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A competition that shows how beautifully a slimy lotion floor is jumped in.
"Lotion Yuka Taka Jump In".
Was there such a camera until now?
Ah, that's a Taiwanese media.
Ah, Taiwanese media!
Yes, Taiwanese media...
Even though the Taiwanese TV station's cameras have gone out of control so far,
Hirosu Edeona, who showed beautiful acting, is the winner!
Finally, who is the goddess of lotion smiling at?
The sixth contestant is Matsumoto Yun!
Will she win with her dancing skills and surprised face?!
Oh, is Matsumoto also a newcomer?
No, you're used to it! You're missing it!
What is this? Ah, it's like a business.
Ah, that's good. She's a complete athlete.
Sports... sports lotion.
Yes, a proper sports lotion.
It's a sports lotion.
Team Yamane is strict, you know.
That's right.
They're strict from the basics.
Coach Yamane may be an athlete who pays attention to those things.
I feel like my lotion isn't wet enough.
Did my lotion get wet properly?
Now, let's begin...
Matsumoto Yun's acting!
Oh, oh, oh...
It's not working.
Will it work?
Her legs are leading.
While turning...
She's shaking her head.
Ah, her pose is beautiful.
It's good, isn't it?
Her pose is beautiful.
She's already decided on her pose.
Here I go!
[While rotating in the air]
You're in the frame!
No, I'm not!
You're out!
Your performance was great,
but the cameraman from Taiwan came in and said,
Hey, tell the press about this!
This is no good!
This is a disaster!
Hey, Yamari-kun, are you okay?
You're making a fuss!
Are you okay?
Your performance was great!
She's making a fuss about her terrible performance!
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
She's making a fuss about her terrible performance!
It looks like she spilled some of this water, too!
That's right!
Although there were some incidents,
your performance was great!
Now, we'd like to see the judges' scores!
9.2!
9.2 points!
That's a big score!
9.7!
9.7 points!
In total,
it's 18.9 points!
That's a top score!
Wow!
That's a big score!
It was refreshing!
There was a sense of speed and beauty in everything,
but I looked at the cameraman from Taiwan in the middle of it.
I didn't look at your technique.
That's why it's 9.2 points.
I think you could have done a little better.
I'm addicted to warning people with bald heads.
You can't go in there.
I'm sorry.
I've got some information from a Taiwanese camera man.
Apparently, he doesn't do this kind of competition in Taiwan.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
Peropero...
Peropero Channel...
What?
Who's on Peropero Channel?
Taipei.
Taipei?
Taipei. Peropero Channel...
He's a camera man for Peropero Channel in Taipei.
Peropero Channel?
Peropero Channel in Taipei isn't a competition.
It's an adult channel.
But it's here now.
Peropero Channel...
If you don't leave Peropero Channel, it's a proper competition.
What are you going to do?
Whatever.
But you can't help it. You're already in there.
I don't want you to be a hindrance in the competition.
That's right.
Matsuboto's acting was disturbed by Peropero Channel's interference.
However, he showed his skills and was suspended.
Next up is Nara Ayumi, who is charming for her unreadable movements.
She's going to win with her unique explosive power.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you.
She has a good style.
Nara looks like she has a flexible body.
She's quiet and has long arms and legs.
She can make good use of her acting.
What's wrong with you?
Are you playing with me?
She has competed in competitions before.
However, she hasn't fully used her big body yet.
She hasn't fully used it yet.
She hasn't grasped it yet.
But she has a lot of potential.
Yes.
I heard that she practiced this at a monster swimming school.
But isn't it okay? This way of moving forward.
- Because you're tall and your legs are long. - It's totally erotic.
- Is it okay? - Oops.
She fell down quickly.
- Ah, ah, I got caught. - You know, it's about how you move forward.
- It's said that potential is number one. - That's right.
My style is good, though.
Will she be able to use her big body well?
It's Nara Ayumi's performance!
I'm going to win!
Nara Ayumi's performance!
Well, first of all, walk in.
- Here we go. - It's a long stride.
- Ah, but it's beautiful. - It's good, isn't it?
Her legs are long. Her hands are long.
- Now... - Is it okay up to here?
It's okay up to here. Now, it's a start.
Now, what will you do?
She reached the tip.
Here we go!
Strike!
- Wait a minute. - It's hot, isn't it?
- Strike! - That's amazing!
- Strike! - What was that?
- Now... - That's a strange timing. Strike!
She flew sideways and high.
- It's beautiful, isn't it? - That's right.
Strike! Strike!
- She flew high. - Yes.
