have become strict.
That's right.
It's hard to do, isn't it?
It's a time of stress for making shows.
Yes, that's what I want to do.
Not thinking about troublesome things, I just want to revive the old-fashioned variety that pursued only interesting things.
That's the purpose of this show.
I see.
Revival, isn't it?
Revival.
It feels like it's been revived.
Yes.
It's like reviving the "onemasu" era.
It's like a sort of art, or should I say "renaissance"?
Revival, isn't it?
It's a revival and revival.
This place has always been a proper old-fashioned comedy place.
Right.
It's like a proper old-fashioned traditional game.
Everyone was playing around.
That's right.
I wanted to see that.
Onemasu, which gave people a boost of energy in the middle of night 14 years ago, is now back in demand!
Now that everyone in the world has lost their energy,
in order to make everyone laugh,
they will do their best to revive the balance of old age that cannot be bound by compliance.
First of all, let's take a look at Reiwa's EBISUMATSUKATSU members, who are No. 1 when they stand up.
It's nostalgic.
I've seen their faces before.
You don't know them, do you?
I don't know them that well.
I don't know them that well, but I know some of them.
Natsuki-san, you're No. 1 when you stand up.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Natsuki dosu, the goldfish of your heart.
She's a nostalgic idol.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Natsuki dosu.
Are you from Kyoto?
Yes, I am.
I'm from Kyoto.
Nice to meet you.
Do you come from Kyoto every time for this?
Yes, I do.
She speaks Kyoto dialect very well.
Do you know Yoko, Natsuki-san's Yoko?
Have you met Yoko before?
I don't know her, but she's a crazy person.
She's crazy.
I don't know her, but I know she's crazy just by looking at her face.
She looks crazy.
What's your name?
I'm Nara Ayumi.
Her way of speaking is strange.
She's crazy.
Her eyelashes are too curled up.
They're curled up.
She's crazy.
She has to make them curled up.
She looks like she has too many eyelashes curled up.
She's crazy.
Another crazy person is Miyamura-san in the back row.
She does look crazy.
She looks like Jansou's daughter.
She has a real eroticism.
Does she?
That girl?
Is she erotic?
That girl is the craziest.
She shows her panties right away.
Your panties have always been down.
They have always been down.
I'm a little curious about the one in the upper right corner.
Look at me and you'll know.
They're curled up.
The three of them are curled up.
They're curled up.
They look like they own a house.
They're crazy.
They look really old.
Do you think so?
I don't think so.
They weren't there when you were in Okubo.
They weren't there. It's been years. Ando, right?
Yes, that's right.
Okubo-san!
It's been years?
How old were you in Ando?
I'm a first-generation student.
You're a first-generation student?
Yes, I'm a first-generation student.
How old are you in Ando now?
I'm 37 years old.
You're 37 years old?
Yes, I am.
Thank you very much.
Ando...
Kawamura is already...
Yes, it's Kawamura Rika-chan!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's like a well-promoted wine.
Is it a drink?
A drink?
It's nostalgic.
It is, isn't it?
They were evil at that time. They were scary.
They've calmed down now. They've calmed down, haven't they?
They're happy and happy now.
That's right. That's right.
They married Yankee.
That's right.
And then Ackie.
Ackie!
But Ackie is...
She's quite beautiful, isn't she?
What are you talking about?
Those two are like...
They don't have that kind of talent.
It's like pretending.
How many grandfathers are there?
Why are there grandfathers?
What are these three?
I heard that you'll be back.
Yes.
Would you like to do it together?
No, no.
It's impossible.
It's absolutely impossible.
Think about it.
It's impossible.
You'd better stop.
Look at me objectively.
The original members who will work hard from now on and the early members of "Senpai Kaze Zenkai".
There is no way for such two people to get along.
A clash without a woman's true nature will erupt.
Can I say something?
Oh, she's being pushed back.
I'm saying that Ago-onna has come back.
You're talking about Ago-onna, right?
Yes, Ago-onna.
Ago-onna.
It's not like she came back.
She just came because she was called.
What are you talking about?
What? Who?
Also, you know, everything is too old-fashioned.
What do you mean?
It's from a good old era.
