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Autumn's Emergency Live Broadcast "This is weird, Muscats!"
Today is the day we release the sea.
Ah, important.
I was a little nervous, so I took a questionnaire and I got a lot of complaints from your Muscats.
It's really piling up.
Oh, recently at the ATM...
I'm going to be with you, but only bad words come out.
I see.
Can you say you haven't made any progress at all?
I see.
Can you say you're not used to being an adult?
Certainly.
Hey, if you don't take a breath here and there, it might explode.
Leader Ichigawa, do you feel that way?
Well, it's been a while since I came back, and it's pretty...
Oh, the team has become like this.
I think it's piling up.
I myself have a little piling up.
At this rate, the team may fall apart.
That's right.
I understand!
Let's do it!
Please!
Let's do it! Let's do it right away!
Please!
Everyone's faces are already...
They're angry.
Kobayashi-san, are you glaring at me?
No, I'm not glaring at you.
Is it piling up?
Yes.
Fujiwara-san's hair color is thinner, isn't it?
It's a color pulled out of thinner.
Certainly, it's rough.
That way of pulling it out...
It's what middle school students do, isn't it?
When complaints pile up...
They pile up, don't they?
That's right.
It gets worse.
I'm scared.
Let's do it for everyone's sake.
It's piling up, but we're not doing it.
It's just coming off a little.
It's a color that comes off like that.
It's dirty, so do something about it.
Everyone's angry, isn't it?
Let's do it!
I'm scared.
Shall we start with this?
This is weird, Muscats.
Let's start with this!
Kawakami-san says "I'm not aiming for Hollywood, I'm aiming for Cannes" all the time!
All the time!
Who is this?
What is this?
Ishioka-san, what does this mean?
Kawakami-san has been saying "I'm aiming for Hollywood" for a while now.
Yes, I've heard of it.
She was called out recently.
She was called out?
Actually, I'm not aiming for Hollywood, I'm aiming for Cannes.
She keeps calling me out.
What kind of difference?
I don't know what the difference is.
She keeps telling me "Hey, manager, do you have a script for tomorrow?"
She's been watching the script at the actress club.
What kind of script does she read?
I'm making my Asian debut, right?
You're making your Asian debut?
Even now, I'm auditioning in English.
Audition, right?
So you're auditioning for a script, right?
I'm auditioning for a script for an audition, and I'm making my final selection.
I might make it.
You might make it?
To Cannes?
I might make it to Cannes and Hollywood.
You're wearing different shoes today, right?
Everyone's wearing matching boots.
Do you show off that you're different from others?
No, but...
When it comes to going abroad, I have to make different predictions.
What are those shoes you're wearing?
They're terrible.
Maybe you're just being cocky.
No, I'm just being cocky.
You're being cocky.
I mean, they're all supposed to be facing down, but some of them are facing up.
They're not walking properly.
But they're stylish, too.
They're stylish, right?
I think we need to show more of Japan's beauty overseas.
What is it, Kan?
I'm sorry, but I was called out for that too.
Yes, yes.
My rival is Takayuki Yamada.
Your gender is different, too.
I know, right?
Takayuki Yamada couldn't go to Cannes.
He didn't win the Academy Award or anything like that.
He's a great actor.
That's right, but I also want to be like Takayuki Yamada.
And I want to surpass him.
What are you saying?
Takayuki Yamada?
I want to surpass him.
How do you feel about that?
I want to surpass him.
But you're Takayuki Yamada, right?
I'm not the Takayuki Yamada who comes from a shopping mall.
I've been saying that for a long time.
I want to surpass him, too.
What's the difference between Cannes and Hollywood?
Right?
Hollywood is very major.
There's action and explosions that are easy for everyone to understand.
Are you making fun of me?
No, I'm serious.
I think you're making fun of me.
It's an easy-to-understand...
What is it?
It's a flashy movie.
But Cannes is more fashionable and...
It's more humid.
It's humid and...
It's very rustic.
Japanese rustic is also very much included.
I think for Japanese people,
Cannes is definitely better.
To convey the goodness of Japan.
By the way, what's your favorite movie?
My favorite movie?
My favorite movie is...
That one.
"La La Land".
It's easy for everyone to understand.
You like "La La Land", don't you?
It's an easy-to-understand movie.
You've been talking about weird things on Twitter lately.
Can I ask you something on Twitter?
What is it?
One question.
Do you have any specific dreams for the future?
Do you want to be an unknown human being?
Don't say it!
What?
Cannes?
Yes, Cannes.
There's something specific about Cannes, isn't there?
You want to be an unknown human being.
I want to be the only human being.
If I don't aim for that,
I won't be able to find a new actor.
A new actor?
You can't look at the world like that.
What's wrong with you?
There's one more question on Twitter.
There's more?
Isn't it enough?
I think I've been an alien until now.