- She flew very high. - And her head went down.
- In the air... - What is this?
- It's a drumstick. - What is this?
It's an air drumstick.
- It's not falling off, is it? - Not at all.
It's not falling off. It's just a drumstick.
- It's not falling off, is it? - It's not falling off at all.
- If you want to fly higher...
- In the air... - In the air...
- Should we use it a little? Should we use the wall? - It hurts!
She said "it hurts" just now.
There will be a sound that will hit something.
- A big ruckus. - It's not falling off at all, is it? - It's not falling off at all.
- Oh, it stopped for a moment. - That's right, it stopped for a moment.
It's jumping in, isn't it?
- Should we dig up the wall? - Dig it up!
- Oh, it disappeared! It disappeared! - It disappeared from the screen!
- It disappeared from the screen! It disappeared from the screen! - It disappeared! It disappeared!
- Oh, it came back, it came back! - It's falling over, isn't it?
- Spinning, spinning, spinning...
- Are you playing? Are you playing? - Hurry up and make me your customer!
- No, hurry up and put it in!
- How is it? Is your goal set?
- Isn't it OK if it falls down now? Can we still show it?
- It fell down already? - What is it?
- Huh? What is it? - What's wrong?
- What is this? - It fell!
- What should we do? Isn't this a time-out?
- I'm sorry, but it's a flat.
- Oh my! It's dangerous here! - Give up!
- Is it dangerous? - Give up! - It's dangerous!
- Oh, Nara-san, it's dangerous in the air!
- Oh my, oh my, oh my... - Is it impossible now? - It's impossible now!
- That's right, it's a little... It's a little strict, it's too wobbly...
- Oh, that's right... - Oh my, Nara-san herself has stated that it's dangerous...
- ...so it means there are no more benefits, right? - There aren't any!
- I thought it was good, but it wasn't good at all...
- In Nara-san's case, it's not about training or something like that...
- First of all, please understand the rules. That's all.
- Takeyama-san, what do you think?
- It's a shame, even though it's a good position... - That's right...
- I'd like to know how the coach is raised...
- She's saying something... Oh, she's praising her...
- She's kind... - She's praising her, Ritsuko - san...
- She's saying "thank you"...
- I guess only Ritsuko-coach knows how it's done...
- Well, it can't be helped if Ritsuko-coach says it's like this...
- However, it's dangerous and there are no benefits!
- Next, Dobugappa Fujiwara Akino!
- She looks strong... - Her spirit... her spirit is different...
- Fujiwara Akino... - Huh? She's not going in...
- She said it's okay with the lotion at the stadium...
- Ah, it's falling off with the lotion...
- It's a unique breath...
- There's no speech...
- Are you going in? Where are you going in? Are you doing it for free?
- I'm doing it for free... - She's doing it for free...
- That's why she's not using the lotion at the stadium...
- She's not using it properly...
- She's paying for it... - That's right, the club team is paying for it...
- I can do it... - Can you do it?
- Can you do it with just the lotion at the stadium?
- As expected of Dobugappa...
- Dobugappa... Her voice is Dobugappa...
- It's Dobugappa...
- A thing is flying towards you...
- Dobugappa... - Dobugappa...
Hey, wait a minute. This is a totality mistake!
We're doing this for free. We have a lot of enemies.
The other coaches will say "why are you doing this for free?"
- But, Takeyama-san, you want to focus on competition, right? - Right.
- So, winning is the true Dobugappa. - Dobugappa, do your best!
- I want to cheer for Dase. - Please come.
- Dobugappa, do your best! - Do your best, Dobugappa!
Now, will Fujiwara be able to climb up from this cliff? Fujiwara's yesterday's performance!
She's only using the lotion that was on the floor.
It's an interesting step.
She's moving while sitting down.
Yes, she's moving while sitting down.
Yes!
That's good!
Ah, yes!
That's good, Tobugapper!
Is it gut feeling?
Don't lose!
Is it gut feeling? Ah, that's good!
Don't lose!
She's starting from bending over.
While bending over...
You...
You're using a certain method!
Stop it! Stop it!
Don't do that!
Teropero-chan!
Teropero-chan, get in!
Teropero-san, please!
Don't touch the athletes!
And, she's using the wall!
Ah...
Don't touch the athletes!
Teropero-san!
Don't touch Teropero-chan!
Teropero-san!
Don't touch the athletes!
This will be a hindrance to the competition!
No!
Shorter arms...
You can do it!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
Amazing!
Great job!
Let's do one more!
How is it?
One more!
Great!
Will she use the wall again?