Ago-onna is like that, too.
It's because she's wearing a skirt.
The collar of Ago-onna's chin is also old- fashioned.
Ando-onna did it, too.
The collar of Ago-onna's chin is also old- fashioned.
Yuki-onna does it, too.
Everything is too old-fashioned.
She's getting old.
I don't know why she's doing it.
It reminds me of mothers in their 30s.
Oh, you're right.
It's because of their clothes.
It's because of mothers in their 30s.
If they give you a costume, you'll wear it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't wear it at all.
You should wear it naked.
What's wrong with you?
Naked is weird.
You should wear it naked.
You know, Aino's clothes are really tacky, don't you think?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's not cute.
It's weird to wear it naked.
It's not flashy.
It's really old-fashioned.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's old-fashioned.
If a fashionable person comes, it will be really fashionable.
It's not fashionable.
It's not.
It's cute.
It's not fashionable.
It's cute.
You should wear it naked.
No, no.
OK OK.
It's OK.
Give me some leaves that seem like me.
Here and...
Here.
napkin.
Give me some leaves.
Here and...
There you go.
It's a hit!
It's old-fashioned.
Come here!
It's old-fashioned.
It's weird.
It's old-fashioned.
When did you say like that?
I'm impressed!
Wow!
I'm sure you have this kind of gag.
Everyone had it!
I'm really impressed now.
I don't know what you're talking about now.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's from "leafcleo".
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's nostalgic.
It's old, but we used to do it.
We did it.
Did you have anything "ackee"?
I did.
What is "ackee"?
Huh?
Pira pira pira pira
You're cute!
The one I like.
What is it?
It's your favorite.
I like it.
What is it?
It's cute!
Can you do it again?
Pira pira pira pira
It's cute!
Why did you use it?
It's cute!
Why did you use it?
It's cute!
"ackee" was like that.
You used it in any era.
Isn't there anyone who has a hit and run gag like that?
What do you think?
Isn't there anyone who says "I can do this"?
Matsuoka can't do it now.
Matsuoka is over here.
Matsuoka can't do it now.
Speaking of second generation of "mochi"
Matsuoka has a perfect back view.
She has a high waist position.
She is very beautiful.
You're funny.
You can't do it now.
You're using "ackee" too harshly.
Let's do our best together.
Let's do our best.
I'm happy.
Let me introduce you.
Hello.
Hello, everyone.
I have an announcement to make.
What is it?
We, OgiAgi, will end the show for today.
You're late.
You guys are late.
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
Look.
It's amazing.
It's artistic.
It feels good.
Thank you.
It feels good.
Thank you, everyone.
Please go back.
Wait a minute.
We just started our opening talk.
That's right.
But now that we've done it, it feels nostalgic.
Nostalgic and fun.
I thought so.
I thought so, too.
I'm getting older with you guys.
Of course.
I'm 50 years old.
And my daughter is...
She's 12 years old.
She's in a lot of relationships.
That's right.
I'm two years old.
My son is good and my son is good.
To be honest, I don't think I can do this show anymore.
I don't think I can do this show anymore.
Don't say it's a real show.
I've been supporting ONEUS for a long time.
It's been years since we last met.
There's been a lot of things.
Today is the last time.
I'm an adult now.
They're not in a position to laugh at each other.
We've grown up here.
We've grown up.
We've done it.
We've done it, but we don't want to do it anymore.
We don't want to do it anymore.
It's unfair for us.
We don't want to be on the same screen as people who don't know and don't know.
That's terrible.
That's true.
That's terrible.
I don't want to be on the same screen as people who don't know and don't know.
However, ONEMASU did not end with this and prepared a terrible MC instead of ONEMASU.
I'm welcoming a new person!
It's a theory, isn't it? A new person who changes every day.
That's right. It's for growth.
Indeed, we have to change our image.
That's right. We have to change it more and more.
We've said a lot of rude things now, but when we think about the future of mascots,
it's for the future of mascots that people like us, who are declining, should come forward.
That's right. For the future!
The seventh generation is coming out more and more.
That's right. More and more.
We should all remember that.
A person who has a lot of momentum and is a simple person for the future!
Thank you!
Please come out!