I finally feel like I can live as a human being at this age.
It's been like this up until now, but especially today.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're tweeting like this.
What made you tweet like this?
What does it mean?
Until now, I thought I wasn't independent.
You thought you weren't independent?
I thought I was an alien.
I depended on someone or a man.
I was lonely.
I don't want to be an actress anymore.
I want to be an actress.
I want to make my dream come true first.
I've been told this all the time.
I'm really sick of it.
It's weird to be sick of it.
I don't like delicious food at all.
It wasn't delicious.
You said you would support me.
If it's a Cannes film audition, try being an alien.
Yes, an alien adopted in a Cannes film.
What do you think, Mr. Kobukubo?
I don't know.
Please leave Japan for now.
I don't care if it's Cannes or anywhere else.
But Ms. Mitsura often asks Ms. Maxonana,
Ms. Maxonana wants to be an actress,
so she drinks poison and gets killed.
Isn't there something like that?
I'm good at it.
You're good at it!
Ms. Momera, you were talking about that, right?
Can you do it for us?
Does she make it herself?
She makes it herself, doesn't she?
Wow, she's sitting in front of the panties.
You... are... trying... to... go... with... this... right?
I can do it.
You can do it? How about you, Okubo-san?
I still feel like I'm in Asakusa.
I used to do rock in Asakusa.
It's really nice.
I'm really aiming for it. Seriously.
But you're causing trouble for everyone, right?
Yeah, you're making me do it.
Yeah.
Right?
It was a long talk, wasn't it?
We talked about it for a long time.
You were asking questions!
I wanted to talk about muskets.
Yeah, we talked about canoes.
We talked about canoes.
Yeah, we talked about canoes.
Well...
Yeah, we talked about canoes.
Didn't you have a lot of interest in me?
No, I didn't.
If you say it like that, it's fine if you don't talk about muskets and talk about canoes.
No, no, no!
Canoes like that are annoying.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to go to a canoe.
I want to go to Hollywood.
I want to go.
Everyone has the same feelings, right?
Yeah, we do.
We do have feelings.
We do.
But you can't do it just with feelings.
So, you're still auditioning for the final selection.
When will you get the result?
It'll be released at the end of this month.
Oh, I'd like to look forward to it there.
If you decide there, you'll graduate from muskets, right?
No, I won't!
Please forgive me!
What will you do if you have to go muskets and canoes?
Canoes...
But I won't quit!
Since you've decided on canoes, it's fine, right?
No, I won't quit!
But you're already saying it like that.
Please forgive me.
Please forgive you.
It hurts.
Muskets hurt me.
No, no, no.
You can't aim for canoes with muskets.
That's right.
If you don't decide on one, neither of them will succeed.
She said something good.
Canoes...
That's right.
Shall we decide until next time?
Please decide not to say anything about Canoes.
With a mask on.
Okay?
If you pass...
If you pass, you can say it.
I got it.
Until then, don't say it.
Keep it to yourself and don't say it to the members.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
It's a live broadcast, so back off.
Okay. We don't have time.
Please wear your shoes properly.
Okay.
Let's continue.
Here is the next complaint.
Even though you work in the same agency, there is too much difference between you and Momonogi-san.
Who is this?
Yes.
Eika-chan.
Yes.
What is this? What do you mean?
Momonogi-san appeared.
I work in the same agency as Momonogi-san.
Yes.
After work is over or during a meeting, I go out for a meal with my manager.
Momonogi-san eats really expensive sukiyaki or Chinese food.
I finish my meal at an izakaya for about 300 yen.
An izakaya?
Yes.
That's right.
"Why is there such a difference?" I think.
What do you think, Momonogi-san? Is it true?
No...
I also eat something for about 300 yen...
But...
"But"?
But...
I ate sukiyaki.
What?
Can you take me to eat sukiyaki?
I don't eat sukiyaki.
Well...
Why don't you say you want to go?
I see.
Have you said it before?
I have said it only once.
But my manager told me it's not like that today.
Your manager took you to an izakaya for about 300 yen?
Yes.
No, it's not like that! Let me say it!
Please say it.
Take it all out.
Maybe...
She drinks a lot of sake.
I see.
So I think she likes izakayas.
I see.
I can't drink sake, so I eat and have fun.
Yes, she says that.
But I heard it's very expensive sukiyaki.
No, no, no! Who told you that?
Of course, who told you that?
You should say it properly.
I heard it from Hage.
Is he your manager? Is he Hage's manager?
Ms. Enka, call me "Hage".
I call you "Hage".
Because we get along well.
I call him "Chairman" or "Hage".
You call him "Chairman", don't you?
You call him "Hage" instead of "Chairman", don't you?
I call him "Chairman" for now.
You call him "Hage" for now, don't you?
We often go out for a meal together.
But we don't go out much.
That's right.
Hage and I don't go out for a meal.