Will she use the wall?
And...
Wow!
Great!
Wow!
Is she breathing a little?
But the picture is coming back.
Yes.
Will she use the wall? Will she use it again? Will she use it again?
She's aiming for a big move!
The water surface is right next door.
Can she do it? Will she use it again?
How is it?
The distance is a little short.
And Kissand Cry is alone.
Kissand Cry is alone.
This kind of scene is beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful. You did your best.
I think it was the most beautiful one so far.
I think so, too.
Peropero Channel is a problem.
You can't do it now.
Peropero-san, can you show us the next one?
Why did you ask for applause?
It's a little problem.
Are you a fan of Peropero-san or not?
It's an act that has gone too far.
Then, please announce the score.
9.3!
9.8!
This score came out!
If you add it up, it's 19.1 points!
It's a top score!
You did a good job!
I'm glad you did your best!
I'm a little pissed off.
Can you lower the score?
Did I say 9.3?
You said 9.3.
Then, I'll say 8.9.
8.9.
I lowered the score.
No way!
And Takeyama-san said...
I said 8.5.
8.5!
I lowered the score.
The score is 17.4 points.
I lowered the score.
No way!
I did it.
That's it.
That's why no one supports you.
Of course!
See?
That's why the priest hates you.
I'm sorry, but you're too heavy.
I'll throw my belly in there.
You can't do that in there.
You're trying to kill me.
Idiot.
Don't be so stubborn.
You have to fix that.
You're making me angry.
Even though Odoridel is in the top 10 for now,
Fujiwara lost because of the comments that hit him in the nose.
Will Fujiwara be able to use his laziness for his lotion?
Is he a new coach?
He's a young coach.
I've never seen him before.
Your lotion is really good.
Is it?
It's for matches.
He's not lazy.
What a nice lotion.
She may feel it on her skin.
She's used to lotion. She's a good player.
She has experience.
Can she express herself?
Yes, she can.
But she's not lazy, which is great.
Setagaya Chapatsu Club.
Setagaya Chapatsu Club?
Yes, it's a small club team.
She hit him.
Good luck.
I see.
It's like a sports club.
What is it like?
She's aiming for the world from Setagaya.
She's heading for Ishioka.
Here we go.
She's at the tip of the jump line.
She's flying.
She's getting a nice start.
She's about to do it.
Here we go.
Ishioka.
That's crazy.
She's just taken off.
That was a nice start.
She's fast.
She's so fast.
She's faster than me.
She's getting a nice start.
She's happy about herself.
She's getting closer.
Don't touch me.
And what will Ishioka do?
Ishioka is in the middle of the pool.
She's good!
She's fast!
She's really good!
She's good!
She's really good!
What will she show us?
Wiper.
Later on...
Once she grabs the wall,
Now she grabs it.
Here...
She works here...
It's like an amebo, isn't it!
Now, will she show us the reverse-facing one, too?
Will she show us the reverse-facing wiper again, I wonder? From the centre, will it show up, the reverse- facing wiper?
She'll move to the centre, too!
She'll move to the centre, isn't it? She'll keep moving to the left, isn't it?
Now, is this the center? Will he get it out with this?
Will he get another big one?
Wiper!
Wiper came out!
Wiper came out! Wiper came out!
Wiper came out!
Great job!
Now, what will he do with this? Will he put it in?
Around and around...
Is the angel getting closer?
How is it?
He's going again! He's going again!
Will it go in?
Using the wall...
Will it go in again?
Using the wall...
Using the wall... What will he show us?
Wow!
I didn't expect it.
He could have finished it, but he showed us one more.
I was relieved.
If he had been a former wrestler, I would have given up.
But he came to finish it.
He was greedy.
It was wonderful this time.
He showed us all of his wipers.
After the performance, I noticed that his back was turning red.
He sacrificed his body to show us a beautiful performance.
I think it was a wonderful performance.
9.4!
9.4 points!
It's a high score!
9.8!
19.2 points!
It's a top score!
It's a high score!
The competition is getting more exciting.
I like how everyone is getting excited.
Yes.
There was beauty in the lotion.
And there was beauty in the jump.
And they were able to show us all of their wipers.
Even now, this team is like a group of friends.
But they were able to show us all of their wipers.
It's a great club team in today's society.
I see.
It's not about being superior or inferior.
It's about being greedy.
That's right.
They're good at this.
They are.
That's right.
But they're great.
They're good.
Now, with 19.2 points left,
we will announce the top numbers.
Finally, the defending champion,
Mikami Yua, will appear.