Let me introduce you!
Hello!
Welcome!
A young man who wants to listen to KINDYKUSHA!
That's right!
Like GOKUBOSAI and ASAGAYA SIMAY, it will surely have a big break!
That's right!
That's TONTSUKA's story!
Wow!
It's a story for TONTSUKA!
I'm sorry, but only KINDYKUSHA is clapping.
Huh?
No one is clapping.
That's amazing!
This show is full of amazing people!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing that it's full of mascots.
Who are you?
It's simple! It's simple!
Don't hurt me so much!
TONTSUKA TAN!
It's TONTSUKA TAN, you idiot!
It's TONTSUKA TAN, a mascot of TRIO.
Isn't it TONTSUKA TAN's mascot?
Who are you?
You don't know me, do you?
No!
I'm happy you bought me, but...
You're a star!
It may be too early to introduce you.
No, it's not like that.
You're too small-minded.
No, no, no!
You all know me, don't you?
Yes!
You know me, don't you?
You all know me, don't you?
You're all mascots!
You're all surprised that there are so many amazing people.
Are you surprised that there are so many amazing people?
You don't have to ask me.
Excuse me!
Do you know TONTSUKA TAN or TANTAGA TAN?
I don't know.
You don't have to ask me.
You don't have to answer me.
Can you tell me apart?
No, I can tell you apart.
If you were ONGIYAHAGI, I'd be relieved.
You're speaking from your stomach.
You look like a priest.
Who is a priest?
Who is CHERRY FACE?
You look like a priest.
Huh?
I'm not a priest.
You look like a priest.
You better shut your mouth or else I'm gonna kick your ass!
I'll speak English.
Huh?
Are you okay?
Huh?
Are you okay?
That was close!
I feel like I'm gonna get a stomachache.
Really?
That was close!
I'm sorry!
That was close!
Are you okay?
Are you not injured?
I'm not injured.
You're not injured?
It's the worst thing to do it like that.
It's true.
I know right?
You have to do it like that.
Oh no...
Who are you?
Don't...
Hey...
What's going on?
Return me to the beginning.
Stop it!
No!
I don't like it when you do it like that.
What's going on?
I don't like it when you do it like that.
What's with you?
These days you're doing it like a servant.
Isn't it better to do it like an opera?
Are you okay?
Huh?
Is it weird?
No, no.
Should I move it?
It's fine now.
Can you be quiet?
I'll do it.
She's coming.
I'm a princess!
You can't be a princess!
You look like a princess.
Who's the cherry face?
You're kidding me!
You know what?
You better shut your mouth or else I'm gonna kick your ass!
Be careful.
What's wrong?
What is it?
What's wrong?
You said it too loud.
She is an academician.
You said it too loud.
What happened to your face?
This is my wife.
But I...
This is my wife!
You said it too loud.
You shouldn't say it like that.
You said it too loud.
She got hit.
She said it in a bad English.
She must have memorized it by heart.
Can you say it again?
Keep my wife's butt white.
Keep my...
You haven't changed at all.
You look like you're not good at it.
Can you say it again?
Who are you asking?
Can you say it again?
I decided it was a mistake.
Can you say it again?
That's enough.
And there's one more person.
This time, it's a King of Variety appearance.
It's a huge success of booking.
Can you come to this show?
I can't imagine it from my point of view.
That's right.
I didn't know this person would come.
Who is it for this show?
Let me introduce you to another person.
It's this person!
Hello!
What do you think of me?
Welcome to Ueshiba!
Ueshiba is amazing!
Are you a member of Ueshiba?
Not at all!
It's amazing that you came to Ueshiba.
How do you feel?
I always feel like I'm going crazy.
Unexpectedly, Ueshima is very popular.
But after this, there is a gap in time.
Are you Dacho?
Dacho?
Are you Dacho?
I'm Dacho.
I'm not Dacho.
I'm Dacho.
I'm Dacho of Dacho Club.
No, this is Dacho...
You think I'm Dacho, don't you?
I'm Ueshima of Dacho Club.
Are you Dacho?
I'm not Dacho.
I've never been told that.
I'm not Dacho!
What's wrong with you?