We don't go out for a meal.
Yes.
Hage is always with Momonogi.
So I don't go out for a meal with Hage.
Hage is only for you, Momo.
Yes.
But don't you have to tell Hage to take you out?
Yes, I think he will go if I tell him.
But Hage is basically in charge of the meal.
Hage is in charge of it, right?
Yes, he is in charge of it.
So I can't say how expensive it is to other managers.
You don't have to worry about it.
Hage gives you money, doesn't he?
He is not Hage, but...
But you can't say you want to go out for a meal with Hage, can you?
I can't ask him out for a meal because I'm busy with Momonogi.
Why don't you ask him out for sukiyaki with you?
What do you mean?
I don't know what you mean.
Why don't you ask him out for sukiyaki with you?
I don't know what you mean.
I'm sure you will ask him out for sukiyaki with you.
No, no, no.
You will definitely ask him out for sukiyaki with you.
I thought you would have an internal confession, but we are in the same agency.
Okay, I will give you my beard.
You will give me your beard?
If you give me my beard?
I will give you my beard.
You can say it.
I will give you my beard.
I will take your beard.
It's settled, right?
You moved your beard, right?
It's settled, right?
It's settled.
I'm glad you asked him out for sukiyaki with you.
Let's move on.
Kobayashi-san.
Kobayashi-san, you often get scolded for making fun of your seniors.
Who is this?
Usa-chan.
What's going on?
When I say hello, my eyes go like this.
I always say hello like this.
I see.
Kanzaki-san, you often get scolded for making fun of you all day long.
You two are seniors, right?
Yes.
Even in the elevator today, my mom said, "You are ugly."
What?
My mom makes vegetables and eggs.
That's terrible.
Fujiwara-san, you often get scolded for making fun of you all day long.
She said I was ugly at first.
I see.
She says I'm ugly before I say hello.
I see.
She is your senior.
I'm not making fun of you.
I'm just communicating with you.
I see.
I respect you, but...
I'm not making fun of you.
As a senior, I respect you, but I'm just saying it.
You can just make a normal face, but you say it with a very annoying face.
What kind of face do you say it with?
I say it with a face like this.
Do you feel it?
I feel it a lot.
You're making fun of me as a senior.
Your face is annoying.
How much do you hate me?
You're the only one who can say it.
Don't say it.
You're the only one who makes fun of me.
I don't respect you at all.
You shouldn't say that to me.
You're the only one who can say it.
You're the only one who respects me.
You're the only one who makes fun of me.
Don't say it.
You're the only one who can say it.
Let's forget about it.
Forget about it.
Let's forget about it.
Let's forget about it. Let's forget about it.
I forgot to explain the rules.
If you turn up the heat, it will be like this.
It's not refreshing at all.
What's wrong with you?
Don't say that to your seniors.
What's wrong with you?
She's really annoying.
She's annoying.
Stop it!
Everyone, calm down!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
She was dancing.
She looked like she was having fun.
She doesn't look good.
She looks really ugly.
Stop it!
Why do you hate me!?
Stop!
Stop it!
You guys are so mean!
I'm telling you, you guys are so bad friends.
- Even now... - Staff...
I'm telling you, you guys are so bad friends.
- There was a fight at the ATM. - Even that...
- I'm sorry we're so bad friends. - It's not good if you can't laugh.
- It's really... - No, Kobayashi-san.
- Kobayashi-san, you decided, didn't you? You said you'd be nice. - Stop it.
- That's right. It's not good for you to be so serious. - That's right.
- Let's calm down for a bit. - That's right.
- We'll dance again. - Let's dance.
Next up!
A photo of her doing real life alone on Kurosawa Mirei's social media is catchy.
- Who is this? - Yes.
- Oh, it's you, Rie. - Yes.
Ishigami-san, is that so?
No, it's like...
Kurosawa wasn't even participating in the recording yet.
- She did it at home and stuff remotely. - Yes, yes.
- At that time. - Now, using that time...
- The number of posts on social media went up a lot. - Yes.
- It's on Twitter, but what I'm looking at. - Yes.
And there, it's like...
- Food. It's like you're eating at home, but it's not food. - Yes.
- It's like you're eating out or something. - Yes.
- And you're taking a lot of selfies. - Yes.
- The way you take selfies is... - Yes.
- It's like you're pushing your back muscles. - I see.
- That's what you're doing. - Yes.
- But it's been going too far. - Yes.
Lately, it's starting to get to my nose.
Kurosawa-san is like that, right? The kind of person who has mold in their bath.
- Yes! That's because the lighting was dark. - Moldy...
- You're the kind of person who has mold in their bath, right? - Mold...
- That's why... - My bath is clean! Stop it!
- But like Ishigami-san said, photos have entered. - That's nice.
- In the rear view. - I want to see it.
- Here. - I want to see it.