Will he be able to protect his throne?
19.2 points.
Will he be able to surpass these numbers?
Please pay attention!
Finally, the absolute king, Mikami Yua.
He's the number one player with the most wins in a row!
Excuse me.
Now, Mikami.
First of all, Mikami's way of using this lotion is different.
That's right.
She's beautiful.
Her lyrics, too.
She's a fan of her.
Ah, she's good!
Ah, that's good.
Her running is the best.
She makes a world of her own.
That's it.
She makes a world of her own.
She's in good shape. She's never lost before.
That's right.
There are two coaches here. Who are they?
She's nervous.
Are they fans of her?
Mikami is better than the coaches.
I see.
They joined the team because of her.
Is she about 60 years old?
Mikami.
She joined the team when she was little.
I see.
She's like a fan of Takarazuka.
I see.
Mikami Yua, the defending champion, is making a world of her own.
Is she in?
She's beautiful.
She's twisting her body.
She's not making any noise.
She's in good shape.
There's silence in the pool.
Mikami will jump in and stand at the end of the pool.
I forgot.
I have a commercial to shoot.
She's a professional.
She's a champion.
She's a professional.
I can't believe she can shoot a commercial there.
The legend begins now.
I've been training hard for this chance.
I want to achieve what I've been training for this year.
I want to make a competition that will be remembered for many years.
Sosoritatsu Kameni Lotion!
She's wearing it!
Is there a boob?
Yurusuke.
Yurusuke - Kinjutsu Koukai!
Defending Champion Mikami Iwano makes his jump!
Good!
That's a bad move!
That's a good one!
That was so sudden!
It's so dangerous!
How do you do it?
And then...
Do you use your head?
Somehow...
My swimwear...
What's wrong with my swimwear?
Your swimwear is strange!
That's dangerous!
Are you okay?
Be careful!
This is dangerous, everyone!
Be careful!
We're in the middle of a match!
Are you having trouble?
The string...
The string is coming off!
Be careful!
It's just the same!
Wow!
This is so scary!
It was a heartfelt performance to get in front of the camera!
It was very dangerous!
But you were a great professional!
My life is shortened already...
It's coming off!
I didn't ask you if you could take off the string.
I didn't take the string.
It was an accident.
Huh? Really?
Little Suzaka people!
Can you do it?
Saga people!
India people!
Run away! Run away!
You can talk, can't you?
Yes, I can talk.
I told him to leave.
I told him not to complain about the competition.
What did you say when things turned out like this?
I said, "You're going to be criticized."
Your players are going to be criticized.
"Why did you join us?" I said.
I see.
It's true that Hirose's points have been wasted.
That's right.
As of now, 19.2 points is the highest.
If this exceeds, the defending champion will win.
Now, let's announce the scores.
First of all, let's start with Mitsura.
10.0!
It's perfect!
10.0!
It's perfect!
It's 20.0!
So Mikami is the winner!
As expected, the defending champion is strong!
It was wonderful.
He created a world of his own.
I was so nervous.
I thought he was going to make a mistake.
I was so surprised.
I'm glad it ended safely.
Takeyama also scored full points.
It's amazing.
I was thinking of giving Mikami 10 points from the beginning.
But when I saw Ishioka's performance...
I thought it was wonderful.
I was worried if Mikami would lose today.
But when Mikami was wearing lotion...
I decided that no matter what happens, I would give him 10 points.
I see.
Now...
You just like Mikami, don't you?
Shut up!
Shut up and shut up!
Accidents...
Can't you see you're doing it yourself?
Shut up!
I'll pay you later, so shut up, you idiot!
Stop it!
You said "accident", didn't you?
Maybe it's "accident".
It's "accident", it's "accident", isn't it?!
You said, "I was impressed that you overcame the accident."
That's all you said.
Then you do it, too!
You should have done it first!
No...
I'll do it next time.
You do it, too!
Don't worry about me!
Actually, I like you the most!
Don't worry about me!
No!
Let's go out for drinks when COVID-19 is over!
No!
Please!
So shut up now!
Where...
Where are you talking from?
Now...
Takeyama-san, it's been a year since your last tournament.
How do you feel about it now?
My level has improved, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
So next time, I'd like to hold a tournament in a big stadium, outside of Tokyo.
Yes, you're right.
With COVID-19, we were able to somehow make it to this tournament.
Thank you for watching "Lotion, Floor, Jumping".
The judges and commentators are Yasuko Mitsura and Takeyama Lotion.
Thank you, both of you!
Let's meet again somewhere!
Take care, everyone!
Goodbye!