Everyone knows it already, but...
When I come back, I'll eat...
Oden.
Oh!
Is it okay?
Can we do it?
I'm happy.
I really want to do it with only you three, but...
We can't do it anymore.
Good luck.
Everyone will learn again.
Yes.
You're right.
This is...
Really learn it.
Yes.
Everyone has to do it.
Hot oden that you can't avoid in the old-fashioned variety show!
I thought I'd have Ueshima-san teach me how to make it, but...
The times are getting in the way of Ueshima!
Thank you!
Ouch! Oden!
What is this?
Hey, hey, what is this?
Oden, you say?
It's shy.
It's shy, you say?
You can't do it like this, can you?
No, he just got angry at me.
I don't know about that, you!
I'll lose my mind.
You can't...
It's so soft! It's not hot at all!
You didn't heat it up, did you?
Even if I heat it up, it's no good!
You can't heat it up.
You can't eat it.
Even if you heat it up...
You can't eat it at all!
You can't heat it up.
Even if you heat it up, it's not funny!
Is oden sold like this?
I've never seen it before.
Is oden sold like this?
You can't make it completely.
What?
You can't make it completely.
Why can't you do it?
Because of the times...
You hate it, don't you?
I hate it when I say "Oden" to a staff who's sick.
You don't know?
I don't eat it for real.
It's funny because you're sick of it.
I feel sorry for you for making yourself say it's funny because you're sick of it.
Don't make me say it.
It's totally different.
You said you'd bring oden.
What's this?
You said it in advance, didn't you?
What's that?
Zazi.
I can't do this.
It's impossible.
It's too hot.
Bring it properly.
Do something about it.
What are you going to do?
I'm sorry. It's a complete lie.
It's a complete lie? I said it doesn't matter.
That's right.
It doesn't matter, does it?
Can I be shaved now?
I see.
It doesn't matter.
It's a thing that's being shaved now.
That's right. It's a thing that's being shaved now.
That's right.
Don't say you'll prepare a hot bath. Oden is better.
That's right.
It's really easy.
Prepare a proper oden.
I see.
Can you do it?
What if you heat it up for me?
Isn't it "chin"?
"Chin" is funny, too.
It's like this.
If you prepare a proper oden and wait...
Hey, "chin" and "sue"?
"Chin" and "sue"?
There's no "chin" and "sue".
"Chin" and "sue"?
You don't say "chin" and "sue" in Kyoto, do you?
It's true.
That's a wrong Kyoto dialect.
You can say "chin" for me.
For now.
Let's think about it from there.
That's right.
Anyway, I want a hot one.
I want a hot one.
I don't care if it's hot or not.
I don't need it.
I see.
Please.
Okay, I'll "chin" you.
Can you "chin" me for a second?
Okay.
How old are you now, Ueshiba san?
I'm 61.
I'll be 62 next year.
61? You're still evolving.
You're unstoppable.
I'll keep evolving.
61...
Basically, it doesn't matter if you're a complete person or not, right?
Basically, it doesn't matter.
I'll keep evolving as a member of this group.
Wait a second.
You guys have low tension.
You guys, too.
You guys have low tension.
Even if you don't know it, you'll get excited.
That's not variety.
Even if it's not interesting, you'll get excited.
That's what I've learned.
Even if it's boring, you'll get excited.
That's a lesson.
But if you change, you'll do it, right?
I'll go over there.
I'll go over there and show you.
Oh, you'll show us?
Please do it as a new member.
[Sit back and enjoy the show]
Wait a second.
Don't make a sad face.
I'm Yamagishi.
Yamagishi-san, don't make a sad face.
Why?
Because you're supposed to laugh.
You can't laugh.
I'm serious.
You don't look good.
You're supposed to laugh like this.
I just touched the acrylic.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I was wondering if there was acrylic in my eyes.
What do you mean?
Look!
She said she didn't know about the acrylic.
Are you okay?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's get started.
Muscats, let's go!
What is this segment?
Muscats often take stupid actions!
It's a segment where we get rid of our bad nature on social media!
Usually, Muscats don't know what they're doing.
There are quite a lot of crazy people out there.
So we're going to do it together, and we're going to do the right thing in the right place!