- Ginza's Yakiniku Festival. - What?!
- I can't do it. - This is amazing.
- It's been processed a lot. - I don't care if it's Yakiniku or Kurosawa!
- You don't have to put this on top of it. - You don't have to put this on top of it.
- I'm angry. - Why?
- I feel like I don't know you anymore. - What do you mean you don't know me?
- You're so stupid. - I don't know why you're angry.
- I haven't done anything wrong! - There's another picture.
- "The hidden meaning of the gun is Italy." - You call that a gun?
- How about you, Kano Yura? - I feel like I'm going to die.
- Why are you going to die for killing me? - I feel like I'm going to die.
- You're saying that just because I'm using a hidden meaning, right?
- You don't have to say that! - You don't have to say that!
- Kurosawa used to say a lot of terrible things to me!
- No, you're the worst. - There's another one.
- "It was a shop full of happiness." - Why? It's cute.
- How about you, Kano Yura? - I don't think it's full of happiness.
- Why? Isn't it cute? It's leaking!
What is this? I bought a ride for this.
I don't know.
Why don't you be nice to me?
The 14th generation is the highest class in Japan.
Is that so?
It's the highest class in Yamagata.
High class?
Who are you talking to? Is it your own money?
This is my own money.
Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to my mother.
I don't know who you are talking to.
You don't have to answer like an idol.
Do you have that kind of personality?
I'm sorry, but no one is coming.
I'm talking to my mother.
You are a man.
Do you know what a man says?
What are you talking about?
You are a man.
You are hiding it.
You are definitely a man.
Are you a man?
You are a man.
Answer me.
Be honest. You are a man.
You are not a man.
If you say you are a man, I will go with you.
You are not a man.
You are always taking pictures of yourself.
You are not a man.
You are hiding it because you say you are a man.
I want to go with you because you say you are a man.
Why? You are a man, aren't you?
You said you are not a man.
What should I do? If you are not a man, what should I do?
I don't know. You are a man.
Please invite me as a man.
You are a man. Say it, you idiot.
You said you are a man.
You don't have to hide it whether you are a man or not. Say it.
I don't care.
I really want a man like you.
I can't help it because you are not here.
This person has a long history of shame, so you can say it next time.
Please listen to me.
It's been a long time since I came here and saw you.
This person has a long history of shame, so you can say it next time.
I want to go to Dubai even though it's COVID-19.
Who is this person?
There are many people here.
Who is this person?
What does this person mean?
He is a fool of Ishizawa.
Japan is in trouble because of COVID-19.
He is a fool of Ishizawa, so he went to Dubai.
He is not here today.
He is a fool of Ishizawa, so he went to Dubai.
He posted a lot of photos like a fool on Instagram.
I thought he was a fool of Ishizawa.
Do you think so?
Yes, we do.
Miko, you?
I often look at Instagram.
There is a photo of Dubai on Instagram.
I think it's a fool of me to hide it.
There is a photo of Dubai. Do you want to see it?
Here it is.
What about me?
Give me a photo of you.
A photo of me?
Here it is.
Departure?
Departure.
It's easy.
Show me your brand.
There is more.
The world's best...
Oh, my God!
You are stupid.
October 11th is recent.
There is more.
Wow!
Oh, my God!
It makes me angry.
As a member of the same group.
They are going back today.
But they have to go back home when the country decides.
That's why they can't come back today.
You are stupid!
It's like a professionalism.
Right?
It's not like that at all.
It makes me angry.
There is one more.
Shall we see it?
Oh, my God!
There is one more.
They are probably watching it.
You should say something to them.
Oh, my God!
Say something to them.
Hey, stupid Yoshizawa!
You are watching it because you don't have time.
Do you have any sense of responsibility?
When you come back, you should remember it.
Goodbye to Dubai!
Wow!
OK!
You should say something to Dubai!
Go, Kobayashi!
Hey, stupid Yoshizawa!
You are watching it because you don't have time.
Do you have any sense of responsibility?
Go, Fujiwara!
Hey, stupid Yoshizawa!
You should remember it when you come back!
Goodbye to Dubai!
Oh, my God!
Well...
I was going to appear in the Philippines Expo.
But I couldn't.
So, it was hard for me to be a host.
That's right!
You should remember it!
Bye-bye!
What are you doing?
Go, go, go!
Go!
Hey, stupid Yoshizawa!
Are you really stupid?
That's why you are the leader of Dubai!
That's right!
Let's end it!
Of course!
Bye-bye to Dubai!
Bye-bye!
Can you win?
Bye-bye to Dubai!
Hey, Yoshizawa!
You always say bad things about me!
Shut up! Shut up!
Go, Yoshizawa! Stupid!
Wait!
It's over!
What are you doing?
Go, go, go!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Yoshizawa!
What are you trying to say?
What are you doing?
Bye-bye!