It hasn't been recorded for a while, so we don't know what they're doing.
That's right. So we're going to operate it all at once!
From now on, if you think it's a red card, you'll be fined.
If you think it's a yellow card, you'll be called by your guardian.
If you don't have a problem, you don't have a problem.
I'd like you to judge.
By the way, you can also be fined!
I'd like you not to be fined!
Depending on the content, you can be fined!
Thank you for your cooperation!
When the staff operated the members' social media at once,
I saw a lot of malicious posts.
Among them, I'd like to introduce something particularly malicious!
First of all, Yoshizawa, Kanzaki, and Tatsumi are on a bus tour!
A bus tour!
Yes.
And it turned out to be pretty bad.
A bus tour turned out to be bad?
The bus tour held by Yoshizawa, Kanzaki, and Tatsumi at the time of the question turned out to be pretty bad!
Yoshizawa-san.
Yoshizawa.
This is just bad luck, right?
Yes.
It's not bad luck.
It's just bad luck.
And Kanzaki-san.
Hot!
Money and alcohol are the only things you can drink.
No.
There's a chance of that.
There seems to be a possibility of that.
Yes.
And Tatsumi-san.
Tatsumi.
This is just bad luck, right?
Yes.
Right in front of you.
It's just bad luck.
Yes.
I'm worried about you.
That's right.
The bus tour that the four of them went to was held last December.
It was a one-night-two-days bus tour.
It's a strange old man's dance.
A strange bus tour!
Yes.
It looks pretty bad, doesn't it?
A strange bus tour?
Yes.
But it's kind of fun.
Yes.
Here is the outline of it.
What?
Let's take a look at the outline first.
It's a one-night-two-days trip.
Yes, yes.
What?
They will stay in Japan, go sightseeing in Okushima, and so on.
What?
The entry fee is 54,800 yen excluding tax.
Isn't it expensive?
The title of the bus tour is also bad luck, but the entry fee is 54,800 yen.
It's an event for three people.
This is a big incident!
Isn't it expensive?
It's expensive, isn't it?
Isn't it expensive?
They said it's a one-night-two-days trip.
There is a picture of the person who participated in the bus tour.
Here it is.
I don't like it.
It's a bad atmosphere.
What is a wrestler doing in such an atmosphere?
I don't like it.
I'm sorry, but I really don't like it.
Both of you have the same length of hair.
I don't know which one is which for a moment, but...
There is still more.
This is out, right?
This is no good, right?
But the staff is taking it for me.
You don't know what's going on in your bed, do you?
It's not that bad.
It's healthy.
It's bad, isn't it?
You're taking this for money, too, right?
That was for a party.
I drew lottery.
That was for free, too.
Was it for free?
No, it was a separate fee.
A separate fee?
You have to pay for it, too.
A separate fee for a two-shot or something like that.
I'd like you to come over here.
As usual, on the first day...
We'll call you out.
We'll call you out!
We'll call you out.
Since it's the first time, we'll call you out.
Smartphone.
While it is a convenient tool,
sometimes it reveals your true nature and drags you into hell.
It can even turn into a devil's tool.
The video I'm about to show you is of a shocking video
that captures the quarrel between two people.
It's not very true to one's true nature,
so please watch with caution.
What's wrong?
Calm down.
It's bad.
Calm down.
(Door opening and closing)
What is it?
What?
I don't know.
A quarrel?
What?
Why?
What's going on?
You two, stop it!
What is it?
What are you doing?
Stop it!
You two, calm down!
Calm down!
Why are you quarreling?
When did you two get angry?!
I'll take it! Who do you think you are?!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it!
Hey, you!
That's why you fight!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Childishness!
Stop it!
Childishness!
Hey!
Shh!
Stop it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it!
The number of participants is increasing!
Hey!
Hey! Calm down!
What's your reason?!
His face makes me angry!
Mine makes me angry, too!
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it!
Hey, you!
Hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey, you!
Hey!
Why do you hit me?!
Hey!
Why do you hit me?!
Ouch!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
It's hot, so stop it!
Stop it!
It's hot, so stop it!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's hot, so stop it!
It's funny, isn't it?
Hey, calm down!
What's going on?
Calm down!
What's going on?
Stop it!
Hey!
I'll allow it!
It's hot, so stop it!
Stop it!
You don't know how to do it?
I don't want to do it in real life.
Are you that angry, Matsukatsu?
Stop it, Matsuo.
Hey!
Stop it.
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Did you get it?
Stop it.
Stop it!
I'm nervous about doing it in real life.
I can't do it.
The next person is a Hollywood actress.
Is there a Hollywood actress in here?
Yes, there is.
Ms. Kawakami.
You've become popular with this.
Ms. Kawakami.
Are you a Hollywood actress?
Yes, I made my Hollywood debut.
What?
Is that so?
Yes, it's on air now.
What's the title?
"Tokyo Vice".
"Tokyo Vice"?
Wow, that's amazing.
Mr. Watanabe.
Like Ito Hideaki and Mr. Watanabe.
Oh, I see.
Like Kimichi Rinko.
Wow, that's amazing.
She's an important role.
Kawakami Nanami, who's famous for being a Hollywood actress.
She's trying to look like a Hollywood actor,
but her staff thinks she's a Nanami coat man in the shadows.
No matter where you look at it,
there's a video of her saying, "What is this stupid video?"
She posted it on social media.
Stop posting it on social media.
Let's take a look at it.
Here it is.
It's a stupid video, isn't it?
What is it?
An eternal loop of this.
This two or three second video is repeated forever.
What is it? It's just riding a horse.
What do you want to say?
We normal people can't understand it.
This message...
I want to appear in a movie someday.
It means you can do it.
I tried riding a horse once.
It's like a video of you aiming for a movie.
I didn't aim for a movie.
I just wanted to appear in a movie.
I wanted to ride a horse.
I went there in private.
I just tried riding a horse.
Can you ride a horse now without any help?
Yes, I can.
Really?
Yes, I can.
That's great.
You can ride it yourself.
I hope you don't give it to me.
You can eat it normally.
It's not hot.
I won't give it to anyone.
She is a Hollywood actress, but she is riding a horse.
What is her judgment?
It doesn't matter.
I see.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what you do.
It's our judgment.
It's good.
Please do it in private.
Face-down, Matsuoka Rin.
Her misunderstanding post is...
Let's see it.
Here it is.
Everyone, Matsuoka cut his bangs for the first time in 20 years.
I don't know. Let me know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know. I don't know.
Which one is better?
I don't know.
Which one is better?
You're misunderstanding.
You're misunderstanding, really.
I think there is a demand for it.
Everyone, "what?" is annoying.
"What?" is a little...
It's like a cell, isn't it?
It's like "thank you for waiting."
It's good that you cut your bangs.
If you cut your back hair, it would have been better.
It's because of my bangs.
It's because of your back hair.
I don't want you to do it.
Basically, people who shouldn't have bangs cut their bangs.
We're only interested in your back hair.
Here are the number of "likes" and "comments" for this post.
Not many.
It's embarrassing.
You said "thank you for waiting."
Even though you cut your bangs...
612.
It doesn't matter.
It's embarrassing.
It may be embarrassing, but...
"Which one is better?" and "comments" 22.
No interest.
No one.
Those who are interested in "likes" are 22 people.
By the way, Mikami-san is very popular.
She has already reported that her hair style has changed.
Please take a look at this.
Taking off my hair extension and refreshing myself.
Mikami, that's nice.
In short, her hair style has changed.
The number of "likes" and "comments" for this post is...
Not many.
56,000.
It's 50,000.
I didn't know there were 612 people.
Not many.
Yaya-chan is cute, so it can't be helped.
No, no, no.
But the content is the same.
The part where you have to confess...
What will you do in the future?
There are only 600 "likes".
I will increase it in the future.
In the future?
You have a hot-blooded heart.
Is that so?
However!
There was a woman who surpassed Matsuoka.
That woman is...
Kurosawa-san!
Kurosawa-san is...
She has little wealth and is hated by everyone.
Isn't that terrible?
But that's what people say.
That's what people say.
She's a happy girl.
Here it comes.
I see.
This is why people hate her.
Her hair style has changed.
People are waiting for her post.
And...
The number of "likes" and "comments" is this.
It's even lower!
8!
It's like a "like" of a local popular person.
Really?
Like a local popular person.
But I think you are interested in me changing my hairstyle, right?
You think "Ah, you changed it!"
Who are you talking to?
I see. You're the type of person who gets involved.
I see.
You're the type of person who doesn't settle it yourself.
I'm wearing it because I think you'd like it.
I think you're satisfied with it before you press "like".
I think it won't spread if you ask me more than this.
If you get involved with someone for too long, you'll get in trouble.
It's been a while since we talked.
So you think you should cut it up earlier?
I think you should cut it up earlier.
I see.
We finally talked!
Kurosawa-san.
"Likes" are talking.
Kurosawa-san.
Kurosawa-san!
It's low!
Even though it's your first time?
It's low!
It's your first low!
I only said one word!
It's low!
I don't like it!
Don't come back next week.
It had a huge impact.
Don't come back.
I don't like it!
Don't come back if you're going to hurt everyone you touch.
It's low.
You're lying.
You really like it, don't you?
It's low.
How do you feel, OGs?
I'm tired.
You're tired?
Your face is so tired!
You're tired just from sitting?
My face is so tired.
Why is that?
I have to send my kids to elementary school tomorrow.
Your kids?
Yes, that's right.
That's where you're tired?
Yes, it's about time.
You want to go home?
I want you to cut me up and eat me.
You want her to cut you up and eat you?
That's right.
You have plans for tomorrow, don't you?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think there are young and old people, but it's nice to have young people gathering, isn't it?
It's nice to have young people gathering and taking pictures.
It's nice.
How about you, Sushida-san?
It's low.
You know it.
You're all-purpose.
You're like a joker.
Everyone, please be careful of what you see.
We'll continue this segment in the future, so please be careful of social media.
Yes.
Is today's segment over?
It's already over.
It was noisy.
How was it, Mr. Ogiai?
It's been a while since we saw you.
I thought you weren't doing so well.
Is it your first time?
It's hard to do it for the first time, isn't it?
It's hard for me, too.
From now on, we'll do it by hand.
We'll make it together.
At first, we don't know what's good.
We'll look for it.
That's right.
I see.
I felt a lot of things.
The way you looked at each other.
It was nostalgic.
There were a lot of things like that in the beginning.
But now...
We'll be able to do it from now on.
I see.
We'll be able to do it from now on.
We'll be able to do it.
It was like this in the beginning.
Don't say you failed today using various words.
It's your first time.
In one word, you failed.
You failed.
Wrap it up.
Wrap it up with an omelet.
Mr. Ogiai.
Look at Ms. Ueshima's face.
She looks like she's 67 years old.
How was it, Ms. Okubo?
From here on, Ms. Ueshima will eat oden normally and laugh.
I thought you should go home.
We have to do it with these three people.
That's right.
We have to do it with these three people.
I haven't seen you for a while.
But we have no choice but to do it.
That's right.
Anyway, we'll do it.
We'll do it.
It's decided with these three people.
That's right.
Lastly, Ms. Ueshima.
How was it?
Do you need me?
You don't need me, do you?
Finally!
Finally, she said no!
Ms. Ueshima!
No, no, no!
That's not true!
Do you need me, Ms. Ueshima?
You only say yes.
You don't need me, do you?
No, no, no!
I do need you!
Were you hurt properly?
No, I don't think I can do it for more than 61 years.
A girl said "go!"
That's right.
She said "go!"
Emergency announcement!
In fact, we were able to celebrate our 10th anniversary of activities with our first generation members, and we're going to have a 10th anniversary concert!
On May 25th, at the Tokyo Roppongi EX Theater, the 10th anniversary concert "all star gratitude festival" will be held!
Mr. Oniehari and Mr. Okubo, as well as gorgeous guests Menmen and Yahari, will attend in time!
And for the first time in history, the first generation mascots have gathered!
Everyone, please come and play! We're waiting for you!
The EX Theater is amazing, isn't it?
See you next week! Goodbye!
You're stupid enough not to say a word!
You're a junior, aren't you? Do you know how to talk properly?